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War With The Tungstenpot-dictatorship Of 1010102!!!!

Logicthink
16-11-2006, 03:40
I the leader of logicthink and declaring war on the tungsten-pot-dictatorship of 1010102 or whatever it is.
As my fightership armada lasers their outlying farms to ash and thousands of ultra violet rifle, mirror anti grav armor toting foot soldiers advance into their outermost city I AND MY COUNTRY ask for YOU to support this campaign by making monetary donation in the LARGEST amount your country can offer.

In exchange, so long as the posted offering is deemed acceptable.

I will give ALL accepted donors five hundred FREE type 2 Laser pistols, sixty type 4 Ultraviolet Stream guns, and TEN verticle takeoff MAC-8 solar powered stealth planes for use in 'modern' warfare. (these planes can reflect sunlight into an enemies viewpoint to blind them as well :-)

So PLEASE, donate and BOMB them a little bit. And maybe YOU'LL get a nice comfy cache of weaponry.

-The leader Of Logicthink
Neo-Erusea
16-11-2006, 03:47
You don't seem like quite a logicthinker when you don't read the declare war on an older nation and don't read the stickies. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=437653)
Leafanistan
16-11-2006, 03:48
I the leader of logicthink and declaring war on the tungsten-pot-dictatorship of 1010102 or whatever it is.
As my fightership armada lasers their outlying farms to ash and thousands of ultra violet rifle, mirror anti grav armor toting foot soldiers advance into their outermost city I AND MY COUNTRY ask for YOU to support this campaign by making monetary donation in the LARGEST amount your country can offer.

In exchange, so long as the posted offering is deemed acceptable.

I will give ALL accepted donors five hundred FREE type 2 Laser pistols, sixty type 4 Ultraviolet Stream guns, and TEN verticle takeoff MAC-8 solar powered stealth planes for use in 'modern' warfare. (these planes can reflect sunlight into an enemies viewpoint to blind them as well :-)

So PLEASE, donate and BOMB them a little bit. And maybe YOU'LL get a nice comfy cache of weaponry.

-The leader Of Logicthink

OOC: Is this MT, PMT or FT, because these sounds highly FT. Besides, if this was FT, the donation is paltry for bombing them.
Wanderjar
16-11-2006, 04:00
Come on 1010102! Can I take him down? Since your busy with TAP, and my many fleets are collecting dust, I'd really like to have a quick war (which would last a few posts perhaps) with this guy.

Teach him how to fight a war (And then enslave him for the Glory of Chaos!)


;)


(Seriously though mate, you should read the stickies. They will much better prepare you for RPing here, and you'll gain much more respect. Also, when declaring war, have a reason, alright man?)
Logicthink
16-11-2006, 04:07
oh sorry. It is godmoding. Ok... i am DELCARING WAR ON TUNGSTEN POT NOW!.

My forces will withdraw until they can formulate a plan THEN they will make the first strike.

and we shall attack.
1010102
16-11-2006, 05:46
Come on 1010102! Can I take him down? Since your busy with TAP, and my many fleets are collecting dust, I'd really like to have a quick war (which would last a few posts perhaps) with this guy.

Teach him how to fight a war (And then enslave him for the Glory of Chaos!)


;)


(Seriously though mate, you should read the stickies. They will much better prepare you for RPing here, and you'll gain much more respect. Also, when declaring war, have a reason, alright man?)

OOC: no. he is mine.

and the Tungsten Pot thing is a joke. Tin pot dictatorship. tungsten pot, meaning 1st world country.