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For months, enginers and scientists had been experimenting with computer simulations with models to see if they could really create a 100 Megaton nuclear weapon. After 14 months in a classified letter the secret was found with a tri stage of fission-fusion-fission device, the note was made to aquire the large amount of plutonium from the reactors of Kirkland. The construction began some of the most inteligent in the land were trasked to wrok for the project, the bomb was constructed in a matter of 7 months. Now weighing 30 tonnes and over 7 metres long and 3 metres wide it was ready.


An disused deep vein coal mine in the Clandonian colony of Sudan was chosen, the geological nature of the rock was ideal. The bomb was winched down 2 km's into the shaft into one of the caverns, as the crews prepared to evacuate too 80 km's away to a protected bunker several observation planes painted to prevent the thermal blast damage took off, the whole test was designed to reduce fallout.

The cover plan was hatched, a meteor or seismic event, the area ran along a fault line and the area had been a known crash site for meteors with several ancient craters.

As 7 pm on the Wednesday the 1st of November the order was given, the bomb exploded as the observation equipment recorded the moment the white flash lit the sky as the mine exploded into the air, the flash was seen over a 1000 km's away by Clandonian troops in Sudan and Libya. The airwave went nearly as far, with atmospheric pressure occurances deteced an anomalie seconds after the test. The test measured the bomb at 103.25 megatons, as the mushroom cloud rose into the air the scientists watched in awe at the monster they had created, they vowed never to use a weapon after seeing the destruction of what they had done. The military however looked on in interest seeing this new weapon, the phone call to Clanon City in the early afternoon was a good one.

As the first robot teams were sent, the 25 km wide crater was seen as the mushroom cloud rose 60 km into the air, seen from space by the orbital crews of the space station stareing in awe at the event on Earth. Computer data was showing if this had been a target it would of destroyed 25 km completly, beyond that structural damage to 35 km on sevre level, the blast wave broke windows hundreads of miles away by the occurance of atmospheric blast. Thermal burns were estimated to be at third degree at 100 km from the blast site. The glowing crater showing the molten rocks and glassified sand was shown to scientists under the Official Secrets Act they were never to tell of this event.

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"What the hell?" General Blak looked at the readouts. "That's got to be a nuclear weapon, judging from the seismograph readings. Either that, or one hell of an earthquake. Get on line to the Transylvanians and ask them if they want a hand with relief efforts."
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To Count Jwolf
We have recently recieved word of what appears to be a massive nuclear
device detonated in your protectorate Clandonia Prime. Though we are
currently going through some troubled times, we would like to offer whatever
help we can if relief efforts are necessary.
General Blak, Military Governor of New Aeson

This is Katy Moskit of Rosdivan News Network, with today's top story. An extremely large nuclear device was detonated underground in the nation of Clandonia Prime earlier today. The Commonwealth Army reports the device's yield to be approximately one hundred megatons, judging from seismic readouts. Sources within the Army, who have asked not to be named, say that the blast, while underground, broke completely through the surface to create a fireball and mushroom cloud above ground. These same sources also remarked that a properly designed test would never have done so, and that this means that an intense amount of radioactive fallout will contaminate their land, a result referred to as "criminally stupid." The Air Force has acknowledged that it is currently sending weather reconnaissance planes out to the air streams off of Clandonia Prime to measure the fallout and radioactive isotopes. In other news...

OOC: Theres no way you could find out this was a nuclear blast at such an early stage really.

OOC: Theres no way you could find out this was a nuclear blast at such an early stage really.

OOC: Except that nuclear blasts can be detected by seismic measurements, and something as big as that is going to produce some big-ass shock waves. Of course, I don't know that your government detonated it, or even really how big it was, except that it was big. I used the word big an awfully big amount of times, didn't I? Big.

The explosions seismic force was recorded 4 times as it passed around the world, it was over 9 on the Richter scale, many were worried that with the radioactivity the world would find out the secret. A cover plan of a meteor crashing into a volanco that was radioactive from a uranium vein that exploded would be a good enough excuse....

The results had given a lot of aid however, the data was passed along down the lines of command and many scientists who looked into making the new bomb smaller, with great amounts of funding at state in the billions of Clanders the race was now on to scale down the enormous size and weight.

OOC: Except that nuclear blasts can be detected by seismic measurements, and something as big as that is going to produce some big-ass shock waves. Of course, I don't know that your government detonated it, or even really how big it was, except that it was big. I used the word big an awfully big amount of times, didn't I? Big.

OOC: Wasn't directed at you mate, at the other guy.

OOC: Theres no way you could find out this was a nuclear blast at such an early stage really.

Quite easy. First off, the seismic shock. Second, the IR flash since yours was not contained underground. Third, the aforementioned weather recon planes for air sampling.

Quite easy. First off, the seismic shock. Second, the IR flash since yours was not contained underground. Third, the aforementioned weather recon planes for air sampling.

OOC: So if you suddenly breach my airspace or were there within 1000 km's of the site you would of been able to detect it.....

"What the hell?" General Blak looked at the readouts. "That's got to be a nuclear weapon, judging from the seismograph readings. Either that, or one hell of an earthquake. Get on line to the Transylvanians and ask them if they want a hand with relief efforts."
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To Count Jwolf
We have recently recieved word of what appears to be a massive nuclear
device detonated in your protectorate Clandonia Prime. Though we are
currently going through some troubled times, we would like to offer whatever
help we can if relief efforts are necessary.
General Blak, Military Governor of New Aeson

TO: General Blak

What?!? That’s news to my ears. Well, I will check into it. But I’m working on another side project at the same time. Keep your eyes open and you will see in the near future what it is.

And where the Keene guy at? See, I have not been out of my planning room to get any news.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperors of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

OOC: So if you suddenly breach my airspace or were there within 1000 km's of the site you would of been able to detect it.....

OOC: I want to know that, too. Because I could declare war on you because you flew into another nation’s airspace.

TO: General Blak

What?!? That’s news to my ears. Well, I will check into it. But I’m working on another side project at the same time. Keep your eyes open and you will see in the near future what it is.

And where the Keene guy at? See, I have not been out of my planning room to get any news.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperors of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion

TO: Count JWolf

We wouldn't like you to get the false impressions. We only believe it to be a nuclear weapon. It may, for example, be the grandmother of all earthquakes. But we are glad to bring this to your attention.

As for Keene, he is currently missing and presumed dead following a rogue faction of the military shelling the area where he was leading a prayer service.

General Hubert of ICCOM (Icovir and the area around it) recieved the readings and was quick to fly over to the Royal Isle and report it to the Emperor.

"Sir, it seems someone has used a nuclear weapon on Clandonia Prime"

"What the hell? Where?!"

"Right in Sudan"

"That is dangerously close to us"

"Sir, what do you suggest we do?"

"Well, we don't know who used it against them, but this is obviously an act of war against us and Clandonia Prime. Who's to say the bomb wasn't meant to hit us?

Have the Icovirian Bureau of Investigation check this out. Once they find out who used this bomb, inform Clandonia Prime and declare war on the slime who 'tested' their bomb immediatly. Understand?"

"Sir".

OOC: So if you suddenly breach my airspace or were there within 1000 km's of the site you would of been able to detect it.....

((I'm 200 miles south of you, so if Jwolf drops you you better either grow some serious diplomatic skills or pray I bring anal lube with me, because your ass will be mine. XD

IC post will come when I feel like it.))

((I'm 200 miles south of you, so if Jwolf drops you you better either grow some serious diplomatic skills or pray I bring anal lube with me, because your ass will be mine. XD

IC post will come when I feel like it.))

OOC: Thats great crave, seeing as I didn't even test it in the homelands! I tested in Sudan which I control.

The IBI was on the case immediatly, following the Emperor's orders.

Meanwhile, the Emperor made a statement to the world:

"We have learned of the nuclear bomb disaster in Cladonia Prime. I will keep this short. Icovir swears that we will get involved in this and declare war on anyone who was involved in the killing of Clandonian citizens directly and by Icovirian citizens from fallout.

The nuclear blast was dangerously close to our soil. Therefore, we see this as an act of war and will act on it once we find out who detonated this nuclear bomb over Clandonian soil.".

TO: Count JWolf

We wouldn't like you to get the false impressions. We only believe it to be a nuclear weapon. It may, for example, be the grandmother of all earthquakes. But we are glad to bring this to your attention.

As for Keene, he is currently missing and presumed dead following a rogue faction of the military shelling the area where he was leading a prayer service.

TO: General Blak

Okay, I will check in on it. And sorry to hear about Keene.

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperors of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

OOC: Craven, that is just wrong. I almost threw up.

OOC: Thats great crave, seeing as I didn't even test it in the homelands! I tested in Sudan which I control.

Well for-fucking-give me for not having the patience to read something like that right now. XD

Message to Icovirian Government:

There was not a nuclear weapon, we belive it was meteor which was carrying some sort of radioactive material core from space hit a volanco at the same time as a period of seismic activity which is common for the region. We have survey teams in the area who will go in once the area has cooled from the impact.

OOC: So if you suddenly breach my airspace or were there within 1000 km's of the site you would of been able to detect it.....


Or if I just sent out a weather recon plane which flew into the air stream from your nation outside of your national borders.

OOC: I want to know that, too. Because I could declare war on you because you flew into another nation’s airspace.

You could. You also could do it simply because you were bored. That something can be done, doesn't mean it ought to be done.

OOC: Wouldnt a Mushroom Cloud that big be spotted from far away thus confirming it was a nuclear weapon?

To the Clandonian Government:
It would make sense. But many of our citizens with family members who died after this blast living in our African states report that their family members died from nuclear fallout. They also report that their family members saw a nuclear blast.

Of course, we didn't see it. But, we have no reason to not believe either you or our citizens. The IBI will investigate this paradox immediatly.

OOC: Wouldnt a Mushroom Cloud that big be spotted from far away thus confirming it was a nuclear weapon?

OOC: You can get volcanic clouds many miles high, enough with a big enough explosive force that can send dust into the air.

OOC: With all due respect, do you have any idea just how disastrous a situation you just created? The original Tsar Bomba detonated by Russia was only half the power you state here, at fifty some megatons, and despite detonating four kilometers over the earth no where near a fault line caused an earthquake comparable to a magnitude seven. The heat from half of what you state here is said to have been able to cause third degree burns at one hundred kilometers.

I shouldn't even have to get into how ridiculous your notion is that you could detonate something like this without anyone knowing what it really was. You yourself just said it could be clearly seen by men in your space station. It would only take one satellite or station from another nation for the world to find out what just really happened as a nuclear explosion is quite unique, especially considering that at point of the explosion, it creates more heat then our sun. Not to mention national groups in the real world can tell a nuclear explosion from an earthquake by just using a seismometer.

My nation wouldn't care less that you or anyone just tested a high yeild nuclear bomb, but your notion that you could test it without any seeing through your ridiculous cover story is just not believable.

OOC: With all due respect, do you have any idea just how disastrous a situation you just created? The original Zsar Bomba detonated by Russia was only half the power you state here, at fifty some megatons, and despite detonating four kilometers over the earth no where near a fault line caused an earthquake comparable to a magnitude seven. The heat from half of what you state here is said to have been able to cause third degree burns at one hundred kilometers.

I shouldn't even have to get into how ridiculous your notion is that you could detonate something like this without anyone knowing what it really was. You yourself just said it could be clearly seen by men in your space station. It would only take one satellite or station from another nation for the world to find out what just really happened as a nuclear explosion is quite unique, especially considering that at point of the explosion, it creates more heat then our sun. Not to mention national groups in the real world can tell a nuclear explosion from an earthquake by just using a seismometer.

My nation wouldn't care less that you or anyone just tested a high yeild nuclear bomb, but your notion that you could test it without any seeing through your ridiculous cover story is just not believable.


OOC: The cover story is part of the RP :=P

OOC: The cover story is part of the RP :=P

OOC: Ah I see, my apologies then, I guess I may have simply overreacted to your own OOC posts that gave me the wrong impression. Just teaches me I shouldn’t be sticking my nose in where it doesn’t belong. Heh.

The IBI was on the case immediatly, following the Emperor's orders.

Meanwhile, the Emperor made a statement to the world:

"We have learned of the nuclear bomb disaster in Cladonia Prime. I will keep this short. Icovir swears that we will get involved in this and declare war on anyone who was involved in the killing of Clandonian citizens directly and by Icovirian citizens from fallout.

The nuclear blast was dangerously close to our soil. Therefore, we see this as an act of war and will act on it once we find out who detonated this nuclear bomb over Clandonian soil.".

We extend our condolences to the dead, we will continue to work out what caused this great accident.


Meanwhile, in the halls of the government many were worried of the news of if the information got out about the test. It was secret work of the military government, if it got out it could ruin Clandonias reputation even more. There were many questions of why it was so powerful, how it broke out onto the surface, teams had reached the blast site and met the hell of the melted rocks and ground, it was like if a meteor hit the ground which was a good thing. Radioactivity was high, the prevailing winds had blown the fallout to the East which is why it had it Icovir, if they found out it was a Clandonian test the consequences were unknown.

OOC: Isn't that a picture of the Tsar Bomba on the front page?

OOC: Isn't that a picture of the Tsar Bomba on the front page?

OOC: Indeed sir.

Radiation was now being detected several hundread miles away already, officials were worried they would not be able to cover up the unusually high radiation levels that the test had produced. Why the blast breached the mine was unknown, the power of the bomb was not known fully still there was much computer data to digest through still. The growing pressure of the international community could be delt with, the ministry of inteligence had plenty of ways to spin the test with its expert story writers.

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The Empire congratulates its longtime ally Clandonia Prime on its sucessful underground nuclear test but hopes it wont spark new conflicts .

Regards ,
Director Sam Wessel , Imperial Foreign Relations Director

Official Clandonian Response
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To the World,

Yesterday Clandonia tested one of our most powerful weapons, a 100 MT nuclear bomb. The explosion conducted in the colony of Chad was a very large one and the test was sucessful. It is now our aim to miniturise this bomb to a smaller size while retaining its 100 MT destructive power, it will be placed high within our strategical nuclear arsenal.

President Xavier Manuel recieved the news from the Clandonian government, and quickly got into "Senate Air Force" to fly over to Royal Isle to tell Emperor Victor I.

"Sir! Clandonia has admitted to it's use of a nuclear bomb!"

"WHAT?! You mean they tested it?"

"Yes sir. What do you suggest we do?"

"Well, no use going to war. People will die for a worse reason than this. Hmm... Announce our decision to the world to not go to war, but to embargo Clandonia for 3 1/2 months."

"Sir"

Official Statement from the Bureaucratic Empire of Icovir
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Icovir has recieved the news from the Clandonian government of the true origin of the nuclear blast over Chad, which is dangerously close to Icovir.

150 Icovirians have died from the nuclear fallout. That would be seen as an act of war.

Clandonia Prime also lied to Icovir and the world of the origin and nature of this nuclear blast and fallout.

Icovir, however, does not wish for war. Therefore, we will get our revenge against Clandonia with a 3 1/2 month embargo.

President Xavier Manuel recieved the news from the Clandonian government, and quickly got into "Senate Air Force" to fly over to Royal Isle to tell Emperor Victor I.

"Sir! Clandonia has admitted to it's use of a nuclear bomb!"

"WHAT?! You mean they tested it?"

"Yes sir. What do you suggest we do?"

"Well, no use going to war. People will die for a worse reason than this. Hmm... Announce our decision to the world to not go to war, but to embargo Clandonia for 3 1/2 months."

"Sir"

Official Statement from the Bureaucratic Empire of Icovir
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Icovir has recieved the news from the Clandonian government of the true origin of the nuclear blast over Chad, which is dangerously close to Icovir.

150 Icovirians have died from the nuclear fallout. That would be seen as an act of war.

Clandonia Prime also lied to Icovir and the world of the origin and nature of this nuclear blast and fallout.

Icovir, however, does not wish for war. Therefore, we will get our revenge against Clandonia with a 3 1/2 month embargo.


IC :

Statement from Imperial Foreign Affairs Office

"The Empire is strongly discouraging anyone from placing any sanctions and embargoes on Clandonia Prime , a long time ally and supporter of the Empire . The nation of Clandonia Prime has received aid from us before in developing their very first nuclear weapons and we do not want to see all their effort going into waste .

Therefore any embargoes or sanctions placed on Clandonia Prime will also be a threat to us ."

IC :

Statement from Imperial Foreign Affairs Office

"The Empire is strongly discouraging anyone from placing any sanctions and embargoes on Clandonia Prime , a long time ally and supporter of the Empire . The nation of Clandonia Prime has received aid from us before in developing their very first nuclear weapons and we do not want to see all their effort going into waste .

Therefore any embargoes or sanctions placed on Clandonia Prime will also be a threat to us ."

Official Response from the Emperor of the Bureaucratic Empire of Icovir, Emperor Victor I
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Icovir understands, as we have sent money in aid, also.

Icovir is willing to lower the embargo to only a month. We feel Clandonia must be punished, but not through war.

Emperor Victor I of Icovir

IC:
The Crookfur response to the Clandonian anoucement after the laughter that had greated the stupidly bad attempt at a cover story was short and too the point: "100Megatons? nothing particularly special there old bean. Now Gigaton nukes, that is where the fun starts, oh yes, oh yes indeed MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!"

IC:
The Crookfur response to the Clandonian anoucement after the laughter that had greated the stupidly bad attempt at a cover story was short and too the point: "100Megatons? nothing particularly special there old bean. Now Gigaton nukes, that is where the fun starts, oh yes, oh yes indeed MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!"

OOC: Realistically has anyone in the real world built a gigaton nuke, I'm doubtful in terms of it being possible in regards to nuclear physics with a pure enough substance being able to achieve critical mass. This is in MT times, it might be possible in say FT-PMT.


IC:

Official Clandonian Response
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/madnukedude/clandoniansmallflag.pngClandonia thanks the support of our friends and long time allies Mationbuds. We understand the anoyance caused to the Icovorians but we apologise over the deaths and will conpensate them with a $1 million dollars for each family, the tests effects were unknown and we did not know it would create as much fallout as it did.

Clandonia is testing more nuclear weapons, after its nation has been devestated by them? Its ended up killing Icovirians with this idiotic use of over-sized nuclear weapons?

Clandonia Prime is clearly the most self-destructive, idiotic country we have dealt with in decades. It had better shape up. Fast.

Clandonia is testing more nuclear weapons, after its nation has been devestated by them? Its ended up killing Icovirians with this idiotic use of over-sized nuclear weapons?

Clandonia Prime is clearly the most self-destructive, idiotic country we have dealt with in decades. It had better shape up. Fast.

Official Clandonian Response
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We are sorry for the harm we did to Icovir, we have sent a compensation package for the familys of the dead, you must understand this is our first nuclear test and we were unsure of what the affects were. It was more than just a weapons test it was a important scientific achievement for the hard working enginers and scientists of Clandonia.

Official Clandonian Response
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We are sorry for the harm we did to Icovir, we have sent a compensation package for the familys of the dead, you must understand this is our first nuclear test and we were unsure of what the affects were. It was more than just a weapons test it was a important scientific achievement for the hard working enginers and scientists of Clandonia.

Official Aesonic Comunique: Thank you for confirming our initial opinion that the government of Clandonia Prime are a gibbering group of moronic man-apes. We wonder if it ever occured to you to pay attention to the effects your random nuclear warfare were having on others, to avoid killing even more innocents in order to 'test'. That is all. Good day.

Official Message from the Dominion

Damn, it was nuke! Holy Hell, that was big nuke. A 100MT nuke! And if you want to know, the test was cleared by me. But I did not see it doing that much mayhem. I thought because it was underground, that the big son of ….. would have not made it to the surface. And I told them to do it on their own risks.

This will be to the Icovorians, who families members were killed by the nuclear fallout, each family will get five million USD tax free from me, as in from my own money. If the Icovorian government tries to take this money, I will go beat them up for being fools.

Live long!

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

Icovir wants to thank the world for the funds donated to the Icovirian families.

Of course, luxury tax would take most of this away. But, we will make an exception.

Icovir wants to thank the world for the funds donated to the Icovirian families.

Of course, luxury tax would take most of this away. But, we will make an exception.

Official Communication from the Dominion

No it will be TAX FREE! Or I will show up in your nation and beat you up!

Signed,
Count JWolf
The God-Emperor of the Dominion
The Lord Marshall of the Dominion Commonwealth

OOC: The Count, the oldest bully in the world. LOL!

OOC: Realistically has anyone in the real world built a gigaton nuke, I'm doubtful in terms of it being possible in regards to nuclear physics with a pure enough substance being able to achieve critical mass. This is in MT times, it might be possible in say FT-PMT.

No one has ever done it, but it is possible for MT tech to do so. It'd be heavy though, a minimum weight of 167 tons.

OOC:
As Rosdivan said it is perfectly possible, just totally pointless for anything other than annoying people who like testing thier nukes and raving about it.

In the Rl there was a craze amoungst the "asteroid of Doom" defence community for gigaton nukes during the lates 70s/early 80s until they realised that not even a gigaton nuke would do the job of cracking an asteroid and that sing a series of much smaller nukes to induce a nudge effect would work much better.

There are also very few targets on earth that would ever need such a bomb, most cities can be reliably devastated by a couple of 10MT weapons.

Message to Clandonia Prime
From: Mondothian Ministry of International Affairs
Via: DOFC-760534
RE: Nuclear Power
Mondoth Congratulates you on the scientific achievement of your recent nuclear test. The responsibility of such power is great and we hope that you can wield it in a manner becoming of a great nation.

Official Response from the Emperor of the Bureaucratic Empire of Icovir, Emperor Victor I
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Icovir understands, as we have sent money in aid, also.

Icovir is willing to lower the embargo to only a month. We feel Clandonia must be punished, but not through war.

Emperor Victor I of Icovir


A puny nation just killed off a bunch of your people, and irradiated your territory. The best you can muster is a one month embargo? You call yourself an emperor? Bah!

Send us your leader's measurements, and we will make him a nice dress with lots of lace.

Send us your leader's measurements, and we will make him a nice dress with lots of lace.

OOC: Bump because I gotta see Icovir's reaction to that :D

A puny nation just killed off a bunch of your people, and irradiated your territory. The best you can muster is a one month embargo? You call yourself an emperor? Bah!

Send us your leader's measurements, and we will make him a nice dress with lots of lace.

Official Motherf****** response from the Emperor
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We have been looking for 'toys' to 'test' our new military might since the war with Beiraq. I see we have found one.

It is time for Liberation.

OOC: I would like a map of your nation :D

Official Statement of the Foreign Ministry of the Supreme Commonwealth of Rosdivan

We would like to advise the Bureaucratic Empire of Icovir against conducting such a fool hardy course as attacking the nation of Emperor Nero, especially when they have simply made a reasonable offer of a gift. Or do you have some sort of odd compulsion that prevents you from attacking those who actually harm you, but not those who offer a gift for your rather effeminate leader?

OOC: lol, gift :D

IC: Icovir will not attack Clandonia Prime for various reasons. One major one is that they have helped us in various conflicts in our past, especially the Icovirian-Beiraqi war.

Otherwise, nations seeking to destroy peace and insult other nations deserve punishment, though not as severe as Clandonia's.

We see Emperor Nero's government as oppressive over their people, and the time for liberation will be soon if they don't shape up fast.

OOC: lol, gift :D

IC: Icovir will not attack Clandonia Prime for various reasons. One major one is that they have helped us in various conflicts in our past, especially the Icovirian-Beiraqi war.

Otherwise, nations seeking to destroy peace and insult other nations deserve punishment, though not as severe as Clandonia's.

We see Emperor Nero's government as oppressive over their people, and the time for liberation will be soon if they don't shape up fast.


Sending an army to face The Empire is futile. Once your soldiers witness Emperor Nero in all his glory and splendor, your soldiers will throw themselves at his feet and beg to serve him.

Our seamstress wishes to know what sort of neckline your emperor wants on his dress? Is he modest or would he prefer a low neckline to show off his man boobs?

Sending an army to face The Empire is futile. Once your soldiers witness Emperor Nero in all his glory and splendor, your soldiers will throw themselves at his feet and beg to serve him.

Our seamstress wishes to know what sort of neckline your emperor wants on his dress? Is he modest or would he prefer a low neckline to show off his man boobs?

If you try anything that even resembles threatening Icovir, you'll have to face us too.

As for Icovirian Manhood, please refer to the Soviet Top-Hit Porn Movie "Icovirian Attack!" (featuring a girl of Irish Descent and an Icovirian Immigrant).

As for Icovirian Manhood, please refer to the Soviet Top-Hit Porn Movie "Icovirian Attack!" (featuring a girl of Irish Descent and an Icovirian Immigrant).

OOC: ROFL!!! Quote of the day :D

Also, Nero, I need that map of your nation. And, can you hold off 31,000,000 soldiers?

OOC: ROFL!!! Quote of the day :D

Also, Nero, I need that map of your nation. And, can you hold off 31,000,000 soldiers?

Emperor Nero reigns over Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, plus whatever territory you occupy.

OOC: Try me. How about me and you engaged in a war? You VS. me, and the thread is closed (meaning that nobody else can enter).

If I lose, you take the Central African Republic AND Sudan. If YOU lose, I get Vietnam and Laos.

OOC: I'll start the thread if you agree to it. My map is in my sig.

OOC: I agree to fight you in a MT war, but I see no reason to limit who can participate and what land may be taken.

OOC: Well, you limit who can fight because then you'd have everyone in the UCN on my side and you'd have everyone Capitalist on your side. That, in turn, would cause this to just be a war against them with us not even doing anything anymore.

I'd limit what land can be taken because you don't want to completely abolish a country by taking over it in NS.

I'll make the thread. I'll make it a "Closed [TG to enter]" type thread with each person being allowed 2 allies. Deal?

OOC: I agree to fight you in a MT war, but I see no reason to limit who can participate and what land may be taken.

So as to then whine out loud and ask for assistance whenm in fact, it was you that got into war by taunting the Icovirian Emperor?

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What Icovir said.

Anyways, Icovir, I'd like to get involved, what do you say?

So as to then whine out loud and ask for assistance whenm in fact, it was you that got into war by taunting the Icovirian Emperor?

EDIT

What Icovir said.

Anyways, Icovir, I'd like to get involved, what do you say?

Ok, that'll be good.

Also, I just realized that my economy is better than yours' by a little bit. It started boosting ever since I joined the UCN, lol.

Stupid Jolt.

Anyhow, I'll probably be covertly sinking Icovirian commerce and mining your waters, regardless of other war participation (ie, if I do, I'm not doing it openly nor am I one of the allowed allies).

OOC: I'll fight you both by myself. The only support I require is that people be allowed to send me weapons and money. I will also require your toop deployments to be somewhat realistic. For instance, there is no way Icovir can send 31 million troops to my nation. It is way beyond his means.

Of course, other people may want to fight you in other threads, but I won't ask people to send troops to my defense.

OOC: I'll fight you both by myself. The only support I require is that people be allowed to send me weapons and money. I will also require your toop deployments to be somewhat realistic. For instance, there is no way Icovir can send 31 million troops to my nation. It is way beyond his means.

How is there no way?

31 million is roughly 3.8% of my population. With my economy, defense budget, and donations from the Beiraqi-Icovirian war, I can actually afford MORE soldiers.

I won't be using them all, though.

Also, I'll allow you to recieve weapons and aids. But from the PM's I got, I don't know if you will be getting any :D