NationStates Jolt Archive

You asked, and you shall recieve. :p

Soviet, can we spilt Angola 25-75? I'll ofcourse get the souther 25 % :-p

Please.

Icovir: IM on the map. Put me as Nigeria.

lol, I don't think he'll accept your Angolia's plead.

I'm about to start updating the map now.

Me neither, but my people are willing to go to war if we don't get any revenge for our loses.

And I should have Western Sahara after a bit of killing.

Opps, I said that outloud!

Do it, Greater Morroco is getting swamped by all the other armies.

Icovir: IM on the map. Put me as Nigeria.

Ok, I will.

Pick your color :D

Should I launch a quick blitzkreig attack on Soviet, or just let it be? My people might start throwing riots. Its the first big battles and it came out a draw. Plus mass losses.

Dear Allie,

We need carries and destroyers, so far we only have one destroyer and our people are new at boat crafting. We request that we buy 1 carrier and 4 cruisers. Our GDA is 5 Billion and 750 million goes to our defence budget, how much can we afford?

Your Allie,
Prime Minister Few Zolix

Thats what I want. Lol, can I afford it?

Ok, I will.

Pick your color :D

black

You asked, and you shall recieve. :p

Soviet, can we spilt Angola 25-75? I'll ofcourse get the souther 25 % :-p

Please.

I dont think so, see, you have well over 4 countries, all with diamonds and oil, I have only one, and dont plan on expanding more that the actual borders of the RL Angola.

I wouldn't suggest attacking TWSP. He has about 50 billion allies and is uber strong.

I would start a proxy between the natives and TWSP, and have the natives attack (just like the U.S and the Bay of Pigs Invasion).

I only have 2 in africa, and one in Nicaragua. But, ok. Can you atleast give me the whole division of Angolian troops and let me burn/shoot them?

I am invadeing Libya and I have Conquered Zanzabar.

and already i am Invadeing Greater Morocco

Dear Allie,

We need carries and destroyers, so far we only have one destroyer and our people are new at boat crafting. We request that we buy 1 carrier and 4 cruisers. Our GDA is 5 Billion and 750 million goes to our defence budget, how much can we afford?

Your Allie,
Prime Minister Few Zolix

Thats what I want. Lol, can I afford it?

We shall give you 1 carrier worth $3.5 billion, and 3 cruiser for 2 billion.

The total shall be $5.5 billion for 1 carrier and 3 cruisers. We'll also give 90 F-16's complement.

My GDA at the end of the day should be around 50 billion, but I guess i'll just have to buy all of them, and pay you 5 billion now and .5 billion later.

I only have 2 in africa, and one in Nicaragua. But, ok. Can you atleast give me the whole division of Angolian troops and let me burn/shoot them?

They attacked you first, right?

I think I can give you one or two high ranking officers (I.E. Generals), but not the whole division, as that would anger the natives.

My GDA at the end of the day should be around 50 billion, but I guess i'll just have to buy all of them, and pay you 5 billion now and .5 billion later.

you already have enough money

5.5 billion is less than 5 billion and 750 million

you may buy it

Mmm, that'll work. Nice doing business with ya :-p

you already have enough money

5.5 billion is less than 5 billion and 750 million

you may buy it

You mean combined?

Hatari do you want to do a deal on splitting Morocco?

You mean combined?

dont worry. You still have about 150 million left over.

Bloody hell Icovir you have enough land already LOL!

You misplaced Angola, see?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:LocationAngola.png

Ill send troops in to support you, if you wish? I just need some experience for my F-16/F-35/F-1000 fighters pilots. Plus my new warships.

BTW Mandalore, I just got a GDA of 13 Billion and 1 Billion to defence budget because of all the refugees from the Morrocian Wars :-p

nice job Icovir! now, Im gonna claim niger soon, so be ready...:p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Link557/icovirafrica6.jpg

Look, a FIELD full of people I've been at war with...

Hmm...

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Look, a FIELD full of people I've been at war with...

Hmm...

HEY! I thought we agreed to a ceasefire? Ever since I've had an embassy exchange with the Blackhelm Confederacy.

Please keep in mind that my nation has been contacting the various warlords and tribes throughout Africa to encourage them to resist you all :p

HEY! I thought we agreed to a ceasefire? Ever since I've had an embassy exchange with the Blackhelm Confederacy.

I never signed ANYTHING.

Peace is not our thing. Don't worry though, you're not a priority of mine, I was looking at the Namibia area and TWSP's colony.

Please keep in mind that my nation has been contacting the various warlords and tribes throughout Africa to encourage them to resist you all :p

Oh good, I love a bit of warfare.

Icovir, the map you made is bloody good what did you make it on paint?

Hataria is having Moroco and I'm having Western Sahara.

Pudu, since when were we at war?

Please keep in mind that my nation has been contacting the various warlords and tribes throughout Africa to encourage them to resist you all :p

And? The natives i live by have know my people for years, they love me besides. Lower Africa is Christian. Middle Africa is the main African Culture and Upper Africa is were the real Islams are at.

Pudu, since when were we at war?

Iceland, remember that.

Since then... never.

Oh good, I love a bit of warfare.

Icovir, the map you made is bloody good what did you make it on paint?

Hataria is having Moroco and I'm having Western Sahara.

CP, paint is used for almost everything

Never, what are you talking about?

phew!!! I didn't want to have to fight you and then get brutally slaughtered.

And? The natives i live by have know my people for years, they love me besides. Lower Africa is Christian. Middle Africa is the main African Culture and Upper Africa is were the real Islams are at.
Look at your "Help Me!" thread.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Link557/icovirafrica7.jpg


Um u know, that u, were u put Soviet first, is my contry all ready? And im concentrating on taking Zambadi NE of Botwana.

phew!!! I didn't want to have to fight you and then get brutally slaughtered.

Hehe... I edited that response.

Um u know, that u, were u put Soviet first, is my contry all ready? And im concentrating on taking Zambadi NE of Botwana.

Speaking of 'You', can I have a map of your nation. A complete map, of everything you have in africa.

Speaking of 'You', can I have a map of your nation. A complete map, of everything you have in africa.

I would NOT respond to that post :D

Speaking of 'You', can I have a map of your nation. A complete map, of everything you have in africa.

ooo yea. Iceland. Isa and Kamasha wanted me to ally up against you and Im like AHHHHH. So I surrendered.

Um u know, that u, were u put Soviet first, is my contry all ready? And im concentrating on taking Zambadi NE of Botwana.

Ok, my bad. I'll edit it so that Botswana is in. I won't put Zambadi in until you certainly have it.

I would NOT respond to that post :D
:rolleyes:

I would NOT respond to that post :D

I wasn't planing to lol. ;)

Anyone going to notice me cutting and burning through northern Madagascar? By this time, the movement of the refugees should be visible from orbit.

And by that I mean satellites, not looking out the window, obviously.

lol, I'll recognize it. New map comming in 5...

4....

Get ready for the uber map...

4....

Get ready for the uber map...

Are you actually going to count down?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Link557/icovirafrica0.jpg

Are you actually going to count down?

lol, I wish I could without getting caught.

lol, I'll recognize it. New map comming in 5...

I meant ICly, actually. As in 'say, there's quite a lot of people heading south talking about crazy men in white armor wiping out whole villages, maybe I should go see what's going on?'

Icovir I have Niger (near Nigeria)

Ahhhh Ackistan is supplying weapons to the Moroccons to fight me and Hatari.

Hatari want to silence them for me?

Um, I just captured Zimbia? :( Sry.

Any bets on the Morrocian Wars, I bet 1 Billion Dollars that they lose.

Any bets on the Morrocian Wars, I bet 1 Billion Dollars that they lose.

Highly unlikey that me and Hatari will loose, if there is any danger of Clandonia loosing we will just flatten the place. All I want is to set up oil and gas terminals and a military guard.

That reminds me, should get the B-2's warming up...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Link557/icovirafrica0-2.jpg

Any bets on the Morrocian Wars, I bet 1 Billion Dollars that they lose.

I'd rather take bets on how long before Hataria gets fed up with CP spelling his name wrong.

Check your TGs, Ivocir.

Ahhhh Ackistan is supplying weapons to the Moroccons to fight me and Hatari.

Hatari want to silence them for me?

Please disregard Clandonia Prime's post. His nation has no idea what I am doing. He only has that knowledge OOC. Thanks.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Link557/icovirafrica11.jpg

Ahhhh Ackistan is supplying weapons to the Moroccons to fight me and Hatari.

Hatari want to silence them for me?

Me too.

Greater Morroco, check here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11860842&postcount=231) to see what lovely toys I've bought for you.

Icovir: I have Cameroon.

I'm caputuring large parts of Ethopia without much violence thanks to my technological prowess, mobility and cultural understanding.

Me too.

Greater Morroco, check here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11860842&postcount=231) to see what lovely toys I've bought for you.

You know your now messing with the Dominion as the Lord boss person sent me here?

I'd rather take bets on how long before Hataria gets fed up with CP spelling his name wrong.


lol

Thanks for the map Ivocir...Are there any northern Scandinavian countries open?

You know your now messing with the Dominion as the Lord boss person sent me here?

Two things.

First, the Red Mafia are very good about keeping their dealings secret and are unlikely to let you know what I'm up to. (I'm a long time customer, and the loss of continued custom would probably outweigh anything you could offer them, even if you somehow traced the weapons back to the Red Mafia, though they are a Mafia, so who knows?)

Second, I have relatively good relations with Transylvania, and I don't imagine he's likely to attack me in response to my making this fight a little more even, especially given your Lord Governor's recent actions.

Lol Clandonia Prime and Hataria, just go bitch slapped by AMF, no disrepect though. I would dun the same thing. Lol but it's kinda funny you gotta admit.

Lol Cladian and Hataki, just go bitch slapped by AMG, no disrepect tho. I would dun the same thing. Lol but it's kinda funny you gotta admit.

yea I have to agree.

Icovir: I controll Cameroon

Lol Cladian and Hataki, just go bitch slapped by AMG, no disrepect tho. I would dun the same thing. Lol but it's kinda funny you gotta admit.

Silence young one! I will not take your mouthyness lol! Ah well I will just ask Morocco if he wants to pen up an oil and gas terminal, if not I will go have to look for some unoccupied piece of land.

Silence young one! I will not take your mouthyness lol! Ah well I will just ask Morocco if he wants to pen up an oil and gas terminal, if not I will go have to look for some unoccupied piece of land.

Quite a bit of that in the north of Madagascar. Pretty much all that territory labeled as The Aeson has been wiped clean of human habitation, except for the True Aesonics, who are still headed south.

Silence young one! I will not take your mouthyness lol! Ah well I will just ask Morocco if he wants to pen up an oil and gas terminal, if not I will go have to look for some unoccupied piece of land.

Greater Morocco Natural Resources: phosphates, iron ore, manganese, lead, zinc, fish, salt

Greater Morocco Exports: clothing, fish, inorganic chemicals, transistors, crude minerals, fertilizers (including phosphates), petroleum products, fruits, vegetables, wood chips

Note: Greater Morocco consumes far more oil and natural gas than it produces.

I wouldn't mind having Tunisia, I could take that and be nice to the civllians and not kill them. Clandonia will take Tunisia yes. I might have a small settlement in Madagascar, just a small airbase thats all on the coast of the Indian Ocean side.

Greater Morocco Natural Resources: phosphates, iron ore, manganese, lead, zinc, fish, salt

Greater Morocco Exports: clothing, fish, inorganic chemicals, transistors, crude minerals, fertilizers (including phosphates), petroleum products, fruits, vegetables, wood chips

Note: Greater Morocco consumes far more oil and natural gas than it produces.

The metals are the interest to me, want to a deal on me opening some mines and I will give you some finicial aid for the accidental war I did on you?

Thanks for the map Ivocir...Are there any northern Scandinavian countries open?

You're welcome. A nation called Korsche has Norway, but the other Scandinavian countries are open.

If I'm missing any claims, just let me know.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Link557/icovir1.jpg

If I'm missing any claims, just let me know.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Link557/icovir1.jpg

That Green Hatarian dot? Is there an island there and I missed it, or has Hataria settled the ocean?

Danka Icovir for Tunisia, could I also have a small blob on Madagascar on the Indian Ocean side, on the coast would be best please.

The Aeson: I put that dot there because Hataria claimed Zanzibar, but it's not on the map.

Clandonia Prime: Will do.

Also, I'm gonna invade Ethiopa unless someone claims it...

Isn't Aeson just killing everything and not necessarily actually claiming the land? If so, I'm going to maintain what I'm about to stake as my claims. If not, we'll say I was only talking about Socotra (The small island, part of Yemen, off the tip of Somalia at the base of the Red Sea and Gulf of Aden).

I am in the process of writing an RP to claim these (Wanted to put a post here so no-one snatched them while I was writing it):

Cap Verde Islands
Liberia
Kenya
Tanzania (Incl. Zanzibar)
Northern Tip of Madagascar
Socotra

Link to original map with Harakian claims put on (http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a381/Phoenix_Dace/icovirafrica5.png).

That Green Hatarian dot? Is there an island there and I missed it, or has Hataria settled the ocean?

That is Zanzabar

Isn't Aeson just killing everything and not necessarily actually claiming the land? If so, I'm going to maintain what I'm about to stake as my claims. If not, we'll say I was only talking about Socotra (The small island, part of Yemen, off the tip of Somalia at the base of the Red Sea and Gulf of Aden).

I am in the process of writing an RP to claim these (Wanted to put a post here so no-one snatched them while I was writing it):

Cap Verde Islands
Liberia
Kenya
Tanzania (Incl. Zanzibar)
Northern Tip of Madagascar
Socotra

Link to original map with Harakian claims put on (http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a381/Phoenix_Dace/icovirafrica5.png).


Yup. Not The Aeson though, the True Aesonics. They're terrorists, not at all affiliated with my government, even unofficially.

I wouldn't mind having Chad and the rest of Libya that Hataria dosnt have, then thats it for me.

Likie a gameshow host would say: "SSSS OOOOOOHHH" (hard to type it out phonetically). I have Kenya already.

Well in that case, I'll go ahead with the landing in Northern Madagascar.

And Hataria/Icovir, you should know that we seem to have conflicts of interest in Zanzibar and Kenya.

Icovir, I feel the need to point out that not only do your troops move unhumanly quickly, but also I was writing that post before you posted.

Curse my desire for long, detailed posts rather than a quick 'I grab kenya nah nah nah!'

I wouldn't mind having Chad and the rest of Libya that Hataria dosnt have, then thats it for me.

NOOOOO, not Chad! Oh well, you can have it.

NOOOOO, not Chad! Oh well, you can have it.

LOL you have enough land, :=p

Well in that case, I'll go ahead with the landing in Northern Morocco.

And Hataria/Icovir, you should know that we seem to have conflicts of interest in Zanzibar and Kenya.

Icovir, I feel the need to point out that not only do your troops move unhumanly quickly, but also I was writing that post before you posted.

Curse my desire for long, detailed posts rather than a quick 'I grab kenya nah nah nah!'

lol, I have more than one regiment out there, though.

You can have Kenya, if you want it. But prepare for battle.

Well then. Maybe I will prepare for battle. Since, had I discovered this thread earlier (As would have happened in real life) the Harakian government would have made a public proclamation announcing Kenya to be a Harakian colony. Therefore, your troops entering and annexing Kenya would be considered an invasion of my land, even though I didn't have any troops there yet.

Yup. Not The Aeson though, the True Aesonics. They're terrorists, not at all affiliated with my government, even unofficially.

Any relationship to the good ole Ehznoists?

Any relationship to the good ole Ehznoists?

One and the same, as it would happen. Except that this new version has the slight problem of occasionally worshipping Kraven when they come across them.*

*See the clusterf*** in Mer De Ennuis for details. Title- March of the Einherjar

I never captured Ehzno :(

I never captured Ehzno :(

Yeah. He may make an appearance again one of these days.

Yeah. He may make an appearance again one of these days.

Doubt he will, though...

He'll never be captured :(

The Excessively Armed Empire thanks the Hatarian government for coming to their senses. Let it be known that we have no objection with Hataria laying occupying unclaimed lands, and that our actions on this day were purely business.

Lucian's forces will be landing in Morocco shortly to make sure that there are no further hostilities, and that Greater Morocco as a whole remains united and sovereign.

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of International Affairs-


XDDDDDDDDd

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Current map. If I missed anything, tell me. There is too much to catch up on. T_T

Though I normally don't care too much about colors, could my territory be in black?

That map isnt the right one, Icovir is updating it to the latest one at the moment he will post it soon.

Though I normally don't care too much about colors, could my territory be in black?

No.

To Zukariaa, who I don't even kniw knows about this thread:

I posted that I secured Liberia.




Also, to Icovir: Diplomatic response to my diplomatic message?

Also, to Icovir: Diplomatic response to my diplomatic message?

Oui, monsieur. Check the IC thread.

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Eh?

To everyone:

I now hold (Or at least claim) the following:

The northern tip of Madagascar
Socotra
Kenya
Tanzania
Uganda
Rwanda
Burundi
Liberia
The Cap Verde Islands

This is the extent of what I'm going to be taking. Please, no more on this now, as I'm out until tonight.

There are too many posts in the Africa colonization thread for me to keep up with while responding to the posts related to my nation. I would like to create a new thread dealing with the fighting in my nation if that is ok.

There are too many posts in the Africa colonization thread for me to keep up with while responding to the posts related to my nation. I would like to create a new thread dealing with the fighting in my nation if that is ok.

I sent you a message about it. The fighting in your nation is over, at least from the main combatants.

Eh?

Probably the picture of that guy.

You're welcome. A nation called Korsche has Norway, but the other Scandinavian countries are open

I'll take Sweden...if thats alright with everyone.

I'll take Sweden...if thats alright with everyone.

Mmmkay. You should announce it by making a new thread. Not sure if someone else has Sweden.

As always, tell me if I'm missing a claim.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Link557/icovir2.jpg

I've got Libya and I'm not in Morocco anymore I pulled out of there.

Icovir:

Mozambique, Equitorial Guinea, and Swaziland are all of my claims.

That's it.

OOC: Africa is being conquered way too fast. Natives should be offering you guys tons of resistance even if they don't have powerful armies. Look at Iraq in real life. Nations are getting conquered in like 3 setences. As the primary advocate of resisting all this imperialism, I don't approve. At most a few nations should have been conquered and controlled by now.

Doubt he will, though...

He'll never be captured :(

Shows what you know. He just made a videotape appearance.

Dreadfire,

Do we concern ourselves over the disputed southern part of Morocco or just defend the northern part?

I think whoever was putting little dots on the map yesterday should be in charge of the map again.

Shows what you know. He just made a videotape appearance.

[insert Osamama loony-bin Laden comment on how he made video comments but is yet to have been captured]

[insert Osamama loony-bin Laden comment on how he made video comments but is yet to have been captured]

Oh, I thought you meant you doubted he would ever make another appearance.

Incidentally, he just claimed all of Africa, so... leave now. Xp

OOC: Africa is being conquered way too fast. Natives should be offering you guys tons of resistance even if they don't have powerful armies. Look at Iraq in real life. Nations are getting conquered in like 3 setences. As the primary advocate of resisting all this imperialism, I don't approve. At most a few nations should have been conquered and controlled by now.

LOL, 3 sentences, it's so true :D

Ok, I was conquering Africa fast so that if there was any resistence (by natives or nations), I could RP them without having to worry about "do I have this land?".

As always, tell me if I'm missing a claim.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Link557/icovir2.jpg

My claim (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Errikland/NS/africa_cl.png) is not on there.

For some reason it seems everyone is ignoring my claim.

I won their hearts and minds by promising modernisation, Clandonian Citizenship, free food and healthcare! What more could you want.

Dreadfire,

Do we concern ourselves over the disputed southern part of Morocco or just defend the northern part?



I would assume that area is no longer being disputed, since the main aggressors have ceased attacks against Greater Morocco.

I would assume that area is no longer being disputed, since the main aggressors have ceased attacks against Greater Morocco.

That works, I plan to leave my forces in Greater Morocco to ensure that the Hatarians and their allies stay out.

I won their hearts and minds by promising modernisation, Clandonian Citizenship, free food and healthcare! What more could you want.

Are you going to ignore me wanting to fight when you had your troops in my city?

I am just noting here that I have this claim (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Errikland/NS/africa_cl.png), which I made before Maldorians' expansion and CP's expansion, and I am already buying the corner that belongs to Icovir. For some reason, no maps recognize it, and I would like to remedy this.

Thank you for your understanding.

Are you going to ignore me wanting to fight when you had your troops in my city?

Unless I invent a time machine and go back and fight you, I left your country what more do you want?

I am just noting here that I have this claim (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Errikland/NS/africa_cl.png), which I made before Maldorians' expansion and CP's expansion, and I am already buying the corner that belongs to Icovir. For some reason, no maps recognize it, and I would like to remedy this.

Thank you for your understanding.

Errik, STFU

you arent getting it

so STOP ASKING

jesus

Errik, STFU

you arent getting it

so STOP ASKING

jesus

Thank you for that stunning display of brilliance. You should be a lawyer.

I know I normally talk to you this way (but with no malice intended), but I am honestly getting pissed that I am just getting blown off. I normally try to keep IC and OOC completely seperate, but this is frustrating me. So please desist with your less than constructive comments. Thank you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/madnukedude/Africamap.png

Thats my claim, I'm finished now. So I have the small bit in Madagascar and the three Northen Countrys of Chad, Tunisia and a bit of Libya.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/madnukedude/Africamap.png

Thats my claim, I'm finished now. So I have the small bit in Madagascar and the three Northen Countrys of Chad, Tunisia and a bit of Libya.

I control the southern little bit of Chad, here (http://www.maj.com/gallery/Errikland/NS/africa_cl.png)

Ok thats fine, I'm rubish with paint on maps so I've just outlined the basic thing. Give Errikland the south bit of Chad and everyone is happy.

I think this should be closed now, no new nations its getting too confuzzling.

All I have to say is "oh holy crap!" lol... :eek:

I went to bed last night and it was on page 2, and came back from work today and was on page 18, on the IC thread and 9 in the OOC thread. I think I'm gonna bow out of this RP session, I don't really have the time or energy to deal with something that fast pace. I appeciate you letting me jump in, but I'm just not going to be able to keep up, and I'm not the sort of person to just drop out without letting anyone know.

Thank you for that stunning display of brilliance. You should be a lawyer.

I know I normally talk to you this way (but with no malice intended), but I am honestly getting pissed that I am just getting blown off. I normally try to keep IC and OOC completely seperate, but this is frustrating me. So please desist with your less than constructive comments. Thank you.

lol hay im errik

i theenk im so smart, so i uze big werds and talk liek im rlyrly smart :d

now, u may b thinkin, how ken i, da gr8 errik, not hav chad? u should all gimme da land i klamed. jc is a moron lolz!

All I have to say is "oh holy crap!" lol... :eek:

I went to bed last night and it was on page 2, and came back from work today and was on page 18, on the IC thread and 9 in the OOC thread. I think I'm gonna bow out of this RP session, I don't really have the time or energy to deal with something that fast pace. I appeciate you letting me jump in, but I'm just not going to be able to keep up, and I'm not the sort of person to just drop out without letting anyone know.

I feel the same way. I went to take a crap and half the continent was conquered. The people here don't want to role-play their conquests, so I will probably bow out myself.

Not a single person that I fought with posted any damage, and when I tried to fight back they wouldn't role-play anymore.

Gente del, you have not given me a chance to reply to your claim of Malawi, which I have claimed as protected by me.

Jared, you're gonna have to invade Mozambique, and do it while my men are defending it. Want to try?

Icovir, you did see my post saying I was protecting malawi and mozambique, correct?

lol hay im errik

i theenk im so smart, so i uze big werds and talk liek im rlyrly smart :d

now, u may b thinkin, how ken i, da gr8 errik, not hav chad? u should all gimme da land i klamed. jc is a moron lolz!

Yet again, I thank you for your productive and brilliant show wit. It literally blew me out of my chair. Now, if you will, kindly take note of the fact that he did not contest my control of the southern part of Chad, thus making it not an issue.

I didn't even see that you claimed it, Chellis ;D

But, as I'd love to fight a war in Africa, let's take the diplomatic side of things and divide Mozambique up ;D

If you'd be willing to, We can divide Mozambique into North and South, you getting north and I getting south.

Division on the line on the borders of Gaza and Inhambane.

I didn't even see that you claimed it, Chellis ;D

But, as I'd love to fight a war in Africa, let's take the diplomatic side of things and divide Mozambique up ;D

If you'd be willing to, We can divide Mozambique into North and South, you getting north and I getting south.

Division on the line on the borders of Gaza and Inhambane.

Chellis would never agree to that.

Mozambique was our very first colony. Ever. In character, there is a very strong, if inane, feeling for them in our country.

Any conquest of Mali, Mauritania, or Senegal will be contested by mujahadeen. Many posts ago, my nation sent people there to rally the warlords and tribes there. I do not claim to control that territory, but I would like to role-pay the restistance there.

What the hell is going on?

What the hell is going on?

I'm getting ready to kick you out of malawi, because I said I would defend malawi and mozambique from any foreign invasions.

Really? I thought we were becoming allies, besides we never inaveded them, we simply requested them to be annexed and they accepted.

Really? I thought we were becoming allies, besides we never inaveded them, we simply requested them to be annexed and they accepted.

OOC: I never agreed to become allies. Also, why would they all the sudden just agree to be annexed? Completely unrealistic.

Again, I suggest you evacuate, or there will be... FISTICUFFS!

OOC: It was a lie, I amassed troops on the boarder making it appear as though I was going to invade, and I sent them an annex request. I mean I was lining it with nearly 100,000 troops. But as far as you know it was just simply annex.

OOC: It was a lie, I amassed troops on the boarder making it appear as though I was going to invade, and I sent them an annex request. I mean I was lining it with nearly 100,000 troops. But as far as you know it was just simply annex.

OOC: This whole thread is OOC, you dont need OOC tags.

I know exactly what you did, both IC and OOC. IC, chellis isn't an idiot to real-politik. IC, we've been contacted by the malawian government that they are under attack. So we are coming to cleanse malawi, and mozambique for that matter, of foreign troops. Unless you want to fight me, you might want to evacuate.

wow i really looks like everyone is active in Africa

OOC: This whole thread is OOC, you dont need OOC tags.

I know exactly what you did, both IC and OOC. IC, chellis isn't an idiot to real-politik. IC, we've been contacted by the malawian government that they are under attack. So we are coming to cleanse malawi, and mozambique for that matter, of foreign troops. Unless you want to fight me, you might want to evacuate.

well then they're renegade hobos cause i assure you that the people of that former nation are very sasistfied under our umbrella.

Besides it isn't politics, its military.

I am getting in on this...

What with my new war with one of the colonizing powers and my ongoing one with another (who borders the first, conveniently enough), I feel that I should bring the fight to them, wherever they be.

I shall post shortly.

Who are these "wars" against?

Me and United Somalia plan to zerg rush Icovir's territory in Eritrea.

Either we split Mozambique, or I'll make sure that no one gets it!

*aims high powered we-can-cut-the-tectonic-plates laser at mozambique)

Maputo province and Maputo and I'll be happy, just some land on the coast is all I need, really.

I am getting in on this...

What with my new war with one of the colonizing powers and my ongoing one with another (who borders the first, conveniently enough), I feel that I should bring the fight to them, wherever they be.

I shall post shortly.

Ah. This should get interesting . . .

To Gente Del Agua and The Scandinvans: would i be free to annex the gray piece of South Namibia between your two colonies? i wish to do so.

Me and United Somalia plan to zerg rush Icovir's territory in Eritrea.

Do I since a puppet?

To Gente Del Agua and The Scandinvans: would i be free to annex the gray piece of South Namibia between your two colonies? i wish to do so.

No, you may not. And i know Scandinvan is planing to move in on it, so i wouldn't if i were you.

Aboard the Glory of Helios, the captain waited. His finger rested on a button. The label of the button would cause concern to anyone who saw it, who didn't know about it before hand.

The label was a small sticker, plastered over the previous label, which read- Mess Bell, Third Shift. The sticker read 'Big-Ass Nuclear Explosion'.

The captain grinned as the ship sailed into the port. "All hands prepare for Third Shift Mess Bell." He spoke into the loudspeaker. He then hailed the city.

"Attention. You have exactly one hour until this city is destroyed. Any attempts to board this ship will result in the immediate detonation of a nuclear device. Begin evacuation immediately if you know what's good for you."


Aeson,

You do realize if you use that nuclear weapon. The Totalitarian Military Union will launch an atomic cleansing on your holdings in Africa? We have sworn to defend Greater Morocco like they were part of the Fatherland. The current WMD doctrine for striking the Fatherland with such weapons is nuclear cleansing.

Aeson,

You do realize if you use that nuclear weapon. The Totalitarian Military Union will launch an atomic cleansing on your holdings in Africa? We have sworn to defend Greater Morocco like they were part of the Fatherland. The current WMD doctrine for striking the Fatherland with such weapons is nuclear cleansing.

That would be his second such cleansing, if memory serves.

Aeson,

You do realize if you use that nuclear weapon. The Totalitarian Military Union will launch an atomic cleansing on your holdings in Africa? We have sworn to defend Greater Morocco like they were part of the Fatherland. The current WMD doctrine for striking the Fatherland with such weapons is nuclear cleansing.

You do realize that you're dealing with a fanatical terrorist organization who have been killing everyone they come across anyways, and would be more than happy to die in the service of their 'true gods'?

Launching a nuclear cleansing would actually work to help them.

Ah, Nationstates. We got the nukes, we got the power, who gives a flying fuck about the environment?

That would be his second such cleansing, if memory serves.

Nah. First was actually the government, not the psycho genocidal loonies.

Ah, Nationstates. We got the nukes, we got the power, who gives a flying fuck about the environment?

Enviornmentalism would be your primary concern with use of Nuclear weapons? I would personally think of the massive loss of human life first.

You do realize that you're dealing with a fanatical terrorist organization who have been killing everyone they come across anyways, and would be more than happy to die in the service of their 'true gods'?

Launching a nuclear cleansing would actually work to help them.


I fail to see how turning thousands of miles of land into nuclear wasteland would be to their benefit. Would you please explain?

I fail to see how turning thousands of miles of land into nuclear wasteland would be to their benefit. Would you please explain?

Simple. They want to kill all infidels. Besides the fact that you'd probably kill any that they missed in their attack, the fallout would kill even more, including some Jaredcohenians.

Who are these "wars" against?

You and the World Soviet Party.

Ah, Nationstates. We got the nukes, we got the power, who gives a flying fuck about the environment?
I am almost certainly the only insane dictatorship to have an environmentalism budget, thank you very much.

Just so that everyone knows, I must remain neutral in extensions of the Griffincrest wars, including this war between TWSP and Pudu in Africa. I recommend that all of my allies do the same, as I shall not be able to aid them if they get involved.

You do realize that you're dealing with a fanatical terrorist organization who have been killing everyone they come across anyways, and would be more than happy to die in the service of their 'true gods'?

Launching a nuclear cleansing would actually work to help them.

??

My nation hasn't killed anyone yet. I did try to shoot down some Clandonia Prime and Hatarian planes that were killing my civilians, but they never posted any damage. I tried to send some mujahadeen into Hataria, but they just made a gode mode post about how well their border was defended and how all my mujahadeen were rounded up and sent to prisons.

Simple. They want to kill all infidels. Besides the fact that you'd probably kill any that they missed in their attack, the fallout would kill even more, including some Jaredcohenians.


Yeah,

It may help your cause but it will kill some of your men as well. The Xharnian government will have no problem justifying this especially when the fall out of your weapon kill's a few hundred Xharnian soldiers defending the Greater Morocco.

??

My nation hasn't killed anyone yet. I did try to shoot down some Clandonia Prime and Hatarian planes that were killing my civilians, but they never posted any damage. I tried to send some mujahadeen into Hataria, but they just made a gode mode post about how well their border was defended and how all my mujahadeen were rounded up and sent to prisons.

I was talking about the True Aesonics, not you. Don't worry.

Xharn, feel free to nuke away once I do, I'm just saying that it won't be the end of the world for the Ehznoists/True Aesonics. Got to go to bed now. Adios.

I was talking about the True Aesonics, not you. Don't worry.

Xharn, feel free to nuke away once I do, I'm just saying that it won't be the end of the world for the Ehznoists/True Aesonics. Got to go to bed now. Adios.

Sorry to be off topic, but I have finally remembered and have you.

What is happening with Nuk?

I am almost certainly the only insane dictatorship to have an environmentalism budget, thank you very much.

I have an insane tyrant ruling my nation and I have an environmentalism budget, thank you very much.

I was talking about the True Aesonics, not you. Don't worry.

Xharn, feel free to nuke away once I do, I'm just saying that it won't be the end of the world for the Ehznoists/True Aesonics. Got to go to bed now. Adios.

It kinda depends. When and if you nuke me, I might issue a public statement blaming Hataria or Clandonia Prime.

The IC thread now seems to be closed.

I was just about to post invasion of the remainder of Burkina . . .
Consider my forces already in there moving on the rest of the nation.

The IC thread now seems to be closed.

I was just about to post invasion of the remainder of Burkina . . .
Consider my forces already in there moving on the rest of the nation.

I guess you didn't read the big "IMPORTANT" post.

I'm restarting it. <_<

Zukariaa;11862357']I guess you didn't read the big "IMPORTANT" post.

I'm restarting it. <_<

I skimmed it.

You are totally starting over? I thought you were just moving to a new, closed, thread.

Will I be allowed in the new thread? I see I didn't make the list.

I'm only here because United Somalia asked me to be here.

Alright, I request that I be allowed to repost my first post over as my introduction with a few changes?

Shot Israel/Palestine, Nigeria, Swaziland/Mozambique :D

@Errikland: yes, totally starting over in a version of Africa/Middle East with NO past ties except for United Somalia.

@Scandinvans: yes

Zukariaa;11862429']@Errikland: yes, totally starting over in a version of Africa/Middle East with NO past ties except for United Somalia.

@Scandinvans: yes

Damn! I was so close to securing my positon!

Errikland check ur Tg