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Turmoil in British Londinium

British Londinium
06-12-2006, 03:14
BBC World Service, 7 December

In an unexpected move today, the Emperor and Empress of British Londinium banned all forms of religion.

The Prætorian Guard has been reported to have been executing those who fail to renounce religion, and main battle tanks have been shelling religious buildings.

More news on this story shall be released during the 1800 hrs broadcast.
Camgo
06-12-2006, 03:34
Offical Statment from Camgo

The nation of Camgo would like to congratulate the Emperor and Empress of British Londinium on there succuses of getting rid of the religion in their country.
British Londinium
06-12-2006, 03:36
Kensington Times

Executions continued today, with ten thousand Christians gassed in the north, and a Hindu temple destroyed by cruise missiles.
Nova Aquaria
06-12-2006, 04:42
OOC: Noo! now I must put you on probation in GAILWN. I won't invade, but I must do this:

IC:
The Emperor of Nova Aquaria requests you cease and desist of the murder of innocent people for their religion. We will take them. Please, let us have them. We will save those you will kill. Our nations are allied, but for this to remain so, we must insist that you stop the sensless murders; and let us have those who practice religion. They will be safe here, and out of your way.
Granate
06-12-2006, 04:46
OOC: Granate World Police Force has a nice ring to it.
Nova Brittanica
06-12-2006, 04:49
Official Diplomatic Telegram
To: British Londinium
From: Nova Brittanica
Stop this foolishness at once! You're wasting lives that could be much more wisely used. My nation suggests you do as we do and draft all confirmed theists who are fifteen or older. This will keep you from being put on probation in the alliance, keep the enemies from having an excuse to "liberate" you, and strengthen your military.
Latidia
06-12-2006, 04:50
Now, going back to Latidia: only a couple of hours after the government of British Londinium passed it's ban on all forms of religion, hundreds of heated citizens protested outside the said country's embassy not only for the law itself, but for the treatment fellow Christians are receiving. Some have even tried to break their way into the offices swinging clubs and other forms of improvised weaponry.

When interviewed about the government’s reaction to this controversial law, he stated, "This law and the methods for enforcing it are barbaric. The slaughter of innocent people who’s only crime was exercising their natural right of worshiping God should be severely condemned by the international community.

When asked about the riots in the streets, he answered, It's right to protest against unfair laws. However, we have in the area police forces watching this doesn't go out of control and to avoid any undesirable damage to the embassy or it's personnel.

We are on hold for an official statement from Palace.
British Londinium
06-12-2006, 04:51
BBC World Service report


Explosions shook Kensington today as bombs went off, killing four thousand. The Religious Preservation Army, a group devoted to keeping religion in British Londinium, claimed responsibility for the attack.

"This is deplorable," announced the Emperor. "All measures will be taken to stop the RPA."

Religious individuals who wish to depart have been granted leave to do so by the government; the deadline for penalty-free evacuation is three days from today. After that, all religious individuals will be arrested for sedition.
South Lizasauria
06-12-2006, 04:55
IC:

Transmission from South Lizasauria's paranormal/supernatural INTEL division:

Our research in religion has found that it can sharpen people's minds and even give them superhuman abilities, to murder such people is a crime against humanity! We will aid you in destroying dangerous cults that eat babis and strap bombs to their own chests but senselssly murdereing living scientific miracles? I suggest you build special temples in which they can worship, with agents and scientists with them to study them, this could boost your military.
British Londinium
06-12-2006, 04:57
OOC: Wow....stereotyping!
IC:

The Britannic Empire is well equipped to handle the theist threat. Thank you.
British Londinium
06-12-2006, 04:59
BBC World Service broadcast

Londinian troops clashed with RPA forces this morning, with a division of RPA soldiers defeating the Londinian battalion. Video footage of the one hundred PoWs being executed was released.
South Lizasauria
06-12-2006, 05:22
OOC: Wow....stereotyping!
IC:

The Britannic Empire is well equipped to handle the theist threat. Thank you.

OOC: Thats what the South Lizasaurians would do, I should have told you that on OOC, sorry...
Raithal
06-12-2006, 06:03
The Commonwealth of Raithal can not, in good conscience, proceed into an alliance as bigoted, narrow-minded, and murderous as this. There is no greater crime than a government murdering its own people. The Lord General and his staff will withdraw from your nation at once, we ask only that our flight be allowed safe passage through your airspace to retrieve our people, and we will sever all contact with your government afterwards.

- King James Seyek, First King of the Second Commonwealth
Maraque
06-12-2006, 06:32
The Democratic Constitutional Monarchy of the Secular Empire of Maraque highly condemns the actions taken by the British Londinium government and suggests they stop at once.

We also ask that if you must not stop, to please allow any and all religious individuals within your nation to come to our own where they will indeed be tolerated and respected, and also highly wanted; because although we are indeed a secular nation as our title suggests, we respect and tolerate a human beings birth-given right to worship as they please.

Emperor Jovan S. Norris
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 00:13
Official Diplomatic Telegram
To: British Londinium
From: Nova Brittanica
Stop this foolishness at once! You're wasting lives that could be much more wisely used. My nation suggests you do as we do and draft all confirmed theists who are fifteen or older. This will keep you from being put on probation in the alliance, keep the enemies from having an excuse to "liberate" you, and strengthen your military.

OOC: Bump? Really, this is a good way to bolster your military, and get rid of the Theists at the same time. Did you turn Atheist recently or something?

Official Diplomatic Telegram
To: British Londinium
From: Nova Brittanica
We are willing to send one thousand soldiers to your nation to help put down the Theist Rebellion. However, we will only send the soldiers if you agree to draft the Theists who remain into your army.
Novus-America
07-12-2006, 00:23
Massive rallies are held across the the United States of Novus-America. In protest, the Novus-American Congress has recalled its ambassador to British Londinium and officially condemn this war of people's right to worship as they please.
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 00:57
OOC: Bump? Really, this is a good way to bolster your military, and get rid of the Theists at the same time. Did you turn Atheist recently or something?

Official Diplomatic Telegram
To: British Londinium
From: Nova Brittanica
We are willing to send one thousand soldiers to your nation to help put down the Theist Rebellion. However, we will only send the soldiers if you agree to draft the Theists who remain into your army.

Diplomatic Reply

President, it is not you or your nations place to dictate internal policy.

Sincerely,
Emperor James I
Empress Hemali I

OOC: I've always been an atheist, since first grade....
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 00:58
BBC World Service

The Novus-American ambassador to British Londinium has been arrested on charges of sedition. Reports indicate he is being interrogated by the SIS at the moment. More on this story later.
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 01:03
OOC: Awesome, good for you. I've only been an Atheist since fourth grade.

IC:

Official Diplomatic Telegram
To: The Dual Monarchs
From: President George Lincoln
We will still send the troops, with your permission. Our suggestion was merely that, a suggestion. No offence was meant.
Alexandrian Ptolemais
07-12-2006, 01:07
PRESS ANNOUNCEMENT - Office of the Minister of Foreign Affairs

The Empire wishes to announce that it is abhorent what British Londinium is doing to citizens that practice religion. As a result of this action, the Empire is wishing to suspend all normal relations between British Londinium and the Empire, and is requiring that all citizens of British Londinium that are here on temporary visas leave.

The Right Honourable William Mason
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Nationalist MP for Alexandria West
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 01:08
OOC: Awesome, good for you. I've only been an Atheist since fourth grade.

IC:

Official Diplomatic Telegram
To: The Dual Monarchs
From: President George Lincoln
We will still send the troops, with your permission. Our suggestion was merely that, a suggestion. No offence was meant.

Communiqué to Nova Brittanian Ministry for Defence

Permission is granted for troop entry.



News Bulletin

Thirty thousand people were killed by the RPA today when religious believers detonated hundreds of cans of mustard gas near Northolt.
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 01:24
CNN
One thousand of Nova Brittanica's Imperial Elite arrived at a military airport today. While talking with British Londinian commanders, the RPA attacked the airport. A bloody battle followed, and all of the attackers were killed. Meanwhile twenty Nova Brittonian soldiers were killed. In related new, Nova Brittanica wishes to send nine thousand more soldiers to put down the rebellion.
Alexandrian Ptolemais
07-12-2006, 01:28
IMPERIAL RADIO - 1260AM

The Archbishop of Ptolemais wishes to announce his complete joy at the mass casualties that were caused today by the RPA. In a statement, he said the following

"I am pleased that the RPA is taking a stance against Godlessness. Certainly we were told to pray for our enemies and those that persecute us, however, we must also take a stance for freedom."

The Archbishop is reportedly going to drink a glass of champagne in celebration
Novus-America
07-12-2006, 01:30
OoC: What the Hell is wrong with you?!

BBC World Service

The Novus-American ambassador to British Londinium has been arrested on charges of sedition. Reports indicate he is being interrogated by the SIS at the moment. More on this story later.

Cries of protest in Novus-America turn into howls of rage. Novus-American officials demand the release of their ambassador while militant members of the country are calling for war. In an emergency joint-session of Congress, the President of Novus-America asks for embargoes put on all trade to and from British Londinium and that all travel to the country be forbidden. The bill passes by a 84 to 16 per cent margin.
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 01:31
OOC: You're rejoicing that religous extremists used terrorist tactics to kill 30,000 innocent civilians? And Novus-America, he does this a lot. Atleast he hasn't been killed, yet.
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 01:38
OOC: I have a nasty habit of being an ass - apologies.

SIC:
By Order of the Ministry for Defence

All units are to be placed on a full alert. BIKINI Status Critical is now in effect. A Code Purple curfew is now in effect.

IC:
BBC World Service broadcast

The British Londinian government arrested all Ptolemaisian nationals in British Londinium today. In other news, the Novus-American ambassador was released today, being found innocent by the D'Oyly Court, the highest court on Londinian soil.
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 01:41
OOC: Declare Martial Law! Oh, and can I send my 9,000 new soldiers like I said in my CNN post?
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 01:44
OOC: Declare Martial Law! Oh, and can I send my 9,000 new soldiers like I said in my CNN post?

OOC: yes

Announcement from Kensington Palace

Martial law is now in effect. National ID cards are being issued to all citizens. Those found without an ID card will be arrested on charges of sedition.

All men and women ages 18-65 are ordered to report to the nearest Government office for conscription. Those who fail to comply will be executed by firing squad.
Cotenshire
07-12-2006, 01:45
OOC: You're rejoicing that religous extremists used terrorist tactics to kill 30,000 innocent civilians?

(OOC: RPs are works of fiction and usually don't reflect the opinions of the author. I highly doubt that Alexandrian Ptolemais OOCly is a terrorist attack enthusiast, even though the people of his country might be happy that this happened.)

IC:

To The Unlawful Scoundrels of British Londinium, specifically the Prime Minister,

His Majesty, the King, does not approve of the recent actions, saying that it is very "un-Christian". I myself am not fond of these atrocities. The King is already very angry with your monarchs due to the recent diplomatic insult, for which, by the way, he specifically told me to remind you that he still wants an apology. The King said today that should the killing of Christians continue, he will issue a decree that will ban merchants from Cotenshirish ports. I hope you consider this.

Signed,
Arthur Rockingham, Lord Chancellor
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 01:47
OOC: The prime minister does nothing...he is the presiding officer of Parliament, and if the Monarchs were to die with no heirs, he would take control.

IC:

Reply to Cotenshire

I care not about your Christian ideals, and our policies shall continue unabated until persuaded otherwise. As for your King, no apology shall be issued, and we wish to add insult to injury, but quite frankly, we don't care enough.

Sincerely,
the Emperor and Empress of British Londinium
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 01:53
OOC: Religion is a lie. Alexanderian Ptomelais, you realize that by banning all merchants in your ports your seriously damaging your economy. Also your king should realize that they don't give a damn what's Christian and what's not. In fact, they shoot Christian things.

IC:

CNN
Nova Brittanica sent 9,000 more Imperial Elite to British Londinium today. Unlike the last troop transport, there was no attack by the RPA. A random soldier was interviewed and said this about being in British Londinium, *recording* "I can't wait to kill those Theists! OOH RAH! Death to the Theists! Death to the Theists! *recording*.
Demaray
07-12-2006, 01:56
It would detonate.

The DTA (Demaric Theists Army) was going to detonate a nuclear wepon on the ground. The Theists had had a large underground liberation army in British Londinium, for a long time since they had nuked Demaray. They had had a group in their capitol. They were trained chemists. They were sent to British Londinium several years before. They had made, with several years time, a large, 300 KT bomb that would detonate from an apartment, which the team of 10 chemists had lived for about 10 years.


"Charlie. Commense detonation in 30, 29, 28... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."

The bomb blew, towards the center of British Londinium's capitol. The Emperor, and his wife, would most likely be dead. They made the following letter, and sent it to the government:

Stop the murders. Worse is yet to come.
Granate
07-12-2006, 01:58
OOC: Granate World Police Force is sounding even better....
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 02:00
It would detonate.

The DTA (Demaric Theists Army) was going to detonate a nuclear wepon on the ground. The Theists had had a large underground liberation army in British Londinium, for a long time since they had nuked Demaray. They had had a group in their capitol. They were trained chemists. They were sent to British Londinium several years before. They had made, with several years time, a large, 300 KT bomb that would detonate from an apartment, which the team of 10 chemists had lived for about 10 years.


"Charlie. Commense detonation in 30, 29, 28... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."

The bomb blew, towards the center of British Londinium's capitol. The Emperor, and his wife, would most likely be dead. They made the following letter, and sent it to the government:

Stop the murders. Worse is yet to come.


OOC: That's a blatant God-Mode. How ironic.
Nova Aquaria
07-12-2006, 02:02
It would detonate.

The DTA (Demaric Theists Army) was going to detonate a nuclear wepon on the ground. The Theists had had a large underground liberation army in British Londinium, for a long time since they had nuked Demaray. They had had a group in their capitol. They were trained chemists. They were sent to British Londinium several years before. They had made, with several years time, a large, 300 KT bomb that would detonate from an apartment, which the team of 10 chemists had lived for about 10 years.


"Charlie. Commense detonation in 30, 29, 28... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."

The bomb blew, towards the center of British Londinium's capitol. The Emperor, and his wife, would most likely be dead. They made the following letter, and sent it to the government:

Stop the murders. Worse is yet to come.

OOC: Ooh.. it'll be easy to work out of that, I must admit, though I don't like you nuking him. Granate go for it, I like British Londinium, but if they keep doing this, that might change.
Granate
07-12-2006, 02:03
OOC: I don't nuke people. No way. I use massive amounts of Chemical and Biological Agents. Much simplier to clean and much cheaper.
Cotenshire
07-12-2006, 02:05
The King was absolutely furious, and in his tempered fit was writing a declaration of war when the Lord Chancellor walked in to the Royal Study in the King's palace. As usual, a violent quarrel broke out between the two, but in the end, the Lord Chancellor managed to win the King over. Instead of war, the King would pursue a different path, from which he hoped everyone could benefit.

To the Prime Minister of British Londinium,

As disappointed as I am that it seems your monarchs will not consider stopping this persecution, the King wanted me to see if we can strike a deal. The King is willing to purchase some or all of the Christians from your country as slaves for his Janissary Corps. We will send caravels to your nation to pick them up, and all you need to do is bring the Christians to a port. We are looking at 1000 USD per head, and how many we will buy depends on how many you have. Does this sound appealing? I will be willing to work out prices with you if it is not.

Signed,
Arthur Rockingham, Lord Chancellor
Alexandrian Ptolemais
07-12-2006, 02:08
OOC: Of course I do not support terrorist acts, as Cotenshire stated, RPs are a work of fiction, and it reflects the highly religious nature of certain people within the Empire. I am also aware about the effects of trading embargoes and so on.

IC: IMPERIAL RADIO 1260AM

There is expected to be an urgent Cabinet meeting in response to the arrestation crisis. It is unlikely that the response of the Empire will be beyond the embargoes that were announced earlier today. We can only hope that our citizens are being treated decently.
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 02:10
OOC:
I'll spell it out for you AP, you banned all merchants in your ports.
Alexandrian Ptolemais
07-12-2006, 02:13
OOC: I banned all normal relations between the Empire and British Londinium, not all relations between the Empire and other nations. There will still be merchants from other nations
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 02:16
It would detonate.

The DTA (Demaric Theists Army) was going to detonate a nuclear wepon on the ground. The Theists had had a large underground liberation army in British Londinium, for a long time since they had nuked Demaray. They had had a group in their capitol. They were trained chemists. They were sent to British Londinium several years before. They had made, with several years time, a large, 300 KT bomb that would detonate from an apartment, which the team of 10 chemists had lived for about 10 years.


"Charlie. Commense detonation in 30, 29, 28... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."

The bomb blew, towards the center of British Londinium's capitol. The Emperor, and his wife, would most likely be dead. They made the following letter, and sent it to the government:

Stop the murders. Worse is yet to come.


OOC: Mode! That post is officially ignored.
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 02:22
BBC World Service News Bulletin

An RPA general was captured by the Praetorian Guard, and was fired out of an howitzer into the sea, killing him instantly.
Granate
07-12-2006, 02:23
OOC: Still deciding whether to send 4 or 5 Super Dreadnaughts.... tough call.
Demaray
07-12-2006, 02:24
How is it a mode? Chemists can make bombs. Bombs are made from common stuff. You stated you were capitalist. They are in ghetto. BOOM. RP now or you are a mode.
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 02:24
OOC: British Londinium, how about sending a message from the RPA?
Nova Aquaria
07-12-2006, 02:26
Granate, I will not interefere if you invade at this point.
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 02:28
How is it a mode? Chemists can make bombs. Bombs are made from common stuff. You stated you were capitalist. They are in ghetto. BOOM. RP now or you are a mode.


OOC: It's a mode because you used a secret group of rebels which had never been mentioned before to nuke the capital and kill most of the government's head. What's more, these never before heard of rebels have been there for 10 years.
Granate
07-12-2006, 02:28
Thats if I do intervene, you see I don't like going against smaller nations like these, they have a way of bring much larger nations in on their side. Now if I were to say that I had some assistance, then hell yes I would go in. Right now, all I am looking at is a small peace-keeping force. Well as small as you can be 4 or 5 Super Dreadnaughts and their escorts.
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 02:30
OOC: NA, if you do that it will be a violation of the GALWIN. You will be banned from the GALWIN. Two nations on the council outweigh one.
Granate
07-12-2006, 02:31
OOC: And one Anthrax laced Cruise Missle beats them all!
Demaray
07-12-2006, 02:44
OOC: It's a mode because you used a secret group of rebels which had never been mentioned before to nuke the capital and kill most of the government's head. What's more, these never before heard of rebels have been there for 10 years.

Oh, no, no, NO. Terrorist groups lay low before they strike, and then make one big one. 9/11. So RP or be a mode yourself.
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 02:46
How is it a mode? Chemists can make bombs. Bombs are made from common stuff. You stated you were capitalist. They are in ghetto. BOOM. RP now or you are a mode.

OOC: Chemists don't make 300 KT bombs. Which aren't made out of common materials at all. Sort of need plutonium...
IC:

Transmission from the RPA

The tyrannical regime of the Empire is to come to an end! Religion shall ring from every corner of the world, and those who resist will die! Atheists and secularists, beware! Your -----

Transmission end.
Granate
07-12-2006, 02:47
Oh, no, no, NO. Terrorist groups lay low before they strike, and then make one big one. 9/11. So RP or be a mode yourself.

Problem. Al-Qeada was known before then. There was the USS Cole incident earlier in the year. A few other terrorist actions before that have been attributed to them.
Nova Aquaria
07-12-2006, 02:48
OOC: I don't mean anything personal by my IC/SIC posts.
SIC:
In a highly secretive operation, 1 billion dollars was given to the RPA. Nova Aquaria would, if they found a way, give them nukes.
Cotenshire
07-12-2006, 02:49
(OOC: Just making sure you didn't forget my proposition on post #37.)
Laquasa Isle
07-12-2006, 02:55
OOC: Don't say you weren't warned.


IC:
In a highly secretive operation, the government bribed Imperial Airways to take a 1 MT bomb aboard a 747. It would detonate upon the reach of the capitol, as soon as the 747 slowed to 10 miles an hour. The plane approached, and it's gears touched the runway. It slowed. The bomb went off. The city (Kensington?) would be leveled. It would be almost impossible to trace the bomb. There goes capitol city.

OOC: Worm your way out of that one :)
Nova Aquaria
07-12-2006, 02:58
OOOOOOO, no you di'idn't...


*Is secretly happy to self that Laquasa did stupid thing, but still nuked BL*
The United Ed States
07-12-2006, 02:58
OOC: I wish to get involved, but all of your posts are quite confusing. So, what exactly is happening in British Londinium, besides the genocides, and who is involved, and most of all, are nukes/bio weps. actually being used?
Nova Aquaria
07-12-2006, 02:59
Laquasa Isle has made an attack via a bomb onboard a 747.
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 03:03
OOC: Don't say you weren't warned.


IC:
In a highly secretive operation, the government bribed Imperial Airways to take a 1 MT bomb aboard a 747. It would detonate upon the reach of the capitol, as soon as the 747 slowed to 10 miles an hour. The plane approached, and it's gears touched the runway. It slowed. The bomb went off. The city (Kensington?) would be leveled. It would be almost impossible to trace the bomb. There goes capitol city.

OOC: Worm your way out of that one :)

OOC: Actually, you haven't posted once in this thread, so you haven't warned him. What's more, it's a God-Mode. Imperial Airways, is who's company now? Do you know what a customs officer is? Also, you're nation is likely to small to have nukes. You have to buy them or RP getting them. Come back when you've got a nonGod-Mode Post.
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 03:04
OOC: I wish to get involved, but all of your posts are quite confusing. So, what exactly is happening in British Londinium, besides the genocides, and who is involved, and most of all, are nukes/bio weps. actually being used?

Theist Rebels are resisting the government, other nations are conspiring in the distance, no valid* nukes have been used yet.
*Valid as in not a God-Mode
Laquasa Isle
07-12-2006, 03:11
OOC: Actually, you haven't posted once in this thread, so you haven't warned him. What's more, it's a God-Mode. Imperial Airways, is who's company now? Do you know what a customs officer is? Also, you're nation is likely to small to have nukes. You have to buy them or RP getting them. Come back when you've got a nonGod-Mode Post.

I'm NOT to small to have nukes. I RPed getting them. Customs officer aren't in my nation. I can take over an airline if I want. RP now
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 03:19
I'm NOT to small to have nukes. I RPed getting them. Customs officer aren't in my nation. I can take over an airline if I want. RP now

OOC: You sort of have to have your unnamed, unheard of airline register with my nation for clearance to fly on incoming routes/domestic routes.
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 03:21
I'm NOT to small to have nukes. I RPed getting them. Customs officer aren't in my nation. I can take over an airline if I want. RP now


OOC: You're just saying that Customs Officers aren't in your nation because you want to bomb British Londinium. And you can't take over an airline if you want, unless you're Communists. Where did you get them, I want a link. What's more, even if you manage to beat all these points, it's a God-Mode because it destroys a ton of stuff, but doesn't let BL have any control. What's more, I can't RP because I haven't been attacked. Not to mention BL has Martial Law in effect.
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 03:31
SIC:
By order of the Ministry for Defence

All missile units are to come online forthwith, and set launch coordinates at Laquasa Isle. Firing orders shall be issued later.
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 03:35
SIC:
By order of the Ministry for Defence

All missile units are to come online forthwith, and set launch coordinates at Laquasa Isle. Firing orders shall be issued later.

OOC: Since his attack was a God-Mode, there is no reason to attack him.
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 03:36
OOC: Since his attack was a God-Mode, there is no reason to attack him.

OOC: Oh, no attack. Just a little scare tactic...
Cotenshire
07-12-2006, 03:54
(OOC: I'm still awaiting a reply for Post #37 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12047415&postcount=37). It's a non-godmode post so you don't have to worry about that.)
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 03:58
To the Government of Cotenshire

Your offer is very much appreciated, however, captured theists are to be used to advance our military, as training ammunition for our artillery divisions.
Latidia
07-12-2006, 04:01
Official Communiqué of the Constitutional Monarchy of Latidia


The government of the Constitutional Monarchy of Latidia is most aghast by the abhorrent and barbaric practices of the Empire of British Londinium, whether be killing thousands of innocent civilians, prohibiting the natural right of worshiping God and even insulting other nations by harassing diplomatic agents. Therefore, all personnel from the Embassy of Latidia in the said country are recalled back to our country immediately and relations between our two kingdoms shall be halted until further notice.

This government, however, condemns the terrorist attacks by extremists groups as well as any government who aids them into causing more murder and destruction.

This government calls The United Nations to take measures and put an end to all this disarray.
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 04:05
In response to the actions of Latidia, the Britannic Empire has declared all of its citizens located within British Londinium to be enemies of the state. All Latidians in British Londinium are being detained until normal relations resume.

RPA attacks continue to ravage the nation, with the latest attack killing 15 children.

In retaliation, three hundred theists were captured, lit on fire, and launched into enemy strongholds via howitzer.
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 04:20
OOC: Sorry Cotenshire, we've been busy with God-Modes

IC:

Official Diplomatic Telegram
To: British Londinium
From: Nova Brittanica
We would like to send 5,000 more Imperial Elite to defeat the RPA.
Latidia
07-12-2006, 04:25
OOC: This is getting interesting...! :cool:
IC:

The decision to imprison all Latidians within Britannic territory has enraged public demonstrators who have filled the streets of Latidia and other important cities of the kingdom, condemning the measure.

The government response, of course, was as quick: This act surely violates all norms of international law! Such an affront will not be taken lightly!, stated August St. Halmory, Chancellor of Her Majesty.

In an extraordinary decree, the Parliament has endowed Her Majesty with special attributions, so as to prepare for the possible threat of Britannic invasion. It was ordered, as well, that every Britannic citizen must leave the kingdom within five days starting from today. The Armed Forces are alert fro what it might happen, while the government has started a heavy diplomatic campaign as to pressure Britannic's authorities into realising the hosted Latidians and ending the slaughter in that country.
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 04:26
Official Communiqué of the Constitutional Monarchy of Latidia


The government of the Constitutional Monarchy of Latidia is most aghast by the abhorrent and barbaric practices of the Empire of British Londinium, whether be killing thousands of innocent civilians, prohibiting the natural right of worshiping God and even insulting other nations by harassing diplomatic agents. Therefore, all personnel from the Embassy of Latidia in the said country are recalled back to our country immediately and relations between our two kingdoms shall be halted until further notice.

This government, however, condemns the terrorist attacks by extremists groups as well as any government who aids them into causing more murder and destruction.

This government calls The United Nations to take measures and put an end to all this disarray.

OOC: Latidia, how is worshipping natural? How is praying to an invisible guy in the sky, whom you only know of do to a book, natural? By that logic I should be cowering in fear because an evil wizard is killing everyone, a.k.a. Voldemort (Harry Potter). Also, have you considered British Londinium is not in the UN?
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 04:28
To Nova Britannica

Your troops are welcome. Send them forthwith.


Announcement from His and Her Majesties

All Latidian citizens are being released, having been deemed not a threat. However, three citizens shall remain in our custody, as they are to undergo trial on the charges of sedition and subversion.
Latidia
07-12-2006, 04:33
OOC: Latidia, how is worshipping natural? How is praying to an invisible guy in the sky, whom you only know of do to a book, natural? By that logic I should be cowering in fear because an evil wizard is killing everyone, a.k.a. Voldemort (Harry Potter). Also, have you considered British Londinium is not in the UN?

OOC: He, he, I just had a rather similar discussion some posts ago in another topic... I believe if we are going to debate on this, we first should start by whether God exists or not. Because, if God doesn't exist... well worshiping Him can't be natural, right? If I am not wrong, you have been atheist since fourth grade, right?

Ah, and regarding the UN... yes, he, well I forgot checking that... :rolleyes:
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 04:33
OOC: This is getting interesting...! :cool:
IC:

The decision to imprison all Latidians within Britannic territory has enraged public demonstrators who have filled the streets of Latidia and other important cities of the kingdom, condemning the measure.

The government response, of course, was as quick: This act surely violates all norms of international law! Such an affront will not be taken lightly!, stated August St. Halmory, Chancellor of Her Majesty.

In an extraordinary decree, the Parliament has endowed Her Majesty with special attributions, so as to prepare for the possible threat of Britannic invasion. It was ordered, as well, that every Britannic citizen must leave the kingdom within five days starting from today. The Armed Forces are alert fro what it might happen, while the government has started a heavy diplomatic campaign as to pressure Britannic's authorities into realising the hosted Latidians and ending the slaughter in that country.

OOC: Let's take over this nation. He's only got about 6 million people. Also, he's got a 12% tax rate. That means a small army, and an easy to conquer nation. What's more, he's in active defience of the Brittanic Empire and the Latin Empire (you and me, respectivly).
British Londinium
07-12-2006, 04:36
OOC: I like how you think...I have a better idea. Latidia, do you have any coastlines?
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 04:37
CNN
Five million soldiers were sent to British Londinium today from Nova Brittanica. President George Lincoln expresses that no more troops will be sent, and that the RPA is likely to be defeated soon.
Latidia
07-12-2006, 04:40
As the events unroll, the British Londinium authorities released Latidians citizens, with the exception of three famous social activists, initials M.Q., V.C. and J.D. In response, the Latidian government has allowed the Britannic citizens to stay within the kingdom and defence systems have returned to normal. In a short interview the Chancellor said that this government is relied that situations are turning normal, wished that the three Latidian citizens face a fair trial and even expressed his desire to recieve all the emmigrants from British Londinium.
Nueve Italia
07-12-2006, 04:45
Official Response from the Holy Imperial Republic of Nueve Italia
_____

~ The Senate and myself are conflicted upon what to do with the current situation. While the people and government of Nueve Italia denounce the terrorist actions that the RPA has committed in the name of something as peaceful as religion, we also believe in freedom of said religion.

The Holy Imperial Republic of Nueve Italia supports the government of its ally, British Londinium, in suppressing the violent terrorists which cause chaos in its streets. However, we also sympathize with those who merely want to practice their religion as they so please and are being persecuted because of one groups actions.

Therefore, the Senate of Nueve Italia has agreed to allow all theists of British Londinium into the borders of our nation to worship as they will. They will be able to start their lives over and not be afraid of discrimination and segregation.

In response to the actions taken by the RPA however, the Senate has voted, if it pleases the government of British Londinium, to send a force of 5,000 special operations soldiers to suppress the terrorists and help the rightful government of its ally regain control of the nation.~
_____

Antonio Orsini Gori
Emperor of the Holy Imperial Republic of Nueve Italia
The United Ed States
07-12-2006, 04:46
Theist Rebels are resisting the government, other nations are conspiring in the distance, no valid* nukes have been used yet.
*Valid as in not a God-Mode
Ah. Thank you for informing me.

IC: The Constitutional Monarchy wishes to aid the rebels in this conflict to help them overthrow the oppressive regime. How exactly we will help will be discussed soon.

Sincerely,
Prime Minister Tryoni
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 04:50
OOC: I should have specfied, the Theists are terrorists. Kind of like Al Qaeda. They've got no reason to be there, since they had three days to leave.
The United Ed States
07-12-2006, 04:54
OOC: I should have specfied, the Theists are terrorists. Kind of like Al Qaeda. They've got no reason to be there, since they had three days to leave.
Three days to leave? What do you mean? I'm so god damned confused!!!!!!!!!
Nova Brittanica
07-12-2006, 04:57
OOC: The Theists were given three days to leave British Londinium, and were welcomed in all nations.
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 00:39
The Government appreciates Nueve Italia's offer of military aid, and it is gladly accepted.

Citizen M.Q is in line for execution on charges of sedition, J.D recieved a sentence of ten years for conspiracy to aid terrorists, and V.C was found innocent.
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 00:47
BBC World Service Bulletin

More terrorist strikes ravaged British Londinium, with a bomb killing fifty five Members of Parliament, including the Minister for Industry. In Westminister, serin nerve gas detonated in a playground killed 18 children and wounded 91 more.

In response, the Britannic Empire raided a RPA encampment, killing 238 and capturing six thousand more.

Three thousand such PoWs are being detained, one thousand are being released into international waters, and two thousand more have been used as ammunition, fired at an RPA division in the south.
South Lizasauria
08-12-2006, 00:53
IC:
Multiple nations were suffering under British Londonium's oppression, and the fact that they were Atheist didn't help, South Lizasauria's theistic government decided that this would be an oppurtune moment raise their national oppinion.
Even though the majority of human citezens in South Lizasauria were of British descent that geve them all the more reason to use nuclear agression, the very premise of another British state gone bad was too enraging for South Lizasaurians to just dismiss.

South Lizasaurian Defense Council: We, the council of war have acknowledged that Genocide is occuring in British Londonium, not only of theists but also all who tried peacefully to resolve the matter, large groups of people are being arrested for their nationality as well, not since nazi Germany and the death camps our old right wing government set up for left wingers did these atrocities occur, so far its only on they're only arresting people on their soil, how long until they try to spread their influence, in an attempt to prevent another world war we will end this swiftly. We will aim for the cities and population centers away from temples and the areas in which the foreighners were reportedly captured hopefully our nukes don't hit them.

*The nation launches 10 nukes toward locations matching the above description and prepares missile defenses*

OOC:

I just feel like nuking stuff today :p
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 00:55
IC:
Multiple nations were suffering under British Londonium's oppression, and the fact that they were Atheist didn't help, South Lizasauria's theistic government decided that this would be an oppurtune moment raise their national oppinion.
Even though the majority of human citezens in South Lizasauria were of British descent that geve them all the more reason to use nuclear agression, the very premise of another British state gone bad was too enraging for South Lizasaurians to just dismiss.

South Lizasaurian Defense Council: We, the council of war have acknowledged that Genocide is occuring in British Londonium, not only of theists but also all who tried peacefully to resolve the matter, large groups of people are being arrested for their nationality as well, not since nazi Germany and the death camps our old right wing government set up for left wingers did these atrocities occur, so far its only on they're only arresting people on their soil, how long until they try to spread their influence, in an attempt to prevent another world war we will end this swiftly. We will aim for the cities and population centers away from temples and the areas in which the foreighners were reportedly captured hopefully our nukes don't hit them.

*The nation launches 10 nukes toward locations matching the above description and prepares missile defenses*

OOC:

I just feel like nuking stuff today :p

OOC: At risk of sounding like a mode, I'm ignoring all nuclear attacks - on the other hand, no nukes will be launched. Nukes just ruin the game. Secondly, the genocide really isn't a genocide - it's arresting those who violate the law. After all, the only theists in BL are those in the RPA, a terrorist organization. Sorry if I seem like a mode.
South Lizasauria
08-12-2006, 01:00
OOC: At risk of sounding like a mode, I'm ignoring all nuclear attacks - on the other hand, no nukes will be launched. Nukes just ruin the game. Secondly, the genocide really isn't a genocide - it's arresting those who violate the law. After all, the only theists in BL are those in the RPA, a terrorist organization. Sorry if I seem like a mode.

OOC: But holding them hostage will create a large scale war all the same, wich may lead to genocide of other nations if war breaks out because once you march onto their soil their thesits are going to be targeted, besides the genocide of theists was already underway in the first posts.

Just a question, how exactly do you want the plot of this thread to go?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=509728 Would you like to join my War on Christmas thread? :D Santa is religious you know ;)
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 01:02
OOC: But holding them hostage will create a large scale war all the same, wich may lead to genocide of other nations if war breaks out because once you march onto their soil their thesits are going to be targeted, besides the genocide of theists was already underway in the first posts.

Just a question, how exactly do you want the plot of this thread to go?

OOC: Genocide or not, no nukes. Plotwise, I don't know, the only requirement is that in the end, the government as I have it remains in control.

IC:

RPA troops marched north on the island of Waddington, a mere fifty kilometres offshore the Isle of Londinium. Located on the island is RAF Waddington. RPA aircraft took to the skies, firing missiles at the capital, killing ten MPs as well as a Justice on the D'Oyly Court.

Cruise missiles were fired from SSBNs, striking Waddington, killing between eight hundred and two thousand RPA members, and thirty civilians.

Royal Army troops are being mobilised in preparation for an invasion.

Rumours indicate that the secretive Daedalus Space-based defence platforms (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/The_Royal_Starfleet_Space-based_Defence_Platforms) have been activated.
Nova Brittanica
08-12-2006, 01:03
IC:
Multiple nations were suffering under British Londonium's oppression, and the fact that they were Atheist didn't help, South Lizasauria's theistic government decided that this would be an oppurtune moment raise their national oppinion.
Even though the majority of human citezens in South Lizasauria were of British descent that geve them all the more reason to use nuclear agression, the very premise of another British state gone bad was too enraging for South Lizasaurians to just dismiss.

South Lizasaurian Defense Council: We, the council of war have acknowledged that Genocide is occuring in British Londonium, not only of theists but also all who tried peacefully to resolve the matter, large groups of people are being arrested for their nationality as well, not since nazi Germany and the death camps our old right wing government set up for left wingers did these atrocities occur, so far its only on they're only arresting people on their soil, how long until they try to spread their influence, in an attempt to prevent another world war we will end this swiftly. We will aim for the cities and population centers away from temples and the areas in which the foreighners were reportedly captured hopefully our nukes don't hit them.

*The nation launches 10 nukes toward locations matching the above description and prepares missile defenses*

OOC:

I just feel like nuking stuff today :p

OOC: :eek: Good thing that British Londinium doesn't match that description. British Londinium oppresses no nations, as BL said, it's elemination of terrorists, not to mention that no one was arrested for their nationality, but for sedetion.
South Lizasauria
08-12-2006, 01:07
OOC: :eek: Good thing that British Londinium doesn't match that description. British Londinium oppresses no nations, as BL said, it's elemination of terrorists, not to mention that no one was arrested for their nationality, but for sedetion.

OOC: NUKES! NUKES! Sorry guys I'm hyper,I already knew the facts! :p I'll have the nuclear threat be a bluff.

IC: A mysterious man walks to a pocice station and drops off a secret video of South Lizasaurian politicians meeting in a park, it turned out the nukes were never launched it was just a bluff.
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 01:18
Three dozen RPA bombers flew over Kensington, dropping religious texts. A Bible stuck a three year old girl on the head, killing her instantly. Twenty four bombers were captured after being struck by an ion cannon, six were destroyed, and the rest made it back to Waddington.

The crews of the captured bombers were executed in the most horrific way known to British Londinium, by giant blender.
Grace Academy
08-12-2006, 01:21
OOC: My IC leaders are a fundy terrorist group that have enslaved their land and force them to obey the twisted versions of the religion, true Christians hate them for defaming their religion and using cruelty and violence to protect their ways. My IC characters would form a pact and help invade. ;)

IC:

A cobat drone marched in

CD: Heil! Vuglar! *raises his arm in the air and makes a fist with only his pointing finger and the other finger beside the middle finger out* (this is the Grace cult salute) We have a report that some of our agents are under attack from the villanaous atheist government...

Vuglar: Thank God *raises arms to air* we don't have them here, all of them are either killed or "converted". Smuggle in a task force and set up base, and support our fundy brethren, exterminate all other who aren't of our faith with as much cruelty as you can! Now go my slave!

Combat drone: It is the right thing to do my lord!

Later that eveneing Grace troops were ordered to make contact with the terrorists of the RPA and offer support for advanced weaponry like planes and tanks.

OOC: They would cross the border as an illegal would to oviod federal detection. Armed of course. They will only help the RPA temporarily after they have bartered, then a day later I'll make them turn and attack. ;)
The United Ed States
08-12-2006, 01:23
Three dozen RPA bombers flew over Kensington, dropping religious texts. A Bible stuck a three year old girl on the head, killing her instantly. Twenty four bombers were captured after being struck by an ion cannon, six were destroyed, and the rest made it back to Waddington.

The crews of the captured bombers were executed in the most horrific way known to British Londinium, by giant blender.
Your horrific forms of torture make me chuckle. What else, a giant egg beater perhaps?
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 01:24
George Smith, commander of RPA Waddington, saw the approach of Grace troops during the night.

"All men, battle stations! Red Alert!"

Soldiers armed their weapons, and ten thousand or so machine guns pointed at the Grace soldiers.

"We come in peace!" cried one of the Gracians.

"What do you want?" asked the commander cautiously.


OOC: It is my opinion that blenders are pure evil. Giant egg beater...ooh!
Nova Brittanica
08-12-2006, 01:25
OOC: My IC leaders are a fundy terrorist group that have enslaved their land and force them to obey the twisted versions of the religion, true Christians hate them for defaming their religion and using cruelty and violence to protect their ways. My IC characters would form a pact and help invade. ;)

IC:

A cobat drone marched in

CD: Heil! Vuglar! *raises his arm in the air and makes a fist with only his pointing finger and the other finger beside the middle finger out* (this is the Grace cult salute) We have a report that some of our agents are under attack from the villanaous atheist government...

Vuglar: Thank God *raises arms to air* we don't have them here, all of them are either killed or "converted". Smuggle in a task force and set up base, and support our fundy brethren, exterminate all other who aren't of our faith with as much cruelty as you can! Now go my slave!

Combat drone: It is the right thing to do my lord!

Later that eveneing Grace troops were ordered to make contact with the terrorists of the RPA and offer support for advanced weaponry like planes and tanks.

OOC: They would cross the border as an illegal would to oviod federal detection. Armed of course. They will only help the RPA temporarily after they have bartered, then a day later I'll make them turn and attack. ;)

OOC: Sorry, this isn't a FT.
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 01:27
OOC: My thread, my rules. It's any tech level except FT. So, combat drones and stuff are okay by me, as long as they can be killed.
Grace Academy
08-12-2006, 01:28
George Smith, commander of RPA Waddington, saw the approach of Grace troops during the night.

"All men, battle stations! Red Alert!"

Soldiers armed their weapons, and ten thousand or so machine guns pointed at the Grace soldiers.

"We come in peace!" cried one of the Gracians.

"What do you want?" asked the commander cautiously.


OOC: It is my opinion that blenders are pure evil. Giant egg beater...ooh!

IC:
Grace Officer: *gives a cultic hypnotic stare* We merely want to help spread the truth of "the word" to the masses...If we can purchase some of your planes and tanks for 1000 peices of gold we will be able to help you in this
war.

OOC: The Grace cult is a twisted version of fundamentalism, they want everyone like them so only if the majority of the RPA is protestant will they turly make an alliance, otherwise they'd turn within a day.
Grace Academy
08-12-2006, 01:29
OOC: My thread, my rules. It's any tech level except FT. So, combat drones and stuff are okay by me, as long as they can be killed.

OOC: Combat drones are humans who have been chemically brainwashed, thus they are drones because they submit no matter what.
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 01:30
"Intriguing...we must contemplate this further. Please, step inside."

OOC: I'm assuming one gold piece equals five hundred USD.
Grace Academy
08-12-2006, 01:35
OOC: Combat drones are easy to kill, really their cheap underhanded tactics in battle are the main reason they're tough. The lt was injecting the drones not the two officers.

IC:

Officer: Good...Lets discuss things where its safe, we don't want any *twitches* ateists...to hear us. *lets the commander show him the way in*
South Lizasauria
08-12-2006, 02:10
OOC: Grace, you should have made the fact that it was the drones being injected not the RPA commander, you've murdered this thread before you got to murder the nations' involved citezens. :(
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 02:18
The RPA soldiers led the drones to a secure conference room on base.

As the drones sat down, the commander asked, "What do you want?"
Grace Academy
08-12-2006, 02:24
The RPA soldiers led the drones to a secure conference room on base.

As the drones sat down, the commander asked, "What do you want?"

OOC: Did you mean the officers as well as the drones? Its the command you should be speaking to not only the soldiers.

IC:

Officer: We would like the designs for your airplanes and tanks, I'm sure our gold will suffice...we also would like to know which religion your organization is oriented...
Nova Brittanica
08-12-2006, 02:29
OOC: BL, are we invading Latdia or not?
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 02:35
The Emperor sat in the headquarters of the High Command, directing the war against the theists. An Army colonel approached him, handing him a briefing of the latest battle.

"Sir, I have some bad news," said the colonel.
"Out with it...better to hear it now," replied Emperor James.
"Well, it's your wife. She was kidnapped by the Religious Preservation Army," reported the colonel.
The Emperor dropped his cup of tea, the mug smashing into tiny shards.
"Impossible!"
"No, sir. It's the Empress Hemali. They issued a video broadcast to the Ministry for Defence. We didn't show it because it was rather disturbing. She was tortured and the like."
"We must save her!"

Orders were issued rapidly, planes were scrambled, soldiers readied themselves to storm Waddington, the Royal Navy moved to blockade the island.

RPA Waddington, Secret Detention Block

The Empress sat huddled in a corner of her cell. She had been tortured horrifically for a day now, with whirligigs, with taser batons.

A tall man in a dark suit entered the room.

"Empress, the code for strategic missile launch, please."

"Never, you son of a bitch. You'll never get the codes. I won't compromise my country, my people, nor my husband."

"Very well," he said, pulling out a pistol. He shot her in the leg. "Until tomorrow."
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 02:39
OOC: Did you mean the officers as well as the drones? Its the command you should be speaking to not only the soldiers.

IC:

Officer: We would like the designs for your airplanes and tanks, I'm sure our gold will suffice...we also would like to know which religion your organization is oriented...

"Hmm. We lack designs. All our equipment was stolen from the Government. However, we could sell you a tank or two. Planes are in short supply. Our religion? I guess you ask what the most prominent religions are. And the top one is Hinduism, followed by Islam."

OOC: No, no invasion.
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 02:40
IC:

Officer: One of my drones tells me your having trouble making a girl talk, if we can make her talk for you then will you give us the resources we need?

IC:
"No."
Grace Academy
08-12-2006, 02:44
"Hmm. We lack designs. All our equipment was stolen from the Government. However, we could sell you a tank or two. Planes are in short supply. Our religion? I guess you ask what the most prominent religions are. And the top one is Hinduism, followed by Islam."

OOC: No, no invasion.

IC:
Officer: Deal, the tanks should work for now...*after buying the tanks* Thanks for having us, we will leave in peace.. * The entire army marches out to hold their position on the British Loninium border*
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 02:46
IC:
Officer: Deal, the tanks should work for now...*after buying the tanks* Thanks for having us, we will leave in peace.. * The entire army marches out to hold their position on the British Loninium border*

OOC: Fyi, you're on a highly urbanised island, which is now surrounded by the entirety of the Royal Navy.
Grace Academy
08-12-2006, 02:49
OOC: Fyi, you're on a highly urbanised island, which is now surrounded by the entirety of the Royal Navy.

OOC: They didn't know that the fleet was there yet, you can blow some away if you want.
Nova Brittanica
08-12-2006, 02:51
Just outside of RPA Waddington

Nine theists ran from the two Nova Brittonians. Bang, Bang! Two of the Theists fell dead. Bang, bang, bang! Three more fell, wounded. Finally a few of the RPA realized what was going on. Three RPA soldiers fell, but the two Nova Brittonians were killed.

One Hour Later

"We are immigrants. We did not know that laws against religion. We here for safety. We want join RPA. We good torturers. We good capturers. We capture athests, torture, knowledge gained, kill athests. We good soldiers." The bad grammar was greatly annoying the Nova Brittonian double agent, but it was needed for tricking the officer. He waited for a response from the RPA officer.
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 02:52
The Gracian soldiers stood on the coast. Royal Navy flyovers mistook the soldiers for RPA troops, and signalled their location to the Admiralty.

Within minutes, eighteen cruise missiles had been fired at the Gracians, with thousands of artillery shells raining on them. Carrier-based planes began to carpet bomb them.
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 02:53
Just outside of RPA Waddington

Nine theists ran from the two Nova Brittonians. Bang, Bang! Two of the Theists fell dead. Bang, bang, bang! Three more fell, wounded. Finally a few of the RPA realized what was going on. Three RPA soldiers fell, but the two Nova Brittonians were killed.

One Hour Later

"We are immigrants. We did not know that laws against religion. We here for safety. We want join RPA. We good torturers. We good capturers. We capture athests, torture, knowledge gained, kill athests. We good soldiers." The bad grammar was greatly annoying the Nova Brittonian double agent, but it was needed for tricking the officer. He waited for a response from the RPA officer.

"Well, well. Look what the cat dragged in," said the officer to his men. They laughed.

"Step right this way, gentlemen. We'd be honoured for 'good soldiers' to join our ranks. Of course, there is a high risk of spies, so some...examinations must be conducted first."
Nova Brittanica
08-12-2006, 02:56
The group of double agent "immigrants" did what the officer

The leader of the group asked, "What kind examinations? All have with us is Qur'an and clothes on back."
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 02:57
Thousands of planes flew over Waddington, loaded with the elite soldiers of the Praetorian Guard. The Emperor, shedding ceremony, was in one of the planes, preparing to paradrop into the base below. His advisers protested, but this was his wife, the love of his life. He would not let these scum take her.

Thirty thousand troops paradropped onto Waddington. Fighting was hectic. The Guard landed directly in the city centre, in the midst of a RPA base.

Explosions consumed the whole island, as the Guard made their steady advance towards the main base.

RPA tanks opened fire, killing dozens, but RAF planes bombed them, levelling the whole tank brigade.

The Royal Navy continued to shell the island, clearing a path for the Guard.
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 02:59
The group of double agent "immigrants" did what the officer

The leader of the group asked, "What kind examinations? All have with us is Qur'an and clothes on back."

"You see, we at the RPA are very...diligent in selecting true Theists. The art of torture has the ability of revealing the true intention of suspect members. You two are suspect individuals."
Nova Brittanica
08-12-2006, 03:02
"What! Allah only torture infidels! If it nesesary though" The double agent leader said.

OOC: They're in a closed room with how many soldiers?
Grace Academy
08-12-2006, 03:04
IC:
Grace troops planned on leaving deadly gas bombs made from the same toxin used in botox, the nerve gas was so powerful that if it broke everything would die within a twwo mile radious, obtaining the toxins was easy, they made the toxins in factories at home and gave it to the troops, the shellings however denatured the nerve gas making it harmless.
OOC: In Biology I learned that the same chemical in Botox is a diluted form of the most deadly toxin in the world, and I also learned that a small veil is enough to kill off most life within a two mile radious, please tell me if I heard wrong or if I misunderstood what the teacher was saying. Thanks.
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 03:19
OOC: Ten guards with MP5s and two officers with pistols.
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 03:23
IC:
Grace troops before leaving left powerful nerge gas bombs in some buildings, the nerve gas was a dilute form of botox, which is produced from bacteria on fermented pickles, one vile was enough for a two mile radious. They were motion activated, once something came withing yards of it the motion sensors would activate the mechanism for breaking the veil within the box.

OOC: In Biology I learned that the same chemical in Botox is a diluted form of the most deadly toxin in the world, and I also learned that a small veil is enough to kill off most life within a two mile radious, please tell me if I heard wrong or if I misunderstood what the teacher was saying. Thanks.

OOC: You heard right, but you need to RP getting the toxins. Besides, you marched outside the city, were shelled by my navy, and now are planting nerve gas bombs? I think not.
Grace Academy
08-12-2006, 03:27
OOC: You heard right, but you need to RP getting the toxins. Besides, you marched outside the city, were shelled by my navy, and now are planting nerve gas bombs? I think not.

OOC: Ok, but getting that nerve gas is so easy you can do it by accident, all you need to do is let a jar of pickles rot then extract the toxins, so getting the toxin would be cheap and easy. I'll edit.
Nova Brittanica
08-12-2006, 03:30
A signal was secretly given. Each of the seven immigrants pulled out their hard cover Qu'rans and started reading aloud a passage condemning violence. As soon as they reached the word "Allah" they lashed out at the Theists. The two strongest double agents quickly and violently seized 2 MP5s from the gaurds. As they shot they wounded the two officers and two gaurds, and killed four gaurds. They other five double agents weren't standing around though. They had lashed out and struck the gaurds and officers with their Qu'rans. They then dropped the books and started wrestling over the guns.
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 03:33
IC:
Grace troops planned on leaving deadly gas bombs made from the same toxin used in botox, the nerve gas was so powerful that if it broke everything would die within a twwo mile radious, obtaining the toxins was easy, they made the toxins in factories at home and gave it to the troops, the shellings however denatured the nerve gas making it harmless.
OOC: In Biology I learned that the same chemical in Botox is a diluted form of the most deadly toxin in the world, and I also learned that a small veil is enough to kill off most life within a two mile radious, please tell me if I heard wrong or if I misunderstood what the teacher was saying. Thanks.

A signal was secretly given. Each of the seven immigrants pulled out their hard cover Qu'rans and started reading aloud a passage condemning violence. As soon as they reached the word "Allah" they lashed out at the Theists. The two strongest double agents quickly and violently seized 2 MP5s from the gaurds. As they shot they wounded the two officers and two gaurds, and killed four gaurds. They other five double agents weren't standing around though. They had lashed out and struck the gaurds and officers with their Qu'rans. They then dropped the books and started wrestling over the guns.

OOC: First, that's totally out of bounds - I decide casualities. But I dislike the RPA, so it's cool.
IC:

One of the guards pressed the alarm button, and three dozen guards poured into the room.
Grace Academy
08-12-2006, 03:38
OOC: What was wrong with my edit? :confused: Heat denatures nerve gas and renders it harmless doesn't it?
Nova Brittanica
08-12-2006, 03:43
OOC: I know, but it's only four men, and I didn't have much of a chance with ten gaurds.

IC:

The two Nova Brittonians with the guns fired them into the three dozen gaurds. A Nova Brittonian that had wrestled a pistol from an officer and fired it into the face of the officer. He had then used a side door that opened into the outside to escape. In the fight inside, he was certain that no one saw him escape. He then slinked off, heading towards the street the briefing had said the Empress would be.
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 04:15
The Guard stormed the gates of the central base, snipers picking off guards, other bases being carpet bombed in the distance.

The Emperor and his contigent of men were the first to enter the compound, and they quickly went below. Guards attempted to stop them, but they were promptly machine gunned in the face.

One of the guards surrendered, screaming that he knew where the Empress was.

"Detention block 231A!" he cried as a Guard soldier stomped on his face.
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 04:25
The Emperor marched to the detention room, kicking down the door. In there, he saw Hemali, his wife, beaten, unconcious, lying on the ground, her clothes in tatters, blood oozing everywhere.

"Medics!"

A team of medics entered the room, placed the Empress on a stretcher, and carried her out to safety.

"Now let's kill some bitches!" His men cheered.
Nova Brittanica
08-12-2006, 04:31
As the Emperor, Empress, and the soldiers came out of the Detention Block, the Nova Brittonian double agent arrived at the door. He immediantly dropped his pistol and explained who he was. As he was explaining, an RPA soldiers charged at them. He fired several shots, hitting a few soldiers, wounding the double agent, and a single bullet hitting the Emperor's upper body. The soldiers, swearing, killed the Theist and then attended to their Emperor
Grace Academy
08-12-2006, 04:36
As the Emperor, Empress, and the soldiers came out of the Detention Block, the Nova Brittonian double agent arrived at the door. He immediantly dropped his pistol and explained who he was. As he was explaining, an RPA soldiers charged at them. He fired several shots, hitting a few soldiers, wounding the double agent, and a single bullet hitting the Emperor's upper body. The soldiers, swearing, killed the Theist and then attended to their Emperor

IC:
*Grace begins researching and experimenting with their new weaponry so they could start manufacturing it.*
Nova Brittanica
08-12-2006, 04:38
IC:
*Grace begins researching and experimenting with their new weaponry so they could start manufacturing it.*

OOC: What the devil are you talking about?
Grace Academy
08-12-2006, 04:41
OOC: What the devil are you talking about?

OOC: Oops wrong thread..
British Londinium
08-12-2006, 23:03
BBC World Service Bulletin

With the Emperor and Empress safe in Kensington, attacks continued on Waddington, when Londinian troops were forced to retreat by RPA forces. Bombers killed 23 RPA soldiers this morning.
British Londinium
09-12-2006, 00:52
Attacks continue to ravage British Londinium, with bombs in the capital killing three hundred Members of Parliament. Nuclear missiles were fired at Waddington in retaliation. Notwithstanding that, the RPA suffered minimal losses, with their bases now having appeared in British Fiji, an island chain two hundred kilometres to the north. One hundred thousand people died in the nuclear blasts. Decontamination efforts are under way.
Nova Aquaria
09-12-2006, 00:55
Wouldn't it be easier to just let them worship?

IC:
1 Billion in aide was given to British Londinium.
British Londinium
09-12-2006, 00:57
OOC: Never!
IC:

Strategic bombers flew over British Fiji, carpetbombing the island chain with firebombs. Minimal damage occured to RPA troops, who are well fortified, but 34 RAF bombers were destroyed.
British Londinium
09-12-2006, 01:03
SIC:
"Muhahahahaha! I know just the thing to get rid of these pesky Theists once and for all," laughed the Emperor.
IC:

Announcement from the Emperor

Theism is hereby legal. All Theists must report to the nearest Government office to apply for reparations and to be replaced on the citizen registries.

British Londinian theist expatriates flocked to their homeland, rejoicing at their ability to return home.
British Londinium
09-12-2006, 01:06
Ministry for Defence Internal Communiqué

Emperor:
The Theists fell for your trap. Three hundred thousand theists have been executed, with an additional five million awaiting processing.

However, three theists escaped and signalled to the world about our executions. May science help us.
British Londinium
09-12-2006, 01:08
President George Lincoln was furious. The RPA rebels were in British Fiji! That was extremly close to Nova Brittonian Fiji! Angrily, the President sent a telegram to the Dual Monarchs.

Official Diplomatic Telegram
To: Dual Monarchs
From: President George Lincoln
We are outraged that the extensive attacks on RPA Waddington have resulted in the RPA going to British Londinium! This is close to our province, Nova Brittonian Fiji, and the RPA is now classified as a national threat to Nova Brittanica. We demand that you not send any nuclear missiles. We wish to purge the Theists from British Fiji. We will do this swiftly and in return we ask for half of British Fiji that is not already under our rule.

Reply

We will not cede any additional territory. It is a matter of national pride. However, if you insist on purging them, we will offer you one billion USD.
British Londinium
09-12-2006, 01:10
BBC World Service broadcast

Riots broke out all across British Londinium, as news of secret executions occurs. Apparently, the Monarchs' declaration of legal theism was a hoax intended to dismantle the RPA. As of now, three million Theists have been estimated to be executed.

RPA attacks continued, with cruise missiles striking Portmouth Naval Base, killing thirty nine.
Nova Brittanica
09-12-2006, 01:35
So it is to be. The Theists will die. George Lincoln had authorised the largest secret invasion in Nova Brittanica's history. The grand might of the Imperial Navy, Secret Operations, and Imperial Elite attacked RPA British Fiji. The invading army went in at night, and created AA weaponry to stop non-authorised aircraft to escape. What's more, a submarine blockade protected the British Fiji from unauthorised boats escaping. The invading soldiers had swept in, each island one by one, in a massive sweeping arc from north to south. The army spied on suspicous citizens, and found many bases this way. The army assassinated city operatives for the RPA. The army got into large firefights with the RPA by following their members to their bases, and took over the bases. The army did all this, and hid from the public, mostly sucessfully. A telegram was sent to the Dual Monarchs explaining the situation.
British Londinium
09-12-2006, 01:38
OOC: Hid from the public? I think not. It's an entire army, people are bound to notice, considering the fact that the RPA is basically controlling the whole of Londinian Fiji.
Nova Brittanica
09-12-2006, 01:39
OOC: The army invaded in the night, and took over RPA bases. I'll edit it to mostly hidden from the public.
British Londinium
09-12-2006, 01:56
OOC: Better.
IC:

RPA troops were reeling from the sudden onslaught of Brittanian forces.

All units, prepare for Emergency Protocol v591x.

The RPA forces, as they retreated, activated the mass caches of C4 explosives scattered throughout the city. The explosion nearly vapourised the city, with thousands of civilians dying, and hundreds of RPA troopers dead.

However, the majority of the RPA scattered, lost to the enemy once more.
Nova Brittanica
09-12-2006, 02:17
Later that day, Real Events
It was afternoon, and thousands of protesters against the Nova Brittonians waved burining Nova Brittonian flags, reading religous texts, and brandishing weaponry in a park. Naturally, the Nova Brittonian military was taking the weapons from the protesters. One such protestor was struggling with a soldier to keep his weapon. While the two struggled, the gun accidently went off, killing the soldier. The results were instantenous. Unarmed protesters ran off, the armed protesters covering them with a fire fight. Yet, the fleeing protesters were being shot down like turkeys before Thanksgiving. The soldiers blasted away at the protesters, armed or no, with everything they had. In the end of the bloody conflict four thousand lay dead. Only seven hundred of these were soldiers.

Later that Day, New Broadcast
It was afternoon, and in a peacful park Nova Brittonians walked in for lunch. Then all of a sudden, a Muslim yells "Allah Akbar!" and begins shooting the soldiers. Every non-Nova Brittonian gets out concealed weaponry and attacks. Eventually after a few videos of battling, the Nova Brittonians miracuosly win.
British Londinium
09-12-2006, 02:54
BBC World Service broadcast

Executions of Theists continue, with an estimated four million theists captured and murdered via giant blender.

RPA bombers flew over both British Londinium and Nova Brittanica, dropping bombs on Northolt as well as the Brittanian capital.

Three thousand were killed in Northolt, but casualties from Nova Brittanica are unknown at this time.
Nova Brittanica
09-12-2006, 03:32
OOC: Other then Nova Brittonian Fiji, I'm outside of rebel bombing range, not to mention I grounded British Fiji, so...

IC:

Casualties in Nova Kensington: 700
Casualties in War: 9,000
RPA Casualties in British Fiji: 1.5 Million
Civilian Casualties in British Fiji: 800
Sunken Ships: 12
Downed Aircraft: 17
British Londinium
09-12-2006, 03:35
OOC: Other then Nova Brittonian Fiji, I'm outside of rebel bombing range, not to mention I grounded British Fiji, so...

IC:

Casualties in Nova Kensington: 700
Casualties in War: 9,000
RPA Casualties in British Fiji: 1.5 Million
Civilian Casualties in British Fiji: 800
Sunken Ships: 12
Downed Aircraft: 17

OOC:
Dude, I set casualties.
IC:

Three hundred thousand RPA soldiers were captured/killed, and 1200 civilians died.
Nova Brittanica
09-12-2006, 03:51
OOC:
Dude, I set casualties.
IC:

Three hundred thousand RPA soldiers were captured/killed, and 1200 civilians died.

OOC: Well, you aren't working in British Fiji are you? Now let's get this thing over with. Say, I capture some plans for a massive attack by all RPA against Kensington, I tip you off, and we have a massive battle in which the RPA is eleminated.
British Londinium
09-12-2006, 03:58
OOC: Well, you aren't working in British Fiji are you? Now let's get this thing over with. Say, I capture some plans for a massive attack by all RPA against Kensington, I tip you off, and we have a massive battle in which the RPA is eleminated.

IC:
Thousands of bomber planes flew over Londinian Fiji, the last known refuge of the RPA.

Fuel air bombs were dropped by the thousands, quickly destroying most of the RPA infrastructure.
Cortellen
09-12-2006, 04:52
**Offical Telegram from the Socialist government of Cortellen, to the government of British Londinium**

To the Head of State of British Londinium,
This nation has been watching your recent struggle with these terrorists and would offer active support but you seem to have the rebellion under control. That being said if it is needed we will give what little assistance we can offer to support your cause.

Signed

Effil Essi, Head of State for Cortellen.
British Londinium
11-12-2006, 02:54
BBC World Service broadcast

Genocide continues to ravage British Londinium as three million more religious individuals died by giant blender.

RPA attacks killed an additional two thousand in Waddington today, when a skyscraper was imploded.