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[attn all] Prince William makes an important announcement to the world

Wilhelmsborough
05-11-2006, 23:41
Official Transmission from the Government of the Principality of Wilhelmsborough


The Principality of Wilhelmsborough

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Take not thy Thunder from us, but take away our Pride


*Begin Transmission*

Good evening, everyone.

Very few of you out there know, much less care, who I am. That’s fine with me; you have better things to do with your time.

However, if you know one thing about me, let it be this: I believe that a nation should never be dependent on foreign countries for essential goods and services.

Since I became leader of the Principality of Wilhelmsborough, I have worked hard to loosen my country’s dependence on foreign nations and corporations. I find that a nation’s actions are strangled when foreign entities are capable of disrupting its basic day to day functions when they don’t like what they say or do.

The best example of this that I can think of, took place in 1973, when the Organization of Arab Petroleum Exporting Countries placed an embargo on oil exports to the former United States of America because they supported Israel during the Yom Kippur War. In just one year, a group of third-word nations were able to cause economic disruption in the most powerful nation on Earth. It was shocking because Americans thought it improbable that anyone, short of the Soviets, could cause any significant problems in their lives.

The thought of such a scenario unfolding in the Principality sickens and disgusts me. It calls into question the legitimacy of a nation’s power. If a country of great economic power can be brought down with a mere disruption in trade, then are they truly a great power in the world?

The answer to that question is no. That country will only remain prosperous and powerful if it remains on the good side of those whom it trades with. But make a wrong move, and bad things happen. Vehicles don’t move, people don’t get fed, and economy as a whole suffers. This is a great way for a country to get what it wants without resorting to war.

And so, I, Prince William, embarked on a mission to make Wilhelmsborough a more self-sufficient nation. Under my doctrine of Socialist-Mercantilism, my government has steered industries towards benefiting the nation as a whole, as well as working to reduce imports, and increase exports.

Unfortunately, despite our best efforts, we will never completely achieve our goals. The Principality will always depend on the world for some sort of good or service. We rely heavily on the Pudite Military Arms Storefront for military vehicles, and naval warships, as well as Phoenix Dynamix for our combat airships. To ask for complete and total self-sufficiency is unrealistic, and I understand that.

However, I can say that we have taken a major a step in the direction of complete self-reliance. And it is that step which is why I’m speaking to you all today.

Leaders and Citizens of the world, it is a privilege to announce that the Principality of Wilhelmsborough has completely severed its dependence on petrolium oil.

You heard this correctly. Wilhelmsborough has completely abandoned the use of fossil-based fuels in our vehicles and jets. From this moment onward, all of our cars and trucks, our ship and planes, our construction and farm equipment, will be powered by hempseed oil.

This moment has been seven years in the making. When my Ministers of Agriculture and the Interior came to me with a plan for the cultivation of hemp, I admit that I was rather shocked at their bold request. But when, I started reading into the properties and uses of hemp, I became convinced that there was something to this plant that had been painfully overlooked by the rest of the world.

And so, I approved the request for the cultivation of the hemp plant. And with that, a whirlwind of events took place. New markets sprung up to feed the demand for hemp-based foods and nutrients, which are beneficial to human health. Deforestation slowed down as the paper industry switched from wood pulp to hemp fiber, which is stronger and has a shelf life of hundreds of years. There’s even a growing market in the field of hemp cosmetics!

By legalizing hemp production, we have saved an incredible amount of time, money, resources, and water. Especially water. In these seven years, thousands and thousands of gallons of water have been saved, due to the replacement of cotton with hemp. I mean, honestly people, one hundred gallons of water to produce a single cotton t-shirt? We should have gotten rid of this crap years ago!

Which brings me to oil.

Petroleum is not something that you can find in your backyard. Large quantities only exist in certain places around the world. And because there are so many nations that want something that only a few nations are capable of providing, these places have the power to dictate the actions of larger, more powerful countries if they do not like the actions that they are taking.

As long as the nations of the world continue to depend on Middle Eastern and South American countries for their fuel supplies, then they will forever be held hostage to these nation’s interests. That is the reason why the Principality switched to hempseed oil: to have greater control over how it conducts its affairs in this world.

Unlike petroleum, hempseed oil is a completely renewable and versatile source of power. It can be grown anywhere, even in one’s backyard, with little relatively little time or effort. In fact, the Principality encourages businesses and corporations to grow hemp on their properties, and offers a tax break to those that do so.

In the Crimean Peninsula and our overseas territories, we have vast fields dedicated to the production of the hemp crop. With our current levels of production, we are able to generate 300 gallons of hempseed oil per acre of land. However, with improved strains and genetic modifications, we could achieve an even greater yield.

The hempseeds are harvested for their oil, while the stem of the plant is used for its powerful fibers in the production of paper, cloth, and building materials, just to name a few. There are over 25,000 different uses for hemp fiber and hempseed oil, and we look forward, in the coming years, to exploring each and every one of them.

The fact remains however, that Wilhelmsborough is now closed to the foreign oil market. No longer will we trade with nations for our fuel, only to find it cut off in times of war, because some corporation doesn’t like the way we conduct ourselves. Production of hempseed oil shall be done exclusively within the Principality, and its territories around the world. If there is a need for petrol that hemp cannot fulfill, such as production of nylon, then we can fulfill those ourselves with the few domestic oil wells within the Principality.

But now, right now, the Principality is pushing towards the future faster than ever before. I believe that we might possibly realize what most nations strive for: A healthy citizenry, a sound economy, and a flourishing environment. I think that hemp can help us along the way.

Thank you all for your attention. Good night and May God take away our pride.


*End Transmission*
Wilhelmsborough
06-11-2006, 03:43
*bump
Grace Academy
06-11-2006, 03:53
OOC: I think this is the kind of things people just look at, shrug and go "ok" and walk on ;)

Hey want to be the border nation on my holloween thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11907749&posted=1#post11907749)?
Gente Del Agua
06-11-2006, 03:57
OOC: ^^ Lol I agree
Wilhelmsborough
06-11-2006, 04:01
OOC: I think this is the kind of things people just look at, shrug and go "ok" and walk on ;)



OOC: I disagree. What about the foreign nations and corporations that stand to lose money from the loss of the Wilhelmsborough oil market?
Grace Academy
06-11-2006, 04:04
OOC: I disagree. What about the foreign nations and corporations that stand to lose money from the loss of the Wilhelmsborough oil market?

Did you actually make corporate alliancesin other threads, if you didn't then no one would post.
Kurona
06-11-2006, 04:16
The Principality of Kurona


Well I suppose congradulations are in order for becoming self reliant. Kurona has been a tad like that for being in isolation for so long. And we do feel fortunate enough to not be overly dependant on petrolium and oil, as Kurona has no cars and power plants. Lanterns however are another story, because that is the ultimate source of light. Please tell, does Hempseed Oil burn well and cleanly?"


Coordially,
Princess Tomoyo Mikanu
Wilhelmsborough
06-11-2006, 04:44
The Principality of Kurona


Well I suppose congradulations are in order for becoming self reliant. Kurona has been a tad like that for being in isolation for so long. And we do feel fortunate enough to not be overly dependant on petrolium and oil, as Kurona has no cars and power plants. Lanterns however are another story, because that is the ultimate source of light. Please tell, does Hempseed Oil burn well and cleanly?"


Coordially,
Princess Tomoyo Mikanu

From: Prince William Kennedy, Wilhelmsborough
To: Princess Tomoya Mikanu, Kurona

Thank you for your interest in our energy conversion. To answer your question, yes! Hempseed Oil is a very clean source of energy. The carbon dioxide within the oil actually comes from the atmosphere and is extracted by the hemp plant as it grows. Therefore, burning it will not cause a net increase in the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.
Kurona
06-11-2006, 04:46
That is very good to hear, thank you.

Tomoyo
Hataria
06-11-2006, 04:53
The Hatarians thought what Wilhelmsborough was doing was funny and made jokes about it, one Late Night Show Bon Bon Bob had something on about it.

Bon Bon Bob

Somewhere in Wihelmsborough.

On The Border of Wihelmsborough We see a Sign that says Welcume to Willhempborg (Note that The Sign is Totaly Missspelled.) two Border Gaurds were dressed like Hippies.

"Dude! This Weed is like.....you know....Cool and......wow, Colors!" The First Border Gaurd said, All the While The Two aren't Gaurding The Border as a Angelic Freedom Terrorist crosses.

"Wow, I never Knew Weed are so Cool, like........wow" The Second Gaurd said as he Smoked a Joint and as some Iraqi Civilains dressed in Rags crossed The Border.

"I think that our Great Prince...Prince.....whats his name is Cool for letting use Weed as Oil." The First Gaurd said, while his Friend passed The Joint to First, and a Transylvanian Spy Crossed into Wihelmsborough.

"Dude, like lets get some More Weed." Second said, as a Kraven Capital Poilceman came over The border. "Like Wow, you are Smart!" First said as a Chimp waveing The Flag of Kenya crossed the Border.

The Two Drug High Border Gaurds soon gonre to their Dealer, Who was the General as the Entire Automagfreekish Army started Crossing The Border.

The End

This Part of the Show got High rateings and became famious in all Hataria.

OOC: This isn't a Flame, this is what the Hatarians Think of The idea of useing Hempseed Oil for fuel.
Wilhelmsborough
06-11-2006, 05:31
The Hatarians thought what Wilhelmsborough was doing was funny and made jokes about it, one Late Night Show Bon Bon Bob had something on about it.

Bon Bon Bob

Somewhere in Wihelmsborough.

On The Border of Wihelmsborough We see a Sign that says Welcume to Willhempborg (Note that The Sign is Totaly Missspelled.) two Border Gaurds were dressed like Hippies.

"Dude! This Weed is like.....you know....Cool and......wow, Colors!" The First Border Gaurd said, All the While The Two aren't Gaurding The Border as a Angelic Freedom Terrorist crosses.

"Wow, I never Knew Weed are so Cool, like........wow" The Second Gaurd said as he Smoked a Joint and as some Iraqi Civilains dressed in Rags crossed The Border.

"I think that our Great Prince...Prince.....whats his name is Cool for letting use Weed as Oil." The First Gaurd said, while his Friend passed The Joint to First, and a Transylvanian Spy Crossed into Wihelmsborough.

"Dude, like lets get some More Weed." Second said, as a Kraven Capital Poilceman came over The border. "Like Wow, you are Smart!" First said as a Chimp waveing The Flag of Kenya crossed the Border.

The Two Drug High Border Gaurds soon gonre to their Dealer, Who was the General as the Entire Automagfreekish Army started Crossing The Border.

The End

This Part of the Show got High rateings and became famious in all Hataria.

OOC: This isn't a Flame, this is what the Hatarians Think of The idea of useing Hempseed Oil for fuel.

OOC: Well, such opinions are to be expected.

IC:

Prince William raised an eyebrow as he watched the tape of the Hatarian late night program, depicting a pair of stoned border patrol guards neglecting their duties as soldiers from the world's more vile nations crossed into the Principality.

The Prince laughed. "Looks like the druggie jokes have started earlier than expected!"

He thought for a second, then reached for a pen and paper.

"Leave it to me to explain the difference between hemp and cannabis!" he remarked as he started to write.

Official Message from the Government of the Principality of Wilhelmsborough

In the time since my previous announcement of Wilhelmsborough's conversion from petroleum to hempseed oil, I've noticed that serveral nations, which shall go unnamed, have been ridiculing the Principality, casting it as a nation of drug users.

I suppose that such a juvenial response is to be expected from those who consider themselves comedians. However, my country still has to consider its reputation. After all, would an international corporation set up shop in my country if they believed that Wilhelmsborough was a nation of stoned slackers? I would think not.

When my Minister of Agriculture and Minister of the Interior came to me seven years ago with their proposal for the legalization of hemp production, I approved it on condition that recreational drug use involving the plant would remain illegal.

The species that we cultivate, Cannabis sativa, also known as Industrial Hemp, has far fewer quantities of THC than Cannabis indica, Cannabis rasta, and Cannabis ruderalis which are used for drug usage. Principality scientists have also been instrumental in working to further reduce the THC levels in our crops.

I can assure the world, that Wilhelmsborough's industrial hemp is not to be smoked. Those attempting to get high will be greatly disappointed.

Furthermore, I feel that it is necessary to mention that anyone caught stealing our crops will be subject to a $50,000 dollar fine and/or 5 years in a medium security prison. These crops are on government property, and we don't like it when people trespass on our property.

*End Transmission*
South Lizasauria
06-11-2006, 06:30
IC:
After the South Lizasaurian media got word on Wilhelmsborough they made political comics on it.

Other countries were prtrayed as druggies "addicted to oil" while a guy walks up and says "having trouble quitting? try some Wilhlmsborough patches" ;) South Lizasauria was as usual portrayed as the moralistic British snob pointing at them laughing.

However laer on that day the pervasive police marched in and banned the comic in fear of getting on Wilhelmsborough's "to-nuke" list.
Wilhelmsborough
06-11-2006, 16:11
The Principality would like to assure the government of South Lizasauria that Wilhelmsborough does not have a "to-nuke" list of countries that we intend to destroy.

However, should we ever create one, we promise that South Lizasauria will be the first to know.
Hotdogs2
06-11-2006, 16:45
The President, whilst talking to the PM of Kanami on the phone was checking on his PC for information he had been asked about. A pop-up apeared [spelling] from one of his computer administrators on the internal messaging system stating "Wilhelmsborough grows weed as fuel" with a link to the Hotdogian online paper reporting it.

"ROFLMAO" came the prompt repply. "To be expected from those nuts!".

This information was, of course, immediatly wiped from existance but it still subsided in the mind of that lone computer administrator...