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Brettonian Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Official Statement

Our objectives for achieving worldwide peace and order shall be carried out posthaste, before this conflict spills over into other areas from this battle in Western Hataria and elsewhere.

To facilitate this goal, we are presently mobilizing all available Ouroboros units to establish a "safe zone" around the Hatarian colonies of:

Hatarian Cuba
Hatarian Brazil
" " Bouvet Island
" " China
" " Hong Kong
" " Japan

Since the anti-Hatarian forces have already begun fighting in Algeria, our purpose would be void if we were to take action in that theatre.

This is an official brief; more details will follow later through a Ministry of Information statement. That is all.

OOC: This is only out to those involving with Hataria in the current 'electric boogaloo' conflict, not to anyone who might have a force in the above areas in other scenarios. This is why I hate actually using real-life Earth areas in NS... oh well.

Ummm.... what?

Why exactly is this worthy of an ignore?

It seems perfectly legit to me.

There is a war in the Hatarian colonies, the Hatarian colonies are under control of his ally, he mobilises to protect the colonies which his ally controls. Seems simple.

OOC:The colonies are up for grab.

Surely, if the colonies are available then it isn't a problem?

OOC:Bretton is in The Colonies because I Invited him....well, AN did.

OOC:Bretton is in The Colonies because I Invited him....well, AN did.

I didn't invite him in, he did this on his own o.x

OOC: Translyvania: I was unaware combat has begun over Spain; I shall remove that from the list of places I am mobilizing to.

As for the rest, what claim do you have to those areas? That you will move in at some point? Well, that's nice. You could also say you will conquer the Chechen Republic (now an ex-nation 'cause the bastard quit playing without giving me his password, but whatever) from me, but until you actually, umm, do, it means nothing.

From my perspective the Hatarian empire is crumbling like a sand castle, and there's going to be a land grab in order soon. So rather than let you sods fight over the ones which have yet to see any combat, I'm simply going to move in and say "no" to further aggression. If you don't like that, tough.

Your claim is a statement. Mine claim is action. What speaks louder, I wonder?

Brettonian Ministry of Information
Official Release as to the Status of the Former Hatarian Empire

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Propaganda music! (http://malikcarr.googlepages.com/12Z.W.P.A.mp3)

"Mobilization! The Communists have struck again, and the far-flung Hatarian Empire has had its bonds to the homeland shattered and thrown to chaos."

Footage from antiquated films rolls, showing what appears to be a scene from an old Dracula movie -aficionados would recognize it as being one of Christopher Lee's- followed by a group of grubby-looking soldiers charging the camera, machetes raised into the air. Evidently there were meant to represent the Transvylvanian and Dephiran forces, respectively, though many Brettonians would be baffled as to exactly what they were seeing.

"With his rapier wit and military cunning, our Chancellor Donner wasted no time at all! To prevent further Communist contamination, spreading poison and discord among the world, our invincible Ouroboros (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=481690) fleet has taken to the skies again! Today, however, they will not be dropping bombs, but dropping capitalism!"

Several scenes of a small army of Stahlkörper (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=447922) suits being stowed away inside an Ouroboros' hold are shown; careful eyes would catch a handful of ancient Partisan (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=450430) legged tanks waddling aboard as well. A few were showing signs of rust around their joints, owing to disuse. Curiously, not a single Peacemaker (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=444410) was to be seen.

"Today marks the commencement of the largest airborne operation since the Kraven Campaign! Look to the skies, subjects of Hataria, for we have arrived to protect you from the foul tendrils of Communism! We bring peace, property, and freedom!"

A grainy, live, apparently hand-held camera feed showed from what appeared to be an Ouroboros' angle a squadron of other gigantic carriers, painted in Numonican colors, cruising in a holding pattern over Hataria's former Hong Kong colony. Their rear doors were already open when the video began, and a number of small dots, four at a time, began sailing out the back. The camera zoomed in, revealing that each dot was a single Stahlkörper, its limbs curled in on itself in a mock fetal position. A very large container was attached to the back of each; once they cleared the Ouroboros and free-falled for a distance, the top half of the container burst apart, deploying four gigantic, rectangular parachutes, each festooned with a simplified Brettonian coat of arms. Within a few minutes, there were hundreds of parachutes descending towards the ground. The camera cut to another, less grainy feed from the interior of the same Ouroboros, showing dozens upon dozens of Stahlkörper lined up and awaiting their drop operation. Eight sled-like devices on magnetic slings ran to the giant hangar door, designed to propell the Stahlkörper clear of the carrier's huge atmospheric wake. The bulky powered armors stepped up to the sleds, locked their feet into them, and crouched down in preparation for departure. An aircraft crewman quickly scanned the sleds to ensure they were ready to go, then signaled with his neon lightstick to fire them. A warning tone sounded and the crewman ducked as the armored suits sailed past, his coat flapping from the air rushing behind them.

"Hatarians! Fear no longer, for our aegis is upon you! Let us go forward, together, against the Red Menace, and our victory shall be your victory!"

The video feed was overlayed, then obscured entirely by a computer-generated image of a Brettonian flag, flapping slowly in a breeze, as the music ended.

All Over The Former Hatarian Colonies, Flags waved with Joy and People Danced as they would not be The Next Dominion/Dephire Targets. While Spain and Algeria might have fallen, The others would not and with Bretton in Control, The enemies would have to fight for them, that is if they wanted to fight Bretton (Which would be Stupid on The enemies Part. As Bretton will kick their @$$)

The enemy had lost.

OOC: Er, Transylvania, all we agreed on was that the evacuation of the colonies would have started a few weeks before Dephire's initial attack. As you never posted sending forces to any besides Spain and Algeria, that means they arn't there... well, have fun trying to take them from Bretton, anyways.

OOC: Ignored. This FUCKING THREAD is ignore for the use of OOC knowledge in the opening post. This thread is the last time that I’m going to role-play with you, AN or Hat. I told AN that last night because all of this fucking shit is pure bullshit. You are acting worst then Hat did then.



OOC: If that has happen then you can’t move onto those colonies because I will already have people on them. You are a week late. And stop using OOC knowledge in IC post, it is n00bish.

OOC: I have a right to Ignore You Trans, But I am not because he wants you in The RP, The same goes for me and Bretton and Axis Nova

OOC: I used zero OOC knowledge in this post. Unless you're convinced your naval operations into Spain and the growing conflict in Algeria are completely hidden in nature from any prying eyes in the area, everything I've done can be tracked "on the record."

You have no men in the other colonies, unless they're hidden as well, and even if you did, would it not be a use of OOC knowledge for me to not go ahead with my operation? After all, since I can't see your stealth soldiers, to cancel my operation due to these forces I have no IC knowledge about... well, you get the idea.

As to my alleged "god mod" with landing troops in those areas, I see no fault here. It took you three posts to commence a naval operation against Spain, so why should it not take me two to launch an aerial operation? I don't spend billions and billions and billions of my defense budget on the horrendously expensive Ouroboros for fun; they're to move heavy shit from Point A to Point B quickly. I apologize if you didn't read the relevant profiles linked for further information. They are quite long.

So far, all you've got to go on here is some kind of bizarre premise that, since you said you were going to do something, you've already done so, a lot of foul language and baseless accusations, and making fun of me and my technology in the main war OOC thread. They say personal attacks are the last refuge of the losing argument.... oh well.

OOC: You don’t have a right to ignore me, Hat. I have not used OOC knowledge in IC. I have not used WMDs. I have not godmode in the thread. You have no reason to ignore me.

But me, well I have a reason to ignore this thread. The use of OOC knowledge and that this thread is not in the right timeline. Bretton is going with that this thread is with our closed rp, in which is like a week after your forces left. Me and AN agreed on it last night. This thread has Dephire's attack in it, in which is up-to-date with our closed thread. Meaning one thing, I have people on those colonies already.

And Bretton latest post is a huge godmode. You can’t just said in the same post as you launched your airships that they are over Hong Kong.

My person in Spain and the three planes are a week before the attack as me and AN agreed to.

And Bretton, does the Dominion look like a Communist Empire? Hell no!


OOC: Don't yell at Bretton, he wasn't the one who Flamed this Thread, our should I Show you the Posts you did with The F Word.

and as for Communist, do I hear The Anthem of The Soviet Union in The back ground when you Come in?

OOC: Hat: It's not a question of flaming, it's a question of RPing principles. I see a land grab in action that my good ally Axis Nova is taking part in, so I decide to sit on the ones that Transylvania and Dephire haven't already launched attacks on.

Well, since a suspect chat transcript says that these actions apparently took place a week before this thread was made... for whatever sense that makes... then obviously Transylvania and Dephire have a free hand to invade these colonies whenever they so please. Retroactive history, lol.

I've never bought that kind of wankery, and I never will. When someone tries to claim that on me, they, shockingly, seem to do exactly what Transylvania does here. "Your tech sucks, I said this thing was going to happen a week ago and even though I didn't make a post until right now it did, you're a godmodder, OOC knowledge, blah blah blah." The argument's older than your membership on this game, Trans. Give it up.

EDIT: DAMMIT STOP MAKING POSTS WHILE I'M TYPING NEW ONES. Ahem.

So now, you're going to just call me a "n00b" for using plainly apparent information? Oh, hah hah hah. Run along, son.

Official Communication from the Dominion

Oh bloody hell, did you just call me nation a bunch of commies? There is way on called for. Please grow up.

Now, to my main point. What are you doing with the former colonies of the Hataria Empire? I have hear through the grape vine about what you do to your people. Make them into super soldiers or whatever you call them. That is a crime against humanity unless they ask for it.

Now, the Dominion would like you to hand over those colonies to us because we will care for their lives. We will help rebuilt their lands that were destroyed by the Hatarian Empire. We will get them back on their feet and allowed to become nations on their own. Please, hand them over. The former colonies will be safety in my hands, they will get to see a life that they did not see under the control of the Hatarian Empire. The colonies will be temporary colonies of the Dominion and nothing more.

Later on, the colonies will offered a change to join the Dominion Commonwealth and stay under the Dominion’s protection shield. In the Dominion Commonwealth, he defeat each other and we are like brothers.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth.

Brettonian Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Official Response

We unilaterally reject your backhanded offer. We have brought something to the former Hatarian overseas assets that you and your Bolshevik ilk would seek to destroy: law, order, peace, and property. Without firing a single shot, these beleagured colonies have been saved from oppression and socialist ideology.

Once your war of aggression and conquest against Hataria and our good friends in Axis Nova has ended with defeat, these foreign assets will be returned to their rightful Hatarian control.

Brettonia has no intentions of spreading war and chaos to other parts of the globe, as your militaries have. We will not fight unless forced to do so. If it is your intent to turn these colonies into battlefields, we will fulfill our duties to their citizens and respond in kind. If you do, in fact, "care for their lives" as you state, and are not a forked-tongue Marxist scum, as you also state, you will do what is right and keep your knives of war in places where they belong, in the combat theatres you have already opened.

At this time, we must assume you intend to project belligerence. Our initial operation consisted entirely of an airborne operation; however, as further deterrance is now necessary, we are dispatching nuclear-capable bomber (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=452252) wings to the "safe zones" we have stated earlier. We deeply hope we will not have to use them.

Greetings from the Republic of Ackistan!

My government is curious why Transylvania and Bretton think they are uniquely qualified to assist these abandoned territories?

If you subjugate these territories, will you tax them into poverty like you do your own people?

Best wishes,
Angelina Whittaker
Secretary of State

Official Communication from the Dominion

Oh my, does the Dominion look like a communist nation? The answer is no. So please grow up and stop calling us commies. Please grow up.

I want to ask you something, do you know the reasons for the war with Hataria? They had three random nuclear tests that killed people that were not part of any of their lands. That is a war crime without a war.

I’m not a “forked-tongue Marxist scum” or any of my people. That is uncalled for. Only bullies and fools call for the name calling like that. Are you a bully? Because that is how it looks to me.

I would have wanted to all of this to be the peace way. The hand over of the colonies, in which I have not been sending large fleets to take over. Anybody can see that. All I want is for the leaders and the ones that ordered those cowardly random nuclear test to hand themselves over. Plus, that the people of the colonies are treated fairly and not forced to join in armies of the Hataria Empire like they have been in the past. Any war the Hatarian Empire started, they forced the people of their colonies to join their army. They forced the young men in army and not allowed them to go to school.

I want this to be peaceful, but the first attack was not under my control.

Please, allow a Dominionite to travel to those former colonies and talk with the leaders of them. You have no claim over those colonies as I have no claim over those colonies. The people would be in better shape in the hands of the Dominion then your hands because all you will do is mess with their DNA and turn them into super soldiers for your army.

And please, cut out the commie talk and everything. It is childish.

And the Hatarian Empire left those colonies, so they forfeited their claim on those lands by doing that.

The colonies would be better in our hands because you just threaten to send in nuclear-capable bombers into those area. At else, the Dominion does not threaten to use NBC weapons on people.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth.


Official Communication from the Dominion to Ackistan

The Dominion wants what is best for the people of those colonies. I have got word from the helicopters that flew above a city in Spain that the Hatarian forces destroyed things that could have been used to get out message to the world. The Hatarian left the people to die.

And sorry to burst your bubble, Miss Whittaker, but the Dominion does not tax our people into poverty. Where did you hear that from?

And I would like to point this out to the wonderful people of Ackistan about the Brettonian Armed Fortress State.

Brettonian leaders see their people as assets which may be exploited, but should not be abused.

Conversely, criminals, especially pro-"real democracy" supporters are variously interred in "re-education facilities" or sold as labor slaves to private companies.

And that is from their government’s website. I think all of that should come in play.

And about their Children of the Future Policy. The following comes from their website again.

Female Brettonian citizens undergo extensive screening processes during the various stages of pregnancy, keeping a sharp eye out for defects in the fetus. Should a flaw be detected, the fetus is aborted.

They force a woman to aborted her child because it has weakness. That is just cruel and wrong.

I’m afraid to know what they are going to do to the people of the former colonies of the Hatarian Empire.

Here is the link (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Bretton) to their government website, if you want to double check anything.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth.

OOC: I’m using your pages as your government pages because well it fits as a good government web site.

Brettonian Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Official Response

Nay, Ackistan, there shall be no subjugation in these regions. Upon cessation of hostilities, they shall be returned to their proper owner with all due haste, and if the powers that be are willing, completely intact.

OOC: Going to say anything from my last message to you?

Brettonian Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Official Response

Nay, Ackistan, there shall be no subjugation in these regions. Upon cessation of hostilities, they shall be returned to their proper owner with all due haste, and if the powers that be are willing, completely intact.


We are pleased to hear you do not plan to subjugate these people, but we wish to know who you consider to be the "proper owner" of these colonies. Will these territories be allowed to govern themselves or are you giving them back to Hataria? The Hatarian government ransacked these colonies as they were leaving. I doubt they will be welcome should they return.

OOC: I’m still waiting. :p Anybody out there?

Official Response to Dominion Communiqué

Count JWolf,

In regards to Bretton, you are preaching to the choir. My government agrees they are not a good candidate to govern Hataria's former territories. However, we are waiting for Bretton to elaborate on their plans before forming an official position. If Bretton intends to allow the colonies to govern themselves, we will endorse their plans. Should Bretton decide to subjugate the colonies or return them to Hataria, we would be against that.

Angelina Whittaker
Secretary of State

Official Communication from the Dominion to Ackistan

I see your point, Miss or Mrs. Whittaker. The Dominion only wants what is good for those people. To the world, I, myself, am classified as an unholy, evil monster, which is all not true. I’m wait for the word of the leader of Bretton, too.

From whatever he says, I will do one thing. I’m going to send somebody to meet with the Cubans and to meet with the Bretton. Both will be in civilian planes and civilians.

We will see what those people do about that.

Good luck.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth.

OOC:
Can someone kindly just sum all of this up and send it to me through TG?

Brettonian Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Official Response

Ackistan:

While your concerns are touching, you may rest assured that no harm will come to the Hatarian citizens of these colonial holdings. Our regional forces are a deterrance, not an occupation: upon cessation of hostilities, when the threat of invasion from aggressor nations is no longer a possibility, we will return power to the proper Hatarian authorities and vacate the area.

If Hataria wishes to retain control of these colonies, that is their perogative alone. Since colonialism seems to "burn your bacon" as the case may be, why not take it up with the Hatarian ministry? Perhaps you may negotiate something then.

To be perfectly honest, these regions have little natural resources we desire, and from our preliminary observations their gene pool is surprisingly poor. Further investigation is necessary. However, given the relatively small size of many of them and the remoteness of more, current projections do not show a sustained Brettonian presence beyond the end of the currnet conflict. Infact, at present we are running cost-analysis of retrieving our antique A4 Partisan (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=450430) legged tanks air-dropped to these theatres; if it proves more expensive than their current liquidation value, they will be struck from our inventory and abandoned to the local Hatarian officials, or in the case of a permanent Hatarian withdrawl, whatever local governments may be created.

We hope this satisfies your inquiry.

Transylvania:

At this point we are prepared to reconsider your Socialist classification, giving your actions up until now. As for your delegation, negotiators, teamsters or whatever it is you are sending, we will not take hostile action against them, and we may even hear your argument in person. However, your government should not expect a change in our current objectives for this current operation.

OOC: Dephire: Read it yourself, you lazy such-and-such! I didn't type all of this stuff so you could get a two-paragraph Reader's Digest version. x_o

Official Communication from the Dominion

I thank you for your word that my people will not be harmed as they enter in those colonies of the former Hatarian Empire. I will be offer the same thing that is being offered to the people of Spain and to the people of Algeria to each of those former colonies.

The Dominion has clean track record. We have never forced our people to do anything that they did not want to do. Like the Hatarian Empire has done in the past after they started a war, they forced people to join their armies.

They brought war to these people, I’m bring peace to them. I’m bring a brighter future to those people.

And I ask this, if the colonies want what I offer. Well you allow them to do it? Meaning will you back your forces out of said former colony.

A plane should be in the air in a few hours, heading towards Cuba. It will be carrying civilians.

Thank you for your time.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth.

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A few hours later, a lone white private Lear jet entered the air and moved on course toward Cuba. The Dominion is doing this the peaceful way, the Hatarian Empire wants to fight. Or their leaders do.

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Close to six hours later, the Lear jet was nearing Cuba. The men aboard were ready for anything. Would the people from Bretton stay with the deal and not attack them? Or would the plane be shot down?

As the Lear jet moved into the edge of Cuba’s airspace, a message was radioed ahead to the Bretton forces. “This is the Dominion plane, we are here for peace. We hope you keep your side of the deal. We are heading towards Havana”