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The Reich Defense Ministry proudly announces it's new Super-Soldier Force, the Chimp-1,101SS! As the image suggests, the SuperSoldier in question is not a human, but still primate enough to be acceptable to us. Due to advances in areas such as neural implants, chimpanzee training and the banana-producing sector of our agricultural industry, the Reich now wields a fearsome new breed of soldier. Armed with a 68. Caliber Machine Gun, Advanced Helmet HUD systems, and SPECTRA Body-armor, the Chimp-1,101SS can be trained to perform a wide variety of tasks on the battlefield. It is much more agile and has a much higher endurance than your normal human.

We are also selling this thing for a mere one billion dollars per chimp.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

OOC-Lol. You makin' fun of me? :p

ooc: Tocrowia, LOL I loved that picture.:cool:

Zukariaa;11870737']OOC-Lol. You makin' fun of me? :p

((OOC: Not just you. This is a parody of all the "SuperSoldier" threads going around.))

((OOC: Not just you. This is a parody of all the "SuperSoldier" threads going around.))

OOC-Yeah, I made mine. Then I was talking to Hataria on MSN and he decided to make some. Then Aeson decided to make some. It was starting to get annoying.. <_<

OOC: LOL! Nice pic!

Zukariaa;11870781']OOC-Yeah, I made mine. Then I was talking to Hataria on MSN and he decided to make some. Then Aeson decided to make some. It was starting to get annoying.. <_<

OOC: I thought the Aeson already had supersoldiers...
IC:

A quick inquiry:
Could these supersoldiers be used as court jesters or a circus sideshow?

Sighed [sic],
Ciaran Lynch

OOC: I thought the Aeson already had supersoldiers...
IC:

A quick inquiry:
Could these supersoldiers be used as court jesters or a circus sideshow?

Sighed [sic],
Ciaran Lynch

No. They are designed to kill.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

OOC: I thought the Aeson already had supersoldiers...

OOC-He decided to make three more.

Could these supersoldiers be used as court jesters or a circus sideshow?

*Wishes he hadn't closed the Little Purple Monkey Storefront*

Zukariaa;11870781']OOC-Yeah, I made mine. Then I was talking to Hataria on MSN and he decided to make some. Then Aeson decided to make some. It was starting to get annoying.. <_<

((OOC: Yes, well...you made commie-killing Space Marines, so I decided to make Capy-killing Chimps...pretty fair, no? >_>))

No. They are designed to kill.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

...so, could they use throwing knives to "kill" apples placed on people's heads?

Signed,
Ciaran Lynch

Zukariaa;11870812']OOC-He decided to make three more.

OOC: That bastard. I was thinking about making supersoldiers, but now I'm gonna have to wait to avoid the bandwagon.

OOC: That bastard. I was thinking about making supersoldiers, but now I'm gonna have to wait to avoid the bandwagon.

(OOC: Ditto, also stop making me quote your posts, it's annoying :P)

(OOC: Ditto, also stop making me quote your posts, it's annoying :P)

OOC: :p

Weren't you going to make cyborgs or somethin' like that??

((OOC: Yes, well...you made commie-killing Space Marines, so I decided to make Capy-killing Chimps...pretty fair, no? >_>))

OOC-Yeah, yeah. Death to Commies, etc, etc.

@LNI-Yeah, everyone making them right after me is making me feel like people think I'm just part of some kind of,"LOLZ LETZ ALL MAEK SS's" phase.

OOC: :p

Weren't you going to make cyborgs or somethin' like that??

(OOC: Yes, Pygmalion Soldiers, they ruled more than anything but never got as popular as some of the others, like CapPols, but now I'm turning into another dark nation I might have some Super Sol but i'll wait for this wagon to end...)

...so, could they use throwing knives to "kill" apples placed on people's heads?

Signed,
Ciaran Lynch



Hell no.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Hell no.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Please?

Signed,
Ciaran Lynch


OOC-Yeah, yeah. Death to Commies, etc, etc.
So, did a commie ICkick your dog or something when you were IClittle?

the Empire of 1010102 wishes to order 100 hundred of these cute cuddly killing machines.

So, did a commie ICkick your dog or something when you were IClittle?

OOC-Ya gotta hate someone, so why not Commies? :p

Zukariaa;11870892']OOC-Ya gotta hate someone, so why not Commies? :p

(OOC: Cos I'm twice as large as your nation and twice as evil)

Please?

Signed,
Ciaran Lynch



For the very last time, no. Oh, and Binary+2, your order is confirmed.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

For the very last time, no. Oh, and Binary+2, your order is confirmed.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

yay monkey killing machines. do they still throw their poo?

(OOC: Cos I'm twice as large as your nation and twice as evil)

OOC-Well..
1) I don't care how big you are, really. And technically, if you've read my signature, the Zukariaan Empire is around 2,700,000,000 people.

2) How would you know if you're twice as evil? I'm pretty evil. :p

Zukariaa;11870931']OOC-Well..
1) I don't care how big you are, really. And technically, if you've read my signature, the Zukariaan Empire is around 2,700,000,000 people.

2) How would you know if you're twice as evil? I'm pretty evil. :p

(OOC: 2,700,000,000 that's pretty big, hows 3,200,000,000? If ye interested we could orchestrate a war cos I'm just recently turned evil, but I win for being the creator of NS Newbtopian Comics... Which you've probably never read)

(OOC: 2,700,000,000 that's pretty big, hows 3,200,000,000? If ye interested we could orchestrate a war cos I'm just recently turned evil, but I win for being the creator of NS Newbtopian Comics... Which you've probably never read)

do you have a libary of those?

(OOC: 2,700,000,000 that's pretty big, hows 3,200,000,000? If ye interested we could orchestrate a war cos I'm just recently turned evil, but I win for being the creator of NS Newbtopian Comics... Which you've probably never read)

OOC-No, I haven't. But I was a Kraven Slave State for most of my NS time, and killed 250 million people in one post in the Danteri Civil War. :eek:
But, nah. I don't feel like having a war.

Zukariaa;11870863']
OOC-Yeah, yeah. Death to Commies, etc, etc.

@LNI-Yeah, everyone making them right after me is making me feel like people think I'm just part of some kind of,"LOLZ LETZ ALL MAEK SS's" phase.

OOC: For the record, I already had supersoldiers. This reminded me that I probably ought to do some kind of write up for them. Then I figured as long as I was doing that, I ought to keep them competitive. Not like I suddenly had the epiphany for using super soldiers from you.

do you have a libary of those?

(OOC: Check my sig, it's in there now...)

(OOC: Check my sig, it's in there now...)

Shit, is that you Toopoxia?

Shit, is that you Toopoxia?

(OOC: Yeah, Toopoxia was a puppet of this nation though, not the other way round, check dates, I'm being drafted by Kraven to start the Comics up again so I'll probably have to do that soon mebbe...)

Shit, is that you Toopoxia?

FYI:

Toopoxia = Toops.

Reverse Toops, and what do you get?

Spoot!

FYI:

Toopoxia = Toops.

Reverse Toops, and what do you get?

Spoot!

,spooT?

,spooT?
TGs, check em
or else the kitten gets it