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Interested in Hydrogen Bombs

Galation
18-11-2006, 03:41
TELEGRAM FROM 5 STAR GENERAL WILLIAMS, MINISTER OF DEFENCE
Our military is interested in these new, seemingly supereffective hydrogen bombs that make nukes look like a stick of dynamite. We will direct our funds away from nukes and towards this portion if needed. If you pocess hydrogen bombs and are interested, name your price. We are primararily looking for ways and blueprints to develop these weopans, but will also purchase them. And of course we'll take donations.

--General Joseph Williams, Minister of Defence
Skgorria
18-11-2006, 03:43
Skgorria donates 100 rabbits to the charity case that is Galation. May these aid you greatly!
Icovir
18-11-2006, 03:48
We will sell you some of our Hydrogen Bombs. You know their power, as they were 'tested' on your nation so many times.

1 Hydrogen Bomb for you will be $1,000,000,000,000.
Galation
18-11-2006, 03:50
OOC: If I'm paying for them I'm not exactly a charity case.

IC: The bunnies were very much appreciated, the rest in the Centuressa's room, with a Skgorrian flag underneath where their droppings fall. In return our Centura gives the Skgorrian Fuhrer one drunk 350 pound 45-year old prostitute.
Hamilay
18-11-2006, 03:52
OOC: You know hydrogen bombs are nukes right? IIRC, fusion bombs are pretty much what everyone in the NS world uses these days...
We will sell you some of our Hydrogen Bombs. You know their power, as they were 'tested' on your nation so many times.

1 Hydrogen Bomb for you will be $1,000,000,000,000.
lol.
Skgorria
18-11-2006, 03:55
The Fuhrer thanks the Craptura for his gift of a prostitute who has now undergone extensive plastic surgery to look exactly like the leader of Galation. Now the Fuhrer can screw Galation whenever he wants

A further 100 rabbits were to aid Galation, as any nation that openly declares to accept donations is clearly a charity case

We also ask the Icovirians how much it would cost for us to buy a Hydrogen bomb
Maraque
18-11-2006, 04:02
The Democratic Constitutional Monarchy of the Secular Empire of Maraque sends the Galation government a gift basket from 1800flowers.com as a sorry for destroying their capital some time ago.
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SIC TO: Icovir
FROM: Maraque

How much you be sellin' 'dem bombs fo'?
Icovir
18-11-2006, 04:06
lol.

OOC: I don't like him ICly :D

[SECRET IC TO SKGORRIA]
We also ask the Icovirians how much it would cost for us to buy a Hydrogen bomb
For you, it will cost $1,500,000

[SECRET IC TO MARAQUE]
How much you be sellin' 'dem bombs fo'?
For you, it will be $1,000,000
Maraque
18-11-2006, 04:09
SIC:
TO: Icovir
FROM: Maraque

Excellent. We'll take 300,000.
Skgorria
18-11-2006, 04:12
SIC:

From: Skgorria
To: Icovir

We'll take 4,000. Currency has been wired
Icovir
18-11-2006, 04:14
[SIC TO MARAQUE AND SKGORRIA]
Your order will be shipped via some "Commercial Airliners". We can't risk our enemy seeing Icovirian Cargo Planes. Look for the "Makkan Airliners" to reach your airports. Be sure to immediatly seize the Airliner lest civilians know of your purchase.
Maraque
18-11-2006, 04:16
SIC:
TO: Icovir
FROM: Maraque

Yes sir. $300 billion has been wired. Good doin' business.
Tanthan
18-11-2006, 04:17
SIC to Galation

In response to your telegram we will commence monitoring of your nation. Acquring or purchasing these weapons will be considered an act of war against the AHBFC pact.

~Anon.
Morvonia
18-11-2006, 04:18
OOC: why are you all bulling this new nation?
Icovir
18-11-2006, 04:20
OOC: why are you all bulling this new nation?

*cough*twonuclearwarswithgalationisntgoodandiwanttomakesurehedoesntgetanynukesatall*cough*

I need a cough drop.
Tanthan
18-11-2006, 04:22
OOC: why are you all bulling this new nation?

OOC: Call it enforcement of NSes oldest unwritten (well...kinda written) policy about nukes.
Morvonia
18-11-2006, 04:26
OOC:he is using a fission device, we are using fusion devices so we have little to fear OOCly from this guy. Besides in plenty of threads, they are told about this rule of ours or point them to stickies. you have to hand it to the guy, atleast he is trying to RP getting them in the first place.
Hamilay
18-11-2006, 04:27
OOC: Call it enforcement of NSes oldest unwritten (well...kinda written) policy about nukes.
OOC: 'tis a silly rule.
Morvonia
18-11-2006, 04:29
OOC: 'tis a silly rule.


OOC:if they RP it properly, i dont care if they have nukes. There is always the bigger guys that can turn him into a glass crater. RPing matters IMHO when it comes to nukes.
Tanthan
18-11-2006, 04:33
OOC: Let's put it this way, when you have to use nukes you've lost the war and you've lost any respect as a RPer. It takes a very special RPer with a lot of skill to pull off a good use of nukes and actually keep the RP fair.
Morvonia
18-11-2006, 04:35
OOC: Let's put it this way, when you have to use nukes you've lost the war and you've lost any respect as a RPer. It takes a very special RPer with a lot of skill to pull off a good use of nukes and actually keep the RP fair.


OOC: yes that is what i mean.
Icovir
18-11-2006, 04:41
OOC: Let's put it this way, when you have to use nukes you've lost the war and you've lost any respect as a RPer. It takes a very special RPer with a lot of skill to pull off a good use of nukes and actually keep the RP fair.

OOC: 3 words: War Isn't Fair.
Tanthan
18-11-2006, 04:48
OOC: Well that's why Galation will be turned to dust now. :)
Icovir
18-11-2006, 04:52
OOC: Well that's why Galation will be turned to dust now. :)

OOC: Like he was twice before (thanks to me, Skgorria, and Atopania)? :D
Clandonia Prime
18-11-2006, 09:52
Official Clandonian Corporation Communication
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Secure Communication to Galation:

The Corporation can provide you with the designs for our CC-TX27 Red Snow thermonuclear device, varrying yeilds from 1 MT to 6 MT. An ideal beginers hydrogen bomb deployable from air, land and sea.
Skgorria
18-11-2006, 11:11
OOC: Like he was twice before (thanks to me, Skgorria, and Atopania)? :D

OOC: not to mention that the remains were auctioned off. I seem to remember I bought the shattered remains of his capital :p

SIC:

Many thanks Icovir, all of your products have been taken into possession by the Skgorrian Strategic Rocket Forces. A pleasure to do business with you
Reloria
18-11-2006, 13:49
TELEGRAM FROM 5 STAR GENERAL WILLIAMS, MINISTER OF DEFENCE
Our military is interested in these new, seemingly supereffective hydrogen bombs that make nukes look like a stick of dynamite. We will direct our funds away from nukes and towards this portion if needed. If you pocess hydrogen bombs and are interested, name your price. We are primararily looking for ways and blueprints to develop these weopans, but will also purchase them. And of course we'll take donations.

--General Joseph Williams, Minister of Defence

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Official Government Statement
Constitutional Matriarchy of Reloria
"For a brighter tomorrow."

General Williams,

To open this communique I feel obliged to inform you that 'hydrogen bombs' are, in fact, nuclear weapons. For the so-called Minister of Defence of an entire nation to not know such an utterly basic piece of military information regarding some of the most dangerous weapons ever created, I have to question the logic of anybody selling you even fireworks, much less thermonuclear devices.

Secondly I have to wonder what use you could have for such despicable devices. They are expensive, they are hazardous to yourself as well as to your enemies, they cause unbelievably negative environmental issues, and most importantly of all, they can only be used to cause the deaths of large numbers of innocents. Of all the things a nation could be remembered for, operating a nuclear weapons program is one of the worst.

Finally, instead of wasting your budget on these despicable weapons of mass destruction, of which you will not be able to afford enough to make a significant tactical dent in some much larger nations anyway, might I suggest that instead you spend it on effective anti-nuclear technology? Shelters for your people, means to shoot down incoming intercontinental ballistic missiles and the like? In the long run, such technology would be much more useful to you and to your people than a nuclear weapon ever could.

I hope you see the light and steer clear of this self-destructive course. When you do, feel free to contact us again to establish positive diplomatic relations.

Good day.

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Ministeress Jenn Pichi
Ministeress for Foreign Affairs
Galation
18-11-2006, 16:06
Official Clandonian Corporation Communication
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Secure Communication to Galation:

The Corporation can provide you with the designs for our CC-TX27 Red Snow thermonuclear device, varrying yeilds from 1 MT to 6 MT. An ideal beginers hydrogen bomb deployable from air, land and sea.
OOC: Cladonia, name your price. do you want? And lets see, one real life day is a year, so we've had... 30 years to rebuild. Yup, we're fully recovered. And not to mention we already have 1000 nukes, we just want a bigger arsenal. We aren't going to burn our missiles because some liberals don't like nukes.
Icovir
18-11-2006, 16:09
OOC: Galation, just to let you know:

1) It takes more than 30 years to rebuild a nuclear devasted wasteland.

2) You need a LOT of money, and I saw nobody donate you money. Even if they did, you would need Quadrillions of money.
Galation
18-11-2006, 16:15
Icovir, not exactly. Sure, some rural areas are still desolate, but all urban areas fallout has dispersed, and our allies helped. Not to mention insurance companies.
Skgorria
18-11-2006, 16:20
OOC: Galation, just to let you know:

2) You need a LOT of money, and I saw nobody donate you money. Even if they did, you would need Quadrillions of money.
OOC: Not true Icovir! I donated at least a hundred rabbits, very valuable indeed. What I didn't tell you is that these rabbits eat radiation and fallout, which is how Galation has managed to clean it all up.

Face it, he needs a stupid reason like that to explain how his nation isn't a radioactive desert
Galation
18-11-2006, 16:28
30 years is twice as long as it usually takes for fallout to clear. Allies helped. Most buildings that were destroyed where insured commercial buildings, Insurance paid for those. And I say what my country's like, not some nazi bigot like yourself.
Atopiana
18-11-2006, 16:30
The Atopian Union of Fascists congratulates the Galatians on their mass thievery of perfectly good land.

Of course, there's no other way for them to 'rebuild' their utterly devastated nation, so as a present, we'll give them three cripples and an Airfix level 1 kit of a bulldozer.
Galation
18-11-2006, 16:34
It was never totally destroyed. I'm back to normal, so suck it.
Skgorria
18-11-2006, 16:36
. Most buildings that were destroyed where insured commercial buildings,

Good news Galation, now you can forward more claims to your insurance companies! Clearly the fallout and radiation has damage your ability to produce correct grammar. The Skgorrian Ministry for Science, Education, and Public Instruction has produced this corrective guide for you:

"mosty buildings that were destroyed where insured commericial buildings"
- in this sentence, replace "where" with "were"

. some nazi bigot like yourself

Absolutely, Sieg Heil!

Now where is that hooker I made to look like your leader...
Atopiana
18-11-2006, 16:40
It was never totally destroyed. I'm back to normal, so suck it.

The Primo of Atopiana is amused by the signs of radiation poisoning that Galation citizens continue to exhibit, and sends another Airfix model bulldozer, this time with instructions and polystyrene cement.
Hamilay
18-11-2006, 16:42
The Democratic Republic of Hamilay's Ministry for Education wishes to point out to Skgorria that 'mosty' is not a word and that periods are your friends. We bid you good day.
Icovir
18-11-2006, 16:46
The Democratic Republic of Hamilay's Ministry for Education wishes to point out to Skgorria that 'mosty' is not a word and that periods are your friends. We bid you good day.

The Caliphate of Icovir's Manners, Common Sense, and Anti-Fallacy Ministry would like to point out to Galation that you do not debate using insults.
Icovir
18-11-2006, 16:49
30 years is twice as long as it usually takes for fallout to clear.

True, but you can never build up a whole country again while just waiting.

Allies helped. Most buildings that were destroyed where insured commercial buildings

I recall all of us aiming nuclear weapons at your capital, military bases, and major cities. Nukes would destroy all of the buildings/people, not just certain ones.

Insurance paid for those.

Insurance can't grant you Quadrillions of dollars.

And I say what my country's like, not some nazi bigot like yourself.

In debates, there is no room for insults.
Hamilay
18-11-2006, 16:52
The Caliphate of Icovir's Manners, Common Sense, and Anti-Fallacy Ministry would like to point out to Galation that you do not debate using insults.
The Democratic Republic of Hamilay wishes to point out that the last time we checked the crest on our state note-paper, it was not the insignia of Galation. We also question why we are having this conversation, and bid all parties involved good day.
Atopiana
18-11-2006, 16:55
The Democratic Republic of Hamilay's Ministry for Education wishes to point out to Skgorria that 'mosty' is not a word and that periods are your friends. We bid you good day.

The Fascist Union of Atopiana points out to the DRH's MiniEd that Skgorria is using the word 'mosty' as a calculated slight to Galation intelligence, or lack thereof. We further notify the DRH that 'periods' are not punctuation - they're lengths of time, or a descriptive word applying to menstruation. The phrase you're looking for is: "...full stops are your friends."

We would finally note that full stops cannot be anyone's friend, as they are not sentient.
Skgorria
18-11-2006, 16:57
To avoid further confusion between us, the Ministry has now comprised a few new example sentences.

"Galation is mostly radioactive rubble."

"Galation was mostly destroyed by a stupidly large ICBM attack."
Atopiana
18-11-2006, 16:59
To avoid further confusion between us, the Ministry has now comprised a few new example sentences.

"Galation is mostly radioactive rubble."

"Galation was mostly destroyed by a stupidly large ICBM attack."

The Atopian Union of Fascist's youth organisation, Future Strength, gives these example sentences the Seal of Accuracy and Truth.
Demaray
18-11-2006, 17:00
We kindly request that all lay off our allies, I do believe they have the right to declare the state of their nation. We and others helped rebuild. And I'm a friend of Galation in real life, he took the SAT- not the PSAT- in seventh grade. And scored above 55% of the seniors taking it. Meaning he's twice as smart as you. Meanwhile I sat in school stupid...
Atopiana
18-11-2006, 17:14
We kindly request that all lay off our allies, I do believe they have the right to declare the state of their nation. We and others helped rebuild. And I'm a friend of Galation in real life, he took the SAT- not the PSAT- in seventh grade. And scored above 55% of the seniors taking it. Meaning he's twice as smart as you. Meanwhile I sat in school stupid...

OOC: American schools are world-renowned for being full of idiots. They produced George Bush for one, and a nation in which one in two people don't think that evolution is accurate. Furthermore, your ridiculous and quite frankly feeble scholastic examinations do not impress me in the slightest. If we want to ego-wank and compare qualifications, I have an IQ of 148; six straight As at A-level, having done no real work for two years; 11 A* grades at GCSE; and am currently studying Sociology at the best Social Science university on the planet - the London School of Economics and Political Sciences. Guess what - I'm on course for a 1st with Honours. :rolleyes:

Know what? Neither your grades, my grades, or Galation's grades mean anything in this. They count for sweet fuck all. The point is that you both role-play like retarded, sex-obsessed, Bonobo apes. Now kindly shut up and go away. I don't care what you do, just go away. You're clearly a whiny little US teenager with an ego-problem, and that really does offend me. What's worse is that you're probably on the internet so you can browse rubbish pornography and talk rot with your e-friends about how 'kewl' and 'l33t' you are. Christ, your kind makes my eyes bleed.

IC:

The Atopian Union of Fascists declares that Demaray, being a radioactive slag-heap, has no more ability to tell us what to do than Galation, or a mentally sub-normal baboon.
Icovir
18-11-2006, 17:26
We kindly request that all lay off our allies, I do believe they have the right to declare the state of their nation. We and others helped rebuild. And I'm a friend of Galation in real life, he took the SAT- not the PSAT- in seventh grade.

This is NS, not real life. If you want to brag about SAT scores and PSATs, then I'll be glad to help you with that.

And scored above 55% of the seniors taking it.

As a matter of fact, they don't give out SATs in the 7th grade. They let you practice in 9th.

Meaning he's twice as smart as you.

Wanna bet?
Clandonia Prime
18-11-2006, 17:26
OOC: Cladonia, name your price. do you want? And lets see, one real life day is a year, so we've had... 30 years to rebuild. Yup, we're fully recovered. And not to mention we already have 1000 nukes, we just want a bigger arsenal. We aren't going to burn our missiles because some liberals don't like nukes.

Official Clandonian Corporation Communication
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Secure Communication to Galation:

We can have the programe up and running all done by our own scientists with a package of 120 warheads, manufactoring techniques, specialist high yeild plutonium reactors all for $200 billion. Our teams can be in your country within 12 hours.
Icovir
18-11-2006, 17:27
OOC: Clandonia, you know if I find out about any of your nuclear exchange with Galation (ICly, of course) it means war? >: )
Clandonia Prime
18-11-2006, 17:30
OOC: Clandonia, you know if I find out about any of your nuclear exchange with Galation (ICly, of course) it means war? >: )

OOC: Its not me thats selling them, I can't control my companies as that would damage my anarcho-capitalism free market.

If you wanted to declare on the Corporation it would be some what unwise seeing as they make nukes for a living.
Icovir
18-11-2006, 17:30
Oh, yeah, and to Demaray:

People are smart in different ways. I took Algebra in 8th grade, no small feat. I also am learning 2 languages at the same time. I also know about religion, and how to murder anyone in a debate (without using fallacies, though I don't know them all).

That makes me smart in 3 ways:

Mathematically Smart
Linguistically Smart
Spiritually Smart

What is your definition of smart, by the way? In your own words, preferably.
Icovir
18-11-2006, 17:32
OOC: Its not me thats selling them, I can't control my companies as that would damage my anarcho-capitalism free market.

If you wanted to declare on the Corporation it would be some what unwise seeing as they make nukes for a living.

OOC: lol, sensible people don't mess with things that make nukes for a living :D But, of course, I wouldn't know (ICly) that your country isn't the one selling the nukes OR that you aren't allowing the company to sell nukes.
Morvonia
18-11-2006, 17:36
30 years is twice as long as it usually takes for fallout to clear. Allies helped. Most buildings that were destroyed where insured commercial buildings, Insurance paid for those. And I say what my country's like, not some nazi bigot like yourself.

you do know that around the site of the trinity test in new mexico, some 60 years ago, there are still high consentrations (sp) of radiation, enough to cause serious harm to organic material, that was from 1 fission device 60 YEARS AGO , you got nailled by fusion devices. so even with fallout gone, you got some trouble.

FYI calling somone a nazi wont do you good here.
Atopiana
18-11-2006, 17:41
you do know that around the site of the trinity test in new mexico, some 60 years ago, there are still high consentrations (sp) of radiation, enough to cause serious harm to organic material, that was from 1 fission device 60 YEARS AGO , you got nailled by fusion devices. so even with fallout gone, you got some trouble.

FYI calling somone a nazi wont do you good here.

Nailed by several thousand fusion devices, I might add. :)
Morvonia
18-11-2006, 17:43
Nailed by several thousand fusion devices, I might add. :)

what were you doing? using em like bullets at a firing range? ;)
Skgorria
18-11-2006, 17:45
Check this thread out and see for yourself

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=505951

It's great reading :)
Atopiana
18-11-2006, 17:46
what were you doing? using em like bullets at a firing range? ;)

Pretty much, yes. :) Money no object!
Icovir
18-11-2006, 18:10
Pretty much, yes. :) Money no object!

Hey, what about me? I contributed significantly...
Atopiana
18-11-2006, 18:28
Hey, what about me? I contributed significantly...

Indeed you did, and for that a thousand thanks. In fact, how would you like five hundred upgraded T-95 MBTs? We've redesignated them T-2KMs in light of the fact that their armour is upgraded along with their electronics, engines, weapons, suspension, targeting systems, communications, crew comfort and NBC capability.

Free! As a gift from one ally to another.
Icovir
18-11-2006, 18:34
Indeed you did, and for that a thousand thanks. In fact, how would you like five hundred upgraded T-95 MBTs? We've redesignated them T-2KMs in light of the fact that their armour is upgraded along with their electronics, engines, weapons, suspension, targeting systems, communications, crew comfort and NBC capability.

Free! As a gift from one ally to another.

That sounds good. Time to go nuke somebody :D
Galation
18-11-2006, 18:37
May we advise against striking us or an ally, as the alliance can and will kick your ass.
The World Soviet Party
18-11-2006, 18:39
OOC: Would Atopiana and Skgorria be interested in an embassy exchange?
Atopiana
18-11-2006, 18:43
May we advise against striking us or an ally, as the alliance can and will kick your ass.

Hahaha! That's a good joke that. If you've developed a weapon that can penetrate two miles of solid rock, please - do let us know!

OOC: Would Atopiana and Skgorria be interested in an embassy exchange?

OOC: Yes please. Kurskograd is the capital of Atopiana.
The World Soviet Party
18-11-2006, 18:46
OOC: Yes please. Kurskograd is the capital of Atopiana.

OOC: Good!

Do you have any regulations concerning weapons, vehicles and staff numbers?

And, you can apply for an embassy in TWSP, here: Embassy Thread & Factbook (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=503096)
Icovir
18-11-2006, 18:47
May we advise against striking us or an ally, as the alliance can and will kick your ass.

OOC: Yep, suuuuure.

Shazbotdom (seems to be your strongest ally) can't hold your weight all the time.
Galation
18-11-2006, 18:57
Shazbotdom is not an official member, we ourselves could fight you, and several members could be compared to Shazbotdom.
Dumania
18-11-2006, 19:02
I want two bombs for a customary 550 billion each
Icovir
18-11-2006, 19:17
I want two bombs for a customary 550 billion each

OOC: From who?

To: Galation - Like who?
Maraque
18-11-2006, 19:57
OOC: Hey!!! I nuked Galation to Hell too! :mad:
Galation
18-11-2006, 20:02
OOC: From who?

To: Galation - Like who?

Here's our current member's list:
Demarian Empire
The Empire of Aqua Anu
The Empire of Magic Sorcery
Laelettan Empire
Commonwealth of Khrebet Cherskogo
Kingdom of Emerald Springs
Empire of Laquasa Isle
Galish Empire
The Latican Empire
Warhammer Syndicate
The Principality of Kurona

5 of which have populations over 1 billion. So yeah, the alliance could break you and your little muslim caliph.
Atopiana
18-11-2006, 21:47
OOC: Hey!!! I nuked Galation to Hell too! :mad:

You're right. Our sincere apologies! Here, have 500 top-of-the-line T-2KM MBTs for free, ally-to-ally.

In addition, as recompense for our forgetfulness, the Atopian Ministry of War will throw in 10 thousand AKM-74s with 40mm grenade launchers for both Maraque and Icovir.
Atopiana
18-11-2006, 21:52
Here's our current member's list ... 5 of which have populations over 1 billion. So yeah, the alliance could break you and your little muslim caliph.

Two of which are irradiated wastelands under foreign occupation. :) Besides, in any nuclear war, you and your allies have to ask yourselves - will you win? That is, will you come out the other side having lost less than us?

If the answer is, you think, 'yes', then by all means come and have a go. The Ministry of War, however, cautions you: Atopiana and Skgorria alone have nuclear strike forces well in excess of a million rockets apiece, not counting the warheads on top of those rockets.

Furthermore, the Atopian Space Programme is entering a significant stage of development, and will soon be able to utilise kinetic-kill 'rods from god' on troublesome nations.

Do yourselves a favour, and stay in the shallow end of the gene pool with your equals.
The World Soviet Party
18-11-2006, 22:22
Here's our current member's list:
Demarian Empire
The Empire of Aqua Anu
The Empire of Magic Sorcery
Laelettan Empire
Commonwealth of Khrebet Cherskogo
Kingdom of Emerald Springs
Empire of Laquasa Isle
Galish Empire
The Latican Empire
Warhammer Syndicate
The Principality of Kurona

5 of which have populations over 1 billion. So yeah, the alliance could break you and your little muslim caliph.

But you'll have to count those who use Fantasy Tech out, no one will accept them in an MT game.
Gorkon
18-11-2006, 23:23
OOC: In nuclear war, larger populations simply allow for larger casualties, little more. Not that you will have many allies if you continually get involved in such wars of course.
Dumania
19-11-2006, 09:29
OOC: From who?

To: Galation - Like who?

From the Rogue Nation Of Dumania

Dont know
Warhammer Syndicate
19-11-2006, 10:05
OOC: Wow, this thread turned into nothing but crap, why can't we keep the junk out of here???
Pan-Arab Barronia
19-11-2006, 18:45
OOC: American schools are world-renowned for being full of idiots. They produced George Bush for one, and a nation in which one in two people don't think that evolution is accurate. Furthermore, your ridiculous and quite frankly feeble scholastic examinations do not impress me in the slightest. If we want to ego-wank and compare qualifications, I have an IQ of 148; six straight As at A-level, having done no real work for two years; 11 A* grades at GCSE; and am currently studying Sociology at the best Social Science university on the planet - the London School of Economics and Political Sciences. Guess what - I'm on course for a 1st with Honours. :rolleyes:

Know what? Neither your grades, my grades, or Galation's grades mean anything in this. They count for sweet fuck all. The point is that you both role-play like retarded, sex-obsessed, Bonobo apes. Now kindly shut up and go away. I don't care what you do, just go away. You're clearly a whiny little US teenager with an ego-problem, and that really does offend me. What's worse is that you're probably on the internet so you can browse rubbish pornography and talk rot with your e-friends about how 'kewl' and 'l33t' you are. Christ, your kind makes my eyes bleed.

OOC: My God. My. freaking. God. You, sir, rock. Even if you do ego-wank a little :D . And I must say, well said.

IC: As Pan-Arab Barronia stood by in the last war and watched as Galation launched itself into a futile war, sending Nuclear Radiation all over the God Damn place, we are affirming our stance on the side of Icovir. You get a nuke, thou shalt be eye-deep in those rabbit droppings Skgorria donated.

On a lighter note, we would like to donate a llama. And...let me see...*rummages*...a liger. With diarrhea. Yes, that should do. We also issue a public apology to Skgorria in regards to the damage the PAB liger may do to your rabbits. We're sorry.

PAB
Warhammer Syndicate
19-11-2006, 23:16
OOC to Demarey:

It seems that some members of this alliance are getting themselves into futile wars that are doing nothing to benefit us as a whole. I know most of you guys are probably new to this game, but you have to understand you cannot just go around and start buying up nuclear weapons and mouthing off to bigger nations and nations with more experiance on the RP field. If this alliance is going to have any credit whatsoever on the NS world then some changes need to be made. This is just my opinion.

Secret IC to Demaray: Warhammer Syndicate has noticed a lot of disturbing activitys being committed by some members of this alliance. If some things are not addresses, my country will have to withdraw from the alliance, and it will hurt you guys on all stand points if that happens.
Galation
19-11-2006, 23:19
We recently gained 100 trillion dollars for selling and island. Anyone messes with Demaray, our pimp-ass military will screw your ass.
Maraque
19-11-2006, 23:20
OOC: You can't claim that $100 trillion because it was a blatant godmod on the part of the purchaser.
Galation
19-11-2006, 23:21
If so we still got 20 trillion for it.
Maraque
19-11-2006, 23:22
OOC: $20 trillion from where... ?
Galation
19-11-2006, 23:24
That other guy that bid 20 trillion. Fedral Something or other..
Maraque
19-11-2006, 23:25
OOC: Oh, yeah. Fedral Union... he bid $12 trillion.
Warhammer Syndicate
19-11-2006, 23:27
OOC: Oh, yeah. Fedral Union... he bid $12 trillion.

OOC:He is a space ft nation, why would he want some island and play 12 trillion for it....
Maraque
19-11-2006, 23:28
OOC:He is a space ft nation, why would he want some island and play 12 trillion for it....No idea. :confused:
Warhammer Syndicate
19-11-2006, 23:29
OOC: I sent you a msg on Yahoo IM
Maraque
19-11-2006, 23:31
OOC: I sent you a msg on Yahoo IM

OOC: Do you have another IM client? My YIM isn't working.
Warhammer Syndicate
19-11-2006, 23:34
OOC: The only other I have is MSN or whatever

Windows Messenger I think its what its called now.
Maraque
19-11-2006, 23:35
OOC: I have that. You can reach me there.