Reich celebrate's 5th Billion birth!
Tocrowkia
10-11-2006, 04:35
The Tocrowkian Reich has reached a milestone in it's history recently with the birth of it's 5th billion citizen! Davian Valentine is officially the 5th Billionth citizen born in the Tocrowkian Reich. How ever, he was born into a less-than Conservative family.
Lt. Elizabeth Valentine, Age 24, a pilot in the Tocrowkian Air Force and her partner, Capt.Tasha Kempinsky, Age 22, an officer in the Tocrowkian navy, are a lesbian couple that have been married for two years now. They are quite proud of the fact that their son will be remembered, and revered through history. "Plus, I think it proves the openness of our venerable Communist Government. Myself and my wife would have been killed in most any other nation for being who we are. That should show the fascists that condemn our government for being different from them.", Elizabeth added.
How ever, out of concern for their privacy, the couple has asked the Government not reveal their address, phone number, or anything for that matter.
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
Errikland
10-11-2006, 04:37
Um, congratulations.
Gente Del Agua
10-11-2006, 04:40
I think the person who made the sperm donation should be given honors also..
Tocrowkia
10-11-2006, 04:42
I think the person who made the sperm donation should be given honors also..
He's actually a political dissident imprisoned in a re-education camp. :eek:
-Reich Foreign Ministry
Gente Del Agua
10-11-2006, 04:43
HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH LOL LOL LOL HAHA LMFAO Im sorryr, but thats so0oo funny. - OOC
Official Response from the desk of President Ryan Costanza from the Sovereign Republic of Willink
Woot !
Errikland
10-11-2006, 04:45
He's actually a political dissident imprisoned in a re-education camp. :eek:
-Reich Foreign Ministry
Now that sucks. Maybe you should let him leave the nation because of his contribution.
Wait . . .
You don't force them to make "donations," do you? 'Cause that is messed up.
Tocrowkia
10-11-2006, 04:49
Now that sucks. Maybe you should let him leave the nation because of his contribution.
Wait . . .
You don't force them to make "donations," do you? 'Cause that is messed up.
Of course not. What do you take us for? Some sort of...freedom hating commies? >_>
-Reich Oxymoron Ministry-
Errikland
10-11-2006, 04:51
Of course not. What do you take us for? Some sort of...freedom hating commies? >_>
-Reich Oxymoron Ministry-
I guess the reeducation camps threw us off. ;)
(not oxymoron at all)
And there were many celebratory orgies within the glorious nation of Jenrak.
Tocrowkia
10-11-2006, 04:54
I guess the reeducation camps threw us off. ;)
(not oxymoron at all)
That's the point.
Errikland
10-11-2006, 04:55
That's the point.
I know.
*notes how far off topic we have gotten*
Anyway . . . nice talking to you. Hope to get together again some time. *leaves*
Steel and Fire
10-11-2006, 04:57
Official Message of the Imperium Corporation, from the desk for External Messages, C, under the guidance of Her Most Glorious and Divine Goddess-Empress and Grand Field Marshal of the Imperial Steelian Armies, both united and alone, over sky, in sea, and on land; and stamped with the Official Seal of the Imperial High Command and the Generals and Marshals that Oversee the Combined Forces of Steelia, both in the Overland and the Underland; to Tocrowkia
Meh.
[NS]Zukariaa
10-11-2006, 04:57
I know.
*notes how far off topic we have gotten*
Anyway . . . nice talking to you. Hope to get together again some time. *leaves*
OOC-How dare you be nice with a Commie nation. DESTROY.
Tyrandis
10-11-2006, 04:57
The Militaristic Federation of Tyrandis would like to ask for a technology exchange. We, along with most of the international community, are highly interested in the Tocrowkian advances that enable procreation without sperm.
OOC: Psst. Post that thread we agreed on arleady plz kthx, I've got lots of guns and shit to give to the oppressed capitalist running dogs of the world.
Tocrowkia
10-11-2006, 05:19
The Militaristic Federation of Tyrandis would like to ask for a technology exchange. We, along with most of the international community, are highly interested in the Tocrowkian advances that enable procreation without sperm.
OOC: Psst. Post that thread we agreed on arleady plz kthx, I've got lots of guns and shit to give to the oppressed capitalist running dogs of the world.
((OOC: I'll do it tomorrow. Two lesbian-type things in a row will make me look redundant.))
Leafanistan
10-11-2006, 06:07
The Tocrowkian Reich has reached a milestone in it's history recently with the birth of it's 5th billion citizen! Davian Valentine is officially the 5th Billionth citizen born in the Tocrowkian Reich. How ever, he was born into a less-than Conservative family.
Lt. Elizabeth Valentine, Age 24, a pilot in the Tocrowkian Air Force and her partner, Capt.Tasha Kempinsky, Age 22, an officer in the Tocrowkian navy, are a lesbian couple that have been married for two years now. They are quite proud of the fact that their son will be remembered, and revered through history. "Plus, I think it proves the openness of our venerable Communist Government. Myself and my wife would have been killed in most any other nation for being who we are. That should show the fascists that condemn our government for being different from them.", Elizabeth added.
How ever, out of concern for their privacy, the couple has asked the Government not reveal their address, phone number, or anything for that matter.
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
Congratulations to the Reich on their 5 billionth citizen. We are donating 1 billion USD to set up a college fund as your government sees fit.
Leafanistan
10-11-2006, 06:13
The Militaristic Federation of Tyrandis would like to ask for a technology exchange. We, along with most of the international community, are highly interested in the Tocrowkian advances that enable procreation without sperm.
OOC: Psst. Post that thread we agreed on arleady plz kthx, I've got lots of guns and shit to give to the oppressed capitalist running dogs of the world.
OOC: Some Koreans did something similar, essentially taking the DNA from an egg and putting it in another egg. However it can only yield women unless you splice from a Y chromosome.
The Emporer congragulates you on your 5 billionth birth.
Tocrowkia
10-11-2006, 19:46
Much thanks everyone!
-Reich Foreign Ministry-
The Democratic Constitutional Monarchy of the Secular Empire of Maraque congratulates you on your precious milestone.
Signed,
Emperor Jovan Norris
Tocrowkia
11-11-2006, 00:21
The Democratic Constitutional Monarchy of the Secular Empire of Maraque congratulates you on your precious milestone.
Signed,
Emperor Jovan Norris
So...are you still going to send us that five hundred million or not?
-Signed, Lt. Elizabeth Valentine
OOC: lol, I figured being a communist nation it wouldn't be acceptable seeing as how everyone is suppose to be absolutely equal and on the same footing and giving this family that cash would put them on an unequal footing between everyone else.
IC:
Of course, of course. It has been sent. I hope you enjoy it.
Signed,
Emperor Jovan Norris