NationStates Jolt Archive

=NTNBE Special Report=
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After the typical chorus of nationalistic music and the CGI of the Tocrowkian Flag passing the screen, the attractive anchor came on screen, a sorrowed look on her face.

"Good evening Comrades. I am Natasha Bernadette (http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1726/newsanchor1ro7.jpg), and tonight I bring you an emergency report. It seems the cowards of ACTO can do no better than resort to domestic terrorism, right here in our capital of Pharamas, Tocrowkia.

Tens of thousands of children showed signs off illness after returning from school this morning, and even more subway commuters reported similar symptom's. As the night went on, thousands of emergency calls were reported as these people grew even more seriously ill.

HazMat units quickly descended upon the subways and schools where the symptoms had first been reported, and found a shockingly high level of Anthrax present. As all of the Reich's anthrax stockpiles are in secure underground locations, the spill could not have been accidental.

The S.S. quickly arrested ten suspected ACTO spies, whom were apparently of Clandonian descent. After being interrogated for several hours by a special unit within the S.S., the spies admitted to both smuggling the materials into our nation, and to performing the attack.

The Clandonians were summarily executed by having their intestines ripped out and were hung upon flag poles in Goldur Square, the center of Pharamas city.

The death toll currently hovers at over 30,000 with an additional 20,000 severely sick. Over half of these sick and dead are children. And while otherwise this would be a dis-hearting event, it only fuels our passion to deter ACTO's imperialist ambitions, especially now that it has been revealed to the world just how low they can sink.

This is Comrade Natasha, speaking to my people and to the world, signing off. Good night, and God bless UCN. God Bless Bolshevism!"

OOC: Just wondering, did you do it?

OOC: Just wondering, did you do it?

((OOC: Would I tell you if I did?))

((OOC: Would I tell you if I did?))

Just wondering OOCily.

IC:

Official Diplomatic Communique

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To: The World

We condemn this attack on the innocent people of Tocrowkia, while the lives of the spies shouldnt have been taken as we disagree with the death penalty, it still shows how cowardly the nation of Clandonia Prime is, and how far are they determined to go in their quest for war and dominance.

Official Clandonian Response

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Open Communication:

We utterly condemn this cowardly attack and the communist actions to blame ACTO and Clandonia Prime. No such attack was launched, we unlike the Soviets are not cowards, we fight on the battlefields not in the towns and villages against the unarmed masses.

To the people of Tocrowkia, rise up against your government these bureacrats live in luxury yet tax you all of your income, spend it on weapons to be used on their own people. Clandonia Prime belives that Tocrowkia itself launched this attack as an excuse to glorify war against Clandonia and its ACTO allies. We would send aid to help your dead children, but your governemtn would confiscate it and use it in their Bourgoise livestyles living in their mansions while you starve.

"Against what I believe, the Chellian Council has decided that Chellis has no opinion on this at the moment, other than immense sorrow for those dead and injured. The Council wants to see an independant investigation occur, and I agree, although I have no doubt the Clandonian bastards would do such a thing.

Our hearts go out to your citizens, Tocrowkia. May they find peace in death. President Raslin Illiyich, signing out."

Official Clandonian Response

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Today five suspected communist spies from The World Soviet Party were arrested in Danskeran today, charged with sabotage to private property of the Clandonian Corporation's Medical unit as well as attempting to support Marxist movements who had previously bombed a university at Kirkland, killing over 74 students. Ordered to by the Interior Forces Judge they were executed by firing squad. This is the final warning to cowards of the TWSP, this violation will not go unseen Clandonia is demanding for nations to place sanctions on this murderous, Bolshevik regime of The World Soviet Party.

The Triumvirate Council of the Revolutionary Government of the Glorious Republic of Leafanistan

It seems rather odd that an anthrax attack caused by Clandonia Prime occurs just days after Clandonia Prime was bombed by communists. While the Clandonian incident seems to be committed by communists with perhaps no ties to TWSP.

Obviously these communists treats people like expendable goods in a sick twisted game of one-ups-man ship.

We ask for proof beyond summary execution such as proof that the anthrax was from Clandonian origin.

[END]

Official Clandonian Response

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Open Communication:

We utterly condemn this cowardly attack and the communist actions to blame ACTO and Clandonia Prime. No such attack was launched, we unlike the Soviets are not cowards, we fight on the battlefields not in the towns and villages against the unarmed masses.

To the people of Tocrowkia, rise up against your government these bureacrats live in luxury yet tax you all of your income, spend it on weapons to be used on their own people. Clandonia Prime belives that Tocrowkia itself launched this attack as an excuse to glorify war against Clandonia and its ACTO allies. We would send aid to help your dead children, but your governemtn would confiscate it and use it in their Bourgoise livestyles living in their mansions while you starve.

Chellis laughs at this pathetic attempt at propoganda. It condemns communist nations redistributing wealth among the population, while its ultra-wealthy control the economy, and hence the nation. If it is proven that Clandonia perpetrated this evil act against Tocrowkia, there will be no mercy as to the obliteration of Clandonia Prime. We suggest the civilians of Clandonia flee in such case, as no one will be left alive.

The Triumvirate Council of the Revolutionary Government of the Glorious Republic of Leafanistan

It seems rather odd that an anthrax attack caused by Clandonia Prime occurs just days after Clandonia Prime was bombed by communists. While the Clandonian incident seems to be committed by communists with perhaps no ties to TWSP.

Obviously these communists treats people like expendable goods in a sick twisted game of one-ups-man ship.

We ask for proof beyond summary execution such as proof that the anthrax was from Clandonian origin.

[END]

The Triumvirate council obviously has the collective I.Q. of one stick if it believes we ourselves carried out these attack. It shows just how deluded you imperialist scum can be. You voiced your approval and belief of attacks upon your stain of an ally, yet you do not believe that an attack can be carried out upon us by the same people?

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

The Triumvirate Council of the Revolutionary Government of the Glorious Republic of Leafanistan

It seems rather odd that an anthrax attack caused by Clandonia Prime occurs just days after Clandonia Prime was bombed by communists. While the Clandonian incident seems to be committed by communists with perhaps no ties to TWSP.

Obviously these communists treats people like expendable goods in a sick twisted game of one-ups-man ship.

We ask for proof beyond summary execution such as proof that the anthrax was from Clandonian origin.

[END]

Diplomatic Communique

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It seems rather odd that a bombing supposedly caused by us occured days before an anthrax attack in one of our closest allies.

Obviously, these capitalists are manipulative psychotics who dont absolutely care what they have to do to reach their goals, even if it includes killing and torturing innocent people.

We ask for proof beyond summary execution such as proof that the bombs and spies in Clandonia were ours.

Somewhere within the labrythine hallways of the Archipelago Bureaucratia, a slip of microfilm slides down a tube and falls into a scanner unit, the scanner rapidly flattening it and recording the transcript copied onto the microfilm. The computer was rather stoic about being woken in this fashion; it was used to it after all, being used to manage and maintain all types of data regarding the Bureaucratia. With the precision it has been built for, the only thing it knows, the computer sorts the file into a folder labeled "Clandonia Prime", scanning the folder to record the information now placed into it and backing it up, as computers are wont to do.

Shortly thereafter a Bureaucratia officer will add in lettering, "Tocrowkian accusation of Clandonian anthrax attack. Unverified.", visible alongside "The Lone Alliance accusation of Clandonian slavery. Unverified.", "UCN accusations of Clandonian imperialism. Verified.", and other such files and sub-folders.

That is, for now, the only action the Divisions government can take until proof is provided.

And life goes on.

Official Clandonian Response

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Perhaps an offer of a free shipment of 10,000 Anti-Biotic doses from the Clandonian Corporation show that we are not heartless blood thirsty capitalists. The proof of the TWSP spies in Clandonia is classified and will not be shown due to it possibly aiding enemys of the Clandonia state.

Diplomatic Communique

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It seems rather odd that a bombing supposedly caused by us occured days before an anthrax attack in one of our closest allies.

Obviously, these capitalists are manipulative psychotics who dont absolutely care what they have to do to reach their goals, even if it includes killing and torturing innocent people.

We ask for proof beyond summary execution such as proof that the bombs and spies in Clandonia were ours.

The Triumvirate Council of the Revolutionary Government of the Glorious Republic of Leafanistan

Clandonia Prime is a member of the ACTO, we tend to trust our own allies more than our own enemies don't we?

I'm sure everyone knows about TWSP insertion of weapons in an attempt to destablize Clandonia's government.

Our investigators have found chemical traces that indicate it was from the batch that TWSP sent over.

While our accusations that it was you government's fault, this sort of coordinated operation stank of government interference. We are still suspicious that you are responsible, but we aren't sure if it was telling them to execute the operation or just sending the explosives over.

We continue to follow leads in Clandonia Prime in communist circles and we shall inform you when more evidence accumulates.

[END]

We ask if TWSP and Tocrowkia have proof that Clandonia Prime carried out except for the "spies". If not, then we condemn their Stalinist tactics and ask for a apology to Clandonia Prime. We not have repeats of the USSR, and other false states running around.

Signed,
Robert "Bilbo" Fasltaski III
President of The Republic and Lord Chancellor of The Commonwealths
The Liberal Democratic Republic of Brydog

Official Response From The High Commander
TO:Tocrowkian Government
FROM:The High Commander Henry Corrol

Filthy Communist citizens are not important enough to warrant an attack. Try not to assume we care enough about you to waste our time.
Signed, The High Commander
High Commander of the Zukariaan Empire

OOC-lol :p

Official Clandonian Response

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Perhaps an offer of a free shipment of 10,000 Anti-Biotic doses from the Clandonian Corporation show that we are not heartless blood thirsty capitalists. The proof of the TWSP spies in Clandonia is classified and will not be shown due to it possibly aiding enemys of the Clandonia state.

We of course deny this offer. For one, we have our own Anti-biotic doses. Two, we are at war and being the scum you are, you would obviously attempt to deceive us with this offer. How do we know this doses wouldn't be packed with more Anthrax, or some other biological weapon? Or perhaps some explosives? We cannot, and we do not accept this.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Zukariaa;12091438']Official Response From The High Commander
TO:Tocrowkian Government
FROM:The High Commander Henry Corrol

Filthy Communist citizens are not important enough to warrant an attack. Try not to assume we care enough about you to waste our time.
Signed, The High Commander
High Commander of the Zukariaan Empire

OOC-lol :p

Don't you have date with your sister Mr. Corrol, you sick, demented incestuous fascist pig?


-Reich Foreign Ministry-

We ask if TWSP and Tocrowkia have proof that Clandonia Prime carried out except for the "spies". If not, then we condemn their Stalinist tactics and ask for a apology to Clandonia Prime. We not have repeats of the USSR, and other false states running around.

Signed,
Robert "Bilbo" Fasltaski III
President of The Republic and Lord Chancellor of The Commonwealths
The Liberal Democratic Republic of Brydog

Official Response

First, go away, this is none of your bussiness.
Second, you condemn Tocrowkia for killing the spies, yet you said nothing when Clandonia executed the supposed "terrorists", thus, showing that you have no moral high ground here.
Third, like hell we'll apologize, and I repeat, we will NEVER give an apology to terrorists, tyrants and oppresors!

We are saddened by the losses, while we believe that ther may be more than it seems, the lost of life is still horrible, may the ones behind it be brought to justice.

The Triumvirate Council of the Revolutionary Government of the Glorious Republic of Leafanistan
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For an ally we once had faith and supported with, we wonder why you have begun such an open accusation, in fact there are many things about your 'reformed' nation that worries us. Secret Military projects, a growing influence of a criminal element within your nation, amoung other things.

The Triumvirate Council of the Revolutionary Government of the Glorious Republic of Leafanistan

Clandonia Prime is a member of the ACTO, we tend to trust our own allies more than our own enemies don't we?

I'm sure everyone knows about TWSP insertion of weapons in an attempt to destablize Clandonia's government.

Our investigators have found chemical traces that indicate it was from the batch that TWSP sent over.

While our accusations that it was you government's fault, this sort of coordinated operation stank of government interference. We are still suspicious that you are responsible, but we aren't sure if it was telling them to execute the operation or just sending the explosives over.

We continue to follow leads in Clandonia Prime in communist circles and we shall inform you when more evidence accumulates.

[END]

Official Response

Im sure everyone knows, except you it seems, that those weapons you claim were inserted by us, were, in fact, inserted by the Sovistani goverment, there's a war going because of that, you know?
Our investigators, after downing three pizzas and 5 bottles of beer, have discovered that Leafastani beer is cheap and of no quality at all when compared to the better Tocrowkian beer.
We will continue to eat our dinner, then maybe a dessert, yeah, probably ice cream, we'll see.

GSRN interview of the Minister of Foreign Relations

"The most disturbing part of our continuing investigation in Clandonia and the anthrax attack are the implications of the fact that if Clandonia is not responsible, that means only one thing."

"And what is that Minister Xiang?"

"Well, anthrax is hard to spread when not militarized. And the cases we see from a natural outbreak should be limited to people handling hides. This stinks of a military operation, and if it wasn't Clandonia, there is only one other answer. That is what scares us the most."

Official Clandonian Response

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You ask for evidence of TWSP crimes in Clandonia, first of all the terrorists were caught red handed after an intense fire fight where three Clandonian Interior Forces officers were killed. The evidence of Soviet explosives were found in chemical residue in the wreckage of the university dorm's and on the clothes of the dead spies. Then when the spies were caught in the port of Danskeran in the docks with weapons, explosives and other terrorist material. They were caught red handed, they were subject to a fair Clandonian trial even in the face of imense public pressure after the deaths of civillians.

We demand apology from the Soviets and the admitance that they have agents and have supplied material to Marxist sympathisers that have been involved in other terrorist acts.

We ask if TWSP and Tocrowkia have proof that Clandonia Prime carried out except for the "spies". If not, then we condemn their Stalinist tactics and ask for a apology to Clandonia Prime. We not have repeats of the USSR, and other false states running around.

Signed,
Robert "Bilbo" Fasltaski III
President of The Republic and Lord Chancellor of The Commonwealths
The Liberal Democratic Republic of Brydog

Our proof stems from the fact that A) All Tocrowkian Anthrax stockpiles are highly secured and accounted for at the moment, down to the last spore. 2)The only strain of Anthrax in our arsenal is the highly-advanced and lethal Anthrax-27A strain. The Strain used in these attacks is much more primitive(Which mirrors the people of Clandonian people themselves), yet still highly lethal.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-


Official Response

Im sure everyone knows, except you it seems, that those weapons you claim were inserted by us, were, in fact, inserted by the Sovistani goverment, there's a war going because of that, you know?
Our investigators, after downing three pizzas and 5 bottles of beer, have discovered that Leafastani beer is cheap and of no quality at all when compared to the better Tocrowkian beer.
We will continue to eat our dinner, then maybe a dessert, yeah, probably ice cream, we'll see.

We are also glad are allies enjoy our beer.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

We of course deny this offer. For one, we have our own Anti-biotic doses. Two, we are at war and being the scum you are, you would obviously attempt to deceive us with this offer. How do we know this doses wouldn't be packed with more Anthrax, or some other biological weapon? Or perhaps some explosives? We cannot, and we do not accept this.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-



Don't you have date with your sister Mr. Corrol, you sick, demented incestuous fascist pig?


-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Fortunatly, Corrol was busy not caring, and did not get the reply from the Tocrowkian government.

Official Clandonian Response

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You ask for evidence of TWSP crimes in Clandonia, first of all the terrorists were caught red handed after an intense fire fight where three Clandonian Interior Forces officers were killed. The evidence of Soviet explosives were found in chemical residue in the wreckage of the university dorm's and on the clothes of the dead spies. Then when the spies were caught in the port of Danskeran in the docks with weapons, explosives and other terrorist material. They were caught red handed, they were subject to a fair Clandonian trial even in the face of imense public pressure after the deaths of civillians.

We demand apology from the Soviets and the admitance that they have agents and have supplied material to Marxist sympathisers that have been involved in other terrorist acts.

Official Response

Aside from the fact that these men, being in a Clandonian service, probably deserved to be shot (the agents, if you do not understand), we'd just like to state:

SUCK IT!

Explosives are easy to manipulate for someone with experience, we have no doubt that it was the Clandonian Army, Secret Service, whatever, the real responsable for this attack, hell, you probably made and planted the explosives by yourself, and then you shot the officers.
So, we will not apologize, for we have not done any wrong, aside from opposing you and your evil regime.
PEOPLE OF CLANDONIA, FLEE, FLEE IN TERROR, FLEE TO SAFER LANDS WHERE YOU WONT BE KILLED FOR THINKING!
Sounds like someone I know, oh yeah, you, moron.

We are saddened by the losses, while we believe that ther may be more than it seems, the lost of life is still horrible, may the ones behind it be brought to justice.


For an ally we once had faith and supported with, we wonder why you have begun such an open accusation, in fact there are many things about your 'reformed' nation that worries us. Secret Military projects, a growing influence of a criminal element within your nation, amoung other things.

Encrypted Response

We understand, these are troubling times. Reunification was hard, and we made our colonies autonomous republics. However, we know that Mafia influence in the autonomous republics is powerful, and due to the fact that they are autonomous republics we cannot move in.

Lets be frank. The Mafia is out of hand, and to be honest, the central government is too busy rebuilding our capital, and our Southern Cities. They built up in those times, and now it even appears they have seized territory in the former Galation with Corporate Alliance allies, and created their own country.

They are technically another country and we have no authority to interfere.

But we assure you of this, the Mafia has no influence over the government in our mainland, and there is no significant Mafia operations in the mainland.

[END]

OOC: The Mafia is an independent country now, the Republic of the Red Islands, and their factories are in Algeristan, one of 3 autonomous republics that Leafanistan conquered militarily. Leafanistan has little to no influence except they can call on the military to help them. They are practically independent countries who have signed a treaty for mutual military defense.

OOC: Of course the beer is crap, Leafanistan is still rebuilding after a devasting civil war where even Kraven nuked us. I personally think all beer is crap, I'm a scotch man myself. You guys are getting a bit immature don't you think?

Official Clandonian Response

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We worry at the maturity level of the Soviet Diplomatic service, it appears they have six year olds running the organisation where their main use of diplomatic lingo are insults such as 'suck it'. Clandonian citizens are some of the most highly educated people, our private education system is heavily praised and Clandonians are encouraged to express interlectual thought, unlike those in the Soviet state where their daily two minutes of hate and other propoganda based activites brainwash their citizens due the lack of the free media.

Official Clandonian Response

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We worry at the maturity level of the Soviet Diplomatic service, it appears they have six year olds running the organisation where their main use of diplomatic lingo are insults such as 'suck it'. Clandonian citizens are some of the most highly educated people, our private education system is heavily praised and Clandonians are encouraged to express interlectual thought, unlike those in the Soviet state where their daily two minutes of hate and other propoganda based activites brainwash their citizens due the lack of the free media.

Official Soviet Response

Nah, not all, we just like to have something called FUN every now and then, you know?
I guess not, you are too busy being oppresed to have fun, and yes, maturity might be low, because we encourage free-thinking, and young people to work in politics, intead of having the same old guys over and over and over again.

Official Clandonian Response

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We worry at the maturity level of the Soviet Diplomatic service, it appears they have six year olds running the organisation where their main use of diplomatic lingo are insults such as 'suck it'. Clandonian citizens are some of the most highly educated people, our private education system is heavily praised and Clandonians are encouraged to express interlectual thought, unlike those in the Soviet state where their daily two minutes of hate and other propoganda based activites brainwash their citizens due the lack of the free media.

The members of the Reich Foreign Ministry is probably many times more educated and intelligent than your own citizens. Look at all the eloquent phrases and terms we use.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

To: ATCO; Tocrowkia and Pals
From: General of the Home Guard Adam Wincenty
Subj: Proof of Attacks
Encryption: Diplomatic Cypher Code 3

Our electronics warfare specialists have intercepted and decrypted many of the message sent between nations, and our serene republic grows worried.

The Armed Republic of Mer des Ennuis, in having no tolerance for terrorism, state sponsored or otherwise, pledge full and total military support for any nation that can provide proof of terrorism. If ACTO is indeed behind the attacks, then our allegiance shall lie with the commies. If Tocrowkia or another communist agency conducted the attacks, then we will provide for the defense of ATCO. Our men are checking ammo, missiles are being readied, our 5,000 some-odd ships are heaving anchor, and our planes are having scary shark faces painted on them! Death to Terrorism! Long live the republic!

-Adam Wincenty
General of the Home Guard
Arch Arsonist
"Fear Ensures Loyalty!"

P.S. Please enclose a case of scotch with any form of proof.

The members of the Reich Foreign Ministry is probably many times more educated and intelligent than your own citizens. Look at all the eloquent phrases and terms we use.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-
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Such as :upyours: , "Eviscerate the bourgeoisie!", "Don't you have date with your sister Mr. Corrol, you sick, demented incestuous fascist pig?", and "pwned"? And that just from memory, without checking our file on Tocrowkia....

-- Random Bureaucratia official, unsigned;

To: ATCO; Tocrowkia and Pals
From: General of the Home Guard Adam Wincenty
Subj: Proof of Attacks
Encryption: Diplomatic Cypher Code 3

Our electronics warfare specialists have intercepted and decrypted many of the message sent between nations, and our serene republic grows worried.

The Armed Republic of Mer des Ennuis, in having no tolerance for terrorism, state sponsored or otherwise, pledge full and total military support for any nation that can provide proof of terrorism. If ACTO is indeed behind the attacks, then our allegiance shall lie with the commies. If Tocrowkia or another communist agency conducted the attacks, then we will provide for the defense of ATCO. Our men are checking ammo, missiles are being readied, our 5,000 some-odd ships are heaving anchor, and our planes are having scary shark faces painted on them! Death to Terrorism! Long live the republic!

-Adam Wincenty
General of the Home Guard
Arch Arsonist
"Fear Ensures Loyalty!"

P.S. Please enclose a case of scotch with any form of proof.

Encrypted Reply

We are sending pictures and spectroscopic analysis of the explosives showing it was Soviet explosive.

We also have transcribed testimony showing independence from outside Soviet interference.

However, we are most worried about Tocky and their incident. Clandonia Prime has never manufactured anthrax as it is 'too slow working'. Tocrowkia has manufactured anthrax, and we know that the Soviet Confederation had an accidental release of anthrax and they covered it up. This may be part of a massive coverup.

We are truly frightened that Tocrowkia has had an accidental release of a new strain, which means that they are putting facilities too close to school children.

The scotch is included, Single Grain Scotch, very few are put into production.

[END]

We wonder what does that Database say about us.

However, we are most worried about Tocky and their incident. Clandonia Prime has never manufactured anthrax as it is 'too slow working'. Tocrowkia has manufactured anthrax, and we know that the Soviet Confederation had an accidental release of anthrax and they covered it up. This may be part of a massive coverup.


OOC: Soviet Confederation?

Anyways, if you mean me, I've never used, bought or produced both Nuclear, Chemical or Biological Weapons, in fact, the only ICBMs I possess are loaded with EMP Warheads.
You might be reffering to Ackistan, whose disease was proved to be coming from some third world country which had sold its weapons projects to the black market.

OOC: Soviet Confederation?

Anyways, if you mean me, I've never used, bought or produced both Nuclear, Chemical or Biological Weapons, in fact, the only ICBMs I possess are loaded with EMP Warheads.
You might be reffering to Ackistan, whose disease was proved to be coming from some third world country which had sold its weapons projects to the black market.

OOC: Never mind.

It is obvious that Tocky is responsible, but proving it will be hard. Proving it isn't anyone else's is easy. But that doesn't mean that they did do it. So we can never prove with 100% certainty.

ooc: lol Im loving this thread :p

OOC: Never mind.

It is obvious that Tocky is responsible, but proving it will be hard. Proving it isn't anyone else's is easy. But that doesn't mean that they did do it. So we can never prove with 100% certainty.

((OOC: It's not obvious I was responsible. The attack could have been carried out by any number of terrorist organizations, even if they weren't affiliated with ACTO. Or ACTO could've done it it, ya never know. Like you said, no one will ever know for sure. It's like the moon landing, or the 9/11 conspiracy theories, or the Illuminati.))

OFFICIAL DIPLOMATIC STATEMENT

The Imperium, while it can confirm that no decision to attack Tocrowkia was made by ACTO, laughs in the outraged faces of all the Red slime that have wagged their fingers at ACTO. We further point out that it would be just like the Communist filth to poison their own people in a foolish search for a casus belli. By all means, if you'd care to pick a fight with the Imperium, Questers, Praetonia, Clandonia Prime, and Leafanistan, to name but a few, go ahead. It will provide a perfect opportunity to decapitate the muling weaklings and whining sluts of the UCN.

We do not believe, however, that the sight of Pandemonium II's arcing into your skyscrapers and Legionaries gunning down your soldiers (for want of a better word) would be very helpful towards building your little Socialist utopiae. The decision, unless and until you should find yourself a devastated mass of craters, is yours.

Darian Aurelius, Minister of Foreign Affairs

It will provide a perfect opportunity to decapitate the muling weaklings and whining sluts of the UCN.


Official Response

Im not a slut, I only had sex with 13 women, I swear!

OFFICIAL DIPLOMATIC STATEMENT

The Imperium, while it can confirm that no decision to attack Tocrowkia was made by ACTO, laughs in the outraged faces of all the Red slime that have wagged their fingers at ACTO. We further point out that it would be just like the Communist filth to poison their own people in a foolish search for a casus belli. By all means, if you'd care to pick a fight with the Imperium, Questers, Praetonia, Clandonia Prime, and Leafanistan, to name but a few, go ahead. It will provide a perfect opportunity to decapitate the muling weaklings and whining sluts of the UCN.

We do not believe, however, that the sight of Pandemonium II's arcing into your skyscrapers and Legionaries gunning down your soldiers (for want of a better word) would be very helpful towards building your little Socialist utopiae. The decision, unless and until you should find yourself a devastated mass of craters, is yours.

Darian Aurelius, Minister of Foreign Affairs

Watch your tongue, young one. For you are but another unimportant ant that deserves nothing more then to be squashed by the marching boots of the Tocrowkian Reich.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

To: Leafanistan Foriegn Ministry
From: GHG Adam Wincenty
Subject: The Tocrowkian Connection
Encrpytion: Low level diplomatic cypher

I am enjoy the scotch greatly, along with a pretentious array of cheeses of a variety of flavors. That being said, we have to question the source of spectroscopic analysis, since that would be tantamount to admittance of covert operations in Tocrowkia and The World Soviet Party's bases of operations. We do agree that anthrax is a poor bioweapon that may be easily contaminated to limit its effectiveness. While we need more proof before I sign mobilization orders, consider our support given. This message will probably be intercepted and broken, which is far from a problem.

- Adam Wincenty
General of the Home Guard
Arch Arsonist
"Fear Ensures Loyalty!"

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To: GHG Adam Wincenty
From: TWSP
Subject: Stuff

Nah, we dont intercept and read other people's mail.

Wait... damn.

Official Message from the Dominion

Sorry, you have failed in this coward’s attack on your own people. Before you lie again, I will like to remind you of something, Clandonian Prime is a Dominion Commonwealth state. Meaning I know of all weapons of mass destruction that each and every Commonwealth state has. I have had Dominionite workers go through to log the weapons of mass destruction of each state.

Get this, my commie friend, there is no anthrax logged in the Clandonian weapons of mass destruction arsenal. Hell, the Dominion doesn’t have anthrax. It’s an useless weapon.

Please tell the truth…

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth
The Sexist Man of the Year

The Sexist Man of the Year

OOC: Can I get a lol? :p

Official Message from the Dominion

Sorry, you have failed in this coward’s attack on your own people. Before you lie again, I will like to remind you of something, Clandonian Prime is a Dominion Commonwealth state. Meaning I know of all weapons of mass destruction that each and every Commonwealth state has. I have had Dominionite workers go through to log the weapons of mass destruction of each state.

Get this, my commie friend, there is no anthrax logged in the Clandonian weapons of mass destruction arsenal. Hell, the Dominion doesn’t have anthrax. It’s an useless weapon.

Please tell the truth…

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth
The Sexist Man of the Year

So says you.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Official Message from the Dominion

Sorry, you have failed in this coward’s attack on your own people. Before you lie again, I will like to remind you of something, Clandonian Prime is a Dominion Commonwealth state. Meaning I know of all weapons of mass destruction that each and every Commonwealth state has. I have had Dominionite workers go through to log the weapons of mass destruction of each state.

Get this, my commie friend, there is no anthrax logged in the Clandonian weapons of mass destruction arsenal. Hell, the Dominion doesn’t have anthrax. It’s an useless weapon.

Please tell the truth…

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth
The Sexist Man of the Year

You aren't as all-knowing as you might believe, Count. Work could always be held from you, or clandonian agents could have bought it off-shore.

We reserve judgement, but we hardly are ready to absolve Clandonia from the watchful eye.

Official Statement by The Free Land of Dartia

The Dartian government wishes to express our profound regret and deepest sympathies to the Tocrowkian people. Nothing is more tragic than the loss of children.

Those responsible for this heinous crime should be mercilessly hunted and punished. A slow, painful death is better than they deserve. With that said, our intelligence agencies doubt Clandonia Prime is the guilty party. The Clandonians are an arrogant people. We have never known them to do anything subtlely. Their attacks are always loud and obvious. They pride themselves in always using the best and most expensive equipment available. They do not fit the profile of a nation that would covertly use a poor quality biological weapon.

Should your investigation provide reliable evidence linking this attack to particular nation, you can count on Dartia's support in any military action you take. We will begin mobilizing our military immediately.

May your nation recover quickly from this horrific tragedy.

Sincerely,
Allejandro Valerio
President

So says you.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Official Message from the Dominion

The only good thing that has come for your county in the last few years was that porn tape, in which I still have a bloody copy of.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

You aren't as all-knowing as you might believe, Count. Work could always be held from you, or clandonian agents could have bought it off-shore.

We reserve judgement, but we hardly are ready to absolve Clandonia from the watchful eye.

Official Message from the Dominion

If you want to be that way, I will ask you to look at the attacks the Commonwealth state of Clandonia has done. They like things that are loud and obvious, meaning it would have been a nuclear bomb attack over the slow anthrax that was used.

And I am all-knowing when it comes to the Dominion and her Commonwealth.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

Official Message from the Dominion

The only good thing that has come for your county in the last few years was that porn tape, in which I still have a bloody copy of.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth



The only good thing to come out of your country in the last few centuries is...nothing.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

The only good thing to come out of your country in the last few centuries is...nothing.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Official Message from the Dominion

How old are you? I say not old enough to learn your world history. The Dominion has great people and has gained control over half of Russia and most of Europe. The Nazi Empire was knocked down by the Dominion during World War II. The Russians learned their lesson after they tried to attack us from behind.

The Dominion had many Dominionites landed on the moon during a forty year period. As of now, the mission to Mar is being planned.

There are many other things that the Dominion has done, but I‘m tried of wasting my time with you.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

Official Message from the Dominion


There are many other things that the Dominion has done, but I‘m tried of wasting my time with you.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

We said something like that to your mother a few nights ago.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

We said something like that to your mother a few nights ago.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

You're getting all these from IRC, aren't you. :P

~ Czardaian Minister of Secretly Communicating with Other National Leaders over the series of Tubes otherwise known as the Internet, with the Aid of a Little Extension Known as ChatZilla; And Putting Smilies in Official Communiques

Official Clandonian Response

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So there, you have proof and support from Clandonia allies and even those nations that do not enjoy good relations that Clandonia wouldn't do an act like this. Our inteligence forces have come to the conclusion that the attack was carried out Tocrowkia itself as a propoganda exercise to try and declare war on ACTO.

Any civilised society would find this a disgusting act, we assume this is what daily life is like in a commmunist Tocrowkia.

Official Clandonian Response

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So there, you have proof and support from Clandonia allies and even those nations that do not enjoy good relations that Clandonia wouldn't do an act like this. Our inteligence forces have come to the conclusion that the attack was carried out Tocrowkia itself as a propoganda exercise to try and declare war on ACTO.

Any civilised society would find this a disgusting act, we assume this is what daily life is like in a commmunist Tocrowkia.

Of course you and your ass-kissing allies would think that. They also think TWSP carried out attacks against you, strange hmm? You fools can deny it all you want, it won't save you when pay-back time comes.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

ooc: Lmfao... :D

Of course you and your ass-kissing allies would think that. They also think TWSP carried out attacks against you, strange hmm? You fools can deny it all you want, it won't save you when pay-back time comes.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Official Clandonian Response

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Payback you say? The fabrification of lies in Tocrowkia is obvious that it uses biological weapons in its propoganda campaigns against its own citizens. Your little insults grow tiring, we assume this is just the typical stuborn whiter that whiter stance of a communist doplomat.

Official Clandonian Response

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Payback you say? The fabrification of lies in Tocrowkia is obvious that it uses biological weapons in its propoganda campaigns against its own citizens. Your little insults grow tiring, we assume this is just the typical stuborn whiter that whiter stance of a communist doplomat.

This, coming from you, means nothing. You did it, so stop lying. You and your imperialist allies should really stop hiding the truth from both the world and your selves.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Our beloved leader, Emperor Nero, wishes to make the following statement regarding this incident:

"The communist regime of Tocrowkia obviously cares little for the welfare of their own citizens. The Tocrowkians are among the most productive people in the world, but they live in squalor because their paranoid and oppressive government takes all their money to buy weapons. Tocrowkia is exactly the sort of backwards nation that would sacrifice their people to justify a war.

At this time, the Empire encourages the people of Tocrowkia to rise up and shed yourselves of the oppressive regime you call a government. You are are hard working people. You deserve homes, clothing, food, healthcare, and other things that the rest of the world takes for granted; which your government has failed to provide."

Official Statement of the Crown Commonwealth of Praetonia

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His Majesty's Government does not see a single scrap of evidence that Clandonian Prime commited any such act. Save for the testimony of a state-controlled media organisation, there is no suggestion that the act itself even took place. Presuming that it did, His Majesty's Government is disgusted at the swiftness of the trial, conviction and execution of those allegedly involved, as it suggests that due process was not adhered to and the alleged criminals were executed without even so much as a fair trial.

His Majesty's Government further condemns the implication that the acts of Clandonian Prime are necessarily the will of the Anti-Communist Treaty Organisation. Whilst Marxists may choose to organise themselves within hierarchical power structures where supposedly sovereign states may be commanded by those authorities set absolutely above them, the rest of the world does not necessarily work like this. ACTO has no such power, direct or indirect, over its members. Thus ACTO has no power to stop or even learn of the actions of its memberstates if they choose to keep such actions secret.

ACTO is a declaration of opposition to command economics, not an exercise in military and political integration. Attempting to portray the alleged actions of one member, for which there is no evidence in the first instance, as indicative of the will of a group other sovereign states who had no ability to influence or even know about these actions is an argument that is nothing but pathetically superficial and terminally illogical.

Statement Directly from the Maldorian Capital
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Our Empire wishes to tell the world to not be subdued into this radical UCN propaganda. We urge all the sensible nations to not be convinced by these communists.


Thank you,
Vice Mandalore X'Den.

To: ATCO and friends
From: Adam Wincenty
Subject: The Tocrowkian Question
Encryption: 128-bit Eliptic Curve Cypher; Grade 1

We have concluded that evidence provided by Leafanistani intelligence is both valid and admissible. We furthermore have concluded that the nation of Tocrowkia did indeed unleash this low-grade bioweapon against its citizens. As per the terms of our previous agreement, any nation friendly to ATCO and Clandonia Prime who requests it will have our aid in the event of defensive military action involving Tocrowkia over this crisis in exchange for one (1) case of your finest scotch or scotch substitute.

-Adam Wincenty
General of the Home Guard
Arch Arsonist of Mer des Ennuis
"Fear Ensures Loyalty!"

To: ATCO and friends
From: Adam Wincenty
Subject: The Tocrowkian Question
Encryption: 128-bit Eliptic Curve Cypher; Grade 1

We have concluded that evidence provided by Leafanistani intelligence is both valid and admissible. We furthermore have concluded that the nation of Tocrowkia did indeed unleash this low-grade bioweapon against its citizens. As per the terms of our previous agreement, any nation friendly to ATCO and Clandonia Prime who requests it will have our aid in the event of defensive military action involving Tocrowkia over this crisis in exchange for one (1) case of your finest scotch or scotch substitute.

-Adam Wincenty
General of the Home Guard
Arch Arsonist of Mer des Ennuis
"Fear Ensures Loyalty!"

((OOC: You have to be kidding me. Leafanistan provided no evidence I did the attack my self, only conjecture. You siding with ACTO is fine, but doing so because of false evidence is stupid, wrong, and IGNORE-worthy.))

((OOC: You have to be kidding me. Leafanistan provided no evidence I did the attack my self, only conjecture. You siding with ACTO is fine, but doing so because of false evidence is stupid, wrong, and IGNORE-worthy.))

I've been watching this thread.

What evidence?

Tocrowkia, want to form a pact? I need some communist friends.

[OOC: Tocrowkia is right - his country is highly state-controlled, so you wouldnt be able to get any evidence it was him unless you infiltrated his government or intelligence agency, or you got a defector, all of which would require his agreement. I hasten to add, however, that no evidence has been provided the other way, either, so the rational response would be not to believe either explanation with certainty.]

The United Democratic Republic of Morvonia would like to express our anguish over this cowardly attack, and will aid our UCN allies in whatever way we can in this trying time. We also, however, wish the international community to calm down and settle this with words and not the sword.

We also thoughs who organized this attack be brought to justice so that the famillies of those affected will be able to put an end to the overwhelming sadness they must feel.

Official Stance of the Czardaian Government

We note that there is no evidence either way for Clandonia Prime's involvement, except that which the Tocrowkian state-controlled media has provided, and which -- knowing the Tocrowkians (bloody commies) -- may not necessarily be accurate. Therefore, we think Tocrowkia may have been too hasty in accusing Clandonia of this attack, or the Anti-Communist Treaty Organisation which, as Praetonia has pointed out, has no authority aside from being a like-minded group of nations.

And we wish to pre-empt Tocrowkia's response to this by saying that we said the same thing to Tocrowkia's collective mother last night. Pwned. (Get it? Collective? Ahahahahaha.)

~ Someone whose name rhymes with "Ari Calhoun"
Czardaian Foreign Minister

OOC: If Tocrowkia would like to provide evidence (In my origional post, I stated that the evidence presented is tantamount to admittance of covert actions in Tocrowkia) to the contrary proving that it was actually an ATCO-engineered strain, she is more than free to. So, Tocrowkia: feel free to defend yourself.

We said something like that to your mother a few nights ago.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Official Message from the Dominion

Damn, you’re a dumb one. Do you think I have a mother? Please go read my book and you will learn of my birth. I was created by God or maybe by the Devil. I really don’t know about that, but I was born in a river of blood.

Now, how old are you really? You sound like a seventh grade schoolgirl.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

Official Message from the Dominion

Damn, you’re a dumb one. Do you think I have a mother? Please go read my book and you will learn of my birth. I was created by God or maybe by the Devil. I really don’t know about that, but I was born in a river of blood.

Now, how old are you really? You sound like a seventh grade schoolgirl.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

Perhaps the Count would be better off not believing in such fairy tales, and delving into personal insults, regardless of what others are doing?

Perhaps the Count would be better off not believing in such fairy tales, and delving into personal insults, regardless of what others are doing?

Well, I’m just speaking the bloody truth about both things. Those people from Tocrowkia do act a little childish. ~ The Count.

Tocrowkia and Count JWolf, why must you two fight. Can't you two just get along. Hmm, also we don't believe that Tocrowkia attacked itself.


Wolfgang J. Lichtenburg
Secretary of State

Official Statement by the Free Land of Dartia

After observing the exchanges between the governments of Tocrowkia and Transylvania, we retract our previous offer to render aid to the Tocrowkian government. If such behavior is the norm for that nation, they can fight their own battles.

We also cannot overlook the fact that the Tocrowkian government may very well be the party responsible for the reprehensible attack on their people.

Signed,
Allejandro Valerio
Dartian President

Tocrowkia and Count JWolf, why must you two fight. Can't you two just get along.

Wolfgang J. Lichtenburg
Secretary of State

I have no idea. Maybe I’m just an old fart or something. ~ The Count