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Official Communication from the Dominion

At this time, there is a State of War between the Dominion Commonwealth and the Hatarian Empire for it use of random testing nuclear weapons, in which a nuke test was in France that killed many innocent lives, and for the fact that they tried to invade a nation that was smaller then them in size. They tried to invade a nation of millions for god know what and the Hatarian Empire is in the billions. The evil leaders of that nation ordered all of these actions.

As of now, there have been reports of the Hatarian Empire running from their colonies and leaving them without leadership or food. These colonies have gone into chaos as the Hatarians ran back to their mainland. The Hatarian Empire is a disgrace to the other empire of this world called Earth. It makes me sick!

Today under my orders and blessings, Lord Governor Vega had his forces launch an attack on the Hatarian mainland. This is the first strike of many until the evil government of the Hatarian Empire falls to its knees and begs for their lives.

The Dominion and her Commonwealth state will only attack military targets and government targets. He will only use the tactics of real men in this battle. No weapons of mass destructions will be used by the forces of the Dominion and the Dominion Commonwealth forces. You have my word!

The forces of the Dominion will move into the former colonies of the Hatarian Empire and aid the people left to defend for themselves. We will rebuilt things that the Hatarian Empire destroyed. We will give food and water to those people. We will save the people of Cuba, Brazil, the Bouvet Island, Algeria, China, Hong Kong, Spain, and Japan.

At this time, I will place bounties on the heads of the Hatarian Empire and high ranking officers of their armed forces.

The bounty on the head of Empress Nehernia The Conqueror is 150 million USD alive and 50 million USD dead.

The bounty on the head of Grand Shogun Nadia Le Havere is 100 million USD alive and 50 million USD dead.

The bounty on the head of the Crown Princess Galaxia is 75 million USD alive and 25 million USD dead.

The bounty on the head of the Prince Skulltor is 55 million USD alive and 15 million USD dead.

Every high ranking officers of their armed forces have bounties of 5 million USD alive and 750,000 USD dead.

Hatarians, raise up and look at your own government. Look at their hateful ways. Look at their dumb actions of the past. The House of Del Lunaria has caused many wars for Hataria in the past, wars that should have not been started. But they were started for foolish actions by the House of Del Lunaria.

Live long!

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

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Official Communication from the Dominion

This message has been send to me from my son, the Crown Prince. He told me to raise the bounties of the House of Del Lunaria.

So…I will be adding 400 billion to the living bounty for the Empress, the Grand Shogun, the Crown Princess, and the Prince.

If they are dead, 200 billion USD will be add.

For every dead soldier of Hataria, we will give 5 USD and a six pack of domestically brewed beer or a box of fine chocolates to the soldier that did it (confirmed kills only).

For every destroyed ship, the crew shall receive a free dinner at the restaurant of their choice from the Dominion.

Live long, my soldiers!

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

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OOC: Okay, guys, this is the aid thread for the closed thread. Aid can be allowed as long as it is not manpower. Money, food, other supplies, vehicles, and etc are allowed. Aid needs to be sent to the Dominion Commonwealth side and the Hatarian Empire side. I want both sides to get aid.

And I reposted that message because I want this thread to have an IC part in it. Plus, it was fun to write.

OOC: Bump and waiting for AN to post something about Spain and what type of shape it is in, so I can get aid for the people. OCCly, I know it is messed up. The Hatarian took everything they could with them and destroy what they could not take with them.

Fredrick Barbarosea was in no shape to form an aid plan. However, neither was his military advisor, seeing as Fredrick hadn't seen or heard from him in over a month. Turk Nagona III, his manufacturing advisor would have to handle it. Fredrick spoke briefly with Turk, and then went back to his internal affairs.

Official Barbarosean Reply
Barbarosea is willing to pledge aid in the form of aircraft, small arms, and monetary contributions to the Transylvania war effort. As we are unaware of what quanities of aid you require, we have sent $100,000,000,000 USD to fund your war effort. If you need any military equipment, please visit Nagona Weapons Inc. (http://home.att.net/~mlbr24/store.htm) for all of your needs. All Z-Planes will be discounted 10% on top of the regional 10% discount. Barbarosea wishes the best to Transylvania in their war. Godspeed.

Turk Nagona III
Nagona Weapons Inc.
Barbarosean Head Advisor
The Neverending Dictatorial Land of Barbarosea

TO: Turk Nagona III
FROM: Some Dude from the Dominion

The Dominion and myself thanks our wonderful Gholgoth brothers for their aid of money. This money will be used for the war and to rebuilding the nations after the war.

And I will have some people check out your store. Maybe you will see an order from the Dominion in the near future.

Thank you again.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

The bounty on the head of Empress Nehernia The Conqueror is 150 million USD alive and 50 million USD dead.

The bounty on the head of Grand Shogun Nadia Le Havere is 100 million USD alive and 50 million USD dead.

The bounty on the head of the Crown Princess Galaxia is 75 million USD alive and 25 million USD dead.

The bounty on the head of the Prince Skulltor is 55 million USD alive and 15 million USD dead.

Every high ranking officers of their armed forces have bounties of 5 million USD alive and 750,000 USD dead.

Encrypted Transmission

The Triumvirate Council of the Revolutionary Government of the Glorious Republic of Leafanistan wishes to add 400 billion to the living bounty for the Grand Shogun, the Crown Princess, and the Prince.

If they are dead, we shall only contribute 200 billion USD.

For every dead soldier of Hataria, we will give 5 USD and a six pack of domestically brewed Leafanistani Lager or a box of fine chocolates to the soldier that did it (confirmed kills only).

For every destroyed ship, the crew shall recieve a free dinner at the resturant of their choice from us.

We'd like this to be an anonymous contribution.

[END]

Encrypted Transmission

The Triumvirate Council of the Revolutionary Government of the Glorious Republic of Leafanistan wishes to add 400 billion to the living bounty for the Grand Shogun, the Crown Princess, and the Prince.

If they are dead, we shall only contribute 200 billion USD.

For every dead soldier of Hataria, we will give 5 USD and a six pack of domestically brewed Leafanistani Lager or a box of fine chocolates to the soldier that did it (confirmed kills only).

For every destroyed ship, the crew shall recieve a free dinner at the resturant of their choice from us.

We'd like this to be an anonymous contribution.

[END]

Encrypted Transmission
TO: Triumvirate Council
FROM: The Man in Black, not Johnny Cash

Cool, but those fools don’t not need bounties like that. I placed the bounties on their head to fuck with their minds.

But if they are alive and my forces, or the forces of the Dephire, take them, I will make sure the Triumvirate Council knows of it. And I will allow an agent of your government to check out the Grand Shogun and the Crown Princess. That is if you get want I’m talking about.

And have a nice day.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

Encrypted Transmission
TO: Triumvirate Council
FROM: The Man in Black, not Johnny Cash

Cool, but those fools don’t not need bounties like that. I placed the bounties on their head to fuck with their minds.

But if they are alive and my forces, or the forces of the Dephire, take them, I will make sure the Triumvirate Council knows of it. And I will allow an agent of your government to check out the Grand Shogun and the Crown Princess. That is if you get want I’m talking about.

And have a nice day.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

Triumvirate Council Encrypted Reply

I suggest you make it public, let them know that billions are on their head, let them know at any moment, a traitorious group of guards will gag them and drag them to Dominion troops, then to us where we'll beat the intelligence out of them and sell it to the highest bidder.

And the other things are to keep your men and women in good spirits, who doesn't want a six pack, or a free dinner?

[END]

Triumvirate Council Encrypted Reply

I suggest you make it public, let them know that billions are on their head, let them know at any moment, a traitorious group of guards will gag them and drag them to Dominion troops, then to us where we'll beat the intelligence out of them and sell it to the highest bidder.

And the other things are to keep your men and women in good spirits, who doesn't want a six pack, or a free dinner?

[END]

Encrypted Transmission
TO: Triumvirate Council
FROM: The Bump in the Night

Damn good idea. I will make another message to the world. Thanks for the help.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

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Official Communication from the Dominion

This message has been send to me from my son, the Crown Prince. He told me to raise the bounties of the House of Del Lunaria.

So…I will be adding 400 billion to the living bounty for the Grand Shogun, the Crown Princess, and the Prince.

If they are dead, 200 billion USD will be add.

For every dead soldier of Hataria, we will give 5 USD and a six pack of domestically brewed beer or a box of fine chocolates to the soldier that did it (confirmed kills only).

For every destroyed ship, the crew shall receive a free dinner at the restaurant of their choice from the Dominion.

Live long, my soldiers!

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

Reiaa sends $2,000,000 In Aid for Hataria.

Reiaa sends $2,000,000 In Aid for Hataria.

OOC: Does anybody else have this weird feeling about this person? Hataria, is that you under cover?

Reiaa sends $2,000,000 In Aid for Hataria.

2 million USD? Let him have it, he can buy one tank, or perhaps an ancient airframe, or even a couple thousand guns.

Official Statement, Axis Novan Foreign Affairs Ministry

We decry the lies and exaggerations claimed by the Dominion. It is the perogative of any country to test nuclear weapons whenever they wish.

The nation of Hataria has often been the target of foreign aggression and weapons of mass destruction, for no obvious reason other than, apparently, it's existence. It can hardly be blamed for reacting the way it does when it's enemies display such unreasoning hatred for it.

Even today, craters still pockmark the Hatarian countryside, mute testament to the number of nuclear weapons deployed across Hataria over it's tumultous history.

And yet the Dominion and it's allies claim to stand on the side of right. Even now their troops march into the undefended Hatarian colonies, attempting to increase their territories via blatant annexation. No doubt we can expect pious proclamations of "only being there to provide aid". Why, then, can anyone with the appropriate technical means easily view on their satellites the vast quantity of troops and vehicles being moved into these colonies?

The answer is simple. This is not about "freedom" or "aid", it is simply to oppress the populace and take away the nation of Hataria's rightful possessions.

This is blatantly shown by the mobilizations of the Dephiran military, and their foolish attempt to attack Hatarian civilian cities along the Hatarian coast with electromagnetic pulse weapons. This cruel, cowardly attack has knocked out power, water, and sewage for millions of innocent Hatarian civilians, and even now, Hatarian and Axis Novan engineers are working hard to restore power.

Our radar information can clearly show that none of the electromagnetic pulse devices were aimed at any military facilities-- only civilian cities.

Even now, the mighty Axis Nova Air Navy is in the process of tearing apart this ridiculous Dephiran submarine fleet. We call upon the brave commanders of the Dephiran fleet to surrender and spare themselves massive, pointless casualties.

Furthermore, it is the provenance of no civilized nation to set bounties upon the heads of another nation's leaders, as though they were common criminals. Axis Nova and Hataria will never stoop so low as to attempt to motivate the criminal element so endemic to our times to do our work for us. We shall take the high road in this matter, for we know that the enemies of Hataria and Axis Nova only utilize such means because they lack the power to achieve their goals any other way.

Axis Nova is not the aggressor in this matter, and as such, our actions will strictly be limited to those related to the defense of the Hatarian people.

The Count laughed so hard after the official statement from Axis Novan Foreign Affairs Ministry. A state that is buddies with the evil Kraven Corporation. And they want the world to believe them.

So, he tried not to make his next message to the world a little one sided and not make himself sound like an ass.

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Official Communication from the Dominion

Greetings from the Dominion, I would like to point to the world that the Hatarian Empire tested four nuclear weapons. I will give you all the locations of each of this test.

The first test was 1,000 miles from their former colony of Algeria. Now, where did that test happen? Really I want to know! The Hatarians said it was done in the Mediterranean Sea. But the Hatarians don’t claim 1,000 miles of the Mediterranean sea. That test hit land somewhere in Western Europe, not in the Mediterranean sea.

The next test was a Hydrogen Bomb that was 440 miles north of Algeria. And hitting France, my next door neighbor. I could have declare war at that time because the Hatarian Empire threaten the lives of my people and the French.

And the last test was another Hydrogen Bomb in Algeria, 50 Miles from The Libyan Border. What were they trying to do? Start a war with the Libyan people?

Each of those test were not on their own land, but the last one. Each of those test were useless because the Hydrogen Bomb has been tested and worked like it was made for. Each of those test harmed the lives of another people, not the Hatarians who tested them. Or maybe they were harmed too, but the government did not allow the messages to get out of their land.

Out of all of those three tests, another nuclear weapon in the South China sea. The test was a underwater test and was away from all shipping lanes fishing areas. But this was after other nations were angered over the mindless tests the Hatarian Empire did at first.

It just makes me sick that the Hatarian Empire was allowed to get away with those four tests.

I’m going to point another thing that happened in the Tangalee, Hataria. A terror attack on the Craven Embassy. It was rocket attack by the Hatarians. So the Hatarian Empire houses terrorists?

Now I will address the claims of my forces invading the former colonies of the Hatarian Empire. These claims are false. I have people trying to get in touch of the former colony of Spain, but we have not got a single word from the land. I’m thinking the worst about what happened to the people of Spain. Did the Hatarian Empire murder them before they ordered their soldier out of the colonies? Or did the Hatarian Empire just want the people of the former colonies to dead a long painful death in buildings that are boarded up?

Anybody with satellites can see that the Dominion is not invading the former Hatarian colony of Spain. Those landing ships have only four hundred soldiers total and the rest are load with supply for the people of Spain.

And I would like to point this out, Axis Nova is a nation that side with the Kraven Corpration as they destroy the nation of Jagada. The nation of Axis Nova destroy one Jagite city from space by landing their space pods right into the city. Where is the honor in that? The Dephiran attack on coastal cities of the Hatarian Empire’s main land was with electromagnetic pulse weapons, not lethal weapons like the Axis Novan attack on that Jagite city.

The bounties on the heads are because those people are criminals. They are war criminals, using WMD in warfare because they have them. Only cowards use WMD as first strike options. That is why in the Dominion and the Dominion Commonwealth, the use of WMDs are for last strike options. We will only use them, if they are used on our cities not military forces.

The highest bounty on each of the head is for the alive one. I want those people to be alive, so they can face their crimes against mankind.

The Dominion and her Commonwealth state are here to save the world from the mayhem that the Hatarian Empire will cause again and again like it has done in the past.

Live long, my soldiers! Live long, the people of the world! Live long, mankind!

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

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After the message was posted for the world to see, the Count smiled and lit up a finely made Cuban cigar. He relaxed and looked at the six TVs in front of him, all locked on news channels.

“Let’s see what they think about that last one.” he said out load.

Official Statement, Response to Dominion Rebuttal

All these things are irrelevant. A nation has the right to test it's nuclear weapons as often as it wishes. While we agree the locations of the first few tests were poorly chosen, Hataria complied with demands to select more suitable locations, and selected one suitably isolated.

Many nations test nuclear weapons every day; why is Hataria treated differently in any way?

The Hatarian government categorically denies that it sponsors any terrorist organizations. Many nations hate Craven, why must Hataria be singled out? It is simply another attempt to influence public opinion. For all we know, the attack was staged as a pretext.

The Hatarian government also categorically denies that the people of Spain have been mistrated in any fashion-- all that has been done was the disabling of local communications networks to hinder your invaders.

Axis Nova blatantly denies any affiliation with The Kraven Corporation. We invite anyone to point out any Axis Novan facility that has any Capitol Troopers or Sardukar within it. We point out that there are no harvests of women to create new Capitol Troopers in any area under Axis Novan control, and no material or financial aid has been given to The Kraven Corporation.

The unfortunate destruction of the Jagadan capitol city was the result of a malfunction in a civilian orbital cargo mass driver. If, as the Dominion proclaims, it was done for military reasons, why did Axis Nova not invade and annex Jagada afterwards? Why did Jagada not respond militarily?

The claims of the Dominion with regards to WMD are laughable at best. It is well known that they and their foolish allies possess a vast quantity of Dominator railcannons-- terribly inaccurate devices for tactical use, but plenty accurate for the deployment of nuclear weapons.

As to the Dominion's specious accusations of "mayhem" and "saving the world", one wonders at the sanity of their leader. Surely it is common knowledge that at this time no Hatarian troops are occupying any other nation. The Hatarian defense forces are at home in Hataria, defending their homeland.

The Dominion itself, by it's very name, is blatantly an organization created to extend it's domination over others. Any large alliance in existence does little more than throw it's own weight around and bully the weak, and this Dominion is no different. The very fact that both nations that have declared war on Hataria are Dominion nations clearly shows this-- their intent is nothing more than land-grabbing and increasing the extent of their rule rather than any high-minded mission of justice. Look at the very title of the Dominion's leader-- God-Emperor. The Dominion accuses the Hatarian government of being arrogant, but no Hatarian official claims themselves to be a god, and neither does any sane man.

The Count smiled at the last message from the Axis Novan Foreign Affairs Ministry. “Why the Hell are they talking and not the Hatarian Empire. Is the Empress scared to talk to me?” he asked out loud as he started another message to the world.

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Official Communication from the Dominion

Yes, a nation has the right to test it’s nuclear weapons as often as it wishes, but that does not mean they can just pick random locations for these test not in their own land. The Hatarian Empire picked three random locations and cost the lives of many people, many people not from their own land. That is why Hatarian Empire treated differently in this matter. They did not do a damn thing about the lives they murdered in those mindless tests.

Why would the Craven government attack their embassy? That makes no sense. Only fools would do that. The attack was from the Hatarian people because they were already throwing eggs at the embassy in question. So whom did the attack, if the Hatarian Empire categorically denies that it sponsors any terrorist organizations? What about that rebel group I have heard of in their mainland? Something called HataCong or something like that. They are terrorists, why has the Hatarian Empire not hunted them down?

So the Hatarian Empire wanted the people of Spain to dead? If they can’t get word out to somebody for aid, then what are they going to do. The reports I got was that the Hatarian Empire’s soldiers took everything they could with them as they left.

The nation of Axis Nova is not a satellite of the Kraven Corporation, but reports that you are linked with them have came up from the Crimson Fists. You can’t hide behind your lies.

Your coward’s attack was not on the Jagite capitol city, it was one a city in the north part of the nation. Can you get your fact straight?

And your nation aided in the destruction of the Jagada by the Kraven Corporation. The Kraven Corporation wanted all Jagites dead and your nation aided in that fight. That is why your nation didn’t invade and annex Jagada afterwards. Now, Old Jagada is a wasteland as the Kraven Corporation rapes it’s once great landscape.

The Dominator rail cannons are not used as tactical use after the nations that designed them joined the Dominion Commonwealth. I have classified them as WMDs and they have not been used as a tactical again. You are thinking about their little brother, the StoneHenge-class Cannon, which does not have the firepower or even close to the firepower of a Dominator. Please try again.

Yes, they are at home and defending their homeland. But they left the people of their former colonies helpless and maybe caused many deaths of those people. If they did not want to help those people, they should have not took them over. The Dominion will help rebuilt those colonies to their former glory then allow to do what ever they want. We will offer them a membership into the Dominion Commonwealth, but not call them a colony of the Dominion.

The word ‘Empire’ has the same meaning as the word ‘Dominion’. Here is something you maybe don’t know, ‘An empire is defined as a state that extends dominion over areas and populations that are culturally and ethnically distinct from the culture at the center of power.’ See, a Dominion and a Empire are the same thing.

Yes, you are correct about both nations being part of the Dominion Commonwealth, but the Dominion has seen every bit of what happened with the Hatarian Empire. Everything they have done, every war they started. My problem is with the government of the Hatarian Empire, not the people within the Hatarian Empire.

Damn, you want to go to the name calling already. How old are you anyways? Come on and grow up please. My title is the God-Emperor, but I know that I’m not a God. It is just a title. And most of my people don’t call me that. They call me ‘My Lord’ or just plain Emperor.

Any more lies you want to tell the world?

And why are you talking to me and not the Hatarian Empire? Do they need to you stand up for them?

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

El Bumpo

OOC: Nobody else going to say anything? Or give aid to one side or the other side?

OOC: Nobody else going to say anything? Or give aid to one side or the other side?

OOC: Personally a diplomatic fap attack is pretty interesting.

OOC: Nobody else going to say anything? Or give aid to one side or the other side?

Check TGs mate :)

OOC: Personally a diplomatic fap attack is pretty interesting.

OOC: Yeah, it is pretty interesting. I had fun with those messages. And my message were the true ones. I was coming back with the come backs. Ha, I made a joke.

Check TGs mate :)

OOC: Check and send back one.

The Imperial Republic of Hataria isn't as bad as what Transsylvania says.

The Imperial Republic does not Kill it's own Civilains, all of that is lies by The Transslvanian Hordes. we care for our People and treat them well, all Dephire and Transylvania sees in all People are Slaves. Are these the Good Guys? or Frauds!

As for The Imperial family, We are not War Criminals. The One who is saying it CLAIMS to be a God........is that a Sane Ruler? We don't Think so.

Count JWolf is nothing More then a Insane Psychotic, Genocideial, Egoistical, Megomaniacal Nut Job who should be locked away!

Signed: Crowned Princess Galaxia Del Lunaria

PS, You are going to lose

These was the message the Count wanted, he wanted the message from a Hatarian not one of those Axis Novan people. He smiled as he watched as DNN (Dominion News Networks) did a report on the history of the Hatarian Empire. A funny report in the eyes of the man, the myth, the legend.

“Oh…yeah, I need to get a message to that Crown Princess.” said the Count as he open up his message board to post another message to the world.

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Official Communication from the Dominion

First off, I would like to address this to the Crowned Princess and to the world. My nation is called the Dominion of the Transylvania. It is not the Dominion of the Transsylvania. One S, not two Ss.

I don’t think I ever said you killed your own civilians, but you did kill some people not from your nation for those random nuke tests of yours. You killed some nation's civilians and don’t claim you did not kill those civilians because it will be a huge lie.

The Imperial family are war criminals for those random nukes tests in land that was not your own. They ordered those tests, meaning they are the one in trouble.

And get your fact straight, it a bloody title and that is all it is. I never claim myself to be a God. God-Emperor is just my official title as leader of the Dominion.

You call me an insane psychotic, genocide, egoistical, megalomaniac nut job who should be locked away.

My dear Crown Princess, I’m not insane or psychotic. Where did you get that information from?

I’m going to point this out, I’m have never ordered an genocide action. You may try again, if you want. But you will not find a damn thing about me being a person who does genocide actions.

I’m not a megalomaniac, why should I be anyways? A megalomaniac is a psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence - often generally termed as delusions of grandeur. None of that fits me. Please try again.

Me being an egoistical? Well that could be true. No worst then the other rulers of this world called Earth.

And me being a nut job, I will just laugh at that.

But if you want to call me something, call me this 'a cocky son of bitch with six brides’ because that would be true. Ha!

Now, now lets not count your eggs before they hatch. The war has just began, nobody can declare themselves the winners already.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

El Bumpo

OOC: Are we not going to do anymore war of words?

Transylvanians are Vampires!

-The Tangalee Times

Well, not all of us are vampires. ~ Lord Paris, via the Dominion government’s website