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Der Fuhrer paces his office back...and forth....back...and forth. Things are going down hill very...very...very fast...almost degenerating into utter chaos.

First, that accursed Ellelt. Then, the declaration of war by her allies. Then, the conflict in ventersdorp...and now an epedemic...brought on by suicide bombers.

"SHITZER!" Der Fuhrer, in a rage, throws the bottle of ale he'd been drinking from into the fireplace of his Reichstagg office.

Certainly, Der Fuhrer had taken many steps to alleviate the situation. The barcoding system used by the police had been magnificent in locating the infected locations. Indeed, the quarrantines instituted had been highly effective at slowing the progress of the virus...but still, nothing has been 100 percent effective.

"Ein death toll! Now!" barks der Fuhrer to his secretary. A few moments later, he is given a number: 50,000. Those terrorists have claimed the lives of 50,000 Germans...50,000 Aryans...50,000 citizens of der Reich.

At this moment, a man wearing a white labcoat burst into Der Fuhrer's office. "Ein solution! Ve have ein solution!" Der Fuhrer, "Ein cure? Tell me you have ein cure!" The man's gaze is cast down sadly, "No, mein Fuhrer. Most of zose who already have ze disease are doomed to die. However! We have found that a slim percentage of zose who have contracted ze disease have survived it!"

Der Fuhrer, "Ja, undt?"

The scientist, "Zerefore, zis disease can be faught! Ein scientists have created a vaccine, and as we speak, it is being distributed among all of ze healzy citizens of Der Reich.

Der Fuhrer, "Praise Gott! Praise Gott in Heaven!"

Unfortunately, even with the vaccine, the disease claimed the lives of over 100,000 men, women, and children...from all walks of life, and of all ages. The bodies of the dead were burned...and, unfortunately, many small towns were left desolate from the disease.

Whatever the case, Der Fuhrer had other pressing matters. In light of the common thread of all of his recent problems...namely Bolshevism, Der Fuhrer had set up concentration camps throughout the Reich, and has begun rounding up communists, socialists, and other leftists...as well as all non Catholics in the Reich, and has begun a program of extermination of the same...via gas chamber...in said concentration camps. Below is one of Der Fuhrer's speeches on the same, given in front of a cathedral in Berlin, after begging for the bishop's blessing:

"Comraden, heil! One zing is apparent. Zere are enemies within the Reich and wizout. Zey all desire to do you and me harm. Who are ein enemies? Ze Communist! Ze Socialist! Ze Democratic! Ze Jew! Ze Atheist! Ze Hindu! Ze pagan! Ze Protestant! (Though, oddly enough, Der Fuhrer conveniently skipped naming the Muslim.)

It is zose people zat desires to wage war against us! It is zose people zat desires to commit acts of terrorism against us! It is zose people that desire to see you all ruined!

Therefore, comraden, it is mein grave duty to expell from Der Reich all traces of zese parasites...and also your duty. Remember, comraden...you live not for yourself, but for your family...your neighbor...and Der Reich. He who vants to harm any of zose...is your enemy. Be vigilent, comraden...and let not the traitor go unreported. Hail Victory!"

Last but not least, Der Fuhrer still had the prospect of war to face with a vastly superior leftist nation and several minor soviet nations...he needs allies.

Therefore, Der Fuhrer put out this following speech to be played internationally:

"Brozers and Sisters who love Gott...who love ze family...and who desire to see a better tomorrow...a tomorrow that is not despoiled by Bolshevism...by liberalism. Now is ze call to arms! I hereby am announcing an open council to be held in Berlin next wednesday. The very course of der future is at stake..."

*Communique from the Prime Minister of British Londinium*
Whilst we do not agree with the policies or beliefs of the Fourth Reich, we abhor terrorism, and offer to help you defeat these insurgents.*

The Errikan Empire is no supporter of Fascism, though we are on the same page regarding communism, but feels for your people and would like to intervene in their plight.

The main product of Errikland is foodstuffs (over half our population is employed in agriculture of some sort or other food production), and we would like to offer you full access to Errikan markets so as to soften the blow that any ensuing economic crisis may have upon your civilian population.
So long as we are at it, we will open Errikan markets in other areas, such as manufacturing, mining, and miscellenious production, to you.

The Errikan Empire is no supporter of Fascism, though we are on the same page regarding communism, but feels for your people and would like to intervene in their plight.

The main product of Errikland is foodstuffs (over half our population is employed in agriculture of some sort or other food production), and we would like to offer you full access to Errikan markets so as to soften the blow that any ensuing economic crisis may have upon your civilian population.
So long as we are at it, we will open Errikan markets in other areas, such as manufacturing, mining, and miscellenious production, to you.

We urge our comrades at Errikland to not be the capitalist morons that they are and neglect to aid these anti-Socialist and anti-Semetic bastards.

We urge our comrades at Errikland to not be the capitalist morons that they are and neglect to aid these anti-Socialist and anti-Semetic bastards.

While we do not condone their anti-Semitism (Jews being by far our largest and most appriciated minority), we resent the association of capitalism with "moron" and are baffled that, the one time we do something verging on aiding an ailing foreign civilian population, which seems to be very popular, this action is viewed negatively.

We assure you, however, that no Errikan government funds shall go into the Reich. Speaking of theirs, not ours, of course.

While we do not condone their anti-Semitism (Jews being by far our largest and most appriciated minority), we resent the association of capitalism with "moron" and are baffled that, the one time we do something verging on aiding an ailing foreign civilian population, which seems to be very popular, this action is viewed negatively.

We assure you, however, that no Errikan government funds shall go into the Reich. Speaking of theirs, not ours, of course.

A letter arrives on the desk of Errikland:

To the president of Errikland:

If you provide der Reich with military aid in the upcoming war, consider the monetary gain your people stand to gain presuming imperialistic success. Remember, der leftists desire your downfall too.

Der Fuhrer
Der Fourth Holy Reich

While we do not condone their anti-Semitism (Jews being by far our largest and most appriciated minority), we resent the association of capitalism with "moron" and are baffled that, the one time we do something verging on aiding an ailing foreign civilian population, which seems to be very popular, this action is viewed negatively.

We assure you, however, that no Errikan government funds shall go into the Reich. Speaking of theirs, not ours, of course.

We just felt like commenting on something we call Errikan Greed. You guys seem to do anything for money, you know, except involving Islam or homosexual acts.

We urge you to not do any business, I always thought you guys were Protestant. He hates Protestants. Who does this guy think he is, some kinda Pope?

The Latican Empire hereby makes it illegal to sell any goods to The Fourth Holy Reich. Not that it will affect you, but it is more to show our dis-contempt for your nation's beliefs.

OOC: Errikland check your TGs

A letter arrives on the desk of Errikland:

To the president of Errikland:

If you provide der Reich with military aid in the upcoming war, consider the monetary gain your people stand to gain presuming imperialistic success. Remember, der leftists desire your downfall too.

Der Fuhrer
Der Fourth Holy Reich

SIC:
To: The leader of The Fourth Holy Reich
From: Emperor Christian I, Sovereign of the Errikan Empire

While your offer is well placed and logical, our Empire cannot do such a thing, as we have already promised others that we would not get involved in such a fashion. However, access to our markets should benefit your position greatly, and I am certain that certain Errikan corporations (a few notable examples being far more powerful than the Errikan government) would be willing to extend you credit to preserve future markets for themselves.
For now I pray for health for your people and wisdom for you to know how to do what is right.

EDIT: I started posting this just before JC posted his most recent comment, and thus did not see the most recent two.

SIC:
To: The leader of The Fourth Holy Reich
From: Emperor Christian I, Sovereign of the Errikan Empire

While your offer is well placed and logical, our Empire cannot do such a thing, as we have already promised others that we would not get involved in such a fashion. However, access to our markets should benefit your position greatly, and I am certain that certain Errikan corporations (a few notable examples being far more powerful than the Errikan government) would be willing to extend you credit to preserve future markets for themselves.
For now I pray for health for your people and wisdom for you to know how to do what is right.

SIC

A mass letter has found it's way to the desks of Errik's many large corporations.

To: The CEO to whom it may concern

Der Fuhrer of Der Fourth Holy Reich offers notes of amnesty to any Errikian CEO who will provide Mercenary labour in the case of upcoming war. In return, Der Fourth Holy Reich offers amnesty from wartime prosecution in Fourth Holy Reich lands for all CEOs and mercenaries involved, and for the COEs shares of conquered lands in upcoming imperialistic endevours.

Der Fuhrer,
Der Fourth Holy Reich

Official Communique of the High Council of Eternal Wisdom of the Humanist State of Kravania

To: The Fourth Holy Reich

The High Council of Eternal Wisdom of the Humanist State of Kravania informs you that this communique is the written will of Father, in all of His wisdom and His everlasting glory.

Father has seen the collapse of your nation and Father knows that any nation that does not accpet the founding principles of the Great Humanist Revolution is doomed to it's own destruction.

Your degenerate sub-human nation is no longer worthy of it's existence and thus Father has made His ever wise decision.

The Humanist State of Kravania demands that the government of the The Fourth Holy Reich dissolves itself and that the The Fourth Holy Reich accept it's annexation and incorporation into the Humanist State of Kravania within 24 hours.

Should the government of the The Fourth Holy Reich either refuse this demand or should the government of the The Fourth Holy Reich fail to reply within 24 hours, the Humanist State of Kravania will declare war upon the The Fourth Holy Reich and mobilise an invasion force of 60 million troops of the Kravanian Armed Forces.

We just felt like commenting on something we call Errikan Greed. You guys seem to do anything for money, you know, except involving Islam or homosexual acts.

We urge you to not do any business, I always thought you guys were Protestant. He hates Protestants. Who does this guy think he is, some kinda Pope?

We do not do anything sexual for money, as prostitution is illegal in Errikland.

As for the Protestant thing, Errikan Christianity split off from the Catholic Church long before the Protestant Reformation (at the time, the Catholic Church and Eastern Orthodox Church had yet to split), so we are not really Protestant; however, our church functions most resemble Protestant ways. Errikan involvement in the crusades was ended by a falling out with the Pope, which hurt Errikan-Catholic relations for a long time. This issue has long since been resolved for basically all Errikans.

The Latican Empire hereby makes it illegal to sell any goods to The Fourth Holy Reich. Not that it will affect you, but it is more to show our dis-contempt for your nation's beliefs.

OOC: Errikland check your TGs

OOC: Done, and is this declaration refering to all Lactian businesses?

SIC:

Der Fuhrer recieves Kravania's communique. He reads it once. He reads it twice. He reads it thrice. He reads it four times. He reads it a fifth time. He reads it ten times more. Is this happening? "SHITZER!"

He calls his main scientist. "Mein comraden! That disease we faced earlier this year...does anyone else know of it?"

The scientist, "No, mein Fuhrer, it was an original disease created by those terrorists."

Der Fuhrer, "Very gutt, mein comrade. I want you to get millions of letters addressed to the high ranking officials of Kravania, to the businesses owners of Kravania, to the dictator of Kravania, to the upper class of Kravania, and oh, screw it, everyone you can. Infect the letters with the disease, and send them out all at once."

The scientist, "Ja, mein fuhrer."

IC: LATER

Millions of letters addressed to various people in Kravania arrive in the mailboxes (presumably?) of the Kravanians.

OOC: Done, and is this declaration refering to all Lactian businesses?

OOC: 1. Sent another 2. Yes. Unlike you, my allie, we use our govermental power to put strangle holds on our enemy's economy. Even though, in this case, it won't affect them much.

To: The CEO to whom it may concern

Der Fuhrer of Der Fourth Holy Reich offers notes of amnesty to any Errikian CEO who will provide Mercenary labour in the case of upcoming war. In return, Der Fourth Holy Reich offers amnesty from wartime prosecution in Fourth Holy Reich lands for all CEOs and mercenaries involved, and for the COEs shares of conquered lands in upcoming imperialistic endevours.

Der Fuhrer,
Der Fourth Holy Reich

SIC:
To: Der Fuhrer, Der Fourth Holy Reich
From: Nicholas Clark, CEO of Weapson

Mercenary Services are one of the many things that Weapson can supply nearly anyone with. What quantity are we talking about? One division? One army? One army group?

Also, Weapson is the leading Errikan corporation in nearly all diplomatic dealings, and our markets of nonliving military supplies (everything from guns and ammo to food and fuel), as well as the markets of our subsidiaries (most notably Errikan Steel and Errikan Oil) have been opened to you. Would you like to work out a long term contract?

I must warn you, however, that, should you enter full scale war with any of our main allies, it seems likely that my Emperor may issue a Proclamation of Limitation, which would obligate me to discontinue any services we offer until the end of such proclamation. In that case, you will not be charged for the intermediate time period.

SIC:

Der Fuhrer recieves Kravania's communique. He reads it once. He reads it twice. He reads it thrice. He reads it four times. He reads it a fifth time. He reads it ten times more. Is this happening? "SHITZER!"

He calls his main scientist. "Mein comraden! That disease we faced earlier this year...does anyone else know of it?"

The scientist, "No, mein Fuhrer, it was an original disease created by those terrorists."

Der Fuhrer, "Very gutt, mein comrade. I want you to get millions of letters addressed to the high ranking officials of Kravania, to the businesses owners of Kravania, to the dictator of Kravania, to the upper class of Kravania, and oh, screw it, everyone you can. Infect the letters with the disease, and send them out all at once."

The scientist, "Ja, mein fuhrer."

IC: LATER

Millions of letters addressed to various people in Kravania arrive in the mailboxes (presumably?) of the Kravanians.

(OOC)

Thats impossible.

If you look at my many past threads, you will see why.

First off, The enitre nation of Kravania, all of it's borders and coastline have been blocked off by a huge wall, half a kilometer high and over 300 meters thick.

Kravanians are banned from leaving Kravania and NO foreigner has ever been inside Kravania since Father took power. There are NO embassies or diplomats from any nation in the Kravanian capital city.

Kravania under Father abolished money and uses a slave economy, Kravania does NOT have ANY trade or communication with the outside world, basically, nothing, human or otherwise gets in or leaves Kravania without Father's permission.

Thus no mail can be sent to Kravania as postal services do NOT exist in it, Kravania is totally cut off from the outside world.

Unless you find a way of destroying the border wall (no easy task) and getting a army of tens of millions of men, you cannot really get inside Kravania.

SIC:
To: Der Fuhrer, Der Fourth Holy Reich
From: Nicholas Clark, CEO of Weapson

Mercenary Services are one of the many things that Weapson can supply nearly anyone with. What quantity are we talking about? One division? One army? One army group?

Also, Weapson is the leading Errikan corporation in nearly all diplomatic dealings, and our markets of nonliving military supplies (everything from guns and ammo to food and fuel), as well as the markets of our subsidiaries (most notably Errikan Steel and Errikan Oil) have been opened to you. Would you like to work out a long term contract?

I must warn you, however, that, should you enter full scale war with any of our main allies, it seems likely that my Emperor may issue a Proclamation of Limitation, which would obligate me to discontinue any services we offer until the end of such proclamation. In that case, you will not be charged for the intermediate time period.

A letter arrives at the desk of Nicholas Clark, COE of Weapson

To: Nicholas Clark, COE of Weapson

My good man, in the case of war, I may require an army of mercenaries pushing an amount upwards of a hundred million men (logistics included) or more.

While this is, in fact, a very great endevour, you shall be greatly compensated for it. I have considered all of the concerns you have brought up, and here is my initial offer:

Enclosed is 1 document of passport for entrance into Der Fourth Holy Reich at your own leisure.

I have wired you 30 billion reichsmarks. (Roughly equivalent to 10 billion standard international dollars)

Enclosed is a deed to a manufacturing complex in Hannover.

Enclosed is 1 document for taxation exemption from Reich taxation.

I offer the use of my Hamburgh training base for your mercenaries.

A portion of any conquered lands in the course of imperialist conquest.

And there is more where that came from.

Der Fuhrer
Der Fourth Holy Reich

OOC: How in the hell would you mass a 60 million man army into one fleet? You would be loosing ships by the dozens because your transport ships would choak you, and then the supplies you have to keep sending. Logistics wise it is nearly impossible. And since they're land locked how the hell will you organize 60 million men and organize x5 more logistical support? Your men would starve, be short on ammo. Just dosn't make much sense.

OOC: How in the hell would you mass a 60 million man army into one fleet? You would be loosing ships by the dozens because your transport ships would choak you, and then the supplies you have to keep sending. Logistics wise it is nearly impossible. And since they're land locked how the hell will you organize 60 million men and organize x5 more logistical support? Your men would starve, be short on ammo. Just dosn't make much sense.

(OOC)

Out of TOTAL military strength of 95,000,000 troops (obeying the NS rule of 5% of your total nation's population being in the military) I meant that 60,000,000 troops would be the TOTAL force availiable for the war against the Reich.

The initial invasion force would most like be about 800,000 with them getting beacheads set up and then moving into the Reich, whilst other troops would move in afterwards, 60,000,000 is the total I am prepared to devote to that.

Kravania's war machine relies on numbers (Kravania has the military doctrine of the Soviet Union RL) and uses large wave after wave attacks to simly overwhelm the enemy.

SIC: Der Fuhrer's top post master arrives to Der Fuhrer's office the next day. "Mein fuhrer, ve could not send those letters." Der Fuhrer, "Vhy?" The scientist, "Zey don't have a postal service, mein Fuhrer." Der Fuhrer blinks, and shakes his head. "I lack foresight. Do you know anything about Kravania?"
The post office master, "The only thing I know about zem is zat zey haff many, many slaves."

Der Fuhrer is pleased. He commands the post master to wire a communique to Kravania:

TO THE WISE AND POWERFUL LEADER OF KRAVANIA:

For our continued soveirengty, and for your continued peace, we offer you an annual tribute of 10,000 slaves.

Der Fuhrer
Der Fourth Holy Reich

Immediately after, Der Fuhrer commands the cessation of the extermations of the non Catholics and lefties. He may have a use for them after all.

(OOC)

Thats impossible.

If you look at my many past threads, you will see why.

First off, The enitre nation of Kravania, all of it's borders and coastline have been blocked off by a huge wall, half a kilometer high and over 300 meters thick.

Kravanians are banned from leaving Kravania and NO foreigner has ever been inside Kravania since Father took power. There are NO embassies or diplomats from any nation in the Kravanian capital city.

Kravania under Father abolished money and uses a slave economy, Kravania does NOT have ANY trade or communication with the outside world, basically, nothing, human or otherwise gets in or leaves Kravania without Father's permission.

Thus no mail can be sent to Kravania as postal services do NOT exist in it, Kravania is totally cut off from the outside world.

Unless you find a way of destroying the border wall (no easy task) and getting a army of tens of millions of men, you cannot really get inside Kravania.

OOC:
Your entire nation surrounded by a wall? Impractical, but feasable. However, the dimensions of this wall are not.
Half a kilometer high and over 300 meters thick?! This circling all the way around your nation (which must be fairly large given your population) Where the hell did you get the materials for this? Did you flatten Tibet? And the manpower needed for a project of this magnitude is beyond calculation!

To: Nicholas Clark, COE of Weapson

My good man, in the case of war, I may require an army of mercenaries pushing an amount upwards of a hundred million men (logistics included) or more.

While this is, in fact, a very great endevour, you shall be greatly compensated for it. I have considered all of the concerns you have brought up, and here is my initial offer:

Enclosed is 1 document of passport for entrance into Der Fourth Holy Reich at your own leisure.

I have wired you 30 billion reichsmarks. (Roughly equivalent to 10 billion standard international dollars)

Enclosed is a deed to a manufacturing complex in Hannover.

Enclosed is 1 document for taxation exemption from Reich taxation.

I offer the use of my Hamburgh training base for your mercenaries.

A portion of any conquered lands in the course of imperialist conquest.

And there is more where that came from.

Der Fuhrer
Der Fourth Holy Reich

SIC:
To: Der Fuhrer, Der Fourth Holy Reich

Perhaps you mistyped, as you said over 100,000,000 men (that being 100 army groups). Such a number is not truely feasable, as the logistical support alone would require the utilization of your entire national infastructure, assuming supplies were not an issue. Also, such numbers would take some time to recruit, even in Mucro.

You may wish to start with a smaller, more reasonable force, which can be deployed relatively easily.

Should you wish, Weapson can set up production facilities in your nation, for use in manufacturing military equipment (for during and after this war), which would bolster your nation's production capacity as well as employ your workers. We can also send specific mercenaries to train your forces, further allowing your forces ability to contend with other modern nations, though this will take time and more money.

SIC:

To: Nicholson Clark, COE of Weapson

I do not immediately need an army. Again, this is purely in the case that war does in fact develop. Either way, however, I am prepared to send you subsidizations whether or not I call upon said troops.

Yes, certainly, I suppose that 100 million may be over the top. How does 20 million sound (including logistics, ie, 2 million actual fighting men)?

I do not currently need any mercenaries to train my forces. My forces are already incredibly well trained. It is in numbers alone that I am lacking.

Again, they don't all necessarily need to be deployed at once, if at all. I merely desire a contract for the same.

Certainly, we can set down the specifics in a contract.

Do you accept?

Der Fuhrer
Der Fourth Holy Reich

The Empire can agree to your desire to maintain a pure ethnic group due to pride in one’s heritage, but willing denounces the radicalism you do that to which may have been an issue in these attacks we do see that you are the victims of a great evil in this barbaric attack on civilians. So we shall wire you a credit of 50 billion standard dollars so buy supplies and medicines from the Scandinvan Empire, 10 million tons in food, 1200 doctors, and medical equipment to aide the doctors in treating your people.

Signed,
Emperor Olaf

OOC: If you want some info on the ‘pure’ lines of my nation here is the link to my fact book about them: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=504262

**The Serpovian Spies in The Fourth Reich**Report to President of the Council of Ministers, Serpovia.***

Comrade:

Our intelligence efforts have paid off. The Fourth Reich is susceptible to attacks due to disease and we highly recommend that the United Socialist States of Serpovia use this as a weapon against them in our great patriotic struggle against the forces of Fuhrerite-fascism. However, what concerns us is the apparent lack of knowledge of foreign powers that the Fourth Reich launched a nuclear attack upon our people. We recommend that the Ministry of Information inform other nations of the situation.

Von Geldsberg
agent Serpovian People's International Intelligence Service, In The Fourth Holy Reich.

**The Serpovian Spies in The Fourth Reich**Report to President of the Council of Ministers, Serpovia.***

Comrade:

Our intelligence efforts have paid off. The Fourth Reich is susceptible to attacks due to disease and we highly recommend that the United Socialist States of Serpovia use this as a weapon against them in our great patriotic struggle against the forces of Fuhrerite-fascism. However, what concerns us is the apparent lack of knowledge of foreign powers that the Fourth Reich launched a nuclear attack upon our people. We recommend that the Ministry of Information inform other nations of the situation.

Von Geldsberg
agent Serpovian People's International Intelligence Service, In The Fourth Holy Reich.

OOC: That's a mode. I Think we've already more or less established that nothing goes in or out of this country without my police knowing. Now, don't get me wrong. Feel free to try...

(ooc:Is the Reich then denying that it has no traitors? If that is the case...you will be sorely disappointed by the treachery of your own people.)

(ooc:Is the Reich then denying that it has no traitors? If that is the case...you will be sorely disappointed by the treachery of your own people.)

(ooc: The Reich is denying that it is possible for something to go on in the Reich without der Fuhrer's noticing. That said, if y'all want to attempt to send in spies, then please, make the attempt. My police officers thoroughly enjoy their jobs)

OOC: Quite the response I expected. I suggest you check out the KGB manuals that are available on the internet, well if you can read russian anyway, im sure there are english versions somewhere...its not like these are state secrets now. And take into consideration that there will always be traitors. In my own party i had to liquidate quite a few oppertunists who have been trying to poison me and allow you to invade. Forewarned is Forearmed, Fuhrer.

The Crusader State of Sol Giuldor offers its full military aid to the Fourth Reich in this dark hour. The Crusader military is one of the best trained and best equipped forces in the world, and is ready to fight the vile supporters of anarchy and communism throughout the world. We have already achieved a signifigant victory in defeating Cirteo (a communist country) in our Last Great Crusade, we shall aid you in any way possible! Deus Vult! God is on our side!

OOC: Quite the response I expected. I suggest you check out the KGB manuals that are available on the internet, well if you can read russian anyway, im sure there are english versions somewhere...its not like these are state secrets now. And take into consideration that there will always be traitors. In my own party i had to liquidate quite a few oppertunists who have been trying to poison me and allow you to invade. Forewarned is Forearmed, Fuhrer.

OOC: Did you read the op? The communists and other nonloyalists are in concentration camps. I repeat. If you want to try to send in spies, then by all means, make an rp post trying to slip one in. I'll be more than happy to play it out. But I think it's modding to presume they are already there.

Edit: I am not saying it is impossible to have spies in my state. However, with the conditions most likely applicable, it is highly unlikely. Thus the reason I insist on your rped attempt.

The Crusader State of Sol Giuldor offers its full military aid to the Fourth Reich in this dark hour. The Crusader military is one of the best trained and best equipped forces in the world, and is ready to fight the vile supporters of anarchy and communism throughout the world. We have already achieved a signifigant victory in defeating Cirteo (a communist country) in our Last Great Crusade, we shall aid you in any way possible! Deus Vult! God is on our side!

A letter arrives at the desk of the Leader Crusader State of Sol Guildor

To: Leader of the CSSG

Enclosed is a military pact with my signiature and seal. Sign it, make a copy, and send back the copy for our records. Der Fuhrer of Der Reich looks forward to a productive alliance with the same. Long live sacrifice!

Der Fuhrer
Der Fourth Holy Reich

The Emporer DEMANDS that you release all who are in the concentration camps. We are willing to take them into our nation.

The Emporer DEMANDS that you release all who are in the concentration camps. We are willing to take them into our nation.

In light of the Emporer's recent demands, Der Fuhrer calls in a command to his generals.

A few hours later, hundreds of convential (non nuclear, non biological, non chemical) warheads on long range rockets are launched from near Berlin towards Demaray's capitol. To add insult to injury, a communist is strapped live onto each one.

If you do not remove the communist, you will be nuked into oblivion.

Thanks.

~The Zesty Socialist Republic of Jaredcohenia

Radar picked up incoming missiles. "Into the bukers!" screamed an intercom. The entire city (900,000) were soon flooding into lead bunkers. When they came out, they were happy to find the attacks were not nuclear. The following are the damages:
3 cell towers down
2 Skyscrapers
1 Government building
1463 lives
A concert in the middle of "The Nazis Suck Song"
4 Mustangs

The Emporer was fed up with these nazis. This was war.

The Committee for State Security: Foreign Affairs watched the on-going business with The Fourth Holy Reich with some interest. On the one hand, as a country with lots of statues of Lenin, the Fiefdom should have been morally opposed to the actions of the Reich. On the other hand, however, the Fiefdom had recently seemed to have diplomatic relations with stable, liberal democracies and thus it seemed like a good idea to expand relations to National Socialist nations. And Der Furher seemed like a decent enough chap.

A telegram was thusly sent:


The Serene Democratic Peoples Fiefdom of Uncle Noel extends the warm hand of Friendship towards the Fourth Holy Reich and offers any/all the assitance it can give in any particular scenario.

In light of the Emporer's recent demands, Der Fuhrer calls in a command to his generals.

A few hours later, hundreds of convential (non nuclear, non biological, non chemical) warheads on long range rockets are launched from near Berlin towards Demaray's capitol. To add insult to injury, a communist is strapped live onto each one.

In light of the recent actions on the part of Demaray, the a band of fussy Fiefdom English Teachers have united to call for the nation to spell the word as 'Emperor' as opposed to 'Emporer'.

This letter finds itself upon the desk of Father Noel's leader.

To: The leader of Father Noel

Der Fourth Holy Reich accepts your extended hand, and enclosed is a war pact for our mutual defense and imperialistic endevours. Please sign, copy, and send back the copy for our records.

Der Fuhrer looks forward to a long future of peace between our States.

Der Fuhrer
Der Fourth Holy Reich

This is played throughout the world.

AN INTERNATIONAL TELECAST FROM DER FOURTH HOLY REICH

Achtung! Der Fourth Holy Reich wishes it known that reports of left wingers and non Catholics imprisoned and exterminated are not false.

These men and women were found guilty of treason...a very serious crime against the state.

Their release is impossible.

Der Fuhrer
Der Fourth Holy Reich

In light of the recent actions on the part of Demaray, the a band of fussy Fiefdom English Teachers have united to call for the nation to spell the word as 'Emperor' as opposed to 'Emporer'.

OOC: Only I can have English Teachers as weapons.

In light of the Emporer's recent demands, Der Fuhrer calls in a command to his generals.

A few hours later, hundreds of convential (non nuclear, non biological, non chemical) warheads on long range rockets are launched from near Berlin towards Demaray's capitol. To add insult to injury, a communist is strapped live onto each one.

From: His Majesty, King Alexander I
To: Der Fuhrer, The Fourth Holy Reich

My Dear Fuhrer,

Yours is a nation that has only recently come into the large, and frightening, world of the international community. There are usually two ways in which a new nation such as yours can take when presented with this new challenge. There is the route that most nations take; they remain quiet and undisturbed as they grow in numbers, power and influence. They seek out economic and military alliances; they seek out larger and more powerful allies, to whom they pledge their allegiance in return for safety and knowledge. It may take many years, but eventually, if some disaster does not befall them, they will become a great and powerful nation, prosperous both in wealth and knowledge.

I know this route all too well, for it is one that my nation has travelled along for many years. There have been hardships and sacrifices; wars and conflicts that have stretched the Grand Monarchy to within an edge of insanity and degredation; even a Civil War that cost the lives of hundreds of millions. I will not say that it is an easy path, nor a short one, but ultimately it is the wisest one to take.

Then, of course, there is the route that your country is taking at this very moment. Instead of remaining quiet and carefully gaining power, you have taken the easier and far more alluring option; to beat your chest and roar your challenge to the world, and use those weapons of mass destruction that almost every nation in the international community possesses. You have taken the darker route, caused the deaths of millions of innocent people, and you will find that it is an easy path to continue down. But that way lies nothing but fear, lothing, violence and, eventually, utter destruction.

I implore you now, to think of what you are doing. Do not lead your people and your nation down this dark and twisted path; do not allow hate and fear to cloud your judgement and destroy your fledgling nation. Look towards the light, and cease your use of these weapons and your barbaric practices of warfare. Put away your weapons and become peaceful. Because if you do not, they will be taken away from you, peacefully or otherwise.

The Grand Monarchy takes a very dim view of the use of all weapons of mass destruction, be they Atomic, Biological or Chemical. Continue to use these weapons against other civilised nations, and your nation will pay the cost of such...ill-informed judgement. Be advised; this is your only warning on the matter.

In light of the Emporer's recent demands, Der Fuhrer calls in a command to his generals.

A few hours later, hundreds of convential (non nuclear, non biological, non chemical) warheads on long range rockets are launched from near Berlin towards Demaray's capitol. To add insult to injury, a communist is strapped live onto each one.

OOC: Only I can have English Teachers as weapons.

ooc: The irony is that I inserted a random 'the' into my post, therefore defeating my argument on so many different levels.

In light of the Emporer's recent demands, Der Fuhrer calls in a command to his generals.

A few hours later, hundreds of convential (non nuclear, non biological, non chemical) warheads on long range rockets are launched from near Berlin towards Demaray's capitol. To add insult to injury, a communist is strapped live onto each one.

OOC: LOL!!!!!!!

This letter finds itself upon the desk of Father Noel's leader.

To: The leader of Father Noel

Der Fourth Holy Reich accepts your extended hand, and enclosed is a war pact for our mutual defense and imperialistic endevours. Please sign, copy, and send back the copy for our records.

Der Fuhrer looks forward to a long future of peace between our States.

Der Fuhrer
Der Fourth Holy Reich



The Foreign Ministry mandarins regarded the letter with a curious eye.
"Two things," said one of the officials, "Firstly, isn't the Leader of Uncle Noel.....Uncle Noel? And secondly, its 'Uncle' rather than 'Father', isn't it?"
"Amend it," said another, "Sign it, and send it back with a small note about the error in names. Then call up the army."

To: Nicholson Clark, COE of Weapson

I do not immediately need an army. Again, this is purely in the case that war does in fact develop. Either way, however, I am prepared to send you subsidizations whether or not I call upon said troops.

Yes, certainly, I suppose that 100 million may be over the top. How does 20 million sound (including logistics, ie, 2 million actual fighting men)?

I do not currently need any mercenaries to train my forces. My forces are already incredibly well trained. It is in numbers alone that I am lacking.

Again, they don't all necessarily need to be deployed at once, if at all. I merely desire a contract for the same.

Certainly, we can set down the specifics in a contract.

Do you accept?

Der Fuhrer
Der Fourth Holy Reich

SIC:
To: Der Fuhrer, Der Fourth Holy Reich

Normally, we count based on fighting strength, with logistical support being written off aside. You wish for two army groups (each army group having the fighting strength of 1 million), plus logistical support? This is well within reason.

We accept.

A few hours later, hundreds of convential (non nuclear, non biological, non chemical) warheads on long range rockets are launched from near Berlin towards Demaray's capitol. To add insult to injury, a communist is strapped live onto each one.

SIC:
To: Der Fourth Holy Reich
From: Emperor Christian I, Sovereign of the Errikan Empire

In light of your recent treatment of communists, the Errikan Empire hencefourth removes any current sanctions we have against you, though we still implore you to take a more hospitible stance regarding non-Catholics, or at least allow them to leave your nation.

I think you should join the Corporate Alliance. We do these kind of things.

I think you should join the Corporate Alliance. We do these kind of things.

Is that to say that I can expect the assistance of the Confederacy of Blackhelm?

And a good number of other nations, corporations, and crime syndicates. All ya gotta do is join.

And a good number of other nations, corporations, and crime syndicates. All ya gotta do is join.

Sign me up. Der Reich needs help.

OOC: See the thread "Accidental war between Icovir, Marque, and The Fourth Holy Reich."

For those who are interested I will posting a tread this evening concerning the War between myself (and my allies) with the Fourth Reich and (His Allies). This will be a scenario RP and will take place on earth for ease of geographical considerations.... The war will commence on 21 November 2006.

Those Interested in participating can sign up...after 21 November 2006, the sign up will be closed. And the war will commence until its completion with either the destruction of the Reich or Ellelt, which ever happens first. Destruction in this case will be determined to mean....unconditional surrender.

I will Repost in this tread the Link to the sign up after it has been written.

Miles away in the secret Demaric Genetic Lab in the small town of Gauna, scientists work to "make" a second virus. This time, non-curable. Much more deadly. Pan Influenza as they called it. And they had cons looking for a way to acquire fake papers- and maybe a barcode. The General was at it again. The funny thing was, the Emporer, usually a brilliant man hadn't been able to connect the dots. The virus would soon be ready. Demaray's borders were still closed.

The Empire can agree to your desire to maintain a pure ethnic group due to pride in one’s heritage, but willing denounces the radicalism you do that to which may have been an issue in these attacks we do see that you are the victims of a great evil in this barbaric attack on civilians. So we shall wire you a credit of 50 billion standard dollars so buy supplies and medicines from the Scandinvan Empire, 10 million tons in food, 1200 doctors, and medical equipment to aide the doctors in treating your people.

Signed,
Emperor Olaf

OOC: If you want some info on the ‘pure’ lines of my nation here is the link to my fact book about them: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=504262bump

bump

Scandinavian, you feel like fighting on my side in a war?

Can I get some background info before I make my decision as to the war?

Okay to sign up for the war go here:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11948617#post11948617

Scandinavians...The Fourth Holy Reich declared war on me because I disagreed with him over a debate in the UN. He has sense made false propaganda against me to rouse his people to war after I politely asked his airforce to leave my air space. Then He launched a Nuclear missile at me...Which unfortunately went wide of the mark and landed in Serpovian Territory causing them to ally with me against him.

Archbishop Bennedictus VII, satisfied by the cessastion of exterminations of innocents, has ordered that the Crusader army send forth an expeditionary force of 600,000 regular soldiers to immediately defend the Fourth Reich, with the min force (2 million) a few days behind it. Equipped with Challanger 2 battle tanks, along with other EU weaponry, the Crusader military is fully prepared to terminate any forces that attack whats left of the Fourth Reich.

Archbishop Bennedictus VII, satisfied by the cessastion of exterminations of innocents, has ordered that the Crusader army send forth an expeditionary force of 600,000 regular soldiers to immediately defend the Fourth Reich, with the min force (2 million) a few days behind it. Equipped with Challanger 2 battle tanks, along with other EU weaponry, the Crusader military is fully prepared to terminate any forces that attack whats left of the Fourth Reich.

*cough* *Cough* this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=507144&page=3) *cough* *cough*