NationStates Jolt Archive

An Open Letter To All Nations;

Rubbish, Trash, Junk, Waste, It has alot of names and for many nations it is a major problem in deciding how to deal with everything that is generated by the various societies around the world and those that may exist extra-terrestrially.

There are many problems and potential pitfalls that the unwary nation might encounter and fail at successfully negotiating. The answer to this is why worry about the Rubbish when there are professionals such a ourselves who are skilled in handling a large number forms of waste. Including controversial documents to nuclear, biological and other hazardous material.

Privacy and confidentiality of all users of our faclilities whether national, state or local governments or whether individuals and corporations are kept with the strictest privacy policies.

We, in fact, would like to establish depots throughout the NSVerse, Standard operating procedures for the establishment of TGM Depots is that locally available material will be used to develop temporary waste holding facilities of appropriate nature to the nation as well as in a visually appropriate style.

A National Manager and associated administrative as well as Waste Collection and collation staff is alsos to be housed at this Depot while being protected under the international concept of Diplomatic Immunity as well as the Depot being recognised officially as an Embassy. All matters in regards to our operation in a particular nation are to be directed to the National Manager, equivalent to that of an Ambassador.

The current policy on the establishment of national embassies in TGM controlled land is that of a non-acceptance, due to the sensitive nature of our business no offers of exchanges will be accepted but the National Manager will have the responsibility to pass on the appropriate messages to the Chief Officers of the TGM.

Robert Jones; Chief Marketing Officer, The Garbage Men

The Garbage Men, Your friendly sanitation providers

One of our major activities is salvage in MT of warships and sea vessels for recycling. We also do salvage in space in FT. We currently have large excess capacity of unrefined dead space hulks, old asteroid factories, leftover cargo ships and such. We are wondering if The Garbage Men would pay us for recycled metals by the kilo. We have titanium, iron, copper, steel, and a variety of other metals available in excess capacity.

Regards,

Malthus Cruonis, Trade Minister to the Commonalitarianism

Dear Malthus Cruonis, Trade Minister to the Commonalitarianism

One Aspect of waste management is the knowledge of how and when to recycle, the salvage operations of the Commonalitarianism government have certainly shown that they have the knowledge of how and when to recycle.

Understanding the concept of Supply and Demand we accept the proposal of the trade and attached to this letter are the current prices that The Garbage Men would pay in understanding of the current world and NSVerse markets for such metals as well as the excess stockpiles within Commonalitarianism itself.

I also understand that to facilitate such trade, The Chief Marketing Officer, would still like to establish a Depot in Commonalitarianism and the chance to compete for government and civilian contracts in the sanitation industry.

Regina Snoops; Chief Materials Officer, The Garbage Men

Dear Regina Snoops, CMO, Chief Materials Officer,
We will be sending you the excess material from our sea salvage by hybrid diesel electric barges, they also contain a large area of solar panels. They are very reliable. We will be sending you the space metals by automated cargo ship. We thank you for doing business with us.

Regards,

Malthus Cruonis, Trade Minister to the Commonalitarianism.

To Whom in May Concern in the Garbage Men

I am a very important person at a company in Quakmybush, recently we have changed our production line and we are now creating toxic waste, we had been dumping into a bay between us and FMJphoenix. This has been working for about 11 months now, but we think someone might be on to us. We would pay you in the sum of 15,000 Hubes per load of waste deposited. I will not be giving you my real name for now, however I will send it to you later.

Thanks,
Undisclosed Litterer

To Whom in May Concern in the Garbage Men

I am a very important person at a company in Quakmybush, recently we have changed our production line and we are now creating toxic waste, we had been dumping into a bay between us and FMJphoenix. This has been working for about 11 months now, but we think someone might be on to us. We would pay you in the sum of 15,000 Hubes per load of waste deposited. I will not be giving you my real name for now, however I will send it to you later.

Thanks,
Undisclosed Litterer

Dear Undisclosed Litterer;

It is our policy to encourage appropriate handling of any type of waste particularily in accordance to local laws. However we will be happy to take this toxic waste off of your hands the only question is what level of secrecy and anonymity do you require for the removal of the waste?

Thank you for using the services of The Garbage Men, Your friendly sanitation providers.

To Whom it May Concern

The amount of secrecy needed is quite large, also just to warn you, our nation is at war right now, so you might get shot at..... ya. I will devulge some important information. Our company name is Quakmybush Toy Co. You may wonder how the hell a toy company makes toxic waste, but it does happen, belive us. My name is Fëdor Osipovič. We will comply with all laws, but the secrecy is very important.

Thanks,
Fëdor Osipovič

Dear Fëdor Osipovič;

We are glad to have you and your company on board, We understand only too well what waste various organisations can make, the fact that your company produces Toys is not of any particular surprise, I have contacted our Surrepticious Collection department and they will get in contact with you. You are recommended to obtain a Trenchcoat.

Robert Jones; Chief Marketing Officer, The Garbage Men

Thank you for using the services of The Garbage Men, Your friendly sanitation providers.

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Dear Robert Jones

Trenchcoats? I have a tonne, I find them to be fashionable. Where would you like us to make these transactions, if okay I would like to keep as many of them look like donations to your company so that we don't get into anything that we don't want to. Anytime at which your people want to get in contact with us will work.

Best Regards,
Fëdor Osipovič

Dear Fëdor Osipovič;

A straight out Donation to an extra-national corporation such as ourselves would certainly raise questions that you do not want answered. We will get in-contact to give you the details of payment as well as procedures for the removal of said waste. We will create a number of various holding organisations within QuakMyBush and internationally which when you pay the organisation the money will flow through the various organisations and into The Garbage Men coffers. Details of which we do not wish to divulge but a meeting with a Surrepticious Collection agent will be made soon.

Un-named representative of Surrepticious Collection Department.

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To: Robert Jones; Chief Marketing Officer, The Garbage Men
From: Administrative Clerk #14765, Kikoskriat East Adminisitration Building

Subject: Excesss Garbage

=MESSAGE BEGINS=

Robert,

We, the Kikoskriat people, are most interested iun the service you are providing, but my leaders cannot help but be a little curious as to what you want in return, as no price has been set per kilo of waste and no terms and conditions have been set out. If possible, we would wish to know these terms and the prices you set out.

Also, I am informed to inform you that within the boundaries of Kikoskriat all buisness is maintained by the nation, for the nation. This would cause complications if you were to set up a depot and would even cause problems if we were to merely send you the garbage.

As such, we would greatly appreciate your returned correspondance on this issue. We shall await your reply,

=MESSAGE ENDS=

Dear Administrative Clerk #14765, Kikoskriat East Adminisitration Building

We would like to thank you for your consideration for utilising the services of The Garbage Men and I would like to personally respond to the issues raised in your previous communique.

As for the price, we have find it that the needs of various individuals and organisations such as governments are varied to the point that providing a standard per/kg waste price listing to not accurately reflect the level of service provided. Some of the questions that we will need to know the answers to before we can provide a quote are the following.

Category of Waste: Paper, Generic - Unspecified, Chemical, Toxic Chemical, Biolological, Radiological or other such type of categories that will determine type of handling and density of such materials.

Level of Confidentiality: How confidential do you want the waste transportation to be? Is it an issue at all? or do you not even want it to be publically known that TGM are handling government waste.

Additional Services: In addition to basic waste transportation and removal services we also have a wealth of other services related to waste removal and sanitation. If you can think of it and it relates somehow to waste we will probably do it.

As for the matter of internal Kikoskriat business laws here is where being an extra-national corporation has it's benefits. We have already been recognised as an independent political entity by a number of nations. As such if the government of Kikoskriat recognises The Garbage Men as a Poltical entity the Depot's would be in equivalence to a national embassy between the Kikoskriat government and our organisation. Any such waste removal would also be considered as international trade. We are not away of your national trade policies and wish to be enlightened so we can appropriately perform such trade. We are also sensitive to visual and environmental aspects of the Depot which will be designed to visually suit the architectural style while employing the latest in waste containment, processing and transportation technology.

We hope this has answered your questions and hope to be in further contact with you on this matter in the near future.

Robert Jones; Chief Marketing Officer, The Garbage Men

Thank you for considering the services of The Garbage Men, Your friendly sanitation providers.

Dear Robert Jones,

As fellow traders we often times find ourselves with objects of little to no value. Objects of value that have gone beyond a repairable status, and other undesirables. Our trade is in objects of Value, and if we understand your letter correctly, then we have need of your services, to rid ourselves of, how did you put it, yes, rubbish. an expedient reply would be most appreciative, as the rubbish accumulates daily.

Sincerly yours,

O'aka the 63rd, Merchant extrodinaire.

Dear O'aka the 63rd, Merchant extrodinaire.

We thank you for your interest in considering The Garbage Men for meeting your waste and sanitation needs. Due to the wide variability in waste materials we expect from a merchant of your calibre we would like to send a delegation consisting of members of the Marketing, Promotions and Collection Departments within our organisation to travel to your trading headquarters and discuss your needs in this area.

Also it would also dramatically enhance the amount of services as well as the quantity if the government of your nation would allow the establishment of a Depot within your borders with the diplomatic status of an embassy and other such standard diplomatic overtures of having diplomatic staff of a recognised political entity stationed inside a building equivalence of an embassy within a foreign political entity such as yourselves.

We look forward to being able to arrange a meeting between you and a delegation of our representatives and perhaps also news about that potential Depot. Thank you.

Robert Jones; Chief Marketing Officer, The Garbage Men

Thank you for considering the services of The Garbage Men, Your friendly sanitation providers.

Dear O'aka the 63rd, Merchant extrodinaire.

We thank you for your interest in considering The Garbage Men for meeting your waste and sanitation needs. Due to the wide variability in waste materials we expect from a merchant of your calibre we would like to send a delegation consisting of members of the Marketing, Promotions and Collection Departments within our organisation to travel to your trading headquarters and discuss your needs in this area.

Also it would also dramatically enhance the amount of services as well as the quantity if the government of your nation would allow the establishment of a Depot within your borders with the diplomatic status of an embassy and other such standard diplomatic overtures of having diplomatic staff of a recognised political entity stationed inside a building equivalence of an embassy within a foreign political entity such as yourselves.

We look forward to being able to arrange a meeting between you and a delegation of our representatives and perhaps also news about that potential Depot. Thank you.

Robert Jones; Chief Marketing Officer, The Garbage Men

Thank you for considering the services of The Garbage Men, Your friendly sanitation providers.

Dear Robert Jones,

I personally run a trading station of good size orbiting The middle star in Orion's Belt. That's the place that needs sanitation, badly. I'd let the star take care of it, but as we both understand, some things when incenerated, could make that a very bad Idea, not only to my health, but because a supernova changes so many things, and upsets so many people. I'd rather let professionals take care of it.

As for a government, I'm a free man without any nationalities, well technicly I'm Ri-anese, but their in the middle of a terrible civil war between themselves, and their oldest enemies, so, I don't really think establishing an Embassy there would be a good Idea at the moment. Planets dieng usually tends to disrupt business.

I would however, be glad to add an entire section of the station to serve as an Embassy for you though. It'd take a while to build, but the idea's still the same.

Oh yes, if you wish to contact the Ri-an government for an Embassy, their in the Andromeda Galaxy. Gotta warn you though, not all of them are human, and I mean that Literally.

O'aka

Dear Robert Jones,

I personally run a trading station of good size orbiting The middle star in Orion's Belt. That's the place that needs sanitation, badly. I'd let the star take care of it, but as we both understand, some things when incenerated, could make that a very bad Idea, not only to my health, but because a supernova changes so many things, and upsets so many people. I'd rather let professionals take care of it.

As for a government, I'm a free man without any nationalities, well technicly I'm Ri-anese, but their in the middle of a terrible civil war between themselves, and their oldest enemies, so, I don't really think establishing an Embassy there would be a good Idea at the moment. Planets dieng usually tends to disrupt business.

I would however, be glad to add an entire section of the station to serve as an Embassy for you though. It'd take a while to build, but the idea's still the same.

Oh yes, if you wish to contact the Ri-an government for an Embassy, their in the Andromeda Galaxy. Gotta warn you though, not all of them are human, and I mean that Literally.

O'aka

Dear O'aka;

An initial assesment team is on their way to your Trading Station in the solar system of Alnilam, The white/blue Super Giant apart of the constellation known on Earth as Orion's Belt. While the assessment team is on it's way preperation for the first clean-up wave of crew will be underway. Once the initial assessment team has arrived and has given you a quote of which is accepted the first-wave of crew should be there or close to being there and the work will get started as soon as the contract is signed.

We also see an opportunity for the collaboration, if the Depot/Embassy that would be established in the station would be opened up to all space-faring beings that utilise your services then we could also provide our services to them. I'm sure an agreement could be arranged, please contact our Chief Promotions Officer, Mr Archibald Rosenthorpe and he will nut out the details with you.

Thank You

Robert Jones; Chief Marketing Officer, The Garbage Men

Thank you for considering the services of The Garbage Men, Your friendly sanitation providers.

Dear O'aka;

An initial assesment team is on their way to your Trading Station in the solar system of Alnilam, The white/blue Super Giant apart of the constellation known on Earth as Orion's Belt. While the assessment team is on it's way preperation for the first clean-up wave of crew will be underway. Once the initial assessment team has arrived and has given you a quote of which is accepted the first-wave of crew should be there or close to being there and the work will get started as soon as the contract is signed.

We also see an opportunity for the collaboration, if the Depot/Embassy that would be established in the station would be opened up to all space-faring beings that utilise your services then we could also provide our services to them. I'm sure an agreement could be arranged, please contact our Chief Promotions Officer, Mr Archibald Rosenthorpe and he will nut out the details with you.

Thank You

Robert Jones; Chief Marketing Officer, The Garbage Men

Thank you for considering the services of The Garbage Men, Your friendly sanitation providers.

Dear Mr Archibald Rosenthorpe,

Inclosed is a letter by Mr. Robert Jones; Chief Marketing officer. In the letter, he was talking about a collaboration opportunity, and that you would have the details. I would very much be intrested in hearing those details.

Sincerly yours
O'aka the 63rd, Merchant extrodinaire.

Dear Mr Archibald Rosenthorpe,

Inclosed is a letter by Mr. Robert Jones; Chief Marketing officer. In the letter, he was talking about a collaboration opportunity, and that you would have the details. I would very much be intrested in hearing those details.

Sincerly yours
O'aka the 63rd, Merchant extrodinaire.

Dear O'aka the 63rd, Merchant extrodinaire;

The Chief Marketing Officer, Robert Jones has briefed me on his recent communications with you and as I understand an Initial Assessment Team is currently on their way to the Orion Trade Station set up by yourself.

As for the details of collaboration, the offer of the establishment of a Depot on your Trade Station is much welcomed. Once the initial cleaning and sanitising of the Trade Station has occured and the only waste for the Depot to process is the waste continuely generated by any other comparable trading operation would leave space in our waste transportation system for more waste.

Our proposal is simple, we make our services available to both visitors and 3rd-party traders alike for a fee of-course. A proportion of that, 10%, would go to you and the remaining 90%, which would be inflated from our normal prices would go to us. This way we expect business to improve for both of us as the services provided by each of us would suppliment and draw more business to the Orion Trade Center as a whole and other material as well.

We await to hear back from you on this potential deal of a lifetime that is a win-win situation for both of us.

Chief Promotions Officer, Mr Archibald Rosenthorpe, The Garbage Men

Dear O'aka the 63rd, Merchant extrodinaire;

The Chief Marketing Officer, Robert Jones has briefed me on his recent communications with you and as I understand an Initial Assessment Team is currently on their way to the Orion Trade Station set up by yourself.

As for the details of collaboration, the offer of the establishment of a Depot on your Trade Station is much welcomed. Once the initial cleaning and sanitising of the Trade Station has occured and the only waste for the Depot to process is the waste continuely generated by any other comparable trading operation would leave space in our waste transportation system for more waste.

Our proposal is simple, we make our services available to both visitors and 3rd-party traders alike for a fee of-course. A proportion of that, 10%, would go to you and the remaining 90%, which would be inflated from our normal prices would go to us. This way we expect business to improve for both of us as the services provided by each of us would suppliment and draw more business to the Orion Trade Center as a whole and other material as well.

We await to hear back from you on this potential deal of a lifetime that is a win-win situation for both of us.

Chief Promotions Officer, Mr Archibald Rosenthorpe, The Garbage Men

" Dear Mr. Archibald, after careful consideration and deliberation, I have but one question.

Are there any specifications I need to be aware of, or would you rather send a building crew to help build your depot section?

Looking forward to a long and prosperous partnership together,

O'aka the 63rd.

" Dear Mr. Archibald, after careful consideration and deliberation, I have but one question.

Are there any specifications I need to be aware of, or would you rather send a building crew to help build your depot section?

Looking forward to a long and prosperous partnership together,

O'aka the 63rd.
Dear O'aka the 63rd;

If you could construct the shell, the building or the actual area that the Depot would be in, that would be sufficient as we would much prefer to construct the containment, transportation and collection facilities ourselves as they are both Propriotry technology and require the usage of confidential business processes.

The Initial Assessment team being sent will determine exactly what containment systems will be necessary. Thank you and we look forward to the success of our joint project.

Chief Promotions Officer, Mr Archibald Rosenthorpe, The Garbage Men

Dear O'aka the 63rd;

If you could construct the shell, the building or the actual area that the Depot would be in, that would be sufficient as we would much prefer to construct the containment, transportation and collection facilities ourselves as they are both Propriotry technology and require the usage of confidential business processes.

The Initial Assessment team being sent will determine exactly what containment systems will be necessary. Thank you and we look forward to the success of our joint project.

Chief Promotions Officer, Mr Archibald Rosenthorpe, The Garbage Men

Then, I shall await the assesment team.

OOC:
The Orion Trading Station:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=504385

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