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Following the recent horrific pwning of Galation in a nuclear war, Atopiana is selling the glowing remains of this nation for a mere $1 per acre, or best offer!

Let the buying begin...!

I'll bid $300 dollars for the glowing hole that was his capital :D

Does it come with mutated radiated slave Galationese that my people can keep as pets training them to fight each other in what we call 'Mong Wars'?

2 million USD have been wired to you for the 2 million Acres of Galation.

Icovir will claim 1,000,000 acres for $1,000,000 for later use (after the radioactivity is gone).

Mutated Radiated Galationese are an optional extra, we're currently selling them off at 20 cents per ten, or three chocolate digestives for five.

I hear $300 for the capital, do I have any other bids?

Drexel Hillsville, your money has been recieved, and two million acres have been marked out for you.
Icovir, your money has been recieved, and one million acres have been marked out for your later usage.

Note: All border markers are 20m high obelisks, spaced 500m apart.

Icovir will claim 1,000,000 acres for $1,000,000 for later use (after the radioactivity is gone).

Great minds think alike, how long do you think it will take for radiation to clear out?

And wanna work a map out together?

Mutated Radiated Galationese are an optional extra, we're currently selling them off at 20 cents per ten, or three chocolate digestives for five.

I hear $300 for the capital, do I have any other bids?

Drexel Hillsville, your money has been recieved, and two million acres have been marked out for you.

I take it these are all in one area correct?

I take it these are all in one area correct?

Yep, we've blocked out a 2 million acre square, taking into account squiggly bits, of course.

I increade my bid to $301 dollars for the crater-capital, plus I'll take a million acres and pay double for it.

I'm also setting up an extermination service to remove any remaining Galationese - a dollar per hundred heads. Any takers?

Do you happen to have a map of the former nation along with the areas that have been claimed marked off?

(OOC: If you do please let at least part of my are be on the coast if there is any...)

I increade my bid to $301 dollars for the crater-capital, plus I'll take a million acres and pay double for it.

I'm also setting up an extermination service to remove any remaining Galationese - a dollar per hundred heads. Any takers?

Sold! to the Skgorrians. You get a million acres surrounding the capital, not including the acreage of the capital itself, for a mere $2,000,301.

As for maps, our ordnance survey are working on one at the moment...

Note that Galation totals some 20,000,000,000 acres.

Drexel Hillsville, have no fear, you have a coastline.

The Emperor wishes to know how much land there is left?

We'll place a $300 billion bid for the capital.

Signed,
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Wait, Atopania! Icovir will offer $3 million for it's capital!

Great minds think alike, how long do you think it will take for radiation to clear out?

And wanna work a map out together?

OOC: It'll probably clear out in about a year. I'm not good with making maps, however. lol

Clandonia will buy 1 million acres, so we can have Mong Wars with the radioactive Galationese.

The Emperor wishes to know how much land there is left?

We'll place a $300 billion bid for the capital.

Signed,
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

We will bid $300,000,000,000.01.

We'll bid $350 billion.

$350,000,000,000.01!

Sold! to the Skgorrians. You get a million acres surrounding the capital, not including the acreage of the capital itself, for a mere $2,000,301.

As for maps, our ordnance survey are working on one at the moment...

Note that Galation totals some 20,000,000,000 acres.

Drexel Hillsville, have no fear, you have a coastline.

We wish to purchase 3 million more acres. Also, we are sending an extra five million USD has been sent billion in order to have the territory transferred to the Hillian People immediately. Biohazard Military Squads are already on the way to secure the area.

$360 billion for the capital.

[I]The Emperor wishes to know how much land there is left?

There is approx. 1,989,000,000 acres left.

All buyers have had their money recieved and acreages staked out.

I see $360 billion for the capital, do I have any more bids?

Going...

Icovir will once again top that bid to $360,000,000,000.01.

We wish to purchase 1 billion acres. The money shall be wired as soon as it is confirmed.

Signed,
Emperor Jovan Norris

500 billion!

$600 billion.

Emperor Jovan Norris

In addition to our two previous orderes we wish to purchas another 95 million acres. 190 million USD has been wired in order to secure the area for hillian use.

SOLD! To Skgorria for $500 billion dollars, the capital.

Clandonia, Maraque, your money has been received and your areas staked out.

There remains only 989,000,00 acres! Buy now!

OOC: I thought bidding was sold to the highest bidder?

Drexel Hillsville, your $190 million has been recieved and your 95 million acres staked out.

There now remain only 894 million acres! BUY NOW!

OOC: I thought bidding was sold to the highest bidder?

OOC: Yees... but I didn't see your post until I said 'Sold' - post-lag, I'm afraid.

IC: If you like, we can give you ten million acres free in lieu of the capital?

Drexel Hillsville, your $190 million has been recieved and your 95 million acres staked out.

There now remain only 894 million acres! BUY NOW!

The Biohazard Military squads are ready to make landfall. Is the land garunteed to stay in Hillian hands?

Icovir will buy all 894 acres for $894 million.

I'll bid $400 million for additional land

Also, without my horrendous nuclear bombardment, you all wouldn't be getting this land...so quit whining :p

OOC: Yees... but I didn't see your post until I said 'Sold' - post-lag, I'm afraid.

IC: If you like, we can give you ten million acres free in lieu of the capital?

IC:

We were prepared to offer you more than $1 trillion for the capital, but it's fine. We'll buy the 10 million additional acres. $10 million wired.

Emperor Jovan Norris

Hillsville - All purchased land is now the responsibility of the owners. We will not resell land which has been bought, but we take no liability for military takeovers.

Icovir - We can currently only sell you 884 million acres, as we are awaiting a decision by Maraque. We thank you for your custom, and have staked out the last 884 million acres in your name.

Maraque - your money has been recieved, and your land has been staked out.

ALL LAND HAS NOW BEEN SOLD. Thank you for purchasing irradiated Galation Wasteland from Atopian Nuclear Waste Reprocessing!

How many acres are in a square mile?

How many acres are in a square mile?

There are 640 acres to the square mile.

Well, wereas Atopania is an ass that can't take it when she can't win or someone else doesn't play exactly her way, she gets on an immature rampage. Um, none of my land is yours to sell, be-yatch.

There are 640 acres to the square mile.

Are you going to make a map or is that up to us?

Well, wereas Atopania is an ass that can't take it when she can't win or someone else doesn't play exactly her way, she gets on an immature rampage. Um, none of my land is yours to sell, b****.

OC: Hey, 't ain't my fault you got your country obliterated by three nuclear super-powers. :D

As for an actual, picture, map, um, yeh, that's probably up to you. Feel free to pick and choose, but remember that your acreages are in solid blocks where possible. Think of 'em as states or counties within the whole that was Galation.

Well, wereas Atopania is an ass that can't take it when she can't win or someone else doesn't play exactly her way, she gets on an immature rampage. Um, none of my land is yours to sell, be-yatch.

I read the war thread and seeing as they blew you're mainland off the map with their nukes they so have the right to claim it...

If you come back and still act like a noob than try to retake the land that I bought from her. I'll win every time. :upyours:

I read the war thread and seeing as they blew you'r mainland off the map with their nukes they so have the right to claim it...

If you come back and still act like a noob than try to retake the land that I bought from her. I'll win every time. :upyours:

OOC: No.
You cannot sell another player's country without their permission. They have every right to Ignore™ such an action if they so choose. You can't post somebody else's damage, and this is a form of that.

Of course, refusing to accept damage can also earn an Ignore™.

OOC: No.
You cannot sell another player's country without their permission. They have every right to Ignore™ such an action if they so choose. You can't post somebody else's damage, and this is a form of that.

Of course, refusing to accept damage can also earn an Ignore™.

OOC: Oh, of course. This is my Ignore™.

Galation can quite happily carry on as normal, meanwhile, we and all other Galation-Ignorers™ can play on the irradiated wasteland that was Galation. :) Everyone's happy.

OOC: No.
You cannot sell another player's country without their permission. They have every right to Ignore™ such an action if they so choose. You can't post somebody else's damage, and this is a form of that.

Of course, refusing to accept damage can also earn an Ignore™.

From what I've read he has refused to accept the damage...

From what I've read he has refused to accept the damage...

Exactly, exactly. Which is why we're selling and buying what remains of his land. :)

OOC: No.
You cannot sell another player's country without their permission. They have every right to Ignore™ such an action if they so choose. You can't post somebody else's damage, and this is a form of that.

Of course, refusing to accept damage can also earn an Ignore™.

Ya, you can't sell their land.

BUT, Galation shouldn't be able to enter wars and provide $200 million (as he did with Emperor Nero) seeing as his country got owned by my hydrogen bombs (donated from the Scandinvans), Skgorria's Missiles, and Atopania's everything. :D

OOC: Yeah, when I launched missiles at his palace and major city, he acted like it never happened. Not to mention they were laced with sarin... ;)

OOC: Oh, of course. This is my Ignore™.

Galation can quite happily carry on as normal, meanwhile, we and all other Galation-Ignorers™ can play on the irradiated wasteland that was Galation. :) Everyone's happy.

OOC: OK, makes sense. :)
Just so long as you ackmowledge OOC that he has no obligation to accept it himself.

We are willing to offer land reclamation for $1000 per acre. We will introduce genetically tailored radiation absorbing bacteria based on the radiococchus radiodurans bacteria. These bacteria will absorb the radiation then die forming an easily cleanable gray mulch which will sucked up systematically into storage tanks. After the initial gray muck is cleaned we will plant a variety of genetically engineered grass designed to suck up the remaining radioactives into their root systems. These will be systematically removed mulched and processed. This should remediate a large portion of your land to usability within two years. This is a one time offer.

Xu Ming, Ming Commercial House, RFS-- Registered Family Syndicate