NationStates Jolt Archive

We The Natiin Of Logicthink are currently selling a highly powerful space colony we built on mars to the highest bidder. It has two thousand exahertz microwave/anti grav shielding and millions of personal and full scale Laser weapons stashed all over it. We will provide immediate trnasportation of an entire country to this station and they will reside their with the ability to shoot down anything that goes beyond Earths atmosphere. Please be advised however that the region you're in MUST become OURS and that you will be given full control of the space station.

Heck, we don't need it. We have developed far better gear in our spare time. So let the bidding begin!

$5

$500

Fifty disabled would be welfare recievers!

$5,000.

A soild gold unicorn.

I already claim Mars, stop claimpling my territory!!! :mad:


(OOC: lol 1010102)

sorry... minimum bid is YOUR region, it's password, A FREE COUNTRY (this adds bonus points to our image of you) and 16,000,000,000,000,000 anticensoras our currency. In return you will get control of the mars space station region and the founding country (this is the inhabitants of the space station)

Please think wisely or you will be vaporized.

I will give you a Greater Knarloc and two Bloodthirsters as well as a Pikachu for your colony.

I will give you a Greater Knarloc and two Bloodthirsters as well as a Pikachu for your colony.

Hey! I want my Bloodthirsters back!

...you can do whatever the hell you want with the Pikachu.

Hey! I want my Bloodthirsters back!

...you can do whatever the hell you want with the Pikachu.

Im touched! You have my quote in your signuature lol!

Im touched! You have my quote in your signuature lol!

:D

ooh tough competition. Better up it to Wanderjar's mom.

sorry... minimum bid is YOUR region, it's password, A FREE COUNTRY (this adds bonus points to our image of you) and 16,000,000,000,000,000 anticensoras our currency. In return you will get control of the mars space station region and the founding country (this is the inhabitants of the space station)

Please think wisely or you will be vaporized.

you could just make your own region. and we probably could just move into the region when we want any way.

ooh tough competition. Better up it to Wanderjar's mom.

...Sure, why not. ;)



Seriously though, do I not have the military power to just....you know...take this station myself through force? And yes, I can restrain from causing too much collateral damage (It is true you know 1010102!!!)


Besides, the Tri Party Alliance will benefit, as will the Lords of Chaos, and the Galactic Empire.

I think I'll just seize it myself. All in favor of me doing this, say "aye" ("eye" is fine too, just a bit peculiar...)

sorry... minimum bid is YOUR region, it's password, A FREE COUNTRY (this adds bonus points to our image of you) and 16,000,000,000,000,000 anticensoras our currency. In return you will get control of the mars space station region and the founding country (this is the inhabitants of the space station)

Please think wisely or you will be vaporized.

Ok Ok i will give you a Necron Monolith AND a Mewtwo, ok?

Ok Ok i will give you a Necron Monolith AND a Mewtwo, ok?

Aww, you quoted me too! :fluffle:


And man, that is a tempting offer dude. A Monolith AND A Mewtwo....I couldn't imagine passing that up!

...Sure, why not. ;)



Seriously though, do I not have the military power to just....you know...take this station myself through force? And yes, I can restrain from causing too much collateral damage (It is true you know 1010102!!!)


Besides, the Tri Party Alliance will benefit, as will the Lords of Chaos, and the Galactic Empire.

I think I'll just seize it myself. All in favor of me doing this, say "aye" ("eye" is fine too, just a bit peculiar...)

I order you to not do that.



unless you assure me that you have lots of collateral damage.

Aww, you quoted me too! :fluffle:


And man, that is a tempting offer dude. A Monolith AND A Mewtwo....I couldn't imagine passing that up!

I can see it now...in the future there is only...Pokemon...

WH40K: Gotta Catch'em All

I order you to not do that.



unless you assure me that you have lots of collateral damage.

Oh alright. I guess I can destroy the station (Even though I'd rather keep it as intact as hundreds of Chaos Space Marines rampaging through can keep it....)

Oh alright. I guess I can destroy the station (Even though I'd rather keep it as intact as hundreds of Chaos Space Marines rampaging through can keep it....)

which is equvilant to thousands of bulls in a china shop :)

I can see it now...in the future there is only...Pokemon...

WH40K: Gotta Catch'em All

Must....fight...urge....to....sig!

Must....fight...urge....to....sig!

Do it for Khorne. he's cool. Not Tzzech...he's weird...and Slannesh is a hornball...

I will gladly offer you an activated 10 gigaton gravity wave bomb if you lower the shields.

Oh alright. I guess I can destroy the station (Even though I'd rather keep it as intact as hundreds of Chaos Space Marines rampaging through can keep it....)

i can do this to it with a fleet
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Exterminatus.jpg

Oh alright. I guess I can destroy the station (Even though I'd rather keep it as intact as hundreds of Chaos Space Marines rampaging through can keep it....)

and besides kinda out of the way of the main TPA territory. like several hundreds of thousannds of light years, if not millions. and the fact that we can make our own fortress world.

I'll offer a golden bull and a solid platnium china shop.

and besides kinda out of the way of the main TPA territory. like several hundreds of thousannds of light years, if not millions. and the fact that we can make our own fortress world.

True, very true. Oh well. I still have my 56 Million man Clone Army!! Yay!


Which can be instantly remade! Yay for Galactic Empire cloning facilities! Yay!

:fluffle:



*prays to God this is a women*

*looks at everyone in the thread*

What?

I can dream, can't I?

:)

*prays to God this is a women*

*looks at everyone in the thread*

What?

I can dream, can't I?

:)

Sorry to harm your dream, but I'm a man. :(

Sorry to harm your dream, but I'm a man. :(

*insert random vulgar explitive*

I wish I had the power to kill a yak...200 yards away...thats telekinesis man!!