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the satanic peoples of the caliguan empire

we (the caliguan empire) officially declare war on the caliphate of icovir
we hope that other nations we join us in our cause especially those in the avamar selective.
for all those nations sharing our view on icovir we are forming a coalition as to combine our efforts against those who would threaten everything so many people have fought and died for.

Any attack upon Icovir will result in your most precious cities being flattened. Mark my words.

Signed,
Emperor Jovan Norris

i will join this coalition and shall aid the caliguan empire in its campaine

I have been assured the military assistance by the avamar selective ,

In the case of a full blown war the avamar selective will come and aid this war against the caliphate of Icovir regardless of threats I will procede with my plans.

Attack Icovir, and your countries will be wiped out in a hail of nuclear fire.

The only war that should be waged here is one against your godawful spelling and grammar.

The use of nuclear weapons was not my intention for this war , I have long worked to stop the production of nuclear weaponry but do you not think I don't have a missile defence system that will protect my nation perfectly? and that i don't have my own nuclear arsenal?
I will not be cowed by a nuclear deterent , why would you use nuclear weapons anyway? what a waste of resources and land not to mention the polution they create , I'm sure your military isn't that bad.

This is JNN

"English teachers and professors paratrooped into Caliguan empire today in an effort to perfect their godawful spelling and grammar. More news as it comes."

If you attack Icovir then I will flatten your nation with the power of grammar!

Caliguan Empire, good to see that the full stop has finally creeped into usage along with other punctuation. Go that little bit further and use capital letters.

Go on, we dare you.

Nuclear weapons are a perfectly valid military solution. Ever heard of the nation of Galation?

I'm guessing no, want to know why?

The Skgorrian Strategic Rocket Forces, in conjuction with other nations, nuked Galation to pieces. The remains of Galation were later sold off in an international auction.

There is no such thing as a perfect defense system, that's just a plain lie (OOC: and a SERIOUS godmod too). Your defenses could be overwhelmed with ease.

We use nuclear weapons because they are far more time efficent, and make life a living hell for any survivors. Skgorria enjoys watching its enemies suffer

If you look at my nations homepage you'll see that education is on the agenda , we've been working to increase the statistics and ability of my citizens

The Palace of the Caliph
"Sir!" yelled President Xavier Manuel. "The Caliguan Empire has just declared war on us!".

"What?!" yelled the Caliph. "Respond immediatly with force. It'll be hard to fight two wars on two different fronts, but we can flatten this country easily."

"Yes sir".

Official Decleration of War
http://lufkindailymuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/tsar_bomba.jpg
It is hard for a nation to fight two wars on two different fronts, but it is possible.

Icovir will not back down from this challenge. Insha'Allah we will crush out opponents.

Here are the troop numbers we are about to send to the Caliguan Empire:
The Fleet of HellFire
1 "Grand" Class Battleship
2 "Petit" Class Battleships
2 "Ballistic" Class Frigates
3 "Ballistic" Class Destroyers
100 "Gun-Ho" Class Gunships
10 Submarines
2,000 Transport Ships (holding 2,000 men each)
500 Repair Ships
1 "Uber" Class Aircraft Carrier
Total Men Fighting: 4,000,000

We do not need large numbers to vanquish our foes. Allahu Akbar!

Caliph Victor I

OOC:
XD Oh my God, that was a close one...

This is JNN

"English teachers and professors paratrooped into Caliguan empire today in an effort to perfect their godawful spelling and grammar. More news as it comes."

If you attack Icovir then I will flatten your nation with the power of grammar!

OOC: LOL! :D

If you wish for a nuclear war then so be it , but I do not wish to be a cause for nuclear proliferation

i will join this coalition and shall aid the caliguan empire in its campaine

OFFICIAL ICOVIRIAN RESPONSE
We respond with a simple message.

We will rock you.

We have no need to send troops into your nation, as our troops will be stretched out between fighting the Caliguan Empire, Emperor Nero, and defending the homeland.

Therefore, we will send 50 Ballistic Missiles to your nation. Nuclear War is not necessary, but if you do not cease and desist after that Ballistic Missile strike, be prepared to taste some Icovirian-Sponsered Hydrogen.

Caliph Victor I

From the intel gathered 50 ballistic missiles can do little to my empire , You'd be better of repurposing them and targetting my labour camps on the southern continents. However i will send my response:

more than 100 shagohod class nuclear missile's
not to mention a rather formidable airstrike

To: Icovirian Government
From: Mr. White, foreign affairs officer

In the defense of whatever insignificant commune of self-thinking human slime has given us an excuse to oppose an enemy of the Dominion this is, we warn you, do not initiate this war.

Any action on the part of the Caliphate of Icovir will result in immidiate action by the Dominion of the Emperor Pudu, and the power of his most extraordinary armed forces.

We will rock you.

Good day,
Mr. White.

From the intel gathered 50 ballistic missiles can do little to my empire , You'd be better of repurposing them and targetting my labour camps on the southern continents. However i will send my response:

more than 100 shagohod class nuclear missile's
not to mention a rather formidable airstrike

Bring it on.

I'll have 1000 tactical bombers on you in no time.

We thought that English professors would be powerful enough.

We will therefore launch 20 1GT nukes on your nation. We feel bad for the English teachers, but who likes English teachers anyways?

The thermo-nuking will begin shortly. Have fun with a nuclear winter.


With the sending of that message, the SUMOAR missles fired towards Caliguan empire.

From the intel gathered 50 ballistic missiles can do little to my empire , You'd be better of repurposing them and targetting my labour camps on the southern continents. However i will send my response:

more than 100 shagohod class nuclear missile's
not to mention a rather formidable airstrike
OOC: Haha! I'd have fought the conventional war for you, but now that yer slag... Haha!

In response to the attacks of Icovir, the Skgorrian Strategic Rocket Forces launches 2,500 SS-27 rockets at the Caliguan Empire. Each rocket is armed with 5 650 Kt warheads...have fun trying to shoot all of those down

The Atopian Strategic Rocket Force has stepped in to assist our allies, Skgorria, in putting down the feeble Caligulan 'empire'. In the era of the New Fascist Human, the weak cannot be allowed to live!

As a result, silos across Atopia have launched the largest Atopian nuclear assault yet - 5,200 SS-27 ICBMs, each with five 650 kiloton independently targetable warheads.

In conjunction with Fasces One, Atopiana's space station and INTELSAT network hub, all 23,000 warheads are targeted primarily on centres of large population density. Secondary targets include water treatment plants, areas of outstanding natural beauty, and military installations. Tertiary targets include light commercial airports and sewage treatment plants.

Action! Unity!

ooc: we have to make a new thread about this war

ooc: we have to make a new thread about this war

OOC: No, you can die here just as nicely. RP damage please

ooc: we have to make a new thread about this war

OOC: Yep, take your licks, chum.

OOC: all of your nukes are inferior to my 20GT destruction >_>

OOC: Aww... Common now Pudu. Have mercy. We're laready fighting :D

IC: Missiles rained down from the Caliguanians. The Nuclear Defense System was powerful, but not powerful enough.

As per the Nuclear Defense System, 500 fighters were sent out, along with anti-missile...well...missiles.

Of the 100 missiles that were launched, only 15 hit their targets.

The town of Hotswania was destroyed, killing 1,000.
The town of Hjlokcksjgjvnfydjdkjfngfydidiiii (sic) was partially destroyed, killing 500
The city of Hopskii was affected by nuclear fallout. 100 have been killed so far.

The Caliph responded to the Pudites:

To: Emperor Pudu
From: The Caliph of Icovir
Message: Do not get involved in
this. This is not your war. We are
merely acting out of self-defense. We
will NOT attack the Caliguanians after
they cease and desist.

The Caliph was angry. The war with Emperor Nero may be controversal, but this one wasn't.

No matter if all the nations in the world teamed up against the Caliphate, he would still strike the Caliguanians back for their massacre of innocents.

The Fleet of Hellfire took off from Alexandria, Egypt. They were enrout to the Caliguan Empire.

They would assault the enemy with no mercy until they give in. This was revenge, and it was in self-defense.

The 2 Frigates, still riding along with the rest of the Fleet, preparred their Ballistic Missile strikes on various locations in the Caliguan Empire. 300 Ballistic Missile were planned, with 100 launched so far.

The bombers on the Aircraft Carrier took off for bombing raids all over the Caliguan Empire. 200 bombers took off.

In the homeland, a Hydrogen Bomb was preparred. If the Caliguanians try another nuclear move, the Hydrogen Bomb would explode over the Caliguan Empire.

OOC: all of your nukes are inferior to my 20GT destruction >_>

OOC: Hush you, let's focus on how utterly boned the Caliguans are :p

OOC: Hush you, let's focus on how utterly boned the Caliguans are :p

OOC: "utterly boned" is, I think, an understatement. :p

The Caliph had made a decision.

He was fighting 2 wars on 2 fronts, so this war had to be finished quickly.

The Ballistic Missiles from the Frigates reached the Caliguan Empire. It was only seconds until they would hit.

Meanwhile, the Hydrogen Bomb was launched to the Caliguanian capital. It would not only obliterate the capital, but it would also annihilate the land around it; a possible host of military bases.

The bombers flew around the Caliguan Empire, then opened their floodgates.

Explosions all around the Caliguan Empire were seen from 10 miles away.

And the Hydrogen Bomb was already half way to the Caliguanian Territory.

ooc:
theres to many messages to reply to at once ,
But i'm perfectly sure that the caliphate is swimming in its own feaces right now
:P

"Fasces One to Ground Control, come in, over."
"Ground Control to Fasces One, we read you clear, over."
"We have eyes on ICBM strike, Control, ETA to impact 25 minutes, over."
"That tallies with our computers, Fasces. Thank you for confirmation, over."
"No problems, Control. All the best. Out."

ooc:
theres to many messages to reply to at once ,
But i'm perfectly sure that the caliphate is swimming in its own feaces right now
:P

OOC: On the contrary :D Just reply to my post first, then reply to everyone else's. It ups your post count, too.

OOC: I think by now that this nation is gone, and it's citizens revolting. Caliguan, the reason they are all doing this is simply because you do not declare war on someone, especially someone as entrenched as Icovir, without planning it out and talking to him about it.

Cause, like said situation, they get annoyed or are amused, and then he and his allies bring down the hammer down upon you. Now, I would join in but it's a little mean to do so no and my military is being organized still.

So...my gift is popcorn, for everyone!

official naval response

The Fleet of Particular Justice has been deployed to begin a naval blockaede over the rather unprotected coastlines of the caliphate of Icovir.
This fleet also contains "shagohod" class nuclear submarines will will begin there nuclear holocaust on maney major port cities

OOC: I think by now that this nation is gone, and it's citizens revolting. Caliguan, the reason they are all doing this is simply because you do not declare war on someone, especially someone as entrenched as Icovir, without planning it out and talking to him about it.

Cause, like said situation, they get annoyed or are amused, and then he and his allies bring down the hammer down upon you. Now, I would join in but it's a little mean to do so no and my military is being organized still.

So...my gift is popcorn, for everyone!

There is no need to bring allies in on his part if he is so entrenched , my citizens are far from revolting you have only but added to there hatred and now they are ever more diligent , beisdes my citizens can easily be protected in a little invention called a nuclear bunker.
My royal airforce will of by now pretty much ruined the productive power of Icovir where my nuclear weaponry has not. Because of my labour camps in the southern continents you have done little to affect my economy or annual GDI

OOC: Your fleet has no ports to return to. :p EDIT: Also, your labour camps, major cities, minor cities, nuclear bunkers etcetera have all been hit multiple times with 650KT warheads... some of which are bunker-buster designs.

IC: "General," began the ASRF technician, "computers plot strike hit three seconds ago. Shall I contact Fasces One for damage assessment?"
"Do so," growled the General, "while I contact Madam Frank."

beisdes my citizens can easily be protected in a little invention called a nuclear bunker. Because of my labour camps in the southern continents you have done little to affect my economy or annual GDI

Well that's fine, your WHOLE population is in bunkers.

Shame the surface of your country is now a devastated, irradiated wasteland. Crops, buildings, infrastructure...all gone


That might affect your economy and your GDP

OOC: GDI is from Command and Conquer by the way

nuclear response from the kingdom of vatskaorm

today in a rather violent nuclear strike , The kingdom of vatskaorm launched nearly 800 odins spear class nuclear missile and just over 12 heimdalls horn class
neutron bombs.

[Secret IC]

Emperor, total war has broken out. What should our actions be?" said the Commander.

"They didn't listen, and now they will pay the price. Have Super City and all the surrounding areas been evacuated?"

"Yes my Lord."

"Launch."

"Yes my Lord."

Addeisian City, Missile Headquarters

"Yes Commander. Over and out."

Launch in 10... 9... 8...

20,000 sarin-missiles launched, 5,000 headed straight for major military installations, 5,000 headed towards major airports, 5,000 towards several major city centers, and another 5,000 headed towards the emperors residents.

There is no need to bring allies in on his part if he is so entrenched
I may be entrenched, but I don't have to prove it by not having help from my allies.
beisdes my citizens can easily be protected in a little invention called a nuclear bunker.
Well, the whole coutnry has been devestated. So now you have no food, water, or economy.
My royal airforce will of by now pretty much ruined the productive power of Icovir where my nuclear weaponry has not. Because of my labour camps in the southern continents you have done little to affect my economy or annual GDI

They didn't. I have a Nuclear Defense System (which is why I don't send in my full army of 25 million) that launches not only anti-missile missiles (lol) but also deploys 500 fighters. That should be enough to counter your airforce.

OOC: Vatskaorm, Maraque, who are you attacking?

OOC: caligrjbrebem, whatever his name is.

occ:
not from command and conquer
although GDI is

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GDP

IC: artificially produced crops can be used and my nation will be fully suplied by its labour camps and colonies , besides the capital's populace is not in bunkers , the capital is perfectly defended from a nuclear strike by the mountainous terrain and and rather effective missile defence intiative , the capital citys populace is around 7-8 million

OOC: RP the damage our missiles did. Do it.

I am attacking Icovir ,
i have considerably more fighters than 500 :rolleyes:
and I use my nuclear weaponry via airstrike so i get a little closer to my enemie and it also helps considerably against missile defences.

A letter from the Fourth Holy Reich would find it's way to the desk of the sultan of Icovir:

To the Sultan of Icovir:

We offer you our military aid to the extermination of our common enemy, the Satanic Heathens of Caligula. Though we have ideaological differences, we the State of the Reich believe that these our common enemy, the infidels, must be destroyed. Please write back as soon as possible.

Der Fuhrer
The Holy Empire of the Fourth Holy Reich

Near Berlin, missile batteries would begin to activate, turning to aim towards the general area of Caligula.

Near Hamburg, the Wehrmacht would begin assembling.

In the Eibe river enar Hamburgh, the Deutsch Marines would begin assemble.

The Reich's forces:

The Wehrmacht

100,000 officers
100,000 bombers, each with a crew of 5 men
100,000 jet fighters, each with a crew of 5 men
200,000 panzers, each with a crew of 5 men
2 million foot soldiers
100 nuclear warheads and 10 long range missle batteries. Each battery operated by 10 men.


Total: 4.1 million and 100 men

The Deutsch Marines

500 battle ships, each operated by 50 men.
1000 aircraft carriers, operated by 50 men.
1000 submarines, operated by 10 men.
1000 amphibious transports, operated by 10 men, but holding up to 1000 men and 100 tanks each.

Total: 95,000 men

Overall total: 4,195,100 men total.

All over the Reich, speakers would be pushing out a single statement by Der Fuhrer:

"The Satanists have declared war on fellow believers in the One True God. It is their intention to conquer us all, and to profane the name of Christ. We must destroy them."

occ:
not from command and conquer
although GDI is

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GDP

IC: artificially produced crops can be used and my nation will be fully suplied by its labour camps and colonies , besides the capital's populace is not in bunkers , the capital is perfectly defended from a nuclear strike by the mountainous terrain and and rather effective missile defence intiative , the capital citys populace is around 7-8 million

OOC: Don't care. I alone fired 23,000 warheads at your country. Your 'mountainous terrain' won't protect you from ROCKETS coming at you from ABOVE the mountains, moron. RP the damage. Do it, or I shall assume you were wiped off the map and auction off the irradiated remains of your country.

OOC:

Mountainous terrain will not help you - if anything, it will force missiles to come directly down onto your capital, meaning you still get the fallout anyway.

And there is no such thing as a perfect defence.

Now your capital's surviving population has to be supplied across a devastated wasteland, and with the surface of your nation effectively wiped clean, it's highly unlikely you have anything left.

Now RP our missile hits

Do you not think that misille defence iniative and the avamar selective missile defences , have not helped me be saved from the bulk of your attack?


ooc:
i can't be bothered at the moment to type and create names for armys , naval forces , legion names etc but i will get around to it tommorrow althouhg i ahve school tommorrow.

OOC: Stop procrastinating and just RP the damage we did already.

Ahem I am currently in my capital city and if anything the regional status seems little changed accept for the rather nervous population.

Do you not think that misille defence iniative and the avamar selective missile defences , have not helped me be saved from the bulk of your attack?

OOC: Show me the MDI that can stop OVER 25,000 INDIVIDUAL MISSILES HITTING AT THE SAME TIME, and I will show you a LIE. Now RP the hits. Git. Don't make me break out Fasces One's Kinetic-Kill weaponry.

OOC: *sigh*.

Dude, all of the nations attack you have, combined, dropped over maybe 50,000 or more bombs that have leveled whatever you nation you had into mush. Not only that, they nuked the bloody thing! You have no military, no people, nothing. Just an arid, lonely pile of radioactive desert.

You have lost, accept it.

Ahem I am currently in my capital city and if anything the regional status seems little changed accept for the rather nervous population.

OOC: Damage, NOW

or Atopiana will successfully ruin you on the international scene like no-one ever could...

OOC: Icovir, check your TGs. Thanks.

OOC: (Damn, I wish I got here earlier. I feel like blitzkrieging someone.)

ooc: If I am in my capital at the moment I would still be getting reports of the supposive damage.

IC:

news report:

"unconfirmed reports of nuclear strikes and advancing enemie troops have been terrorising the minds of citizens in the inner empire reports terry morale"
"We are currently standing outside our leader's house , where he has scheluled a press conference when he recieves sufficient reports from the outer city's"
"there is certainly a feeling of unrest in the capital , that has not been abated by the paladin primus* anton . s . laveyy when he made a annoucement that there is no need for panick and nobody should jump to any conclusions"

*ooc: paladin primus is the main general of a religous state

ooc: If I am in my capital at the moment I would still be getting reports of the supposive damage.

IC:

news report:

"unconfirmed reports of nuclear strikes and advancing enemie troops have been terrorising the minds of citizens in the inner empire reports terry morale"
"We are currently standing outside our leader's house , where he has scheluled a press conference when he recieves sufficient reports from the outer city's"
"there is certainly a feeling of unrest in the capital , that has not been abated by the paladin primus* anton . s . laveyy when he made a annoucement that there is no need for panick and nobody should jump to any conclusions"

*ooc: paladin primus is the main general of a religous state

OOC: Your capital got BLOWN TO SHREDS by THOUSANDS of missiles.

OOC: Your leader is pretty much dead if he's at his residence, seeing as how I dropped 5,000 sarin-laced missiles on top of it...

ooc: How am i suppose to rp and send official military respsonses when every few minutes some one else posts a message And i heavily doubt a group of nations could afford and have the resources to create more than 50,000 nuclear weapons atleast try to be realistic !

OOC: Ummm, I have trillions of dollars in several NSBanks, plus a budget surplus of some $400 billion, I think I can afford 20,000 missiles.

RP THE DAMAGE.

ooc: How am i suppose to rp and send official military respsonses when every few minutes some one else posts a message And i heavily doubt a group of nations could afford and have the resources to create more than 50,000 nuclear weapons atleast try to be realistic !

The Soviet Union and America combined (which is about my GDP) had more than that during the Cold War.

OOC: Your capital got BLOWN TO SHREDS by THOUSANDS of missiles.

you don't now where my capital is located nor its name!
I am perfectly confident that you blew to shit my largest city not my capital.

ooc: how am I suppose to pretend this is a real war if I have barely time to post messages in response?

you don't now where my capital is located nor its name!
I am perfectly confident that you blew to shit my largest city not my capital.

ooc: how am I suppose to pretend this is a real war if I have barely time to post messages in response?

It's in your country. Your country is a nuclear wasteland.

OOC: Hello? Any nation could easily find out where your capital is, ever heard of satellites?

ooc:
the worlds resources that are neccesary to create nuclear wepaons are in short supply if every NS nation have 10,000's of nuclear weapons the NS world must basically be composed of resources like uranium , tritrium etc

OOC: Your leader is pretty much dead if he's at his residence, seeing as how I dropped 5,000 sarin-laced missiles on top of it...

OOC: Yeah, not to mention the couple of thousand 650KT nukes that were fired at it. :rolleyes:

More like:

"News Broadcast: *static*"

OOC: NSEarth is literally Mars times 1,000. There are enough resources.

You're such a sore loser.

my nation is not a nuclear phelm unless you decided to blow up every inch of ti including empty spaces mountain ranges , forests, controlled waters , colonial islands, and even fairly hollowed out mountains , underground bunkers , underground mines etc

you don't now where my capital is located nor its name!
I am perfectly confident that you blew to shit my largest city not my capital.

ooc: how am I suppose to pretend this is a real war if I have barely time to post messages in response?

OOC: Fasces One and my INTELSAT network will tell me where your capital is for one, idiot. As for resources, DUR, we have the money, the uranium, the processing plants, and the ability to simply BUY missiles from other nations and multi-national corporations.

RP THE DAMAGE

EDIT:

I TOLD you that my secondary targets were "areas of outstanding natural beauty". Fallout ALONE will ruin your nation, let alone the physical effects of 50,000+ nuclear blasts!

my nation is not a nuclear phelm unless you decided to blow up every inch of ti including empty spaces mountain ranges , forests, controlled waters , colonial islands, and even fairly hollowed out mountains , underground bunkers , underground mines etc

Ok, your SURFACE is gone. If your people step out of their bunkers, BAM, they're irradiated.

ooc:

how can I stand to win if so maney nations like to rp nuclear strikes before I can , its just a matter of timing , you got to send the nuclear strike messages before I did otherwise I could just send a load of BS messages saying "oh I just sent around 30,000 to that nation 80,000 to that other nation on the sideline"
before you did then you wouldn't be able to send responses because then i'd be the one going your nations a bit of a wasteland right now.

ooc:

how can I stand to win if so maney nations like to rp nuclear strikes before I can , its just a matter of timing , you got to send the nuclear strike messages before I did otherwise I could just send a load of BS messages saying "of i just sent around 30,000 to that nation 80,000 to that other nation on the sideline"
before you did then you wouldn't be able to send responses because then i'd be the one going of you nations a bit of a wasteland right now.

OOC: Look, if you want to take on nations with multi-billion or even multi-trillion dollar defence budgets, populations in the billions, and nuclear weapons coming out their ears, that's your look out.

War is hell, son. You lost. Boo hoo. You lacked the will to fire nukes as a first resort, you lost. C'est, as they say, la vie. Now RP THE DAMAGE.

OOC: Stop crying and just RP the damage.

ooc:

how can I stand to win if so maney nations like to rp nuclear strikes before I can , its just a matter of timing , you got to send the nuclear strike messages before I did otherwise I could just send a load of BS messages saying "oh I just sent around 30,000 to that nation 80,000 to that other nation on the sideline"
before you did then you wouldn't be able to send responses because then i'd be the one going your nations a bit of a wasteland right now.

Your choice to attack.

Your choice to attack.

A single nuclear warhead would be launched from one of the batteries near Berlin towards the capital of Caligula.

Meanwhile, Der Fuhrer would laugh his ass off at the mere sense of overkill.

ooc:
I wouldn'd of lost if I had bothered to rp the messages the moment I declared war , and its not much of a war going "i just sent a few thousand missiles"
why not rp a proper war not a nuclear war . If I wanted a nuclear war then I would of rp'd it the moment I sent my declaration of war.
And if I am dead in my capital and my nation is totally ruined there'd be no one to rp the damage unless it was in ooc

ooc:
I wouldn'd of lost if I had bothered to rp the messages the moment I declared war , and its not much of a war going "i just sent a few thousand missiles"
why not rp a proper war not a nuclear war . If I wanted a nuclear war then I would of rp'd it the moment I sent my declaration of war.
And if I am dead in my capital and my nation is totally ruined there'd be no one to rp the damage unless it was in ooc

Alright. Make a new thread and I'll do a "proper" war with you. I'll invade you.

Alright. Make a new thread and I'll do a "proper" war with you. I'll invade you.

I wanna play too.

My nation is not called caligula!
Its called the "Caliguan empire"
unless your aiming at a different nation

ooc:
I wouldn'd of lost if I had bothered to rp the messages the moment I declared war , and its not much of a war going "i just sent a few thousand missiles"
why not rp a proper war not a nuclear war . If I wanted a nuclear war then I would of rp'd it the moment I sent my declaration of war.
And if I am dead in my capital and my nation is totally ruined there'd be no one to rp the damage unless it was in ooc

Indeed not. But you didn't. So we, with our superior strength of will and superior firepower, did. So you lost. Stop crying and RP the damage, which you can do IC, simply by DESCRIBING IT from a DISPASSIONATE and THIRD PERSON point of view. Are you really that dim? :rolleyes:

ok I will make another thread BUT I won't be doing any roleplay tonight I will do it tommorrow. Although the war has to be somewhat even rather than 6-7 v 2

OOC: NO. RP the damage right now.

OOC: This...is...FUNNY.

OOC: Yo Icovir, check your TGs lol. I said that earlier but I guess it got lost in all this mayhem.

OOC: But anyways, common Caliguan. Look at my defense budget, my money, etc (look at my sig where it says something about my economy and click the link). You've gotta plan ahead before you attack a Superpower with Superpower friends.

It's just like if New Zealand attacked the United States.

OOC: Yo Icovir, check your TGs lol. I said that earlier but I guess it got lost in all this mayhem.

OOC: There's nothing in my box besides a TG from someone asking me about space colonies...

EDIT: ROFLMAO!!!!

ok I will make another thread BUT I won't be doing any roleplay tonight I will do it tommorrow. Although the war has to be somewhat even rather than 6-7 v 2

OOC: HA! HA! HA! War isn't fair, you fool! Also, RP THE DAMAGE, idiot-boy.

ooc:
why are demanding? i'm sure you'll do a better job than I will
aparently there is nothing left of my nation so there is notihng rp other than
"The satanic peoples and they're empire is now a mushy puddle of nothing"

OOC: There's nothing in my box besides a TG from someone asking me about space colonies...

EDIT: ROFLMAO!!!!OOC: Gee, I wonder who that is! LOL.

ooc:
I never knew of NStracker...

ooc:
I never knew of NStracker...

OOC: It's ok. It automatically tracks YOU.

ooc:
why are demanding? i'm sure you'll do a better job than I will
aparently there is nothing left of my nation so there is notihng rp other than
"The satanic peoples and they're empire is now a mushy puddle of nothing"

Victory! The Atopian Union of Fascists declares this day a public holiday!

Victory! The Atopian Union of Fascists declares this day a public holiday!

OOC: Are you going to do real estate like with Galation (whom I haven't seen in days)?

Victory! The Atopian Union of Fascists declares this day a public holiday!

Der Fuhrer also declares a holiday. Beer for everyone!( But not too much. Drunkenness is a sin.)

OOC: Are you going to do real estate like with Galation (whom I haven't seen in days)?

OOC: I think I will... :D

it says
I$1,579,007,917,872.00 icovir
£2,582,939,520,000.00 caliguan empire

for defence budget

$13,260,162,988,800.00 icovir
C$10,331,758,080,000.00 caliguan empire

on GDI

11.98% icovir
15.05% caliguan empire

for unemployment rates

The Caliph made a statement today:

"As you know, we had a devestating war with Beiraq.

But after that war which we lost, we have been PWNING our enemies.

HFGHDSBAHDDJKAHTJ (forbidden to be revealed because the Caliph didn't want it to be revealed)"

He has declared today a National Holiday.

The Caliph made a statement today:

"As you know, we had a devestating war with Beiraq.

But after that war which we lost, we have been PWNING our enemies.

HFGHDSBAHDDJKAHTJ (forbidden to be revealed because the Caliph didn't want it to be revealed)"

He has declared today a National Holiday.


OOC: Hey, how can I look up the aforementioned budgets?

OOC: Budgets can be found at the NS tracker. Click the 'Economy' link in Icovir's sig.

IC: Atopian NBC troopers have laid claim to the irradiate wasteland that was the Caligulan Empire! The Atopian Ministry of Procurement is NO LONGER in business to sell the land off to the highest bidder...

don't you think that the nuclear fallout , radiation and other nuclear bi-products would of prevented you from even going anywhere near my empire let alone trying to sell it.

OOC: Budgets can be found at the NS tracker. Click the 'Economy' link in Icovir's sig.

IC: Atopian NBC troopers have laid claim to the irradiate wasteland that was the Caligulan Empire! The Atopian Ministry of Procurement is NO LONGER in business to sell the land off to the highest bidder...

OOC: Sweet. My military, then, is like 13 times the size of Icovirs. 13 trillion basic units to 1 trillion for Ico? I am thinking of declaring war on someone, then. :D And Hell...even if my military doesn't take someone out, my police force can. SWEET!

Edit: Nvm. O_O;

don't you think that the nuclear fallout , radiation and other nuclear bi-products would of prevented you from even going anywhere near my empire let alone trying to sell it.

That, my dear sir, is what the Nuclear-Biological-Chemical Warfare units are trained to fight in. Hurrah for NBC suits, sealed vehicles, and decontamination units. :D

IC: Whilst Atopia may no longer be selling the irradiated wasteland, Atopian NBC units have laid claim to the remnants in the name of the Pact of Iron!

General of the Homeguard Adam Wincenty sat in his spartan office, when a slight rumble knocked a decorative picture of him and the late Arch Arsonist off the wall. His phone rang.
"Soldier, what the FUCK was that?"
"Sir, Strategic Surveliance forces picked up a 100 gigaton blast on the other side of the globe. The resultant EMP did not manage to reach us."
"Who was hit?"
"Some small nation called the Caliguan Empire. We believe a few hundred million have perished, and there is little hope for surviors."
"By who?"
"A colation of nations, including the Caliphate of Icovir, Skgorria, and Maraque. The nation of Atopiana has laid claim to the wasteland."
"Thank you; ready the airforce for a strike. Mobilize the 6th Army Group. Full NBC decom procedures and heavy CE assetss immideatly."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
From: GHG Adam Wincenty
To: Forces Allied with Icovir
Subject: The wastelands formerly known as the Caliguan Empire

We have mutually beneficial goals. The convict situation in Mer des Ennuis is deteriorating, and we need fresh bodies to train the troops. We would, following an initial strategic/tatical bombing run, like to land 1.2 million troops in the area to form "kill teams" to "mop up" any potential resisting survivors. We will make no claims to the land, but would like unlimited deportation rights for any citizens of the Caliguan Empire that we may capture. Please get back to us.

Adam Wincenty
General of the Home Guard
"Fear Ensures Loyalty!"

P.S.: Lol0rz, Pwn3d!

OOC: Icovir, check your TGs. Defending this crap-hole is worthless, but my war is not.

OOC: Icovir, check your TGs. Defending this crap-hole is worthless, but my war is not.

(What's a TG?)

(What's a TG?)
OOC: Tiger Gums.

Tiger Gums.

(Forgive me, but what is a Tiger Gum?)

(Forgive me, but what is a Tiger Gum?)
OOC: It actually stands for 'Telegrams', the things you send around in the actual NS game, as opposed to this forum.

(Forgive me, but what is a Tiger Gum?)

OOC: lol, Emperor Pudu is an evil person :D

OOC: Icovir, check your TGs. Defending this crap-hole is worthless, but my war is not.

No TG's except from Maraque.

OOC: It actually stands for 'Telegrams', the things you send around in the actual NS game, as opposed to this forum.

(Ah. Oh, and I checked your nstracker...nice. Would you perhaps be interested in having your delegation meet with my delegation in Munich? [I'll create the thread])

OOC: Forgive my ignoranced but how and where can you use TG's?

(Ah. Oh, and I checked your nstracker...nice. Would you perhaps be interested in having your delegation meet with my delegation in Munich? [I'll create the thread])
OOC: We don't do delegation.

OOC: We don't do delegation.


(Are you serious? You don't take allies?)

(Are you serious? You don't take allies?)
OOC: Don't need 'em.

OOC: Don't need 'em.


(dammit)

OOC: Forgive my ignoranced but how and where can you use TG's?

OOC: Ignorance excused :D

To view them, go to your nations' homepage, and if you have a telegram it will say "You have a Telegram!". OR, you could look at the left panel (where you click on the link to go to the forums) and click on where it says "telegrams".

To send them, go to another nations' homepage and scroll down to the very bottom. There'll be a white space where you can type. Type there, and click "send" to send a telegram.

OOC: Icovir, I'm about to post that thread. Should be interesting!

OOC: Icovir, I'm about to post that thread. Should be interesting!


If it's a war thread, I want in. Der Fuhrer is an opportunist.

OOC: It's not. It involves space.

OOC: It's not. It involves space.

OOC: Then I am out. I banned my space program on religious grounds.

OOC: I'll send the TG again, apparently my NS exploded.