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Attack of Baptist zombies...dunnn dunnn dunnn (open)

Grace Academy
31-10-2006, 07:26
OOC: Hello all, this is my last thread before I depart to improve my RP skills. Before I go being holloween eve and such I would like to start a baptist zombie thread. The checmicals mentions can not only brainwash but reanimate the dead but they didn't know about the reanimating the dead part.

IC:
The president of Grace Academy like a cockroach scuttled around in the US. His location was far away from the lab his fundy friends put up. With remaining funds he was able to hire scientists specializing in biochemistry. They tested some on random subjects to see how quickly they became brainwashed, it worked, they followed every command, but then Grace constructed the devise of their demise, and potentially the US. It worked too well and all too soon it had an overreaction, minutes after testing their new drone she fell convusling, she shen arose and attacked a scientist thus spreading the chemicals to him and so on. Plus since inhaling the gas was the main way of entry, bitten or not the whole complex fell under its influence eating the flesh of all who came close. Days went by and the vapor lifted, making it safe to breath without being zombified, only contact with a zombie would do that.

(On some road in Wisconsin)

Bob: Its kinda getting dark out...

Steve: You darn hick! Use the headlights! *flips them on*

A figure of a man was seen on the middle of the road.

Bob: $%^$^% *hits the breaks but still hits it*

Steve: Oh my God! I think ya' kill 'im! Your in deep %^&*

Bob: *gets out and walks over to it* Hello?! Are yo alwight?

Suddenly without warning the zombie lashes out and tears Bob's jugular using its teeth and then starts plodding towards Steve remembering the sequence of words nailed into its head from its creators.

Zombie: Join us...we are the truth...gays are bad...we are the only way!

Steve in shock waits there in horror then it claws his guts out and leaves him for dead in search for another victim.

(morning)

Police arrive at the grizzly scene. A police corporal exits his car and goes up to the nearby seargeant.

corporal: My God! What did this?!

Seargeant: Dunno, bobcat, or something probably some animal..but what got me is I beleive someone survived. *points at the blood in the location the zombie was hit* The car seemed to hit a man who got away...

Corporal: *observing crime scene* this has to be a murder then!


Searge: Yeah but the causes of deaths in these two teenagers doesn't quite agree. The evidence says it was an animal attack!

(morgue)
The two teenagers awaken by attack the personal thus zombifying the complex and spreading to the city. Lack of troops because of the war in Iraq helps the zombie advance. A kid also looses his way and comes into town(later hero for anti-zombie campaign) (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badidea)

OOC:
So it looks like its a war to contain the zombie contamination ;)
Mationbuds
31-10-2006, 09:04
OOC :
Hehe I'm in :P

IC :

Imperial Security Center

"Sir , we have intelligence on a ... zombie outbreak ."

"Sub-General Sam , dont joke around with me . This can lead to a court-martial you know . And dis-honorable discharge from the Imperial Military ."

"Sir I'm not trying to play around ! There really is such an outbreak . Take a look at this Intel Report ."

He thrust a thick yellow file containing video clips , pictures and data sources at his superior Brigadier General William .

After taking a long and careful look at the file's contents , he exlaimed

"Dammit , looks like you're right . This is an potential danger to Imperial citiziens and property . Classify this as a Code Red security document ."

"Aye sir ."

======================5 hours later==========================

Emperor's Office

National Security Director Jerry stepped towards Emperor Matter as the esteemed 45 year old leader came out from the lobby .

"Sir , we have a Code Red security alert ."

"What is it now ? Is it those commies again ?"

"No sir . This is much more ... comical but no less dangerous . A ... zombie outbreak has just been reported ."

"What the hell . Are you playing some kind of halloween prank on me mister ?"

"Absoultely not sir ! What do we do ?"

"Raise all Imperial Military Units immediately , place us on Defcon 3 ."

"Aye sir !"

"And contact the nation which the outbreak occured."

"Of course !"

================Telegram to Grace Academy====================

"The Empire is concerned about this new stressing developments and wishes to offer a hand of Military and ... containment support ."
Grace Academy
01-11-2006, 00:08
OOC: Hehe:D

IC:
The zombies marched on repaeating the words that were nailed deep down into their brains. CONVERT! CONVERT! they moaned as they slaughtered all in their path. Being able to act intelligently (provided the haed was intact) they commandeered an airport waiting for a place to spread their spore. "Spread the word! they moaned ritually over and over as they pulled a plane filled with checmical barrels to drop into the nearest water body to zombify all who drink.
The Americans should have responded by destroying all checmicals in homes that could be used for brainwash, but the liberals said it would infringe on their rights:p so the zombies were aloud to pollute springs thus spreading the infection. The plane dropped the barrels in Mexico near Mexico city onto the airfield, so now the immigrants were undead... Jobs...JOBS! They moaned plodding onto US soil. America's last hope rested with the national guard. :p
Icovir
01-11-2006, 00:32
OOC: lol, Baptist Zombies :D
Grace Academy
01-11-2006, 01:51
IC:
The baptist zombies clashed with a gay march filling the streets with blood, they feasted on the flesh of all non baptists, because baptists hate everyone. :cool:
Frisbeeteria
01-11-2006, 02:21
IC:
The baptist zombies clashed with a gay march filling the streets with blood, they feasted on the flesh of all non baptists, because baptists hate everyone. :cool:
Labelling a post IC doesn't make it IC. Had a well-fleshed-out character stated this In-Character, it might have been acceptable. Here, you're clearly doing Christian-bashing and trolling.

Don't repeat this, lest we have to give you an official warning. Thread locked.