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Would anyone like a "war for christmas" RP?

South Lizasauria
05-12-2006, 04:45
Hello all,

I have yet another idea hopefully it doesn't go down the drain like the x-file one did, it went down just like the show did :( Well, lets have Santa and his forces angry at the world for rejecting Christmas. What do you guys think?
British Londinium
05-12-2006, 04:47
Hello all,

I have yet another idea hopefully it doesn't go down the drain like the x-file one did, it went down just like the show did :( Well, lets have Santa and his forces angry at the world for rejecting Christmas. What do you guys think?

Yes! I so call nuking the north pole! :p
South Lizasauria
05-12-2006, 04:52
Lets have all the nations for christmas join "Santa's army"

Those against Christmas like atheists and others can join army2 (make up a cool name)

Just for humor: (Santa sings)

Jimgle bells jingle bells jingle all the way,

O what fun it is to slay bad marines on the holday-ay!

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way, the world has rejected me and now they're going to pay *drops a nuke on some nation* (the nukes reffered to as "WWIII in a can")

Dashing in the snow, in a blood red sleigh shasing and sniping troops as they run away.

Tanks are no match for me, I blast them with glee HO HO!

(still thinking up rest of song) ;)
British Londinium
05-12-2006, 04:57
British Londinium shall spearhead the armies of the atheists, creating the Allied Santa-Hating Alliance.
South Lizasauria
05-12-2006, 04:58
British Londinium shall spearhead the armies of the atheists, creating the Allied Santa-Hating Alliance.

LOL
Gaian Ascendancy
05-12-2006, 05:19
Oyah, I sense a coal mine somewhere in NS world/universe is going to be busy this year. =--=
South Lizasauria
05-12-2006, 05:25
Oyah, I sense a coal mine somewhere in NS world/universe is going to be busy this year. =--=

IC:
Commander Rudolph: HAHAHA! Non-santa loving fool! Don't you know coal is a key ingridiant to my biochemical toxins!!!! AHAHHAHAHA! :gundge: :p
Nova Brittanica
05-12-2006, 05:29
I will be the spark. I will send my marines to conquer the marines, and launch a terrorist attack on Santa. His workshop destroyed, only a handful of elves, Rudolph, and Mrs. Claus survive. This will be the spark for the war, since British Londinium is an ally, he'll be dragged into the war with the Anti-Santa group.
South Lizasauria
05-12-2006, 05:41
One thing try to add as many military/Santa puns :D

War for Christmas IC thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=509728)

The war can wait if people have more to say...shall the war start?