NationStates Jolt Archive


Greetings from the socialist (apparently) Republic of Nal Nal Umpalumpa

Nal Nal Umpalumpa
01-11-2006, 17:59
Hello my playthings of the world!

I am Nal-Nal, the great leader of Nal-Nal Umpalumpa. For those who do not know already, i despise capitalists.

I shall give 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 camels to the person who can wipe out all capitalists. Thank you, and happy hunting.

If you are a captalist, go away.
Leafanistan
01-11-2006, 18:41
Read the stickies, and that number if it was in metres exceeds the size of the visible universe by 10 times.

And it is 1/7th the number of atoms in our bodies, and 1 million times the grains of sand on earth, so probably all the grains of sand on NS Earth.
Watanda
01-11-2006, 19:23
The Holy Empire of Watanda doesn't need your stinking camels.:p

Before you are going to nuke us, it was all in good humor.
Clandonia Prime
01-11-2006, 19:40
If you want to mess with the capitalists can we invade you first, give Kraven your womenfolk, Blackhelm your oil and I will take your population as slaves.
Nal Nal Umpalumpa
05-11-2006, 15:41
Oh... What the hell? This was our late leader Nal Nal, who committed suicide earlier this week.

We apologise for this outburst. We are in fact a capitalist country now, and we are under new leadership.

Thank You.

Lord Castellan Ursaker Creed.
Korshe
06-11-2006, 15:03
So much for the camels then.

But congratulations on becoming capitalistic. I, however, am neither capitasitic nor do I hate them, I just feel that imperialism is better.