NationStates Jolt Archive

Soldiers that fly! Tanks that fly! Aircraft Carriers...that sink!

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Section 1: Infantry Equipment
Section 2: Ground Vehicles
Section 3: Aircraft and Spacecraft
Section 4: Things that float, or not.

Section 1: Infantry Equipment

Knife Gun

An 6" knife that disguises a nice little secret. It fires a single .117 caliber bullet. The top of the handle is the breech and it is fired from a trigger pulled down from the handle.

Blade Length: 6"
Total Length: 11"
Action: Breech loading, single shot
Capacity: 1 shot
Caliber: .117

Cost: $250 US

Sword Gun

An officier's cutlass with a gun barrel on top of it. The trigger pulls down from the hilt, and it uses a side loading clip of 30 rounds. Only one setting, fully automatic. Uses the .117 caliber round to reduce recoil. Perfect to look cool and be lethal.

Blade Length: 26"
Total Length: 32"
Action: Blowback, Full Auto Only
Capacity: 32 rounds
Caliber: .117

Cost: $1,250 US

'Wrist Breaker' Ultrahigh Caliber Pistol

.50 cal? .655 cal? .75 cal? Forget them, lets get into single digits. At the time of its creation it was the only 1 caliber pistol in the world. That is right, 1 caliber. It fires a low-powered powder cartridge and comes with a shoulder stock to help absorb the enormous recoil.

Barrel Length: 14"
Length: 18.15" (Without Stock)
Action: Recoil, Breech Loading
Capacity: 1 round
Caliber: 1

Cost: $1,000 US

Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' Heavy Trooper's Rifle

Designed for Terre Nationale to fulfill their deranged requirement for a next-generation rifle that can utterly devastate currently available Level III Body Armor, we created the Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' named after Thor's mighty, yet heavy hammer, to fulfill that requirement. This is chambered for the 8.00*55 mm 'Bolt' an experimental heavy intermediate cartridge that was rejected by the Leafanistani Army years ago. It was overkill and the then mostly conscript army couldn't handle the recoil.

Now it is reborn for a gas-operated, rotating bolt with 2 lugs, balanced bolt-carrier/bolt group, also known as BARS, which reduces recoil significantly and allows for accuracy despite the powerful recoil. The body is made of heavy steel alloys and uses heavy durable plastics instead of the lighter ones to also reduce recoil. The overall heavy 8.2 kilogram rifle is a result of this protection.

It has two modes, semiautomatic, and 2 round burst. Full automatic was considered, but the extreme recoil presented by the 'Bolt' was too great for the shooter. It feeds from a 20 round clip to also reduce weight. The most unusual aspect of this weapon is the fact that instead of a grenade launcher on the bottom, there is a H&K MP7 PDW, with a 40 round magazine and the grenade launcher, 30mm, sits on top, below the 1.5x Red-Dot sight which rests on top of the carrying handle like on the G36.

Caliber: 8.00*55mm Bolt
Action: 2 Lug Gas BARS
Weight: 8.2kg
Overall length: 1037 mm
Barrel length: 450 mm
Magazine capacity: 20 rounds
Rate of Fire: Semiauto, 2 round burst

Secondary Weapon

Caliber: 4.6x30mm HK
Weight: 1.5 kg empty
Length: 300 mm
Barrel length: 180 mm
Rate of fire: 950 rpm
Magazine capacity: 40 rounds
Effective range: 200 meters

Top Mounted Grenade Launcher

Calibre: 30 mm
Weight: 1.3 kg
Length: 276 mm
Performance:
Muzzle velocity: 76 m/s
Rate of fire: 4-5 round/min.

Cost: $1,450 US

Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifle

Using the enormous .80 caliber cartridge it can easily penetrate the thin armor of many APCs and slices through people. In fact, it is a war crime to use this weapon in most countries!

Length: 80"
Weight: 40 lbs
Action: Bolt Action, Single Shot
Capacity: 1 round
Caliber: .80

Cost: $5,500

SIRR-1M Flak Gun

This Mokastanan requested weapon is meant for man portable cheap air defense. At its heart a 155mm Recoilless Rifle, it's primary use is as a cheap shoulder mounted antiaircraft weapon. With a ceiling of only 1000m, it can easily intercept low flying strike aircraft and helicopters.

It's deadliest use is as a ground to ground weapon against massed infantry and lightly armored vehicles. With its appreciable range of 2 kilometers it's real beauty is its ammunition.

The cartridge consists of an aluminum cartridge case crimped to an aluminum canister with a proximity fuse leading to a thin cylinder of high explosive in the center of the canister. The canister consists of a thin-walled, deep-drawn, scored aluminum body which contains a payload of 2400 eight-grain (0.5 g), low-drag, fin-stabilized, steel-wire flechettes. When the fuze detects a large target it detonates showering the area in flechettes. However the fuze cannot distinguish between a helicopter, a tree or a scout car.

A 20 ton compact plutonium implosion device warhead with a lethal radiation surge range of (<10,000 rem) within 150 m, and a probably fatal dose (~600 rem) within 400 meters. This 35 kilogram bomb only has a range of 1 kilometer and its explosive radius can kill the operators if they're not firing from an entrenched position. The bomb itself must be loaded from the front and a special launching charge would set it off before an internal rocket would provide a final kick.

Weight(unloaded, with sight): 37 kg
Length: 1,746 mm
Caliber: 155 mm
Muzzle velocity: 213 m/s
Maximum range: 2,100 m

$45,000

Nuclear warheads: $4 million each

UHG-9 "Big Stick"

Part of a deranged contract with the Antigr Navy to produce a 'Rifle' in the 140mm calibre, the UHG-9 was one of 15 prototypes. The UHG-9 was the only rifle put into production that didn't explode violently. Equipped with an arm strap, locked into an entire chest strap along with a massive shoulder stock and merges the whole thing together, the UHG-9 is usable if you are a 300 pound bodybuilder and are in the prone position. Otherwise, it is near suicidal to use.

The UHG-9 is mechanically a spigot mortar firing an oversized 140mm shell. After firing it rapidly attains its maximum speed of 400fps and only has a range of 75yds. Please do not use. Major Dynamics is not responsible for injury sustained by this weapon.

Weight: 131.7 lb
Length: 39 in
Muzzle velocity: 400 fps
Effective range: 75yds
Maximum range: 150yds
Filling: HEAT
Filling weight: 3 lb
Fuse: Impact

$3,500 US

UHG-1000NG 381mm Man Portable Gun "Lemming"

Increasingly deranged requests by Antigr resulted in this untested weapon being pushed out the door. It is a type of Recoilless Gun with a massive bipod hanging on it and strapped to the chest. An array of pipes that wrap around the body guide the propellant thrust away. The thick walls of the gun hopefully will prevent utter destruction upon firing.

The massive bomb fired only has a range of a few dozen meters and will quickly immolate the user along with anything nearby. A tactical nuclear warhead was also developed for this incase just blowing yourself up with conventional explosives was not enough.

$1 million

AMW-145-2A "Bull" Triple Barrel Antimateriel/Antipersonnel Designated Marksman Rifle

With two 14.5mm Barrels that can be fired simultaneously or one by one with a quick followup shot, the AMW-145-2A can rapidly devastate a light armored target. For softer work or self defense, the third barrel can fire up to 10 rounds of 7.62x54mm rounds in 2 round bursts.

To reduce the enormous recoil this weapon produces, it requires an odd firing position, because there are two counter-reactive rear facing barrels. Upon firing one or both of the barrels, some of the hot gases produced are siphoned off and redirected to create backblast which counters the recoil felt. This mechanism, along with a massive muzzle brake, makes felt recoil comparable to smaller sniper rifles. However the huge rifle needs to be held specially to avoid burning the user's face with hot gases unless your army has developed fireproof faces.

A special electronic sight has to be fitted to compensate for the fact there are 3 barrels. The daysight with limited night vision capabilities has a laser rangefinder, a ballistic calculator, and up to 3 reticules on the eyepiece to show where each gun's rounds would land. This can be modified to show any combination of the guns.

Calibres: 14.5x114mm R, 7.62x54mm R
Operation: Manual Bolt Action, Gas Operated Rotating Bolt (Select Fire)
Barrels Length: 1300mm, 570mm
Total Length: 2400mm
Feed Mechanism: Dual Detachable 3 round magazines, 10 round magazine
Weight: 57.7kg
Maximum Effective Range: 2.3+km, 350m
Cost: $23,000

Section 2: Ground Vehicles, sorta

STG-72B 'Curie' Nuclear Tank

Designed for long deployments without easy access to logistics, the 'Curie' is probably one of the illogical designs presented. It operates on a Mark 72B Stirling Radioisotope Generator. It uses Pu-238, a highly radioactive substance, a byproduct of plutonium refining, and its heat to power 16 Stirling Engines and a series of thermoelectric generators. This produces 574kW and cannot be turned down. There is a small protrusion above the hull from the Mark 72B STG. It has a half life of 87.7 years and after 23 years it has 80% of its power.

The only reason the 'Curie' was designed was to make the tank unattackable. What sort of right-minded individual is going to spill up to a hundred kilograms of highly toxic, radioactive, Pu-238? No one, and if they do shoot it, they'll lose in the end.

It is based on the T-72B chassis with 'Dolly Parton' Composite armor, providing increased protection against modern threats. The 'Curie' is offered in two variants. A manned version requiring 3 crew in full biohazard equipment, and an unmanned version that uses a series of armored 2.3 megapixel color and infrared cameras to provide visual data to controllers up to 100 kilometers away via encrypted burst transmissions.

Weight: 41 tonnes
Length: 6.9 m
Width: 3.6 m
Height: 2.2 m
Crew: 3 (commander, driver and gunner), Unmanned version 3 remote controllers in same role
Armour: 280mm Composite Armor, Konkact-5 ERA
Primary armament: 125 mm 2A46M smoothbore, AT-11 "Svir" ATGM
Secondary armament: PKMT 7.62 mm coaxial machine gun
Engine: Mark 72B STG (574kW)
Suspension: torsion bar
Operational range: Theoretically infinite
Speed: 65 km/h

Cost: $75 million US

Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus

Remember, if you ever feel that your are in the mood to build the world's largest anything, Germany would like to recommend you name it after something very small. How about 'Flea' or 'Amoeba' or maybe even the 'Quark'?1

The Maus towers and dwarfs most modern battle tanks in service. Incapable of crossing most bridges due to its massive weight of 188 metric tons, and to add insult to injury, a disabled Maus required two Maus's to tow it away. Its front armor is thick enough to repel most tank shells, and with free Kontakt-5 ERA, it is nearly impenetrable. However its top is not as well armored on the top and vulnerable to top attack missiles, laser guided munitions, and rockets.

Crew: 5
Length: 10.09 m
Width: 3.67 m
Height: 3.63m
Weight: 188 metric tons
Propulsion: Daimler-Benz 1,200 hp diesel
Speed: 13 kph
On Road Range: 160-190km
Off Road Range: 62km
Fording Depth: 8 m with snorkel

The following version names are relative to each other.

Medium Maus

Primary Armament: 1 x 128mm Main Cannon
Secondary Armament: 1 x 75mm gun
Tertiary Armament: 1 x 7.62mm NATO MG

Heavy Maus

Primary Armament: 150mm Main Cannon
Secondary Armament: 1 x 7.62mm NATO MG

Superheavy Maus

Primary Armament: 170mm Main Cannon
Secondary Armament; 1 x 7.62mm NATO MG

All versions cost: $250 million US

Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte

A tank so large it isn't even a tank. It is called a 'Landcruiser'. It is as tall as church steeples, 115' long and resembles the bow of a naval cruiser. In fact, it is so large that it requires it to be built in a shipyard and takes a year to construct.

It features 6 treads total and had a tread width of 8 yards. Despite this it shreds roads, and would collapse nearly every bridge in the world. However, its 6' ground clearance and 36' height ensures it will ford nearly any river. The massive 11" guns are meant for ships not ground vehicles, and this mounts two of them, along with a battery of smaller guns.

This ships with an equally large amount of Kontakt-5 ERA to cover the front, sides and rear. There is enough room behind the turrets for an entire platoon of soldiers to camp out, if they don't mind the fumes.

Crew: 30
Weight: 2,122 Tons
Propulsion: 2 x Sung Heavy Industrial Concern V24 Marine Diesel Engines producing a total of 20,000 hp
Speed: 25 mph max
Range: 300 miles
Length: 115'
Width: 46'
Height: 36'
Primary Armament: 2 x 11" Naval Guns in one turret
Secondary Armament: 1 x 125mm Tank Gun below main turret
Antiaircraft Armament: 2 x Quad 20mm AA mount
Anti-infantry Armament: 2 x .50 caliber guns
Armor: Turret Roof: 650mm RHAe, Turret sides: 950mm RHAe, Turret front: 1200mm RHAe, Front Armor: 650mm RHAe, Sides: 1m RHAe, Rear: 650mm RHAe

Cost: $1 billion US

Landcruiser P. 1500 Monster

Deciding to free the Dora E superheavy railgun form the confines of tracks, this is the world's largest self propelled artillery gun. This is a device that needs no introduction.

Crew: 143
Weight: 2,670 metric tons
Propulsion: 4 x 2,200 hp MAN M9V U-boat engines
Speed: 12 kph
Range: 87 kilometers
Length: 42m
Width: 18m
Height: 7m not including the gun raised
Primary Armament: 1 x 800mm Gustav K Railway gun
Secondary Armament: 2 x 150mm Artillery Guns
Tertiary Armament: 15 x .50 caliber machine guns
Armor: 560mm RHAe

Cost: $1.3 billion US

Aircraft and Spacecraft

Heliofly VIII/62

Everyone has dreamed of a personal flying machine like the Bell Rocket Belt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_Rocket_Belt), but perhaps not so complicated. We introduce the Heliofly VIII/62, using two single bladed contrarotating propellers and strapped to a 12 horsepower kerosene powered motor. It is only capable of short leaps of about 40 yards with a maximum altitude of 23 yards at a speed of 65 miles per hour. This 65 pound strap on helicopter can send soldiers soaring across enemy fortifications.

However, the blades only whirl a scant 8 inches above your head, and a rotor diameter of 6.2 yards, leaning forward too hard while landing will send sharp jagged pieces of metal flying everywhere.

The pilot is limited to whatever he can carry and it somewhat hard to control if the pilot is rather light (less than 120 pounds).

Crew: 1
Weight: 65 lbs
Maximum Takeoff Weight: 265 lbs
Propulsion: 12 hp kerosene engine
Speed: 65 mph
Range: 6.25 miles
Service Ceiling: 70'
Armament: Whatever the pilot can carry

Cost: $19,750 US

M2010 'Flying Lemur' Flying Tank

You read that right, this is the M2010 Light Airborne Tank. It is capable of taking off from carriers with a RATO (Rocket Assisted Take Off), and can reach 200 kph in the air. It is unusual besides the fact that it can take off like a plane and land like one, it is also turretless. The roof is flat and is attached via explosive bolts to a aluminum wet wing with a 4 bladed propeller.

It has only a thin layer of armor, 20mm of a titanium steel alloy with a ceramic forming the outermost layer. It also has an internal lining of kevlar. This gives it a total RHAe of ~55mm, and it is proofed against .50 caliber rounds and 14.5mm guns. Its angled sides (37 degrees) also allow it to deflect heavier rounds at range.

The design allows it to take off from an aircraft carrier or a runway and soar toward battle and land behind enemy lines or be rapidly inserted into the front lines. Another abnormality is that like many Christie tanks it has the capability to drive without its tracks, albiet between 30-45 kph slower.

Crew: 3
Weight: 4.5 metric tons
Propulsion: General Resources Motors Divisions V12 producing 800hp.
Length: 6.71 m
Width: 2.13 m
Height: 1.73m
Road Speed: 120 kph
Cross Country Speed: 80 kph
Maximum Air Speed: 200 kph
Service Ceiling: 650 m
Primary Armament: Front mounted 1 x 20mm Autocannon
Secondary Armament: 2 x 7.62mm NATO MGs on the sides in ball mounts

Cost: $27 million US

I-300 Rocket Powered (Floatplane) Interceptor

While surface to air missiles are extremely advanced today, the increasing use of stealth aircraft and electronic countermeasures are now preventing many of the missiles from hitting from hitting their target. However, they can't jam a face full of 20mm rounds. And with their ability to mount 2 AIM-9 Sidewinder missiles on wingtip rails and with three additional hardpoints (2 underwing, one centerline) it can act as an effective fighter-bomber too.

It also ships with an adapter that allows it to land on water, this is the fighter in the I-500 class submersible carrier.

Length: 8.91 m
Wingspan: 7.75 m
Height: 3.08 m
Wing area: 12 m²
Empty: 1,546 kg
Loaded: 4,150 kg
Powerplant: 1 x RD-2M-3V rocket
Thrust: 14.2 kN
Maximum speed: 1,000 km/h
Endurance: 15 minutes
Service ceiling: 17,000 m
Rate of Climb: 4,590 m/min
Primary Armament: 1 x 20mm Autocannon
Secondary Armament: 2 wingtip rails for AAM and 3 hardpoints

$225,000 US

F-79C Flying Ram

Commissioned by Commonalitarianism, this craft is meant for a one way trip. It is the same basic platform as the XP-79 Flying Ram. However, there are important modifications. Two powerful rocket motors drive the P-79 to a top speed of Mach 1.5 during its 20 minute endurance.

The wing has suffered the most interesting modification. It is now made with a titanium alloy to reinforce it from the strikes against aircraft, and comes with a monomolecular edge. You read that right, a monomolecular edge, which slices through most anything like an arc welder's torch through a slab of butter.

Crew: 1
Length: 4.27 m
Wingspan: 8.54 m
Height: 2.13 m
Empty weight: 2,650 kg
Loaded weight: 3,932 kg
Powerplant: 2× RD-2M-3G rockets
Thrust each: 15.1 kN

Maximum speed: Mach 1.5
Endurance: 20 minutes
Service ceiling: 15,200 m
Rate of climb: 2,310 m/min

Armament: 2 x 23mm Autocannons, Reinforced wing, 2 x Integral Stingers

$900,000 US

Section 4: Things that float, sometimes

Sea Devil class, Midget Amphibious Landcruiser

Designed to deploy far behind enemy lines via a specialized carrier or alone, the Sea Devil will provide the absurd combination of a midget submarine, and the tank. With its 60mm Brandt Gun Mortar, and coaxial 7.62mm machine gun, it will be able to provide limited anti-armor abilities. However, the Sea Devil is very maneuverable, and combined with the Submarine carrier, it can easily sink enemy merchant shipping or escort ships and avoid detection because of its small size.

Imagine the shock when suddenly a bridge is torpedoed in a river. Or the sheer ridiculousness of a barge on an inland waterway is torpedoed. By not carrying ammunition for its gun-mortar, the Sea Devil can cram an additional 4 people inside, and become a commando carrier. Its ability to carry two torpedoes can provide an important distraction when it comes above the water and deploys the saboteurs.

Crew: 2
Capacity: 4 additional crew without ammo for mortars
Weight: 20 Tons
Propulsion system: 280hp Marine Diesel, 112hp Electric Engine
Speed: 12kts on the surface
10 kts submerged with snorkel
8 kts submerged with electric power
30 kph on land
Range: 30 hours, max speed on diesel
10 hours, max speed electric
Maximum Depth: 50m
Length: 14.2m
Width: 2.0m
Height: 3m, 5.5m with snorkel
Primary Armament: 2 x VA-111 Shkval Supercavitating Torpedoes or two naval mines
Secondary Armament: 1 x 60mm Brandt Gun-Mortar
Tertiary Armament: 1 x coaxial 7.62mm Machine Gun

$1 million US

Rose Island class Amphibious Landcruiser

Many modern navies find themselves turning toward Corvettes, or small littoral combat ships for the patrol of coastal waters and the enforcement of their maritime initiatives. It is about time that there is a ship capable of both land and sea combat. The Amphibious Landcruiser will bridge that role and provide deadly antishipping missiles, while also being able to make landfall in support of an invasion, or to seek, safer hiding places.

With a rather flat bottom, and several tracks borrowed from the other Landcruisers, it can easy rise to the occasion, and make landfall wherever there is a beach, or similarly flat sloped land. Its massive 175mm ETC main gun gives it a powerful antishipping, artillery and antiarmor capability and it can easily penetrate any currently available main battle tank with ease. For antishipping, it mounts 2 C-802 antishipping missiles, one facing starboard, one facing port. This new Chinese made missile, is comparable, or even better than the Harpoon, and caused significant casualties and a mission kill against the Israeli Navy by the Hezbollah militant group. For antisubmarine use it operates 3 Hedgehog Spigot Mortars which fire dozens of contact mortars far from the Landcruiser. Their advantage as contact mortars means that they will not cloud SONAR like depth charges. For antiair defense, it mounts a dual 40mm Bofors gun just rear of the open turret 175mm Gun. The ship itself is ringed with mounts for light machine guns to prevent boarders from seizing the relatively slow moving ship.

However, when the Landcruiser makes landfall, its greatest surprise is revealed. A whole new set of weapons, in ball turrets, hidden underwater and retracted into the bowels of the ship. All these turrets have 160 degrees of motion and use electrical motors to help retract and turn them. The new main gun is a 120mm ETC antitank gun taken from the latest generation of main battle tanks. Just behind it on either side of the ship, one starboard, the other port, are two 40mm Autocannons that can shred vehicles. Below the ship hang 6 remote controlled ball turrets with dual .50 caliber machine guns. They are in the A, B(starboard), B(port), C(starboard), C(port), and Z position to ensure saboteurs cannot approach the Rose Island without tasting hot lead. And finally, 4 more turrets complete the offensive equipment, 2 starboard, 2 port, of 60mm Gun Mortars, which can fire flat trajectory like a gun, but are also capable of high angle fire like a mortar. Their turrets have an extremely high mobility and have a nearly 360 degree coverage.

Displacement: 1,025 tons (full war load)
Length: 186 feet
Beam: 31 feet
Draught: 8.5 feet
Propulsion: Triple expansion, 2 shafts. 2,500 hp
Water Speed: 15 knots
Land Speed: 15 mph
Complement: 80 Sailors, 5 Officers, 15 Marines to prevent boarding once landfall is made

Top mounted Armament (Sea Armament):
Primary Armament: 1 x 175mm ETC gun
Secondary Armament: 1 x dual 40mm Bofors gun
Tertiary Armament: 12 x LMG Mount
Missile Armament: 2 x C-802 Antishipping Cruise Missiles
Anti Submarine Armament: 3 x Hedgehog Spigot Contact Mortars

Below Waterline Armament (Additional Armament for Landfall):
Primary Armament: 1 x 120mm ETC gun
Secondary Armament: 2 x 40mm Autocannons
Tertiary Armament: 4 x 60mm Brandt Gun Mortars
Defensive Armament: 6 x .50 caliber machine guns

Cost: $190 million US

I-500 Submersible Carrier

Designed to launch the I-300 Rocket Powered Floatplane Multirole Aircraft in sabotage or surprise attacks. It can sail for a nearly infinite amount of time underwater thanks to its nuclear reactors and rise near a target and bomb it to crap. It can also torpedo, gun, and fires missiles at its target.

Displacement: 6,560 tons
Dimensions: 122 x 12.0 x 7.0 m
Powerplant: 1 x S6S Nuclear Reactor producing 165 MW
Surface speed: 22 knots
Submerged speed: 12 knots
Maximum depth: 100 m
Range: 69,500 km at 14 knots
Complement: 144 including 3 pilots
Capacity: 3 I-300 Rocket Powered Multirole Floatplanes
Primary Armament: 8 x 533 mm forward torpedo tubes
Secondary Armament: 4 x C-802 Antishipping Missiles
Tertiary Armament: 1 x Watertight ETC 175mm Gun
Main Defensive Armament: 3 x 20 mm watertight CIWS systems
Secondary Defensive Armament: 6 x Stinger Missiles (carried internally must be fired from the conning tower)

Cost: $1 billion US

I-600 Submersible Midget Submarine Carriers

A modification of the I-500 Submerisible Carrier. The I-600's job is far easier than that of the I-500. Instead of having to launch a volatile Floatplane and retrieve it, it has to launch and retrieve a fellow submarine, a job that demonstrated by submarine docking operation during rescues, is far easier.

Displacement: 6,560 tons
Dimensions: 122 x 13.0 x 7.0 m
Powerplant: 1 x S6S Nuclear Reactor producing 165 MW
Surface speed: 22 knots
Submerged speed: 12 knots
Maximum depth: 100 m
Range: 69,500 km at 14 knots
Complement: 144 including 18 Midget Landcruiser crew, and 36 Commandos
Capacity: 9 x Sea Devil Midget Landcruisers
Primary Armament: 8 x 533 mm forward torpedo tubes
Secondary Armament: 4 x C-802 Antishipping Missiles
Tertiary Armament: 1 x Watertight ETC 88mm FLaK
Main Defensive Armament: 3 x 21xRIM-116 RAM
Secondary Defensive Armament: 6 x Stinger Missiles (carried internally must be fired from the conning tower)

Cost: $1 billion US

You actually going to give these stats?

We would like to purchase 2,000 Sword Guns for $1,250 US each.


TOTAL: $2,700,000 US

We would like to purchase 2,000 Sword Guns for $1,250 US each.


TOTAL: $2,700,000 US

Major Dynamics has approved this order. We are shipping, enjoy.

We think these are incredible weapons...well...sorta

We wish for 20,000 Knife guns for a total of $5,000,000
We want 40,000 Sword guns for $50,000,000
We want 10,000 Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifle for 55,000,000
We also want a Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte for $1,000,000,000.

TOTAL BILL: $1,110,000,000
The Check, it won't bounce, we promise:
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$1,110,000,000
Royal Bank of Twoplustwo
One Billion One-hundred and ten million dollars and zero cents
-Signed: Sopot
GLORYVIC!
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Also, we're interested in the Sword Gun and Knife Gun becoming the offical weapons of Two plus two. How much would plans for these two weapons cost?

I'll buy a few (1,000) Wristbreakers chambered for 1.55 caliber... (35 x 203 mm)
Total price: One milllion dollars...:fluffle:

I've a few delegates I wanna pistol whip...

(reduce barrel to 8" bull, since the chamber is another 8", I'm assuming this is going to be break action single shot...)

Nevermind...
I'll just use the HM-320 40 mm rocket/grenade launcher as a pistol (stock optional)...

On second thought, I'll buy 1,000 for comparative purposes, whatever caliber is in stock.

OOC: Put in a Self Propelled Dora vehicle and the Maus and I'll buy. (Yes they actually planned on a Self Propelled Dora Gun.

I would like to purchase one Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte, and may buy more in the future, I think it will be a good deterent and lawn ornament. $1 billion will be sent to you ASAP

We think these are incredible weapons...well...sorta

We wish for 20,000 Knife guns for a total of $5,000,000
We want 40,000 Sword guns for $50,000,000
We want 10,000 Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifle for 55,000,000
We also want a Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte for $1,000,000,000.

TOTAL BILL: $1,110,000,000
The Check, it won't bounce, we promise:
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$1,110,000,000
Royal Bank of Twoplustwo
One Billion One-hundred and ten million dollars and zero cents
-Signed: Sopot
GLORYVIC!
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Also, we're interested in the Sword Gun and Knife Gun becoming the offical weapons of Two plus two. How much would plans for these two weapons cost?

Encrypted Reply

Order approved and shipping, it will take 3 years to fully ship this order.

As for the plans for the Sword Gun and Knife Gun, we shall sell you the domestic production rights for both, but that means you cannot manufacture them for export.

Knife Gun: $950 million US
Sword Gun: $950 million US

[END]

I'll buy a few (1,000) Wristbreakers chambered for 1.55 caliber... (35 x 203 mm)
Total price: One milllion dollars...

I've a few delegates I wanna pistol whip...

(reduce barrel to 8" bull, since the chamber is another 8", I'm assuming this is going to be break action single shot...)

Nevermind...
I'll just use the HM-320 40 mm rocket/grenade launcher as a pistol (stock optional)...

On second thought, I'll buy 1,000 for comparative purposes, whatever caliber is in stock.

Encrypted Reply

Your confusion order for 1,000 Wrist breakers has been approved for the 1 caliber.

[END]

I would like to purchase one Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte, and may buy more in the future, I think it will be a good deterent and lawn ornament. $1 billion will be sent to you ASAP

Encrypted Reply

Order approved and shipping.

[END]

OOC: I am adding more, the P. 1500 Monster will be here, along with some more amazing things, including the Habbakuk.

The Imperial Democratic Republic of Nova Brittanica would like to buy ten P. 1000 Rattes and 100 Steel Sally Ultra High Caliber Rifles, for a total of 10,000,550,000 USDs.

The Imperial Democratic Republic of Nova Brittanica would like to buy ten P. 1000 Rattes and 100 Steel Sally Ultra High Caliber Rifles, for a total of 10,000,550,000 USDs.

Encrypted Reply

Order approved, it will take 10 years to complete this order, we apologize for the delay.

[END]

To: Major Dynamics Sales Division
From: Mr. Grey, acting foreign affairs officer

The Dominion is interested in your designs, most specifically, the Landcrawler series. In the interests of fielding an entire platoon of Landcrawler P.1000 models, supported by a squadron of Landcrawler P.1500 artillery pieces, we will outline our purchase.

Fifteen (15) Landcrawler P.1000 Ratte, fifteen-billion Universal Standard Dollars, (15,000,000,000 USD).

Three (3) Landcrawler P.1500 Monster, three-point six billion Universal Standard Dollars, (3,600,000,000 USD).

We expect to be extremely satisfied with your product, which will see nearly immediate front-line use. Thank you for your ingenuity.

Good day,
Mr. Grey

To: Major Dynamics Sales Division
From: Mr. Grey, acting foreign affairs officer

The Dominion is interested in your designs, most specifically, the Landcrawler series. In the interests of fielding an entire platoon of Landcrawler P.1000 models, supported by a squadron of Landcrawler P.1500 artillery pieces, we will outline our purchase.

Fifteen (15) Landcrawler P.1000 Ratte, fifteen-billion Universal Standard Dollars, (15,000,000,000 USD).

Three (3) Landcrawler P.1500 Monster, three-point six billion Universal Standard Dollars, (3,600,000,000 USD).

We expect to be extremely satisfied with your product, which will see nearly immediate front-line use. Thank you for your ingenuity.

Good day,
Mr. Grey

Encrypted Reply

Order approved and it will take 10 years to finish this order. We apologize for the long time it will take.

However, as compensation, we shall ship 42 Helioflies to your within a month. Try training a platoon of shock troopers, imagine the surprise on the enemy's face when suddenly a platoon of men with helicopters on their backs soar into the air and land in their midst, perhaps slicing a few heads with the blades then mowing them down with LMGs and ARs.

[END]

OOC: How about this guys, a flying tank with an aluminum biwing? Soar behind enemy lines, then use the explosive bolts to disconnect the wings and engage the enemy.

In addition to our sword guns, we would like 10,000 M2010 'Flying Lemur' Flying Tank
Cost: $27 million US each



The total comes out as: $270,000,000,000 US.

In addition to our sword guns, we would like 10,000 M2010 'Flying Lemur' Flying Tank
Cost: $27 million US each



The total comes out as: $270,000,000,000 US.

Encrypted Reply

Order approved, we are shipping. It will take an additional 4 years.

[END]

I'll give you some some desings that are very impractical. From what people sya on the draft room, every single design that i have is inpracticle.

I'll give you some some desings that are very impractical. From what people sya on the draft room, every single design that i have is inpracticle.

Spelling is atrocious but stop wasting my time and tell me some of them.

Soory about spelling. posted in a rush.


Republic
Class iceberg carrier
Draft 500 feet
Displacement
2 million tons
Hull
5280 feet long
548 feet wide
Power
8 Nuclear Batteries driving 24 waterjets
Top speed
15 kts
Armament
14 dual-barreled 100 mm DP guns
25 quad 40 mm(computer controlled)
150 quad .50 cal (computer controlled)
15 S.A.M. launchers
250 planes
Armor
48 feet of pykrete(very buoyant so wight is not a problem)
4 inches of steel (directly attached to the inner frame of the ship.stops 75 feet below waterline)
Equipment
Liquid nitrogen cooling system (pumped through pipes)
I.F.D. fire control system
-----------------------------------------

Soory about spelling. posted in a rush.


Republic
Class iceberg carrier
Draft 500 feet
Displacement
2 million tons
Hull
5280 feet long
548 feet wide
Power
8 Nuclear Batteries driving 24 waterjets
Top speed
15 kts
Armament
14 dual-barreled 100 mm DP guns
25 quad 40 mm(computer controlled)
150 quad .50 cal (computer controlled)
15 S.A.M. launchers
250 planes
Armor
48 feet of pykrete(very buoyant so wight is not a problem)
4 inches of steel (directly attached to the inner frame of the ship.stops 75 feet below waterline)
Equipment
Liquid nitrogen cooling system (pumped through pipes)
I.F.D. fire control system
-----------------------------------------

HMS Habbakuk, already know about it, lets here about your highly impractical designs.

Official Clandonian Corporation Communication

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/madnukedude/ClandonianCorporationLogo.png

The Corporation would like to purchase twenty of these Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte for our slave collection division and fourty for the security forces. Total will be $60 billion for these.

HMS Habbakuk, already know about it, lets here about your highly impractical designs.

Can they be FT?

Can they be FT?

No.

The Corporation would like to purchase twenty of these Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte for our slave collection division and fourty for the security forces. Total will be $60 billion for these.

Encrypted Reply

Order approved and it will take 20 years to fully ship this order. As you can understand, the increased demand is forcing us to build more factories to help manufacture this.

[END]

Then that is the only impracitcal weapon i hve in Mt/PMT

Knowing our love for this huge gun. we request

We'd like to buy 2 Landcruiser P. 1500 Monsters $2,600,000,000

25 Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifle 137,500

3 Medium Maus Tanks $750,000,000

1 Heavy Maus Tank $250,000,000

500 knife guns $125,000

The Nicksyllvanian Empire Imperial Police Department wishes to purchase 480 Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte For the Total of $480 Billion. With the Anti-Air mounts removed in Favour of more Machineguns.

These will be sure to prevent uprisings in our colonies.

The Nicksyllvanian Empire Imperial Police Department wishes to purchase 480 Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte For the Total of $480 Billion. With the Anti-Air mounts removed in Favour of more Machineguns.

These will be sure to prevent uprisings in our colonies.

Encrypted Reply

We shall approve the custom order, however, this is the largest order we have ever recieved. Therefore we are charging an additional $20 billion for the modification and the construction of at least 20 more factories and 2 new ports in Isla we are running out of names-lar in the Galation Archipelago.

It will take at least 30 years, though this massive order may take longer. We apologize, we just don't have the capability to produce these faster.

[END]

Knowing our love for this huge gun. we request

We'd like to buy 2 Landcruiser P. 1500 Monsters $2,600,000,000

25 Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifle 137,500

3 Medium Maus Tanks $750,000,000

1 Heavy Maus Tank $250,000,000

500 knife guns $125,000

Encrypted Reply

Order approved and shipping. It'll finish in 1.75 years.

[END]

Encrypted Reply

We shall approve the custom order, however, this is the largest order we have ever recieved. Therefore we are charging an additional $20 billion for the modification and the construction of at least 20 more factories and 2 new ports in Isla we are running out of names-lar in the Galation Archipelago.

It will take at least 30 years, though this massive order may take longer. We apologize, we just don't have the capability to produce these faster.

[END]

Would it be possible to ship the Landcruisers components and allow our own facilities to assemble them, freeing up some construction time?

We will send you $500 Billion from the Imperial Treasury immediately.

Would it be possible to ship the Landcruisers components and allow our own facilities to assemble them, freeing up some construction time?

We will send you $500 Billion from the Imperial Treasury immediately.

Encrypted Reply

We have just a dozen spare barrels and a few tread links. If we send the components we have to send the plans. In the interest of preserving our production rights, we cannot accept that. Also, the Landcruiser is shipped partially disassembled and it cannot be shipped whole.

However, as compensation we shall ship you 420 Helioflies, enough to train 10 platoons worth of Helioshock Troopers. Imagine, 420 soldiers carrying light machine guns and assault rifles, flying over a 10 meter high concrete wall guns blazing, easily defeating opposition and perhaps decapitating a few men in the process.

Those will arrive in a month.

[END]

We would like 1000 of these. Please include a special order with a variety of cartridges. 50,000 silver bullets, 50,000 incendiary rounds, and 50,000 High Explosive Armor Piercing rounds. We think this weapon would be an appropriate sniper weapon to kill master zombies, vampires, and other dangerous plague variant zombies. We would like to know the range of this weapon as well as request telescopic sites.

Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifle

Using the enormous .80 caliber cartridge it can easily penetrate the thin armor of many APCs and slices through people. In fact, it is a war crime to use this weapon in most countries!

Length: 80"
Weight: 40 lbs
Action: Bolt Action, Single Shot
Capacity: 1 round
Caliber: .80

Cost: $5,500,000 plus special price for ammunition.

We would like 1000 of these. Please include a special order with a variety of cartridges. 50,000 silver bullets, 50,000 incendiary rounds, and 50,000 High Explosive Armor Piercing rounds. We think this weapon would be an appropriate sniper weapon to kill master zombies, vampires, and other dangerous plague variant zombies. We would like to know the range of this weapon as well as request telescopic sites.

Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifle

Using the enormous .80 caliber cartridge it can easily penetrate the thin armor of many APCs and slices through people. In fact, it is a war crime to use this weapon in most countries!

Length: 80"
Weight: 40 lbs
Action: Bolt Action, Single Shot
Capacity: 1 round
Caliber: .80

Cost: $5,500,000 plus special price for ammunition.

Encrypted Reply

This weapon is accurate to around 800 meters. It is very odd that it constantly comes up with some variant of 80 as the answer.

The bullets however, will cost extra. 50,000 silver bullets at $20 US each comes out to $200,000 extra. This is because we need to balance it against existing rounds and obtain maximum range out of it.

It will take 1 year to fulfill your order and you total is $6.1 million.

[END]

Just a weapons submition, crazy, if not so much impractical...

40x203 mm Metal storm cartidge (triplex).

Fires a three 35 mm grenade burst (assorted shells) from a conventional underbarrel grenade launcher.

Designed mostly as a way to increase firepower:

Without using a special gun (machine guns)
While keeping chamber pressures low
And Maintaining accuracy


Fires three 20 mm, 25 mm 30 mm, or 35 mm grenades in quick succession, and a simple spring recoil buffer negates felt recoil during the actual burst.

Effectively triples the amount of shells fired for a given amount of time, and takes up less space than 3 seprate grenades (primer and casing savings).

The biggest downside, is that it doesn't like working in repeaters (MGs and pump action [limited to break action]) and the shells are rather long.

And Automatics try cycling between 2nd and 3rd firings...

Loads include:
Triple Buck/Flechette
Triple HEDP
HEDP/Flechette/Buckshot (from first to last shell out muzzle)
40 mm HEDP/double 30 mm Flechette or Buckshot

The charge is fired by conventional precussion cap.

I wish to purchase (yea I wanna buy some thing) the Landcruiser P. 1500 Monster. However, I think that it could use a little anti air...

I wish to purchase (yea I wanna buy some thing) the Landcruiser P. 1500 Monster. However, I think that it could use a little anti air...

Encrypted Reply

Is there a place to fit it? All the crew need to be there and the 150mm guns are there to help fill in the time when the 800mm Gustav isn't firing. You could theoretically fit them with Flak shells as their elevation goes up to a full 90 degrees.

[END]

Just a weapons submition, crazy, if not so much impractical...

40x120 mm Metal storm cartidge (triplex).

Fires a three 35 mm grenade burst (assorted shells) from a conventional underbarrel grenade launcher.

Designed mostly as a way to increase firepower:

* Without using a special gun (machine guns)
* While keeping chamber pressures low
* And Maintaining accuracy


Fires three 20 mm, 25 mm 30 mm, or 35 mm grenades in quick succession, and a simple spring recoil buffer negates felt recoil during the actual burst.

Effectively triples the amount of shells fired for a given amount of time, and takes up less space than 3 seprate grenades (primer and casing savings).

The biggest downside, is that it doesn't like working in repeaters (MGs and pump action [limited to break action]) and the shells are rather long.

And Automatics try cycling between 2nd and 3rd firings...

Loads include:
Triple Buck/Flechette
Triple HEDP
HEDP/Flechette/Buckshot (from first to last shell out muzzle)

The charge is fired by conventional precussion cap.

That is completely practical and fills a niche that people need! :mad:

how about a tank that can be transport via glider?

how about a tank that can be transport via glider?

Why bother? It can already fly there. Though do to its limited range I suppose the Lemur can be towed in via glider.

Encrypted High Security:

We are sending $6.1 million dollars. We thank you for your special order. We are preparing in case the Umbrella Corporation T or G virus gets loose.

Regards,

Strategos Sharp

OOC: I modified one of my FT designs to fit a PMT tech level:

Chassis
Length 100 meters
Width 40 meters
Height 20 meters
Turret
Length 20 meters
Width 35 meters
Height 10 meters
Power Plant
Fusion Reactor
Armament
1 26 inch ECT
28 155 mm cannons
75 50. Gatling guns (Computer Controlled)
Armor
Turret
.4 meter of tungsten.
Chassis
1 meter of tungsten
Crew 120 crew members, 36 gunners
top speed 15 MPH



Immortal class UHIFS (Infantry Fire Support)
Length 80 meters
Width 30 meters
Height 20 meters
Power Plant
Fuision Reactor
Armament
12 200 mm (Computer Controled)
280 50. cal Gatling guns(Computer Controled)
Armor
Chassis
1 meter of tungsten
Crew 30 crewmembers
top speed 25 MPH

That is completely practical and fills a niche that people need! :mad:

Thanks, expect me to start using them soon...

Mostly the HEDP/Flechette/Buckshot shell [most likely to be called 'magic falice' due to the shape and effect of the grenade] is to disable armor and quickly nuetralize any dismounted/dismounting infantry.

Use of such a cartridge as an actual falice would most likely resault in extreme bodily harm...

*Nickname was given when an non-informed person saw a full size drawing of the cartridge...
A bit embarrassing when I had to prove to him it was a stacked 40 mm grenade...

(Will not work with M-203 or Mk-19 grenade launchers [was designed to work in M320/AG-3 though, and of course the HM-320...])

OOC: I modified one of my FT designs to fit a PMT tech level:

Chassis
Length 100 meters
Width 40 meters
Height 20 meters
Turret
Length 20 meters
Width 35 meters
Height 10 meters
Power Plant
Fusion Reactor
Armament
1 26 inch ECT
28 155 mm cannons
75 50. Gatling guns (Computer Controlled)
Armor
Turret
.4 meter of tungsten.
Chassis
1 meter of tungsten
Crew 120 crew members, 36 gunners
top speed 15 MPH



Immortal class UHIFS (Infantry Fire Support)
Length 80 meters
Width 30 meters
Height 20 meters
Power Plant
Fuision Reactor
Armament
12 200 mm (Computer Controled)
280 50. cal Gatling guns(Computer Controled)
Armor
Chassis
1 meter of tungsten
Crew 30 crewmembers
top speed 25 MPH

I'm not sure what this is, seriously what is going on here?

ooc: Now for some fun..Been wondering if I could pride in my destroyer from Naval ops: Commander, somewhere, so here are some approximate statistics:

ic:
"Unsinkable Class DD"
displacement: 3100tons
length: 125m
beam: 11,2m
draught: 4,14m (note that the size is borrowed from a near approximation, as the game doesnt mention anything about it's size other than displacement)
machinery: 3 hp boilers, 2 shaft geared turbines
hp: 100k
speed: 32,5kts
range: 1500nm@20kts
armament:
16X140mm (5,5inch) guns (4 quadruple turrets, two up front, two at the back)
28X533mm torpedo tubes (4 seventuble mounts, two facing left, two facing right)
10X28mm machine guns (aa)
2x depth charge thrower
basic surface search radar
basic sonar

ooc: of course anything this top heavy would capsize if wind from the side would hit anything more than 5mph..But it sure is fun to use, in game.:D

ooc: Now for some fun..Been wondering if I could pride in my destroyer from Naval ops: Commander, somewhere, so here are some approximate statistics:

ic:
"Unsinkable Class DD"
displacement: 3100tons
length: 125m
beam: 11,2m
draught: 4,14m (note that the size is borrowed from a near approximation, as the game doesnt mention anything about it's size other than displacement)
machinery: 3 hp boilers, 2 shaft geared turbines
hp: 100k
speed: 32,5kts
range: 1500nm@20kts
armament:
16X140mm (5,5inch) guns (4 quadruple turrets, two up front, two at the back)
28X533mm torpedo tubes (4 seventuble mounts, two facing left, two facing right)
10X28mm machine guns (aa)
2x depth charge thrower
basic surface search radar
basic sonar

ooc: of course anything this top heavy would capsize if wind from the side would hit anything more than 5mph..But it sure is fun to use, in game.:D

No seriously what is with this flood of people who cannot explain their designs at all? Hurtful Thoughts come back and make sense out of all this.

No seriously what is with this flood of people who cannot explain their designs at all? Hurtful Thoughts come back and make sense out of all this.
Actually I can..It's basically a ww2 era destroyer with enough armament to make a cruiser twice it's size decide to run the other way..As I said it is basically from a game, mate..Posting it here was more for laughs, than anything else..

What, if anything, you do with it, is your decision, of course..It's so unstable (due to all that heavy weight high up (like say those big gun turrets) that it would never really work irl..Or be accepted in most serios rp's around here..

Actually I can..It's basically a ww2 era destroyer with enough armament to make a cruiser twice it's size decide to run the other way..As I said it is basically from a game, mate..Posting it here was more for laughs, than anything else..

What, if anything, you do with it, is your decision, of course..It's so unstable (due to all that heavy weight high up (like say those big gun turrets) that it would never really work irl..Or be accepted in most serios rp's around here..

Yeah but that is like posting a design of a tank with road wheels too far apart so it can get stuck easily on large inclines. Not that crazy.

Come on, we want submarines that carry rocket powered float planes. 800mm self propelled artillery guns. A cruiser turret on a 'landcruiser'. A pistol that fires a 1 caliber round.

CRAZY PEOPLE, CRAAAAZY!

We would like to suggest a floating tank based on the Expeditionary Fighting Vehicle and the Type 97 Chinese floating tank. This is a hydroplaning vehicle that can be launched from a carrier at sea.

Tiger Shark Mark 1 Light Tank
Engine: 2 Side water jets hydroplaning 25.5 MPH, Supercharged 1200 HP Biodiesel Engine 60 MPH
Crew: 4
Armor: Ceramic composite armor over steel plate with an aluminum alloy hull,
Weaponry: 1 x 105 MM Gun, 40 Round Magazine, 1 20 MM Antiaircraft chain gun, 2 side turret mounted 40 MM grenade launchers, 2 Forward gas vents, 2 side gas vents each side, 2 rear gas vents each side.
Ammunition: The main gun fires a rocket assisted long range shell that has a range of 6.8 kilometers.
Special Features: Satellite Link, Range Finders, Electronic Targeting Systems. Hardened against NBC and EMP attacks.

This tank has some problems with armor, because of its aluminum hull. It is mainly used in a surprise attack. With the seaplane system you are describing, it could be used as a way to launch a full scale surprise attack from the sea. This effectively makes your submersible aircraft carrier quite useful. The Japanese had a full scale float plane submarine which they planned on using in World War II.

We believe we may be able to modify the I-500 Submersible Carrier to carry three of these instead of the rocket planes.

How about zany weapons?

Magic Eight Ball of DOOM!

A Novelty Magic Eight ball containing a small amount of C4 explosives that detonates by getting the 'right' answer. The Impraticalness of it? You have to shake it until you get the "Boom". Then you throw it. (Which can be from the first try to the 3000 time)

Other ideas

Weapon's grade Bottle Rocket. Have a blast at a celebration... Shoot down small planes as well.
Aluminium Foil military helmets to block out 'mind control' rays.
Jet propelled Snow\water skis. Who else wants to be bond?
Rapid fire Potato gun. Who knows?
Artillery launching Slingshot. I got nothing...

How about zany weapons?

Magic Eight Ball of DOOM!

A Novelty Magic Eight ball containing a small amount of C4 explosives that detonates by getting the 'right' answer. The Impraticalness of it? You have to shake it until you get the "Boom". Then you throw it. (Which can be from the first try to the 3000 time)

Other ideas

Weapon's grade Bottle Rocket. Have a blast at a celebration... Shoot down small planes as well.
Aluminium Foil military helmets to block out 'mind control' rays.
Jet propelled Snow\water skis. Who else wants to be bond?
Rapid fire Potato gun. Who knows?
Artillery launching Slingshot. I got nothing...

Everyone knows tin-foil hats actually magnify (http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/) the effects of mind controls rays.

The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.

Bottle rocket maybe, but we need creative ideas. What can fly, go on land, or sink that isn't supposed to. Ever.

XP 125 Flying Ram modeled after the XP 79 B flying ram.
2 x ramjets, 500 KG each
Takeoff Weight 5000 KG
Wingspan 12 Meters
Length 4.5 Meters
Top Speed Mach 2
Weapons: 2 x 20 MM Machineguns.

This is a flying wing designed to ram into enemy craft shearing their wings or tails off. It has a reinforced wing structure with titanium edges. The pilot lies prone in the cockpit. The original XP 79 crashed and was abandoned by the United States airforce. We decided to revive this craft as an interdiction craft designed to take down enemy cargo planes and bombers, or force down airliners. Unfortunately, somehow the craft disappeared during its first engagement having no effect.

Yeah but that is like posting a design of a tank with road wheels too far apart so it can get stuck easily on large inclines. Not that crazy.

Come on, we want submarines that carry rocket powered float planes. 800mm self propelled artillery guns. A cruiser turret on a 'landcruiser'. A pistol that fires a 1 caliber round.

CRAZY PEOPLE, CRAAAAZY!

You mean an anti-tank flare gun (60 mm warhead)?
That also shoots 12 ga?
And is single shot?
(Such a gun was actually developed by the germans during WW2 to improve combat effectiveness of their flare guns against tanks)

For added fun, strap a katana or chainsaw onto it...
==========
Taser grade water pistol? Made by Dyson?
=========
And the foot bomb, a slab of C-4 crammed up an oversized shoe... Detonated by wiggling one's toes... Comes with a box cutter concealed as a steel toe, while the other boot carries a pack of cigarretts and a lighter, lacing makes a fine garrote, and removal of said lacing does not affect fit of the boot, as it has a velcro buckle redundancy...

(A acid based time delay detonator may be used on boot when removed)

Boot is waterproof and floats. Steel toes are magnetized, so you can use them as limpet mines..

The Grand Duchey of Cascadiastan is pleased to announce the opening of all her ports for the repair and provisioning of both your flagged naval vessels and ships bearing Letters of Marque.
Our shipyards and workshops are availble to provide the most up to date repair work to include rigging and calking of naval vessels and recharging of protophoton helium disrupters.
In addition your crews will find our populice most friendly during thier off duty hours

Your most humble servant.
Tankfixer the Elder
Grand Duke of Cascadiastan.

You mean an anti-tank flare gun (60 mm warhead)?
That also shoots 12 ga?
And is single shot?
(Such a gun was actually developed by the germans during WW2 to improve combat effectiveness of their flare guns against tanks)

For added fun, strap a katana or chainsaw onto it...
==========
Taser grade water pistol? Made by Dyson?
=========
And the foot bomb, a slab of C-4 crammed up an oversized shoe... Detonated by wiggling one's toes... Comes with a box cutter concealed as a steel toe, while the other boot carries a pack of cigarretts and a lighter, lacing makes a fine garrote, and removal of said lacing does not affect fit of the boot, as it has a velcro buckle redundancy...

(A acid based time delay detonator may be used on boot when removed)

Boot is waterproof and floats. Steel toes are magnetized, so you can use them as limpet mines..

Originally I saw just the first line and I was coming here to post: see that is exactly what I want.

Then you ruined it with excess features. And the shoe bomb is another good idea. Stop having good ideas people.

The first part sounds good, mind fleshing it out?

MG Paddle boat. (http://pnmedia.gamespy.com/planetcnc.gamespy.com/images/oldsite/clusterimages/navy_s.jpg)
(Thank you PlanetCNC)


.50 machine gun on a paddle boat. Anything other than calm water can sink it. Enough said.

I want:
2,000,000 Knive guns
1,000,000 Sword guns

Total: $1,750,000,000

I want:
2,000,000 Knive guns
1,000,000 Sword guns

Total: $1,750,000,000

Encrypted Reply

Shipping, it will take 1 year to fully ship.

[eND]

Encrypted Reply
As for the plans for the Sword Gun and Knife Gun, we shall sell you the domestic production rights for both, but that means you cannot manufacture them for export.

Knife Gun: $950 million US
Sword Gun: $950 million.

Very well, we agree to these terms, as if we have any allies to sell them too.

Bump?

Originally I saw just the first line and I was coming here to post: see that is exactly what I want.

Then you ruined it with excess features. And the shoe bomb is another good idea. Stop having good ideas people.

The first part sounds good, mind fleshing it out?

Dang, the Super-Sensitive-Shoe-Bomb was a good idea...
*Must... not... wiggle... my big toe.....*

Single use flare that shoots Chainsaws, flares, lawndarts, and beer...
Perfect way to celebrate a holiday with a bang...

*May kill small furry mammals, including newborn babies.
Do not use while under the influence of alchohol.
Do not attempt to drink the alchohol from the muzzle of a loaded flare gun...
I repeat, do NOT drink from a loaded gun!
If you do, I hope you giggle while reading this instruction manual and pull the trigger...***

40 mm bore.

***CEO with no morals reads manual:
"Why not make the thng dual use, shoot the thing into te air, fill the barrel with beer, and have a toast?"

Engineer's reply:
"Cause some fool is more likely than not get step 1 and step 2 mixed up and blow his head off... And you can only print so much on a 40 mm diameter barrel in size 20 font..."

"You are puting instructions on the gun istelf?"

"Why not? If they lose the gun, the instruction manual won't be much use, and most backwoods party goers tend to throw out the instructons rather than read them. Plus, being single use, there really is no point of the manual after it is fired... And it is assumed the party goer will improvise the gun into either a bong or beer stein on his own..."

"Sounds expensive, lets just not bother printing any instructions and make the trigger a big red button that says PUSH ME?"

"...."

"..."

"You may be onto something"*****

*****Scraps all instructions and warning labels

Horray Spam!

Anywho, a bump, a new item. To satisfy the crazies.

STG-72B 'Curie' Nuclear Tank

Designed for long deployments without easy access to logistics, the 'Curie' is probably one of the illogical designs presented. It operates on a Mark 72B Stirling Radioisotope Generator. It uses Pu-238, a highly radioactive substance, a byproduct of plutonium refining, and its heat to power 16 Stirling Engines and a series of thermoelectric generators. This produces 574kW and cannot be turned down. There is a small protrusion above the hull from the Mark 72B STG. It has a half life of 87.7 years and after 23 years it has 80% of its power.

The only reason the 'Curie' was designed was to make the tank unattackable. What sort of right-minded individual is going to spill up to a hundred kilograms of highly toxic, radioactive, Pu-238? No one, and if they do shoot it, they'll lose in the end.

It is based on the T-72B chassis with 'Dolly Parton' Composite armor, providing increased protection against modern threats. The 'Curie' is offered in two variants. A manned version requiring 3 crew in full biohazard equipment, and an unmanned version that uses a series of armored 2.3 megapixel color and infrared cameras to provide visual data to controllers up to 100 kilometers away via encrypted burst transmissions.

Weight: 41 tonnes
Length: 6.9 m
Width: 3.6 m
Height: 2.2 m
Crew: 3 (commander, driver and gunner), Unmanned version 3 remote controllers in same role
Armour: 280mm Composite Armor, Konkact-5 ERA
Primary armament: 125 mm 2A46M smoothbore, AT-11 "Svir" ATGM
Secondary armament: PKMT 7.62 mm coaxial machine gun
Engine: Mark 72B STG (574kW)
Suspension: torsion bar
Operational range: Theoretically infinite
Speed: 65 km/h

Cost: $75 million US

Rose Island class Amphibious Landcruiser

Many modern navies find themselves turning toward Corvettes, or small littoral combat ships for the patrol of coastal waters and the enforcement of their maritime initiatives. It is about time that there is a ship capable of both land and sea combat. The Amphibious Landcruiser will bridge that role and provide deadly antishipping missiles, while also being able to make landfall in support of an invasion, or to seek, safer hiding places.

With a rather flat bottom, and several tracks borrowed from the other Landcruisers, it can easy rise to the occasion, and make landfall wherever there is a beach, or similarly flat sloped land. Its massive 175mm ETC main gun gives it a powerful antishipping, artillery and antiarmor capability and it can easily penetrate any currently available main battle tank with ease. For antishipping, it mounts 2 C-802 antishipping missiles, one facing starboard, one facing port. This new Chinese made missile, is comparable, or even better than the Harpoon, and caused significant casualties and a mission kill against the Israeli Navy by the Hezbollah militant group. For antisubmarine use it operates 3 Hedgehog Spigot Mortars which fire dozens of contact mortars far from the Landcruiser. Their advantage as contact mortars means that they will not cloud SONAR like depth charges. For antiair defense, it mounts a dual 40mm Bofors gun just rear of the open turret 175mm Gun. The ship itself is ringed with mounts for light machine guns to prevent boarders from seizing the relatively slow moving ship.

However, when the Landcruiser makes landfall, its greatest surprise is revealed. A whole new set of weapons, in ball turrets, hidden underwater and retracted into the bowels of the ship. All these turrets have 160 degrees of motion and use electrical motors to help retract and turn them. The new main gun is a 120mm ETC antitank gun taken from the latest generation of main battle tanks. Just behind it on either side of the ship, one starboard, the other port, are two 40mm Autocannons that can shred vehicles. Below the ship hang 6 remote controlled ball turrets with dual .50 caliber machine guns. They are in the A, B(starboard), B(port), C(starboard), C(port), and Z position to ensure saboteurs cannot approach the Rose Island without tasting hot lead. And finally, 4 more turrets complete the offensive equipment, 2 starboard, 2 port, of 60mm Gun Mortars, which can fire flat trajectory like a gun, but are also capable of high angle fire like a mortar. Their turrets have an extremely high mobility and have a nearly 360 degree coverage.

Displacement: 1,025 tons (full war load)
Length: 186 feet
Beam: 31 feet
Draught: 8.5 feet
Propulsion: Triple expansion, 2 shafts. 2,500 hp
Water Speed: 15 knots
Land Speed: 15 mph
Complement: 80 Sailors, 5 Officers, 15 Marines to prevent boarding once landfall is made

Top mounted Armament (Sea Armament):
Primary Armament: 1 x 175mm ETC gun
Secondary Armament: 1 x dual 40mm Bofors gun
Tertiary Armament: 12 x LMG Mount
Missile Armament: 2 x C-802 Antishipping Cruise Missiles
Anti Submarine Armament: 3 x Hedgehog Spigot Contact Mortars

Below Waterline Armament (Additional Armament for Landfall):
Primary Armament: 1 x 120mm ETC gun
Secondary Armament: 2 x 40mm Autocannons
Tertiary Armament: 4 x 60mm Brandt Gun Mortars
Defensive Armament: 6 x .50 caliber machine guns

Cost: $190 million US

Hey, could you come up with an infantry weapon greater than 1 caliber?

Hey, could you come up with an infantry weapon greater than 1 caliber?

Easily. But soon I'll just be building rocket launchers.

Hey, could you come up with an infantry weapon greater than 1 caliber?

I could make a Gyrojet Rifle in the same vein as Otagia's of a very large caliber. Perhaps even have it push forward a large shell of the 105mm caliber.

Could you make an infantry rifle using DU rounds, and that can penetrate average APC armour.

Could you make an infantry rifle using DU rounds, and that can penetrate average APC armour.

Steel Sally with new DU rounds and a reinforced frame could do this. We will upgrade all new Steel Sallies with reinforced frames to help absorb the different powder load for a DU round.

OOC: If you made the Landcruiser P. 1500 Monster nuclear powered you could do some heavy damage...

OOC: If you made the Landcruiser P. 1500 Monster nuclear powered you could do some heavy damage...

Or I could make it weigh 12 times as much fit half as much, and spend the rest of it on nuclear shielding. A nuclear reactor requires tons of shielding. Even a submarine engine weighs more than a comparable diesel version. Unless you mean the Stirling Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generators. Then I'd have to reduce its armor to fit armor for it too.

Nuclear reactors just aren't feasible unless you make significant sacrifices. Like my 'Curie' has very thin armor comparably because I had to sacrifice weight to let it drive.

Steel Sally with new DU rounds and a reinforced frame could do this. We will upgrade all new Steel Sallies with reinforced frames to help absorb the different powder load for a DU round.

Could you possibly make this a standard issue infantry weapon? Like an assault rifle?

Could you possibly make this a standard issue infantry weapon? Like an assault rifle?

At the .80 caliber definately not. I'll look into the 8.00*33mm with a DU tip. It'd be hard to manufacture, the recoil would be powerful, low ammo capacity, long range, high weight, etc. A whole host of problems that make the gun so impractical, they can be here!

At the .80 caliber definately not. I'll look into the 8.00*33mm with a DU tip. It'd be hard to manufacture, the recoil would be powerful, low ammo capacity, long range, high weight, etc. A whole host of problems that make the gun so impractical, they can be here!

You're welcome for the idea ;), anyways. My men are elite, them being only less that 1% of my population. Low ammo capacity will be made up for by some kind of Sub-Machine gun. My men are trained for four years, I think they can take a bit of shoulder punishment. If not, there's always recoil dampeners, and shoulder guard. :)

You're welcome for the idea ;), anyways. My men are elite, them being only less that 1% of my population. Low ammo capacity will be made up for by some kind of Sub-Machine gun. My men are trained for four years, I think they can take a bit of shoulder punishment. If not, there's always recoil dampeners, and shoulder guard. :)

OOC: Ok, my idea is crazy, but hear me out.

How about an MP7, strapped to the bottom of the barrel, like a grenade launcher, so it can shred armor at close range when you are reloading. And then use the big 8.00*38mm (caliber++) to put him down?

And for recoil reduction, by upping the price you can always increase the technology slapped into it. I could use a stabilized smart sight system that integrates with a HUD.

OOC: Ok, my idea is crazy, but hear me out.

How about an MP7, strapped to the bottom of the barrel, like a grenade launcher, so it can shred armor at close range when you are reloading. And then use the big 8.00*38mm (caliber++) to put him down?

And for recoil reduction, by upping the price you can always increase the technology slapped into it. I could use a stabilized smart sight system that integrates with a HUD.

{OOC: That's not crazy that's ingenius! I don't honestly think it's really that impratical with the shit you just laid out. The only agruement for impracticality here would be the price. And I only need to pay for 100,000 infantry men, so what's the total price for this baby?

The nation of Those Weird People congratulates you on your magnificent storefront. It would even make our founding overlord shed a tear of joy to see such outrageousely magnificent equipment and vehicles for sale. That is why we would like to purchase DPR for as many of these designs, except for the naval ships, as possible. As our budget surplus is rather large this year, we felt we could do something interesting. We are also curious as to whether or not it would be possible to modify the Curie tank to use a fusion engine rather than a fission system. We shall wire the money in a later reply when we find out the cost for this order.

OOC: I love this book BTW. My Tank is Fight! xD

OOC: Psst, you forgot the super-dreadnoughts. :D

{OOC: That's not crazy that's ingenius! I don't honestly think it's really that impratical with the shit you just laid out. The only agruement for impracticality here would be the price. And I only need to pay for 100,000 infantry men, so what's the total price for this baby?

OOC: It'd be heavy, and expensive. Most likely I'll fit it with a 22 round clip, a standard 32 round clip for the MP7, major recoil reducers, and then finally, a price tag around $1,500, a normal price for a post modern gun. I was thinking about implementing a new technology that is sweeping Leafanistan. Phage-assembled batteries, and OLED screens. They use genetically engineered viruses to automatically assemble things and reduce price. I can install a fingerprint scanner and an electrical actuator for the MP7, so a simple switch will allow you to fire from the MP7, without pulling the trigger manually. This would actually reduce the price and break even if we are keeping the scope.

The nation of Those Weird People congratulates you on your magnificent storefront. It would even make our founding overlord shed a tear of joy to see such outrageousely magnificent equipment and vehicles for sale. That is why we would like to purchase DPR for as many of these designs, except for the naval ships, as possible. As our budget surplus is rather large this year, we felt we could do something interesting. We are also curious as to whether or not it would be possible to modify the Curie tank to use a fusion engine rather than a fission system. We shall wire the money in a later reply when we find out the cost for this order.

OOC: I love this book BTW. My Tank is Fight! xD

OOC: For infantry weapons I believe the DPR is 1 million times the price, for vehicles I believe it is the cost of 200 vehicles.

As for the fusion engine...THAT IS PRACTICAL! THAT DOESN'T BELONG HERE!

OOC: Psst, you forgot the super-dreadnoughts.

OOC: I've got Supercorvettes that can drive on land, SO THERE!

Very well. We would like to purchase the DPR's for the following:

Knife Gun $250,000,000
Sword Gun $1,250,000,000
'Wrist Breaker' Ultrahigh Caliber Pistol $1,000,000,000
Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifle $5,500,000,000
Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus $50,000,000,000 (does this include all models?)
Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte $200,000,000,000
Landcruiser P. 1500 Monster $260,000,000,000
Heliofly VIII/62 $3,950,000
M2010 'Flying Lemur' Flying Tank $5,400,000,000
I-300 Rocket Powered (Floatplane) Interceptor $45,000,000

Total: $523,448,950,000 USD

Due to the rather large amount of money being exchanged, it will be wired in 5 seperate payments of $104,689,790,000USD over a period of 10 hours. We thank you for your business and for creating such a magnificent storefront.

Very well. We would like to purchase the DPR's for the following:

Knife Gun $250,000,000
Sword Gun $1,250,000,000
'Wrist Breaker' Ultrahigh Caliber Pistol $1,000,000,000
Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifle $5,500,000,000
Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus $50,000,000,000 (does this include all models?)
Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte $200,000,000,000
Landcruiser P. 1500 Monster $260,000,000,000
Heliofly VIII/62 $3,950,000
M2010 'Flying Lemur' Flying Tank $5,400,000,000
I-300 Rocket Powered (Floatplane) Interceptor $45,000,000

Total: $523,448,950,000 USD

Due to the rather large amount of money being exchanged, it will be wired in 5 seperate payments of $104,689,790,000USD over a period of 10 hours. We thank you for your business and for creating such a magnificent storefront.

Order approved. We are sending over a working model of each vehicle to show how the finished model works. You cannot sell these or give them to another nation, they must be scrapped when service life ends to prevent technology lost. We apologize for such strict conditions.

[QUOTE=Leafanistan;12521947]OOC: It'd be heavy, and expensive. Most likely I'll fit it with a 22 round clip, a standard 32 round clip for the MP7, major recoil reducers, and then finally, a price tag around $1,500, a normal price for a post modern gun. I was thinking about implementing a new technology that is sweeping Leafanistan. Phage-assembled batteries, and OLED screens. They use genetically engineered viruses to automatically assemble things and reduce price. I can install a fingerprint scanner and an electrical actuator for the MP7, so a simple switch will allow you to fire from the MP7, without pulling the trigger manually. This would actually reduce the price and break even if we are keeping the scope.

PMT? So this couldn't be MT?

[QUOTE=Leafanistan;12521947]OOC: It'd be heavy, and expensive. Most likely I'll fit it with a 22 round clip, a standard 32 round clip for the MP7, major recoil reducers, and then finally, a price tag around $1,500, a normal price for a post modern gun. I was thinking about implementing a new technology that is sweeping Leafanistan. Phage-assembled batteries, and OLED screens. They use genetically engineered viruses to automatically assemble things and reduce price. I can install a fingerprint scanner and an electrical actuator for the MP7, so a simple switch will allow you to fire from the MP7, without pulling the trigger manually. This would actually reduce the price and break even if we are keeping the scope.

PMT? So this couldn't be MT?

Technically Phage-engineered devices already exist, but so far all they can do is assemble really thin batteries and primitive television screens. But you just need to create more variants of the viruses to build what I'm asking about. The problem is that this gun will require the replacement of a really thin Lithium Ion battery. But it will last far longer than any currently available batteries.

[QUOTE=Terre Nationale;12521996]

Technically Phage-engineered devices already exist, but so far all they can do is assemble really thin batteries and primitive television screens. But you just need to create more variants of the viruses to build what I'm asking about. The problem is that this gun will require the replacement of a really thin Lithium Ion battery. But it will last far longer than any currently available batteries.

Just take away whatever you need to make it MTish instead of PMT, Please.

[QUOTE=Leafanistan;12522001]

Just take away whatever you need to make it MTish instead of PMT, Please.

Alright, I'll remove the electronic part and just make it a normal gun with a fancy sight on it. Actually fancy sights require batteries and I don't want to limit that. How about a 1.5x Red Dot?

Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' Heavy Trooper's Rifle

Designed for Terre Nationale to fulfill their deranged requirement for a next-generation rifle that can utterly devastate currently available Level III Body Armor, we created the Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' named after Thor's mighty, yet heavy hammer, to fulfill that requirement. This is chambered for the 8.00*38mm 'Bolt' an experimental heavy intermediate cartridge that was rejected by the Leafanistani Army years ago. It was overkill and the then mostly conscript army couldn't handle the recoil.

Now it is reborn for a gas-operated, rotating bolt with 2 lugs, balanced bolt-carrier/bolt group, also known as BARS, which reduces recoil significantly and allows for accuracy despite the powerful recoil. The body is made of heavy steel alloys and uses heavy durable plastics instead of the lighter ones to also reduce recoil. The overall heavy 8.2 kilogram rifle is a result of this protection.

It has two modes, semiautomatic, and 2 round burst. Full automatic was considered, but the extreme recoil presented by the 'Bolt' was too great for the shooter. It feeds from a 20 round clip to also reduce weight. The most unusual aspect of this weapon is the fact that instead of a grenade launcher on the bottom, there is a H&K MP7 PDW, with a 40 round magazine and the grenade launcher, 30mm, sits on top, below the 1.5x Red-Dot sight which rests on top of the carrying handle like on the G36.

Caliber: 8.00*38mm Bolt
Action: 2 Lug Gas BARS
Weight: 8.2kg
Overall length: 1037 mm
Barrel length: 450 mm
Magazine capacity: 20 rounds
Rate of Fire: Semiauto, 2 round burst

Secondary Weapon

Caliber: 4.6x30mm HK
Weight: 1.5 kg empty
Length: 300 mm
Barrel length: 180 mm
Rate of fire: 950 rpm
Magazine capacity: 40 rounds
Effective range: 200 meters

Top Mounted Grenade Launcher

Calibre: 30 mm
Weight: 1.3 kg
Length: 276 mm
Performance:
Muzzle velocity: 76 m/s
Rate of fire: 4-5 round/min.

Cost: $1,450 US

Order approved. We are sending over a working model of each vehicle to show how the finished model works. You cannot sell these or give them to another nation, they must be scrapped when service life ends to prevent technology lost. We apologize for such strict conditions.

Your terms are accepted. We see you have developed a new rifle. We are not going to purchase DPR for this, as we have enough heavy rifles and little need for armor penetration at the time, however, we would like to purchase 24 of these, at a total of $34,800USD. Money will be wired along with the previous order.

Your terms are accepted. We see you have developed a new rifle. We are not going to purchase DPR for this, as we have enough heavy rifles and little need for armor penetration at the time, however, we would like to purchase 24 of these, at a total of $34,800USD. Money will be wired along with the previous order.

Order approved.

Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' Heavy Trooper's Rifle

Designed for Terre Nationale to fulfill their deranged requirement for a next-generation rifle that can utterly devastate currently available Level III Body Armor, we created the Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' named after Thor's mighty, yet heavy hammer, to fulfill that requirement. This is chambered for the 8.00*38mm 'Bolt' an experimental heavy intermediate cartridge that was rejected by the Leafanistani Army years ago. It was overkill and the then mostly conscript army couldn't handle the recoil.

Now it is reborn for a gas-operated, rotating bolt with 2 lugs, balanced bolt-carrier/bolt group, also known as BARS, which reduces recoil significantly and allows for accuracy despite the powerful recoil. The body is made of heavy steel alloys and uses heavy durable plastics instead of the lighter ones to also reduce recoil. The overall heavy 8.2 kilogram rifle is a result of this protection.

It has two modes, semiautomatic, and 2 round burst. Full automatic was considered, but the extreme recoil presented by the 'Bolt' was too great for the shooter. It feeds from a 20 round clip to also reduce weight. The most unusual aspect of this weapon is the fact that instead of a grenade launcher on the bottom, there is a H&K MP7 PDW, with a 40 round magazine and the grenade launcher, 30mm, sits on top, below the 1.5x Red-Dot sight which rests on top of the carrying handle like on the G36.

Caliber: 8.00*38mm Bolt
Action: 2 Lug Gas BARS
Weight: 8.2kg
Overall length: 1037 mm
Barrel length: 450 mm
Magazine capacity: 20 rounds
Rate of Fire: Semiauto, 2 round burst

Secondary Weapon

Caliber: 4.6x30mm HK
Weight: 1.5 kg empty
Length: 300 mm
Barrel length: 180 mm
Rate of fire: 950 rpm
Magazine capacity: 40 rounds
Effective range: 200 meters

Top Mounted Grenade Launcher

Calibre: 30 mm
Weight: 1.3 kg
Length: 276 mm
Performance:
Muzzle velocity: 76 m/s
Rate of fire: 4-5 round/min.

Cost: $1,450 US

{OOC: I actually had a tear when I saw this beautiful rifle. :') A HAPPY TEAR! MAWHAHAH. This CAN go threw APC armour right? Hehe.}

100,000 Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' Heavy Trooper's Rifle

Total Cost: 145Mil USD

New Designation:
Behälter Gewehr-07
(BG-07)

Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' Heavy Trooper's Rifle

Designed for Terre Nationale to fulfill their deranged requirement for a next-generation rifle that can utterly devastate currently available Level III Body Armor, we created the Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' named after Thor's mighty, yet heavy hammer, to fulfill that requirement. This is chambered for the 8.00*38mm 'Bolt' an experimental heavy intermediate cartridge that was rejected by the Leafanistani Army years ago. It was overkill and the then mostly conscript army couldn't handle the recoil.

Now it is reborn for a gas-operated, rotating bolt with 2 lugs, balanced bolt-carrier/bolt group, also known as BARS, which reduces recoil significantly and allows for accuracy despite the powerful recoil. The body is made of heavy steel alloys and uses heavy durable plastics instead of the lighter ones to also reduce recoil. The overall heavy 8.2 kilogram rifle is a result of this protection.

It has two modes, semiautomatic, and 2 round burst. Full automatic was considered, but the extreme recoil presented by the 'Bolt' was too great for the shooter. It feeds from a 20 round clip to also reduce weight. The most unusual aspect of this weapon is the fact that instead of a grenade launcher on the bottom, there is a H&K MP7 PDW, with a 40 round magazine and the grenade launcher, 30mm, sits on top, below the 1.5x Red-Dot sight which rests on top of the carrying handle like on the G36.

Caliber: 8.00*38mm Bolt
Action: 2 Lug Gas BARS
Weight: 8.2kg
Overall length: 1037 mm
Barrel length: 450 mm
Magazine capacity: 20 rounds
Rate of Fire: Semiauto, 2 round burst

Secondary Weapon

Caliber: 4.6x30mm HK
Weight: 1.5 kg empty
Length: 300 mm
Barrel length: 180 mm
Rate of fire: 950 rpm
Magazine capacity: 40 rounds
Effective range: 200 meters

Top Mounted Grenade Launcher

Calibre: 30 mm
Weight: 1.3 kg
Length: 276 mm
Performance:
Muzzle velocity: 76 m/s
Rate of fire: 4-5 round/min.

Cost: $1,450 US

OOC:Wow... hopefully this version of the weapon isn't just limited to TI... If not, then

IC: Siriusa would be interested in purchasting 150,000 of these new firearms. The total is $217,500,000, and it will be wired upon confirmation of the order.

The Armed Republic of the Toori is interested in, if possible, trading 500 of your Heavy Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus tanks for 2 Toori Dreadnaughts, and 1 Ballista class Protoss Destroyer. Descriptions are listed here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=523433 we can make the arangement there.

{OOC: I actually had a tear when I saw this beautiful rifle. :') A HAPPY TEAR! MAWHAHAH. This CAN go threw APC armour right? Hehe.}

100,000 Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' Heavy Trooper's Rifle

Total Cost: 145Mil USD

New Designation:
Behälter Gewehr-07
(BG-07)

OOC: With DU rounds, at 50 meters or less, it can tear through BDRM-1s armor, and with the normal explosive rounds that I ship with this rifle, it can utterly destroy poorly armored vehicles. If even the DU rounds don't work, there is always a HESH 30mm Grenade Round.

Though 8.2kg is only the rifle, not the extra additions.

IC:
Order Approved.

OOC:Wow... hopefully this version of the weapon isn't just limited to TI... If not, then

IC: Siriusa would be interested in purchasting 150,000 of these new firearms. The total is $217,500,000, and it will be wired upon confirmation of the order.

OOC: I hope he doesn't mind these getting out to the International Market.

Order approved.

The Armed Republic of the Toori is interested in, if possible, trading 500 of your Heavy Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus tanks for 2 Toori Dreadnaughts, and 1 Ballista class Protoss Destroyer. Descriptions are listed here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=523433 we can make the arangement there.

I don't trade in FT equipment. You are welcome to purchasing the tanks in the normal fashion.

If you really want impractical
I can sell you plans for my

Super Duper Exploding Kangaroo
Each Kangaroos stomach is packed with 500 pounds of C-4 along with a long range radio controle antenna. You simply send millions of them to a nation that you dont like ,mark the shipment as Cuddly Kangaroo Pets and you got yourself a ready made kangaroo terrorism cell.
Cost: $22 for carton 5,000,000,000 Kangaroos
http://www.indyzoo.com/uploadedImages/Red%20kangaroo2%205-03%20Lang.jpg (http://www.indyzoo.com/uploadedImages/Red%20kangaroo2%205-03%20Lang.jpg)

Turtle Tank
We have taken a normal turtle, outfitted it with a .50 machine gun, tracks and radio controller and tada you have a cheap tank for those small nations that will loose a war anyway but still want to "Put up a fight".
Cost: $3 Standard colors
$15 Hot pink
http://www.insomnia.pl/1/images2004/20040223004328.jpg

The Beast
No explination needed, release this beast into your enemies nation and you will have your enemies cowering with fear, begging you to spare them.
$10,000,000,000
http://p.vtourist.com/683887-Grandmother-Hungary.jpg

Expert sniper
Lacking those essential snipers to take out those enemies from a distance, this is the soldier for you.
Cost: $5,000 box of 2
http://forum.surfermag.com/photopost/data/505/9969Kitty_with_a_sniper_II.JPG

Special Forces
Do you need those all important special forces to send behind enemy lines and take out your enemy before they ever know you are there. Here is the weapon for you.
Cost: $100,000 squad of 5
http://gniarf.nerim.net/vaboofer/rambo_kitty.jpg

Dooms day device
The ultimate weapon that will eliminate all of you enemies in a single attack.
Cost: $2 pack of 12
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a239/thecat0311/cat.jpg

*Note all sales are final, Its not our fault if our stuff breaks after you buy it

Lol, Ill take a squad of expert snipers. LMAO!:eek: :sniper:

Hilarious, its great to get something to release the seriousness of NS sometimes.

OOC:Wow... hopefully this version of the weapon isn't just limited to TI... If not, then

IC: Siriusa would be interested in purchasting 150,000 of these new firearms. The total is $217,500,000, and it will be wired upon confirmation of the order.

{OOC: Ah, you bastard -_-, now we're going to have to be allies.

Leafistan, how much would it cost to keep the StG XX off the market?}

{OOC: Ah, you bastard -_-, now we're going to have to be allies.

Leafistan, how much would it cost to keep the StG XX off the market?}

OOC: Leafanistan. Major Dynamics is interested in making as much money as possible. Do you think you can pay us more than this will make on the international market.

Besides, this weapon is completely impractical for the reasons presented:

This is a kind of weapon that should be mounted, and to be honest, its short barrel makes it inaccurate, its recoil is horrific, and it requires barrel replacements often. Its a niche weapon for specialists. Besides, what are the chances you'll face a weapon like this?

OOC: Leafanistan. Major Dynamics is interested in making as much money as possible. Do you think you can pay us more than this will make on the international market.

Besides, this weapon is completely impractical for the reasons presented:

This is a kind of weapon that should be mounted, and to be honest, its short barrel makes it inaccurate, its recoil is horrific, and it requires barrel replacements often. Its a niche weapon for specialists. Besides, what are the chances you'll face a weapon like this?

{OOC: Then we'll just make the barrel longer. Issue extra barrels to the soldiers. And a strong soldier can take strong recoil.}

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Knife Gun

An 6" knife that disguises a nice little secret. It fires a single .117 caliber bullet. The top of the handle is the breech and it is fired from a trigger pulled down from the handle.

Blade Length: 6"
Total Length: 11"
Action: Breech loading, single shot
Capacity: 1 shot
Caliber: .117

Cost: $250 US


We want 200 of your Knife Guns for a total of:
$50,000. The money will be wired upon confirmation.
TG please.

We want 200 of your Knife Guns for a total of:
$50,000. The money will be wired upon confirmation.
TG please.

Order approved. Enjoy.

You actually going to give these stats?

In keeping with NS traditions, I will now introduce, the Sea Devil, Midget Amphibious Landcruiser!

Sea Devil class, Midget Amphibious Landcruiser

Designed to deploy far behind enemy lines via a specialized carrier or alone, the Sea Devil will provide the absurd combination of a midget submarine, and the tank. With its 60mm Brandt Gun Mortar, and coaxial 7.62mm machine gun, it will be able to provide limited anti-armor abilities. However, the Sea Devil is very maneuverable, and combined with the Submarine carrier, it can easily sink enemy merchant shipping or escort ships and avoid detection because of its small size.

Imagine the shock when suddenly a bridge is torpedoed in a river. Or the sheer ridiculousness of a barge on an inland waterway is torpedoed. By not carrying ammunition for its gun-mortar, the Sea Devil can cram an additional 4 people inside, and become a commando carrier. Its ability to carry two torpedoes can provide an important distraction when it comes above the water and deploys the saboteurs.

Crew: 2
Capacity: 4 additional crew without ammo for mortars
Weight: 20 Tons
Propulsion system: 280hp Marine Diesel, 112hp Electric Engine
Speed: 12kts on the surface
10 kts submerged with snorkel
8 kts submerged with electric power
30 kph on land
Range: 30 hours, max speed on diesel
10 hours, max speed electric
Maximum Depth: 50m
Length: 14.2m
Width: 2.0m
Height: 3m, 5.5m with snorkel
Primary Armament: 2 x VA-111 Shkval Supercavitating Torpedoes or two naval mines
Secondary Armament: 1 x 60mm Brandt Gun-Mortar
Tertiary Armament: 1 x coaxial 7.62mm Machine Gun

$4.5 million US

I am in need of someone to manufacture several updated XP79B flying rams. This is an airplane designed to ram into other aircraft shearing off pieces of the enemy craft. It would be quite dangerous to fly, most likely suicidal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XP-79_Flying_Ram

I am in need of someone to manufacture several updated XP79B flying rams. This is an airplane designed to ram into other aircraft shearing off pieces of the enemy craft. It would be quite dangerous to fly, most likely suicidal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XP-79_Flying_Ram

OOC: Can I use the Rocket Engines that my I-300 Rocket Powered Interceptor uses. It has an endurance of 20 minutes, I doubt that thing will last very long anyway.

Sure rocket powered would be cool. It has one purpose take down certain aircraft at any cost.

Sure rocket powered would be cool. It has one purpose take down certain aircraft at any cost.

I can fit Wing-Tip Sidewinders too. And 2 x 20mm or 23mm Cannons? Your choice.

2 x 23 MM cannons would be good. Harden the wings instead of sidewinders, a bit of armor and a very sharp surface like the russians who used ramming in ww ii.

2 x 23 MM cannons would be good. Harden the wings instead of sidewinders, a bit of armor and a very sharp surface like the russians who used ramming in ww ii.

OOC: It'll cost extra, but I love doing this. How about a monomolecular edge, and then add integral Stinger Missiles if you are really that bothered by Sidewinders.

Of course, the wing is a wet wing, so it will be extra reinforced to prevent it from bursting into flame.

F-79C Flying Ram

Commissioned by Commonalitarianism, this craft is meant for a one way trip. It is the same basic platform as the XP-79 Flying Ram. However, there are important modifications. Two powerful rocket motors drive the P-79 to a top speed of Mach 1.5 during its 20 minute endurance.

The wing has suffered the most interesting modification. It is now made with a titanium alloy to reinforce it from the strikes against aircraft, and comes with a monomolecular edge. You read that right, a monomolecular edge, which slices through most anything like an arc welder's torch through a slab of butter.

Crew: 1
Length: 4.27 m
Wingspan: 8.54 m
Height: 2.13 m
Empty weight: 2,650 kg
Loaded weight: 3,932 kg
Powerplant: 2× RD-2M-3G rockets
Thrust each: 15.1 kN

Maximum speed: Mach 1.5
Endurance: 20 minutes
Service ceiling: 15,200 m
Rate of climb: 2,310 m/min

Armament: 2 x 23mm Autocannons, Reinforced wing, 2 x Integral Stinger Missiles

Cost: $900,000 US

A kind of crazy way to do it. Perfect. The integral stingers would be perfect. We need 1000 of these things $900 million dollars.

tag for future reference

A kind of crazy way to do it. Perfect. The integral stingers would be perfect. We need 1000 of these things $900 million dollars.

Order approved. Stingers added. Enjoy.

I present..Speaker Pod Gamma
http://unsd.macrossroleplay.org/spgamma.jpg

It is basically a mecha sized missle, with a speaker (yes, you heard that right, a single, huge, speaker) for payload..

Wish I could take credit for that one, but it's from Macross-7.:D

Transmission from Ejército Popular de Liberación

We are willing to purchase following products from Major Dynamics:

* 1 Superheavy Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus
* 74 Heliofly VIII/62's
* 32 Sea Devil class Midget Amphibious Landcruiser

Total sum: 283,461,500 $

We humbly thank our comrades and wish good luck for their businesses in future!

- Fieldmarschal Eberardo Victorino de Albesino

Transmission from Ejército Popular de Liberación

We are willing to purchase following products from Major Dynamics:

* 1 Superheavy Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus
* 74 Heliofly VIII/62's
* 32 Sea Devil class Midget Amphibious Landcruiser

Total sum: 283,461,500 $

We humbly thank our comrades and wish good luck for their businesses in future!

- Fieldmarschal Eberardo Victorino de Albesino

Order approved! Enjoy!

i would like to purchase the rights to the Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte and i am willing to pay 10 times the amount for the actual amount for the P.1000 Ratte wich would amount to 10 bilion dollars.

also i would like to have 10 Heliofly VIII/62s and 10 M2010 'Flying Lemur' Flying Tanks
and 20 knife and sword guns to arm them... }:[] Muahahahahahahahahah!!!!

that will be 102927500$ if you are going to sell the p rattle, and 2927500 wihout it.

i would like to purchase the rights to the Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte and i am willing to pay 10 times the amount for the actual amount for the P.1000 Ratte wich would amount to 10 bilion dollars.

also i would like to have 10 Heliofly VIII/62s and 10 M2010 'Flying Lemur' Flying Tanks
and 20 knife and sword guns to arm them... }:[] Muahahahahahahahahah!!!!

that will be 102927500$ if you are going to sell the p rattle, and 2927500 wihout it.

We are unwilling to part with the plans for the Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte. They are so large that having more than 20 of them is a severe strain on the economy. It costs millions in upkeep per month. If you want more Rattes, buy them in bulk and then mothball them until they are needed.

We are unwilling to part with the plans for the Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte. They are so large that having more than 20 of them is a severe strain on the economy. It costs millions in upkeep per month. If you want more Rattes, buy them in bulk and then mothball them until they are needed.

ok, well change the order to ten rattes then, and i would like an estimate of how long it will take... and once each product is finnished would you please send it/ tell me so i can pick it up.

ok, well change the order to ten rattes then, and i would like an estimate of how long it will take... and once each product is finnished would you please send it/ tell me so i can pick it up.

It will take 7 years to complete your order.

thank you, the money has been wired.

Greatings, I am the Lord of Deffence for the Democratic Republic Of Thugorp. You may call me Ironieous. (OoC:finetic pun intended) Our government is intrested in purchasing many of your wares. However, first we have some inquirys we would like aprased.

1: would it be posibule for you to modify your knife-guns to be used as attachibl/dettachible bayonets for the barles of guns?

2: is it posibule for you to modify the hiliofly divises to be safer???

thank you we awate your respons.

Greatings, I am the Lord of Deffence for the Democratic Republic Of Thugorp. You may call me Ironieous. (OoC:finetic pun intended) Our government is intrested in purchasing many of your wares. However, first we have some inquirys we would like aprased.

1: would it be posibule for you to modify your knife-guns to be used as attachibl/dettachible bayonets for the barles of guns?

2: is it posibule for you to modify the hiliofly divises to be safer???

thank you we awate your respons.

OOC: I am shocked you are capable of spelling Democratic and Republic, but completely fail at everything else, including the spelling of Phonetic. My FireFox wants to know if you mean Kinetic.

1. The Knife-gun is a knife, it is upon the end user to design an attachment that can hold it, so yes, they will work fine for that purpose.

2. How can they be made safer? If you make them taller, they are too tall, and the axle becomes weak and easily bent.

i would like to buy 60,000 Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' Heavy Trooper's Rifle for $8.700,000

5,000 STG-72B 'Curie' Nuclear Tank for $376,000,000,000

(O.o.C.: I will have you know that I also spelled Thugorp correctly.)

From the office of the Lord of Defense of the Democratic Republic Of Thugorp: Greetings, thank you for your swift and helpful reply. We are interested in buying all of the following items.

624,000 knife-guns: 156,000,000 dollars:mp5:

104,000 sword-guns: 130,000,000 dollars:sniper:

Total: 1,595,000,000

I hope you will be able to meet our order

We would like to have a special order. We would like to modify a tank to carry a high pressure acid cannon for its main gun-- it would be similar to a water cannon, but instead of water it would spray acid. If possible could you electrify the acid, hopefully this won't explode (electric water cannon). The treads, the acid storage tanks, and the outer and inner shell would of course have to be coated with a corrosive resistant substance. This would be quite dangerous to handle, but I am sure it could be done. We would like ten of these to start.

Regards,

Strategos Sharp

i would like to buy 60,000 Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' Heavy Trooper's Rifle for $8.700,000

5,000 STG-72B 'Curie' Nuclear Tank for $376,000,000,000

Order approved, shipping, it will take 2 years to finish this order.

(O.o.C.: I will have you know that I also spelled Thugorp correctly.)

From the office of the Lord of Defense of the Democratic Republic Of Thugorp: Greetings, thank you for your swift and helpful reply. We are interested in buying all of the following items.

624,000 knife-guns: 156,000,000 dollars

104,000 sword-guns: 130,000,000 dollars

Total: 1,595,000,000

I hope you will be able to meet our order

Order approved, shipping in 4 months.

We would like to have a special order. We would like to modify a tank to carry a high pressure acid cannon for its main gun-- it would be similar to a water cannon, but instead of water it would spray acid. If possible could you electrify the acid, hopefully this won't explode (electric water cannon). The treads, the acid storage tanks, and the outer and inner shell would of course have to be coated with a corrosive resistant substance. This would be quite dangerous to handle, but I am sure it could be done. We would like ten of these to start.

Regards,

Strategos Sharp

We have surplus late model M67 "Zippos", based on the M48 Patton Platform with corrosion resistant tanks that might be suited for it. However, the engine will not be able to deliver sufficient current for the electrified acid cannons. However, to protect the tank, we are considering either a gold or tantalum coating for the entire tank, including free NBC suits for the pilots.

What do you think? We'll deliver a price estimate after we nail down the platform.

We would like gold electroplating for the tank. We are not sure how you could electroplate a tank, but it would be interesting to observe. We have plenty of money left in our government waste budget.

Regards,

Strategos Sharp

We would like gold electroplating for the tank. We are not sure how you could electroplate a tank, but it would be interesting to observe. We have plenty of money left in our government waste budget.

Regards,

Strategos Sharp

To put it simply, we are going to deposit, atom by atom, a layer of gold. It will take a while, but it will ensure that there are no leaks anywhere on the body. We try to hold our products to a high standard.

However, this adds a substantial cost to the tank. An extra $10 million per tank, to a total cost of $23 million US, with full acid tanks, corrosion resistant NBC suits and a nifty instruction manual for the system. We are also wondering if you want, we could install for free a thin layer of stainless steel that can be painted over to disguise the gold coating of the tank.

The minister of defense would like to buy

We wish for 20,000 Knife guns for a total of $5,000,000
We want 20,000 Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifle for 110,000,000
We also want a Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte for $1,000,000,000.


total: 1,115,000,000


The Bank of Greal will send you a check when you approve this.

The minister of defense would like to buy

We wish for 20,000 Knife guns for a total of $5,000,000
We want 20,000 Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifle for 110,000,000
We also want a Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte for $1,000,000,000.


total: 1,115,000,000


The Bank of Greal will send you a check when you approve this.

Order approved. We prefer electronic transfer than a physical paper that does the same thing.

we would also like to buy 700,000 'Wrist Breaker' Ultrahigh Caliber Pistols



for $700,000,000


total:$1,815,000,000, sent you the money! We might buy more stuff.



signed,


Minister of Defense: Clark Bent

No, we wish to demonstrate our military superiority and grand weapons these are for military parades displaying the pure might of the Commonalitarianism. A golden tank is the ultimate statement of military prowess. We are looking forward to displaying these ten tanks in full military parade on Founders Day.

Strategos Sharp

we would also like to buy 700,000 'Wrist Breaker' Ultrahigh Caliber Pistols



for $700,000,000


total:$1,815,000,000, sent you the money! We might buy more stuff.



signed,


Minister of Defense: Clark Bent

Order amended.

No, we wish to demonstrate our military superiority and grand weapons these are for military parades displaying the pure might of the Commonalitarianism. A golden tank is the ultimate statement of military prowess. We are looking forward to displaying these ten tanks in full military parade on Founders Day.

Strategos Sharp

Perhaps going out of your way to gold plate a Land Cruiser, or at least use Gold paint on it would be an even more powerful statement. I take it from this message that we should charge you for 10 tanks and begin immediate production and shipment?

We would also like to buy 5 I-600 Submersible Midget Submarine Carriers.




total: 5 billion

We would also like to buy 5 I-600 Submersible Midget Submarine Carriers.




total: 5 billion

Order approved.

Man, I spent alot of money at here today.

We are quite happy with custom acid tanks. These should go into immediate production and shipment.

Regards,

Strategos Sharp

We are quite happy with custom acid tanks. These should go into immediate production and shipment.

Regards,

Strategos Sharp

We await payment to begin shipment.

IC: The Greal Goverment would like to buy 7 Landcruiser P. 1500 Monsters for 9.1 billion.



signed,

Minister of Commerce: Alex Owens

IC: The Greal Goverment would like to buy 7 Landcruiser P. 1500 Monsters for 9.1 billion.



signed,

Minister of Commerce: Alex Owens

Order approved.

OOC: I don't mind the bumping, but it is kinda weird to answer 5 different request from the same person in the span of a few minutes.

IC:


The Bank of Greal has wired $15,915,000,000 to you


signed,


Minister of Commerce: Alex Owens

Here is your $230 million for 10 tanks plus another $5 million to expedite shipping, for a total price of $235 million.

Regards,

Strategos Sharp

oh yes I forgot to pay for the shipping, I wired another 10 million to ship it to Greal.

On behalf Of Lord Scharrer, this office would request 10 (ten) Landcruiser P. 1500, for 13 billion USD. On a related note, his Lordship would like to know the kind of support logistics behind such vehicles. They sound like they need quite alot. Upon confirmation, the 13 billion USD, will be wired to your accounts.

His loyal servent, Agent Sherman

OOC: An idea for your brilliant storefront: The nuclear hand grenade. Just pull the pin, throw, and run like hell! 20 second dely so the thrower can get inside a ready-dug deep hole!

Here is your $230 million for 10 tanks plus another $5 million to expedite shipping, for a total price of $235 million.

Regards,

Strategos Sharp

Order approved and shipped long ago. Due to a server error you have no received a prompt response. We apologize and have refunded you 4 million USD.

On behalf Of Lord Scharrer, this office would request 10 (ten) Landcruiser P. 1500, for 13 billion USD. On a related note, his Lordship would like to know the kind of support logistics behind such vehicles. They sound like they need quite alot. Upon confirmation, the 13 billion USD, will be wired to your accounts.

His loyal servent, Agent Sherman

Order approved.

The Thon Commonwealth would like to purchase the following:

2 Sea Devil class, Midget Amphibious Landcruiser which are $4.5 million US each

20 Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' Heavy Trooper's Rifle Cost: which are $1,450 US each

10 F-79C Flying Ram which are $900,000 US

totaling to the amount of:

$18,029,000

Money will paid to you in advance upon notification of order.
We look forward to the experimenting and future developments we may possibly gain from these purchases.

Any upgrades to the already listed items will be considered.

The Thon Commonwealth would like to purchase the following:

2 Sea Devil class, Midget Amphibious Landcruiser which are $4.5 million US each

20 Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' Heavy Trooper's Rifle Cost: which are $1,450 US each

10 F-79C Flying Ram which are $900,000 US

totaling to the amount of:

$18,029,000

Money will paid to you in advance upon notification of order.
We look forward to the experimenting and future developments we may possibly gain from these purchases.

Any upgrades to the already listed items will be considered.

Your order has been approved and will ship within the year.

The Democratic States of Bourgenstein would like to purchase 20,000 Mjolnir Heavy Trooper's Rifles, and 1,000 Sweet Sally Ultra High Caliber Rifles.

A cashiers check for $34,500,000 in enclosed.

We also wish to gain the production rights for the ammunition used for both of these guns, and wish to purchase a 10 year replacement parts contract for these weapons for a sum of $1,000,000 per year.

The Democratic States of Bourgenstein would like to purchase 20,000 Mjolnir Heavy Trooper's Rifles, and 1,000 Sweet Sally Ultra High Caliber Rifles.

A cashiers check for $34,500,000 in enclosed.

We also wish to gain the production rights for the ammunition used for both of these guns, and wish to purchase a 10 year replacement parts contract for these weapons for a sum of $1,000,000 per year.

Order approved.

And the production rights for the ammunition and we've included a 20 year replacement part contract for you.

The great nation of Logan and Ky would like to purchase 1500 of your STG-72B 'Curie' Nuclear Tanks for the price of 112.5 billion USD. We would, however, like to inquire into the legality of these devices in conventional warfare.

The great nation of Logan and Ky would like to purchase 1500 of your Curie nuclear tanks for the price of 112.5 billion USD. We would, however, like to inquire into the legality of these devices in conventional warfare.

The legality of these weapons in warfare is entirely subjective to the rules and treaties of the end user.

Your order has been approved.

Could a version of your 'Wrist Breaker' Ultrahigh Caliber Pistol be developed in 140mm (5.5inch)?

And maybe a 15inch naval shell-firing-version for officers.

Could a version of your 'Wrist Breaker' Ultrahigh Caliber Pistol be developed in 140mm (5.5inch)?

And maybe a 15inch naval shell-firing-version for officers.

You want a pistol that is much wider than most people's arms and would easily weigh over 3 dozen pounds?

*taps sign bearing storefront title*

Could a version of your 'Wrist Breaker' Ultrahigh Caliber Pistol be developed in 140mm (5.5inch)?

And maybe a 15inch naval shell-firing-version for officers.

*taps sign bearing storefront title*

The problem is that there are limits to metallurgy so we want to know the limits of what we can do. Can we put a stock on it? A wrist band? A reinforced armband?

A stock and a pistol grip would be nice...especially considering that the rounds are, at least for the 15inch, over a meter in length so, even barreless, it would be a rifle.

A handheld 15 inch gun? Yeah the recoil from that would probably not just break your arm, but break OFF your arm.

A stock and a pistol grip would be nice...especially considering that the rounds are, at least for the 15inch, over a meter in length so, even barreless, it would be a rifle.

UHG-9 "Big Stick"

Part of a deranged contract with the Antigr Navy to produce a 'Rifle' in the 140mm calibre, the UHG-9 was one of 15 prototypes. The UHG-9 was the only rifle put into production that didn't explode violently. Equipped with an arm strap, locked into an entire chest strap along with a massive shoulder stock and merges the whole thing together, the UHG-9 is usable if you are a 300 pound bodybuilder and are in the prone position. Otherwise, it is near suicidal to use.

The UHG-9 is mechanically a spigot mortar firing an oversized 140mm shell. After firing it rapidly attains its maximum speed of 400fps and only has a range of 75yds. Please do not use. Major Dynamics is not responsible for injury sustained by this weapon.

Weight: 131.7 lb
Length: 39 in
Muzzle velocity: 400 fps
Effective range: 75yds
Maximum range: 150yds
Filling: HEAT
Filling weight: 3 lb
Fuse: Impact

$3,500 US

We would like to purchase:
100,000,000 Knive Guns
50,000,000 Wrist Breakers
Money will be sent following approval

We would like to purchase:
100,000,000 Knive Guns
50,000,000 Wrist Breakers
Money will be sent following approval

Order approved.

The Imperium of Belkaros would like to purchase the following weapons for testing and deployment with our genetically engineered Centurion units. Their unique muscle and bone structure, paired with their weight and stature, they may be the ideal candidates for some of these weapons. The money for these weapons will arrive with this request.

4,000 STG-XX "Mjolinr" Heavy Trooper Rifles w/Grenade Launcher
5,800,000 USD

1,000 Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifles
5,500,000 USD

1,000 Wristbreaker Pistols
1,000,000 USD

100 UGH "Big Stick"
350,000 USD

Thank You.

The Imperium of Belkaros would like to purchase the following weapons for testing and deployment with our genetically engineered Centurion units. Their unique muscle and bone structure, paired with their weight and stature, they may be the ideal candidates for some of these weapons. The money for these weapons will arrive with this request.

4,000 STG-XX "Mjolinr" Heavy Trooper Rifles w/Grenade Launcher
5,800,000 USD

1,000 Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifles
5,500,000 USD

1,000 Wristbreaker Pistols
1,000,000 USD

100 UGH "Big Stick"
350,000 USD

Thank You.

Order approved.

UHG-9 "Big Stick"

Part of a deranged contract with the Antigr Navy to produce a 'Rifle' in the 140mm calibre, the UHG-9 was one of 15 prototypes. The UHG-9 was the only rifle put into production that didn't explode violently. Equipped with an arm strap, locked into an entire chest strap along with a massive shoulder stock and merges the whole thing together, the UHG-9 is usable if you are a 300 pound bodybuilder and are in the prone position. Otherwise, it is near suicidal to use.

The UHG-9 is mechanically a spigot mortar firing an oversized 140mm shell. After firing it rapidly attains its maximum speed of 400fps and only has a range of 75yds. Please do not use. Major Dynamics is not responsible for injury sustained by this weapon.

Weight: 131.7 lb
Length: 39 in
Muzzle velocity: 400 fps
Effective range: 75yds
Maximum range: 150yds
Filling: HEAT
Filling weight: 3 lb
Fuse: Impact

$3,500 US

I think I'll take 100,000, please. $350,000,000 it is, Plus a $10 tip.

Death toll after a 48-hour trial session: 764

I think I'll take 100,000, please. $350,000,000 it is, Plus a $10 tip.

Death toll after a 48-hour trial session: 764

Order approved.

KOTI will purchase this item

100x: Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte

100 bil wired

KOTI will purchase this item

100x: Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte

100 bil wired

Order approved.

KOTI will purchase the following

100x: I-500 Submersible Carrier

$[/[SIZE="1"]100.000.000.000˙

KOTI will purchase the following

100x: I-500 Submersible Carrier

$[/[SIZE="1"]100.000.000.000˙

Order approved.

Am I correct?

Which is a great book,

but why would you choose to post those for sale ?

Am I correct?

Which is a great book,

but why would you choose to post those for sale ?

*Taps storefront sign*

OOC: Who died and made Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' 'impractical'? Heavier-caliber full-auto rifles are deployed IRL.

OOC: Who died and made Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' 'impractical'? Heavier-caliber full-auto rifles are deployed IRL.

8x55mm Full Auto Rifle with an SMG and a Grenade Launcher on it is practical? Then I'd like to see this IRL full auto rifle that is so utterly decked out like this and fires such a large round. This is more of a machine gun than anything else.

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KOTI wishes to purchase the following owing to a military buildup in our region:

100x: Landcruiser P. 1500 Monster

$130.000.000 has been wired

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KOTI wishes to purchase the following owing to a military buildup in our region:

100x: Landcruiser P. 1500 Monster

$130.000.000 has been wired

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Order approved.

Your order has been approved and will ship within the year.

The Commonwealth of the Thon thanks you for your business and has sent you $18,029,000 in your currency via personal delivery from Logothete Hakan's personal aide Alana.

just for kicks, why not design an man portable flak cannon,

I have always wanted one

just for kicks, why not design an man portable flak cannon,

I have always wanted one

SIRR-1M Flak Gun

This Mokastanan requested weapon is meant for man portable cheap air defense. At its heart a 155mm Recoilless Rifle, it's primary use is as a cheap shoulder mounted antiaircraft weapon. With a ceiling of only 1000m, it can easily intercept low flying strike aircraft and helicopters.

It's deadliest use is as a ground to ground weapon against massed infantry and lightly armored vehicles. With its appreciable range of 2 kilometers it's real beauty is its ammunition.

The cartridge consists of an aluminum cartridge case crimped to an aluminum canister with a proximity fuse leading to a thin cylinder of high explosive in the center of the canister. The canister consists of a thin-walled, deep-drawn, scored aluminum body which contains a payload of 2400 eight-grain (0.5 g), low-drag, fin-stabilized, steel-wire flechettes. When the fuze detects a large target it detonates showering the area in flechettes. However the fuze cannot distinguish between a helicopter, a tree or a scout car.

A 20 ton compact plutonium implosion device warhead with a lethal radiation surge range of (<10,000 rem) within 150 m, and a probably fatal dose (~600 rem) within 400 meters. This 35 kilogram bomb only has a range of 1 kilometer and its explosive radius can kill the operators if they're not firing from an entrenched position. The bomb itself must be loaded from the front and a special launching charge would set it off before an internal rocket would provide a final kick.

Weight(unloaded, with sight): 37 kg
Length: 1,746 mm
Caliber: 155 mm
Muzzle velocity: 213 m/s
Maximum range: 2,100 m

$45,000

Nuclear warheads: $4 million each

(ooc this place could have been made for my drug crazed paranoid high king :) )

From the desk of High King Axman Of Axmanland

Greetings, impressed greatly by the forward looking nature of your company and its ability to think outside the box the August person of the High King would like to place the following orders.

1 million knife guns for 250 mill
10 thousand sword guns for 12.5 mill
1000 Wrist Breakers for 1 mill
10 Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte for 10 bill
5 Landcruiser P. 1500 Monster for 6.5 bill
100 Sea Devil class, Midget Amphibious Landcruiser for 100 mill
5 Rose Island class Amphibious Landcruiser for 950 mill
and 2 each of I-500 Submersible Carrier and I-600 Submersible Midget Submarine Carriers for 4 bill

for a grand total of 21362500000 NS (twenty one billion three hundred and sixty two and a half million NS)

(its good to be a mad king sometimes)

P.S do the carriers come with planes?

ooc: I IS IN HEAVEN!!!!!!
IC:

we would lile to purchase.
Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifle x 600,000 for.. devensive purposes.

To: Sales Department, Major Dynamics,


We have been reading your catalogue mostly with bemusement at strange ideas that you humans (Yourselves are human, yes?) can come up with.

SIRR-1M Flak Gun looks as though it could be useful to us, however, for example in anti-wyvern operations. We would therefore like to order eight of these weapons, so that we can try them out.
We would also like to order quantity of ammunition for these guns, of course, but only 'conventional' type rather than nuclear warheads. Initial order will be 512 rounds, or as close to this as your packing system allows: What is cost for this?
Full payment for guns and ammunition will be sent as soon as price for ammunition has been quoted and exchange rate has been calculated. Would you perhaps accept some quantity of Maple Syrup for this purpose?


Best wishes, and many fishes,
from

Harro Sun-Blesséd,
Chairbear of Committtee for Tiger,
High Council of Clans,
Confederated Clans of Free Bears of Bears Armed.

(ooc this place could have been made for my drug crazed paranoid high king :) )

From the desk of High King Axman Of Axmanland

Greetings, impressed greatly by the forward looking nature of your company and its ability to think outside the box the August person of the High King would like to place the following orders.

1 million knife guns for 250 mill
10 thousand sword guns for 12.5 mill
1000 Wrist Breakers for 1 mill
10 Landcruiser P.1000 Ratte for 10 bill
5 Landcruiser P. 1500 Monster for 6.5 bill
100 Sea Devil class, Midget Amphibious Landcruiser for 100 mill
5 Rose Island class Amphibious Landcruiser for 950 mill
and 2 each of I-500 Submersible Carrier and I-600 Submersible Midget Submarine Carriers for 4 bill

for a grand total of 21362500000 NS (twenty one billion three hundred and sixty two and a half million NS)

(its good to be a mad king sometimes)

P.S do the carriers come with planes?

Order approved, and the carriers do not come with their complement of planes or submarines.

ooc: I IS IN HEAVEN!!!!!!
IC:

we would lile to purchase.
Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifle x 600,000 for.. devensive purposes.

Order approved.

To: Sales Department, Major Dynamics,


We have been reading your catalogue mostly with bemusement at strange ideas that you humans (Yourselves are human, yes?) can come up with.

SIRR-1M Flak Gun looks as though it could be useful to us, however, for example in anti-wyvern operations. We would therefore like to order eight of these weapons, so that we can try them out.
We would also like to order quantity of ammunition for these guns, of course, but only 'conventional' type rather than nuclear warheads. Initial order will be 512 rounds, or as close to this as your packing system allows: What is cost for this?
Full payment for guns and ammunition will be sent as soon as price for ammunition has been quoted and exchange rate has been calculated. Would you perhaps accept some quantity of Maple Syrup for this purpose?


Best wishes, and many fishes,
from

Harro Sun-Blesséd,
Chairbear of Committtee for Tiger,
High Council of Clans,
Confederated Clans of Free Bears of Bears Armed.

Order approved.

All orders of weapons come with plans on how to make the ammunition in your own factories, however we can subcontract out an initial order of rounds to be shipped with your order if you are willing to pay an extra $51,200.

Maple syrup is not acceptable and all major currencies can be used, though we prefer USD transfer.

OOC: Remember that deranged UHG-9 'Big Stick' you designed for me? How about a version in fifteen-inch with some kind of body harness (called the 'Lemming')? I'll draw the pic. Thanks again.

OOC: Remember that deranged UHG-9 'Big Stick' you designed for me? How about a version in fifteen-inch with some kind of body harness (called the 'Lemming')? I'll draw the pic. Thanks again.

OOC: Only if you help me be idiosyncratic and purposely esoteric: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=13923236&posted=1#post13923236

UHG-1000NG 381mm Man Portable Gun "Lemming"

Increasingly deranged requests by Antigr resulted in this untested weapon being pushed out the door. It is a type of Recoilless Gun with a massive bipod hanging on it and strapped to the chest. An array of pipes that wrap around the body guide the propellant thrust away. The thick walls of the gun hopefully will prevent utter destruction upon firing.

The massive bomb fired only has a range of a few dozen meters and will quickly immolate the user along with anything nearby. A tactical nuclear warhead was also developed for this incase just blowing yourself up with conventional explosives was not enough.

$1 million

FROM: Mokastana Bureau of Secret Actions
TO: World's most impractical weapons storefront

While we do find many of your designs entertaining at best, many of them are very viable in the world of deception and confusion, while others would just look cool hanging on walls or mounted. Therefore we have an order for you.

100 Knife Gun $25,000
100 Sword Gun $125,000
20 'Wrist Breaker' Ultrahigh Caliber Pistol $20,000
20 Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' Heavy Trooper's Rifle $29,000
20 Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifle $110,000
400 SIRR-1M Flak Gun $18,000,000
20 Nuclear warheads $80,000,000

Total:

$98,309,000

OOC:I almost died laughing rofl. I couldn't even get through your entire storefront lmao. Very nice job, love the nuclear warhead firing aa hehe.

FROM: Mokastana Bureau of Secret Actions
TO: World's most impractical weapons storefront

While we do find many of your designs entertaining at best, many of them are very viable in the world of deception and confusion, while others would just look cool hanging on walls or mounted. Therefore we have an order for you.

100 Knife Gun $25,000
100 Sword Gun $125,000
20 'Wrist Breaker' Ultrahigh Caliber Pistol $20,000
20 Stg-XX 'Mjolnir' Heavy Trooper's Rifle $29,000
20 Steel Sally Ultrahigh Caliber Rifle $110,000
400 SIRR-1M Flak Gun $18,000,000
20 Nuclear warheads $80,000,000

Total:

$98,309,000

Order approved. The nuclear warheads will take some time as we fill the necessary paperwork, maybe a year.

OOC:I almost died laughing rofl. I couldn't even get through your entire storefront lmao. Very nice job, love the nuclear warhead firing aa hehe.

*taps storefront sign*

OOC: This is my new playground.

IC:


ANTIGRAN MILITARY TRANSMISSION
The United Royal Kingdom of Antigr


To: Whom it may concern
From: The Royal Army Ordnance Commission

We request the purchase of seventy thousand of your new UHG-1000NG 381mm Man Portable Gun 'Lemming' for, uh...experimental purposes. Rest assured these will, erm...not be used in any way that could violate Health and Safety regulations. At all. Ever. Just take your $70,000,000,000 and GIVE US THE LEMMINGS

Thank you.

We thank you, the money ois being wired to you along with a bottle of maple syrup.

OOC: This is my new playground.

IC:


ANTIGRAN MILITARY TRANSMISSION
The United Royal Kingdom of Antigr


To: Whom it may concern
From: The Royal Army Ordnance Commission

We request the purchase of seventy thousand of your new UHG-1000NG 381mm Man Portable Gun 'Lemming' for, uh...experimental purposes. Rest assured these will, erm...not be used in any way that could violate Health and Safety regulations. At all. Ever. Just take your $70,000,000,000 and GIVE US THE LEMMINGS

Thank you.

Order approved. It is not the job of Major Dynamics to question the intention of its customers.

OOC: Looking for your personal fantasy fulfilled? Come to us!

If you're looking for less deranged products, the Leafanistani Integrated Storefront has what you need at deep discounts.

OOC:Please don't advertise on eachothers storefronts, unless you have permission. BTW, I have an idea, that just wouldn't fit into my storefront....


IC:
We wish to purchase ten SIRR-1M Flak Gun, for $450,000. We find that using a rifle to hunt ducks, just isn't enough. To supplement this, we wish for 20 rounds of nuclear explosives, so as to go fishing. The total comes $40,450,000. This will be wired upon approval, and none of it is stolen. Really!

OOC:Please don't advertise on eachothers storefronts, unless you have permission. BTW, I have an idea, that just wouldn't fit into my storefront....


IC:
We wish to purchase ten SIRR-1M Flak Gun, for $450,000. We find that using a rifle to hunt ducks, just isn't enough. To supplement this, we wish for 20 rounds of nuclear explosives, so as to go fishing. The total comes $40,450,000. This will be wired upon approval, and none of it is stolen. Really!

Order approved with nukes. Let us wrangle the paperwork.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/jedierrant/bardgun.jpg

From the desk of Andrew Bard, CEO, Bard Gun Company,
To Major Dynamics, Impratical Weapons Sales Division
Regarding the Purchase of the SIRR-1M Flak Gun

To whom it may concern, dear ma'am or sir;

You cannot begin to understand how excited I am to find another leader in the much overlooked and belittled field of Novelty Arms. More over I am glad to see someone push our field to the fore of public recognition and garner such success as you have.

I am chagrined to say that I am no where near the positon or ability to match or evne challenge you due to exclusivity agreements between my government and Bard Gun Company. I do however hope to give you a run for your money with such products as the Collapsible Combat Ruler, the Feline Tank Muzzle Masquer, and the High Potassium-Enriched Banana Incediary Munition.

But alas, my flights of fancy are for another day. I would care to purchase thirteen SIRR-1M Flak Guns at a price of 5,850,000 USD. We plan to utilize your magnificent recoiless rifle system, to test the feasibility of some of our Cruel and Unusual Detonations Division's newest explosive charges. I also think these will function well in deter any torch and pitchfork bearing mobs that might threaten the premise of Bard Gun Company.

Thank you very much,

Andrew Bard
CEO, Bard Gun Company

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/jedierrant/bardgun.jpg

From the desk of Andrew Bard, CEO, Bard Gun Company,
To Major Dynamics, Impratical Weapons Sales Division
Regarding the Purchase of the SIRR-1M Flak Gun

To whom it may concern, dear ma'am or sir;

You cannot begin to understand how excited I am to find another leader in the much overlooked and belittled field of Novelty Arms. More over I am glad to see someone push our field to the fore of public recognition and garner such success as you have.

I am chagrined to say that I am no where near the positon or ability to match or evne challenge you due to exclusivity agreements between my government and Bard Gun Company. I do however hope to give you a run for your money with such products as the Collapsible Combat Ruler, the Feline Tank Muzzle Masquer, and the High Potassium-Enriched Banana Incediary Munition.

But alas, my flights of fancy are for another day. I would care to purchase thirteen SIRR-1M Flak Guns at a price of 5,850,000 USD. We plan to utilize your magnificent recoiless rifle system, to test the feasibility of some of our Cruel and Unusual Detonations Division's newest explosive charges. I also think these will function well in deter any torch and pitchfork bearing mobs that might threaten the premise of Bard Gun Company.

Thank you very much,

Andrew Bard
CEO, Bard Gun Company

Order approved, competition is the heart of capitalism.

All orders of weapons come with plans on how to make the ammunition in your own factories, however we can subcontract out an initial order of rounds to be shipped with your order if you are willing to pay an extra $51,200.

Maple syrup is not acceptable and all major currencies can be used, though we prefer USD transfer.


To: Sales Department, Major Dynamics,


We are understanding regretfully your insistence on payment in 'USD' or another such internationally-used currency, rather than in kind, and have now acquired sufficient 'USD' to pay for goods that we are ordering from you. Bankers' draft for specified sum is therefore enclosed with this letter. I confirm order for the 512 rounds of [conventional] ammunition for these guns, as Smithfolk inform me is not worth setting up production line here while weapon is still at evaluation stage.

Best wishes, and many fishes,
from

Harro Sun-Blesséd,
Chairbear of Committtee for Tiger,
High Council of Clans,
Confederated Clans of Free Bears of Bears Armed.

Order approved.

(OOC: Hope that I'm not reviving a dead thread.)

We wish to buy:

820 "Wrist Breakers" with 100 rounds of ammo each,
820 UHG-900s with enough ammo for 100 clips,
2,014,000 Knife Guns.

We wish to know if the UHG-900 and Wrist Breaker's stocks are detachable and if the UHG-900s and Wrist Breakers can do full auto before ordering. If not, we would gladly pay more for them to be auto.

Total (Without extra): $507,190,000

We will pay the logistic costs after the cargo is delivered.

(OOC: Hope that I'm not reviving a dead thread.)

We wish to buy:

820 "Wrist Breakers" with 100 rounds of ammo each,
820 UHG-900s with enough ammo for 100 clips,
2,014,000 Knife Guns.

We wish to know if the UHG-900 and Wrist Breaker's stocks are detachable and if the UHG-900s and Wrist Breakers can do full auto before ordering. If not, we would gladly pay more for them to be auto.

Total (Without extra): $507,190,000

We will pay the logistic costs after the cargo is delivered.

Order approved. And the UHG-900 cannot be fired full auto, the recoil was deemed too great.

Hmm... how much extra would it cost to modify the UHG-900 to have auto? Also, we wish to know if the stocks are detachable for both weapons. We require the UHG-900 to have full auto as our military thrives on more dakka. We expect quality as we have busted nearly half of our military budget on these.

Also, what will the costs be for delivery?

Hmm... how much extra would it cost to modify the UHG-900 to have auto? Also, we wish to know if the stocks are detachable for both weapons. We require the UHG-900 to have full auto as our military thrives on more dakka. We expect quality as we have busted nearly half of our military budget on these.

Also, what will the costs be for delivery?

It's either UHG-9 or UHG-1000, regardless both are front loading weapons, and a redesign would require making an autoloader, and spending millions in R&D costs to make something that is an entirely different gun. It's better to commission an entirely new weapon.

Hmmm... Ah well, we can deal with that.

Speaking of commissioning new weapons, could the gun knives be fitted with a monomolecular edge? We are worried that in the event that one of our soldiers are backed up against a titanium wall, he wouldn't be able to escape.

*Bump*

We wish to order 1,000,000 knife guns.

250,000,000 dollars will be transferred upon arrival of goods.

OOC: Though judging by the last activity date, I might as well manufacture it myself.

We wish to know if you do custom orders. We are looking for a lightweight, ultra-low caliber rifle. It should have semi-auto, three round burst, and full automatic firing modes, and a folding stock. We want the ammo to be as light as possible also, so if there is anything you can do for that. Now, finally, we wish to know if we can get it with faux wood as possible. It should have a shoulder strap, and bipod. Also, we would like squad automatic weapon, and sniper rifle variants using the same cartridge. We would be ever so grateful if you could create such a weapon for our forces.

We wish to order 1,000,000 knife guns.

250,000,000 dollars will be transferred upon arrival of goods.

OOC: Though judging by the last activity date, I might as well manufacture it myself.

Hmmm... Ah well, we can deal with that.

Speaking of commissioning new weapons, could the gun knives be fitted with a monomolecular edge? We are worried that in the event that one of our soldiers are backed up against a titanium wall, he wouldn't be able to escape.

The first order will be filled. As for a monomolecular edge, that would push expenses well into the billions, and despite how sharp it might be, the soldier must still present the strength to be able to actually cut with it, not just momentarily stab it into the wall.

We wish to know if you do custom orders. We are looking for a lightweight, ultra-low caliber rifle. It should have semi-auto, three round burst, and full automatic firing modes, and a folding stock. We want the ammo to be as light as possible also, so if there is anything you can do for that. Now, finally, we wish to know if we can get it with faux wood as possible. It should have a shoulder strap, and bipod. Also, we would like squad automatic weapon, and sniper rifle variants using the same cartridge. We would be ever so grateful if you could create such a weapon for our forces.

Would .117 calibre be fine?

The first order will be filled. As for a monomolecular edge, that would push expenses well into the billions, and despite how sharp it might be, the soldier must still present the strength to be able to actually cut with it, not just momentarily stab it into the wall.



Would .117 calibre be fine?

We were thinking something around 2.7 mm. Also, we would like these weapons to be easy to use, clean, assemble, and disassemble in the field.

Impractical weapon submission:

X430 Squad Emplacement Weapon

Specifications:

Calibre: 14mm X 100mm SAP/I/HE (Semi-Armor Piercing/Incendiary/ High Explosive)

Range: In excess of 2000 m under ideal conditions.

Muzzle Velocity: 3400 fps

Length: 9' 4''

Height: 2' 6''

Weight: 57 lbs unloaded and without tripod mount.

Description: A squad support emplacement weapon like no other, the X430 is designed to offer total destruction and total impunity from infantry attack. The unique 14mm X 100mm SAP/I/HE rounds offer maximum range and destruction, able to tear through all body armors and most APC armors, and even cause significant damage to light tanks! In addition, a single round can tear through multiple well-armored enemy combatants before exploding, killing or seriously maiming each one due to hydrostatic overpressure and the simple large caliber of the rounds. The only disadvantages are that the weapon is so heavy that at least two if not three soldiers will have to carry it full-time. In addition, the recoil is so great that the front of the barrel had to be weighted and both a central tripod and forward bipod mount had to be added on to ensure consistent accuracy. In addition, the shoulder stock contributes largely to the length of the weapon, at 3' 4'' long, it has a very large airspring/cushion on the end of the stock, so that the trooper firing the weapon would not break his shoulder after several shots. But with the equivalent firepower of an antitank rifle, and extremely long range, this weapon is sure to give your soldiers an extra reach and offensive or defensive capability on the battlefield.

Price: US $6420.00

We were thinking something around 2.7 mm. Also, we would like these weapons to be easy to use, clean, assemble, and disassemble in the field.

Would you mind an AK style action and layout with a high capacity helical magazine?

Impractical weapon submission:

X430 Squad Emplacement Weapon

Specifications:

Calibre: 14mm X 100mm SAP/I/HE (Semi-Armor Piercing/Incendiary/ High Explosive)

Range: In excess of 2000 m under ideal conditions.

Muzzle Velocity: 3400 fps

Length: 9' 4''

Height: 2' 6''

Weight: 57 lbs unloaded and without tripod mount.

Description: A squad support emplacement weapon like no other, the X430 is designed to offer total destruction and total impunity from infantry attack. The unique 14mm X 100mm SAP/I/HE rounds offer maximum range and destruction, able to tear through all body armors and most APC armors, and even cause significant damage to light tanks! In addition, a single round can tear through multiple well-armored enemy combatants before exploding, killing or seriously maiming each one due to hydrostatic overpressure and the simple large caliber of the rounds. The only disadvantages are that the weapon is so heavy that at least two if not three soldiers will have to carry it full-time. In addition, the recoil is so great that the front of the barrel had to be weighted and both a central tripod and forward bipod mount had to be added on to ensure consistent accuracy. In addition, the shoulder stock contributes largely to the length of the weapon, at 3' 4'' long, it has a very large airspring/cushion on the end of the stock, so that the trooper firing the weapon would not break his shoulder after several shots. But with the equivalent firepower of an antitank rifle, and extremely long range, this weapon is sure to give your soldiers an extra reach and offensive or defensive capability on the battlefield.

Price: US $6420.00

The WWII PTRS fires a larger bullet, and there are 20mm man portable rifles out there. Sou'frica manufactures a 20mm/14.5mm Sniper Rifle currently.

The WWII PTRS fires a larger bullet, and there are 20mm man portable rifles out there. Sou'frica manufactures a 20mm/14.5mm Sniper Rifle currently.
Not to mention my 35 mm "man-cannon", which BTW, does have an optional tripod...
Not that your company seemed interested in that particular configuration...

Not to mention my 35 mm "man-cannon", which BTW, does have an optional tripod...
Not that your company seemed interested in that particular configuration...

OOC: Lets keep the self inserts and personal talk elsewhere.

OOC: Lets keep the self inserts and personal talk elsewhere.

Can I try pitching a "rifle-grenade" for said "rifle" of equally epic proportions for those folks too lazy to lug around infantry mortars AND light cannons?

Or is that "too useful/practical" again?

Lol, infantry-portable spigot gun-mortar...
Fired from shoulder in the advertisement photoes, no less...

...

I'd have to re-bore my grenades to 35 mm Chinese-stock though...

Can I try pitching a "rifle-grenade" for said "rifle" of equally epic proportions for those folks too lazy to lug around infantry mortars AND light cannons?

Or is that "too useful/practical" again?

Lol, infantry-portable spigot gun-mortar...
Fired from shoulder in the advertisement photoes, no less...

...

I'd have to re-bore my grenades to 35 mm Chinese-stock though...

How about an obscenely long rifle grenade that triggers a rocket upon firing. Can you make it for the 8mm Bolt? The bullet pokes the thing and then it rushes out, proceeding to cover the user with flames. Give it little wings for stability and it'll be <3.

How about an obscenely long rifle grenade that triggers a rocket upon firing. Can you make it for the 8mm Bolt? The bullet pokes the thing and then it rushes out, proceeding to cover the user with flames. Give it little wings for stability and it'll be <3.
The Germans already did that in WW2, it had a range of 120 meters...

Would you mind an AK style action and layout with a high capacity helical magazine?



The WWII PTRS fires a larger bullet, and there are 20mm man portable rifles out there. Sou'frica manufactures a 20mm/14.5mm Sniper Rifle currently.

Is there anyway it could have a barrel? So it could fire two bullets simultaneously, while maintaining accuracy, so that the two bullets would generally hit near each other.

The Germans already did that in WW2, it had a range of 120 meters...

OOC: I'm talking about something that slips onto the end of a standard rifle. Unless the Germans are much more creative than I knew which means you must link me.

Is there anyway it could have a barrel? So it could fire two bullets simultaneously, while maintaining accuracy, so that the two bullets would generally hit near each other.

OOC: Now we're talking. Lets go for the full Monty, 3 barrels.

AMW-145-2A "Bull" Triple Barrel Antimateriel/Antipersonnel Designated Marksman Rifle

With two 14.5mm Barrels that can be fired simultaneously or one by one with a quick followup shot, the AMW-145-2A can rapidly devastate a light armored target. For softer work or self defense, the third barrel can fire up to 10 rounds of 7.62x54mm rounds in 2 round bursts.

To reduce the enormous recoil this weapon produces, it requires an odd firing position, because there are two counter-reactive rear facing barrels. Upon firing one or both of the barrels, some of the hot gases produced are siphoned off and redirected to create backblast which counters the recoil felt. This mechanism, along with a massive muzzle brake, makes felt recoil comparable to smaller sniper rifles. However the huge rifle needs to be held specially to avoid burning the user's face with hot gases unless your army has developed fireproof faces.

A special electronic sight has to be fitted to compensate for the fact there are 3 barrels. The daysight with limited night vision capabilities has a laser rangefinder, a ballistic calculator, and up to 3 reticules on the eyepiece to show where each gun's rounds would land. This can be modified to show any combination of the guns.

Calibres: 14.5x114mm R, 7.62x54mm R
Operation: Manual Bolt Action, Gas Operated Rotating Bolt (Select Fire)
Barrels Length: 1300mm, 570mm
Total Length: 2400mm
Feed Mechanism: Dual Detachable 3 round magazines, 10 round magazine
Weight: 57.7kg
Maximum Effective Range: 2.3+km, 350m
Cost: $23,000

I would like to purchase:
8X flying tanks
501X heliapacks
100X .80 caliber AR's
30X swordguns
total: $226,658,750 USD
thank you!

I would like to purchase:
8X flying tanks
501X heliapacks
100X .80 caliber AR's
30X swordguns
total: $226,658,750 USD
thank you!

Order approved.

We would like to offer a "SUBMACOPTER" to this storefront.

A U-boat with retractable propellers on it! Yeah!

You have the Landcruiser. You have an amphibious Landcruiser. Why not just get a submarine Landcruiser?

http://lh6.ggpht.com/abramsv/SEY3F4OsNLI/AAAAAAAATaw/snl6ulIHloI/s800/tank%2002.jpg


But for serious consideration, here it is: a mobile artillery spotter's tower:

http://davidszondy.com/future/war/pogo.jpg

We would like to offer a "SUBMACOPTER" to this storefront.

A U-boat with retractable propellers on it! Yeah!

OOC: I do not accept ideas from pretentious webcomics.

You have the Landcruiser. You have an amphibious Landcruiser. Why not just get a submarine Landcruiser?

http://lh6.ggpht.com/abramsv/SEY3F4OsNLI/AAAAAAAATaw/snl6ulIHloI/s800/tank%2002.jpg


But for serious consideration, here it is: a mobile artillery spotter's tower:

http://davidszondy.com/future/war/pogo.jpg

OOC: There's a midget submarine landcruiser. I should make a larger one.