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All allies, we are being occupied by British Londinium, after a series of nuclear attacks by the nazi states Icovir (not nazi, muslim), Skgorria, British Londinium (a bunch of asses who attacked for no reason, in fact we were helping them) , and Atopiana for asking a question. All allies, support us! Galation has promised nuclear destruction of British Londinium should they not withdraw troops, and a blockade. British Londinium launched all their nuclear weapons so there's nothing to be afraid of. Help fight off these nazis! Show your support, if you are part of the alliance or wish to remain so.

"It seems the britts are not responding, the cowards..." muttered the Galish General Williams. "Fuel the nukes. Ready the blockade. The are begining to pull out ground troops, but their ships are remaining stationary. Do not commence in battle yet, unless fired upon." he yelled. "Sir, right away sir!" responded his secratary as he phoned the Centura. "They're go for departure," said the secratary. "Launch the fleet," said the happy ruler.

OOC: You bitch, I just withdrew, so shove it. God Save the Queen!

"It seems the britts are not responding, the cowards..." muttered the Galish General Williams. "Fuel the nukes. Ready the blockade. The are begining to pull out ground troops, but their ships are remaining stationary. Do not commence in battle yet, unless fired upon." he yelled. "Sir, right away sir!" responded his secratary as he phoned the Centura. "They're go for departure," said the secratary. "Launch the fleet," said the happy ruler.

OOC: I didn't send any naval vessels...

Hope you've learned your lesson asshole, don't mess with us.

"Damn, we don't get to blow the shit out of them!" said the dissapointed General. "Recall the fleet. And keep the nukes ready for fire, just to piss them off."

What is the meaning of this hostel agression taken?

Well, the britts attacked with no reason after I demanded that a nazi state stop a holocaust, and then apparently I broke the terms of surrender which got me invaded. We after being nuked were quite imptotent to do anything, so Galation demended they pull out. May we warn British Londinium of things to come. Galation is pissed beyond belief and is on the verge of invading British Londinium.

The Queendom will help you in any way needed

We are in desperate need of men to rebuild and money. And fear invasion again untill our armed forces are up and running again...

Official Report of the Ministry for Defence
Alpha Wing is still enforcing the no-fly zone edict, and will continue to do so unless ordered to cease and desist. Noting additional directives from the PM, the RAF will strafe and bomb any and all military forces heading towards British Londinium. All military forces are on full alert, and our island is fully surrounded by Royal Navy vessels.

The phone rang. The General answered. "Wait- so we DO get to blow the living shit out of theM? Thank you, my lord!" And so, in the Capitol of British Londinium, a fate was about to befall them similar to the people of The Fourth Holy Reich. A suicide bomber. With three test tubes full of the perfected version of the skin eating, lung dissolving disease that claimed the lives of 100,000 people in the Reich. And this time it was more deadly. He grabbed the three viles. He slipped them into his jacket and went into the street. He went into a small crowded pub. He dropped the first vile onto the floor, no one noticed. A small cloud of gas went into the air. He left, and dropped the second one in a taxi. He had one vile left. He got as close as he could to the Queen's palace, dropping it on the sidewalk. The clear, stenchless gas inside would infect the people that walked over it. They moved around. Then they infected more people when they moved around, and then they got infected and moved and so on. Within 1- 20 hours depending on the victim, all infected people (soon to be most of the nation) would be dead. Then he pulled the two ends of the lever on a close pin, and the metal touched, and the bomb inside his jacket went off. He was dead. And Galation's borders were closed, no one left or came in. The Galish had even set up a chemical lab in his apartment, so it could be traced back to him, and flew to British Londinium out of Icovir. No way to trace it back to Galation. And an epidemic for the enemy. Now, RP please...

The pone rang. The General answered. "Wait- so we DO get to blow the living shit out of theM? Thank you, my lord!" And so, in the heart of British Londinium, in its capitol, a fate was about to befall them similaar to the people of The Fourth Holy Reich. A suicide bomber. With three test tubes full of the perfected version of the skin eating, lung dissolving disease that claimed the lives of 100,000 people in the Reich. And this time it was more deadly. He grabbed the three viles. He slipped them into his jacket and went into the street. He went into a small crowded pub. He dropped the first vile onto the floor, no one noticed. A small cloud of gas went into the air. He left, and dropped the second one in a taxi. He had one vile left. He got as close as he could to the Queen's palace, dropping it on the sidewalk. The gas clear, stenchless gas inside would infect the people that walked over it. The moved around. Then they infected more people when they moved around, and they got infected and moved and so on. Within 1- 20 hours depending on the victim, all infected people (soon to be most of the nation) would be dead. Then he pulled the two ends of the lever on a close pin, and the metals touched, and the bomb inside his jacket went off. He was dead. And Galation's borders were closed, no one left or came in. The Galish had even set up a chemical lab in his apartment, so it could be traced back to him, and flew to British Londinium out of Icovir. No way to trace it back to Galation. And an epidemic for the enemy. Now, RP please...

OOC: What a fucking godmode; you didn't RP how he got these chemicals, how he bypassed security checkpoints, how he got clearance to come near the Palace, etc.

IC:
And the IGNORE cannon fire rained upon Galation...

Nukes were fueled and aimed towards Galation. 100 250MT nukes aimed smack dab at Galation. The reason?

We felt like it.

"Let this serve as a warning for you fuckers in the Monarch Alliance not to fuck with our brains."

1) You can find the ingredients to make a bomb on the internet. And so, this was a trained chemist, and he himself was infected with the virus as he drank a drink infected with it on the way to your nation. All he had to do was take a few drops of saliva out af his throat, throw in some gas into the tube and WHAMMO.

2) He got as close as he could to the palace without clearance.

3) He didn't need to bypass checkpoints, he had nothing threatening at the time he came into your country. Now unless you want to pout, I suggest you Rp the damage. I didn't ignore you when you fired a RIDICULOUS amount of nukes at me.

And Jaredcohenia, please do not fire. We are only striking back because they invaded our ally. And why are you angry with us? Please do not fire. We do not want our alliance taken as a reason to attack, you may join if you wish.

OOC: I shot no nukes, so fuck off. Gas + saliva does not equal saliva gas, so fuck off. All airports and ports, by default, have security checkpoints, so fuck off. The city of Kensington (the capital) had security checkpoints just to get in because of the war threat, so fuck off.

*snip*
And Jaredcohenia, please do not fire. We are only striking back because they invaded our ally. And why are you angry with us? Please do not fire. We do not want our alliance taken as a reason to attack, you may join if you wish.

OOC: "The reason?

We felt like it."

I'm not a monarchy?

My you need your own insults, you've been copying Demaray's the entire time. If you say you shot no nukes, so be it. Secondly, it's my virus if I frickin want it to make toxic gas when mixed with a gas, I can! Know what an "airborn pathogen" is? And once again he had no way of getting held back at checkpoints. So now there's no way around this, so NO, I won't fuck off. Now RP it, you forced Demaray too.

OOC: "The reason?

We felt like it."

I'm not a monarchy?

We accept non-monarch nations! Point the nukes at us, but think carefully before you fire.

OOC: you just can't engineer a magical virus. observe the laws of MT/PMT. this entire thread is stupid, you're a godmoder, and I'm done arguing about this.

How would I join? I'm an Empire, kind of like a Monarch :-p

British Londinium: Ever heard of "Genetic Engineering"? Israel used it to make plants that "work" in the desert. Countries use it to make biological missiles, so you can make a miracle virus, if you had half a mind you'd know that.

And to our friends in Gente Del Aqua: Find the thread here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=506544&highlight=The+Monarch+alliance

Just give the word and Demaray will let you join.

British Londinium: Ever heard of "Genetic Engineering"? Israel used it to make plants that "work" in the desert. Countries use it to make biological missiles, so you can make a miracle virus, if you had half a mind you'd know that.

And to our friends in Gente Del Aqua: Find the thread here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=506544&highlight=The+Monarch+alliance

Just give the word and Demaray will let you join.

There's a slight difference between making plants that require less water and magical viruses...

I think what Galation is trying to get across is that countries can make viruses, like the ones in weapons of mass destruction. It's formally known as biological warfare, so you can engineer a virus.

We accept non-monarch nations! Point the nukes at us, but think carefully before you fire.

OOC: I have no reason to fear you. Please RP the damage.

You never fired them at Galation...? And please don't, you'd be starting a war over absolutely nothing.

You never fired them at Galation...? And please don't, you'd be starting a war over absolutely nothing.

OOC: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11953111&postcount=16

We can always make a reason for war. :p

Why do want to go to war? May I suggest the peopl of British Londinium for that purpose. The Centura has wired 400,000,000 into Jaredcohenia's bank and lot's of jewls/women for its Premier's own use.

Why do want to go to war? May I suggest the peopl of British Londinium for that purpose. The Centura has wired 400,000,000 into Jaredcohenia's bank and lot's of jewls/women for its Premier's own use.

OOC: I already glassed him. :P

Well, he claimed I didn't glass him... ;_;

Why do want to go to war? May I suggest the peopl of British Londinium for that purpose. The Centura has wired 400,000,000 into Jaredcohenia's bank and lot's of jewls/women for its Premier's own use.

OOC: 400 million what? Dollars? Reichsmarks? Insulting letters to his mom?

OOC: 400 million what? Dollars? Reichsmarks? Insulting letters to his mom?

OOC: I assumed bananas.

Reich: 400,000,000 Dollars. An offer of peace. You never fired Jaredcohenia, please don't! We have you women and bling bling.

Reich: 400,000,000 Dollars. An offer of peace. You never fired Jaredcohenia, please don't! We have you women and bling bling.

OOC: For the bling bling reference, it's 200 nukes.

OOC: For the bling bling reference, it's 200 nukes.

HAHA

Galation gives another $500,000,000 to Jaredcohenia, along with more booze and women and bling bling for their Premier. And you still haven't launched? So please don't. And is 200 more than the original number?

Every time you mention bling-bling, we double our prepped missiles.

400 now. Launching soon.

Anyway to stop you? Money, women, booze, etc.? We do have prototype missile defence up. Please don't launch. Name your price!

Anyway to stop you? Money, women, booze, etc.? We do have prototype missile defence up. Please don't launch. Name your price!

Prototype missiles vs. 400 of our second most powerful ICBM.

Missiles are in stage 2 prep. Receiving sattelite info.

Missiles are launched straight towards the satellites, just enough so they'd be slightly damaged, delaying the launch. Why are you going to start a nuclear war "Because you feel like it"? We've got nukes too. Is there something you want? An island we have, money, more women and booze, etc.?

Missiles are launched straight towards the satellites, just enough so they'd be slightly damaged, delaying the launch. Why are you going to start a nuclear war "Because you feel like it"? We've got nukes too. Is there something you want? An island we have, money, more women and booze, etc.?

OOC: I want all of your nukes and a pledge that you won't use nukes for the next 5 NS years :P

stop using IC and OOC in the same sentence dude

OOC: I want all of your nukes and a pledge that you won't use nukes for the next 5 NS years :P

stop using IC and OOC in the same sentence dude

Der Fuhrer would peruse the internet and look for pictures of really fat chicks in bikinis. Then, he would search for photos of Damaray's (sp) and Galation's (sp) presidents' moms...and would have his minister of propoganda superimpose their faces onto the pictures of the really fat chicks in bikinis. Then, he would post the photograph on international media.

Der Fuhrer would peruse the internet and look for pictures of really fat chicks in bikinis. Then, he would search for photos of Damaray's (sp) and Galation's (sp) presidents' moms...and would have his minister of propoganda superimpose their faces onto the pictures of the really fat chicks in bikinis. Then, he would post the photograph on international media.

Aryan Fatties in Bikinis. Not something we'd think that Mr. Fuhrer would look at. You have been farted at.

~Premier Cohen

Aryan Fatties in Bikinis. Not something we'd think that Mr. Fuhrer would look at. You have been farted at.

~Premier Cohen

Der Fuhrer is confused. Der Fuhrer thought that Galation and Damaray were negro lovers.

Der Fuhrer is confused. Der Fuhrer thought that Galation and Damaray were negro lovers.

Come on, don't tell us that the Fuhrer never had the Jungle Fever.

~Premier Cohen

Aryan Fatties in Bikinis. Not something we'd think that Mr. Fuhrer would look at. You have been farted at.

~Premier Cohen

Der Fuhrer is confused. Der Fuhrer thought that Galation and Damaray were negro lovers.

From the Ministry for Defence
All space-based weapons platforms (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/The_Royal_Starfleet_Space-based_Defence_Platforms) are to prepare for immediate weapons deployment against Galation and Demaray.
All missile defence systems are to be brought online.
All military units are to assume full alert status.

OOC: This will sound stupid, but how long is a NS year?
OOC: Just so oyou know the Galish Empire's population totals 89,000,000
IC: Nuclear and biological (we need to fire these because BL won't frickin' RP my attack) weapons were to be pointed at British Londinium, to be used if Galation or Demaray was fired at.

OOC: This will sound stupid, but how long is a NS year?
OOC: Just so oyou know the Galish Empire's population totals 89,000,000
IC: Nuclear and biological (we need to fire these because BL won't frickin' RP my attack) weapons were to be pointed at British Londinium, to be used if Galation or Demaray was fired at.

OOC: it's one RL day. And WHEEE It's Galation again! How's life in your radioactive heap? :D

OOC: because it was a poorly RP-ed terrorist attack

British Londinium, you seem like a sporting fellow. Might I suggest ignoring these fools and going to find some people who actually bother to RP properly?

Also, if you want some hiliarity in regards to Galation, check your TGs in a bit

OOC: Indeed I shall...know of any good threads?

OOC: Indeed I shall...know of any good threads?

OOC: Sadly I know of none running at the moment, I'm currently engaged in a brutal war/coup with Atopiana so my military is pretty much 100% comitted. There's an "International Music Festival" thread that looks like something different...

Check your telegrams now please :D

British Londinium, you seem like a sporting fellow. Might I suggest ignoring these fools and going to find some people who actually bother to RP properly?

Also, if you want some hiliarity in regards to Galation, check your TGs in a bit

Actually we've fully recovered Nazi Scum, and it's all uphill from here asswipe. We've got more nukes by the hour and 1,000,000 soldiers join the ranks of the army every day. I suggest you stick your dick in your mouth before you piss off one of the more potent members of our alliance. Our alliance could woop any nazi bastard alliance you can come up with :)

*YAWN*

You bore me

OOC: wow! a million recruits a day my ass, you bloody god-moder! bring it on, motherfucker.

My nation and our two colonies gain an average of roughly 6 or 7 million people a day. 5 percent of 1 million is 50,000. Our army always has 5% of the populace in it, as we are an imperialist society with 1 year mandatory of military service, benefits to those who stay longer. 50,000 times 20 is how we get our daily growth, the product of 6.5 (our population growth) x 3(number of colonies) is 1,000,000 more troops a day. So suck my ass. I'm right again.

It is physically impossible for any nation, especially one that was hit with thermonuclear bombs, to experience military growth of 1 million a day. Even if you had a million recruits a day, most of those recruits would be for logistics.

Technically 1 real world day is longer in the NS world. Face the facts, you're beat. He gets a million troops a day. And he's declared that all radiation is gone from his country. Looks like you don't have a leg to stand on.

OOC: Shut up, noob. He's godmoding, that's a fact. At any rate, no army gets a million recruits a year, even.

LOOK AT THE NUMBERS. They don'y lie. He gets 20 million more people a day, but a day is a year in NS. So therefor 5% of that is 1 million. Now shut up, he's right. He can prove it, he's not godmodding. You're wrong.

In secret IC:

Emporer Alejandro IV suggests that we all point nukes at British Londinium.

OOC: Again, you spelt emperor wrong. Again, it is physically impossible for any nation to gain 20 million people a day. Fuck you.

1. We have 2 colonies
2. A day in real life is a year in nationstates.

WE ARE RIGHT.

OOC:Er...proof of these colonies? You are most definitely wrong, asshat. No nation grows enough to accommodate 20 million new people a year! The only nations that could even come close to saying that are China and India, and your nation isn't either of those.

Want proof of these colonies? Click on my name, go to Homepage, then 'Congo Islands' next to region. The nations of Gala Isle and New Galation are our colonies. I'm not wrong. This is NS, not the real world. You can't fight numbers. Even if they're strange. I refuse to debate this further. Would someone please shut this guy up?

Here's an idea:
Sign up for the "Great Patriotic War," the one with with Ellelt and allies vs. the Fourth Reich and Allies, and fight me there, so we bypass stupid arguments such as this.

OOC: ALL OF YOU. BE QUIET.

You all are BICKERING and comment at me for hijacking this thread.


BL: You were thermonuked 6 times, neglected to post any fall out, and I'm sure that you do the same thing Galation does. And stop advertising that damned RP.

:cool: And stop advertising that damned RP.

OOC: Have you considered signing up for the rp, "The Great Patriotic War"

Y'know, the one found Here:

THE GREAT PATRIOTIC WAR BETWEEN ELLELT AND DER FOURTH HOLY REICH (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=507144)

It'll be "da bomb."

Nope, we wouldn't know who's side to be on, we hate both of you. Thanks Jaredcohenia for intervening :)

Time for me to step in.

BL: This is NS. Everything is proposterious, including nation growth rates.

Want proof of these colonies? Click on my name, go to Homepage, then 'Congo Islands' next to region. The nations of Gala Isle and New Galation are our colonies. I'm not wrong.

He didn't believe you then, he won't believe you now.

This is NS, not the real world. You can't fight numbers.

Yes, you can. If you have 500,000,000 troops with weapons used in the Civil War, while I have 1,000,000 troops with Future Tech weapons, you would get owned by me.

Even if they're strange. I refuse to debate this further. Would someone please shut this guy up?

Signs of a weak debater.

OOC: Thank you, Icovir, for helping me understand this rather Gordian affair.

Signs of a weak debater.

He may be a weak debater, but I am a master debater.

He may be a weak debater, but I am a master debater.

...Whoa.

...Whoa.

:D

OOC: wow...that joke is so old...I get that every day *sigh*

GLOBAL IC:
SCENE: Newsroom, Shazbotdom News Network
"This is Clide Jefferson of the Shazbotdom News Network. Soon now we are prepared to go to Throne Room at the Imperial Palace where Supreme Emperor George A. Loak is about to make a speach about the happenings in and around the Nation of Galation."

He puts his hand to his ear and his eyes get wide. He then looks back up at the camera.

"It appears as though they are ready, and the Supreme Emperor is in his full gear sitting on the mideval throne that signified the power of his position as the Supreme Emperor. We now take you live to the Imperial Palace."

SCENE: Imperial Palace, Throne Room
The screen then fills with the Flag of the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom as the Shazbotdom National Anthem plays. Bow down to the King. The King of Kings. On your knees Dog! is heard from the song as the flag begins to slowly disappear and the image of the Supreme Emperor on the Throne fills the screen.

http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/KingofKings.jpg

He then looks around the room and lifts the giant sledge hammer up and lowers it down to signify that it has begun. He looks into the camera in front of him and beings to speak.

"This is to all those in the world who wish to listen. We here are sick of the Puny Little Nation calling itself Galation using it's nuclear arsenal to bully around larger nations with no nuclear weapons. So we here in the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom feel that it is time to show them what a true nuclear arsenal is. I have hearby ordered Five of the NSats powered up. Each of the satelites has Fifteen One Hundred Kiloton nuclear weapons. We will target military bases and launch these missiles if, and only if, the Puny Little Nation of Galation does not stand down it's nuclear aresenal within the next 24 hours.

I want those free nations of the world to notice that this Puny Little Nation has in fact used, or attempted to use, it's nuclear weapons before against other nations as a first strike weapon. We do not stand for this cowardly act and are deterring them from using their weapons again by targeting their nation. We do not wish to fire our missiles but we will do it if it is completely nessicary. I am George A. Loak, Supreme Emperor of the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom, and my word is Law here."

The screen then faded back to the flag with the music of the Shazbotdom National Anthem playing in the background. Bow down to the, Bow down to the king. Bow down to the, Bow down to the king. can be heard as the screen faded back out to the scene at SNN.

SCENE: Newsroom, Shazbotdom News Network
The anchor was holding his coffee rather close to his mouth but was frozen there. Then when he noticed that the camera was back on, he quickly put his cup down and looked back into the camera.

"Some strong words from our Supreme Emperor. We all must think about this now and in the future as this 'Puny Little Nation', as the Supreme Emperor has dubbed it, keeps attempting to throw it's weight around. Now onto others news...



SECRET IC (You can't see this):
Roughly Five NSat's came and powered up. Each had Fifteen 100 Kiloton nuclear weapons on board. A total of 75 nuclear weapons were not aimed at any and all military targets in the nation of Galation. The reason is that the Dark Empire is sick and fucking tired of this little nation thinking it can do whatever the hell it likes with it's nuclear weaponry. The Dark Empire would show them what nukes are truly made for.

The firing system was activated but the missiles were NOT launched. They would be launched using a button on the consol of the Supreme Emperor's throne in the throne room of the Imperial Palace. All was going as he had forseen it. They would soon back down...

OOC: Well, we're not puny anymore exactly. We've read the RP posts. And we're protected by this here alliance. Over 100 million live in our empire. We now have the potential for nukes. Do you suggest we burn our missiles? They are here for protection. We haven't used one against you- just planned to use them against the threats to this alliance. Which are usually nazis or jerks, neither of which you are.

OOC: Well, we're not puny anymore exactly. We've read the RP posts. And we're protected by this here alliance. Over 100 million live in our empire. We now have the potential for nukes. Do you suggest we burn our missiles? They are here for protection. We haven't used one against you- just planned to use them against the threats to this alliance. Which are usually nazis or jerks, neither of which you are.

OOC: Sorry, but not yet. I would say by tomorrow (real life) you'll be ready for nukes. Your defense budget is a bit too low (unless you want to buy some).

OOC:We've bought some/built some on our own. Most of our military bidget goes to nukes. Please don't nukes us just 'cuz we have nukes, Shazbotdom. We might not have [much] power but our allies do.

The Emporer ordered $500,000,000 to be given to the Dark Emporer (?) of Shazbotdom along with jewelry, women, booze, and his very own cruise ship.

OOC:We've bought some/built some on our own. Most of our military bidget goes to nukes. Please don't nukes us just 'cuz we have nukes, Shazbotdom. We might not have [much] power but our allies do.

The Emporer ordered $500,000,000 to be given to the Dark Emporer (?) of Shazbotdom along with jewelry, women, booze, and his very own cruise ship.

OOC: Hmm...ok. That means you can't have a very large army or a good homeland defense system. You know that right?

I'll be glad, however, to sell you overpriced nukes. 1 Hydrogen Bomb from Icovir would cost $10,000,000,000 for regular folk, but for enemies (like you, ICly of course) it will be $100,000,000,000,000.

Official Clandonian Corporation Communication
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Secure Communication to Galation:

The Corporation is happy to sell the designs of our NW-590 500 kt warheads, for the one off price of $80 billion we can sell you the designs and have people on the ground to help you out with the construction process. Of course, this can be done as discretly as possible under the guise of our civil nuclear wing.

OOC: Lol, sorry Clandonia, remember when you gave me the rights? Lol, I'll show them to anyone in the alliance who asks. Sorry for blocking you ICly.

OOC: Lol, sorry Clandonia, remember when you gave me the rights? Lol, I'll show them to anyone in the alliance who asks. Sorry for blocking you ICly.

OOC: Err? Do you understand the meaning of secret communication? For all you know these were booby trapped, the Corporation sells to either side we don't care as long as we make money.

SECRET IC:
SCENE: Emperor's Office
George was meeting with the minister of Foreign Affairs when his secretary knocked on the door. He pushed a button that made the door open and she walked into the room. She wasn't afraid of him like most of the other people that worked in the Imperial Palace because she's known him the longest.

George: "Did you need something Stacy?"

Stacey: "Sir. We recieved a responce from Galation. They are not standing down but they are dispatching some money to us as a bribe so that we won't attack them"

George laughed: "Well. Keep those missiles targeted and accept the money. I'll send a note off to them here shortly."

Stacy smiled: "Yes, Sir. And have a good day."

George: "Thanks Stacy. You too."



GLOBAL IC:
OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT PROCLIMATION
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TO: Leadership of the Nation of Galation
CC: Leadership of All Involved Parties
FROM: George A. Loak, Supreme Emperor

While we do not normally accept bribes to not attack a naton, we will make an exception in this case. We will not launch the missiles if, and only if, you do not launch yours. We have recieved reports that the people in the nation you call 'Brittish Londinium' did, in fact, withdraw their forces from the nation in whish you say they are still in. We feel that there is no reason to launch nuclear weapons at them if they are not in said nation.

We will though, display this currency that we have recieved in the main entry way of the Shazbotdom Imperial Palace as a reminder to the people of the Dark Empire that diplomacy through little force does indeed show results.

[Secret IC to Galation]
We will be glad to selkl you some nuclear weapons. However, Icovir is a Superpower, and you don't mess with Superpowers. So if any attacks from you or your cronies, whether it be nuclear or not, on Icovir will result in the immediate annihilation of you and your allies' countries (whether they attacked us or not).

Caliph Victor I of Icovir

OOC: Not meaning to be taken with offense, but the only "Superpower" here in this thread is Shazbotdom, and Warhammer Syndicate. I classify superpowers as being 1 year old or older (say if your over 1 year and I'll put you on the list). And no offense, but my allies are superpowers, especially Warhammer Syndicate, Pop. 5 billion, Magic Sorcery, Pop 2 billion, and others. And Shazbotdom, we would only fire nukes at the britts if they hadn't pulled out of our ally, Demaray. We would think twice before striking the great dark empire. We have some 750 nukes, so we must decline your tempting offer. However we are interested in those designs of the hydrogen bombs.

IC: From the Centura's Minister of Foriegn Affairs, Alexis Tlyer:
The Dark Emporer (?) has recieved a private island to vacation on, given with jubilee from the Centura's administration.

OOC: I know, I'm probably not a superpower [yet]. Just a little IC rambling...

IC: From the Centura's Minister of Foriegn Affairs, Alexis Tlyer:
The Dark Emporer (?) has recieved a private island to vacation on, given with jubilee from the Centura's administration.

OOC:
It's not good to mix OOC with IC. If he gives you an offer ICly, then you should reply ICly and not OOCly. It's called good RPing. I've never mixed IC and OOC in my time here (except for once, but that was an accident).


GLOBAL IC:
OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT PROCLIMATION
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TO: Leadership of the Nation of Galation
FROM: Larry Williams, Minister of Foreign Affairs

I am currently speaking for the Supreme Emperor as he is currently busy with a diplomatic event in the Shazbotodm Colony of Alraibris.

The Supreme Emperor (or 'Dark Emperor' as you called him) already has the Imperial Palace and Four Vacation Retreat locations that he attends, as well as sometimes he goes to Embasies in foreign nations to take vacations when he knows that news casters will be at his vacation retreats. We really don't need your nation to give him a 'Private Island' for him to vacation on.

We would let you have an Embasy in the Dark Empire, but according to your record on the international scene, the Dark Empire has placed you on a very short list of nations that are banned form having embasies in the Dark Empire. This is because of several things that your leadership has done that the Supreme Emperor and the rest of us Ministers don't agree with.

Please find it in your heart to fogive us for turning down your offer for the private island. And we will be watching your nation.