NationStates Jolt Archive


Times - Doubleplusgood Paper

Two Plus Two Make Five
02-12-2006, 23:22
GLORYVIC!
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Last MiniPax bulletin say 45 Twoplustwo Tank Brig and 16 Vic Inf Div had Airstrip sector doubleplusgood breakthrough. Five Enemy inf div and two Enemy mech inf div annihilated! MiniPlenty personnel will requirework plustime to adjust rubber prod stats. Inparty tea ration will probawise be increased. Gloryvic! Gloryvic! Gloryvic!

"Inparty must continuebe goodthink!"
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Thinkpol report alarmwise, unveiling doubleplusungood possibility of Inparty ideodeviates. Goldstein connects possibility uneliminated. Emporer declared speechwise in VicPalace Ingsoc traitors must be detected plus rehabed nodelay:

"Comrades, how will Ingsoc continuelive victorywise? Ingsoc will continuelive victorywise by vaporizing decay within Inparty core. Inparty exampleserve Outparty and prolemass and must causewise continuebe goodthink. Ignorance is strength, Comrades, unforget."

NEW DAYORDER: Public executes mandatory
Many Inparty members have dutyneglected public executes latewise. Ingsoc untolerate anyform neglect. Leader has declared Inparty member attend at public executes mandatory to orderwise strengthen Twoplustwo discipline and unifront enemies. Absence will be regarded serious asociobehave and reported to Thinkpol.

Paintreat Ingsoc traitors! Paintreat enemies! No mercy! No remorse!

TWOPLUSTWO WAR HERO: Comrade Lieutnant John Kennan, 10 Vic Airborne Div, OALC

Leader honour war hero: Cmrd Ltnt John Kennan, 10 Vic Airborne Div, Liberation Corps. During massive paratroop retaliate assault on Eurasia tankfac, Cmrd Kennan killed 37 enemy soldiers and 106 enemy workers with BB AutoGun and Vic Bayonette and sabotaged 15 enemy tanks with Vic TermoGrenades. Enemy coward poison gas counterattack claimed Cmrd Kennan's life.
Cmrd Ltnt John Kennan died Ingsocwise! Through such braveacts, Twoplustwo will live everwise! Inpartyobs demand: Annihilate enemies nodelay!

ANNOUNCE
New joycamp complex construct nearwise border finished. Border district secleaders are hearwise invited to inspect.

Enemy spy ring exposed in Vicsquare, Army Headquarters province. Interrogatewise, traitors have confessed Goldstein agent contacts in Twoplustwo. MiniPax counterint and MiniLuv specdiv will uniwork and downhunt traitors.

Major ammofac in Zafara vaporised by Enemy bomber armada. Eight metalfacs converted to coverloss ammoprod. Prole kitchenequip rations will resultwise be decreased - two peices monthly

Victory Soap prod have overfulfilled Ninth Three Year requireplans 87 %. Another Twoplustwo workers gloryvic! Freedom workwise!

SPECANNOUNCE
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Inpartyobs doubleplusexlusive pics of doubleplusnew Victory Tank 180 Light! MiniPax proudwise state 2,384 units produced! Introduce next offensive. Combatfeats: 1 BB AutoCannon, 2 BB Medium AutoGuns, 1 Vic Flamethrower, 2 Ingsoc ElectroGuns, 1 Vic NerveGas Sprinkler.

Experiments show 231 Enemy POW/min killrate! Congrats MiniPax! Twoplustwo gloryvic plusclose!

"Twoplustwo unistand!
Twoplustwo unifall!
Conform is
doubleplusgood!"
Russkya
02-12-2006, 23:56
OOC: You, my good sir, have just done something that I've always wanted to see done on NS. The time I spent reading the appendixes of 1984 was not wasted. Beautiful!
Two Plus Two Make Five
03-12-2006, 01:27
OCC: Thank you, Newspeak is pretty difficult, my brain hurt after figuring those out.
The Northern Expanse
03-12-2006, 01:49
Miniluv think doubleplusgood of report. Futurelook more same. Gofarewell. *salute*