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Men and women surrounded the Errikan Embassy in Cohenianople. They were the Jaredcohenian Islamics, making up a large percentage of Jaredcohenia. They held signs, We Deserve Respect, You Get Our Respect, Where's Ours?, John 3:16, Muslims Deserve A Better Errikland!

You may wonder why they are protesting. Errikland is infamous for it's maltreating of Islamics, who knows, along with homosexuals it's probably illegal to be a Muslim there too.

Rocks were thrown at the Embassy. "Give us rights!" They shouted. "Treat us fair! Give us a mosque or two, we give you a Church!"

Police had stationed around the embassy, with full riot gear on. Several of the police men were Islamic as well. "Guys!" They fired in the air. "Stop throwing rocks! Next one to throw a rock will be arrested." It was then that a police man, Sgt. Mahmoud Roslin, threw a rock at the embassy. Utter chaos broke out.

A man had waved an Errikan flag, and it was torched.

The Ambassador watched on the security screen what was going on outside of the embassy. It was utter chaos.

"So, Commander, what would you say we do?"

"We just need to stay in lockdown for now," the Commander of the Security for the Embassy said, "And you need to get on the phone with some Jaredcohenian leaders and get this mess sorted out."

The Ambassador had noticed that he had not adressed his position, as was standard procedure, but he did not care for now. This was a problem.
These people clearly did not understand the situation in Errikland. There was no ban on Islam; there was freedom of religion, provided said religion didn't mean breaking Errikan law (so no Aztecs cutting people's hearts out while they are still alive). Sure, they were not exempt from property taxes, as Jews and Christians were, and they had limited political rights, but any legislator trying to change that would be chased out of Sadet by an angry mob one hundred times the size of the one currently at his doorstep. Besides, why would Jaredcohenian Muslims care about the conditions in Errikland, where none of them lived?

"Get me on the phone with the Jaredcohenian tyrant, if possible," he said to his secretary upon entering his office.

Two Chinooks were rearing to go, filled up with eight Jimuhn troops carring A-91's. This was a special mission team designed to get heat off the Errikan gov't's back. They would land atop the embassy and open fire on the protestors, then be caught by the police, and pose as radical christians from Scandivan.

Beloved Allie, the Errikan Emperor

We have a plan. We will drop a few troops that will pose as radical christians
from Scandivan and your police will arrest them, then the will be replaced by
twelve other people who look just like them and be smuggled back to the
Latican Republic.

A friend and Allie,
Prime Minister Fey Zolix

Two Chinooks were rearing to go, filled up with eight Jimuhn troops carring A-91's. This was a special mission team designed to get heat off the Errikan gov't's back. They would land atop the embassy and open fire on the protestors, then be caught by the police, and pose as radical christians from Scandivan.

Beloved Allie, the Errikan Emperor

We have a plan. We will drop a few troops that will pose as radical christians
from Scandivan and your police will arrest them, then the will be replaced by
twelve other people who look just like them and be smuggled back to the
Latican Republic.

A friend and Allie,
Prime Minister Fey Zolix

OOC: This is in Jaredcohenia, so Jaredcohenian police would capture them

OOC: My men would die at my order. And my order is to help you, what can we do?

OOC: My men would die at my order. And my order is to help you, what can we do?

OOC: At this point, we are trying to solve this diplomatically.
We thank you for your loyalty, and request that you are patient. We will try to solve this peacefully before taking any drastic action.

OOC: What about an intimidation factor? Where several of my chinooks fly over the embassy bustling with more-than-average-weaponry?

The mob was getting angrier.

"Give us rights! Give us freedoms!" The secular Muslims cried. "Give us equality!"
~~~~
"So umm...what are you wearing?" Aaron Cohen was on the phone. "I bet you look nice in that." He failed to notice that line two had a call coming in. "Are you at home...alone? Your brother C there?"
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Rocks were thrown, bullets were fired into the air as riot patrollers tried to break up the mob. A rock had smashed through a window, glass shattering all over the place. Men jumped into the window and stormed the embassy. "Find the Errikans! Make them give us freedoms!"

Sgt. Roslin was leading the rioters, he was carrying a rifle with him. "Find the oppressors and we'll oppress them! Make them feel how we feel when we want to go to the fucking beach on vacation!"

"Jihad!"

OOC: Do you understand the severity of a Jihad?

Hello, Jaredcohenia Leaders

We have recently notice that one of our allies embassy is under attack by
some of your more, fantic religous following,
people. And we request that you allow us to evacute them using several
Chinooks. We will take them back to there
national capitol. But we fear that the mob will not stop there and will
posibble try to start a war with the Errikan Empire
and/or the Latican Republic. These are delicate times, the decision is
up to you.

Helping a friend in need,
Prime Minister Fey Zolix

OOC: Do you understand the severity of a Jihad?

OOC: Why are you in my topic?

The mob was getting angrier.

"Give us rights! Give us freedoms!" The secular Muslims cried. "Give us equality!"
~~~~
"So umm...what are you wearing?" Aaron Cohen was on the phone. "I bet you look nice in that." He failed to notice that line two had a call coming in. "Are you at home...alone? Your brother C there?"
~~~~
Rocks were thrown, bullets were fired into the air as riot patrollers tried to break up the mob. A rock had smashed through a window, glass shattering all over the place. Men jumped into the window and stormed the embassy. "Find the Errikans! Make them give us freedoms!"

Sgt. Roslin was leading the rioters, he was carrying a rifle with him. "Find the oppressors and we'll oppress them! Make them feel how we feel when we want to go to the fucking beach on vacation!"

"Jihad!"

OOC: The actual building is not right on the street. There is a wall, then an open area, then the building. So I assume that they would be storming the wall.
Also, tourists are not oppressed. They are just treated like tourists, regardless of religion (again with the unless they violate the law Aztec thing)

OOC: What about an intimidation factor? Where several of my chinooks fly over the embassy bustling with more-than-average-weaponry?

OOC: Do you understand the severity of a Jihad?

Hello, Jaredcohenia Leaders

We have recently notice that one of our allies embassy is under attack by
some of your more, fantic religous following,
people. And we request that you allow us to evacute them using several
Chinooks. We will take them back to there
national capitol. But we fear that the mob will not stop there and will
posibble try to start a war with the Errikan Empire
and/or the Latican Republic. These are delicate times, the decision is
up to you.

Helping a friend in need,
Prime Minister Fey Zolix

The chinooks would be appriciated.

OOC: The actual building is not right on the street. There is a wall, then an open area, then the building. So I assume that they would be storming the wall.
Also, tourists are not oppressed. They are just treated like tourists, regardless of religion (again with the unless they violate the law Aztec thing)

OOC: I'm also referring to immigrants. And they are inside the walls of it.

OOC: Why are you in my topic?

OOC: Because Errikan Empire is my ally. Now if this is just between the two of you I will happily shut the hell up, but I'm really bored right now so please down. :(

To those guys who sent me a message:

My people are given the right to protest. I'm sorry that I give them any rights at all, next time legislation passes I'll veto it for sure.

And what the bloody fuck is a Chinook?

Premier Aaron Cohen

OOC:
Just gonna add this as a subscription for a good read later.

OOC: I'm also referring to immigrants. And they are inside the walls of it.

OOC: I don't recall there being any immigrants, but okay

IC:

"I say this constitutes an attack on sovereign Errikan territory," the Security Commander said, watching the monitors, "But let's give them one last warning, if anything to stop any that may want to scale the walls."

The loadspeaker system inside and outside the building cracked to life.

"Attention, rioters. Any attack on the embassy will be considered attack on the Errikan Empire. Any attackers will be shot, as it is our soveriegn duty to protect Errikan territory. However, no peaceful protesters will be attacked if they do not place themselves in harms way. Thank you for your cooperation."

The guards, already ready from lockdown, rushed to defensive positions.

People of Jaredcohenia

Those "protestors" are bloody hell assualting the embassy, the few troops
there won't stop them so we need to get our allies out of there before they
are massacred.

And damnit a chinook is a Helicopter Transport Unit.

A servant of the Latican Republic of Three Continents,
Prime Minister Fey Zolix

Eight chinooks were prepped for flight, and only contained eight soldiers each, leaving the other twenty-seven seats open for the people stuck at the embassy.

For this mission the troops were given the FAMAS and 14 Magazines each. Every Chinook was armed with Eight RPD's on each side with 1,400 rounds each.

Everything was set and it was only a matter of time till they were at the Jaredcohenian border, where they would wait for orders.

People of Jaredcohenia

Those "protestors" are bloody hell assualting the embassy, the few troops
there won't stop them so we need to get our allies out of there before they
are massacred.

And damnit a chinook is a Helicopter Transport Unit.

A servant of the Latican Republic of Three Continents,
Prime Minister Fey Zolix

Eight chinooks were prepped for flight, and only contained eight soldiers each, leaving the other twenty-seven seats open for the people stuck at the embassy.

For this mission the troops were given the FAMAS and 14 Magazines each. Every Chinook was armed with Eight RPD's on each side with 1,400 rounds each.

Everything was set and it was only a matter of time till they were at the Jaredcohenian border, where they would wait for orders.

OOC: Jaredcohenia is an island. Good luck with finding a border. And sending any soldiers to my nation will be considered an attack on it, and if you want African lands...

People of Jaredcohenia

Those "protestors" are bloody hell assualting the embassy, the few troops
there won't stop them so we need to get our allies out of there before they
are massacred.

And damnit a chinook is a Helicopter Transport Unit.

A servant of the Latican Republic of Three Continents,
Prime Minister Fey Zolix

Eight chinooks were prepped for flight, and only contained eight soldiers each, leaving the other twenty-seven seats open for the people stuck at the embassy.

For this mission the troops were given the FAMAS and 14 Magazines each. Every Chinook was armed with Eight RPD's on each side with 1,400 rounds each.

Everything was set and it was only a matter of time till they were at the Jaredcohenian border, where they would wait for orders.

OOC: Jaredcohenia is an island. Good luck with finding a border. And sending any soldiers to my nation will be considered an attack on it, and if you want African lands...

I would advise you to stay out of this for now, my friend. There is no use escilating to conflict at this point.

OOC: Then forget I put that there were soldiers in there. And then I contract civilian pilots and such

"Jihad!" They screamed as they ran through the embassy. They didn't care if they died, as long as they died doing what they did was right. Anyways, killing an officer of the law was murder in Jaredcohenian law. I would hate to be the guy who shot Sgt. Roslin

"Kill them! Kill them all!" They screeched as bullets became lodged in the walls of the embassy. Fires were set.


Outside, however, a corp of non-Islamic riot police were on the scene. This time, they were armed with tear gas.

"Everyone out of the damn way!" One policeman yelled as another one threw tear gas into the crowd outside the embassy, a cloud of yellow smoke rose trough the air.

"You sure you didn't take the chlorine, Bob?" The riot policeman next to the one who through the tear gas noted. "Last time I checked tear gas ain't yellow."

"Shut up. I took 2-chlorobenzalmalononitrile. Tear gas." As they spoke, a man climbed onto the roof of the embassy and torched the flag. The Errikan flag crumbled to the ground, a smoldering pile of ashes. The man was shot off the roof and crashed lifelessly onto the concrete walkway.


People clearly were able to hear bullets outside of the embassy. There was definitely more than one man with an automatic rifle.

I would advise you to stay out of this for now, my friend. There is no use escilating to conflict at this point.

I'm trying to get you out of there, but now I need to find another way friend. And I will conciede to your advice. BTW I was thinking that if we got you out with a Chinook one would be shot down by a RPG-7 round and land atop a building and is charged by the mob...

"Jihad!" They screamed as they ran through the embassy. They didn't care if they died, as long as they died doing what they did was right. Anyways, killing an officer of the law was murder in Jaredcohenian law. I would hate to be the guy who shot Sgt. Roslin

"Kill them! Kill them all!" They screeched as bullets became lodged in the walls of the embassy. Fires were set.


Outside, however, a corp of non-Islamic riot police were on the scene. This time, they were armed with tear gas.

"Everyone out of the damn way!" One policeman yelled as another one threw tear gas into the crowd outside the embassy, a cloud of yellow smoke rose trough the air.

"You sure you didn't take the chlorine, Bob?" The riot policeman next to the one who through the tear gas noted. "Last time I checked tear gas ain't yellow."

"Shut up. I took 2-chlorobenzalmalononitrile. Tear gas." As they spoke, a man climbed onto the roof of the embassy and torched the flag. The Errikan flag crumbled to the ground, a smoldering pile of ashes. The man was shot off the roof and crashed lifelessly onto the concrete walkway.


People clearly were able to hear bullets outside of the embassy. There was definitely more than one man with an automatic rifle.

"They are attacking. Fire at will."

The guards opened fire on the men storming the embassy. Though it was difficult to do so with AE5s, they tried to avoid killing, mostly going for the legs, arms, and lower torsos. These were foreign civilians, after all. Even if they had attacked Errikan territory.

"The elevators have been sealed off, and the stairwells are guarded," the Commander said, "They cannot get past the first floor. And I don't care how fanatical these lunatics are, there is no way that they can stand up to well armed and trained Errikans."

I'm trying to get you out of there, but now I need to find another way friend. And I will conciede to your advice. BTW I was thinking that if we got you out with a Chinook one would be shot down by a RPG-7 round and land atop a building and is charged by the mob...

At this point I am trying to contain the situation.

The Shazbotdom Embasy in Jaredcohenia has issued the following statement:
While we do not wish to take sides, we do wish to mention that if any Islamic Nationals who live in the nation of Errikan wish for a place where they will find equal rights, then you are free to come to The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom. We are finding new ways every day to increase the amount of political and perosnal fredoms as well as Economic freedoms.

Now, to ensure the safety of those working in the Shazbotdom Embasy, we have ordered the Marine detachment here to lock down our embasy. Only those with appointments in the next 48 hours will be allowed inside the compled. If you wish to make an appointment for the next 48 hours, please phone ahead at 993-323-8431, E-Mail us at embasy2234@shazbotdom.gov, or mail us a registered letter.

I thank the local news media for their cooperation in the distribution of this memo.

As their allie had commanded the Latican did not launch a single aircraft. But they did prepare.

Several minutes after the report they would not be allowed to rescue their allies, yet, they prepared fourteen Chinooks with ten men each carring FAMAS and several magazines.

Each Chinook had also added on four extra RPD machine guns, with fourteen hundred rounds in each gun.

Twenty Super Cobras were preped to fly as were 10 Hercules filled with 92 paratroopers each.

This wasn't an invasion, simply a cover-all-your-bases kind of operation, even though it was politically stupid. On another note the Secretary of Foreign Affairs asked the Errikan empire if it could send twenty Jimuhn troops(A-91's) to its Capitol.

The Shazbotdom Embasy in Jaredcohenia has issued the following statement:
While we do not wish to take sides, we do wish to mention that if any Islamic Nationals who live in the nation of Errikan wish for a place where they will find equal rights, then you are free to come to The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom. We are finding new ways every day to increase the amount of political and perosnal fredoms as well as Economic freedoms.

Now, to ensure the safety of those working in the Shazbotdom Embasy, we have ordered the Marine detachment here to lock down our embasy. Only those with appointments in the next 48 hours will be allowed inside the compled. If you wish to make an appointment for the next 48 hours, please phone ahead at 993-323-8431, E-Mail us at embasy2234@shazbotdom.gov, or mail us a registered letter.

I thank the local news media for their cooperation in the distribution of this memo.

All Muslims in Errikland (there are 125) will be encoraged to take this offer.

As their allie had commanded the Latican did not launch a single aircraft. But they did prepare.

Several minutes after the report they would not be allowed to rescue their allies, yet, they prepared fourteen Chinooks with ten men each carring FAMAS and several magazines.

Each Chinook had also added on four extra RPD machine guns, with fourteen hundred rounds in each gun.

Twenty Super Cobras were preped to fly as were 10 Hercules filled with 92 paratroopers each.

This wasn't an invasion, simply a cover-all-your-bases kind of operation, even though it was politically stupid. On another note the Secretary of Foreign Affairs asked the Errikan empire if it could send twenty Jimuhn troops(A-91's) to its Capitol.

SIC:

Currently our capital is not in danger, though we thank you for your offer. We actually would like to offer an Army group (10 100,000 man armies) to reinforce your homeland should situations grow ugly.

To Our Allies in Distress, the Errikan Embassy

How are you holding up, friends? We have a thousand plus men ready to
secure, pull you out, or assualt the enemies around you. We'll do anything
neccesary for you at this time. But the pesci goverment won't let us move in,
but we will go to war to save your embassy, if it is your wish.

We also accept your offer to send an Army Group into our nation.

A servant of the Latican Republic of Three Continents,
Prime Minister Fey Zolix

What the soldiers failed to realize was that, due to conscription, all Jaredcohenian able males were trained with rifles and in guerilla combat. When the Errikans were spotted, they hit the ground and fired at their chest. The more blood, the better. The more they suffered, the better. Quick and painless wasn't a thing for them.

Bullets fired all over the place, they were the good kind of bullets. They had depleted uranium on the tips, the kind that shot through any kind of armor and left a kick of radioactivity for fun.


Outside the Embassy

The riot-police were overwhelmed by the extreme voracity of the protestors. Police had been shot and killed while their ammo raided, they stormed the embassy and climed on the roof. Police had managed to kill some of them, but not all of them.

Bean bag guns were fired at rowdy unarmed protestors, instead of beans there must've been lead in them. Anyone who got hit flew back.

Riot-police weren't enough. The Jaredcohenian Red Army was called in, tanks now rolled in towards the embassy.

"Out of the way or you will be decapitated." That was a nice way to end a protest. "We mean it." Men were scared of the tanks, they were a sign of cold, brutal bone crushing. They cleared a path as the tank moved in and blocked the walkway into the embassy. Soldiers had came out of the tank and had marched into the enclosed area, for protection of anyone who was there than wanted to get out.

OOC: There are more than 125 muslims in Errikland.

just for the hell of it, anti-errikan propoganda!

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/6018/errikanxm5.png

To Our Allies in Distress, the Errikan Embassy

How are you holding up, friends? We have a thousand plus men ready to
secure, pull you out, or assualt the enemies around you. We'll do anything
neccesary for you at this time. But the pesci goverment won't let us move in,
but we will go to war to save your embassy, if it is your wish.

A servant of the Latican Republic of Three Continents,
Prime Minister Fey Zolix

Valliant Ally,

Our current situation is stable, as the rioters are confined to outside and the first floor. We have the greatest confidence in our guards, and no doubt that they can defend us. Thank you for your support, but do not rush into war over this. We shall be fine.

The Errikan Ambassador to Jaredcohenia,
Matthew K. Taylor

To Our Allies in Distress, the Errikan Embassy

How are you holding up, friends? We have a thousand plus men ready to
secure, pull you out, or assualt the enemies around you. We'll do anything
neccesary for you at this time. But the pesci goverment won't let us move in,
but we will go to war to save your embassy, if it is your wish.

We also accept your offer to send an Army Group into our nation.

A servant of the Latican Republic of Three Continents,
Prime Minister Fey Zolix

OOC: Really, I don't want to slaughter you

Or do i :D!

OOC: Really, I don't want to slaughter you

Or do i :D!

Oh come out with it, you know you want to :p

IC: A new police force was being trained (lol, the Jimuhn were actually army/polic, haha go0oood times raping and murdering bandits go0oood times) for jobs such as Embassy guard duty, the were called the Moki. They had 2,000 conscripts. Their standard weapon was the FAMAS.

Another police force, which was actually ment to keep down all the insurgence in newly conquerored territory resembled the KGB. And were called the UnCami. They had 3,000 conscript. Their standard rifle was the FAMAS.

A third and final police force was being made, this time for the governence of all of the Latican Republic's land. They were called the Jiman and would probable be the most corrupt of all the police for, they had 15,000 conscripts. Their standard weapon was the Mosin Nagot.

What the soldiers failed to realize was that, due to conscription, all Jaredcohenian able males were trained with rifles and in guerilla combat. When the Errikans were spotted, they hit the ground and fired at their chest. The more blood, the better. The more they suffered, the better. Quick and painless wasn't a thing for them.

Bullets fired all over the place, they were the good kind of bullets. They had depleted uranium on the tips, the kind that shot through any kind of armor and left a kick of radioactivity for fun.


Outside the Embassy

The riot-police were overwhelmed by the extreme voracity of the protestors. Police had been shot and killed while their ammo raided, they stormed the embassy and climed on the roof. Police had managed to kill some of them, but not all of them.

Bean bag guns were fired at rowdy unarmed protestors, instead of beans there must've been lead in them. Anyone who got hit flew back.

Riot-police weren't enough. The Jaredcohenian Red Army was called in, tanks now rolled in towards the embassy.

"Out of the way or you will be decapitated." That was a nice way to end a protest. "We mean it." Men were scared of the tanks, they were a sign of cold, brutal bone crushing. They cleared a path as the tank moved in and blocked the walkway into the embassy. Soldiers had came out of the tank and had marched into the enclosed area, for protection of anyone who was there than wanted to get out.

OOC: There are more than 125 muslims in Errikland.

just for the hell of it, anti-errikan propoganda!

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/6018/errikanxm5.png

OOC: Depleted Uranium bullets? How the hell would rioters get depleted uranium bullets? Plus, the radiation is negligible.
Also, with a population of your size and a government budget of your size, how could you afford to train that many people?

IC:

The guards soon realized that they were facing more than your average rioters, and switched tactics. They moved rapidly, firing in rapid, short bursts at the face, neck, and chests of their enemies before moving quickly again. They were always on the move, and always ducked behind cover. Grenades were used sparingly, always at clumps and always having been held for a moment after pulling the pin, meaning that most grenades would blow before settling.

The Security Commander, meanwhile, was disturbed by what he saw. These men appeared to have some sort of military training. This meant that this "siege" could last longer than he thought.
"Ambassador Taylor?" he said over an intercom, "I suggest you secure yourself in your office."

The Modified Fourteen Chinooks, (w/ 10 men each w/ FAMAS) Twenty Super Cobras, and Ten Hercules (with/ 92 paratroopers w/ A-91s) had formed themselves into the 1st Airel Support Legion.

Hearing of the growing diar sistuation at the Errikan Embassy, he ordered his men to train day and night, getting seven hours of sleep and only lunch and dinner.

They must be ready, the Prime Minister thought, we must prove ourselves!

OOC: Because they are Muslims. They get what they want.

And you know every time we get the public sector thing and you always go DATS A BAD THING OMG D: well, there you have it. And consider the fact that not every single male of my 2B or so males is 18-25 years old.

IC:

"Grenades? In a fucking building? These guys are crazier than we are." One of the rioters commented. "Mahmoud...you still got that tear gas?"

"Yeah...why?"

"Chuck it in that room." It seemed to be the last room until the elevators. "Then we wait a few moments and fire like hell...like back in training."

"Why not save it for later? There is bound to be more heavier armed men."

"Just shut the fuck up and shoot!" A rioter screamed as he ran into the room and shot at anything, his bullets were blazing, ripping holes in tables and probable important anti-Islam documents!

"Freaking moron..." Sgt. Roslin thought to himself, the rest of the men followed suit.

Beloved Allie, at the Errikan Embassy

What is you situation? We have heard rumors that the troops are
trained and are close to taking the second floor, we
have a Jimuhn Legion ready for assualt, please tell us where and
when any assitance or information will be much obliged.

Your Allie and Friend,
Prime Minister Fey Zolix

OOC: Because they are Muslims. They get what they want.

And you know every time we get the public sector thing and you always go DATS A BAD THING OMG D: well, there you have it. And consider the fact that not every single male of my 2B or so males is 18-25 years old.

IC:

"Grenades? In a fucking building? These guys are crazier than we are." One of the rioters commented. "Mahmoud...you still got that tear gas?"

"Yeah...why?"

"Chuck it in that room." It seemed to be the last room until the elevators. "Then we wait a few moments and fire like hell...like back in training."

"Why not save it for later? There is bound to be more heavier armed men."

"Just shut the fuck up and shoot!" A rioter screamed as he ran into the room and shot at anything, his bullets were blazing, ripping holes in tables and probable important anti-Islam documents!

"Freaking moron..." Sgt. Roslin thought to himself, the rest of the men followed suit.

OOC: Um . . . I cannot understand what you are saying. How do they get depleted uranium bullets just because of their religion? And are you saying that because you have a lot of beuracrats soaking up money that your military gets more money? Military is not public sector, it is military. I am basing my numbers off NSTracker, which says that your military is twenty nine percent of your $5,901,609,996,281.14 expenditures. How much of your population does fall under the group of 18-25 years old?

IC:
The facial filters that all Errikan guards, in fact, all Faust Troopers and Commandos, had worn since an ill fated use of mustard gas by the enemy way back in the Errikan Civil war payed off now, making the guards uneffected by the gas.

The bullets, however, were not so easily dealt with.

Two guards fell, while the others rolled for cover and opened fire on the charging rioters. The less solid cover quickly dissapated, meaning that many of the guards had to continue moving rapidly as they had been before, firing on the most apparent enemies before moving on.

To: Aaron Cohen, Tyrant of Jaredcohenia
From: Emperor Christian I, Soveriegn of the Errikan Empire

I have recieved news of a siege of Errikan territory within your nation by Islamic rioters. I understand that the guards of the building are holding them off for the time being, though I do not know how long they can hold. Thus I politely request use of your airspace to transport reinforcements to aid in the defense of the Empire's Embassy.

We thank you for your cooperation.

Beloved Allie, at the Errikan Embassy

What is you situation? We have heard rumors that the troops are
trained and are close to taking the second floor, we
have a Jimuhn Legion ready for assualt, please tell us where and
when any assitance or information will be much obliged.

Your Allie and Friend,
Prime Minister Fey Zolix

I have recieved word from the Security Commander that these men appear to be trained, so that rumor is true. However, our forces continue to hold them off, and the Commander assures me that, even if they were to reach the elevators they would be useless to them as they are locked down. I have also recieved word from our Emperor that he is trying to clear use of Jaredcohenian airspace in order to reinforce us with true Faust Troopers.

OOC: Um . . . I cannot understand what you are saying. How do they get depleted uranium bullets just because of their religion? And are you saying that because you have a lot of beuracrats soaking up money that your military gets more money? Military is not public sector, it is military. I am basing my numbers off NSTracker, which says that your military is twenty nine percent of your $5,901,609,996,281.14 expenditures. How much of your population does fall under the group of 18-25 years old?

IC:
The facial filters that all Errikan guards, in fact, all Faust Troopers and Commandos, had worn since an ill fated use of mustard gas by the enemy way back in the Errikan Civil war payed off now, making the guards uneffected by the gas.

The bullets, however, were not so easily dealt with.

Two guards fell, while the others rolled for cover and opened fire on the charging rioters. The less solid cover quickly dissapated, meaning that many of the guards had to continue moving rapidly as they had been before, firing on the most apparent enemies before moving on.

OOC: YOU can alter your economy to however you please, but I can not? And really, if your guys have gasmasks then my guys can have uranium bullets.

IC:

The Muslims looked at each other in confusion, they had not even thrown the gas and they had no idea where these masks came from, maybe they hid 'em in their asses.

"Fire! Fire! Don't let them live! Make them pay for their sufferings!"

"And when they're done, take their wallets and burn their fuckin' marks! The very essence of evil! They pay no taxes and we pay them all!"

Any living thing in that room, even a tiny dustmite, was targeted.

~~
To: Chrissy, Ruler of all of the Errikan Stuff

No.

~Premier Aaron Cohen

Will my aircraft be clear airspace also?

OOC: YOU can alter your economy to however you please, but I can not? And really, if your guys have gasmasks then my guys can have uranium bullets.

IC:

The Muslims looked at each other in confusion, they had not even thrown the gas and they had no idea where these masks came from, maybe they hid 'em in their asses.

"Fire! Fire! Don't let them live! Make them pay for their sufferings!"

"And when they're done, take their wallets and burn their fuckin' marks! The very essence of evil! They pay no taxes and we pay them all!"

Any living thing in that room, even a tiny dustmite, was targeted.

~~
To: Chrissy, Ruler of all of the Errikan Stuff

No.

~Premier Aaron Cohen

OOC:
1. How am I altering my money? I do not add to my budget off NSTracker, though I do modify what percentages go where. Are you doing that?
2. These are professional government troops, equipped by the Errikan Government. As I said, they have always had gas masks, which is quite reasonable. That is not on the same level as civilian rioters having depleted uranium bullets. (I have also, on several other threads, mentioned that they are masked, that they have filters, that they speak through something . . . doesn't this suggest that they have facial covering?)

IC:
The rioters growing continually more riotous, the remaining guards in the room knew that their options were shrinking faster than their cover. They had to think fast. Then one man had an idea, quickly saying it through the coms to the other soldiers before ducking behind a pillar and radioing the Security Commander.

With a flip of several switches and a button pressed, he was ready.

"Now!" the guard said, both into the com and out into the air. All of the guards tossed their remaining grenades, in what could be described as a carpet grenading, at their enemy and provided blanket fire in the split second before the grenades went off. Half of them were flashbangs, which would deem anyone in an Errikan helmet who hadn't switched on their protection (which was none of them) and any rioters who hadn't been killed by the blasts completely incapacitated. In the split second following the explosion, the guards ran, carrying their wounded, into the momentarily de-locked down elevator, whose armored doors closed before anyone else could have known what was going on. The elevator quickly rose, arriving at its destination, where the men got off and the elevator was locked down once again.

Message:

To: Aaron Cohen, Tyrant of Jaredcohenia
From: Emperor Christian I, Soveriegn of Errikland

What? Why are you responding in such a fashion?!

OOC:
1. How am I altering my money? I do not add to my budget off NSTracker, though I do modify what percentages go where. Are you doing that??

How do you modify what percentages go where?

Official Message From the High Commander
TO:Aaron Cohen
FROM:Henry Corrol

$20 says the Errikans get their asses kicked.
Signed, your friend Henry

OOC: Errik, all Jaredcohenian Embassies are prefabricated. There is only two stories to each of them,

The rioters that weren't in the room were fine, but the ones affected by the flashbang were temporarily blinded. "Elevator's out, let's take the stairs." The stairs! You couldn't lock stairs! Or at least, on the Embassorial Designed Model #463, the standard type, was unlockable.

"Hold on a minute..." One of the men stopped, he tinkered with the elevator's electronic wirings. It went down and opened for them. They went in the elevator and hid at any point they could, they had grenades of their own. Well, the policemen did.

Mahmoud took the stairs along with 9 other men, while ten took the elevator. While in the elevator, they reloaded their rifles and listened to the happy music that was playing. This wasn't typical SlaughterHouse music...it was Muzak.

The elevator door opened, and before an Errikan could say "Muzak", a hail of gunfire sped out.

The stairmen were behind the door of the stairs, waiting for the right moment.
~~~
To: Emperor Chrissy the 22/7

Because, you calling me a tyrant hurts my feelings. And you are denying the rights of my own citizens. Well, Jaredcohenian Errikans. But it's still the same idea.

If any of you or your allies comes into Jaredcohenian Air Space, it will be shot down faster than you can say "itsakadoozie".

~Premier Aaron (OOC: the tired) Cohen
~~~
To: Our Good Friend, Hank Corrol

Only 20 dollars? I bet you 30 bucks.

~The Comrade

Official Message From the High Commander
TO:Aaron Cohen
FROM:Henry Corrol

You got yourself a deal.
Signed, your friend Henry

bumpy

Zukariaa;11867415']Official Message From the High Commander
TO:Aaron Cohen
FROM:Henry Corrol

$20 says the Errikans get their asses kicked.
Signed, your friend Henry

Secret IC
$100 says that Errikland will not not not not not not not not not not not not not lose

His Majesty Emperor Victor I of Icovir

How do you modify what percentages go where?

OOC: As with most stuff with RPing, it is made up. I take my total budget, so I am not cheating by adding more money, and divide it up however my IC characters would. It stays very similar to the given percentage, and I am realistic about it (If I don't put crap into administration, I can't suddenly have a huge government beuracracy).

OOC: Errik, all Jaredcohenian Embassies are prefabricated. There is only two stories to each of them,

The rioters that weren't in the room were fine, but the ones affected by the flashbang were temporarily blinded. "Elevator's out, let's take the stairs." The stairs! You couldn't lock stairs! Or at least, on the Embassorial Designed Model #463, the standard type, was unlockable.

"Hold on a minute..." One of the men stopped, he tinkered with the elevator's electronic wirings. It went down and opened for them. They went in the elevator and hid at any point they could, they had grenades of their own. Well, the policemen did.

Mahmoud took the stairs along with 9 other men, while ten took the elevator. While in the elevator, they reloaded their rifles and listened to the happy music that was playing. This wasn't typical SlaughterHouse music...it was Muzak.

The elevator door opened, and before an Errikan could say "Muzak", a hail of gunfire sped out.

The stairmen were behind the door of the stairs, waiting for the right moment.
~~~
To: Emperor Chrissy the 22/7

Because, you calling me a tyrant hurts my feelings. And you are denying the rights of my own citizens. Well, Jaredcohenian Errikans. But it's still the same idea.

If any of you or your allies comes into Jaredcohenian Air Space, it will be shot down faster than you can say "itsakadoozie".

~Premier Aaron (OOC: the tired) Cohen
~~~
To: Our Good Friend, Hank Corrol

Only 20 dollars? I bet you 30 bucks.

~The Comrade

OOC: I remeber we discussed this on IM, and I said that I would construct it. You did not mention anything about pre-constructed buildings.

When Errikans build embassies, we have airport style security at the front door (though not so inefficient), armored elevator doors and armored doors leading to the stairwells. After all, it is Errikan territory in a foreign land.

Zukariaa;11867415']Official Message From the High Commander
TO:Aaron Cohen
FROM:Henry Corrol

$20 says the Errikans get their asses kicked.
Signed, your friend Henry

Secret IC
$100 says that Errikland will not not not not not not not not not not not not not lose

His Majesty Emperor Victor I of Icovir

Betting? Well, I thank Icovir for the vote of confidence.

OOC: I mentioned in my embassy topic that all embassies are prefabricated. And I remember telling you over IM that all embassies are prefabricated.

I'll make a layout if you'd like me to, but honestly...armored elevator doors and stairs?

Simple! You get access to the special Diplomats terminal of the government owned Cohenianople Airport, and you also get your nation's most popular flight company's own section of the 1000 terminal airport! You'll also get a beautiful two-story embassy, pre-made to suit you best! Located just 100 miles from the major city! (OOC: keep in mind, Cohenianople is roughly the size of the southern tip of Florida. The airport is roughly the size of Rhode Island >>)

OOC: I mentioned in my embassy topic that all embassies are prefabricated. And I remember telling you over IM that all embassies are prefabricated.

I'll make a layout if you'd like me to, but honestly...armored elevator doors and stairs?

OOC: Yes, it is standard Errikan procedure to be overprotective. And I remember saying over IM that I would build my own.

OOC: Yes, it is standard Errikan procedure to be overprotective. And I remember saying over IM that I would build my own.

OOC: ANd I remember saying no to it. Now let's get onto the RP.

OOC: ANd I remember saying no to it. Now let's get onto the RP.

OOC: No, you said whatever and we moved on to pointless bickering (now there's irony!)

OOC: No, you said whatever and we moved on to pointless bickering (now there's irony!)

OOC: Either RP or I will RP for you.

You don't want that.

Layout is similar to that of Shazbot (see that zuka thread he has), minus the auditorium in the center. THat is where elevators are and there is a cafe on the first floor in there and on the second there are washrooms.

The Ambassador's chambers are connected to his office.

OOC: Gah, there are too many OOC issues. We should probably start this over, with a couple things cleared up:

1. Having rioters storming the embassy getting inside before I respond is really godmodding. Imagine in a battle you launch an attack and say that your troops capture the enemy trench, then expect them to respond.

2. How the heck can these rioters have weapons with depleted uranium ammunition? You never really answered.

3. In IM, I asked you about the embassy, you said you provided a building, I said that I will build my own, and you said whatever, then moved on. Thus, I built it as my own design.

4. How can you possibly afford to train that many people? As of the day that this started (the other number I gave was after midnight, so this will be more accurate), your total population is 3,971,000,000, and your total government budget is $5,891,225,061,647.17. Your defense budget is given at $1,708,455,267,877.68, which is 29% of your budget. If you wanted to change that percentage, then you could theoretically go all the way up to 100% of your budget, though this leaves no room to such popular socialist things as welfare, public healthcare, and lots o' administration as well as excluding other major things such as education and the enviornment, and the portion of your population that were young, capable males who would be trained would be 5-10%, rather low, then you would spend $29,671.24-$14,835.62 per person training, though that doesn't account for your navy or airforce, or all of the logistical backup that it would take to run a war with a huge fighting force (ammo, fuel, equipment, food). That is just training.
Thus, it is impossible.

OOC: Gah, there are too many OOC issues. We should probably start this over, with a couple things cleared up:

1. Having rioters storming the embassy getting inside before I respond is really godmodding. Imagine in a battle you launch an attack and say that your troops capture the enemy trench, then expect them to respond.

2. How the heck can these rioters have weapons with depleted uranium ammunition? You never really answered.

3. In IM, I asked you about the embassy, you said you provided a building, I said that I will build my own, and you said whatever, then moved on. Thus, I built it as my own design.

4. How can you possibly afford to train that many people? As of the day that this started (the other number I gave was after midnight, so this will be more accurate), your total population is 3,971,000,000, and your total government budget is $5,891,225,061,647.17. Your defense budget is given at $1,708,455,267,877.68, which is 29% of your budget. If you wanted to change that percentage, then you could theoretically go all the way up to 100% of your budget, though this leaves no room to such popular socialist things as welfare, public healthcare, and lots o' administration as well as excluding other major things such as education and the enviornment, and the portion of your population that were young, capable males who would be trained would be 5-10%, rather low, then you would spend $29,671.24-$14,835.62 per person training, though that doesn't account for your navy or airforce, or all of the logistical backup that it would take to run a war with a huge fighting force (ammo, fuel, equipment, food). That is just training.
Thus, it is impossible.

Interrupt my history homework, why don't you. I'll answer it in the way I feel like it.

4: You choose to edit your budget (ie: I'll take my percentage from my environment budget and stick it in my education budget, I don't care if I've never gotten an issue about it.) And also, take a look at today's UN reading.

Jaredcohenia is ranked 1st in the region and 483rd in the world for Highest Police Ratios.

If the majority of my people are in the police, then that's how I can train them. Everyone is taxed of all of their paycheck (in a system which I'm too lazy to explain at the moment)

And I'm almost certain, Mr. Hughes, that you took your people's budgets from Youlando, Famoukav, or any other puppet nation you have and stuck it in your own. You have NO RIGHT to complain about how I run my economy.

Gross Domestic Product (Official): $17,940,617,259,506
GDP Per Capita (Official): $4,503
Income Tax Rate: 100%
Government Income (% of GDP): 100%
Private Consumption: $-5,003,395,840,800
Government Budget: $21,106,608,540,595
Administration (9%): $1,614,655,553,356
Welfare (0%): $0
Healthcare (8%): $1,435,249,380,760
Education (10%): $1,794,061,725,951
Religion and Spirituality (0%): $0
Defence (29%): $5,202,779,005,257
Law and Order (34%): $6,099,809,868,232
Commerce (0%): $0
Public Transport (5%): $897,030,862,975
Environment (4%): $717,624,690,380
Social Equality (0%): $0
Government Waste (15%): $3,165,991,281,089

Seems like my defense budget isn't the one trillion you said it was. To quote Zuk, it's just a fucking game.

3: If you look in the embassy topic, it is stated that I design the embassies. And I remember saying over IM that when you asked I said No. And when you asked again, I said No. And so on.

1: Oh, and the fact that these people pull gasmasks out of their asses and seem to have high powered rifles in an embassy isn't? When I thought out this, I wasn't imagining that there was a wall between them and the damn embassy. It is open to a road. I didn't know when I posted that there was a damn wall, so excuse me princess for not reading your mind.

And really, they're an angry mob. They can do whatever the fuck they want.

2: They're in the police, and most likely served time in the military. Perhaps they saved the bullets as a souvineer and decided to use them. If anything, they had around half a magazine of the shit anyways.

Interrupt my history homework, why don't you. I'll answer it in the way I feel like it.

4: You choose to edit your budget (ie: I'll take my percentage from my environment budget and stick it in my education budget, I don't care if I've never gotten an issue about it.) And also, take a look at today's UN reading.

Jaredcohenia is ranked 1st in the region and 483rd in the world for Highest Police Ratios.

If the majority of my people are in the police, then that's how I can train them. Everyone is taxed of all of their paycheck (in a system which I'm too lazy to explain at the moment)

And I'm almost certain, Mr. Hughes, that you took your people's budgets from Youlando, Famoukav, or any other puppet nation you have and stuck it in your own. You have NO RIGHT to complain about how I run my economy.

Gross Domestic Product (Official): $17,940,617,259,506
GDP Per Capita (Official): $4,503
Income Tax Rate: 100%
Government Income (% of GDP): 100%
Private Consumption: $-5,003,395,840,800
Government Budget: $21,106,608,540,595
Administration (9%): $1,614,655,553,356
Welfare (0%): $0
Healthcare (8%): $1,435,249,380,760
Education (10%): $1,794,061,725,951
Religion and Spirituality (0%): $0
Defence (29%): $5,202,779,005,257
Law and Order (34%): $6,099,809,868,232
Commerce (0%): $0
Public Transport (5%): $897,030,862,975
Environment (4%): $717,624,690,380
Social Equality (0%): $0
Government Waste (15%): $3,165,991,281,089

Seems like my defense budget isn't the one trillion you said it was. To quote Zuk, it's just a fucking game.

3: If you look in the embassy topic, it is stated that I design the embassies. And I remember saying over IM that when you asked I said No. And when you asked again, I said No. And so on.

1: Oh, and the fact that these people pull gasmasks out of their asses and seem to have high powered rifles in an embassy isn't? When I thought out this, I wasn't imagining that there was a wall between them and the damn embassy. It is open to a road. I didn't know when I posted that there was a damn wall, so excuse me princess for not reading your mind.

And really, they're an angry mob. They can do whatever the fuck they want.

2: They're in the police, and most likely served time in the military. Perhaps they saved the bullets as a souvineer and decided to use them. If anything, they had around half a magazine of the shit anyways.

1(4). I agreed that you could edit your percentages however you pleased, and then proceeded to run my numbers as if you put all of your money in the military, which you probably don't but could.
Just because you have the largest ratio of your people in the police, it does not mean that you have a majority. Percentages for police are likley to be somewhat lower than military, and, even if they were different, the issue of paying for them remains (I could run the same numbers as I did for your military).
Also, while I do take tribute from some states (not including Famokav, with whom I have very little relations, though it is run by a guy I know; NOT ME!), as far as I know you have no tributary states or colonies. If you do, please inform me who they are and how much you take from them so I can factor that in.

I am curious as to where you got those numbers. All of mine are, as I have stated, based off NSTracker.

2(3). That is completely made up. It took place exactly as I said.

3(1). My troops have, as I said, always had gas masks (I already pointed out the many times where I highlighted that), and have always used high powered rifles. As I said, they are government funded guards, well trained and equipped (take a look at my money, even without factoring tributary states, when you figure I put 56% into the military).
Also, regardless if there is a wall, which it would be incredibly stupid of me not to have, to have them storm it before I can respond to them advancing on it trying to storm it is godmodding.
Being an angry mob does not mean that they can godmod.

4(2). The issue of funding remains. How can you afford to have your police and military with DU bullets in such surplus that those who finish their terms can steal a couple hundred to storm an embassy anyway? And, back to another question, how can you possibly afford to have that many people getting trained anyway?

And to finish, I would like to RP with you, but if you godmod and then be an ass about it when I point it out, I cannot. Please calm down and make an effort to be reasonable.

http://www.sunsetrpg.com/economystatistics.php?nation=Jaredcohenia

You're calling me a liar.

And I don't get why you're calling me a godmod. I stated they were throwing rocks at it and you said nothing about your guards standing by the windows.

And exactly why do you have armed troops in your embassy? I'm pretty sure that regulations would state that you should have security guards.

Did Louis XVI cry godmod when the French stormed the Bastille?! I don't think so.

Sorry, hw's on the French Revolution XD

http://www.sunsetrpg.com/economystatistics.php?nation=Jaredcohenia

You're calling me a liar.

And I don't get why you're calling me a godmod. I stated they were throwing rocks at it and you said nothing about your guards standing by the windows.

And exactly why do you have armed troops in your embassy? I'm pretty sure that regulations would state that you should have security guards.

Did Louis XVI cry godmod when the French stormed the Bastille?! I don't think so.

Sorry, hw's on the French Revolution XD

OOC:
Ah, I see where the misunderstanding is.
For all future reference, I use and recognize NSTracker numbers (with one exception).

As for the liar issue, you do not seem to me to be a liar, and yet you are saying something that I know to be completely untrue.

With the throwing of the rocks, I assumed that they landed in the couryard or bounced off the walls of the first floor, being more of a statement of contempt than an attack. I don't see what that has to do with the godmodding, as I was talking about how the people broke in my windows after rushing across the courtyard without giving me a chance to use my GAUs.

With armed guards, it is standard Errikan policy. I, until relatively recently, thought that with all embassies, being sovereign territory, shouldn't be able to be stormed with anything less than a tank (this is why the situation with Iran in the late seventies baffled me when I first heard of it); the Emperor believes this. The guards are specially trained, and carry military equipment. They always total over a third of the staff.

You see that those in Bastille had a chance to fire back at those attempting to storm them, though?

OOC:
Ah, I see where the misunderstanding is.
For all future reference, I use and recognize NSTracker numbers (with one exception).

As for the liar issue, you do not seem to me to be a liar, and yet you are saying something that I know to be completely untrue.

With the throwing of the rocks, I assumed that they landed in the couryard or bounced off the walls of the first floor, being more of a statement of contempt than an attack. I don't see what that has to do with the godmodding, as I was talking about how the people broke in my windows after rushing across the courtyard without giving me a chance to use my GAUs.

With armed guards, it is standard Errikan policy. I, until relatively recently, thought that with all embassies, being sovereign territory, shouldn't be able to be stormed with anything less than a tank (this is why the situation with Iran in the late seventies baffled me when I first heard of it); the Emperor believes this. The guards are specially trained, and carry military equipment. They always total over a third of the staff.

You see that those in Bastille had a chance to fire back at those attempting to storm them, though?

I was trying to recreate the Iran conflict. This would be step one in my muslim uprising against Errikland. :/ If you had MSN, then I could explain it more easily. Or any kind of chat client. I'd rather not discuss my entire plans over Jolt since I want people to be all :0 whats gon happen next

If you wish to recreate thisentire thing, get MSN again or any kind of chat client so I can discuss my entire plans with you and you give me feedback and ten we come to an agreement.

I was trying to recreate the Iran conflict. This would be step one in my muslim uprising against Errikland. :/ If you had MSN, then I could explain it more easily. Or any kind of chat client. I'd rather not discuss my entire plans over Jolt since I want people to be all :0 whats gon happen next

If you wish to recreate thisentire thing, get MSN again or any kind of chat client so I can discuss my entire plans with you and you give me feedback and ten we come to an agreement.

OOC: TGs.

Though just so you know, there are currently 125 Muslims in Errikland, two of which are about to die in riots, one of which is about to convert to Buddhism, and one of which is about to run for a seat in the legislature.

OOC: TGs.

Though just so you know, there are currently 125 Muslims in Errikland, two of which are about to die in riots, one of which is about to convert to Buddhism, and one of which is about to run for a seat in the legislature.

OOC: TGs are too slow

and you can not say that there are 125 muslims in your nation. That's freakin' impossible.

I won't say there is no way of tracking them, because you hate muslims enough to do that...which is why this is going down.

OOC: TGs are too slow

and you can not say that there are 125 muslims in your nation. That's freakin' impossible.

I won't say there is no way of tracking them, because you hate muslims enough to do that...which is why this is going down.

OOC: TGs are fine for this sort of thing.

There are 125. Before the Errikan Civil War, there were around 2,500. Most of them died in the fighting, and some more were expelled to Youlando. Their low birthrate and lack of immigration means that their population has shrunk a little bit since then, leading to a population of 125.

And all Errikans are registered, this registration including religion.

OOC: TGs are fine for this sort of thing.

There are 125. Before the Errikan Civil War, there were around 2,500. Most of them died in the fighting, and some more were expelled to Youlando. Their low birthrate and lack of immigration means that their population has shrunk a little bit since then, leading to a population of 125.

And all Errikans are registered, this registration including religion.

OOC: I don't like TGs.

It is comepletely unrealistic. Even Zuk, who hates Muslims, has 10,000 of them.