NationStates Jolt Archive


Questers celebrates 7th billion citizen

Questers
25-10-2006, 15:32
'Mrs Akihito, you have a healthy baby boy.'

The midwife lowered the baby into the womans caring arms, but a moment later the doctor spoke up.

'Um... Mr and Mrs Akihito, your son is the 7th billion citizen of the United Kingdom.'

They both stared at him.

Extract from the Charter
At 5:32 AM this morning, John Akihito, a Eurasian from the small village of Humiko upon Nage, was born the 7th billion citizen of Questers. His Majesty the King Richard IV had personally donated £15,000 pounds to the working class family of a miner and a housewife for the great honour they had bestowed upon the nation. The Charter asked the Akihito family what they planned to do with the money.

"We'll probably save it for John's education."

The ascension o the United Kingdom to the 7 billion population status has also brought up questions of overcrowding in main cities...
Auralinia
25-10-2006, 16:22
On behalf of the citizens of the Barbaric Empire of Xeraph and in the Name of Emperor Alaric Tan'it, I congratulate the nation of Questers on this notable milestone.

sincerely,

Vlad, Prince of the Empire, Regent of The Grey Phoenix.
Hataria
25-10-2006, 18:05
Offical Reply from Empress Neherenia

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Starts Screaming and Pulling out hair.)