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Skgorria celebrates having a billion citizens

Skgorria
25-11-2006, 14:17
Skgorria Today

Skgorria's Billionth Citizen Is Born

At approximately 11:43 last night, Sonya Petersen gave birth to a healthy baby boy, Friedrich in Skgorria City Central Hospital. The news of this historic event was greeted with much joy among the populace and the Fuhrer has declared that today be marked as a national holiday with paid leave.

Sonya is a lab technician at a local school and her husband, Wolfgang, is an Area Commander in the State Police. Wolfgang's deputy has assumed duties for the time being to give the proud father a chance to be with his son.

Today is a proud day for all Skgorrians remarked the Fuhrer, despite all that is going on the world, Skgorria survives. Through fields of blood pain Skgorria marches on!

OOC: feel free to mock me and say "LOLZ0R I r 3 billion popluashon, yu r tiny" and so forth :p
Jenrak
25-11-2006, 14:56
And Jenrak celebrates with royal orgies.
Maraque
25-11-2006, 18:25
LOLLER0RZ I R 3.8 billion populayshun U R s0 tiny!!1111

Oh, and there's a check for $100 million for the family below.

Emperor Jovan S. Norris
Pan-Arab Barronia
25-11-2006, 18:36
Pan-Arab Barronia congratulates Skgorria on it's landmark population (and it's recent victory over Galation - nice work). In light of this event, we will be shipping to you:

[list]
2 tonnes of confetti (premium PAB limited edition)
30000 Party Poppers
15000 Cans of Silly String
[list]

These should arrive within 12 hours.

We would also be happy, in light of your anti-Galation stance, to be considering an exchange of ambassadors. This, however, is up to yourself.

Enjoy!

PAB Foreign Affairs