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The Holy Republic of Oliverea, in an overly aggressive move, has invaded the Oppressed Peoples of Ohshid. Can the defenders beat back the cruel offensive? Can the attackers claim their goals in the heartland of Ohshid?

uhh...ok...sure!:eek: :eek: :eek:

The Holy Republic of Oliverea, eager to remove its fledgling status, has invaded the land of the Oppressed Peoples of Ohshid, wanting to claim its large salmon hatcheries, so they can enjoy raw fish eggs and die of food poisoning and crap like that. The Oppressed Peoples must beat back the Oliverean offensive or face certain death at the wrong end of a spear.

I send in 500 troops to be stationed at the border

I send six hundred soldiers to my border, and station two hundred in every one of my main cities (of which I only have two). I also manufacture ten biplanes and twenty tanks, of which only seven tanks and one plane is operational.

I send the remaining foot soldiers (600) to the salmon hatcheries and place all my air bases on standby. I also take a team of snipers (of which I have two) and extract them outside your capital city. They are awaiting futher instructions as to what to do.

I'm sorry to say, but your snipers have been eliminated when one of my skyscrapers accidentally fell down.

In an unexpected move, a fleet of over 18,000 zeppelins from the People's Democratic Republic of South Niflheim blackened the skies of Oliverea and Ohshid! From those zeppelins emerged something over one and a half million elite storm troopers, who overwhelmed all resistance in both of these puny nations, located all the cute little girls, played three rounds of patty-cake with them, and then left as suddenly as they arrived!

Local news reports that the natives are somewhat perplexed - except the little girls, who were happy to have visitors.

The peoples of south nifhlem may have played patty-cake with all the little girls, but we shall avenge our peoples! I say the peoples of Ohshid and Oliverea unite!

the imaginary consul of the oppressed peoples of ohshid has decided to side with oliverea to defeat the evil scourge of south niflheim, as it is outraged with outsiders playing patty-cake with residents. TO WAR!

I proclaim an alliance between the peoples of Oliverea and Ohshid. To war against South Niflheim!

OCC: Wellcome grasshoppers, this is the way you wage war.

IC: 150 Bristol Type 192 Belvedere helicopters were swarming over the border. This ment 300 well equiped soldiers were soon to land near the capital of Oliverea. As the helicopters landed the soldiers spread out securing the aria. As they sat up camp inteligents reports came in giving them orders.
"You are to march into the capital and see to that none of the civilians are hurt during this war. Your main objective in this conflikt will be to destoy any South Niflheim forces i the aria"

The same prosedure hapened in the capital of Ohshid. At present time there were nearly 600 equiped men in the two nations.

ooc: is this an open thread?

The Caliph was angry. Not only had THREE warmongering nations begun attacking each other, but they had also begun attacking innocent civilians.

The Caliph made an announcement to the world:

"Today, Icovir declares yet another war. This time, this war will be on three nations; Oliveria, Ohshid, and South Niflheim. We will send in 10,000,000 troops.".

OOC: Troop equipement/numbers to come soon.
Also, YES, I can afford this. Out of my 25 million-man military, I only have 2,000,000 activated.

High General Bartend of Scaveutland read the astonishing reports on his desk, "They're all mad, that must be it. Ah well, just one more pig to the slaughter."

Two hours later 50,000 Elite paratroopers were sent from Scaveutland Propers destination: the nations of Oliveria, Ohshid, and South Niflheim

The people's of the Fiefdom of Intra-Muros, eager to spread knowledge of superior oil-lamp making, plead for war with the nations currently involved in conflict. The High Consul has the answer:

"To war people of Intra-Muros!"
"Let it be known to all that WE, though feudal in nature and highly volatile in policy, make our own Destiny."

The Consul is known for making such pointless 'speeches' but the people were used to it.
--
7,000 men riding on horses, weilding muskets, carrying goblets filled with gunpowder, and canteens of ball bearings, ride off at sunset towards the region of Ohshid.

The first stop of the paratroopers was the nation of Ohshid. 50,000 paratroopers landed in the outskirts of the capital city and marched into the town square waving the flag of Scaveutland above their heads. Some meager resistance had been offered slightly outside the main city by 300 men who were quickly cut down. Meanwhile above the city 500 I-34 jets streaked across the sky searching for any enemy aircraft.

The next day 20,000 of these paratroopers marched onwards to the capital of Oliveria. Meanwhile in the capital of Oshid the remaining paratroopers cut down 7000 outdated cavalry will automatic weapons fire on the outskirts of the city.

Suddenly, all of those pitiful nations are wiped out when several space ships move in and turn the entire area into a flat peice of radioactive glass, and is promply sold off as "designer glass":

Now being sold at only 15.99 per square yard! Also comes with five free radiation suits!
*Little chime*
Yay "Designer glass"!

holy profilactic batman! designer glass! YAY!

The Caliph was angry. Not only had THREE warmongering nations begun attacking each other, but they had also begun attacking innocent civilians.

The Caliph made an announcement to the world:

"Today, Icovir declares yet another war. This time, this war will be on three nations; Oliveria, Ohshid, and South Niflheim. We will send in 10,000,000 troops.".

OOC: Troop equipement/numbers to come soon.
Also, YES, I can afford this. Out of my 25 million-man military, I only have 2,000,000 activated.
I like how your 25 million man army plus its, oh, 250 million minimum required logistical personnel comes to about 33% of your population.

You fail, go read the thread "What Logistics Is" in the International Incidents Consolidation Sticky, plzkthxbai.

he has a point

The Caliph was angry. Not only had THREE warmongering nations begun attacking each other, but they had also begun attacking innocent civilians.

The Caliph made an announcement to the world:

"Today, Icovir declares yet another war. This time, this war will be on three nations; Oliveria, Ohshid, and South Niflheim. We will send in 10,000,000 troops.".

OOC: Troop equipement/numbers to come soon.
Also, YES, I can afford this. Out of my 25 million-man military, I only have 2,000,000 activated.


how can you send in 20 000 000 men and you only have 2 000 000 activatet?

anyway IC:
Kamasha officials starts bombing those nations mentioned. The bombing raids will start in the south and work itself up north.