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9:00 PM Icovir Standard Time, Launch Location

For General Josh Natock, this was the proudest moment in Icovirian history. Not only had, Icovir recently, built and tested a Hydrogen Bomb, but now it was time to test launch the Hydrogen Bomb to far distances.

He stood on the Military Isle of Icovir, uncharted but near the Royal Isle, and prepared for the launch. It was to be launched at South Africa, spanning a whole continent. This would be a test to see if Icovir could launch a nuclear weapon, using Launch Stations and technology, to far away distances.

The countdown began.

"5....4.....3.....2.....1....We have liftoff!" yelled the Launch Specialist.

Just then, Natock recieved a call from the Caliph. It was being called from the "Red Hotline" which meant that it was urgent.

It definatly wasn't a congratulations.

"Abort the test, abort the test! South Africa is owned by a sovereign nation; our allies, Maraque!" yelled the Caliph, Caliph Victor I.

"Sir!" screamed Natock, knees shaking. "The Hydrogen Bomb has already taken off!".

"SHI'ITE!" screamed the Caliph.

"What do you suggest we do, sir?" asked Natock, nervously.

"It looks like we'll start a war with this test, after all." said the Caliph solemnly before he hung up.

The Caliph's Palace, 10:00 PM Icovir Standard Time

The Minister of War, Yusuf Hydrogen, walked in and said 9 simple words.

"The Fourth Holy Reich has launched Weapons at Maraque.".

"WHAT!?" was the Caliph's response.

"Yes, sir.".

"What was the reason!?" said the Caliph.

"They think we are starting a war with Maraque, and it seems they are enemies. They are claiming they're 'assisting' us.".

"Well, they're NOT!" screamed the Caliph. "Call the Senate, Prime Minister, President, and the full Ministry of War. And, tomorrow, announce to the citizens that we are going to war.".

"Yes sir. But may I ask with who?" responded Yusuf Hydrogen.

"No you may not. Dismissed".

Recent developments in Maraque:

Alarms all across South Africa went off, as hundreds of thousands ran through the streets, knowing very well what the alarm meant. Many were about to undoubtedly die.

The bomb struck, causing destruction throughout. The preliminary estimations of the dead were in the 300,000 to 500,000 range, with millions more injured.

But due to the fast-acting response to the bomb, many had lived; although there was barely anything left of the strike zone, the majority in the area had made it out alive and uninjured.
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WAR DECLARED ON THE FOURTH HOLY REICH

The Democratic Constitutional Monarchy of the Secular Empire of Maraque hereby declares the Fourth Holy Reich a sworn enemy of the Empire, and all that is liberty.

Furthermore, the Emperor in his undisclosed location, has officially declared war against the swine that is the Fourth Holy Reich.
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"EMPEROR!!! EMPEROR! INCOMING MISSILES!"

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"

"No Emperor! We must leave this instant!"

"Alright, alright! SOUND THE ALARM, GET PEOPLE EVACUATED!!!"

"Yes sir."

The alarm in Super City, the Maraquean capital, sounded off with a long shrewd gallows of ear-popping noises. People who were once calm, raced towards the designated shelters, people in their vehicles slammed on the brakes and ran from their vehicles, grabbing their children in car seats, helping their elderly mothers, fathers, and siblings to safety before the missile strike.

The Emperor was ousted to an unidentified location somewhere out of Super City in a secret underground tunnel that was unknown to anyone else but fewer than 10 people.

Then the worst happened; missiles came showering down upon the enormous city of skyscrapers no shorter than 2,800 ft tall. This proved to be disasterous for many of the people on the top floors. The missiles slammed into the great structures one by one, exploding into a shower of smoke and flame. Hell had spawned in the center of Super City.

24 buildings collapsed, 13,991 had died. 197,817 had been injured.

We would like to assist Icovir in this conflict.

In the Reich, people are PARTYING! T-shirts are being distributed by big businesses throughout the Reich with the message on the back: "WE GOT THEM GOOD!" with a picture of Der Fuhrer and the Caliph of Ivocir giving the :upyours: to Maraque.

Icovir's sultan would recieve a phone call a few moments later, being greeted by an ecstatic Fuhrer. "Heil, comrade! I zought zat zey were your comraden, but apparently not. I have no idea vat zose fookers ditt to piss you off so much, but by Gott, ve got zem sons of bitches gutt, eh?

Unfortunately, they have declared var on us too. But hey, ve each ozer's backs...ja?"

Der Fuhrer has NO clue whatsoever.

SECRET IC:

TO: the Caliph of Icovir
FROM: Emperor Jovan Norris

Greetings my friend,

I am holding no hard feelings or grudges towards you, as I understand it was honestly an accident, however; the Fourth Holy Reich has just launched more than 100 missiles upon Super City and we have no choice but to declare war on the swine.

To: Governments of Icovir and Maraque

If any nation needs our assistance, it will gladly be assured to defeat these anti-Semites. We stand 65% Jewish, followed by 30% Muslim. Both hated by these Fourth Reichbags.

Not to mention they disgrace being German.

~Premier Aaron Cohen

The Military Isle of Icovir, 12:00 AM Icovir Standard Time

The Caliph met with General Josh Natock. "Asalaam Alaykum".

"Wa Alaykum Salaam. Sir, are you sure we should do this?" Natock responded.

"Yes, we should. We are in a torn position here, and we must act fast.".

"Yes sir!".

An Icovirian-made Hydrogen Bomb and a Scandinvan-made Hydrogen Bomb launched from two Launch Stations on the Military Isle of Icovir.

It was headed for the location in which Icovir would declare war on.

Sadet, Errikland

SIC:
"This is interesting news," the Emperor thought aloud, "Icovir has just launched a nuclear attack on Maraque, who promptly responded by declaring war on the Fourth Holy Reich."

"A war with that Reich was bound to happen sooner or later, Emperor."

"True; the way that situations have been going lately, I was surprised it did not happen sooner."

The Errikans quickly assessed the situation: they were always enemies of Fascism, and these people were persecuting Christians. However, they were also persecuting Communists, something which immediately gave them some respect. Icovir, whom the Errikans, despite major cultural differences, had some respect for, were fighting the Reich, as was Demaray, a nation whose recent comments had given them quite a bit of respect in Errikland.

Far more pressing than these matters, however, was the Jaredcohenian Premier's Comment, "Not to mention they disgrace being German." Though terrible grammar made the exact meaning very difficult to make out, it was clear that it was very offensive, and having the same prejudices that they now condemned in the Reich, just against a different group. This actually had little to do with the real conflict, but still was worth noting.

Decisive action would be taken shortly.

OOC:
"SHI'ITE!" screamed the Caliph.
LOL!

While on the phone calling Icovir, a Luftewaffe officer would interrupt. "Mein Fuhrer, they have launched 2 more missiles. We don't know where they are going." Der Fuhrer, "Radio ze jets. If it comes within 100 miles of Reich borders, shoot it down."

Immediately after, a squadron of jets, already patrolling, would move towards the incoming missiles.

OOC: Icovir, respond to the phone call.

If any nation needs our assistance, it will gladly be assured to defeat these anti-Semites. We stand 65% Jewish, followed by 30% Muslim. Both hated by these Fourth Reichbags.

Not to mention they disgrace being German.

~Premier Aaron Cohen

SECRET IC:

TO: Premier Aaron Cohen
FROM: Emperor Jovan Norris

Greetings,

We would greatly appreciate your assistance in fending off the Fourth Holy Reich.

SECRET IC:

TO: Premier Aaron Cohen
FROM: Emperor Jovan Norris

Greetings,

We would greatly appreciate your assistance in fending off the Fourth Holy Reich.

SIC:

To: Emperor Jovan Norris

We will probably use thermonuclear/thermobarric warfare against them, any complaints to this? But we will make sure that none of yours nor Icovir's troops be inside this nation.

Please contact me regarding any complaints.

~Premier Aaron Cohen

SIC:

To: Emperor Jovan Norris

We will probably use thermonuclear/thermobarric warfare against them, any complaints to this? But we will make sure that none of yours nor Icovir's troops be inside this nation.

Please contact me regarding any complaints.

~Premier Aaron Cohen

OOC: Isn't it standard NS convention that nukes are used only as a last resort?

SIC:

To: Emperor Jovan Norris

We will probably use thermonuclear/thermobarric warfare against them, any complaints to this? But we will make sure that none of yours nor Icovir's troops be inside this nation.

Please contact me regarding any complaints.

~Premier Aaron Cohen
SIC

TO: Premier Aaron Cohen
FROM: Emperor Jovan Norris

I myself am planning to launch a nuclear strike upon them. No complaints here.

OOC: Errikland: I'm not officially in a state of war with anyone yet. But good post (especially the Jaredcohenia reference :D)

IC: The two Hydrogen Bombs landed and exploded.

And the Caliph responded in anger.

"You fool! This wasn't near ANYTHING!". The Hydrogen Bombs landed in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

"It looks like our technology can't handle the use of Hydrogen Bombs too well..." replied General Josh Natock. "Might I suggest that we do it the old fasion way?".

"Yes, let's." responded the Caliph.

Two bombers, also loaded with two Hydrogen Bombs, took off to an undisclosed location. Icovir's first attack would be imminent.

OOC: Errikland: I'm not officially in a state of war with anyone yet. But good post (especially the Jaredcohenia reference :D)

OOC: I didn't get the reference, or how that Errikland knew what I said even though it was to the governments of Icovir and Marque...

OOC: Reich, what phone call?

IC: OFFICIAL CRISIS RESPONSE FROM THE CALIPH OF ICOVIR
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Nations of the world: We are in a major nuclear war crisis.

Icovir has launched two Hydrogen Bombs at our current, classified enemy.

We will also send the...

Fleet of Eecaporeon
1 "Grand" Class Battleship
2 "Petit" Class Battleships
1 "Grand" Class Aircraft Carrier (carrying 2,000 bombers and fighters)
2 "Boom-Boom" Class Frigates (1 for Anti-Submarine Warfare, 1 for Surface-to-Land or Surface-to-Air Warfare)
1 "Boom-Boom" Class Destroyer
1 hundred "Hewbs" Class Gunships
1,000 "Grand" Class Transport Ships (carrying 2,000,000 men each)
2,000 "Medeek" Class Medical and Repair Ships

Total War is imminent. The time to vanquish our foes is now.

Caliph Victor I

OOC: Errikland: I'm not officially in a state of war with anyone yet. But good post (especially the Jaredcohenia reference :D)

IC: The two Hydrogen Bombs landed and exploded.

And the Caliph responded in anger.

"You fool! This wasn't near ANYTHING!". The Hydrogen Bombs landed in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

"It looks like our technology can't handle the use of Hydrogen Bombs too well..." replied General Josh Natock. "Might I suggest that we do it the old fasion way?".

"Yes, let's." responded the Caliph.

Two bombers, also loaded with two Hydrogen Bombs, took off to an undisclosed location. Icovir's first attack would be imminent.

Der Fuhrer would recieve an update from one of his generals. "Der missiles exploded somewhere in der middle of der Atlantic Ocean. Unfortunately, two bombers have taken off and are en route to...somewhere." Der Fuhrer, "Keep ein jets alert. If zose things come within 300 miles, have ein officers command zem to back off. If they come closer than 200, you are commanded to shoot zem down."

Der Fuhrer was getting anxious now. He call his chief post master...

A while later, Nicholas of Weapson would recieve the following letter:

SIC

to Nicholas, COE of Weapons

We regret to inform you that war is in fact emminent. Der Reich may require those 2 million fighting men much sooner zan expected. I have wired you another 70 billion Reichsmarks. Have them ready as soon as possible.

Der Fuhrer
Der Fourth Holy Reich

OOC: Errikland: I'm not officially in a state of war with anyone yet. But good post (especially the Jaredcohenia reference :D)

IC: The two Hydrogen Bombs landed and exploded.

And the Caliph responded in anger.

"You fool! This wasn't near ANYTHING!". The Hydrogen Bombs landed in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

"It looks like our technology can't handle the use of Hydrogen Bombs too well..." replied General Josh Natock. "Might I suggest that we do it the old fasion way?".

"Yes, let's." responded the Caliph.

Two bombers, also loaded with two Hydrogen Bombs, took off to an undisclosed location. Icovir's first attack would be imminent.

OOC: Oh, um . . . I'll just say that it was a typo from the informant.
Thank you.

OOC: I didn't get the reference, or how that Errikland knew what I said even though it was to the governments of Icovir and Marque...

OOC: It was not marked secret, was it? Perhaps the same informant who has been gathering info for reports to the Emperor took note of it and included it in the info.

OOC: Icovir, see post 4

To: Governments of Icovir and Maraque

If any nation needs our assistance, it will gladly be assured to defeat these anti-Semites. We stand 65% Jewish, followed by 30% Muslim. Both hated by these Fourth Reichbags.

Not to mention they disgrace being German.

~Premier Aaron Cohen

OOC: Your sig is mistranslated (as wikiquote said). It really should be "Should we catch them in a shithouse we'll kill them in a shithouse".

OOC: Oh, um . . . I'll just say that it was a typo from the informant.
Thank you.



OOC: It was not marked secret, was it? Perhaps the same informant who has been gathering info for reports to the Emperor took note of it and included it in the info.

OOC: I editted after posting regarding that it was to be to only Maraque and Icovir. Unless, you are one of them.

OOC: Your sig is mistranslated (as wikiquote said). It really should be "Should we catch them in a shithouse we'll kill them in a shithouse".

OOC: Let them eat cake. :P

In the Reich, people are PARTYING! T-shirts are being distributed by big businesses throughout the Reich with the message on the back: "WE GOT THEM GOOD!" with a picture of Der Fuhrer and the Caliph of Ivocir giving the :upyours: to Maraque.

Icovir's sultan would recieve a phone call a few moments later, being greeted by an ecstatic Fuhrer. "Heil, comrade! I zought zat zey were your comraden, but apparently not. I have no idea vat zose fookers ditt to piss you off so much, but by Gott, ve got zem sons of bitches gutt, eh?

Unfortunately, they have declared var on us too. But hey, ve each ozer's backs...ja?"

Der Fuhrer has NO clue whatsoever.

"Yes, we do have each others' back" stated the Caliph. "We will crush the Maraqueians". He meant to be as offensive as possible. "Heil Der Fuhrer!" he said.

"Yes, we do have each others' back" stated the Caliph. "We will crush the Maraqueians". He meant to be as offensive as possible. "Heil Der Fuhrer!" he said.


Der Fuhrer, not being completely stupid, records the phone call between himself and Icovir. Having done so, he has it played over and over and over again on international airwaves.

Official Response From The High Commander
TO:All Nations Involved
FROM:The High Commander Henry Corrol

As the Jaredcohenian Premier said, the idiots in the Fourth Holy Reich make Germans look bad. We refuse to acknowledge the Fourth Holy Reich as a nation, and have put it in the file for "Terrorist Nations That Wish They Were German States".
Signed, The High Commander

The Caliph called Der Fuhrer back after recieving news that the bombers were now flying over their target and just released the bombs.

"The Maraqueians arein for it now!" he said before hanging up. He heard civilians screaming.

SIC SCENE
Undisclosed Location,
Emperor's Temporary Living Quarters
Province of Addeis Abaus

"I want those motherfuckers dead! Dead! Do you hear me?! DEAD!" shouted the Emperor, to anyone who was listening.

"I understand my Lord." said the Commander.

"I want those fuckers from the Fourth Holy Reich wiped off the face of the Earth. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?"

"Yes my Lord. I understand completely."

"Good. Now prepare the launch. They will pay."

"Yes my Lord."
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Orbital Missile Launch Command
Missile Launch Station
Commander's Office

The phone rings.

"Orbital Missile Launch Command."

"Prepare to launch. Emperor's orders."

"Yes Commander. Right away sir."

OOC: Check your TGs Icovir, and... errr, where did they hit? :confused:

SIC:
MAXIMUM ENCRYPTION
TO:
Emperor Jovan Norris, Maraque

We notice you're in a bit of a struggle with Icovir, and those bastards never acknowledged that we'd like to help them. Now we heard on Q104.3 (OOC: +5 if anyone knows what i'm talking about) that they wish to fight a war with you.

If you need our assistance, you know where to reach us. We never liked Icovir, anyways if you say yes.

~Premier Aaron Cohen

SIC:
MAXIMUM ENCRYPTION
TO:
Emperor Jovan Norris, Maraque

We notice you're in a bit of a struggle with Icovir, and those bastards never acknowledged that we'd like to help them. Now we heard on Q104.3 (OOC: +5 if anyone knows what i'm talking about) that they wish to fight a war with you.

If you need our assistance, you know where to reach us. We never liked Icovir, anyways if you say yes.

~Premier Aaron Cohen
SIC:
MAXIMUM ENCRYPTION

TO: Premier Aaron Cohen
FROM: Emperor Jovan Norris

We have no idea what is going on right now. Several bombs have just been dropped upon more of our cities. We formally request your assistance in this matter.

OOC: It's a radio station in New York, isn't it?

Fourth Reich, Go to International incidents and look for "A demand". Give in our you will find yourself fighting two wars.

SIC:
MAXIMUM ENCRYPTION

TO: Premier Aaron Cohen
FROM: Emperor Jovan Norris

We have no idea what is going on right now. Several bombs have just been dropped upon more of our cities. We formally request your assistance in this matter.

OOC: It's a radio station in New York, isn't it?

OOC: I was listening to it right now.

SIC:

MAXIMUM ENCRYPTION

To: Emperor Jovan Norris

Just turn on any radio station, it's being broadcast by some Nazi nation, and I believe that it's the Icovirian whateverthehellhescallinghimselfthesedays stating that he will, quote "crush the Maraqueans."

Do you need fighter support? If so, we'll send some generic anti-aircraft aircraft and fire some anti-air long range missiles.

~Premier Aaron Cohen

The Caliph smiled and yelled "Allahu Akbar!".

He announced to the Icovirian people:

"We have gone to war with The Fourth Holy Reich". That was the sole content of his speech.

Icovirian whateverthehellhescallinghimselfthesedays

OOC: LOL! It's true, I'm always changing my title :D

Official Stance of the Government of British Londinium
The Commonwealth of British Londinium fully supports the nation of Maraque

SIC:
Directives of the Ministry for Defence
All military units are to assume full military readiness.
All nuclear weapons are to prepare for Condition 1SQ (launch condition).
All biological weapons are to prepared for use.

IC:
Three attack groups (one carrier, seven destroyers, five frigates, three submarines, and two minesweepers each) are being deployed to defend Maraque.

To help Maraque build its defence forces, we are offering them the following, free of charge:
125 F-22 Raptor air superiority fighters
80 F-105 Thunderchief fighter bomers
75 A-10 Thunderbolts close air support aircraft
60 AV-8B Harrier II carrier-based attack aircraft
10 B-1b Lancer long-range penetration bombers
5 E-3 Sentry airborne surveillance command and control aircraft
100,000 L85A1 IW assault rilfes
100,000 Glock 17 sidearms
20,500 AWM Super Magnum Sniper Rifles
20,500 L86A1 LSW light machine guns
20,500 Viking Arms SOS shotguns
20,500 H&K MP5A2 submachine guns
20,500 ISTEC ISL 200 Compact underbarrel grenade launchers
10,000 L7A2 general purpose machine guns
1,000 MBT LAW shoulder-fired anti-tank missile launchers

OOC: I was listening to it right now.

SIC:

MAXIMUM ENCRYPTION

To: Emperor Jovan Norris

Just turn on any radio station, it's being broadcast by some Nazi nation, and I believe that it's the Icovirian whateverthehellhescallinghimselfthesedays stating that he will, quote "crush the Maraqueans."

Do you need fighter support? If so, we'll send some generic anti-aircraft aircraft and fire some anti-air long range missiles.

~Premier Aaron Cohen
SIC:
MAXIMUM ENCRYPTION

TO: Premier Aaron Cohen
FROM: Emperor Jovan Norris

How could this be... ? The Icovirians were our ally, and we haven't done anything to them at all. I even forgave them for their accidental strike upon South Africa, but they have not yet responded.

Yet, with this latest strike upon us by them, I can't say that they are any longer.

We need any kind of support possible. The only capabilities we have at the moment are missiles, which we will undoubtedly launch if this confusing matter isn't resolved through diplomatic means.

Our military was disbanded years ago, and we haven't been able to re-engage them, so we have no army.

OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF WAR
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Nations of the world:

We are, as you probably know, a strong Muslim state. We are also a strong Communist State.

Der Fuhrer of the Fourth Holy Reich opposes these things, and we can accept that.

What we cannot accept, however, are his "concentration camps" that imprison all but Aryan Catholics.

We also cannot accept his blatent warmongering against our allies, Maraque.

Maraque has given Icovir the gift of Space Colonizing, while Der Fuhrer of the Fourth Holy Reich has only given us war and death to our Muslim brothers and sisters.

We should, however, stay loyal to Der Fuhrer.

However, I am not a man of rational when it comes to these types of things. Therefore, what we should do and what we will do are two different things.

Therefore, the ships I have mentioned earlier will be launched to the Fourth Holy Reich to destroy them. Those two Hydrogen Bombs were also directed to the Fourth Holy Reich.

I have a message, finally, to the people of the Fourth Holy Reich:

Your Liberation Is Coming.

Caliph Victor I

SIC:
To Emperor Jovan Norris:
British Londinium will defend your nation at all costs. As I write this, a Royal Navy fleet is being dispatched to guard your shores, and our army is mobilising. Our missiles are prepared to fire at any aggressor, and our air units are being scrambled.

Sincerely,
Queen Hemali I, Monarch of British Londinium

SIC:
To Emperor Jovan Norris:
British Londinium will defend your nation at all costs. As I write this, a Royal Navy fleet is being dispatched to guard your shores, and our army is mobilising. Our missiles are prepared to fire at any aggressor, and our air units are being scrambled.

Sincerely,
Queen Hemali I, Monarch of British Londinium

TO: Queen Hemali I
FROM: Emperor Jovan Norris

I thank you dearly for your help. I will repay your gracious contribution some day.

I am also happy to see the Icovirian announcement. It seems we're at peace again.

Press Release from the Ministry for Defence
At 2337 hours, the Prime Minister of British Londinium authorised Condition 1SQ, and a missile containing pounds of Zaire Ebolavirus and botulism at the Fourth Holy Reich. The government, included the monarch, PM, cabinet, and Parliament has relocated to Westminster.

SIC:
"That was a nice trick, sir." said a general.
"Well, it was obvious that they'd nuke Kensington, so naturally I gave them another target that's been totally evacuated. At least we're safe in our bunkers. Let no trace of this be known to anyone."

The Fascist Union of Atopiana, having just purchased over 5,000 SS-27 ICBMs to replace half of those fired against Demaray (which has now ceased to exist as anything other than an area of radioactive rubble, if we're honest), is itching to test our new purchases against the Fourth Reich.

Anyone object?

OOC: nope! Fire ze missiles!

Press Release
Today, the British Londinian government authorised the deployment of 346 newly purchased Minuteman nuclear weapons, as well as the dispersion of mustard gas, hydrogen cyanide, VX nerve agent, and phosgene into key areas of the 4th Reich. Three squadrons of stealth bombers have begun to carpet bomb agricultural and industrial centres in the Fourth Holy Reich.


OOC: Go me, go me!

The Fascist Union of Atopiana, having just purchased over 5,000 SS-27 ICBMs to replace half of those fired against Demaray (which has now ceased to exist as anything other than an area of radioactive rubble, if we're honest), is itching to test our new purchases against the Fourth Reich.

Anyone object?

OOC: Are you nuking both sides of that conflict?

"Fire the missiles. NOW!"

"Where to, my Lord?"

"The Fourth Reich you moron! Icovir isn't our enemy!"

"Yes my Lord. My mistake."

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Orbital Missile Launch Command
Missile Launch Station
Commander's Office


The phone rings.

"Orbital Missile Launch Command."

"Fire the missiles immediately. Emperor's orders."

"Yes Commander. Right away sir."

Launch in 10... 9.... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0. And at that moment, 40,000 missiles with 8 warheads each launched, speeding towards the Fourth Holy Reich.

OOC: ah...Nazi hunting!

OOC: Are you nuking both sides of that conflict?

OOC: I am now...

IC:

"Sir, the ready reports are in from all Strategic Rocket Units. We're at 98% readiness - what are your orders?"

The Captain-General sucked on his pipe for only a moment. Then, crumpling the paper on which his orders were written into a ball, he spoke.

"Fire on the Fourth Reich. Fasces One has the co-ordinates as usual."
"Sir, yes sir!"

Within half an hour, the last ASRF unit had recieved its orders. Two hours later, the last SS-27 ICBM had left its launcher, en route to the Fourth Reich.

5,000 ICBMs. Each contained five 650 kilton warheads. Each warhead was nigh-on impossible to shoot down, thanks to its vertical, hypersonic, final approach. Each of the 25,000 warheads was independently targetable...

...and the Fourth Reich would pay for its leaders' racism.

OOC: Brilliant!

SIC: Official Communique from Jack Riddel to Atopiana

We are hereby sending to you a gold plated scale model nuclear bomb, with all the working bits except the uranium, and two of my personal favorite handmaidens. Enjoy.

OOC: Brilliant!

SIC: Official Communique from Jack Riddel to Atopiana

We are hereby sending to you a gold plated scale model nuclear bomb, with all the working bits except the uranium, and two of my personal favorite handmaidens. Enjoy.

SIC: Official Communique from Primo Frank of Atopiana to Jack Riddel

Many thanks for the lovely scale nuclear bomb, it now has pride of place on my desk. The handmaidens are an excellent gift, which I cannot thank you enough for. If there is anything Atopiana can do for you in the future, please notify us.

EDIT:

OOC: By the way - Fourth Reich?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/GenSteiner/FARM/NUCLEARFIRE.jpg

That's your country. :D

Two divisions of British Londianian troops have been deployed to invade the fourth reich and destroy any and all concentration camps, as well as seize the capital.

Hold hard, allies! You should wait until the nuclear fires die down and you can send in Radiation-proof vehicles and NBC-suited troopers.

There's 25,000 nuclear explosions about to occur in the Fourth Reich!

2 bombers. 2 bombers were approaching the borders of Der fourth Holy Reich. The leader of the jet fighter squadron in the area attempted to communicate with them once...twice...but to no avail. They were now within 200 miles of Der Reich's borders...and quickly approaching further.

The 10 or so fighters rose up behind the bombers a ways back...and, with with a feeling of utter dread...fired upon the bombers. Several air to air missiles from each of the fighters flew into the engine and wings of the bombers, forcing the bombers "to make a slight detour."

As the bomber fell from the air, the fighters rose back up into the air, making a quick sweep, searching for any other approaching aircraft, their radars sweeping...but finding nothing...and then all was bright white.

TWENTY MINUTES LATER IN DER FUHRER'S REICHSTAGG OFFICE:

Head of Police, Hans Gruuber, timidly approached Der Fuhrer's desk. "Hail, mein Fuhrer...um....beautiful veaser ve are having..." Der Fuhrer would bark at Hans, "Out vis it, man!" Hans would cower back and begin to stutter, "Mein..mein...Fuhrer...ze approaching bombers..." Der Fuhrer, "Ja...." Hans, "were approaching ein territory. Ve had to shoot zem down."

Der Fuhrer's face would drain of all color, his eyes almost becoming devoid of all emotion. "Ein...territory?" "Ja, mein fuhrer...and what ist vorse...there vas ein nuclear explosion...a little over ein hundred miles just outside of der borders...a small rural area in ein neighbor's country side vere instantly decimated...and a fleet from Icovir is on eet's vay."

Der Fuhrer, "I see...zat is bad news." Hans, "No, mein fuhrer. Zat is gutt news, compared to what I am about to tell you now. Hundreds of nuclear missiles are being prepared to be launched from 3 different nations. Vat are we to do, mein fuhrer? Ein borders may be penetrated within ze hour...and some are far too fast to be shot down by normal means!"

Der Fuhrer would bury his face in his hands, emitting a loud ground. "Call mein generals, zey'll figure somezing out."

TEN MINUTES LATER:

3 different squadrons of jetfighters...5 jets each...begin flying towards the 3 different locations from which nuclear missiles are approaching. A single nuclear missile proceded from each jet in different locations in the general location some ways in front of which the missiles were approaching.

The jet's machine guns fired as the 6 sets (3 sets on 3 sets) of missiles began to approach each other...upon the missiles they themselves had sent. The missiles exploded, erupting into a huge, flashing supernova of explosive power. The explosion would them set off an upcoming series of explosions in the approaching missiles, one nuclear explosion leading to the next.

Unfortunately, this ultimately meant that 15 brave Aryans had to die. The ensuing explosions sent out waves of radiation, heat, light, shockwaves...and the jets were completely disintegrated...and great radiation cloud began to descend upon the countryside outside of Der Reich's borders.

Immediately, Der Reich's forces began to mobilize to meet the forces from the various countries approaching him, and a fleet (which shall be described later) began to be assembled to meet Icovir's.

Meanwhile, Der Fuhrer frantically makes phone calls.

OOC: If y'all will, the actual war should take place, since my reich is already technically engaged in a war with someone else, in the same thread in which the war with ellelt is being waged. I'll post a link to the signup thread currently being made by Ellelt. As we speak, she is making a factbook for the specifics of how the war is to be carried out (for example, time, unit movement, etc).

Given the current devastation in the 4th Reich, any further attack would be overkill.

General Beckenbauer of the Skgorrian Strategic Rocket Forces didn't see it that way.
"WHAT?" he fumed, "the Atopians have nuked someone else without telling us? Damnit man, fire a spread of SS-18s and SS-25s"

400 SS-18s and 400 SS-25s were aimed at fired at the 4th Reich, taking care not to aim for regions where foreign troops were deployed.

Given the current devastation in the 4th Reich, any further attack would be overkill.

General Beckenbauer of the Skgorrian Strategic Rocket Forces didn't see it that way.
"WHAT?" he fumed, "the Atopians have nuked someone else without telling us? Damnit man, fire a spread of SS-18s and SS-25s"

400 SS-18s and 400 SS-25s were aimed at fired at the 4th Reich, taking care not to aim for regions where foreign troops were deployed.

OOC: because of the timing, your posts takes place before mine.

The jet's machine guns fired as the 6 sets (3 sets on 3 sets) of missiles began to approach each other...upon the missiles they themselves had sent. The missiles exploded, erupting into a huge, flashing supernova of explosive power. The explosion would them set off an upcoming series of explosions in the approaching missiles, one nuclear explosion leading to the next.

Unfortunately, this ultimately meant that 15 brave Aryans had to die. The ensuing explosions sent out waves of radiation, heat, light, shockwaves...and the jets were completely disintegrated...and great radiation cloud began to descend upon the countryside outside of Der Reich's borders.

OOC: This is, of course, impossible, as your jets are not hypersonic, nor can they shoot down a hypersonic missile descending vertically from a suborbital flight path. :rolleyes:

Kindly roll over and be nuked, will you?

OOC: because of the timing, your posts takes place before mine.

OOC: NO, sod off. My post takes place when I say it does

OOC: This is, of course, impossible, as your jets are not hypersonic, nor can they shoot down a hypersonic missile descending vertically from a suborbital flight path. :rolleyes:

Kindly roll over and be nuked, will you?

OOC: If your nukes can be hypersonic, then so can my jets.

OOC: If your nukes can be hypersonic, then so can my jets.
OOC-That isn't the way things work, kiddo. I'm thinking of nuking you just for the hell of it. <_<

Zukariaa;11948324']OOC-That isn't the way things work, kiddo. I'm thinking of nuking you just for the hell of it. <_<

OOC: Except, of course, that it is entirely conceivable for German jets to be incredibly fast.

OOC: If your nukes can be hypersonic, then so can my jets.

OOC: No no no. By their very nature, Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile warheads are hypersonic on re-entry from their sub-orbital flightpath. It's nothing to do with their tech level, rather the laws of physics and ballistics. Jets would require PMT or even FT engines to go hypersonic. This is, correct me if I'm wrong, an MT RP, right?

OOC: No no no. By their very nature, Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile warheads are hypersonic on re-entry from their sub-orbital flightpath. It's nothing to do with their tech level, rather the laws of physics and ballistics. Jets would require PMT or even FT engines to go hypersonic. This is, correct me if I'm wrong, an MT RP, right?

OOC: I didn't specify a point in which I fired on your missiles, and to say that they cannot be stopped is a mode. Deal with it.

OOC: you still haven't responded to my devastating biological attack, nor my carpet bombings, nor my nukes, nor other people's nukes...

OOC: I didn't specify a point in which I fired on your missiles, and to say that they cannot be stopped is a mode. Deal with it.

OOC: Given that you attacked them 'outside your borders', either you have space-capable fighters, or you're lying. :p It's also not a god-mod to say that ICBMs can't be stopped, it's a LAW OF PHYSICS. You numbskull. If you want to respond to a massive nuclear assault, then your options are limited to:

1) Dying,
2) Attacking with your own nukes (not that any silos will have survived the 25,000 warhead onslaught :rolleyes: but mobile ones might have done)
3) Attacking with sub-launched ICBMS,
4) Surrendering - oh, too late, you're dead;
5) That's it.

IC: "Well," declared the General of the ASRF, "that's that. One more enemy of the people bites the dust."

OOC: Given that you attacked them 'outside your borders', either you have space-capable fighters, or you're lying. :p It's also not a god-mod to say that ICBMs can't be stopped, it's a LAW OF PHYSICS. You numbskull. If you want to respond to a massive nuclear assault, then your options are limited to:

1) Dying,
2) Attacking with your own nukes (not that any silos will have survived the 25,000 warhead onslaught :rolleyes: but mobile ones might have done)
3) Attacking with sub-launched ICBMS,
4) Surrendering - oh, too late, you're dead;
5) That's it.

Considering the fact that only the defender can decide damage, and "unstoppable" denotes the inability for the defender to decide damage, it is therefore a mode.

That said, I didn't directly attack your nukes. I attacked my own nukes. Your nukes merely got caught in the blast from my nukes. Hypersonic or not, they don't just blink out of existence. If they hit an exposlive blast, they still do in fact hit said explosive blast. My post stands.

Note to self: Never fight against Atopiana, have him in your side, and dont anger him.

..I've stopped ICBM's before. SDI systems work, but I found that the real kicker is just to spam the sky with your own high altitude SAM's

..I've stopped ICBM's before. SDI systems work, but I found that the real kicker is just to spam the sky with your own high altitude SAM's

Which is essentially what I did. I spammed the sky with nuclear blasts.

still...respond to the other attacks - OOC

LOLZ I PLAY WERD GAMEZ

OOC: very quiant, now RP the damage.

And World Soviet Party...so damn true

still...respond to the other attacks - OOC

OOC: Your attacks fall under "The actual war that will ensue (ie, land invasions and so forth) will occur with the other billigerant parties in the thread that Ellelt is currently making.

Considering the fact that only the defender can decide damage, and "unstoppable" denotes the inability for the defender to decide damage, it is therefore a mode.

OOC: I disagree on this point. Laws of physics are not flexible. Bleeding-edge modern anti-missile networks could hope to shoot down about 2 or 3 percent of the incoming.

That said, I didn't directly attack your nukes. I attacked my own nukes. Your nukes merely got caught in the blast from my nukes. Hypersonic or not, they don't just blink out of existence. If they hit an exposlive blast, they still do in fact hit said explosive blast. My post stands.

OOC: Woops. I misread your post, my mistake. Fair enough.

IC:

"Sir! Most of our missiles have been... destroyed?"
"What!?"
"Yes sir, they've airbursted their own nuclear weapons and, it seems, caught some of ours in the blasts. What do we do?"
"The only thing we can do. Respond. Launch another three waves. Stagger and disperse them."
"Yes sir!"

Thus, over a period of three hours, some 6,000 SS-27s were launched at the Fourth Reich. These were programmed to strike in a staggered manner, dropping into Reich territory from all points of the compass, and entering suborbital flight on the other side of the planet in order to prevent the Reich from pulling the same trick as before.

Some 30,000 650 kiloton warheads were now targeted on the Fourth Reich...

OOC: very quiant, now RP the damage.

OOC: I already did so. Missiles were sent. My jet fighters intercepted. Jet fighters sent nukes. Fired on said nukes. Blast was created. enemy missiles collided with blast. Jet fighters die in the oncoming explosion.

End of story. That said, nuclear missiles are lame anyway. If y'all desire to continue said war, Ellelt is currently making a fact book (time, unit movement, etc) with which to conduct said war. She'll be making a thread soon with which to sign up for said war.

OOC: Rather than waste time with HFR putting off RP-ing real damage and arguing with him, let's wait for this thread, and then we can all pwn him further.

End of story. That said, nuclear missiles are lame anyway.

OOC: Pah! You just say that because you don't use them as a first resort, because you don't have the strength of will to do so! Anyway, RP the damage of my staggered waves of 30,000 warheads coming in from all points of the compass, vertically, from space, directly above your nation. Please.

To Atopanian Government,

Nuclear war benefits noone, and with that said we will demand that you destroy those nuclear weapons. We have already bought off the Confederate Senate, and our own stockpile and SDI's are at the ready if need be. We really do not want a nuclear brawl, but we will not back down from one. Let us think about this nuclear assault. The innocent people have done nothing to warrant this attack, and what you are doing to the citizens is no better than what they have done. If you want to make a difference, step up and invade them yourself.

From,
Jack Phoenixclaw, Chairman of the Board, Griffincrest Oil Inc.

Der Fuhrer would certainly have had something to fear from Antoponia...if only Antoponia had the chance to do that in the first place. Unfortunately, by the time that Antoponia could begin to prepare the new wave of warheads, a million convential warheads would begin to fall like rain from the sky upon Antoponia.

This rain of death would descend down towards Antoponia's capitol, capitol buildings, military bases, rocket turrets, the country side, the president's mom's house...(you get the point.)

Der Fuhrer sips chardonette in his office.

OOC: I don't understand the big deal about nukes. Sure, they kick ass...but they are so expensive. For the price of a single nukes, you could feasibly purchase a couple hundred regular missiles.

Oh...and....who's your daddy?

OOC: seriously, include the other attacks.

OOC: seriously, include the other attacks.

OOC: Missiles travel at a much faster rate than land forces. I am not going to adress land forces and tanks and naval attacks and so forth and so on until Ellelt finishes the factbook.

OOC: Here is the main war signup thread: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=507144

OOC: I'm so sick of this. I honestly responded to your attack upon my city, and even sustained more damage than your missiles would have done. Why can't you be a man and do the same?

OOC: I'm so sick of this. I honestly responded to your attack upon my city, and even sustained more damage than your missiles would have done. Why can't you be a man and do the same?


OOC: The conditions were vastly different. You were already taken by surprise by another attack. Secondly, you only had to face a hundred or so conventional rockets. The attack I faced would have meant the utter obliteration of my country. That's not entirely fair.

Besides, my defense was entirely valid. You could have defended too; you didn't.

OOC: The conditions were vastly different. You were already taken by surprise by another attack. Secondly, you only had to face a hundred or so conventional rockets. The attack I faced would have meant the utter obliteration of my country. That's not entirely fair.

Besides, my defense was entirely valid. You could have defended too; you didn't. OOC: Bullshit.

I was not taken by surprise by another attack. The attack by Icovir was completely by accident. You took that opportunity to attack my city for no reason what so ever.

So what if I only had to face 100 conventional rockets? You expect me to just sit back and watch as my city is being completely owned? I attacked you with 250,000 nuclear warheads; warheads I can AFFORD. It was completely fair and by you ignoring it is a blatant godmod because you don't want your precious country to be completely wiped off the map.

Your defense? You initiated the attack. I was defending myself from your aggression.

OOC: just settle this in the thread.

OOC: Bullshit.

I was not taken by surprise by another attack. The attack by Icovir was completely by accident. You took that opportunity to attack my city for no reason what so ever.

So what if I only had to face 100 conventional rockets? You expect me to just sit back and watch as my city is being completely owned? I attacked you with 250,000 nuclear warheads; warheads I can AFFORD. It was completely fair and by you ignoring it is a blatant godmod because you don't want your precious country to be completely wiped off the map.

Your defense? You initiated the attack. I was defending myself from your aggression.

OOC: I posted a bloody defense. If you don't like it, then go sodomize yourself. That said, why don't -you- "be a man" and join the other thread and risk an invasion.

OOC: I posted a bloody defense. If you don't like it, then go sodomize yourself. That said, why don't -you- "be a man" and join the other thread and risk an invasion.You didn't post a defense. I didn't attack you first; you attacked me first, then I responded IN DEFENSE.

You didn't post a defense. I didn't attack you first; you attacked me first, then I responded IN DEFENSE.

Rhetoric, rhetoric! Same difference.

Rhetoric, rhetoric! Same difference.No. It is not the same difference.

You attacked a vulnerable nation because of a sudden accident. I responded by blowing your nation to Hell and back, and you can't accept that because you are a godmodder.

I responded by blowing your nation to Hell and back, and you can't accept that because you are a godmodder.

Except that by saying that you blew my nation to hell and back, you are in fact god moding. I posted a defense to said nuclear attack. Go cry about it. further posts on the subject will be ignored.

You obviously can't tell what an expression is; because saying your nation was blown to Hell and back was just that. PLUS, you openly admitted that it would have blown your country to nonexistence.

You did not post any defense against my nuclear attack; you attacked, I attacked back. There was no second attack by you.

PLUS, you openly admitted that it would have blown your country to nonexistence.

Had there been no defense, my country indeed would have been blown to non existence.

You did not post any defense against my nuclear attack; you attacked, I attacked back. There was no second attack by you.

Post 51.

I'm done with you. You're not worth the effort. You got pwn3d. That's all that matters and I can rest easy knowing my nation isn't a glowing dust ball of radioactive waste, when yours is. :D

everyone sign up for the new thread.

OOC: I'm not signing up.

I'm done with you. You're not worth the effort. You got pwn3d. That's all that matters and I can rest easy knowing my nation isn't a glowing dust ball of radioactive waste, when yours is. :D

Completely and utterly displeased with Maraque's insolence, the powers that be rain sulpher upon the nation, reducing the citizens of the same into ash and pillars of salt. :upyours:

Note to self: Never fight against Atopiana, have him in your side, and dont anger him.

OOC: LOL, I'm thinking the same :D

Completely and utterly displeased with Maraque's insolence, the powers that be rain sulpher upon the nation, reducing the citizens of the same into ash and pillars of salt. :upyours:ROFLCOPTER

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OOC: But seriously though, if you want a serious war, go to the link I posted earlier. I don't really see the point in playing without standards for time, movement, etc. And I think we can both agree that just trying to nuke the other is vastly lame.

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OOC: But seriously though, if you want a serious war, go to the link I posted earlier. I don't really see the point in playing without standards for time, movement, etc. And I think we can both agree that just trying to nuke the other is vastly lame.

OOC:

step 1: Icovir accidentally nukes Maraque. You attack Maraque. Maraque goes WTF and attacks you, raining 250k nukes on you.

step 2: ????????

step 3: profit

OOC:

step 1: Icovir accidentally nukes Maraque. You attack Maraque. Maraque goes WTF and attacks you, raining 250k nukes on you.

step 2: ????????

step 3: profit

OOC:
*wipes tear*

I love step three.

OOC:

:p

OOC:
*wipes tear*

I love step three.

OOC: received that message over AIM and i knew it was you. Sad ;_;

OOC: received that message over AIM and i knew it was you. Sad ;_;

OOC: ?

I don't have AIM.

OOC: ?

I don't have AIM.

OOC: not you, fool. someone else.