NationStates Jolt Archive

What I'm doin, gettin' money, what we doin', gettin money
What they doin, hatin' on me, but they neva cross
Cash Money still the company, and bitch I'm the boss
and I be stuntin' like my daddy, stuntin' like my daddy
Stuntin' like my daddy, I be stuntin' like my daddy
I'm the, young stunna, stuntin' like my daddy
Stuntin' like my daddy, I be stuntin' like my daddy
- Lil Wayne

Tiberius Griffincrest has been announced as temporary CEO of the Griffincrest Corporation until Claudius, his father, resurfaces from hiding. Tiberius will likely take the company down a slightly different path for the time being. Tiberius had formerly been involved in many shady business dealings, and many analysts predict that Tiberius will be less war like but more criminal than his father, Claudius was. Tiberius has told reporters that he intends to not let the Griffincrest name be tarnished, and that he will defend his allies when that is necessary.

Tiberius, now 34, is the oldest of two children. Growing up as the son of Claudius Griffincrest must hae been...well lets just say a different experience than most have. He was son of not just one of the worlds richest people, but also one of the worlds worst. Claudius, by most accounts, however, has never been seen as evil, but more just a corrupt money hungry man, and Tiberius likely had a nice childhood. He is now living back on his family's manor on the Corporate Island, in the house that he shares with his sister, Julia, and his 28 year old fiancee, Lucretia Diamondshield. The two are planning on being married at some time during thid year.

Tiberius was formerly living in Wanderjar when the deposed General Guderian took him in when a coalition launched a failed assault on the Confederate homeland. It was during this time that his father, Claudius, also went missing. His dissapearance, however, was far less secret, leading Confederate media sources wondering if he was silently assasinated or perhaps living in the nation of another Corporate Alliance nation. Last night, Tiberius was brought home by an elite group of Bone Chiller mercenaries, the Griffincrest special forces. Now, we wait, holding out breath, to see what happens.

So nobody cares that the worlds most devious actual corporation has a new CEO

So nobody cares that the worlds most devious actual corporation has a new CEO

OOC:
We care, but we are waiting for something to really happen . . .

Maybe we should try and get on this guy's good side as well.

OOC: Define actual... What about Raven Corps?

SIC: Personal Letter from John Doe to Jane Smith

Dear Jane:

I was distressed to learn of your uncle's retirement. This places quite a bit of responsibility on the child, eh? Still, Let's give the kid a chance. No reason he must necessarily follow in his father's footsteps. If he makes the wrong choice, we can always put an add out for a child psychologist.

OOC: Errikland, good idea.

IC: Icovir welcomes the new CEO of Griffincrest with joy, and we have faith that he will lead Griffincrest to be an uncorrupt, large business.

We will donate $2 million to Griffincrest as our gift.


OOC2: Lucky post!

Dear Griffencrest:

We demand seventeen billion barrels of oil or we will destroy all of your oil refineries with nukes. Yes, we will nuke your corporation. :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours:

Kay, thanks.

Lord Noobshire

:mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
:gundge: :gundge: :gundge:

OOC: LOL, the most noobish post ever, though you should've used gun smiles. The name is a perfect touch :D

So nobody cares that the worlds most devious actual corporation has a new CEO

OOC: Tell you what... I'll care about your CEO once you care enough to write more than 5 lines of RP telling us how it happened. Don't make yourself look new, Blackhelm. You're looked up to by alot of new people, and this isn't too much to look up to, IMHO, sorry.

OOC: LOL, the most noobish post ever, though you should've used gun smiles. The name is a perfect touch :D

OOC: done XD

The Draco Conglomerate has found that the past actions of the Griffincrest Corp. to be reprehensible at best and wish the new (albeit temporary) CEO will be able to reverse this disturbing trend and bring Griffincrest into a new era of profit without conquest.

Williams Drace, CEO
http://www.geocities.com/jamealbeluvien/conglomerateSeal.gif

OOC: Tell you what... I'll care about your CEO once you care enough to write more than 5 lines of RP telling us how it happened. Don't make yourself look new, Blackhelm. You're looked up to by alot of new people, and this isn't too much to look up to, IMHO, sorry.

That any better?

Blackhelm, don't fill my airwaves with this crap, or else i'll bomb you. Or just destroy your little planet, whichever you prefer.

And Umvitz has also positioned it's major type-2 LEECH command ships above your capitol.

Don't make me destroy you,
-President Daniel

Blackhelm, don't fill my airwaves with this crap, or else i'll bomb you. Or just destroy your little planet, whichever you prefer.

And Umvitz has also positioned it's major type-2 LEECH command ships above your capitol.

Don't make me destroy you,
-President Daniel


I would massacre you. I have several ICBM pointed back at them

How will this affect those of us who may have mercenaries working for you?

OOC: Oh Umvitz, its Griffencrest not Blackhelm. The Blackhelm Confederacy is a country that Griffencrest practically has a stranglehold on.

I'm sure that Claudius Griffencrest is fine.

Encrypted Transmission from the Leafanistani Red Mafia

We hope this doesn't change things. And we may know where your father is. But you are in mortal danger. New Aeson has placed a bounty on both your heads, and the heads of anyone carrying the name Griffencrest.

We have 32 Elite Mercenaries, armed with Hail-37 rifles, with BDU-64 Samson Battlesuits that will not hesitate to act as your bodyguards. Say the word and you'll have 24 hour coverage by these men. We are family and we watch out for each other.

[END]

How will this affect those of us who may have mercenaries working for you?

They are still employed.

Leafanistan : We would appreciate these bodyguards very much. A small barracks is being constructed for them on the Corporate Island.

As a sign of goodwill towards the new leader of the Corporation, the Errikan Empire invites him to open up a corporate office in Urbs Insula, the largest city in our colony of Errikan Arterus, in a building provided free of charge.

As a sign of goodwill towards the new leader of the Corporation, the Errikan Empire invites him to open up a corporate office in Urbs Insula, the largest city in our colony of Errikan Arterus, in a building provided free of charge.

That sounds splendid. An office building will be underway soon.

That sounds splendid. An office building will be underway soon.

We have already provided the building (OOC: Urbs Insula is all built in one style of architecture and building materials).

Leafanistan : We would appreciate these bodyguards very much. A small barracks is being constructed for them on the Corporate Island.

OOC: Ooooo

Encrypted Transmission

We've been getting multiple hits from the servers that New Aeson is using, we can't be sure of the contents of the message, but there are plenty, and there is dialogue, we can only assume he has found the men he needs.

We'll send 2 Platoons (84) of 'Special Troopers' with fancy stolen and looted body armour.

We will also send 1 battalion of our Kreigsmarine (1000) with RIBs patrolling the island.

We also have dozens of Kraven flags and insignia that we can deploy. And more and more suits, and Kreigsmarine weapons, uniforms and equipment. We can give those that land at Corporate Island, a big surprise of which corporation they are landing at.

[END]

Well, it looks like the barracks will need to be enlarged. Thank you again, friend.

I would massacre you. I have several ICBM pointed back at them

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You idiotic baffoon. Nothing can defeat antiparticles.
Unless you get a type-2 fusion reactor, some selenium sulfide, and I mean large amounts of it, then detonate them in the interior capsule chamber at the end of the accelerator.... thats an estimate of about 45 trillion USD.

Official transmission from Umvitz parliament headquarters on Juggat IV

"Attention all criminals, mercenaries, ex-cons, hit men, assasins, bounty hunters, and any detainees.....
The Umvitanian government requests your services. The mission is to take out members of the blackhelm confederacies government. Your reward is a padon of any past crimes and delenquencies, as well as 900 million bolarum.

DO NOT KEEP THESE OFFICIALS ALIVE. They must be killed on the spot.

Thank you."

END TRANSMISSION

OOC: You sound very future tech, Blackhelm is MT so how is that fair?

OOC: You sound very future tech, Blackhelm is MT so how is that fair?

((How do you know I am not PMT?))

((How do you know I am not PMT?))

OOC: The way you sound its like PMT-FT, I'm only just on the MT-PMT bit because I have some orbital weaponry.

((Perhaps you need a lesson on what PMT is and what FT is....
PMT is like, say, 50-10 years from now, whereas FT is more of a Star Trek Era.

I am PMT because my nation exists in the years of 2067.))

((This is a slow day... anybody wanna go to war?))

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You idiotic baffoon. Nothing can defeat antiparticles.
Unless you get a type-2 fusion reactor, some selenium sulfide, and I mean large amounts of it, then detonate them in the interior capsule chamber at the end of the accelerator.... thats an estimate of about 45 trillion USD.

Official transmission from Umvitz parliament headquarters on Juggat IV

"Attention all criminals, mercenaries, ex-cons, hit men, assasins, bounty hunters, and any detainees.....
The Umvitanian government requests your services. The mission is to take out members of the blackhelm confederacies government. Your reward is a padon of any past crimes and delenquencies, as well as 900 million bolarum.

DO NOT KEEP THESE OFFICIALS ALIVE. They must be killed on the spot.

Thank you."

END TRANSMISSION

OOC: What luck! I dooooo!

5 Caracal class Cruisers
14 Cormorant class Destroyers
15 Merlin class Frigates
12 Kestral class Frigates

Warp in at 100km range from the Umvitz 'fleet'. Cruise missiles begin firing from the Caracal class Cruisers as the Frigates close in at 450 m/s.

OOC: Lets put it this way, you are on another planet, FT automatically. Interstellar travel is FT with no question.

Also selenium sulfide is the active ingredient of my dandruff shampoo, and in NS Earth God knows how much dandruff shampoo the world is producing.

Also antimatter in significant amounts if FT.

Play FT, don't be the dick 'filling our internet waves with crap' when you are in MT-PMT.

((This is a slow day... anybody wanna go to war?))

OOC: You want to fight my fleet, go ahead, but do it in another thread.

OOC: What luck! I dooooo!

5 Caracal class Cruisers
14 Cormorant class Destroyers
15 Merlin class Frigates
12 Kestral class Frigates

Warp in at 100km range from the Umvitz 'fleet'. Cruise missiles begin firing from the Caracal class Cruisers as the Frigates close in at 450 m/s.

OOC: Lets put it this way, you are on another planet, FT automatically. Interstellar travel is FT with no question.

Also selenium sulfide is the active ingredient of my dandruff shampoo, and in NS Earth God knows how much dandruff shampoo the world is producing.

Also antimatter in significant amounts if FT.

Play FT, don't be the dick 'filling our internet waves with crap' when you are in MT-PMT.
((100 km range? OH NOO! I am soo scared, since at that range cruise missile fuel burns up. I will just press the coordinates to jump, and your entire fleet will vaporize from the radiaion caused by an instantaneous high gravity singularity.))
Also, how noobish are you? 1% of shampoo is selenium sulfide, and I am talking about an entirely different chemicle, one that has two Isotopes for every molecule that makes up it's compound. And when I say masive amounts, I mean MASSIVE AMOUNTS! About the size of an entire moon.

BTW, noob, don't even try to argue with my conclusions. I am NOT going to war with you, i'd crush you.

And you need to stop acting like your "holier than thou", because it's ticking everyone off. Stop deriving conclusions about your opponent on your own, that's godmodding. I am NOT on another planet, my entire nation is located on an orbital battlestation.

What kind of conclusion is that? No arguement? I not exactly a man of blind faith.

Also how else am I supposed to derive conclusions? There are no stats on your ships, I have no idea how they work. My stats are available via EVE.

EVE, my friend, is an online massively multiplayer online game. I told you that, because it seems that you didn't know, seing how you copied their design instead of being creative.

And you could have asked nicely. Thats what normal people do these days, you know.

OOC: This is space, I need to fire the cruise missile's engines once, and they'll remain at that speed, all I need after that is small boosts for direction adjustments.

And why aren't I radiation sheilded? A high gravity singularity creates thermal radiation. Being a spaceship, even approaching the sun bathes me in that.

And how come your ships don't vaporize from the instantaneous high gravity singularity? If you say they have special shielding, why don't I?

How noobish am I? I didn't magically spawn a fleet above his capital without vaporizing his capital with a high gravity singularity which you created to jump in.

Also why do I need a moon sized amount of radioactive selenium sulfide. Why does anyone need a moon sized amount of antifungal drugs?

Most likely everyone else has done this: IGNORED.

THERMAL RADIATION? I read that, and I literally fell out of my chair laughing. So did my colleagues who I study physics with.

My little unexperienced friend, A singularity causes such high amounts of gravity , gamma and particle radiation, that your ships would have been severely damaged or destroyed by antiparticles, depending on their size.

Antifungal drugs?! OMFG you know nothing about chemistry, do you.
I was being nice, but you asked for it:
You would need a particle cannon capable of accelerating and fusing selenium (the element, not the molecule) to aproximately 12.67009% the speed of light. The reason I said selenium sulfide is because it is the most common source of selenium. So after requiring it, you would have to separate the two atoms, discarding the remaining sulfur. Then, you would have to use such extreme accuracy, which is impossible in this case, to fire the radioactive selenium from the particle accelerator to collide with the anti particle.

And the sheilding doesn't sheild you from the different angles of approah of radiation from the wormhole, or singularity. You would have to feed it EMF's at the same time as me, but then we'd both be destroyed in an atomic explosion.

Also, yes, they'd remain at that speed. But all I have to do is move out of the way, and they fly harmlessly past.
Satisfied?

Uh, thats not godmodding. It's called SCIENCE. So I suppose nature godmods all the time, because your fleet will vaporize NO MATTER WHAT, unless you move away from the wormhole to a distance of about 1 light year in .10 seconds.

Second, you just godmodded because you refused to take any losses. I am just correcting you becuse of your misjudgement.

And third, you are really annoying. I was just joking around when I said that, but you gotta act all that and take things too seriously. You must not have many friends.

My cruise missiles use the remaining fuel to adjust their trajectory to ensure a hit on the target. Missile usually means guided, Rocket usually means unguided.

And how come your ships don't vaporize from the instantaneous high gravity singularity? If you say they have special shielding, why don't I?

How noobish am I? I didn't magically spawn a fleet above his capital without vaporizing his capital with a high gravity singularity which you created to jump in.

Why do I have to accelerate selenium? I accelerate a charge with a ferrous shell and an inner core of plasma.

YOU MUST READ, my friend. READ!!!

I clearly stated that I would be feeding it EMF's, which would protect me from the radiation and the gravity. But if you were to do the same, the wormhole would grow, becoming a black hole, and destroy us both.

And I already replied to that.

And because nothing goes your way, you make stuff up. READ, my friend. YOU MUST READ!!!!!!

The laws of PHYSICS, not my laws, but NATURES, provide you with what you need. You MUST use a particle accelerator, not your own design. Because that's godmodding, exactly the reason why you are IGNORED.

Wow. What a noob. Sorry, BC, but i'm not going to delete mine so that all can see what a noob he was.

Jumping out now...