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OOC:
Hello all,
This is an RP war for Christmas, it is non christmas nations (people against Christmas) vs the people for Christmas for one reason or another. Plus this can get some pressure off our chests, its better to RP war your idealogical enemies then flame war them ;) its less stressfull too.

Rules:

Forum rules
roman tech-mt (for humor)
no g-moding
no flaming/trolling
have fun :)

IC:
IT was Christmas eve, Santa paced back and forth in his arctic castle, which was now complete with defensive weapons systems.

Santa: So many people don't celebrate christmas anymore, they hate me, LT. General Rudolph? What should I do...

Rudolph: These nations have openly oppressed our loyal subjects, this is an act of WAR!

Santa:*sobs a bit with a love for his followers then removes his paws to reveal an agry face* Rudolph with your military mind so bright! Will you not lead my army tonight?!

Rudolph: It'll be a pleasure sir!

An official message from the North Pole government

Santa is very cross at the cruel treatment of those loyal to him, he demands their release. We need not remind you, North Pole has just successfully tested a nuclear bomb :p . Santa will give you till Christmas morning to respond! If demands aren't met his army of elves and reindeer will attack with deadly force. Remember they have also dreamed of taking over the South Pole with force, this is an oppurtunity for him to do that! So if you want all the polar bears to live make the right choice, LT General Rudolph OUT!

*transmission end*

(OCC: So do we use modern tech or Roman Empire tech))

(OCC: So do we use modern tech or Roman Empire tech))

No we can use tech from roman times to modern times

OOC: Does this rp pretty much leave out religious war by people fighting to bring Christ back into Christmas?

No we can use tech from roman times to modern times

(OOC: OK Thanks)

A Boeing 747-400 lands on the snowy Runway at the North Pole. The aircraft is colored in blue and white, and the Royal family emblem is on the side. Wilgrove has recently finished it transfer from a Democracy to a Democratic Monarchy. The aircraft pulls up next to Santa's workshop and the doors open. King Summer steps down the stairs and shakes Santa's hand.

"I see that you have a little problem here in the North Pole, your kind is being oppressed. However, I doubt you can fight these nations with toys and sugar plums. Wilgrove and the Royal Family will give you any support needed in this little conflict. We have the best military in our region. Now, if I help you, what is in it for me?"

OOC: Does this rp pretty much leave out religious war by people fighting to bring Christ back into Christmas?

OOC: It includes it, Christians fighting for Christ in Christmas can be one group, people just for Christmas can be another, the Anti-Christmas peoples would be the last group (tell me if you want the name changed)

The Christian Army (Holiday division)
The Fourth Holy Reich
North Pole Alliance (Santa's army)
South Lizasauria
Wilgrove
Oslea

Anti-Christmas alliance (anyone against Christmas whether its scrooge or bob the atheist)
Ri-an

(OOC: OK Thanks)

A Boeing 747-400 lands on the snowy Runway at the North Pole. The aircraft is colored in blue and white, and the Royal family emblem is on the side. Wilgrove has recently finished it transfer from a Democracy to a Democratic Monarchy. The aircraft pulls up next to Santa's workshop and the doors open. King Summer steps down the stairs and shakes Santa's hand.

"I see that you have a little problem here in the North Pole, your kind is being oppressed. However, I doubt you can fight these nations with toys and sugar plums. Wilgrove and the Royal Family will give you any support needed in this little conflict. We have the best military in our region. Now, if I help you, what is in it for me?"

IC:

Santa:HO! HO! HO! I think some of our toys will pack a punch!! Come I'll show you. *leads them in warmly*

Elves began building large arctic tanks with heat seeker missile launchers welded on the sides. Elves practiced shootong, female elves made grenades disguised as snow balls. And best of all the Snowman battle droid. :mp5:

Santa: I sure hope those loyay to the holidays are holding out....I'll tell you what helping me will mean your army will have tons of "presents" *a tank is loaded into a large Christmas present then put on a naval battlecruiser.*

IC:

Santa:HO! HO! HO! I think some of our toys will pack a punch!! Come I'll show you. *leads them in warmly*

Elves began building large arctic tanks with heat seeker missile launchers welded on the sides. Elves practiced shootong, female elves made grenades disguised as snow balls. And best of all the Snowman battle droid. :mp5:

Santa: I sure hope those loyay to the holidays are holding out....

King Summer looks over at Santa's weponary, and handles one of the snowballs grenade.

"Impressive, but we'll need to get into their defense systems. We can't simply win this war on defense only. That is where the stealth fighters and bombers, the B-01 Silent Winds and the F-02 Shooting Stars comes in. Our radar system and Intelligence operations will pick up their air bases, missile silos, anything that is of military value. In fact W.I.A (Wilgrove's Intelligence Agency) is working on that right now."

Wilgrove thens whispers something to his servant and his servants runs outside and into the jet.

"Don't mind him, he's just getting the stuff I need to keep in communication with my military and government agencies. Tell me, what are your defenses?"

IC:

In the Reich, an cardinal of the Church gives a stirring homily to the faithful. The message is clear: The world has undermined what Christmas is really about. They have ocommercialized it, and they have, in a way, commited a blasphemy against our Blessed Lord by equating Christmas with some fat bearded guy who makes toys.

In the crowd hearing this is Der Fuhrer, who is greatly stirred.

After the mass, Der Fuhrer stands before a crowd of his NAZI soldiers, exciting them and encouraging them to prepare for war.

IC:

A week later, A crowd of 120,000 soldiers, headed by 10,000 panzers (3 men in each) find themselves traversing over the snowy North Pole. The soldier's breaths are clearly visible in the crisp air, and their assault rifles shake in their hands from the cold. However, with their heavy fur coats and gloves and the like, it is nonetheless bearable. The panzers make slow progress in the slush of the snow, not able to move much faster than a horse's run.

Nonetheless, the soldiers' spirits are high, and they are full of conviction...as a chorus of "Veni, Emmanuel" fills the cold air.

Soon, they are not far from Santa's workshop.

(OOC: I'd fight for Christmas but I'm tempted to shoot down Santa's sleigh with an F/A-35... Ah well I'm still fighting for Christmas.)

Cleverly enclosed in a letter to Santa, was an official communique from Oslea.

From: David Egret
To: Santa, North Pole, HOH OHO

We're willing to help you in your quest for conquest over the South Pole, and any other help you need. Some of our soldiers have always wanted to go penguin and seal hunting but that dang Greenpeace always blocks their path, and we've had no good reason to take them out until now (impedement of the national military). This is also a great time to help out you, one of my major childhood figures, So, whaddya say, old buddy?

David Egret
PM of Oslea

PS: My son wants all three gaming consoles for Christmas. Also, do NOT go for the cookies he lays out for you this year. He's laced them with some sleeping pills and cannabis.

(OOC2: As of now, I have no forces committed to this, and that letter was secret IC, so no one knows I'm participating ICly.)

King Summer looks over at Santa's weponary, and handles one of the snowballs grenade.

"Impressive, but we'll need to get into their defense systems. We can't simply win this war on defense only. That is where the stealth fighters and bombers, the B-01 Silent Winds and the F-02 Shooting Stars comes in. Our radar system and Intelligence operations will pick up their air bases, missile silos, anything that is of military value. In fact W.I.A (Wilgrove's Intelligence Agency) is working on that right now."

Wilgrove thens whispers something to his servant and his servants runs outside and into the jet.

"Don't mind him, he's just getting the stuff I need to keep in communication with my military and government agencies. Tell me, what are your defenses?"


Several bunkers of packed ice (camouflaged in scow) with hidden gattling cannons and anti missiles guarded the castle. Heavy maching gun turret traps wer hidden in castle windows. Snipers hid in Christmas trees and Tanks stalked the perimeter.

OOC:

(still thinking up more defenses)

Several bunkers of packed ice (camouflaged in scow) with hidden gattling cannons and anti missiles guarded the castle. Heavy maching gun turret traps wer hidden in castle windows. Snipers hid in Christmas trees and Tanks stalked the perimeter.

OOC:

(still thinking up more defenses)

King Summer: Impressive. I will order two of my flying Radar aircraft to circle the area for incoming hostile forces. I suggest we wait until the others get here before going into deep planning for this war.

King Summer: Impressive. I will order two of my flying Radar aircraft to circle the area for incoming hostile forces. I suggest we wait until the others get here before going into deep planning for this war.

IC:
Rudolph: A wise plan, I wanted to build up forces first but tommorow is such a short deadline, everyone's busy on Christmas ;) Do I have permission to stay beyond deadline and build forces.

Santa: If it will save Christmas.

OOC: If no one comes in five minutes lets have Santa's invasion begin.

IC:
Rudolph: A wise plan, I wanted to build up forces first but tommorow is such a short deadline, everyone's busy on Christmas ;) Do I have permission to stay beyond deadline and build forces.

Santa: If it will save Christmas.

OOC: If no one comes in five minutes lets have Santa's invasion begin.

OOC: Ok, let's start it with the radar aircraft picking up several hostile signals.

OOC: Ok, let's start it with the radar aircraft picking up several hostile signals.

OOC: Ok, can someone play as the South Pole? Be imaginative, arm south pole animals and marine life and have the coca cola bears hide amthrax in their drinks ;)

IC:
Elf: Sir! We have incomeing. *missiles shaped like coca cola bottles destroy forces on right flank!

Allied GI: Ahhh! They put some toxin in it get it off meee *flesh melts off and turns to dust C&C Generals style*

OOC: Though I personally OOCly love christmas, I despise santa clause, and for that reason, I will play the other side, and use my massive corporate empire I just pulled out of nowhere and destroy it.

IC:

C.E.O. and president of Iownitall (Pronounced as I own it all.) Bill Dollarmaker sat in his plush leather chair looking over this threat from the North pole.

"Please, a nuclear Bomb? What's next, is he going to kill people who disagree with him? Clearly this man pretending to be Santa Clause is a mad man and must be stopped." he said.

An appeal from President Bill to the rest of the world.

I urge my fellow leaders not to be fooled by this mad man. If he claims to have tested a nuclear Bomb, then obviously he's not the sort of peace and goodwill towards men person the Real Santa Clause is, or at least would be if he actually existed.

Are we lambs to be lead to the slaughter by some tinpot dictator with one or two nuts to follow him so that he can control the poles? Science has shown that if the poles were to melt, it would cause a disaster of epic porportions, and a nuclear bomb produces enough heat to melt one of them. Do we want this so called, "Santa Clause" to be able to hold the world hostage?

Think of the children. Do we want them to grow up with thuis warped and horribly disfigured image of a happy holiday? As a parent myself, I can assure you that this is NOT the case. I want my daughters and sons to grow up knowing that christmas is a peaceful time, a happy time, to be with family.
I don't want them growing up knowing that the world kneeled to a false Idol.

I call you, my brothers and sisters that lead the world, to join with me, as we stand up to this idolater, this, Cultist, and tell him WE WILL NOT KNEEL! We will not take lightly to his threats of Polar bear Genocide. We will not be lead around by the nose, and that we will forcibly remove him from what little power he holds.

OOC: Though I personally OOCly love christmas, I despise santa clause, and for that reason, I will play the other side, and use my massive corporate empire I just pulled out of nowhere and destroy it.

IC:

C.E.O. and president of Iownitall (Pronounced as I own it all.) Bill Dollarmaker sat in his plush leather chair looking over this threat from the North pole.

"Please, a nuclear Bomb? What's next, is he going to kill people who disagree with him? Clearly this man pretending to be Santa Clause is a mad man and must be stopped." he said.

An appeal from President Bill to the rest of the world.

I urge my fellow leaders not to be fooled by this mad man. If he claims to have tested a nuclear Bomb, then obviously he's not the sort of peace and goodwill towards men person the Real Santa Clause is, or at least would be if he actually existed.

Are we lambs to be lead to the slaughter by some tinpot dictator with one or two nuts to follow him so that he can control the poles? Science has shown that if the poles were to melt, it would cause a disaster of epic porportions, and a nuclear bomb produces enough heat to melt one of them. Do we want this so called, "Santa Clause" to be able to hold the world hostage?

Think of the children. Do we want them to grow up with thuis warped and horribly disfigured image of a happy holiday? As a parent myself, I can assure you that this is NOT the case. I want my daughters and sons to grow up knowing that christmas is a peaceful time, a happy time, to be with family.
I don't want them growing up knowing that the world kneeled to a false Idol.

I call you, my brothers and sisters that lead the world, to join with me, as we stand up to this idolater, this, Cultist, and tell him WE WILL NOT KNEEL! We will not take lightly to his threats of Polar bear Genocide. We will not be lead around by the nose, and that we will forcibly remove him from what little power he holds.

IC:
*Two penguins march in*

Penguin1: Sir! Our master is greatful for your investment in coca cola, we will fight to the death for your cause, this mad man will not take ouver the South Pole! *salutes, kicks boots* Our troops are ready for action, state your first command!

OOC: Wanna play as the South Pole? You'd be able to make funny units, if not the penguins will help you in battle via another nation.

(Christmas day)

IC:

Rudolph: It looks like a nuclear winter this year! Launch the bomb towards Afghanistan! Long have Muslims defied Christmas!

*nuke launches*

OOC:
This is not meant to offend or advocate genocide of muslims, its only a strategic target to get the world's attention.

OOC: I'm sorry, but I already was. Iowneverything bought the south pole a little over a year ago in a private shady backroom deal. :D I'll give orders, but I really and truely suck horribly at strategy. but I can try.

IC:

Bill turned.

"Didn't you get the memo? that investment bought coca-cola. now, if the north really thinks they can kill polar bear so easily, then obviously, they are underprepared for the south's massive Polar bear army. Send in the Penguin Navy boys, we need to get our bears up north.

I already responded with a couple of Lindblum Santa clause coca cola bottle missles. Send for Dr. Palpatine. I want to know his progress on project Nova.

OOC: I'm sorry, but I already was. Iowneverything bought the south pole a little over a year ago in a private shady backroom deal. :D I'll give orders, but I really and truely suck horribly at strategy. but I can try.

IC:

Bill turned.

"Didn't you get the memo? that investment bought coca-cola. now, if the north really thinks they can kill polar bear so easily, then obviously, they are underprepared for the south's massive Polar bear army. Send in the Penguin Navy boys, we need to get our bears up north.

I already responded with a couple of Lindblum Santa clause coca cola bottle missles. Send for Dr. Palpatine. I want to know his progress on project Nova.

IC:
Penguin1: *bows submissively* Lead us to victory my master! If I fail you as a general I will commit sepuku with a icicle....

Penguin2: There is another general in Santa's army stationed in Whoville, it seems Mr. Grinch has betrayed us, we must capture him and force him to commit sepuku for treason!

*Polar bears with M-15s load onto coca cola trucks as the invasion of Naboo music plays.*

Penguins: It will be done Sir!

In the country of Wilgrove, four Shooting Stars and Two Silent Winds aircraft are already in the air and on their way to the South Pole. The Shooting Stars aircraft are carrying Cruise Missile dubbed Meteor.

Pilot 1: "We are approaching the Poles, shutting off all non-essential lighting, we are going radio silence"

Pilot 2: "Roger that, going radio silence, snuff all non-essential lights"

As the Shooting Stars aircraft fly over the South Pole, they release their loads of Meteor that's programmed to take out buildings and infrastructures that are deemed important.

Coming behind the Shooting Stars aircraft are the Silent Winds aircraft, they line up with the airfields and release their loads, they are dropping dumb bombs over the South Poles airfields in Carpet bombing.

However, as the aircraft fly over the South Pole, their radar lights up "Incoming Hostile!"

In the country of Wilgrove, four Shooting Stars and Two Silent Winds aircraft are already in the air and on their way to the South Pole. The Shooting Stars aircraft are carrying Cruise Missile dubbed Meteor.

Pilot 1: "We are approaching the Poles, shutting off all non-essential lighting, we are going radio silence"

Pilot 2: "Roger that, going radio silence, snuff all non-essential lights"

As the Shooting Stars aircraft fly over the South Pole, they release their loads of Meteor that's programmed to take out buildings and infrastructures that are deemed important.

Coming behind the Shooting Stars aircraft are the Silent Winds aircraft, they line up with the airfields and release their loads, they are dropping dumb bombs over the South Poles airfields in Carpet bombing.

However, as the aircraft fly over the South Pole, their radar lights up "Incoming Hostile!"

IC:

Two missile turrets launch coca cola missil bottles again with heat seekers which lock on to some planes. However Wilgrove's weapons did tons of damge to the Southern base, the radio darkness is what kept them from being detected, flak cannons began going off as well.



OOC:
You can take over from here Ri-an.

IC:
In Ri-ans absense I shall take over.

The missiles steadily gain on the planes, if they had countermeasures they'd best use them now.

(castle)
Santa: *turns on screen, the Grinch is seen in on screen* Commannder Grince, what is your status?

Grinch: They're trying to steal the really giant tree in town hall, our troops are taking casualties

The war zone is seen in the background, static battle sounds like mortars and machine gun fire is heard in background and whos hug the ground, some occasionally getting sniped. :sniper:

(south)
Penguin: Sir! We are advancing in Whoville but we have sustained heavy casualties, we need to ask for Willy Wonka's support, the war room contains products of great interest (the room with munition/candy in the new Willy Wonka) And we need to buy mentos so we can resupply our grenades! *polar bear chuchs German WWI hand grenade shaped like a coca cola bottle in the distance*

The Aurora Austrailus Air Defense lit up at the approach of the jets.

To the casual observer, this was simply the southren counterpart to The Aurora Borealis But in truth, it was possibly one of the most advanced defence screens on Earth.

"The Aurora's lit up! The Aurora's Lit up! All hands to battle stations!" a computer commanded.

Great spot lights lit up, and an air raid siren began to wail.

Anti-aircraft fire followed the planes, once the spotlights found them.

As for important buildings, good luck. There were none above surface in the South Pole. they were all underground. Only the penguins and bears, knew how to get below. the most important building wasn't even in the south Pole. It was at the Corporate Headquarters of Iowneverything INC. In Tokyo Japan, where far too many innocent civilians lived and thrived.

IC:
In Ri-ans absense I shall take over.

The missiles steadily gain on the planes, if they had countermeasures they'd best use them now.

Santa: *turns on screen, the Grinch is seen in on screen* Commannder Grince, what is your status?

Grinch: They're trying to steal the really giant tree in town hall, our troops are taking casualties

The war zone is seen in the background, static battle sounds like mortars and machine gun fire is heard in background and whos hug the ground, some occasionally getting sniped. :sniper:

*Weep Weep Weep*

Pilot 1: We got boogies coming at us at 5 o' clock. Attention Air Strike Team, we need to disperse I repeat, we need to disperse.

The Four Shooting Stars and Two Silent Winds aircraft immediately go their separate ways However the Two Silent Winds aircraft has an idea.

"Pilot 3: What if we criss cross one another?"

"Pilot 4: That could work!"

The Two Silent Winds bombers begin to criss cross one another in a hope to cause the missiles to crash into one another.

However the Four Shooting Stars were having problems.

"Warning Hostile target is 5 o clock 200 feet away."

Pilot 1: Ahh crap we need to inject.

The pilot ejects from the aircrafts and then watches as the heat seeking missile hit his aircraft.

"Warning Hostile target 6 o' clock 150 feet away."

Pilot 2: Injection is not working!

The pilot immediately pushes his aircraft towards the South Pole terrain, and at the last minute pulls up.

The third Shooting Star aircraft engine was not able to cope with the cold weather and seize up, both pilots and aircraft was destroyed.

Back at the North Pole King Summer was keeping track of the action.

"Ok so we're in a bit of a mess with this air strike, have they accomplish the mission though, have they hit their target?!"

The Aurora Austrailus Air Defense lit up at the approach of the jets.

To the casual observer, this was simply the southren counterpart to The Aurora Borealis But in truth, it was possibly one of the most advanced defence screens on Earth.

"The Aurora's lit up! The Aurora's Lit up! All hands to battle stations!" a computer commanded.

Great spot lights lit up, and an air raid siren began to wail.

Anti-aircraft fire followed the planes, once the spotlights found them.

As for important buildings, good luck. There were none above surface in the South Pole. they were all underground. Only the penguins and bears, knew how to get below. the most important building wasn't even in the south Pole. It was at the Corporate Headquarters of Iowneverything INC. In Tokyo Japan, where far too many innocent civilians lived and thrived.

OOC: Lets make our first battle the battle of Whovill.

IC:
Elves paratroops out of myriad slighs flying over Whovill with elves dressed as santa driving them.

Elf1: We have contact, operation charity commensing, alright boys lets give some southerners gifts!

Elf2 and 3: Roger that efl leader! I got some presents for you people down there! *drops supplies for allies (weapons, ammo, medical, drops nitre bombs for enemies)

Polar bear: Attack the sleighs! :mp5:

The Aurora Austrailus Air Defense lit up at the approach of the jets.

To the casual observer, this was simply the southren counterpart to The Aurora Borealis But in truth, it was possibly one of the most advanced defence screens on Earth.

"The Aurora's lit up! The Aurora's Lit up! All hands to battle stations!" a computer commanded.

Great spot lights lit up, and an air raid siren began to wail.

Anti-aircraft fire followed the planes, once the spotlights found them.

As for important buildings, good luck. There were none above surface in the South Pole. they were all underground. Only the penguins and bears, knew how to get below. the most important building wasn't even in the south Pole. It was at the Corporate Headquarters of Iowneverything INC. In Tokyo Japan, where far too many innocent civilians lived and thrived.

King Summer slams his fist down on his desk at the North Pole. "Dammit, how come the W.I.A. didn't tell us that these buildings were underground. What about the airports though? Ok, if that's how they want to play, then that's how we'll play. Send two more Silent Winds in front to scan for infrared. Have them relay the coordinates to the White Stars bombers I want four White Stars bombers (similiar in size and shape to the B-52s) to go down there, carrying "Mole" (A Bunker Buster Bomb) and drop it on THEM!"

In Wilgrove sirens lit up once again as several White Stars pilot climb into the aircraft and get it ready, and several Moles are loaded into the bomb bay of the four aircrafts. In 30 minutes the aircrafts took off to the South Pole, except this time, they flew at a higher altitude, well above the Aurora Austrailus Air Defense system.

An hour later, the Silent Winds aircrafts blast through the South Pole, to pick up infrared to pick up and send to the White Stars bombers.

"White Star, The sweep is done, drop the loads at the beginning coordinates and stop dropping them at the ending coordinates"

"Roger that, we are approaching the coordinates you have provided and we will drop the load"

King Summer slams his fist down on his desk at the North Pole. "Dammit, how come the W.I.A. didn't tell us that these buildings were underground. What about the airports though? Ok, if that's how they want to play, then that's how we'll play. Send two more Silent Winds in front to scan for infrared. Have them relay the coordinates to the White Stars bombers I want four White Stars bombers (similiar in size and shape to the B-52s) to go down there, carrying "Mole" (A Bunker Buster Bomb) and drop it on THEM!"

In Wilgrove sirens lit up once again as several White Stars pilot climb into the aircraft and get it ready, and several Moles are loaded into the bomb bay of the four aircrafts. In 30 minutes the aircrafts took off to the South Pole, except this time, they flew at a higher altitude, well above the Aurora Austrailus Air Defense system.

An hour later, the Silent Winds aircrafts blast through the South Pole, to pick up infrared to pick up and send to the White Stars bombers.

"White Star, The sweep is done, drop the loads at the beginning coordinates and stop dropping them at the ending coordinates"

"Roger that, we are approaching the coordinates you have provided and we will drop the load"

IC:
Penguin2: Sir! Shall I proceed in bribing MR. Wonka? We learned he would also be ably to build a fortress of candy, could be useful!

Penguin1: We have a situation! Santa sent reinforcements! WE need backup! *Polar bear gets hit by AP explosive round and explodes in the background*

IC:
Penguin2: Sir! Shall I proceed in bribing MR. Wonka? We learned he would also be ably to build a fortress of candy, could be useful!

Penguin1: We have a situation! Santa sent reinforcements! WE need backup! *Polar bear gets hit by AP explosive round and explodes in the background*

At the same time the White Stars has reached the coordinates and begin dropping Moles.

OOC: I'll do more tomorrow, but to keep you busy tonight before I go to bed...

IC:

South pole...

The buildings were at a variety of depths, all contained within the Crust. If something went into the Mantle, it didn't show. The pole was still on alert from the last bombing mission, but luckily, still relied on the Aurora Austrailus.


Whoville...

The southpole Polar bears grab the whos and hold them hostage, and use them as shields.

They also use their remarkably Nike Logo shaped weapons, and fire shoe shapped grenades at the elves.

Random Polar bear: "JUST DO THIS!"

At the same time the White Stars has reached the coordinates and begin dropping Moles.

OOC: We'll let Rian deal with this one.

IC:
Rudolph: Forces reinforce Whoville, Colonel Grinch must not be captured, he is in command of one of our best strongholds! If I need help from allies the time is now!

(brace the gate>:headbang:__________:gundge: :mp5: <We need artillery)

OOC: I'll do more tomorrow, but to keep you busy tonight before I go to bed...

IC:

South pole...

The buildings were at a variety of depths, all contained within the Crust. If something went into the Mantle, it didn't show. The pole was still on alert from the last bombing mission, but luckily, still relied on the Aurora Austrailus.



OCC: You do realize that Bunker Busters can reach deep into the earth, even penetrate several feet of concrete right?

Infos on Bunker Busters.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/bunker-buster.htm

OCC: You do realize that Bunker Busters can reach deep into the earth, even penetrate several feet of concrete right?

Infos on Bunker Busters.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/bunker-buster.htm

OOC: I do but I don't know how this will effect his army so naturally he'll have to post.

IC: Whos were now in uniform somewhat like http://www.mikechenwriting.com/grumpymoff.jpg the ones in the picture, Who GIs moved in with AK-47s and assualt rifles and bolt action rifles with AP explosive rounds.

The Grinch then pulled out two Dr. Suess looking swords and jumped into a crowd of enemyies hacking them up the way a Jedi would hack up hordes of battle droids from ep I and II, speaking of droids the snowmen droids were shipped in, without need of sleef or rest they reinforced the whos, *darth vader music comes on*

OCC: You do realize that Bunker Busters can reach deep into the earth, even penetrate several feet of concrete right?

Infos on Bunker Busters.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/bunker-buster.htm

OOC: Well, yes, but the South pole is ice, not concrete. Besides, the crust is only a mile thick, after that, we get into the Upper mantle, and Lava doesn't do well with snow. Their beneath the South pole, which is I don't know how many miles thick, then you get to the actual Earth itself, which of course, The Antartic is the coldest place on earth, and all that snow and ice slowing down the missles, I feel reasonably safe. But, there's also the two deadliest weapons Man has ever used.

the Media is the second deadliest weapon on Earth, and I intend to use it thorougly. If too many people stop believing in santa, then he'll fade away, nothing more than a falsehood. A myth, and nothing more.

If that doesn't stop you, than I'll use the first, Religon, and there are so many. Failing that, I'll cause Greenhouse emissions to rise to the point that the Ice caps melt and we all lose.

But, more tomorrow.

OOC: Well, yes, but the South pole is ice, not concrete. Besides, the crust is only a mile thick, after that, we get into the Upper mantle, and Lava doesn't do well with snow. Their beneath the South pole, which is I don't know how many miles thick, then you get to the actual Earth itself, which of course, The Antartic is the coldest place on earth, and all that snow and ice slowing down the missles, I feel reasonably safe. But, there's also the two deadliest weapons Man has ever used.

the Media is the second deadliest weapon on Earth, and I intend to use it thorougly. If too many people stop believing in santa, then he'll fade away, nothing more than a falsehood. A myth, and nothing more.

If that doesn't stop you, than I'll use the first, Religon, and there are so many. Failing that, I'll cause Greenhouse emissions to rise to the point that the Ice caps melt and we all lose.

But, more tomorrow.

OOC:
About the underground base, I looked into it, the lowest depth ever dug on earth by man was 2 miles down, so I think that should be the limit as to the depth of bases. C'mon lets use deadly force like IBCMS and guns and tear up the earth with our armies first, it will add to the hilarity of this thread ;)

IC:

The Grinch fought unremittingly, occasionalyl using his breath of death to gas and kill or using his breath as a flamethrower, he then took his two wavy Dr. Suess swords and fought on.

IC:
(whoville)
By this time the nuke launched was nearly at its destination, a blinding light was in the sky very similar to that which the Grinch saw when he initially turned over. They all started singin the 'Dahoo Dores' song over the dead bodies, the nonresponsive commander let his army die under the Grinch. The light was slightly different, instead of going up it went down, but the Colonel knew what was up...the bomb went off in Afganistan in the distance, the flash brought back memeories of when the Christmas light went off in the sky....

(Afganistan)
(before impact)
Sects fought each other in the name of Allah when a bright light distracted them, for a moment they stopped, realizing it was "da bomb" they ran frantically until it hit the ground. Those in the blast radious were either killed or wounded from the explosion and damage caused by the fissure from the bomb impact, survivors and those out of blast range but within the radious of the radioactivity produced by the bomb ate away at everyone both from the outside in and the inside out. Within a day mutated bodies fried from radiation burns littered the state...

OOC:
About the underground base, I looked into it, the lowest depth ever dug on earth by man was 2 miles down, so I think that should be the limit as to the depth of bases. C'mon lets use deadly force like IBCMS and guns and tear up the earth with our armies first, it will add to the hilarity of this thread ;)

IC:

The Grinch fought unremittingly, occasionalyl using his breath of death to gas and kill or using his breath as a flamethrower, he then took his two wavy Dr. Suess swords and fought on.

OOC: Yea but the problem with this is that the South Pole is made up of ice and water. Below the ice is water, that is it. So it can't be in the earth crust.

OOC: Yea but the problem with this is that the South Pole is made up of ice and water. Below the ice is water, that is it. So it can't be in the earth crust.

OOC: Yes but he said earlier it went to the mantle whic is lower into the crust then 2 miles, plust if it was ture earth would be a lava planet. Below the water is crust. ?In either case all I need is a nuke for the South Pole so I can melt the surface and send my battle droids in ;)

IC:
(Whoville, Penguin1's sepuku)
*Grinch walks up to Penguin1*

Grinch: You have failed my old brother...take this *hands him the sharpened candy cane of sepuku* You know what you have to do...

Penguin1 looked sad, afraid to leave because of the oath he took with his master...either way he beleived he was dead, either through exocution or suicide, he grabbed the candy cane with tears in his eyes and stabbed his stomach as the Grinch sliced his head clean off with his Christmassy sword, such is the way of the victorious Christmas warrior over the defeated.

OOC:

The candy cane was sharpened due to excessive sucking on the straight end, just to let you know. :p

IC:

The Reich's forces, before they can attack Santa, recieve a message to return to the Father Land.

Immediately, they withdraw.

IC:

The Reich's forces, before they can attack Santa, recieve a message to return to the Father Land.

Immediately, they withdraw.

IC:
Rudolph: It's about time we dealt with these pests! *sends tanks, slieghs and GIs with various weapons attack the Fourth Reich's blockade, while Sleighs are sent to dive bomb the border.

IC:
Rudolph: It's about time we dealt with these pests! *sends tanks, slieghs and GIs with various weapons attack the Fourth Reich's blockade, while Sleighs are sent to dive bomb the border.

(Mind giving specific numbers?)

(Mind giving specific numbers?)

OOC:k

200 armed reindeer with various machinegun, 5 snipers, 10 RPG launchers
same for elves when it comes to weaponry and numbers, fifty tanks and 10 sleighs, an invasion force of 500 hundred are coming to your homeland.

OOC:k

200 armed reindeer with various machinegun, 5 snipers, 10 RPG launchers
same for elves when it comes to weaponry and numbers, fifty tanks and 10 sleighs, an invasion force of 500 hundred are coming to your homeland.

IC:

The unexpecting NAZI force takes somewhat heavy casualties when the machine gun fire and the like begins to strike them. By the time that the NAZIs are able to respond, over 3000 men are dead. The remaining ONE HUNDRED SEVENTEEN THOUSAND MEN and TEN THOUSAND TANKS then turn to face the attack.

Hundreds of thousands of assault rifle rounds fill the air as the NAZIs fire upon the attackers, five thousand of the tanks firing against the 50 tanks.

The 5000 of the tanks moves to intercept the invasion force.

IC:

The unexpecting NAZI force takes somewhat heavy casualties when the machine gun fire and the like begins to strike them. By the time that the NAZIs are able to respond, over 3000 men are dead. The remaining ONE HUNDRED SEVENTEEN THOUSAND MEN and TEN THOUSAND TANKS then turn to face the attack.

Hundreds of thousands of assault rifle rounds fill the air as the NAZIs fire upon the attackers, five thousand of the tanks firing against the 50 tanks.

The 5000 of the tanks moves to intercept the invasion force.

IC: The sleighs were still a major threat, they began carpet bombing the tanks and stoofing RPGs from the air, te sleighs had countermeasures and 20mm cannon underneath it with AP bullets.

IC: The sleighs were still a major threat, they began carpet bombing the tanks and stoofing RPGs from the air, te sleighs had countermeasures and 20mm cannon underneath it with AP bullets.

OOC: What were your damages? How many sleighs do you have left?

OOC: What were your damages? How many sleighs do you have left?

OOC: MY tanks would have been incinerated while the remaining 3rd of troops on the ground except RPGs would be on the retreat.

OOC: MY tanks would have been incinerated while the remaining 3rd of troops on the ground except RPGs would be on the retreat.

Explosives impact the earth everywhere, smoke and flames sent up to the sky from the rpgs and the carpet bombings from the sleighs. Several NAZI soldiers are blown to bits, as well as a couple of tanks. The German soldiers scatter, trying to find cover, and then fire up at the sleighs.

Explosives impact the earth everywhere, smoke and flames sent up to the sky from the rpgs and the carpet bombings from the sleighs. Several NAZI soldiers are blown to bits, as well as a couple of tanks. The German soldiers scatter, trying to find cover, and then fire up at the sleighs.

IC:
A bullet hits one of the robotic jet reindeer's fuel lines whih are hidden in the reigns, the sleigh spins out of control leaving a black smoky spiral behind before crashing to the ground leavind a metallic ruin that will stay there if undisturbed for decades to come. About five more where to take after the first destroyed sleigh's example. At this point the 20mm cannon was activated on some sleighs which were now diving and firing their machineguns and pulling up again. :mp5: Within minutes all of them would be downed.

http://www.wargamessupplydump.co.uk/index.2.jpg Santa watches from the top of his castle then goes inside for safety before any enemies even think of shooting him.

BBC World Service, December

Twenty four RAF squadrons flew over the North Pole last night, dropping an estimated one million bombs.

Anti-aircraft fire took out three squadrons.

More on this story as it develops.

*At the South Pole aboard the USS Wilgrove a Nuclear class stealth sub*

Captain: Ok men, apparently the hideout is below the ice in the crust, two miles deep. Now we are not in their area yet so they don't know that we are here, but once we are in their area, we will go radio silence. Private Johnson, when I give you the signal I want you to drop the Stingrays. (Another form of bunker blasters built for underwater uses)

The USS Wilgrove move silently over the area where the eneimes hideout is susspose to be, The submarine opens it undercarriage, and the Stingrays propels out of the submarine and begins to drill it way down into where the enemies are at.

Captain: We'll get them one way or another.

Meanwhile at The Holy Fourth Reich, a bombing campaign has started. The Silent Winds and Shooting Stars aircrafts flying well the country's defense system they begin to drop Moles and several other bombs over the capital of The Holy Fourth Reich. The targets are airfields, government buildings, as well as radar and Satellite systems of The Holy Fourth Reich.

IC:
A bullet hits one of the robotic jet reindeer's fuel lines whih are hidden in the reigns, the sleigh spins out of control leaving a black smoky spiral behind before crashing to the ground leavind a metallic ruin that will stay there if undisturbed for decades to come. At this point the 20mm cannon was activated on some sleighs which were now diving and firing their machineguns and pulling up again. :mp5:

http://www.wargamessupplydump.co.uk/index.2.jpg Santa watches from the top of his castle then goes inside for safety before any enemies even think of shooting him.

OOC: Dude. I have close to 200,000 guys with assault rifles firing at those sleds, and ONE hit? Pfff. I am out, man.

OOC: Dude. I have close to 200,000 guys with assault rifles firing at those sleds, and ONE hit? Pfff. I am out, man.

OOC:Fine I'll edit, but I don't think assault rifles are very good AA weapon against jet air units even in large majority.

OOC: If the Holy Fourth Reich isn't posting can somebody make up an IC reason for them to leave? Thanks. From this post on Santa's objective is to take over the world, andeveryone else is either trying to stop him or bring Christ back into Christmas.

((OC- I'll throw a bit of FT into the mess for a bit...))

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Beautiful things, Comm-Orbs, a few in high Terran orbit gave perfect view of things occuring on Earth. Sometimes what it saw was... well.... it made for the thought shrinks could have a place in Gaian space after all.

Take for instance, what was occuring apparently in the high northern polar cap.

The screens within the Luna-Sol starbase-outpost gave a head scritching pause. Goro watched as decorations were being hung and stockings with care over food replicators and various holoprojecting equipment. Someone even was piping old Motherworld ancient Xmas music over the comms.

"Was this how the yultide cheer was supposed to be celebrated? The Infernals were more civilized."

Just then Goro is glom-hopped onto his back by Mika. "Wha... hey! WHOA!"

"Hiya master, wana kiss?"

Goro twitches an eye. "Huh? What? Wait a minute! I'm watching this stuff."

Mika looks up quizzically at the screens of a Korean War version of Christmas or something for a second, and shrugs. "So the primitives are having a spat. Look, I decorated the entire outter hallway dome for you!"

Mika drags Goro outside the command center, and Goro blinks, then scans view in different directions, seeing GOBS of the same thing on the curved dome roof.

"Uh.... it's mistletoe...." ...looking around some more. "...all of it."

"Yup, nothing else. All that other stuff was too long and stringy to put up, the colored balls kept breaking when I dropped them."

Goro looks at Yuki. "Where did you get all of that from?"

"I paid to have them grown back on Homeworld."

Goro blinks. "Pay? We don't use money."

"That's what Washu said before I offered Akane and Midori as a sign for her party. Don't make a place for them tonight for ours."

Goro just started to walk calmly away by this point. Sooner or later he'd just get Ayumi and Tsubasa to fend Yuki off again, before the same rucuks from last year repeats itself for the sventy-eighth year in a row.

Goro just wondered what sign Akane and Midori were this year. Better than the every other third year sexy Mrs. Claus diorama bit that gave them both a cold afterwards.

Goro ignored the strange sight of another pointless war for the moment, and pulled out the yearly escape contingency holo-plans as he always seemed to do eventually.

IC:

Santa began mobilizing forces in Greenland and Iceland, they'd be easy to conquer since they had low populations. Within days an invasion force of 5000 snowmen droids and sleighs began the invasion. Snowmen emerged from arctic waters unto unsuspecting villages, sleighs flew above like annoying gnats.

(bump)

Can anyone at least try to stop Santa? :confused:

(bump)

Can anyone at least try to stop Santa? :confused:

OOC: I think part of the problem is Ri-an isn't willing to have any damage done to the South Pole base. It's underground, it's in the ice, it can't be reached by bunker blasters. Jeez, at least I am willing to take some damage....

((OC- ...and you want me to send a godmod sized FT force and scare the bejezzus out of the rest of the Earth? Not a good idea... =<>= ))

((OC- ...and you want me to send a godmod sized FT force and scare the bejezzus out of the rest of the Earth? Not a good idea... =<>= ))

OOC: LOL! That would be funny!!! Ok I don't want a g-moded FT army to move in.

IC:

Rudolph set up his borders as Santa commanded. http://images.elance.com/uploads/8B/0C/3804299/SantaSunglassesMugThumbnail.jpg Santa was pleased. All personel under Santa had to wear a Christmas tree armband to show they were part of the Christmas alliance. Death camps were set up for non Christmassers... OF course at the time nobody new of this. Santa crossed his arms and marvelled at his newest "toy" which he planned to use in invading Japan. There stood a giant robotic Santa-bot of death! The toy was activated and walked outside, its feet turned into rocket boosters and flew into space, where it would reenter the atmosphere over toykyo. ;)

as the newest nation in the war sent his top inside man to work at the rapidly filling death camps, ronald elfbane mumbled "i better get paid good for this inside job, those death camps or 'elfstermination points' are tricky" it was going to take some real work to arm and train the captured chistian fighters, but he felt confident. too confident as it turns out. so when he left zonon 8 and flew twards the 'elfstermination points' he never expected for he and his troops to be hit by...

OOC: Yea but the problem with this is that the South Pole is made up of ice and water. Below the ice is water, that is it. So it can't be in the earth crust.

1 no there is no such thing as a floating island they are just mointains coming out of the water

2 ye it is if you don't belive me here are pics:http://www.saburchill.com/album/antarctica/014.html
so uh no sorry, unless santa has figgured out to alter earths structure which would unfortunatly be god moding and such be imposible when atacking GODS forces of priests and holys

(Toykyo)
The giant robot of death descended into the earth's atmosphere andlanded on its feet crushing a car filled with innocent bystanders, it looked up...

Santa-bot: HO! HO! HO! *starts crushing buildings and overturning cars and trucks.

The death robot was just like the santa version of godzilla, plus it had lazer eyes. Several jets and tanks were popping up here and there to try to stop the giant metallic monster but most attempts failed miserably. The death bot picked up a tank and accurately threw it at a jet fighter using its advanced CPU to calculate the points of intersection along the two moving objects paths, miles away the the tank and fighter (which were now connected due to the permeability of metal at those speeds) fell in one of the servant's rooms in an old fashioned mansion. Desperate GI's with RPG cannons and miniguns tried to stop it but the lazer eyes made short work of them... It aimed its hand towards government building and fired it rocket fingers which homed in on the target....

IC:
Elves in the gingerbread barracks sing the
santa march (http://santaarmy.ytmnd.com/) as they do drills.

OOC:
Since RPing RL is confusing I'm going to shift my IC attacks to NS nations only.

IC:
Elves in the gingerbread barracks sing the
santa march (http://santaarmy.ytmnd.com/) as they do drills.

that song is awesome! where'd you get the pic though?:eek:

why's no-one posting on this one???:confused: ahh well,
:mp5:

so no one belives in fightinbg for pesce??? thats torcher:headbang: thats just :p :mp5:

yeah bro why do you care???:sniper:

OOC: I beleive a remake of this thread is in order, and this time please give me GOOD advice people, so that it doesn't go up in flames. And another thing, due to my false reputation I beleive somebody else should make it!!!! *leaves the thread*