Oslea
05-11-2006, 01:05
O-Corp Inc
*As seen on TV*
Endorsed by the Oslean Hockey League, Oslean Military, Oslean Olympic Committee
O-Corp is a government funded company.
Welcome to O-Corp Inc.'s first international storefront!
Updates:
11/4/06 Storefront Launched!
11/5/06 New Products Added
Keep your people and soldiers happy and in tip-top shape with our products!
About O-Corp:O-Corp started as a mom-and-pop business in 1972 selling cookies and homemade drinks in the small town of Victoria. When unexpectedly our drinks increased mental and physical alertness, the Oslean military contacted us to supply the army with their energy drinks. Since then, we've expanded our operations, and over 20 million people in Oslea buy our products every day!
Our Mission:Our mission is to make the world better with our products, and to make a significant, positive impact on people's everyday lives.
Rules:
Please do your own math.
Nations currently at war with Oslea will not be sold products.
List of non-offensive products currently available for export outside Oslea:
Shock energy drink
Aunt Jen's Frozen Foods
Lighters
Burst chewing gum
Noise Maker/mp3/sound recorder
Explosive Lockpick
List of offensive products currently available for export outside Oslea
Molotov Cocktail
Throwing Stars
Wrist Blades
Shock energy drink:
Shock is the very product that the Oslean military requested. Our first product, this is our best-selling one. Shock has a mix of various ingedients such as caffiene, water, sucrose and glucose, real fruit juice, and sodium and potassium salts to help replenish your soldier's thirst and energy! Available in strawberry, blueberry, fruit punch, and orange.
Price: $2, 1 liter bottle
$4, 3 liter bottle
Aunt Jen's Frozen Foods (modified for military use)
Aunt Jen's frozen foods fulfill your soldier's hunger! Packed with calories and carbohydrates to keep your soldiers going! We have many varieties available for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! The food can keep for up to 2 days when uinfrozen, so you don't need a freezer to keep it from going bad when going on military operations. The meals can be cooked on fires.
Breakfast varieties:
1) 2 Waffles, 3 sausages, hash browns, scrambled eggs, watermelon slice
2) 2 english muffins, sausages, scrambled eggs, watermelon slice
Lunch:
1) 1/2 pound burger and fries, with tomato and lettuce, a brownie
2) Grilled cheese sandwich, tomato soup, chicken drumstick, chocolate cake
Dinner:
1) Lasagna, minestrone soup, caesar salad, carrot cake
2) Deluxe pizza slice, crab and corn soup, a brownie
Price: $3 a meal
Lighter
Just a normal lighter to light fire with. Light wood on fire to cook your food!
Price: $1
Burst chewing gum:
On patrol duty? Bored much? Burst is for you. Burst chewing gum has a thick fruit juice center that bursts into your mouth when you bite it. Burst's flavour is specially made to last a long time, for those long, uneventful patrols. Available in mint, strawberry, chrrey, strawberry kiwi, original bubble gum, and orange.
Price: $1 for pack of 8
$2 for military-size pack of 24 (great value!)
Noise Maker/mp3:
The favoured product of Oslean pranksters! We realized that this product would be great for special forces, to distract enemies away with the noises it makes! We've also managed to implement an mp3 player (for boring patrols) and a high-quality sound recorder in it, and for military orders, it comes in a hardened metal shell for increased durability. Currently it has a storage capability of 1 GB.
Noises it makes:
Explosion
Dog Barking
Gunshot
Automatic rifle gunshots
Fart
Whistle
Shout
Price: $80 for civilian version
$90 for military version
Molotov Cocktails
A classic! Burn your friends and archenemies with this trusty weapon that has stood the test of time. Some assembly may be required. Each cocktail kit includes:
A glass bottle
1 liter of fuel, or a similar flammable liquid
a rag
Price:$2 a kit
Explosive Lockpick
Did you ever want to get into someone's house but their door was always locked? Then this is for you! The lockpick is a pin that can insert into a lock, with a small 20g charge of semtex plastic explosive on the end of the lockpick, just outside of the lock. Don't think 20g is a little, 250 g of this stuff can destroy an airplane! It can be detonated from a distance, with the help of a radio transmitter. The lockpick is a one time use product.
Price: $50 for lockpick
$50 for radio transmitter (reusable)
Throwing Stars:
Not so much a combat weapon today as it is a torture and recreation weapon. A weapon from a time long ago, we have brought it back for the benefit of our customers. All throwing stars are made out of durable steel. Throwing stars are great for scaring detainees, and for just general theowing when bored.
Price:$4 for one throwing star
Wrist Blades
Great for melee combat! Give these to your special forces soldiers on Christmas, they'll appreciate you for it. Each wrist blade is put on like a watch, then secured onto the wrist with the help of a metal clip and a durable leather strap. The blades on them are sharp, and they'll add bite to your punches. They're lightweight, they won't bother your soldiers when they wear it. They're easily concealable, and each pair comes with a case you can put over the blades when not in use or in storage.
Price: $15 for one pair
Feel free to submit comments and suggestions for O-Corp Inc.'s storefront! Thank you for visiting!
*As seen on TV*
Endorsed by the Oslean Hockey League, Oslean Military, Oslean Olympic Committee
O-Corp is a government funded company.
Welcome to O-Corp Inc.'s first international storefront!
Updates:
11/4/06 Storefront Launched!
11/5/06 New Products Added
Keep your people and soldiers happy and in tip-top shape with our products!
About O-Corp:O-Corp started as a mom-and-pop business in 1972 selling cookies and homemade drinks in the small town of Victoria. When unexpectedly our drinks increased mental and physical alertness, the Oslean military contacted us to supply the army with their energy drinks. Since then, we've expanded our operations, and over 20 million people in Oslea buy our products every day!
Our Mission:Our mission is to make the world better with our products, and to make a significant, positive impact on people's everyday lives.
Rules:
Please do your own math.
Nations currently at war with Oslea will not be sold products.
List of non-offensive products currently available for export outside Oslea:
Shock energy drink
Aunt Jen's Frozen Foods
Lighters
Burst chewing gum
Noise Maker/mp3/sound recorder
Explosive Lockpick
List of offensive products currently available for export outside Oslea
Molotov Cocktail
Throwing Stars
Wrist Blades
Shock energy drink:
Shock is the very product that the Oslean military requested. Our first product, this is our best-selling one. Shock has a mix of various ingedients such as caffiene, water, sucrose and glucose, real fruit juice, and sodium and potassium salts to help replenish your soldier's thirst and energy! Available in strawberry, blueberry, fruit punch, and orange.
Price: $2, 1 liter bottle
$4, 3 liter bottle
Aunt Jen's Frozen Foods (modified for military use)
Aunt Jen's frozen foods fulfill your soldier's hunger! Packed with calories and carbohydrates to keep your soldiers going! We have many varieties available for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! The food can keep for up to 2 days when uinfrozen, so you don't need a freezer to keep it from going bad when going on military operations. The meals can be cooked on fires.
Breakfast varieties:
1) 2 Waffles, 3 sausages, hash browns, scrambled eggs, watermelon slice
2) 2 english muffins, sausages, scrambled eggs, watermelon slice
Lunch:
1) 1/2 pound burger and fries, with tomato and lettuce, a brownie
2) Grilled cheese sandwich, tomato soup, chicken drumstick, chocolate cake
Dinner:
1) Lasagna, minestrone soup, caesar salad, carrot cake
2) Deluxe pizza slice, crab and corn soup, a brownie
Price: $3 a meal
Lighter
Just a normal lighter to light fire with. Light wood on fire to cook your food!
Price: $1
Burst chewing gum:
On patrol duty? Bored much? Burst is for you. Burst chewing gum has a thick fruit juice center that bursts into your mouth when you bite it. Burst's flavour is specially made to last a long time, for those long, uneventful patrols. Available in mint, strawberry, chrrey, strawberry kiwi, original bubble gum, and orange.
Price: $1 for pack of 8
$2 for military-size pack of 24 (great value!)
Noise Maker/mp3:
The favoured product of Oslean pranksters! We realized that this product would be great for special forces, to distract enemies away with the noises it makes! We've also managed to implement an mp3 player (for boring patrols) and a high-quality sound recorder in it, and for military orders, it comes in a hardened metal shell for increased durability. Currently it has a storage capability of 1 GB.
Noises it makes:
Explosion
Dog Barking
Gunshot
Automatic rifle gunshots
Fart
Whistle
Shout
Price: $80 for civilian version
$90 for military version
Molotov Cocktails
A classic! Burn your friends and archenemies with this trusty weapon that has stood the test of time. Some assembly may be required. Each cocktail kit includes:
A glass bottle
1 liter of fuel, or a similar flammable liquid
a rag
Price:$2 a kit
Explosive Lockpick
Did you ever want to get into someone's house but their door was always locked? Then this is for you! The lockpick is a pin that can insert into a lock, with a small 20g charge of semtex plastic explosive on the end of the lockpick, just outside of the lock. Don't think 20g is a little, 250 g of this stuff can destroy an airplane! It can be detonated from a distance, with the help of a radio transmitter. The lockpick is a one time use product.
Price: $50 for lockpick
$50 for radio transmitter (reusable)
Throwing Stars:
Not so much a combat weapon today as it is a torture and recreation weapon. A weapon from a time long ago, we have brought it back for the benefit of our customers. All throwing stars are made out of durable steel. Throwing stars are great for scaring detainees, and for just general theowing when bored.
Price:$4 for one throwing star
Wrist Blades
Great for melee combat! Give these to your special forces soldiers on Christmas, they'll appreciate you for it. Each wrist blade is put on like a watch, then secured onto the wrist with the help of a metal clip and a durable leather strap. The blades on them are sharp, and they'll add bite to your punches. They're lightweight, they won't bother your soldiers when they wear it. They're easily concealable, and each pair comes with a case you can put over the blades when not in use or in storage.
Price: $15 for one pair
Feel free to submit comments and suggestions for O-Corp Inc.'s storefront! Thank you for visiting!