Jihadiraq
28-10-2006, 10:10
Communique to the Great Satan, Atheist Secularist Devil Loving Democracies:
Greetings, amoral secularist dogs! Today a new phase has begun in the history of Jihadiraq started when the damnable Russians, may they roast in Hell, were ejected from our Great and Glorious Nation!
Operation Great Cleansing has begun with the erection of the Great Wall of Jihadiraq. Actually it is two walls, with a landmine and pungi stick traps between them.
The first wall will be made ten stories high. It will be wide enough for tanks to drive on top of, and machine gun any foreing secularist atheist devil worshipping scum to death. In between will be a no-mans land of landmine and punji sticks, and also we will breed deadly vipers that will nest in this no mans land and kill whoever enters it.
This no mans land between the first wall and the sexond, also ten stories high, will be a span of five miles. Between the landmines, snakes, punji sticks there will also be random spots that will shoot flames from buried flame throwers dotting the no mans land. The flames will hopefully kill whoever gets by the snakes, landmines and punji stick pits.
Beyond this last wall will be a 10 mile Dematirallized zone. We have imported vicious carnivores to kill any one that makes it this far. We also have imported cannibals we have armed with machine guns and machettes who have taked up residence in the Demilatiresed zone. They have our permission to eat all foiriengers.
Many of the Great Satans have called us paranoid and insane. We are therefore ejecting from our nation all foriengers who are from such nations. The country of origin has one lunar month to take ALL citizens of theirs including diplomats, out of Jihadiraq or they will be given to the cannibals. We don't need you and your moral filth and pollution in our Fabulopus Nation. This includes your so called "buisnessmen", who are really spies and smugglers. We know who they are and they too will become an entree on the cannibals dinner plate unless you get them out in one lunar month.
When the moon is full again, they must be gone. Or they will find themselves in a cannibal's stewpot.
Grand Poobah
Revolutionary Palace
Revolution City, Jihadiraq
Greetings, amoral secularist dogs! Today a new phase has begun in the history of Jihadiraq started when the damnable Russians, may they roast in Hell, were ejected from our Great and Glorious Nation!
Operation Great Cleansing has begun with the erection of the Great Wall of Jihadiraq. Actually it is two walls, with a landmine and pungi stick traps between them.
The first wall will be made ten stories high. It will be wide enough for tanks to drive on top of, and machine gun any foreing secularist atheist devil worshipping scum to death. In between will be a no-mans land of landmine and punji sticks, and also we will breed deadly vipers that will nest in this no mans land and kill whoever enters it.
This no mans land between the first wall and the sexond, also ten stories high, will be a span of five miles. Between the landmines, snakes, punji sticks there will also be random spots that will shoot flames from buried flame throwers dotting the no mans land. The flames will hopefully kill whoever gets by the snakes, landmines and punji stick pits.
Beyond this last wall will be a 10 mile Dematirallized zone. We have imported vicious carnivores to kill any one that makes it this far. We also have imported cannibals we have armed with machine guns and machettes who have taked up residence in the Demilatiresed zone. They have our permission to eat all foiriengers.
Many of the Great Satans have called us paranoid and insane. We are therefore ejecting from our nation all foriengers who are from such nations. The country of origin has one lunar month to take ALL citizens of theirs including diplomats, out of Jihadiraq or they will be given to the cannibals. We don't need you and your moral filth and pollution in our Fabulopus Nation. This includes your so called "buisnessmen", who are really spies and smugglers. We know who they are and they too will become an entree on the cannibals dinner plate unless you get them out in one lunar month.
When the moon is full again, they must be gone. Or they will find themselves in a cannibal's stewpot.
Grand Poobah
Revolutionary Palace
Revolution City, Jihadiraq