international drug trade
Starshipenterprise
18-10-2006, 03:24
we have 450 million pounds of marijuana for sale :)
Something Awful forums are thatta way.
Starshipenterprise
18-10-2006, 03:34
How Can Something So Sweet Be So Awful?
OOC: 450 pounds of weed is the best your nation can come up with?
The most wealthy drug lord in Osteia is worth around 65 million dollars...
:)
We have no interest in purchasing your narcotics, but would like a list of nations that purchase greater than ten million pound lots. Thank you for your time and hopeful generosity with your client list.
ooc: It's 450 MILLION pounds of weed that he's offering.
Welcome to NS, and the stickies are a great place to begin with.
Fat sackville
18-10-2006, 03:46
in the green weed region we have 120+ nations that you can LEGALY sell it to :)
the problem is growing is also legal for all of our nations so unless your syuff is really good or unless one of our nations had a bad crop this year you might have to sell it very cheap.
We have no interest in purchasing your narcotics, but would like a list of nations that purchase greater than ten million pound lots. Thank you for your time and hopeful generosity with your client list.
ooc: It's 450 MILLION pounds of weed that he's offering.
Welcome to NS, and the stickies are a great place to begin with.
OOC: Holy shit...
Welcome to NS on behalf of the nation of Osteia.
The Secular Empire of Maraque will buy it all for $9 trillion USD.
Leafanistan
18-10-2006, 03:55
we have 450 million pounds of marijuana for sale :)
Encrypted Transmission from the Energy Elite Enterprises
We'll take it all, 7.35 billion USD. Take it you can't leave it. We won't take no for an answer.
[END]
A Mafia controlled fishing trawler which was in reality a missile launching platfrom sailed off the coast of Starshipenterprise, it held within its bowels several SCUD missiles, built by Red Tide for extra-long range, each holding fuel-air warheads, which if the offer was denied, meant to destroy the massive fields.
The DEA had long found foreign fields of marijuana via satellite and this was no different.
If anyone truly researched Energia Elite Enterprises, they would find associations with Pend Insurance Company, State Defensive Industries, Eastern Atomic Industrial Concern. All which associated with more companies, these companies were known shell companies for the Leafanistani Red Mafia to anyone in the intelligence agency.
Leafanistan
18-10-2006, 03:57
The Secular Empire of Maraque will buy it all for $9 trillion USD.
OOC: Holy shit. That is 320 USD per ounce! I was making a reasonable offer. But if you can throw this money at it, be my guest, if he accepts and we see transportation, we'll bomb it. No one fucks with us, nor my shadowy financiers.
[NS]ICCD-Intracircumcordei
18-10-2006, 04:17
we have 450 million pounds of marijuana for sale :)
Is this all at once. Well bid 200 million.
Too low?
[NS]ICCD-Intracircumcordei
18-10-2006, 04:21
ICCD has a large abundance of Marijuana in multiple brands. Also other drugs.
ICCD would be more then willing to fill excess orders, for rates such as seen. Especially orders such as The Secular Empire of Maraque
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although it should be stated the guildes manage the drug trade, not the Imperial Crown Corporations.
On behalf of certain individuals in Mahria:
Gentlemen on the starship, we have heard of your large offer. What are we to make of the rumours that Energy Elite is trying to buy out your stock? If another customer makes a more attractive offer, we'd be only too happy to help with transport past the Red Mafia. For a mere, shall we say... five percent cut for us?
Wilhelmsborough
19-10-2006, 03:34
We here in the Principality of Wilhelmsborough are extremely interested in your vast yield of hemp. As you may or may not be aware, Wilhelmsborough is within a period of energy transition, between fossil-fuel petrol, and hempseed oil. We would like to purchase all 450 million pounds of hemp for $45 Billion dollars.
We would also be interested in setting up an exclusive trading contract with your country. If you would be willing to sell us your hemp, we would be more than willing to sell you military hardware.
Signed,
Maria Donnovich, Minister of the Interior
Principality of Wilhelmsborough
Crimean Peninsula
OOC: I think this user is not active....
If there are people out there who wish to conduct buisness, please do so with Osteia's Alejandro Acosta. If there is somthing you need this drug lord can get it...
And im sure he would trade for arms and munitions, platations need well armed guards.
OOC: Oh nevermind he was on yesterday, but Mr. Acosta's offer still stands, and we are currently in the process of hiring professional smugglers so that all orders come through..
[NS]ICCD-Intracircumcordei
19-10-2006, 20:54
OOC: I think this user is not active....
If this is the case and there are any interested parties.
The rates of sale in ICCD via excess food stuffs guilde
is
$ 200 per 1000 lbs of Canabis/Hemp biomass
$ 200 per 100 lbs of high THC Canabis/hemp
$ 20 per 1 litre hemp seed oil
$ 10 per 1 lbs of Canabis/Hemp Seed powder.
Starshipenterprise
20-10-2006, 00:52
highest bid wins
We'll send an initial $1 trillion now and send $33 billion every month until all payments are made, if that is alright with you.