Alliance Against All Those Other Damn Alliances (AAATODA)
Tocrowkia
19-12-2006, 04:41
The Alliance Against All Those Other Damn Alliances
Recognizing the imminent THREAT a bunch of crappy, narcist & elitist alliances pose to the world, the Reich hereby forms AAATODA, the Alliance Against All Those Other Damn Alliances. We stand for the preservation of well...not a bunch of alliances running around, saying their the best thing since Jesus.
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Members
Tocrowkia
Generic empire
19-12-2006, 04:45
From The Imperial Generian Department of Foreign Relations, On Behalf of the Alliance For The Preservation Of Civilization
As the official, designated spokesman for the Alliance For The Preservation of Civilization, The Empire will hereby assert, as a point of clarity, that the APOC is indeed the best thing since Jesus, and since sliced bread too for that matter.
With Respect,
The Imperial Generian Department of Foreign Relations, On Behalf of the Alliance For The Preservation Of Civilization
The Warmaster
19-12-2006, 04:46
OOC: uhm...I'm not sure it's gonna work...
British Londinium
19-12-2006, 04:47
From the Minister for Foreign Diplomacy, on Behalf of the EVIL Alliance Bloc
I would like to say that despite claims to the contrary, EVIL is not only the best thing since Jesus and sliced bread, but also the best thing since opposable thumbs and the creation of amino acids.
Sincerely,
Julia Churchill
EVIL's Minister for Foreign Diplomacy
East Lithuania
19-12-2006, 04:50
Our nation is confused as to what to do with your former alliance (UCN) which we applied for.
Tocrowkia
19-12-2006, 04:51
Our nation is confused as to what to do with your former alliance (UCN) which we applied for.
You were approved. We're still writing the new charter.
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
The Constitutional Monarchy of the Secular Empire of Maraque would like to make it clear that beyond popular belief, the Secular Empire is not only the best thing since Jesus, sliced bread, opposable thumbs, and the creation of amino acids, but also the best thing since the interwebs and the almighty and divine children's toy, the slinky.
Minister for Strangely Competitive Messages and Other Nonsense Such as This, Al Shizzle Bizzle Izzle Yo Grizzle Biatchizzle... or Something
GORKONICA CITY (Gorkon Press Association) - Fifteen minutes ago illustrious Commander in Chief Benjamin Greeson announced to the world the formation of an alliance in direct response to the newly-formed 'Alliance Against All Those Other Damn Alliances', founded earlier today by the nation of Tocrowkia.
"The AAATODA represents a clear and direct threat to all those other damn alliances out there, and Gorkon will not stand for it," Greeson stated in a brief press conference. "This new alliance under the strong leadership of Gorkon will stand against the AAATODA, defending the rights of all those other damn alliances, and it will be the best thing since Jesus!"
The new alliance was called the Alliance Against the Alliance Against All Those Other Damn Alliances (AAAAATODA), and incorporated a clause requiring all member nations to contribute military assets towards the goal of defending the sovereign right of nations to establish and join alliances.
Ten minutes later however, Gorkonian High Command issued a statement informing press that the Alliance Against the Alliance Against All Those Other Damn Alliances was to be disbanded. They cited two main reasons:
"The AAAAATODA cannot fight against an alliance which is against all other alliances under the guise of allowing alliances, without our entire alliance being an oxymoron," General Humris informed jounalists. "Furthermore, it is just too damned confusing."
The long-titled alliance enters the annals of history as the shortest-lived alliance in known history. It lasted ten minutes and thirty-two seconds. Greeson meanwhile has already begun to deny that the alliance ever existed, informing GPA journalists that they have been smoking too much.
Steel and Fire
19-12-2006, 05:32
Official Message
While we support Tocrowkia in this endeavour, we won't join the alliance, because we're sick and tired of alliances and this one is just another alliance, which is exactly what we're fighting against. So we'll form our own alliance to fight this alliance to fight all of the other alliances and....
... Shit.
~ Random guy in the Steelian foreign department
Auralinia
19-12-2006, 17:49
The Alliance Against All Those Other Damn Alliances
Recognizing the imminent THREAT a bunch of crappy, narcist & elitist alliances pose to the world, the Reich hereby forms AAATODA, the Alliance Against All Those Other Damn Alliances. We stand for the preservation of well...not a bunch of alliances running around, saying their the best thing since Jesus.
Join today!
Members
Tocrowkia
The Emperor would assume that you do not include GAPTS, which Tocrowkia is a member of, among those "damned alliances."