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Royale Group opens Corporate Branch in Laquasa Isle (Open, ATTN Laquasa)

British Londinium
20-12-2006, 00:47
Royale Group, plc.
Kensington Corporate Headquarters
201 Bond Street

Today, the Royale Group, plc. has filed papers to begin construction of a massive skyscraper in the downtown of Laquasa Isle's capital city. Pending approval by the Laquasan government, construction shall begin at once.

The skyscraper:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Bank_of_china_night.jpg

OOC: Laquasa, this is your cold war thread.
Laquasa Isle
20-12-2006, 01:04
"Emperor Alejandro, the Royale Group wants to build a giant sky scraper in the capital city."

"And allow those terrorists to take Lorai? Never. Consult the Senate. Allow them to build it. But I want it under strict scrutiny. Security checks, no armed guards, and the like. There shall be no attacks on our great nation!"
British Londinium
20-12-2006, 01:11
"How goes the construction?"
"Fifty-five percent complete, sir."
"So fifty-five storeys?"
"Yes, sir."
"Excellent. And the Laquasans still insist that we can't have armed guards?"
"Yes, sir."
"Fuckers! How can we protect our assets?"

Communiqué to Laquasa

I ask that you reconsider your prohibition of armed guards. Without armed guards, we will be unable to protect our corporate assets. We are willing to subject our guards to your background checks and allow for only light arms.

Signed,
James Batra, CEO
Laquasa Isle
20-12-2006, 01:16
We will permit hanguns, and you will undergo thorough Imperial Guard security checks once a week.

Emperor Alejandro Vemirez
Laquasa Isle
20-12-2006, 03:29
SIC


"My Emperor, information on our plan has arrived."

"Excellent. When will the attack happen?"

"As soon as building is complete, my Emperor. The attack will ravage the terrorist group of 'Royale Group', bankrupting them and holding leaders hostage."

"How will this attack be carried out?"

"Large bombs will strike serious blows to the buildings foundation, My Emperor. The building will collapse. And a further attack. Master, you recall the Doomsday bug, I am correct?"

"Yes..."

"Before the towers are taken out, when a chance is recieved we shall load a ship to British Londinium full of the deadly stuff. British Londinium will then be informed that an embargo has been placed on their nation, and that we are working to find the terrorists who blew up the tower. With their government's funds hurting and their nation infected, they shall be easy prey should they try and interfere. They will not mess with Laquasa!"

"Excellent, General Latica. You are dismissed."
British Londinium
20-12-2006, 03:37
OOC: Remember, we are in the same alliance. I'd also like to keep chem/biological weapons off the table for a while.
IC:

"Mr. Batra, construction has been completed."
"Brilliant! Have them host some sort of grand opening ball-type thing."
Nova Brittanica
20-12-2006, 03:38
SIC


"My Emperor, information on our plan has arrived."

"Excellent. When will the attack happen?"

"As soon as building is complete, my Emperor. The attack will ravage the terrorist group of 'Royale Group', bankrupting them and holding leaders hostage."

"How will this attack be carried out?"

"Large bombs will strike serious blows to the buildings foundation, My Emperor. The building will collapse. And a further attack. Master, you recall the Doomsday bug, I am correct?"

"Yes..."

"Before the towers are taken out, when a chance is recieved we shall load a ship to British Londinium full of the deadly stuff. British Londinium will then be informed that an embargo has been placed on their nation, and that we are working to find the terrorists who blew up the tower. With their government's funds hurting and their nation infected, they shall be easy prey should they try and interfere. They will not mess with Laquasa!"

"Excellent, General Latica. You are dismissed."

OOC: Just a question, why do you hate BL so much? And why do you keep calling the Royal Group, plc. terrorists? Also, you might want to explain what the "Doomsday Bug" is. Remember, no disease is uncurably, no epidemic uncontrolable (sp?).
Laquasa Isle
20-12-2006, 03:56
I don't really hate him personally. Just ICly for various reasons.

Quick Summary on Doomsday:
Doomsday is a very deadly form of bacteria that enters through the lungs and rapidly begins destroying lymph nodes adn white blood cells. A painful death but a quick one, takes roughly 48 hours, and reproduces rapidly. Causes welts, soreness, redness, high fever, bloody spew, pain, and death. Kills almost all of its victims.
Laquasa Isle
20-12-2006, 13:36
"Sir, the building is complete."

"Excellent General. Attach the charges when I feel is the right time. When is the next security check?"

"Next week."
Laquasa Isle
20-12-2006, 22:41
The Imperial Guardsmen approached the trade ship bound for British Londinium on their own time. They knew the crew was waiting. They boarded the ship, talking friendily to the crew. The each took 1 crewman (there were 10 guards) and had them open a different crate each. Once each was opened, the Guard apoligized to the crewmen, and said that he could not witness his search. When the crewmen was waiting outside, the guards took out the vile full of doomsday. They threw the viles (designed to be soundproof) and they sat. The viles where totally closed off, and were set to open in three hours. They would disperese in ten different crates, each holding:

Food
Clothing
Cars

The Guardsmen then ran out, and left the ship.

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Royale Group HQ, Lorai, Laquasa Isle 12:00 P.M.

The Imperial Guard, numbering 100 men, filed in.

"We come for the weekly search."

The lady at the front desk nodded, and the men scattered. Five, however, proceded as far down into the building as possible. In their packs were highly explosive charges (mostly ammonium nitrate) placed each charge in hidden corners of the last floor. No guads witnessed the search. Each charge had a camera attached, and the Emperor could detonate at his own leisure. The building would collapse, killing many important "Government" members. At the same time the charges would be detonated, several bombs outside would detonate also. This would make it impossible to trace the bomb back to the Emperor, or at least nearly impossible. The attack would be blamed on a national terrorist group known as "Allah's Militia".
British Londinium
20-12-2006, 22:43
OOC: Uh...I get to RP my guards allowing you to enter. After all, I could not allow them in.
Laquasa Isle
20-12-2006, 22:44
Okay. If/Once you do though, the same will happen. I'll just plant charges outside.
British Londinium
20-12-2006, 22:47
The guards marched into the main lobby.

"Security clearance, please."
Laquasa Isle
20-12-2006, 22:48
Commander Leo Thompson stepped forth, and said (In his Hispanic accent): "We are the Laquasan Imperial Guard. We are here for the weekly security checks your militia agreed too."
British Londinium
20-12-2006, 22:51
"Very well. Enter."

The security guard sent an email to corporate HQ about the guards, and ordered all surveillance trained on the guards, and the tapes forwarded to British Londinium.
Laquasa Isle
20-12-2006, 23:02
"Clever asses, they are. Luckily we have a plan." muttered the commander.

Each of the five Guardsmen planting charges in each of the bottom rooms looked behind the camera. Here, they took a rat out of their pocket, voicboxes removed. They smothered the wires with cheese, and the rats chowed down. Wires cut, the Guardsmen planted their charges and left.
Nova Brittanica
20-12-2006, 23:05
"Clever asses, they are. Luckily we have a plan." muttered the commander.

Each of the five Guardsmen planting charges in each of the bottom rooms looked behind the camera. Here, they took a rat out of their pocket, voicboxes removed. They smothered the wires with cheese, and the rats chowed down. Wires cut, the Guardsmen planted their charges and left.

OOC: Because watching gaurds smother cheese on wires and then seeing them drop rats that then eat wires is so not suspectable.
British Londinium
20-12-2006, 23:06
OOC: They...carry rats? And cheese? Weird.
IC:

The explosion destroyed the entire branch, killing five thousand employees instantly.

Board of Directors

"Sir, after reviewing the tapes, all evidence points to Laquasan interference. They were the only non-Royale personnel, and the only individuals able to procure such materials and enter the building."
"Bastards!"

EDIT: This post goes after detonation.
Laquasa Isle
20-12-2006, 23:07
OOC: They...carry rats? And cheese? Weird.
IC:

The explosion destroyed the entire branch, killing five thousand employees instantly.

Board of Directors

"Sir, after reviewing the tapes, all evidence points to Laquasan interference. They were the only non-Royale personnel, and the only individuals able to procure such materials and enter the building."
"Bastards!"

Hey I haven't detonated yet!
Laquasa Isle
20-12-2006, 23:53
Four Islamic men, with charges on their chest, ran towards the Royale Group building. Screaming all the way, the detonated when 3 feeet away. All guadsmen were out of the building. As soon as the "terrorists" blew their charge, so did the Emperor. The builind began to collapse....


OOC: Waitn' for news on the epidemic....
Nova Brittanica
20-12-2006, 23:55
Four Islamic men, with charges on their chest, ran towards the Royale Group building. Screaming all the way, the detonated when 3 feeet away. All guadsmen were out of the building. As soon as the "terrorists" blew their charge, so did the Emperor. The builind began to collapse....


OOC: Waitn' for news on the epidemic....

OOC: BL gets to RP customs, and you can't say that all the gaurds weren't there.
Laquasa Isle
21-12-2006, 00:00
But they've (the guards) left... Customs will have a hard time seeing bacteria in an X-ray. Anyway, most customs find it impossible to check all incoming freight. Trade is the most likely way a nation would be nuclear attacked, via tradeship.
British Londinium
21-12-2006, 00:02
OOC: Whatever, he can blow it up. Still racist against Muslims. Don't appreciate it, Laquasa.
IC:

Board of Directors

"Sir, we have a problem."
"What?"
"Well, after analysing the terrorist explosions, the bombs on their chests wouldn't have been enough to take down the whole building. It would have caused damage, but not have toppled the 'scraper."
"So?"
"All evidence points to Laquasan interference. There were a number of Laquasan guards who entered strategic points in the edifice, who were caught deactivating cameras. Analysis shows that bombs detonated in these locations would have been sufficient to destroy the building."
"Douchebags!"
Nova Brittanica
21-12-2006, 00:02
But they've (the guards) left... Customs will have a hard time seeing bacteria in an X-ray. Anyway, most customs find it impossible to check all incoming freight. Trade is the most likely way a nation would be nuclear attacked, via tradeship.

OOC: Oh! You're troops. Sorry. Like I said, BL gets to RP customs. It is likely he'd scan all ships from Laquasa. I mean, you're not exactly friends...
Caliguan empire
21-12-2006, 00:08
OOC: Whatever, he can blow it up. Still racist against Muslims. Don't appreciate it, Laquasa.
IC:

Board of Directors

"Sir, we have a problem."
"What?"
"Well, after analysing the terrorist explosions, the bombs on their chests wouldn't have been enough to take down the whole building. It would have caused damage, but not have toppled the 'scraper."
"So?"
"All evidence points to Laquasan interference. There were a number of Laquasan guards who entered strategic points in the edifice, who were caught deactivating cameras. Analysis shows that bombs detonated in these locations would have been sufficient to destroy the building."
"Douchebags!"

since when has islam been a race ? I don't remember laquasa even mentioning something about race , you mean "prejudice and stereotyping of muslims"
British Londinium
21-12-2006, 00:11
OOC: Point. Discriminatory and bigoted.
Laquasa Isle
21-12-2006, 00:18
Wha'? They aren't in a customs office. The ship was Londinian. There aren't any of my guys in your nation.
Nova Brittanica
21-12-2006, 00:19
Wha'? They aren't in a customs office. The ship was Londinian. There aren't any of my guys in your nation.

OOC: You should have mentioned that before. Now, it just seems that you want to kill innocent British Londinians.
British Londinium
21-12-2006, 00:20
OOC: Wait...show me the original RP of this attack.
Laquasa Isle
21-12-2006, 00:25
The Imperial Guardsmen approached the trade ship bound for British Londinium on their own time. They knew the crew was waiting. They boarded the ship, talking friendily to the crew. The each took 1 crewman (there were 10 guards) and had them open a different crate each. Once each was opened, the Guard apoligized to the crewmen, and said that he could not witness his search. When the crewmen was waiting outside, the guards took out the vile full of doomsday. They threw the viles (designed to be soundproof) and they sat. The viles where totally closed off, and were set to open in three hours. They would disperese in ten different crates, each holding:

Food
Clothing
Cars

The Guardsmen then ran out, and left the ship.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

Royale Group HQ, Lorai, Laquasa Isle 12:00 P.M.

The Imperial Guard, numbering 100 men, filed in.

"We come for the weekly search."

The lady at the front desk nodded, and the men scattered. Five, however, proceded as far down into the building as possible. In their packs were highly explosive charges (mostly ammonium nitrate) placed each charge in hidden corners of the last floor. No guads witnessed the search. Each charge had a camera attached, and the Emperor could detonate at his own leisure. The building would collapse, killing many important "Government" members. At the same time the charges would be detonated, several bombs outside would detonate also. This would make it impossible to trace the bomb back to the Emperor, or at least nearly impossible. The attack would be blamed on a national terrorist group known as "Allah's Militia".

Here. Random raide, in which my guards infected your ship. In NS time it should be there.
British Londinium
21-12-2006, 00:27
The guards on the Londinian ship barred the Laquasans from boarding their vessel. Unlike the guards at the corporate branch, there were no restrictions on their arms.

"Access denied. You have no right to search this vessel. It is the property of the Royale Group," stated a soldier coldly, as the entire security force of the vessel levelled their arms.
Laquasa Isle
21-12-2006, 00:36
"Fine."


On their way out, the Guardsmen chucked the soundproof viles onboard. Eventually, the viles would be eaten by another bacteria within them. The ship was infected. A tracker was also thrown on the side, along with a charge, significant enough to sink the ship.
British Londinium
21-12-2006, 00:39
"Go, go, go!" cried a watchman at the sight of the vial.

"This ship is hereby quarantined until further notice," ordered the captain. "I want this substance analyzed."
Nova Brittanica
21-12-2006, 00:39
"Fine."


On their way out, the Guardsmen chucked the soundproof viles onboard. Eventually, the viles would be eaten by another bacteria within them. The ship was infected. A tracker was also thrown on the side, along with a charge, significant enough to sink the ship.

OOC: Those Londinians will never notice any of that.
British Londinium
21-12-2006, 00:42
OOC: Hmm...an official Royale vessel in a hostile nation isn't going to be cautious and watch the guardsmen with scrutiny. They didn't notice the charge, but the vial for sure. Besides, how do you make glass soundproof when it breaks? I think he meant shatterproof, but since he didn't say that...
Laquasa Isle
21-12-2006, 01:42
No, these ships are huge. It would be hard to notice. C'mon, an epidemic will be fun.

http://www.ams.usda.gov/TMD/freight/images/frontship.jpg
Nova Brittanica
21-12-2006, 01:45
No, these ships are huge. It would be hard to notice. C'mon, an epidemic will be fun.

http://www.ams.usda.gov/TMD/freight/images/frontship.jpg

OOC: And the Londinians are watching the Laquasans carefully. Face it, to get a disease there, you'd have to launch a missle. And even that could get shot down.
British Londinium
21-12-2006, 02:07
No, these ships are huge. It would be hard to notice. C'mon, an epidemic will be fun.

http://www.ams.usda.gov/TMD/freight/images/frontship.jpg

OOC: And...no. And it's my damn ship, I pick how large it is. Regardless, my troops are literally escorting them off.