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When Capitol Police are left Unchecked [OOC Humour thread]

The Kraven Corporation
28-11-2006, 23:41
I was very bored this evening, and was having a play around with some Capitol Police sprites a minion made, came up with this little peice of work... if people like them, then I'll do more, if not then I'll let this thread die and chuckle to myself about the futility of the human existence... before slinking back off into my bed before another hard day on the road.... aaah the life of a world hating trucker...

Episode 1: Over the Rainbow.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CPunchecked.png

Episode 2: Thinking Outside the Box

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CPunchecked2.png

Episode 3: Well, thats never happened before...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CPunchecked3.png

Episode 4: All is Fair in Love and War

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CPunchecked4.png

Episode 5: Hello Job seekers!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CPunchecked5.png

Episode 6: A Shot In The Dark

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CPunchecked6.png

Season 2: Episode 1: I'm friends with you because?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CPunchecked7.jpg

Season 2: Episode 2: Ignorance Is Bliss

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CPunchecked8.png

Season 2: Episode 3: When you least Expect It

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CPunchecked9.png


Enjoy


Kraven
Psalara
28-11-2006, 23:42
I was very bored this evening, and was having a play around with some Capitol Police sprites a minion made, came up with this little peice of work... if people like them, then I'll do more, if not then I'll let this thread die and chuckle to myself about the futility of the human existence... before slinking back off into my bed before another hard day on the road.... aaah the life of a world hating trucker...

Episode 1: Over the Rainbow.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CPunchecked.png


Enjoy

Kraven

HA!

I take it these aren't canon?
Clandonia Prime
28-11-2006, 23:44
So is this a popular series on tv in the lands of Kraven?
Blackhelm Confederacy
28-11-2006, 23:46
Lol, nice.:D
The Kraven Corporation
28-11-2006, 23:46
Lol! no its not canon, and its popular TV for Anti Kraven rebels
The Transylvania
28-11-2006, 23:49
Ha! Like this, give us more!

“Shit…here’s Helghan…”
The Kraven Corporation
28-11-2006, 23:51
Episode 2 is up, thanks for the positive feedback...
Jenrak
28-11-2006, 23:56
Enjoyed the first one very well. The second one is chuckle-worthy. Continue the good work.
Jaredcohenia
28-11-2006, 23:57
"Shit! Here's Helghan..."

XD
The Transylvania
29-11-2006, 00:01
Keep it up!!!
The Kraven Corporation
29-11-2006, 00:35
Episode 3 is up, one more before bed ;)
Liberated New Ireland
29-11-2006, 00:53
You wouldn't happen to be a fan of Red Versus Blue, now would you?
Pheanix
29-11-2006, 01:08
nicely done, I was laughing all the way
Groznyj
29-11-2006, 04:17
lmao, "I shot them all" "why?" "I..er..panicked" LMFAO :D
The Transylvania
29-11-2006, 04:20
Hey Kraven, I want a joke with the Count in it. Come on, please do it. Have some CPs talking about the Count.
Barbarosea
29-11-2006, 05:35
OOC: Lol, I like the third one the best out of the three, nice job.
Oslea
29-11-2006, 06:01
Haha! This is better than most comics I've read :D

Make more! They're pretty good, especially number one.
Wanderjar
29-11-2006, 15:30
I was very bored this evening, and was having a play around with some Capitol Police sprites a minion made, came up with this little peice of work... if people like them, then I'll do more, if not then I'll let this thread die and chuckle to myself about the futility of the human existence... before slinking back off into my bed before another hard day on the road.... aaah the life of a world hating trucker...

Episode 1: Over the Rainbow.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CPunchecked.png

Episode 2: Thinking Outside the Box

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CPunchecked2.png

Episode 3: Well, thats never happened before...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CPunchecked3.png

Enjoy

Kraven

Hysterical. I laughed my ass off.
Edoniakistanbabweagua
29-11-2006, 15:32
Hysterical. I laughed my ass off.

Same here. i can't sit down anymore :D

This reminds me of a webcomic called Gone With the Blastwave. I like your first one the best.
The Kraven Corporation
29-11-2006, 19:36
Same here. i can't sit down anymore :D

This reminds me of a webcomic called Gone With the Blastwave. I like your first one the best.

Thanks, thats kinda where I got my inspiration from...
Carbandia
29-11-2006, 19:59
Good god I needed that..:D Can I ask for more? *laughed till his sides hurt*
The Kraven Corporation
29-11-2006, 20:52
Updated with episode 4 "All is fair in love and War" also my first attempt at some scenery... :)
Clandonia Prime
29-11-2006, 21:29
Updated with episode 4 "All is fair in love and War" also my first attempt at some scenery... :)

LOL, thats my favourite one so far!
Duckquackmuse
29-11-2006, 22:00
no. 4 Classic! "So I shot her" :D
New Bonzawaniia
29-11-2006, 22:01
Lol! no its not canon, and its popular TV for Anti Kraven rebels

Whats it called Everyone loves/hates Kraven?
Kraven Street?
Capitol, Police Action!
Psychopathic Cyber-Soldiers do the funniest things
The Kraven Corporation
29-11-2006, 22:04
Whats it called Everyone loves/hates Kraven?
Kraven Street?
Capitol, Police Action!
Psychopathic Cyber-Soldiers do the funniest things

Lmfao, Capitol, Police Action! made me laugh so hard, thats going to feature in one of my episodes :D
Drexel Hillsville
29-11-2006, 22:12
I liked Numebr 3 the best...

*looks at dead guy by computer*

Hmm... All clear
Carbandia
29-11-2006, 22:14
Good god, that was the best one yet..:D

Kraven, just so you know, I have a very difficult job, irl (mail man), so reading these is making my day, seriosly..Thank you, big time.:)
The Kraven Corporation
29-11-2006, 22:20
Good god, that was the best one yet..:D

Kraven, just so you know, I have a very difficult job, irl (mail man), so reading these is making my day, seriosly..Thank you, big time.:)

Thanks, its good to know, I can understand the difficulties of being a mail man, I myself am a Truck driver, so I know how hard a day can get for someone making deliveries...

I'll have episode 5 up tomorow night, around 6 - 7 pm GMT Time...
Cravan
30-11-2006, 01:55
Hehehehe, I love it. =D This stuff's gold. XD
The Kraven Corporation
30-11-2006, 19:08
As promised, Episode 5 from 6pm to 7pm GMT
Nueve Italia
01-12-2006, 00:30
hah, this is pretty funny, but it kinda reminds me of the early episodes of Red vs. Blue (you know, that online Halo parody. . .)

. . . Inspiration, perhaps?
New Bonzawaniia
01-12-2006, 21:55
Hahaha episode 5 is the best so far, he'd make an excellent santa
The Kraven Corporation
02-12-2006, 00:34
Episode 6 is up "A shot In the Dark"
Wanderjar
02-12-2006, 00:37
Kraven my friend, this is hysterical!


(Also, check TGs)
Barbarosea
02-12-2006, 00:42
Lol, episode 6 is one of the better ones. Keep it up.
Agrandov
02-12-2006, 00:59
Hey all,
I'm the one you've all been introduced to as the "Art Minion", seeing as I've been churning out various propaganda pieces for Kraven for about a year now. A couple of months ago (3? 4?) I made the character sprites you're seeing in these comics, but from the Kraven archives we have found the replacement sprites I made before I had my HDD wiped.
So quite luckily this image was saved, and though it's nothing monumental you will probably be seeing it in the next bunch of comics Kraven comes up with.

2nd Generation Sprite (http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/8733/cpfinalko2.png)

I am going to eventually get around to making a 3rd generation of sprites, complete with props and backdrops in a series drawn by me and written by Kraven. I will be taking a much bigger part in the comics, so you can hopefully expect some flashy new ones before the weekend is out. Jack-boots are on the horizon, my friends, but they're marching under the banner of comedy.

As a side note, I have a couple of 1280x1024 wallpapers centred around the Kraven Corporation, which we might end up doing something with once I get off my arse and redo them. I might even sprite a wallpaper if Kraven pesters hard enough.
The Transylvania
02-12-2006, 01:44
Capitol Police killing Capitol Police. Good one, can we see that in a IC thread for real?

And nice work, Agrandov.
imported_Illior
02-12-2006, 01:56
love it man... you must have gotten really bored
Drexel Hillsville
02-12-2006, 02:28
Hey, Agrandov you don't happen to know where I could get a program to help me make sprites of my troops do you?
Agrandov
02-12-2006, 11:05
Well I use MS Paint for all my sprites, and Photoshop CS2 for anything fancy. I prefer Paint for sprites because it's simple to use but challenging to get anything high resolution going on. There are workarounds for its lack of layers etc., and I just feel you get a better level of control than something overly complicated like CS2.
That's just my preference, but there are several alternatives. The best one I've come across so far is a neat little program called Graphics Gale (http://www.humanbalance.net/gale/us/), and there should be a free version available from the website. I find that it handles curves and rotation better than Paint does, and it also has a limited layers function (not sure if commercial edition is any improvement).
Not sure if that's helped, but no program is going to make your sprites for you* so you'll just have to find some decent tutorials or examples (I recommend looking at MegaMan sprites, widely available and at a good resolution for starting out).

*Adobe Photoshop CS2 can take an image and get a sprite-like effect with the Pixelate\Mosaic filter, but this glorified blur function has nothing on a sprite done properly.
New Bonzawaniia
02-12-2006, 20:29
They're getting better and better, keep it up
The Kraven Corporation
04-12-2006, 23:06
Updated, the first Episode of season 2 is here!!
Teraq
04-12-2006, 23:11
Those wacky Capitol Police!

Oh, and check your telegrams.
Drexel Hillsville
04-12-2006, 23:12
Kraven. You sir, win.
Jaredcohenia
04-12-2006, 23:12
I thought CP were tough and drank Coke.
The Kraven Corporation
19-07-2007, 20:59
Bump, Finally got round to uploading the new episode, its not much, short and sweet... not like Capitol Police.... Tall and Bitter...
Wanderjar
19-07-2007, 21:07
Kraven my man, that is hilarious. I loved it when you first started, and its still great stuff now.


Speaking of which, someday we need to finish our RP ;)
The Kraven Corporation
19-07-2007, 21:10
Kraven my man, that is hilarious. I loved it when you first started, and its still great stuff now.


Speaking of which, someday we need to finish our RP ;)

Oooh... ermmm, which one of the many that im doing is that?...

and thanks, took me a while to get that one uploaded lol..
Shazbotdom
19-07-2007, 21:13
Funny

Ass

Shit







I WANT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!
The Aeson
19-07-2007, 21:14
I have only one reply to this- Bwahaha!

By the by, check your TGs evil dude.
1010102
19-07-2007, 21:15
I didn't know the CP weent in libraries. Let alone check out a book.
Wanderjar
19-07-2007, 21:15
Oooh... ermmm, which one of the many that im doing is that?...

and thanks, took me a while to get that one uploaded lol..

The tie in one to the Second Corporatist war, where my Special Forces are trying to extract that scientist defector and ultimately kill your big ass artillery gun....
The Kraven Corporation
19-07-2007, 21:26
OOH, yes... I remember... *notes it down* I'll get on it as soon as.. :)
Wanderjar
19-07-2007, 21:27
OOH, yes... I remember... *notes it down* I'll get on it as soon as.. :)

haha, ok. If you can possibly remember its name, I'll bump it and make a post in there or something.
The Kraven Corporation
19-07-2007, 21:34
Erm... no I can't... Has Kraven gone Too Far? i think it was... or something like that..

erm, also, Ive added another episode, seeing as there has been a lagg in Comics, :)
Wanderjar
19-07-2007, 21:38
Erm... no I can't... Has Kraven gone Too Far? i think it was... or something like that..

erm, also, Ive added another episode, seeing as there has been a lagg in Comics, :)

Thats it, thanks man!


Edit: Damn, its been so long since anyone's posted in it that it basically has fallen out of the Jolt search list lol

I can't find it. I'll make a new thread instead starting with my SF guys landing in your territory as we had planned.