NationStates Jolt Archive

My nation is being considered as I type this for inclusion in the U.N. However, our economy NEEDS something to chew out. And since we HATE picking on video games we've decided to seize the InterNational Parents Television Association as well as Microsoft. We are already butchering the defenders of the M$ facility in Cheapotoka Logicthink and are hawking off the IPTA's massive supplies of television monitoring servers for use in our NEW versiono f the internet called 'logicnet'

But we need YOUR cooperation in handing over control of the rest of the IPTA and Microsoft to us. We are willing to offer 500,000,000,000 anticensoras to any nation that turns over all workers, afifliates, sellers, programmers, censors, exucitves, or workers as WELL as all facility documents and electronic equipment.
This along with a 'captives' from the IPTA and Microsoft. We could very well use their assets and wish to
acquire them all.

BONUS!. If you catch bill gates or the chief concernedpriest of the IPTA and ship him to us dead or alive (preferably alive) we'll pay you 6,000,000 anticensoras whether you be an entire country, a company, or just a bored bounty hunter who saw bill gates.

We hope you accept this offer.

If you would like to do so then please telegram the country of logicthink after you have completed these 'objectives' .

P.S. We also have captured Osama Bin laden as he launched an attack on a countryside town. If anyone wants his head or any part of his body (1 limb per customer) we are offering it encased in museum qaulity rubberized silicon preserves and in exchange we require that buyers provide us with a DNA computer as well as five tohusand qauntum proccesors for use in hell knows what.

Sincrely,
The Nation Of Logicthink

The Triumvirate Council of the Revolutionary Government of the Glorious Republic of Leafanistan

We hearby condemn this act of buchery and demand the immediate release of the oversight group IPTA, and the release of those that remain of Microsoft.

We are appalled by the acts of terror these communists can go to, to have their freedom, by supressing someone elses. And they also need to seize a private corporation for their own needs.

We give you a 96 hour deadline to comply with our demands and pay millions in reperations or we shall do something not nice.

[END]

(Leans back on Chiar and seconds it.)

((OOC: I am really tempted to make some witty remark about taking Osama's schlong, but I think I'll pass.))

((OOC: I am really tempted to make some witty remark about taking Osama's schlong, but I think I'll pass.))

OOC:

.........I wanna hear it. Message it to me dammit!

((OOC: I am really tempted to make some witty remark about taking Osama's schlong, but I think I'll pass.))

OOC:

.........I wanna hear it. Message it to me dammit!


IC:


Emperor Baker wrote, "We have Bill Gates, wire us the money, we'll send you him." With that, he pressed the send button.

"Sir?" Asked Admiral Reinhardt. "We don't actually have him."

"Oh I know that," He grinned. "But they don't!" They both laughed hysterically, hoping that Wanderjar would be $6,000,000 dollars richer.

((OOC: I am really tempted to make some witty remark about taking Osama's schlong, but I think I'll pass.))

OOC:

.........I wanna hear it. Message it to me dammit!


IC:


Emperor Baker wrote, "We have Bill Gates, wire us the money, we'll send you him." With that, he pressed the send button.

"Sir?" Asked Admiral Reinhardt. "We don't actually have him."

"Oh I know that," He grinned. "But they don't!" They both laughed hysterically, hoping that Wanderjar would be $6,000,000 dollars richer.

OOC: All in favor of launching conventional ballistic missiles at his various government buildings say "Aye".

OOC: All in favor of launching conventional ballistic missiles at his various government buildings say "Aye".

Secret IC:

If we do, can I have him as a colony?! PLEASE?!?!

Secret IC:

If we do, can I have him as a colony?! PLEASE?!?!

Encrypted Reply

Alright, we'll provide fire support, you can physically invade him.

[END]

to the bat mobile!

Can i have his population. they will be sent to the happy time lemonade gentic expermentation lab.

OOC: All in favor of launching conventional ballistic missiles at his various government buildings say "Aye".

no i what to do this
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Exterminatus.jpg

Can i have his population. they will be sent to the happy time lemonade gentic expermentation lab.

Naww...I need it for my race. They need dead bodies in which to assemble and create more of my race ;)

The time for reasoning had ended, it was now time to attack.

Boomers were only used once in Leafanistan's history, and this would be a second time. They opened up, and 15 ballistic missiles flew out. Each loaded with a chemical warhead. They were aimed at the 15 largest cities and military bases.

They flew toward their targets. Engaged their parachutes and emitted their chemicals. But instead of caustic mustard gas, or paralyzing nerve gas, another thing appeared. It was slightly pinkish, and drove everyone into fits of wild sex that would go unabated for 36 hours, and finally wear off and let the user regain full control of their bodies after 48 hours.

Years later, the founder of Girls Gone Wild LogicThink would recall, from his gold encrusted chair on his expensive silver cruise liner, the moment his career hit its zenith was on that day. Every year he held a massive party in honor of the Leafanistanis.

Occ: Roflmao.

The time for reasoning had ended, it was now time to attack.

Boomers were only used once in Leafanistan's history, and this would be a second time. They opened up, and 15 ballistic missiles flew out. Each loaded with a chemical warhead. They were aimed at the 15 largest cities and military bases.

They flew toward their targets. Engaged their parachutes and emitted their chemicals. But instead of caustic mustard gas, or paralyzing nerve gas, another thing appeared. It was slightly pinkish, and drove everyone into fits of wild sex that would go unabated for 36 hours, and finally wear off and let the user regain full control of their bodies after 48 hours.

Years later, the founder of Girls Gone Wild LogicThink would recall, from his gold encrusted chair on his expensive silver cruise liner, the moment his career hit its zenith was on that day. Every year he held a massive party in honor of the Leafanistanis.

dam i was going to say ill take all the females

I am rather surprised at the ease which you raided Microsoft. Microsoft is known for its microthugs, overly muscled geeks with pocket protectors hammers and glasses. It has been known on more than one occassion to kill users of free Penguin operating systems.