NationStates Jolt Archive

The following diagram was filled out by Joe himself.
Occupation: Hobo
Sex: Yes please
Interests: Begging for change
Education: 1 day at the red cross illetarate adults program

We would be honored for Joe to be in your royal family!


Picture of Joe at his attempt of a music career w/ other hobos:
http://slipandslide.blogsome.com/images/hobo.jpg

Education: 1 day at the red cross illetarate adults program

PAB Foreign Affairs Ministry and Ministry for Culture:

Sure it was a whole day?

We'll have Joe Schmoe, fly him over at your convenience. He can marry the daughter of the Fuhrer

He is on his way.

OOC: Wow. Demaray, you've sunk to a new low.

How dare you! I am bringing little Jr. Nazis to the royal family of Skgorria!

How dare you! I am bringing little Jr. Nazis to the royal family of Skgorria!

OOC: No, you're bringing little Jr. Hobos-that-blame-their-problems-on-Jews to Skgorria.

We regret to inform you that Joe accidentaly tripped into a gas chamber whilst on a tour of a concentration camp. This coincided with a SS officer tripping over and as she fell, she hit a switch that sealed the gas chamber and activated the gas flow. Joe was killed as a result of this.

We don't apologise, he was vermin incarnate.

I believe the term is "muahahahaha *hacking cough* uh...hahahahaha *hacking cough*

The *hacking cough* is optional, along with the "uh..."

PAB AutoText Ministry

Skgorria, our hobo and former millionaire, Japanese national Ekkuno Keenawe, would like to marry your Fuhrer's daughter. He will fly to you himself, only to see her.

Sure, as long as he/she is human. Helena will meet him/her at the airport

...Ekkuno flew over a large city, to the Central Skgorrian Airport, and he saw a lot of people below. Somewhere, he thought, was his delegation. He just couldn't wait. He turned on the autopilot, opened the door and jumped outside, opening his parachute.

Skgorria City Air Defense Command

"INCOMING!" the junior duty officer screamed, gesturing to his radar.
"It's just one parachute you fool!" his superior yelled, "track it, and have a response team follow it! Alert the Police too."

From one of many Response Stations, a platoon of infantry leapt into their trucks and spead off to the projected landing area of the single parachutist. State Police had already cordoned the area off, but many civillians were looking on regardless.

OOC: Ooh, ooh! Execute this one too!

"If only it were not for them! If only it were not for THEM!!! - Ekkuno thought as he opened the door and jumped out.
"How great would Nippon be if not for that defeat!!!" - He screamed aloud while falling without parachute.

He looked at his watch and smiled. He has never thought of who would be his kaishakunin. But all his former wealth was wasted getting Her. And he knew that eventually She would become his kaishakunin. Ekkuno didn't know how to think of that, because She had to be different. But he knew he could trust Her. He knew that if it not that defeat, Nippon would be clean of the insane humiliation; of everlasting pain. He still remembered the faces his parents, and he remembered his sensei. They both died. They both died in Nagasaki. But he knew that what he was doing is right.

Ekkuno pulled the rope and his parachute opened. He looked below and smiled. Watch? Does a happy one need them? He looked at his watch for the last time, waited for the arrow to pass zero, and threw them down. His mind was still counting together with them. As his feet touched the ground and his plane circled around the city, lowering for the landing, he smiled - he knew he is, after all, faster. Ekkuno looked around, the watch still ticking in his mind, and himself still impatiently waiting...

The Empire herby says to you," How dare you dilute your high blood into the common rabble by mingling it with the blood of lesser people, but we shall forgive you if you agree to marry the Lord Harold Erida of the high and most noble pure blood Valgardian Erida house. He is a most suitable husband who is very well educated having been sent to the Imperial Military College and received a Doctorate in Law at the Valgardian Law School. As well, he holds the title of king of the Seventh Kingdom and has in his control an estimate 60 billion USD. What say you to this offer?”

Ekkuno has landed. The police were surrounding him, probably preparing to capture him and escort to some concentration camp as the previous suitor. But Ekkuno knew what he was doing. He put his hand on the tanto, almost pulling it out. The watch were still ticking in his mind.

"If only it were not for Nazis which dragged us into this war, how great Nippon would be!!!" - he screamed aloud.

It was the time. He knew Skgorrian cities weren't made of wood and he can't do really much damage. But he could claim a revenge, his own, personal revenge. For Nagasaki. For his parents. For his sensei. It were Nazi who started it all, and he had to remind the world where this way leads.

Ekkuno thrusted the tanto into his stomach, making a long cut. With the last struggle he looked to the sky. His Kaishakunin was in the plane, already about two miles away, flying over the city center. The time was over.
He could only see the bright light from his plane as it burned him into ashes.



P.S. Read "Ekkuno" backwards.