NationStates Jolt Archive

It's that time of year again! With his very aggresive third term, George Lincoln is finally resigning. He recently passed a law that allows foreign countries to have a say in who is president of Nova Brittanica. The foreign vote now makes up 10% of votes for president! Now for the candidates:

Imperial Republican: Thomas Roosevelt
Supports:
Maximum Imperialization
New Military Drafts
Increased Military Spending
Capitalism
Theocratic Democracy
Corporate Alliance
Opposes:
Minimum Imperialization
Continued Theist Draft
Decreased Military Spending
Abortion
Legalization of Narcotics
Homosexual Marriage
Communism/Socialism
Corporate Regulations
Global Alliance of Sovereign Nations

People's Democrat: Teddy Jefferson
Supports:
Global Aliance of Sovereign Nations
Minimum Imperialization
New Military Drafts
Increased Military Spending
Capitalism
Continued Theist Draft
Abortion
Legalization of Narcotics
Homosexual Marriage
Corporate Regulations
Opposes:
Communism/Socialism
Decreased Military Spending
Maximum Imperialization
Theocratic Democracy
Corporate Alliance

Alliance Green: John Carter
Supports:
Minimum Imperialization
Decreased Military Spending
Abortion
Legalization of Narcotics
Homosexual Marriage
Communism/Socialism
Opposes:
Theocratic Democracy
Maximum Imperialization
New Military Drafts
Increased Military Spending
Capitalism
Continued Theist Draft
Corporate Alliance
Corporate Regulations
Global Alliance of Sovereign Nations

World Soviets: Jimmy Kennedy
Supports:
Maximum Imperialization
New Military Drafts
Increased Military Spending
Continued Theist Draft
Abortion
Legalization of Narcotics
Homosexual Marriage
Communism/Socialism
Global Alliance of Sovereign Nations
Opposes:
Theocratic Democracy
Minimum Imperialization
Capitalism
Decreased Military Spending
Corporate Alliance
Corporate Regulations

You may donate money, vote, and send supplies.

Election Results:
Thomas Roosevelt: 36%
Teddy Jefferson: 42%
John Carter: 14%
Jimmy Kennedy: 8%

Teddy Jefferson-

We are glad too see your stances on many positions. Though I am personally a firm believer in the free market, an isolationist, and for decreased military, we simply cannot support a candidate that supports the despicable Corporate Alliance. Therefore, we have put together 600,000,000 NA Credits, which has already arrived in Mr. Jefferson's account. Our nations currency is more valuable than yours, so that should amount too about 1 Billion or so, of your currency. This is too be used in his campaign. If Mr. Jefferson is elected, we look forward too a long and happy friendship between our nations. Thank you.

-Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Official Clandonian Response

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Clandonia Prime will support the Imperial Republican party and donates them $40 million to help with their election campaign. We hope this election will remain democratic and that no socialists or communists will be allowed a position of government in Nova Britanica.

To John Carter, Alliance Green

On behalf of the Democratic Constitutional Monarchy of the Secular Empire of Maraque, I hereby have wired you $200 Billion for your compaign.

SIC:
Official Party Response:
To: New Ausha
From: The People's Democrat Party
Our party thanks you for your support. This is a great bonus to our campaign funds. We can now use the funds to knock down the Aliance Green's party's base and win the undecided votes.

Official Party Response:
To: Clandonian Prime
From: The Imperial Republican Party
Our party thanks you for your support. This is a great bonus to our campaign funds. We can now use the funds to build a private army to force the other parties into submission.

Official Party Response:
To: Maraque
From: The Alliance Green Party
Our party thanks toy for your support. This is a gigantic bonus to our campaign funs. We can now use the funds to begin serious advertising in the two traditionally Imperial Republican provinces.

NBN(Nova Brittonian Network)
Today a terrorist attack struck Nova Brittanica. A series of political assassinations in South Nova Brittanica killed twenty citizens, all supporters of the Alliance Green Party. Meanwhile in Nova Brittonian Fiji, an unknown force took over a radio station and broadcasted a message that said that if you didn't vote for the Imperial Republicans, that you would die. When confronted, the Imperial Republican Party said that these attacks were in no way connected to the party.

We support Thomas Roosevelt.

OOC: Bump

Our support goes to the Imperial Republicans. We present their party with 20 million USD.

--Emperor Adrian I of Nova Aqauria

The Empire may be interested in buying the loyalty of some of Nova Brittonian's politicians also. Our beloved leader, Emperor Nero, wishes to know if any of Nova Brittonian's senators and congressmen are accepting "campaign contributions" from foreign powers as well?

-Chie Loe
Servant of the Emperor

We are supporting Teddy Jefferson with $60 million time credits. We are also hiring a private detective agency to investigate dirt on all of the other candidates, compromising things in their past-- drugs, sex, moral flubs, avoiding military service and similar things. We are going to spend $20 million dollars on doing this. We are also going to pay $20 million dollars to generate false sensational information and negative rumors on the other candidates through various web sites. We will do a get out the vote campaign with a simple pamphlet-- 5million of them, 5 million buttons, lawn signs 1 million of them, and 1 million t-shirts for a total cost of $40 million dollars. We will hire 100,000 college students to handout these things for five hours at 8 time credits per hour for a total cost of $ 4 million. We are also going to do radio spots for the candidate for $20 million dollars, newspaper adds $20 million, and television adds $40 million dollars. A slight boost. $224 million total cost.

SIC:

Official Party Response:
To: Emperor Adrian I, Nova Aquaria
From: The Imperial Republican Party
We thank you for you support. This is a great bonus to our funds. We will use this money to purchase new ammunition for the Imperial Republican Army (IRA).

Official Diplomatic Telegram:
To: Emperor Nero
From: Presedent George Lincoln
I would like to thank you for your curiosity. Unfortunately, the House of Lords and House of Commons are not currently having elections. However all of the presedential candidates are more the willing to receive donations.

Official Party Response:
To: Commonalitarianism
From: The People's Democrat Party
We would like to thank you for your support. This is a gigantic bonus to advertisments. We hope that this will sway the undecided vote in our favor.

NBN

More political murders today. In the Supernova Academy (only school in Nova Brittanica), thirteen students, all supporters of the World Soviet Party, were killed by their teacher and fellow classmates. The teacher and classmates were found, and arrested. When questioned on their reasons, they said that the other students were going to do things like assassinating the president, burn down orphanages, bomb retirment homes, and poison babies.

List of Rumors:
Jimmy Kennedy:
Killed His Buisnessman Father
Poisoned His mother
Burned Down A Corporate Headquarters
Sold His Ex-Girlfriends Into Slavery In Clandonia Prime
John Carter:
Burned Down Ten Farms
Tortured Twelve Kittens, Seven Puppies, And Nine Bunnies
Lit A Fire In The Woods
Used Biological Malagents Against Political Opponents
Thomas Roosevelt:
Mafia Connections
Southern General In Nova Brittonian Civil War
Poisoned Water Supplies
Napalmed An Orphanage
Tortured Prisoners
Participated In A School Shooting

NBN

More political murders today. In the Supernova Academy (only school in Nova Brittanica), thirteen students, all supporters of the World Soviet Party, were killed by their teacher and fellow classmates. The teacher and classmates were found, and arrested. When questioned on their reasons, they said that the other students were going to do things like assassinating the president, burn down orphanages, bomb retirment homes, and poison babies.

List of Rumors:
Jimmy Kennedy:
Killed His Buisnessman Father
Poisoned His mother
Burned Down A Corporate Headquarters
Sold His Ex-Girlfriends Into Slavery In Clandonia Prime
John Carter:
Burned Down Ten Farms
Tortured Twelve Kittens, Seven Puppies, And Nine Bunnies
Lit A Fire In The Woods
Used Biological Malagents Against Political Opponents
Thomas Roosevelt:
Mafia Connections
Southern General In Nova Brittonian Civil War
Poisoned Water Supplies
Napalmed An Orphanage
Tortured Prisoners
Participated In A School Shooting

O_o Wow.

O_o Wow.

OOC: That is what the political party is called.

OOC: That is what the political party is called.

Oh well, I voted the Alliance Green anyways.

To Thomas Roosevelt:

100 billion Reichsmarks have been wired to your campaign fund. May those homosexuals all be executed. Seig Heil.

Der Fuhrer
The Fourth Holy Reich

NBN
Today the Alliance Green supporting City of Townsend was bombed havily with grenades, fireworks, molotov cocktails, and one stolen bomb. The damage destroyed half of the city, but the fires were put out. The attackers were not found, but fingers are being pointed at the Imperial Republican Party and the World Soviet Party (not nation).

List of Rumors:
Jimmy Kennedy:
Organized A Private Military
Spied For South During Civil War
Strangled Baby Sitter
Started Communist Revolution In Homeland Islands
John Carter:
Worked As A Lumber Jack
Attempted To Kill The President
Wears Fur Clothing
Thomas Roosevelt:
Organized Radio Takeover
Spy From The Corporate Alliance
Organized Townsend Bombing
Crowned Himself Emperor Of Nova Brittanica

OOC: Question. Does the fact that you hare having elections right now imply that your nation is currently without a leader?

The Nationalist/Conservative Alliance government of the Empire of Alexandrian Ptolemais wishes to announce support for the Imperial Republican Party. We wish to assist the party through a pamphlet drop that would be unlinked to the party. Ensure that all communications about this are destroyed and that no-one can leak the information.

Signed

The Right Honourable James Ward
Prime Minister of the Empire of Alexandrian Ptolemais
Nationalist Party Leader
Nationalist MP for Northern Isles

OOC: My nation still has it's president, for now.
SIC:

Official Party Response:
To: Alexandrian Ptolemais
From: The Imperial Republican Party
We thank you for your support. We hope that this pamphlet will help scare the masses into voting for us.

Official Party Response:
To: The Fourth Holy Reich
From: The Imperial Republican Party
We thank you for your support. This will be a great boost to our funds. We will use this money to help recruit more mercenaries, ex-rebels, and unloyal soldiers to the Imperial Republican Army.

SIC:

A telegram from Der Fuhrer to Roosevelt:

Roosevelt:

Der Fuhrer offers a full scale invasion of Nova Britannica and your establishment as dictator presuming you accept a position as my satellite state.

Der Fuhrer
Fourth Holy Reich

Paying for the Thomas Roosevelt babysitter special will include allegations of torture, sex, drugs and all kinds of evil things. It will be produced by Nova Brittanicans for Truth, a nonprofit corporation and will cost $100 million dollars and we will attempt to get it shown on night time television by Teddy Tuneup the liberal media mogul. In addition more money will be put together to try and create a real "babysistter" legal case for $10 million dollars.

SIC:

Official Party Response:
To: The Fourth Holy Reich
From: The Imperial Republican Party
For now, we will wait and see how the elections turn out. Also, we want to know what you mean by "sattelite state". As of know, a mercenary army of fifty thousand men are terrorising the Nova Brittonians liberals. Be aware, that if the elections turn sour for us, there will be a military coup. Have your forces ready to assist.

To: The Imperial Republican Party
From: The Fourth Holy Reich

I want a pledge of fealty. Say the word, and I have a million men ready to march in and establish you dictator.

SIC:

Official Party Response:
To: The Fourth Holy Reich
From: The Imperial Republican Party
Trust me, when I am in power I will give you a Pledge of Fealty. Not only that, but if I make it there without a coup, I will make all other parties illegal, and the Holy Empire will be born. It is really best if we get there democraticaly, so we don't start a war. Nova Brittanica is not without it's military allies.

To the Imperial Republican Party
From the Fourth Holy Reich

My men are itching for a fight. If you have your guys riot, I can march in admist the chaos and subdue your nation fairly quickly.

OOC: Real original canidates

OOC: The names? There actually a joke.

OOC: Bump

To the Imperial Republican Party
From the Fourth Holy Reich

My men are itching for a fight. If you have your guys riot, I can march in admist the chaos and subdue your nation fairly quickly.

Just in case this post was forgotten.

NBN
After the polls closed, and all votes were triple counted the election results are as follows:
First Place: Teddy Jefferson 42%
Second Place: Thomas Roosevelt 36%
Third Place: John Carter 14%
Fourth Place: Jimmy Kennedy 8%