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And so it became, the four massive submarines departed from their yards on the coat heading towards Nova Europa, through the icy North Sea.... On board the ships preparations were being made to conduct missile tests, this was part of the Clandonian Doctrine against the Ackistanis, the evil nemesis of Clandonia. The missiles would be launched without warning, fired to cross 400 miles, the massive normally land based Thornwinds, modified for use on the massive ships. The missiles would then be aborted as they neared Ackistani waters.


Joining the rest of the Dridon fleet out on North Sea patrol, their task was simple conduct missile tests and maintain a Clandonian naval presence in the region to prevent Ackistani enemy forces from escaping out of port. The group was out for a long time, a large resupply operation went on weekly, but it was needed. If the Ackistanis ever attempted to blockade Clandonia then they would pay dearly.

Joining the rest of the Dridon fleet out on North Sea patrol, their task was simple conduct missile tests and maintain a Clandonian naval presence in the region to prevent Ackistani enemy forces from escaping out of port. The group was out for a long time, a large resupply operation went on weekly, but it was needed. If the Ackistanis ever attempted to blockade Clandonia then they would pay dearly.

OOC: I warn you against conducting missile tests in our territorial waters.
You might have full Dominion support, but remember, Wanderjar lives here (also a Dominion Member) and the rest of us we'll never surrender to what we consider "Clandonian Goverment Swines".
That said, we only hate your goverment, we pity your people. :D

OOC: I warn you against conducting missile tests in our territorial waters.
You might have full Dominion support, but remember, Wanderjar lives here (also a Dominion Member) and the rest of us we'll never surrender to what we consider "Clandonian Goverment Swines".
That said, we only hate your goverment, we pity your people. :D

OOC: It wont go into your waters, just go towards the Ackistanis and then abort itself. I don't mind most of you, my government just hates the Ackistanis, Trivalvians, North Poledancer or what ever his name is and they dislike the Naashains somewhat.

OOC: I warn you against conducting missile tests in our territorial waters.
You might have full Dominion support, but remember, Wanderjar lives here (also a Dominion Member) and the rest of us we'll never surrender to what we consider "Clandonian Goverment Swines".
That said, we only hate your goverment, we pity your people. :D

OOC: With our own there, don’t you think it will be easy for the Dominion to attack?

OOC: Remind me again why you all so desperately wish to attack a purely defensive alliance?

OOC: Remind me again why you all so desperately wish to attack a purely defensive alliance?

OOC: Do I even need a reason?

Official Clandonian Response
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My fellow Clandonian warriors, tonight our brave men and women of the Clandonian navy are moving towards the North Sea in an attempt to bring peace to the world. Our new Super Danskeran Class submarine is one of the largest the world has ever seen is the floating fortress of our naval forces. The four new submarines will take care of the Ackistanis in their medaling ways and also serve a warning to our Naashan enemies who if they try to take on the might of the Clandonian military again will the pay the price for their foolish mistakes, this time without the international community rushing to their aid. These submarines will bring peace to the world, and with the support of the Dridon fleet which is under the command of one of Clandonias finest naval officers, we will prevail.

There will also be the test of one of our glorious Thornwind ICBM's, the instituations of enginering have developed this new fearsome weapon, we will conduct testing very soon, to show the world that Clandonia and the Dominion Commonwealth mean business!


For the Empire!

Any beef you have with Ackistan is going to be taken VERY seriously. Its quite clear that you are you are a threat...I we wernt a passive alliance I'd kick your ass

Any beef you have with Ackistan is going to be taken VERY seriously. Its quite clear that you are you are a threat...I we wernt a passive alliance I'd kick your ass

Your nation is now in range of several giga tonnes of nuclear weaponry, If you do not want to be glassed out of all excistence then we suggest you shut it.

Consider this a warning.

Your nation is now in range of several giga tonnes of nuclear weaponry, If you do not want to be glassed out of all excistence then we suggest you shut it.

Consider this a warning.

I suggest you stop making empty threats, as they wont be taken kindly, you've been glassed out of existance yourself, remember?
Good, if it werent for Mationbuds and his trillions of dollars plus the 5,000 ICBMs, you'd still be in ruins (which you still are, capitalist pig!).
As for Yume Sekai, stop feeding the warmonger, it'll only give him more power, like the School-Yard bullies.

OOC: Can we see the NSDraftroom link for this? Because if I remember correctly, this thing is still being scrutinized. And by scrutinized I mean torn apart because of it's problems.

it'll only give him more power, like the School-Yard bullies

It is annoying to see one guy babble on all the time, He is in ruins yet he continues to persisst....but ok TWSP ill shhh

OOC: Can we see the NSDraftroom link for this? Because if I remember correctly, this thing is still being scrutinized. And by scrutinized I mean torn apart because of it's problems.

OOC: http://z13.invisionfree.com/The_NS_Draftroom/index.php?showtopic=3175

In the end it was decided it was stealthy like a Typhoon and it could be rather silent because of the size and its dapening measures.

OOC: How much does one of these cost? Cause your Defense Budget is only 1 trillion or so.

OOC: http://z13.invisionfree.com/The_NS_Draftroom/index.php?showtopic=3175

In the end it was decided it was stealthy like a Typhoon and it could be rather silent because of the size and its dapening measures.

OOC: Actually, it was decided it would be rather silent as far as it's propulsion went, but that in other ways, it would be easily detectable.

OOC: How much does one of these cost? Cause your Defense Budget is only 1 trillion or so.

OOC: Its in the topic, but its $40 billion a go, sold a few to my Dominion allies as well. And can we cut the OOCing, can't you just post official reponses please, I want your nations reactions!

OOC: Actually, it was decided it would be rather silent as far as it's propulsion went, but that in other ways, it would be easily detectable.
So if I were to say deploy some Destroyers and other vessels in the area, I would be able to detect these Subs?

Your nation is now in range of several giga tonnes of nuclear weaponry, If you do not want to be glassed out of all excistence then we suggest you shut it.

Consider this a warning.

OOC: Aeson, TGs. Check em lolz

IC:

We suggest that Clandonia Prime cease it's threats, or it will have in range several teratons of nuclear weaponry. If you do not want to be glassed out of all existance, then we suggest you shut it.

Consider this a warning.

Yume Sekai thanks the nations for their support

OOC: Aeson, TGs. Check em lolz

IC:

We suggest that Clandonia Prime cease it's threats, or it will have in range several teratons of nuclear weaponry. If you do not want to be glassed out of all existance, then we suggest you shut it.

Consider this a warning.

We have never ment the the Jaredcohenians any harm in the past, we wonder why they are even bothering to reply.

OOC: In topic that isn't ment for them.....

We have never ment the the Jaredcohenians any harm in the past, we wonder why they are even bothering to reply.

OOC: In topic that isn't ment for them.....

We just feel the need to stick up for the little man. It's most likely an empty threat, and the person who produced the notice is now missing a head.

We are sorry for your time.

OOC: ;P

ooc: Clandonia, I have already said what I am going to say about these monsters..If you want to find out what my final word was, read your own thread on the draftroom..

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"Holy mother of.." were the first that fleet admiral Nicholai Kurgachev spoke when intelligence reported the size of the new Clandonian submarines

"What assets do we have in the area?" were the next ones

After checking, his chief of staff answered "SSN-30, Barracuda class, sir. She can be there in 24h, if she makes a deep, and fast, run in." he added

"Make it so" replied the admiral "we need to get more first hand information on these monster subs, as the nation owning them isn't exactly known for being the most peacefull in the world"

"Sir"

(heavily encoded transmission to SSN-30 (secret ic))
Head to area (insert gps coordinates) and investigate the capabilities of a new "super sub" the Clandonian navy has just announced it has.
Do not act aggressively unless fired upon first.
-Fleet Admiral Kurgachev.

Lt. Commander Dridon was in charge of Clandonias second largest fleet and one the largest carrying many, many nuclear warheads from the Corporations facilities. The orders were given to guard the new arrivals and proceed to undergo missile testing as soon as possible, the plan was for missile and its MIRV's to be tested out at sea.

As the new submarines moved silently at the great depth, testing their new engine and reactor systems. Any possible hostiles were to be warned then destroyed by the might of the Clandonian Navy.

OOC: Guys, CP is not in ruins! Did y’all all forget that I cleaned up the mess and everything caused by Blackhelm? Then get this, guys, I used my own construction crews to rebuilt his nation from the ground up. Don’t that tell you why I have not dropped him? Because I have too much money in that one nation.

Now, drop the crap about CP being in ruins.

And sorry, CP, but the talk of you in ruins was not right and I want them to know the truth.

OOC: Yes thankyou Trans.

OOC: So how big is your Second Largest Fleet? Does it have any Super-Dreadnaughts? Just asking because Second Largest doesn't give us a firm definition of what it is.

Lt. Commander Dridon's Fleet:

6x Carriers: 2x Invincible class, 2x Cavour Class, 2x CVN 21 Class Aircraft carrier

14x Cruisers: 4x Slava Class Missile Cruiser, 6x Kirov Class Battlecruiser, 4x Ticonderoga Class CG

22x Amphibious/ Assault Ships: 8x Albion Class, 4x SAN ANTONIO CLASS (LPD), 10x Wasp Class (Landing Craft)

6x Destroyers: 2x Hydra Class FFH/FFG, 1x Sovremenny Class DDG, 3x Duke Class (type 23) FFG

8x Frigates: 4x Type 45 Daring Class DDG, 4x Anzac Class FFH/FFG

36x Submarines: 4x Type 212A/214 Class SSK. 2x Collins Class SSK, 10x Ohio Class Missile Cruisers (Can fire ICBMs , SRBMs , Tridents , Polaris), 20x Typhoon-Danskeran Class Nuclear Submarines

22x Patrol Craft and Missile Boats: 8x Mark V Special Operations Craft, 10x River Class PG/MSC, 4x Barzan (Vita) Class FAC[M]

6x Mine Warfare Vessels: 4x Hunt Class MSC/MHC, 2x Sandown Class MHC/SRMH

8x Fleet Auxiliaries: 2x Durance Class AOE, 2x Etna Class AOR, 4x Supply Class AOE

Proberly looking at it, this is my third or fourth now forget to look at the entire document before I put it on the wiki.

ooc:*grumble*
Jolt ate the post in which I informed you that it was coming, to observe..It's not there to start a war..Just so you know..

ic:
Message from Carbandian navy ministry to Clandonian Foreign ministry
We are sending a single submarine to observe your activities. It is not there to start a war, nor will it fire first.
However, if you do fire on her without prior warning, we will take our case to the GASN.

OOC: Ae you selling these submarines?

OOC: Ae you selling these submarines?

They cost 40 Billion Each. At least thats what he said earlier. And according to this http://nstracker.retrogade.com/index.php?nation=Gente+Del+Agua
you don't spend enough to buy one.

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Public Statement for Clandonia Prime


Tranquility Island has done you no harm. We hardly know who you are. We respectfully ask you not threaten us or our neighbors. Nothing good can come from it.

Your leaders seem a bit tense and stressed out. Perhaps you should forget about starting a war, and visit our island for a little vacation instead? We have pristine beaches, lush forests, grand casinos, luxurious resorts, world-class golf courses, ancient archeological sites, hot chicks, and cheap liquor.

Doesn't that sound a lot more pleasant that staying up late for months at a time so you can plan your bombing runs and air strikes? We think so.

- The Most Serene Republic of Tranquility Island

Official Clandonian Response
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These submarines are for maintaining peace, they will not be used against Nova Europa, only if the medling Ackistanis and Trivalvians try our patience again over such matters as our foriegn policy of the Dominion.

The submarines will conduct weapon tests some time today.

Official Clandonian Response
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These submarines are for maintaining peace, they will not be used against Nova Europa, only if the medling Ackistanis and Trivalvians try our patience again over such matters as our foriegn policy of the Dominion.

The submarines will conduct weapon tests some time today.


What did they do to you that you are so concerned about them? Our island is pretty close to them. They seem like nice enough chaps to me.

What did they do to you that you are so concerned about them? Our island is pretty close to them. They seem like nice enough chaps to me.

If you knew of the things they had done, you would not want to allied to these monsters. The rape of Naasha, the daily killings in Ackistan after the government releashed a biological weapon.

Ackistan is not a friendly nation.

If you knew of the things they had done, you would not want to allied to these monsters. The rape of Naasha, the daily killings in Ackistan after the government releashed a biological weapon.

Ackistan is not a friendly nation.

Eh?

I've never heard of them doing those things. If that is how they behave, we certainly wouldn't want to be involved with them. That is for sure.

Naasha and Ackistan seem to get along pretty well, so forgive us if we seem skeptical. Do you any proof of these alleged crimes? (OOC: like a link to read)

If what you say is true, we will certainly reconsider our affiliation.

Also, what did Trivalvia and North Tolemac do? They seem to bother you also.

Trivalvia is a traitor, their nation was once looked up in high esteem in Clandonia, since their afflilation with the Ackistanis we view them as traitors who have interfered with our affairs on to many occasions, criticising our military when we have saved their nation from the brink of nuclear attack.

North Tolemac is a member of the GASN who we still view with some distrust, we have friends there but we wonder why such a rogue nation such as North Tolemac was allowed to join.

Trivalvia is a traitor, their nation was once looked up in high esteem in Clandonia, since their afflilation with the Ackistanis we view them as traitors who have interfered with our affairs on to many occasions, criticising our military when we have saved their nation from the brink of nuclear attack.

North Tolemac is a member of the GASN who we still view with some distrust, we have friends there but we wonder why such a rogue nation such as North Tolemac was allowed to join.


Interesting. Thank you for answering my questions.

My nation is one of the many attending the conference in Sussex, so I am privy to what is going on in our region.

I give you my word that our region has no hostile intentions towards you. Having a big threatening fleet nearby might change that. I think the best thing to do is to leave them alone. I will use whatever clout I have to make sure they do they same to you.

Clandonia Prime humours itself greatly if it believes Ackistan was responsible for the destruction in our nation. The UNNS holds Ackistan in the highest regard and will offer any support we can to them should Clandonia once again threaten their national security.

We would like to remind the UNNS that we provided you with weapons to fight the failing regime and if your nation ever threatens us again or kills a single Clandonian servicemen the numbers of dead will not be in the thousands like last time, but in the millions.

Official Aesonic Communique:

We would like to point out to Clandonia Prime (and their Dominion Overlords) that the leaders of Clandonia Prime are quite obviously a bunch of self-righteous, paranoid, genocidal, idiotic, baboons, who should under no circumstances be trusted with anything more dangeous than a marshmallow.

OOC
OOC: How much does one of these cost? Cause your Defense Budget is only 1 trillion or so.
According to these specs:
Length: 398.2 m
Width: 80.4 m
The sub should displace 398.2*80.4^2*pi/4*0.85 = about 1,700,000 tons.

For comparison, a Virginia class displaces 7,800 tons and costs 2.3 billions.
Average cost per ton of displacement is $300,000. If this one had similar tech level, it would cost $510,000,000,000, or 510 billions US dollars.


Sorry, I'm waiting a-acti-i-iva-ation in the NS Draftroom and can't post the comment there.

OOC

According to these specs:
Length: 398.2 m
Width: 80.4 m
The sub should displace 398.2*80.4^2*pi/4*0.85 = about 1,700,000 tons.

For comparison, a Virginia class displaces 7,800 tons and costs 2.3 billions.
Average cost per ton of displacement is $300,000. If this one had similar tech level, it would cost $510,000,000,000, or 510 billions US dollars.


Sorry, I'm waiting a-acti-i-iva-ation in the NS Draftroom and can't post the comment there.



OOC: 40 Billion was what the Draftroom sugested.


IC: To The Aeson,

Your continued threats against the Dominion are of great concern to the Lord Governer who will passing on this information to the Lord Marshall.

OOC: 40 Billion was what the Draftroom sugested.
Possibly, but somehow I don't view Draftroom as the Internet Prophet. No one did even correct the displacement!

The missile officer of the lead submarine CNS Victorgon confirmed the ship was ready for the test launch. The submarine procedeed to the launch depth of 300 metres, opening number 32 hatch, on the starboard side the Thornwind missile was unleashed from its housing.

The missile shot out of the water, proppelleed slowly out at first as the casing designed to protect its short ride was shead. As the thousands of sailors watched from their ships, everyone eager to watch the missile climb into the air. Men all over the decks, straining to see the launch from the Dridon fleet. As the missile assended into the air, the sound of cheers and sirens filled the air as the ships celebrated this momentous achivement. The shouts of 'For the Empire!' were near defeaning, as a volly of gunfire from naval batterys and bands played on the decks of the helicarriers.


The Thorwind shot into space, entering low orbit it detached the motor unit as the MIRV's were projected down onto their pre-selected test targets on the ocean. The sight of the eight multiple indepedant re-entry vehicles brought more cheers as the images of were projected back home to Clandonian, many cheered at home and there were parties marking the launch of the Super Danskeran. If the missile had been real it would be sending its deadly eight, 30 megatonne warheads on eight different targets. The test had been a complete test, and the test warheads had just landed between 2-10 miles from Ackistani waters. The governmet had a statement when the medalling nations of the world and the Nova Europans started to moan.

I suggest you stop making empty threats, as they wont be taken kindly, you've been glassed out of existance yourself, remember?
Good, if it werent for Mationbuds and his trillions of dollars plus the 5,000 ICBMs, you'd still be in ruins (which you still are, capitalist pig!).
As for Yume Sekai, stop feeding the warmonger, it'll only give him more power, like the School-Yard bullies.

IC :

The Empire warns The World Soviet Party against threathening its loyal ally Clandonia Prime . Any threats or military moves against us .

Possibly, but somehow I don't view Draftroom as the Internet Prophet. No one did even correct the displacement!


We said it was wrong, but no one went and figured out what it should be.


If the missile had been real it would be sending its deadly eight, 30 megatonne warheads on eight different targets. The test had been a complete test, and the test warheads had just landed between 2-10 miles from Ackistani waters. The governmet had a statement when the medalling nations of the world and the Nova Europans started to moan.

Eight 30 megaton warheads would be a throw weight of at least 51 tons. That would require a missile the size of a Delta IV at least, and you aren't fitting that on a sub (too tall).

We said it was wrong, but no one went and figured out what it should be.



Eight 30 megaton warheads would be a throw weight of at least 51 tons. That would require a missile the size of a Delta IV at least, and you aren't fitting that on a sub (too tall).


OOC: You are forgetting this submarine is nearly a km long. And please, I'm not looking for an OOC talk I want IC responese from the Europans.

OOC: 40 Billion was what the Draftroom sugested.


IC: To The Aeson,

Your continued threats against the Dominion are of great concern to the Lord Governer who will passing on this information to the Lord Marshall.

IC: Thank you for proving our point.

OOC: Seriously, do you even think before you post? I called you paranoid and you responded by announcing that I was threatening you and that you were going to run to your protector?

OOC: You are forgetting this submarine is nearly a km long. And please, I'm not looking for an OOC talk I want IC responese from the Europans.

Doesn't matter if its a kilometer long, and in any case, your own stats say only 398.2 meters long. What matters is its total height, which is not going to be anywhere near enough for such a large missile

The Freeland of Duckquackmuse would like to add it's support to all Nova Europa nations. Even though we are unmilitarised we still feel the attitude displayed by Caldonia Prime and some of his associates is uncalled for. Futhermore we would like to caution all allies of CP before steping in blindly behind their ally in a dispute that is entirely personal and provoked by CP.

We see these tensions as unjustified and feel CP is unwise to pursue this course.

Your pathetic pacifist nation could be enslaved at the drop of a hat, your citizens dragged to the uranium mines or face the Interior Forces. Your women will be taken and used in our genetics programe. You have been warned.

We thank our many allies for their help, Mationbuds once again is a true friend of Clandonia.

Your pathetic pacifist nation could be enslaved at the drop of a hat, your citizens dragged to the uranium mines or face the Interior Forces. Your women will be taken and used in our genetics programe. You have been warned.

We thank our many allies for their help, Mationbuds once again is a true friend of Clandonia.

Official Aesonic Department for the Education of Tin-Pot Dictatorial Hellholes

You see, that is a threat. Calling you an idiotic paranoid baboon is not. You see the subtle differences? Your announcement of hostilities and attrocities compared to our insulting words? Thank you for your time. Hopefully this brings you that much closer to being able to compose a communique that we can read with a straight face.

Yume Sekai is as always willing to stand by its allies in these times. Also Clandonia should stop testing all this weaponry as it is using many a dollar and you probably make your people suffer

We will remain standing by Nova Europa in its quest for peace

Official Aesonic Department for the Education of Tin-Pot Dictatorial Hellholes

You see, that is a threat. Calling you an idiotic paranoid baboon is not. You see the subtle differences? Your announcement of hostilities and attrocities compared to our insulting words? Thank you for your time. Hopefully this brings you that much closer to being able to compose a communique that we can read with a straight face.

OOC: theres those long names again....

OOC: theres those long names again....

OOC: For what it's worth, most of these departments are the same guy.

IC :

The Empire warns The World Soviet Party against threathening its loyal ally Clandonia Prime . Any threats or military moves against us .

We highly suggest the Mationbuds Goverment stops meddling with other people's affairs.

Yume Sekai is as always willing to stand by its allies in these times. Also Clandonia should stop testing all this weaponry as it is using many a dollar and you probably make your people suffer

We will remain standing by Nova Europa in its quest for peace

Stand up hah hah, your skull would be half way burried into the ground if you tried to stand up to us.

Stand up hah hah, your skull would be half way burried into the ground if you tried to stand up to us.

It has been proven once and again, that one day, the little man will rise and crush its oppresors!
And you wont have enough nukes when that day comes.

Who said nukes, our warriors could defeat you with bare fists, never mind our supririor weapons of mass destruction.

Then might I ask, why. If you are here to bring peace to the region, why are you stirring up trouble. It's seems to me that you think that if you go under the guise of being the keeper of peace the world won't react. You are sorely mistaken.

We are a defensive alliance. You are a warmongering nation that wishes to see the destruction of one or two nations. Bloodshed begets more bloodshed. You are just purpetuating a never-ending cycle.

Your pathetic pacifist nation could be enslaved at the drop of a hat, your citizens dragged to the uranium mines or face the Interior Forces. Your women will be taken and used in our genetics programe. You have been warned.

The Freeland of Duckquackmuse does not feel threatened by the immature government of Clandonia. It feels that perhaps attmepting to start a war between Nova Europa and Clandonia would not be clever on your part.

I would like to enforce that I have made no threat to you of any kind, however if you choose to attack an unmilitarised nation you can only dream of the consequences. We are by no way pacifist, we aren't unmilitarised because we do not believe in war but because we don't think there is enough in the budget and we would not enjoy trying to organise an army. We have only made our position clear on the subject.

Now shut it.

OOC: This is why I dont like the No nuke policy of NE lol

We are by no way pacifist, we aren't unmilitarised because...but because...we would not enjoy trying to organise an army.

Official reponse from Skgorria:

It's easy to organise an army, and fun too! Just give some men and women some stuff that goes "bang", show them how to use it and then indoctrinate them into mindless killy things.

See? Easy and Fun!

Back in the pure Europe, the Count watched satellite feeds of his dog of war’s missile test in the sea near Nova Europa. He was happy that the test was good. He was happy that his dog of war followed the rule and not use his nuclear weapons.

Before he went back to deal with his war with the evil, corrupt Hatarian Empire, he watched as a few of those Europan began to send message out. One of them was from some nation called Yume Sekai and was talking about that this test would make the people of Clandonia Prime suffer.

“What are these Asian sounding people talking about?” asked the Count out loud.

So being the sneaky person he is, he wrote a message to the Asian sounding people. An encrypted message to the leader of that nation.

TO: The Leader of Yume Sekai

Greetings from the Dominion, it looks like your nation and many of the other nation in Nova Europe are in the middle of a mess between Clandonia and one of your own. I’m sorry that you are in the middle of it. But from the start Ackistan and Clandonia have not been friends. It is a bad history, but I tried to been peace between them.

It did not have happen because the leader of Ackistan likes to bring up the past, so the peace never happened. And he tried to get me to drop Clandonia from my Dominion Commonwealth because he did not like them. Sorry, that will not happen. I rebuilt Clandonia from the ground up because of the fools from Blackhelm used nukes on his land.

Now, here is the main reason I wrote this message. If you want to be on the safe side, join the Dominion Commonwealth. If war starts in Nova Europa between Ackistan and Clandonia, your nation being in the Dominion Commonwealth will safe it from the mayhem that Ackistan will cause. Unlike the people of Clandonia, the people of Ackistan does not have a limit on when they use their WMDs.

Good luck!

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

your skull would be half way burried into the ground if you tried to stand up to us.

OOC: You're of negative height? (-5'9'') or something?

Official reponse from Skgorria:

It's easy to organise an army, and fun too! Just give some men and women some stuff that goes "bang", show them how to use it and then indoctrinate them into mindless killy things.

See? Easy and Fun!

Is this because you want me to buy stock from your storefront? (I don't even know if u have one)

I also feel that if I tried to start an army it would be so inferior to the average army that there would be no point.

OOC: You're of negative height? (-5'9'') or something?

OOC: No that would be silly!

the people of Ackistan does not have a limit on when they use their WMDs.


OOC: Yes they do.

OOC: Yes they do.

OOC: It is called I did not know and now it is a lie, TWSP. But I can always play back as I had no idea. And no more OOC posts. This is an IC thread, it will stay that way.

Official Clandonian Response
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As many of you today will know, the launch of one our navalised Thornwinds went ahead, the message was to bring peace to Nova Europa. Obviously, this is their plot to begin the destruction of Clandonia. Small nations of Europa, we urge you to rise up and take control and stop the Ackistanis leading you to war in this imperialistic alliance. I speak now from the Clandonian-Dominion Joint Space Station, I personally saw the MIRV's re-enter it was a magnifcant view of such a potentially deadly weapon.


Lord Governer Sir Douglas Lancer

Clandonia, do you think we would allow a nation such as Ackistan to control us? It's not possible, nor would we allow. The nation within this Alliance are here for one thing. Peace in the region. You seem to not understand that.

We don't care if you belong the largest alliance in the world, that does not make you a peace-keeper. You have shown us and the world what you are. That is a warmongerer.

Hopefully this will all be over soon.

We would never allow ourselfs to be taken over by anyone and im pretty sure Ackistan does not want that anyway

We refuse to join the DC if they are going to have nations like Clandonia ally with them....Thanks for the offer

We would never allow ourselfs to be taken over by anyone and im pretty sure Ackistan does not want that anyway

We refuse to join the DC if they are going to have nations like Clandonia ally with them....Thanks for the offer

You would be too weak for the mighty Dominion, your nation would be unfit for the slaves. It would be a good day for the ammo technicians of the Interior Forces if we ever took over your nation.

Well its too bad your never going to isn't it ;)

We would never allow ourselfs to be taken over by anyone and im pretty sure Ackistan does not want that anyway

We refuse to join the DC if they are going to have nations like Clandonia ally with them....Thanks for the offer

Sorry, to tell you this, but nobody will be taking you over when you join the Dominion Commonwealth. Whomever told you that is a fool. Your lands is classified as Dominion soil, I can send in soldiers and other thing to help your nation in times of need without having to fill out miles of paper to get into your land.

If you don’t want to join then the Dominion can’t protect you. Sorry, that you took that option. It is your loss.

This will be the last time the offer will be offered to you. Join now, or never join forever. It is the best deal in the whole world, the protection of the Dominion.

~ The Lord Marshall.

We are sorry but again we refuse. Nova Europa took us in with open arms and it would be foolish and down right rude to just leave them

That and even if I was not in Nova Europa I would not join a Alliance that supports Warmongers

Thanks but Hell No Thanks

You would not have to leave Nova Europa. The Dominion Commonwealth doesn’t support warmongers, we support our brothers.

Maybe you need to look at those nation in Nova Europa, that Ackistan nation placed a blockade on a commonwealth state as I was bringing in aid. And that same nation demanded I kick Clandonia Prime or he would place an embargo on the whole Dominion Commonwealth.

And you want to be friends that demand things? They already have a freak virus that showed up in their nation. I would fear for the safety of my people, if I was in the region.

As else in the Dominion Commonwealth, you will have real allies. And you can still not aid Clandonia Prime, if you want to. I will not force anybody into that.

Look at what the Dominion has done with the said nation, we rebuilt everything with the up-to-date technology. Don’t you think that it can be the same with you?

~ The Lord Marshall

You at what the Dominion has done with the said nation, we rebuilt everything with the up-to-date technology. Don’t you think that it can be the same with you?

~ The Lord Marshall

Yet, that only helped the so-called "Lord Governor" to better oppress his people in a show of facist-capitalistic merciless features that you seem to support gladly.

Yet, that only helped the so-called "Lord Governor" to better oppress his people in a show of facist-capitalistic merciless features that you seem to support gladly.

Damn commies, please leave me alone. I thought I kicked the commies butt during World War II. And the Lord Governor can do want every the hell he want with his nation.

~ The Lord Marshall

OOC: Don’t take the commie thing OOCly, but ICly the Count hates them when go one and on capitalistic stuff.

Damn commies, please leave me alone. I thought I kicked the commies butt during World War II. And the Lord Governor can do want every the hell he want with his nation.

~ The Lord Marshall

OOC: Don’t take the commie thing OOCly, but ICly the Count hates them when go one and on capitalistic stuff.

OOC: I know =p

IC:

Well, good for you, you kicked Russian ass. So, who cares?

And the "Lord Governor" (from now on refered to as "CP Moron") is a bit of a nazi, you dont like nazis, do you?
Anyways, the CP Moron has a liking for warfare, he seems determined to cause war and have you by his side no matter what. You dont seem to realize he is only using you for his horrible deeds (we think he might be supporting Kraven Corp.), now, if you cant see that and act on it, plus, standing by him when he commits war crimes and human rights violations, and going all the way to the point of supporting him when he himself is the attacker... well then, good day to you Sir!

P.D: Enjoy the cookie that came with the letter, it'll be the last one you recieve from us in a long time.

The Count did answer the commies because they always spread lies. He just walked outside and threw the cookie into the air before pulling out a Desert Sigma shotgun (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/CountJWolf/DesertSigma.jpg) out from inside his duster. He took the cookie out in one shot.

“Fucking commies!” he yelled.

The missile officer of the lead submarine CNS Victorgon confirmed the ship was ready for the test launch. The submarine procedeed to the launch depth of 300 metres, opening number 32 hatch, on the starboard side the Thornwind missile was unleashed from its housing.

The missile shot out of the water, proppelleed slowly out at first as the casing designed to protect its short ride was shead. As the thousands of sailors watched from their ships, everyone eager to watch the missile climb into the air. Men all over the decks, straining to see the launch from the Dridon fleet. As the missile assended into the air, the sound of cheers and sirens filled the air as the ships celebrated this momentous achivement. The shouts of 'For the Empire!' were near defeaning, as a volly of gunfire from naval batterys and bands played on the decks of the helicarriers.


The Thorwind shot into space, entering low orbit it detached the motor unit as the MIRV's were projected down onto their pre-selected test targets on the ocean. The sight of the eight multiple indepedant re-entry vehicles brought more cheers as the images of were projected back home to Clandonian, many cheered at home and there were parties marking the launch of the Super Danskeran. If the missile had been real it would be sending its deadly eight, 30 megatonne warheads on eight different targets. The test had been a complete test, and the test warheads had just landed between 2-10 miles from Ackistani waters. The governmet had a statement when the medalling nations of the world and the Nova Europans started to moan.

OOC: Hold on there.


The moment the Clandonian missile surfaced, it was detected by Ackistani satellites and radar.

2 YAL-1 Airborne Lasers positioned between Clandonia's fleet and Ackistan's coast shot down the missile before it even traveled 1,000 meters.

OOC: Clandonia Prime, are any of these things docked in the open air or perhaps are holding still. I've been contracted to take these things out. So throw me a bone and I'll mildly damage one of them with a Tungsten Needle. 40 billion is not a big loss for you anyway right?

Satellite pictures of Clandonia Prime's ports and naval tests flooded into Xilanshan, the Mafia's main command center. They were analyzed, searching for the submarine.

While up in space, satellites stamped with Kraven markings took more pictures of Clandonia Prime.

OOC: Oh boy, here come Leafanistan to make some money off of this, as usual.

You would not have to leave Nova Europa. The Dominion Commonwealth doesn’t support warmongers, we support our brothers.

Maybe you need to look at those nation in Nova Europa, that Ackistan nation placed a blockade on a commonwealth state as I was bringing in aid. And that same nation demanded I kick Clandonia Prime or he would place an embargo on the whole Dominion Commonwealth.

And you want to be friends that demand things? They already have a freak virus that showed up in their nation. I would fear for the safety of my people, if I was in the region.

As else in the Dominion Commonwealth, you will have real allies. And you can still not aid Clandonia Prime, if you want to. I will not force anybody into that.

Look at what the Dominion has done with the said nation, we rebuilt everything with the up-to-date technology. Don’t you think that it can be the same with you?

~ The Lord Marshall

That isn't exactly true. My blockade of Clandonia Prime was to stop Mationbuds from sending him nuclear weapons.

Also, all of Clandonia Prime's accusations are baseless and untrue. I am not surprised he could not support them with any evidence whatsoever.

OOC: Oh boy, here come Leafanistan to make some money off of this, as usual.

OOC: 10 million is another comms satellite in space. Well it is a needle satellite, but it is a Kraven 'comms' satellite to everybody else.

Upon hearing the news of the situation with Ackistan, Nova Europa and the other nations that were threatening it's ally, Clandonia Prime and the others who supported him, the Matriarch quickly called together Parliament and began to discuss what their official response should be to this matter. After several hours, an offical communique was sent out.

Greetings to all nations from the Dominion of Azaranthia,

We would like to ask everyone to take a few breaths and calm down. At this rate, this will lead to war and that is something we all would like to avoid. Now, our ally, Clandonia Prime, is only here to conduct a weapons test, no more, no less. Now, we find his hatred of Ackistan and the others a bit...unsettling, but after having your nation nuked to the point of needing a massive overhaul, you can understand his anger.

So, we implore you, calm down and do not bring your militaries into this. Or else, the Dominion Commonwealth will be forced to act. And we, as a member, will have to mobilize as well, something that should only be a last resort. Please consider our words and may Alexia watch over you.

Upon hearing the news of the situation with Ackistan, Nova Europa and the other nations that were threatening it's ally, Clandonia Prime

*Loud Cough*

We urge your leader to pay more atention next time, its not use who are threatening him, its HIM who is testing ICBMs and weapons a few miles from our coast and telling us to keep away or face nuclear destruction.

Welcome to ENN, Ezaltian News Network. I'm your host, Claude DeTomasso.

Prime Minister Rene Valencia made a speech to Parliament yesterday, condemning Clandonia Prime's quote "blatant and unprovoked" move in the North Sea. Here is an excerpt.

"I have just recieved word that the Republic of Clandonia Prime has stationed a flotilla of ballistic missile submarines in the North Sea, less than fifty miles from our own coastline. Clandonia has announced that this is a detterant towards the Democratic Republic of Ackistan for blockading their nation, but I see it as a blatant and unprovoked move of aggression against the Principality of Ezaltia and all nations of Nova Europa.
"In response to Clandonia's actions, the 2nd Imperial Fleet has been deployed, and our armies are mobilizing to defend our nation. I urge all members of the Nova Europe Alliance Military Command to do the same. Thank you for your time."

Here's Kristyn Romani in Avalon Imperial Navy Base for more.

"Thanks, Claude. Behind me you can see four carriers, two Intrepid-class and two Nimitz-class, being prepped for deployment. Beside them, the accompanying task force, including battleships, cruisers, destroyers, frigates, and submarines, is also being readied. The Navy has not declared the use of their Overlord-class Dreadnought, the IES Avatar, yet, but there is a possibility that it may be called into action. Back to you, Claude."

Thanks, Kristyn. In other news, the Orielle Spartans won 3-nil today, in a epic macth against the Corass Lions. Here's our sportscaster, Daniel Walcreau, for more.

The President Raslin just put his hands to his face, and sat in his chair for a minute, slightly shaking his head. This is ludicrous. Why won't Clandonia Prime just be a good boy and die? Die like the dog it is?

Maybe people aren't taking Chellis seriously anymore? We always throw our weight around, but by the time we start shipping troops, the war is almost over. We can't start a conflict with a first-strike on Clandonian ships. Well, maybe that won't be needed...

A special meeting was convened with the Council. Military matters, so a good deal of the council were there just to observe; Only about twelve council members were there for military desicions. The rest watched intently, for it looked bad for any individual council member not to know the in's and out's of the country, even if they didn't directly input commentary.

The President Raslin greeted the council members, and sat down at one of the council tables, where the military councilmen were. They watched the president raslin eagerly, wishing to know why this special meeting was called, though a number had guessed the reason already.

"Members of this most esteemed council, and especially those of you whom are most knowledgable in all matters of warfare. Clandonia Prime is again threatening our allies. Not only Ackistan, but now all of Nova Europa. The Tranquility Islands are threatened. Our UCN allies are threatened. Our own men in Nova Europa are threatened.

We must act! So, I propose..."

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Captain Novondi of the CHN Sledgehammer finished reading the encrypted message from Chellian High Command. He was a bit befuddled, but it wasn't his job to question the top leaders of the navy. He had his orders: To crowd the Clandonian ships near Nova Europa. His Fleet was stationed in the Tranquility Islands, meant for the protection and overseeing of Chellian allies in the region.

His fleet was under strict orders not to fire first on Clandonia Prime. They would do nothing aggressive to the Clandonians, certainly nothing as bad as was done to Nova Europa. They simply wouldn't give the Clandonians any breathing space. They would find any Clandonian ships they could, and get as close to them as possible, without hitting their ships. It was international waters; if the Clandonians had no problems firing ICBM's in open waters, it would be quite hypocritical to fire on chellis for sailing close to them.

They quickly prepared to set off towards the launch site of the Clandonian ICBM. From there, if they found no Clandonian ships, they would start a search for them.

The Free Land of Dartia is moving a fleet towards the North Sea.

The fleet:
2 Nimitz Class Aircraft Carriers
4 Ticonderoga Class Cruisers
10 Arleigh Burke Class Destroyers
10 Duke Class Frigates
10 Oliver Hazard Perry Class Frigates
4 Avenger Class Minesweepers
6 Sea Wolf Class Submarines
12 Virginia Class Submarines

All leaves are cancelled. Air force reserves are being called back to duty.

The flight of four F/A-35 Talons cruised at a steady Mach 1.1, at about 40,000 feet above sea level. Only two of them carried missiles. The other two were loaded with sophisticated camera equipment. Their bays opened, and they began to take high-resolution pictures of the Clandonian armada arrayedin the North Sea.

Excerpt from "Chronosia moves super-subs into the North Sea", gazeta.pu:

President Izabella Korotkaia was quoted earlier today as saying "Fuck."

That isn't exactly true. My blockade of Clandonia Prime was to stop Mationbuds from sending him nuclear weapons.

Also, all of Clandonia Prime's accusations are baseless and untrue. I am not surprised he could not support them with any evidence whatsoever.

I don’t care what your fleet was doing there, but it was blocking the way for my cargo ships to get into the area. I’m happy I had station that Dominion Naval fleet close to the are or you would have caused a whole nation to dead. But I think you would have like that, you cruel sick freak.

Now, shut up and deal with that bloody outbreak in your nation.

~ The Lord Marshall

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Secret Message to CP

You had your fun. Have your fleet move out of the area before one of your men get a little happy with their weapons. I don’t want to have to send in vessels to aid you in this battle. Those Europan look a little jumpy.

~ The Lord Marshall

I don’t care what your fleet was doing there, but it was blocking the way for my cargo ships to get into the area. I’m happy I had station that Dominion Naval fleet close to the are or you would have caused a whole nation to dead. But I think you would have like that, you cruel sick freak.

Now, shut up and deal with that bloody outbreak in your nation.

~ The Lord Marshall


Official Statement

That was a pretty unconvincing attempt to rewrite history. You and Clandonia Prime have nothing to stand on except for lies. We urge the Clandonians to leave the North Sea at once. You have overstayed your welcome.


OOC:
Ackistan's carrier strike group in the North Sea is now moving towards the Clandonian fleet. Our coast guard is doing the same.

North Sea Carrier Strike Group
2 Intrepid Class Super Carriers
2 Dauntless Class Heavy Battleships
2 Oliver Hazard Perry Class ASW Frigates
11 Duke Class Air Defense Frigates
13 Arleigh Burke Class Missile Destroyers
8 Sea Wolf Class Attack Submarines
4 Virginia Class Attack Submarines
2 Ohio Class Ballistic Missile Submarines
8 Ticonderoga Class Missile Cruisers
1 Resolute Class Light Cruiser
2 Visby Class Stealth Corvettes
4 Littoral Class Combat Ships
6 Skjold Class Patrol Boats

Coast Guard
46 Skjold Class Patrol Boats
10 Littoral Combat Ships
6 HSV-2 Swift High Speed Catamarans
6 Victoria Class Long-Range Patrol Submarines

The Ackistani 2nd Carrier Strike Group is being recalled from the coast of Naasha to the North Sea.

2 Nimitz Class Aircraft Carriers
2 Dauntless Class Heavy Battleships
11 Duke Class Air Defense Frigates
13 Arleigh Burke Class Missile Destroyers
2 Oliver Hazard Perry Class ASW Frigates
8 Sea Wolf Class Attack Submarines
2 Ohio Class Ballistic Missile Submarines
4 Virginia Class Attack Submarines
8 Ticonderoga Class Missile Cruisers
1 Resolute Class Light Cruiser
2 Visby Class Stealth Corvettes
4 Littoral Class Combat Ships
6 Skjold Class Patrol Boats
2 HSV-2 Swift High Speed Catamarans

Ackistani air force bases in Ackistan, Madagascar, Dartia, and North Tolemac are preparing to launch. The bulk of our air force will be launched over the next few hours. B-2 Bombers are already in the air.

ICBM's are being programmed to target major cities and military bases in Clandonia Prime and Transylvania.

Anti-satellite and ABM systems are all online.

Did you learn not to piss me off? I’m not trying to rewrite bloody history, I’m telling the truth. Maybe you did not see the civilian cargo ships leaving my shore, but they were there.

If you are aiming anything at my nation because you don’t like being told the truth, you are nothing but a fool.

That is all.

~ The Lord Marshall

OOC: Ackistan, what I’m saying is right. I didn’t send everything via airplanes, you know. I had to transport ships to bring in the large things.

Attack any of my cities or military bases, I will level your whole nation. Got that?

I got enough nuclear weapons to level the whole Earth a few time. My nuclear arsenal is around 200,000+ mix between bombs and missiles. You would be signing your nation’s death warrant by launching attack on my nation. And an attack on my nation will get Gholgoth in this because I never did a damn thing to you.

[ Don't take IC so personally, mate.

You'll find you'll save a lot on Aspirin. ]

Did you learn not to piss me off? I’m not trying to rewrite bloody history, I’m telling the truth. Maybe you did not see the civilian cargo ships leaving my shore, but they were there.

If you are aiming anything at my nation because you don’t like being told the truth, you are nothing but a fool.

That is all.

~ The Lord Marshall

OOC: Ackistan, what I’m saying is right. I didn’t send everything via airplanes, you know. I had to transport ships to bring in the large things.

Attack any of my cities or military bases, I will level your whole nation. Got that?

I got enough nuclear weapons to level the whole Earth a few time. My nuclear arsenal is around 200,000+ mix between bombs and missiles. You would be signing your nation’s death warrant by launching attack on my nation. And an attack on my nation will get Gholgoth in this because you never did a damn thing to you.

Official Response

Our attempted blockade of Clandonia Prime is nothing like what you described. Ships were allowed to pass if they were not found to be carrying nuclear weapons. At no time did we ever try to prevent Clandonia Prime from receiving humanitarian aid.

You are the reason that Clandonia Prime is a threat to the world today. Perhaps you should take some responsibility for that, and disarm him.

OOC: You don't know my military is programming your coordinates into our ICBM's. I don't plan to use nukes unless we get targeted by them first. However, if I'm going down, you two are coming with me. I have more than enough to see to that.

The Imperial Ezaltian Navy 2nd Carrier Group was also moving towards the North Sea. It contained:

1x Overlord-class Trimarian Super Dreadnought
2x Intrepid-class supercarrier
2x Nimitz-class carrier
2x Dauntless-class heavy battleship
11x Overlord-class air defense frigate
13x Arleigh Burke-class missile destroyer
8x Ticonderoga-class cruiser
8x Seawolf-class attack submarine

The carriers were carrying (altogether):
82x Ka-50
40x MiG-31
40x F/A-18E
70x F-14D
10x EA-6B
4x E-2C
180x F/A-35
125x Su-47
60x MiG-1.44

Attention, all NEAMC vessels. Rendevous at point ##### (somewhere off the British coastline) codenamed Meeting Point Alpha. We will decide what to do there.

Official Response

Our attempted blockade of Clandonia Prime is nothing like what you described. Ships were allowed to pass if they were not found to be carrying nuclear weapons. At no time did we ever try to prevent Clandonia Prime from receiving humanitarian aid.

You are the reason that Clandonia Prime is a threat to the world today. Perhaps you should take some responsibility for that, and disarm him.

The search of any of my ships would have been breaking a lot of laws. That is why your bloody blockade fleet was scared out by my fleet. You have no right to place blockades on any nation and you have not right to place embargos on any nation. You placed a embargo on the Dominion Commonwealth because I did not go with your demands. All that told the world is that your are a bully.

How about you just deal with your own bloody nation? Wait what is that, did I hear that your people are dieing of a virus outbreak? Deal with that.

Let me deal with CP. You deal with yourself. And you butt out of anything that has to deal with the Dominion Commonwealth. You have no right to tell me anything to do to anybody in the Dominion Commonwealth.

Are you the bloody Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth? Nope, I am. Now, be a good little boy and shut up and I will deal with everything. Just butt out and we will leave you alone to play with yourself.

~ The Lord Marshall

OOC: You don't know my military is programming your coordinates into our ICBM's. I don't plan to use nukes unless we get targeted by them first. However, if I'm going down, you two are coming with me. I have more than enough to see to that.

OOC: Yes, I know I don’t know anything about programming my coordinates into our ICBM's. Plus, you will have a lot of major cities to pick from. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/CountJWolf/TheDominion.png That is the modern Dominion

I was just warning you on the outcome. And you don’t have the power to take both me and CP out by yourself. One of your nukes will get fifty of mine. So if you fire a thousand nukes at me, you will get fifty thousand nukes fired at you. That would be enough to create fifty nuclear winters. Got that?

And one more, if you would stop demanding things to me, I would leave you alone and tell CP to back off. But all you do have been demanding me for something. Like you told me to kick CP out of the DC. Then you just demanded me to disarm him.

I am dealing with my nation. Your inept leadership resulted in a missile being fired at my nation. This matter deals directly with my national security.

Speaking of the viral outbreak in my nation. That virus was biological weapon launched by a submarine in the North Sea. Clandonia Prime has been our top suspect since the incident began. His new missile "tests" are only serving to bolster our beliefs in his guilt.

Clandonia Prime has one hour to turn his fleet around or lose it.


OOC: I am watching CP's satellites. If they do ANYTHING out the ordinary, the war is on.

I am dealing with my nation. Your inept leadership resulted in a missile being fired at my nation. This matter deals directly with my national security.

Speaking of the viral outbreak in my nation. That virus was biological weapon launched by a submarine in the North Sea. Clandonia Prime has been our top suspect since the incident began. His new missile "tests" are only serving to bolster our beliefs in his guilt.

Clandonia Prime has one hour to turn his fleet around or lose it.

OOC: I am watching CP's satellites. If they do ANYTHING out the ordinary, the war is on.

Please grow up! Stop acting like a little child! Act you age. Clandonia Prime did have anything to do with that biological virus in your nation. You are just paranoid person. And you don’t like the fact that Clandonia was rebuilt and many nation threaten to nuke you nation when that virus.

Welcome to this forsaken placed called Earth.

And you talk about my inept leadership, you are the ones that are allowing your own people to dead and suffer because of some fool within your own nation allow that virus to escape. So you’re are the useless leader.

And don’t test me. If you fire one any of those ships, you will be starting an act of war because those ships are in international waters. Take that to the bank and cash it.

Just sit back and watch my order go through and the fleet will be moving out of the area.

~ The Lord Marshall

OOC: Ack, don’t attack those ships or it will be an act of war. Just sit back and he will leave. Then he will leave you alone forever unless you want to attack his ships. Then you will have to deal with him.

I have seen you lie about me many times. You expect me to believe anyhing you say? If my government had a dollar for every time you told us that Clandonia Prime would threaten us no longer, we could afford to buy one of those ridiculous submarines.

Our ultimatum stands. The clock is ticking.


OOC: I don't use OOC information IC. My nation still has no idea how many nukes you have. We figure you have enough to destroy the world just like we do. I will give Clandonia Prime time to post his retreat. If I see him posting elsewhere, I will consider our ultimatum ignored, and start attacking.

Public Statement

North Tolemac urges everyone involved to remain calm. Give the Clandonians time to leave. If they do not, we will do what is neccessary to assist our allies.

Good day to you.

-Henry Logan
Foreign Affairs

End Public Statement

Our fleet in the North Seas consists of the following:
Carrier Strike Group: $50 Billion
2 Nimitz Class Carriers
2 Dauntless Class Heavy Battleships
11 Duke Class Air Defence Frigates
13 Arleigh Burke Class Missile Destroyers
8 Seawolf Class Attack Submarines
8 Ticonderoga Class Missile Cruisers
50 AH-64 Apache Helicopters
32 AH-64 Apache Helicopters
80 F-18E Super Hornets
10 EA-6B Prowlers
70 F-14 Tomcats

OOC: Did everyone get their fleets from Emperor Pudu? :D

OOC: Yeah, I got mine from Pudu. It seems that he's the unofficial supplier for NEA military arms. That carrier strike group is a great deal, although I also recommend the Task Force.

IC: Tolemac fleet, make your way to Meeting Point Alpha. We're all converging there.

SIC Message to Ezaltia

Maybe we shouldn't bunch up. If they use nuclear weapons, it might be good if our fleets weren't all together. Our top admiral thinks we should stay just close enough to provide each other with air support.

Agreed. We should also stay close enough to be able to launch a coordinated attack, if need be.

Message to those sending fleets to meet the Clandonians:

Chellis understands the threat that Clandonia Prime is presenting to your nations, and sending fleets to meet them is perfectly understandable. However, we urge you not to fire the first shot at the Clandonians. This is what they want, a legitimate reason to fire at your forces. We cannot, we must not give them this. If they want to fight, make sure its them who recieve the scorn of the world, make sure they get no support because they are technically fighting in defense. They will be the aggressors in any conflict, this is the way it must be.

Clandonia Prime will be signing a death warrant by any attacks. If it is this suicidal, let it act upon it. Otherwise, we will show them we aren't afraid at all, and meet them. They will either back down, or be lame ducks.

For the greater good
De Chelli

Now the great liberal empire of narenta is mad. In accordane with our left wing policies, we believe in forcing the international community too act, perhaps drasticaly. We are dispatching 25% of our army, too Cladonian waters. Namely, Private. Jenkins. He will arrive via UPS box, in a few weeks. Now if you'll excuse me, I have 3 feet of crack left too snort.

Message to Chellis:

We understand that perfectly. The NEAMC is a purely defensive alliance. We are not aggressors.

Your move, Clandonia. We again urge you to stand down and withdraw.

Yume will be sending its airforce to the North sea Containing

1000 Skyhawks
4 # RoLu.21.A Boneharvester Attack Helicopters
and 100 Harriers

Message to Chellis:

We understand that perfectly. The NEAMC is a purely defensive alliance. We are not aggressors.

Your move, Clandonia. We again urge you to stand down and withdraw.

We understand you. However, actions speak louder than words. Instead of trying to threaten him away, we can simply sit our ships near his. No privacy. A bit unconventional, but it gives us great recon, and his sailors will undoubtably start feeling uncomfortable with so many ships surrounding them.

Communique to Ackistan (unofficial)

We urge you to stay vigilant and give Clandonia Prime time to leave. In addition, we will be sending a squadron of F-16's to help keep watch on the Clandonian submarines, we need your permission to use one of your air bases to base the fighters.

OOC: Damn, looks like we are on the verge of war!

SIC:
To Ackistan

We'll support you if CP attacks first, but there's no need to rush things, okay?

Communique to Ackistan (unofficial)

We urge you to stay vigilant and give Clandonia Prime time to leave. In addition, we will be sending a squadron of F-16's to help keep watch on the Clandonian submarines, we need your permission to use one of your air bases to base the fighters.

Official SIC Message from The Free Land of Dartia


To the government of Nor nuin Giliath:

Ackistan is under quarantine at the moment. Landing planes there could be a bit risky. Our territory is also near the action. Your F-16's are welcome to make use our facilities. We maintain quite a few F-16's of our own. We have everything you need to refuel, repair, and arm your planes.

Safety lies in numbers. If this crisis escalates beyond posturing, your F-16's may accompany our own fighters into battle.

On behalf of the nations of Nova Europa, our government thanks you for your contribution to our defense.

OOC Edit: Err... I just noticed that message was to Ackistan. We're pretty close allies. I am going to assume he would pass along your offer of assistance unless he tells me otherwise.

To: The Free Land of Dartia

We thank you for the permission to use your air field, our F-16's will be on their way.

Clandonian J.O.C Command, Clanon City

'Bloody fucking hell!' Came the reply from Lancer after reading what had occured durring the night. This was bad, very bad the nation was on the brink of war with the media going into overdrive to relay the story, the decision was made to go to Defcon 2 and to deploy the 200 B-2's in Libya into the air for Attack Plan Xeta, to hit from the South....

The order was given for the Lazurus's Fleet, sister fleet to the Dridon to move swiftly from the Atlantic towards the English Channel to blockade the area to prevent the Ackistanis from reaching the rest.

Lt. Commander 'Undead' Lazurus's Fleet

6x Carriers: 2x Invincible class, 2x Cavour Class, 2x CVN 21 Class Aircraft carrier

14x Cruisers: 4x Slava Class Missile Cruiser, 6x Kirov Class Battlecruiser, 4x Ticonderoga Class CG

22x Amphibious/ Assault Ships: 8x Albion Class, 4x SAN ANTONIO CLASS (LPD), 10xWasp Class (Landing Craft)

6x Destroyers: 2x Hydra Class FFH/FFG, 1x Sovremenny Class DDG, 3x Duke Class (type 23) FFG

8x Frigates: 4x Type 45 Daring Class DDG, 4x Anzac Class FFH/FFG

36x Submarines: 4x Type 212A/214 Class SSK. 2x Collins Class SSK, 10x Ohio Class Missile Cruisers (Can fire ICBMs , SRBMs , Tridents , Polaris), 20x Typhoon-Danskeran Class Nuclear Submarines

22x Patrol Craft and Missile Boats: 8x Mark V Special Operations Craft, 10x River Class PG/MSC, 4x Barzan (Vita) Class FAC[M]

6x Mine Warfare Vessels: 4x Hunt Class MSC/MHC, 2x Sandown Class MHC/SRMH

8x Fleet Auxiliaries: 2x Durance Class AOE, 2x Etna Class AOR, 4x Supply Class AOE

80x Merlin ASW Helicopters

40x S-70B-2 Seahawk Helicopter

100x Harrier GR7

40x F-18 Hornet

80x F-35 Naval Version


No one knew why the Ackistanis were in such a flap, this was more than they had gone as far before. The region was on the verge of a major large scale war. The decision was finally raised, act tough but not to fire a shot, secretly many were frantic. Missile commanders were sent green guards, entire groups of SS-27 Mobile ICBM's of the Strategical Rocket Forces moved off, to isolated forests in Clandonia. In Africa, the Afrikan Corps were ordered to deploy along with the 200 B-2's their own medium and short range missiles at Dartia who was seen as the ass piece of Ackistani imperialism in Nova Europa. The two fleets of Victor and Tintonberys were moved from their African waters towards positive strike positions to hit back at Europa with their smaller Danskeran Class submarines. and other missile cruisers

The massive naval forces of the hostile fleets grouping together would be a fun game of destruction, orbital systems were placed on amber alert for use and microwave weapons were charging up. Airforce controlled ICBM's were alerted. The civillian population were told of the evil Ackistanis, several suspected 'spies' were shot by angry citizens. Many were rushing out of the main population bunkers to the more isolated Tundra, fearing the mutants attacked many were picking up their arms from T.A. centres..... The situation looked like had done when Blackhelm hit them in the first Clandonian war.


Now, the secret plan was the fleet would be moved out of the area, this had been a testing ground to see how the Europans reacted, they were shit scarred. They hoped no one would fire a shot, certinally all Clandonian officers were told if they did they would be put up against a wall by the Interior Forces followed by a volly of 5.56's.
Of course only the Lord Governer and the Lord Marshall knew of this.......

"Captain, we have visual!"

Having been the first naval forces to head to meet the Clandonians, the taskforce lead by the CHN StoneCrusher, a Chellian jeep carrier. As the Chellian forces started to near, the StoneCrusher held back, not wanting to put a carrier right next to the Clandonians. Instead, it would launch multiple helicopters to fly around the Clandonians, and planes to fly far overhead.

"Clandonia Prime Naval Forces, this is the Chellian High Navy. We are here in a non-aggressive manner. Do not engage our forces, or you will be starting a war."

The message was said in chellian, repeated in english, french, italian, russian, and mandarin chinese, as well as whatever the most spoken language of Clandonia Prime was. The Chellian ships were nearing the Clandonians now.

they were shit scarred.

OOC: The erm technical term

"So thats them" Said commander Bowles having seen the enemy for the first time

"All forces get ready to launch on them as soon as one of the others gives orders"

Having seen the large fleet Bowles gulped and sat back down

SIC: To all Nova Europa Nations

To open fire on Clandonia Prime would be ill advised, or so we feel. He has not yet provoked attack. We should not open fire. The world would treat this discision harshly, even if we were right to start the conflict. If Ackistan wishes to open fire then I do not think it wise for the rest of us to become involved in their war, "ganging up" in this world would also be harshly looked upon. The Freeland of Duckquackmuse feel there is a better way to end this.

Of course it is entirely different if he starts firing at our ships. Please consider these thoughts.

The President of Duckquackmuse.

The Chellian vessel was spotted, two Danskeran Class subs moved towards to flank it on both sides. Gunners trained sights, appearing in their anti-flash gear ready to pounce at a moments notice, all were on red alert.

The signal was sent in reply in English, 'Attention, we are in International Waters we will not engage unless provoked as well. We mean you no harm.'

The sight of what appeared to be Yume Sekain colours was seen, the same procedure would be followed to be certain that a world war wasn't started by some itchy gunner or some confused comm's officer.

Encoded Message to Dartia and Ackistan, CC'ed to other NEAMC members.

Good day.

Word has reached our ears of the current Clandonian North Sea crisis, and given our past experience with that nation we urge you to be prepared for the situation to escalate.

Obviously what help we can offer you is limited thanks to our current situation, but we have one thing to offer. UNNS 'pressure' on the Surdunni government has granted us the control of the airport at Gunwe, on Surdun's west coast. From here we will conduct surveillance of the southern Mediterranean using small naval vessels and liberated Naashan MIG-31's.

Hopefully Clandonia will not risk deploying their African/Mediterranean assets but we will keep an eye open.

Regards,
UNNS Leadership, currently managing Naashan NEAMC affairs.

The Chellian vessel was spotted, two Danskeran Class subs moved towards to flank it on both sides. Gunners trained sights, appearing in their anti-flash gear ready to pounce at a moments notice, all were on red alert.

The signal was sent in reply in English, 'Attention, we are in International Waters we will not engage unless provoked as well. We mean you no harm.'

The sight of what appeared to be Yume Sekain colours was seen, the same procedure would be followed to be certain that a world war wasn't started by some itchy gunner or some confused comm's officer.

"Sir, detecting movement toward our ships by submarines!"

"So what? The Clandonians know who we are. If they fire on us, their people will never see the light of day again."

"But sir, aren't they lunatics?"

"Yes, but lunatics aren't all suicidal. Now get back to your post."

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"What the hell are they saying?"

"Sir, its... english. They are being peaceful, saying they won't engage us."

"Good, good. Bring this ship twenty five meters to the side of the biggest Clandonian prime ship. Have as many sailors as can get on the deck, and wave at them. Wave good and long."

"Erm... yes, sir..."

SIC message to Chellis:

We will be declaring war on Clandonia Prime in the next 15-30 minutes. We ask that you move your ships away from Clandonia Prime's fleet so that we may fire on them without putting your ships at risk.

Thank you.

SIC message to Chellis:

We will be declaring war on Clandonia Prime in the next 15-30 minutes. We ask that you move your ships away from Clandonia Prime's fleet so that we may fire on them without putting your ships at risk.

Thank you.

OOC: Hell No!

SIC message to Chellis:

We will be declaring war on Clandonia Prime in the next 15-30 minutes. We ask that you move your ships away from Clandonia Prime's fleet so that we may fire on them without putting your ships at risk.

Thank you.

OOC: Be the better man and just let it go. Ignore him if you must.

"Sir, detecting movement toward our ships by submarines!"

"So what? The Clandonians know who we are. If they fire on us, their people will never see the light of day again."

"But sir, aren't they lunatics?"

"Yes, but lunatics aren't all suicidal. Now get back to your post."

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"What the hell are they saying?"

"Sir, its... english. They are being peaceful, saying they won't engage us."

"Good, good. Bring this ship twenty five meters to the side of the biggest Clandonian prime ship. Have as many sailors as can get on the deck, and wave at them. Wave good and long."

"Erm... yes, sir..."

The biggest Clandonian ship apart from the carriers was the CNS Ghoglon a Kirvov Heavy Missile Cruiser. The Clandonian Marines who were manning the .50 and chain guns swung round as they watched the Chellians waving at them. Many did not know officers, barked orders as marines appeared on deck armed to the teeth in full combat gear, G36K's drawn trained on the ships. Many were making smirks and waving back, many just looked on not knowing what to do in fear of rebuckle by the Interior Forces, portrayed as traitors to the Empire.

Statement: for Immediate Release

The Trivalvian government, being one of the co-founders of the Nova Europa Alliance, officially calls for calm in this situation. We thank the Transylvanian nation for their efforts to defuse this situation, and advise fellow member-nations of the NEA to wait for the Clandonian submarines to leave the area. Let us not start a war on the eve of a new era of peace and prosperity for this continent.

[secret IC]
Special Communique to the Preliminary NEA Military Command

We recommend caution at this time. Monitor the Clandonian submarines, but please, do not approach or attempt to engage them. We're still in the process of organizing and establishing defenses.

Special Communique to the Clandonian Government

The Trivalvian government is curious as to when you "saved us from a nuclear attack". We have not been threatened by any nations' nuclear weapons in our history. Could you provide evidence?

Special Communique to the Clandonian Government

The Trivalvian government is curious as to when you "saved us from a nuclear attack". We have not been threatened by any nations' nuclear weapons in our history. Could you provide evidence?

Official Clandonian Response
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Remember when the Great Nari airbase was taken control of by terrorist forces? They planned to deploy weaponry of the nuclear sort onto your cities. Nice touch eh?

And yet, we have only your word that these terrorists actually planned to deploy nukes against us...

In any event, it is past, and bears no meaning on the current problem.

***OFFICIAL IMPERIAL PROCLIMATION***
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FROM: George A. Loak, Supreme Emepror
The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom

As the spokesperson and ruler of the People of the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom, we find it appaling that Clandonia Prime has taken such an aggressive stance on a known passive defensive alliance. We hearby offer a place to discuss peace between this alliance and Clandonia Prime. We will set aside a time in which the leadership of the alliance and Clandonia Prime can meet in the luxurious Shaz City Imperial Hotel.

It's located just minutes from the Imperial Palace, to give the leaders of the respective sides a way to contact myself, the Supreme Emperor, for a one on one conference if nessicary.



OOC:
Sorry I seen this a little late.

Official Clandonian Response
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Remember when the Great Nari airbase was taken control of by terrorist forces? They planned to deploy weaponry of the nuclear sort onto your cities. Nice touch eh?

Wait, you mean those nuclear weapons you had ILEGALLY placed there without Trivalvia's knowing, and then the fleet you sent which actually, according to International Laws, invaded Trivalvian territory and threatened the Trivalvian fleet to "go back or be destroyed"?
Yeah, we remember.

Wait, you mean those nuclear weapons you had ILEGALLY placed there without Trivalvia's knowing, and then the fleet you sent which actually, according to International Laws, invaded Trivalvian territory and threatened the Trivalvian fleet to "go back or be destroyed"?
Yeah, we remember.

Those weapons were just a drop off facility on their way back for refurbishment, they were there for a short period. We had no idea the terrorists knew of this. We apologised after the event and removed the weapons and gave back the base.

SIC message to Chellis:

We will be declaring war on Clandonia Prime in the next 15-30 minutes

SIC: Please do not take such a rash action. This situation can be difused very easily. At the moment it looks like you want a war.

IC: We have been informed that Clandonia Prime have been ordered to move their submarines by a prominent member of the DC. Is this order being carried out and are CP's subs out of the region?

If not what stance will the DC take towards this action?

The CP fleet is moving out of the area. It takes time to get them moving, but they are moving out of the water. They are in international waters at this time. I got weird reports that a Chellis ship in play tag-a-long with one of the CP’s ship. It’s weird to me.

See guys I have power over my members. And any move on the CP fleet will be seen as an act of war and a dumb move because of that Chellis ship near the fleet.

Just sit back and watch the CP fleet leave the area and never come back because I think they are bored of you all.

~ The Lord Marshall

The CP fleet is moving out of the area. It takes time to get them moving, but they are moving out of the water. They are in international waters at this time. I got weird reports that a Chellis ship in play tag-a-long with one of the CP’s ship. It’s weird to me.

See guys I have power over my members. And move on the CP fleet will be seen as an act of war and a dumb move because of that Chellis ship near the fleet.

Just sit back and watch the CP fleet leave the area and never come back because I think they are bored of you all.

~ The Lord Marshall


Thank you for clearing this up

OOC: I've applied to become a member of the DC. I decided it would be a good move for my military status.

The CP fleet is moving out of the area. It takes time to get them moving, but they are moving out of the water. They are in international waters at this time. I got weird reports that a Chellis ship in play tag-a-long with one of the CP’s ship. It’s weird to me.

See guys I have power over my members. And any move on the CP fleet will be seen as an act of war and a dumb move because of that Chellis ship near the fleet.

Just sit back and watch the CP fleet leave the area and never come back because I think they are bored of you all.

~ The Lord Marshall

Again, Ezaltia will keep its ships here until we get an official message from Clandonia Prime that he is withdrawing his fleet. We have no confirmation yet, just reassurances from you.

Again, Ezaltia will keep its ships here until we get an official message from Clandonia Prime that he is withdrawing his fleet. We have no confirmation yet, just reassurances from you.

Look at his ships and see where they are moving. They are moving out. Open your eyes and you will see the light.

~ The Lord Marshall.

OOC: I like that post. He is moving out.

SIC message to Chellis:

We will be declaring war on Clandonia Prime in the next 15-30 minutes. We ask that you move your ships away from Clandonia Prime's fleet so that we may fire on them without putting your ships at risk.

Thank you.

SIC message in reply to Ackistan:

Ackistan, we won't stop you from making your own decisions. However, know that if you fire the first shots, we cannot and will not aid you in a conflict. For you to get the first shots will only give you a quite small tactical advantage. Forcing Clandonia Prime to fire first gives you a long-term strategic advantage.

If you ask for us to move again, we will immediatly comply. However, we will not aid you.

Look at his ships and see where they are moving. They are moving out. Open your eyes and you will see the light.

~ The Lord Marshall.

OOC: I like that post. He is moving out.

No, they are not. They're moving to the English Channel, and as far as I know, that's not exactly on the way to his homeland.

No, they are not. They're moving to the English Channel, and as far as I know, that's not exactly on the way to his homeland.

It out of the area! I takes time to move things! Plus, a Chellis ship is escorting them out. They are playing tag along with one of CP’s ship.

CP is bring the other fleet in to safe guard his other fleet as they leave.

~ The Lord Marshall

OOC: He is moving out, just allow him to role-play it.

I understand that you and CP are all buddy-buddy and stuff, but I honestly can't act on you saying it for him. I'm waiting for him to make an official statement.

Wait for it, but you can see with your own eyes. And we are not buddy-buddy. The Dominion Commonwealth is just a brotherhood and sisterhood.


And when the Lord Marshall orders something, you act on that order. So, you can take my word that they will be leaving and are leaving.

~ The Lord Marshall

OOC: He lives in the UK, so you will have to wait some time for him to post. His next post will have them leaving a little faster.

It out of the area! I takes time to move things! Plus, a Chellis ship is escorting them out. They are playing tag along with one of CP’s ship.

CP is bring the other fleet in to safe guard his other fleet as they leave.

~ The Lord Marshall

OOC: He is moving out, just allow him to role-play it.

We wouldn't nessecarially say we are escorting. We are simply sailing in the open seas, and where we are sailing happens to be very, very close to the Clandonian Prime Navy.

And our plural is Chellian. Just to let you know.

We wouldn't nessecarially say we are escorting. We are simply sailing in the open seas, and where we are sailing happens to be very, very close to the Clandonian Prime Navy.

And our plural is Chellian. Just to let you know.

Thank you for telling that. So, it is a Chellian ship sailing really, really close to the Clandonian ships. Just don’t get to close to each other, I don’t want to see a crash in open seas. It would be cool, but think of the lives that could be loss.

~ The Lord Marshall

Wait for it, but you can see with your own eyes. And we are not buddy-buddy. The Dominion Commonwealth is just a brotherhood and sisterhood.


And when the Lord Marshall orders something, you act on that order. So, you can take my word that they will be leaving and are leaving.

~ The Lord Marshall

OOC: He lives in the UK, so you will have to wait some time for him to post. His next post will have them leaving a little faster.

I acknowledge that he must obey the order, but I still will not move until he does. Your statements on his behalf are getting a tad annoying. No offense.

OOC: UK, huh? Gotta love the Brits. I can wait.

The Clandonian fleet was moving Northwards away, just off the coast of Scotland now. The route would send them home just past Tranquility Island. The Lazurus's Fleet would continue on for now, making sure that the new submarines would be safe on their return to Clandonia.

Unoblivious to the new threats, they just continued home at a slow pace, the new submarines were having tests done to them and besides they were in no hurry to get back.

The Clandonian fleet was moving Northwards away, just off the coast of Scotland now. The route would send them home just past Tranquility Island. The Lazurus's Fleet would continue on for now, making sure that the new submarines would be safe on their return to Clandonia.

Unoblivious to the new threats, they just continued home at a slow pace, the new submarines were having tests done to them and besides they were in no hurry to get back.

Orders were orders.

The Chellian ships began to break away from the Clandonians, when they were passing the Tranquility Islands. It was where they were regularly docked, and Clandonia seemed to be leaving. They could always head back out if needed.

Clandonian Northern Command, Clanon City Airbase

The early morning meeting had been called because of the heightened situation. Lancer was in full battle dress now, holster an all.

'So, what do you think they will do now?' Lancer asked his inteligence chief.

'Nova Europa is weak, their integratity if falling apart after several members expressed interest in joining the Dominion Commonwealth. That sent shockwaves, we doubt the Ackistanis will try and hit us in International Waters.'

'Good ok, so what have we learnt from this operation about the NEA?'

'That they are no credible threat sir.'

The laughter engulfed the room, even the standing Interior Forces were finding it hard to not pull a smirk. A messenger just ran in with a freeshly printed report:

**FLASH**CONFIRMATION OF CHELLIAN SHIPS MOVING AWAY FROM DRIDON FLEET

This was taken with some thought, they would remain on alert until the Europans fleet moved away. For all Clandonia knew was that Chellian ships were moving away because Ackistan was about to launch a first strike.....

I acknowledge that he must obey the order, but I still will not move until he does. Your statements on his behalf are getting a tad annoying. No offense.

OOC: UK, huh? Gotta love the Brits. I can wait.

It is getting annoying because I have to repeat myself. The Clandonian ships are nearing those northern islands in Nova Europa. Those England and Scotland like island. Have a nice day!

~ The Lord Marshall