NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: As the slaughtering of my name and my national motto probably indicates, my country is big. Really big. Ginormous (sp?) in fact. No, not in population, industry, or militarty might. I mean in land. I'm thinking about two-three times the size of Russia. And five million people in it. Loooooot of empty space out there. And nowhere near the resources to watch it all. Hint. Hint. Of course, there's quite a few secret societies/militias/would be evil-geniuses out there in the desert/rainforest/tundra. But still plenty of room.

IC: The nation of Ginormous would like to recieve embassies from the nations of the world.

The Errikan Empire would like to open relations with your nation. We will gladly engage in an "embassy trade" and open specific trade relations.
We are under the impression that you have a massive land area with a relatively small population to fill it? Perhaps you would like a migration deal, allowing Errikans to migrate to your nation?

OOC: What is your exact land area? I believe Russia is like 6.5 million square miles (though don't quote me on that), so you would be 13-19.5 million square miles? I would personally just round to 20 and call it a day.
And are you asking to be invaded? If so, DIBS!!!

The Errikan Empire would like to open relations with your nation. We will gladly engage in an "embassy trade" and open specific trade relations.
We are under the impression that you have a massive land area with a relatively small population to fill it? Perhaps you would like a migration deal, allowing Errikans to migrate to your nation?

OOC: What is your exact land area? I believe Russia is like 6.5 million square miles (though don't quote me on that), so you would be 13-19.5 million square miles? I would personally just round to 20 and call it a day.
And are you asking to be invaded? If so, DIBS!!!

IC: We would be thrilled to accept your offer. However, at this time, we feel no need to allow massive migrations to our nation, although immigration laws are fairly simple.

OOC: Not invaded, as such, no. Invading a country like this would be a nightmare, I figure, because of how easy it would be for rebel forces to hide in the countryside, and how much of a drain it would be to try and control all of it. Besides, there's really no need for an invasion. Considering I'm an island, and have ungodly amounts of coastline, as long as you're discreet, you could probably set up a colony without my noticing.

The Foreign Ministry of Pan-Arab Barronia would be most honored to participate in an embassy-exchange program. We are always on the look-out to expand our international relations, and open new trade opportunities.

As a goodwill gesture, we are willing to provide corporate technological training to civilian engineers within Ginormous. We would also like to request land for corporate storage of materials required, which we are willing to buy.

We await your response.

ooc: Shiznit, that's one big country! It's more of an continent than an island!
ic: It would be nice if you coud lease some land to Arrkendommer, so we can do all of our top secret experiments and keep foreign dignitaries we don't like there. In exchange for this we will give you 5 freighter fulls or organic produce (hemp/cotton/nuts/ect.)

IC: We would be thrilled to accept your offer. However, at this time, we feel no need to allow massive migrations to our nation, although immigration laws are fairly simple.

OOC: Not invaded, as such, no. Invading a country like this would be a nightmare, I figure, because of how easy it would be for rebel forces to hide in the countryside, and how much of a drain it would be to try and control all of it. Besides, there's really no need for an invasion. Considering I'm an island, and have ungodly amounts of coastline, as long as you're discreet, you could probably set up a colony without my noticing.

Okay. We shall provide you with a plot and contractors for your embassy and begin to set ours up immediately.
Would Errikan Companies be allowed to operate within your nation, such as the single Errikan mega-corporation Weapson setting up factories within your borders, employing your citizens, and producing product to sell directly to you or export?

OOC: I was just kidding about the invasion thing.

ooc: Shiznit, that's one big country! It's more of an continent than an island!
ic: It would be nice if you coud lease some land to Arrkendommer, so we can do all of our top secret experiments and keep foreign dignitaries we don't like there. In exchange for this we will give you 5 freighter fulls or organic produce (hemp/cotton/nuts/ect.)

OOC: That's the idea.
SIC: An area of five hundred square miles has been marked off for you, but we have no need of organic produce, as we have more rich farmland then we know what to do with. The only thing we really lack is technology. Perhaps we could negotiate this?

Regular IC: (Errikland) We are huge proponents of free trade and would be happy to allow Weapson into our nation. We would like to inquire as to what kind of goods Weapson sells.

OFFICIAL DIPLOMATIC COMMUNCATION
TO: Leadership of the Nation of Ginormous
FROM: George A. Loak, Supreme Emperor of the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom

The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom is willing to open diplomatic relations with your nation. We offer an exchange of embasies with you. Please see our Embasy Exchange Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=466717) for our terms. We wish for the same terms with an embasy with your nation. We await your reply.

OFFICIAL DIPLOMATIC COMMUNCATION
TO: Leadership of the Nation of Ginormous
FROM: George A. Loak, Supreme Emperor of the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom

The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom is willing to open diplomatic relations with your nation. We offer an exchange of embasies with you. Please see our Embasy Exchange Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=466717) for our terms. We wish for the same terms with an embasy with your nation. We await your reply.

Official Communique:

We find these terms perfectly acceptable, and have allocated you land to construct your embassy. This land is on the newly christened Embassy Way, in the capital of RatherLarge.

OOC: That's the idea.
SIC: An area of five hundred square miles has been marked off for you, but we have no need of organic produce, as we have more rich farmland then we know what to do with. The only thing we really lack is technology. Perhaps we could negotiate this?

Regular IC: (Errikland) We are huge proponents of free trade and would be happy to allow Weapson into our nation. We would like to inquire as to what kind of goods Weapson sells.

OOC: Our nation is sort of a hippie socialist nation, but we are good with technology.
IC: How about we set you up with a satelite comunication system, we can launch them anytime, and we can se up you relay stations for you.

OOC: That's the idea.
SIC: An area of five hundred square miles has been marked off for you, but we have no need of organic produce, as we have more rich farmland then we know what to do with. The only thing we really lack is technology. Perhaps we could negotiate this?

Regular IC: (Errikland) We are huge proponents of free trade and would be happy to allow Weapson into our nation. We would like to inquire as to what kind of goods Weapson sells.

Weapson originated as a major military and civilian weapons producer, and has since expanded to meet all of the needs of the military as well as all civilian hunting equipment. They have factories in many nations and many (and I mean many) people.

EDIT: OOC: Would you like me to make a map for you?

OOC:
Just a note. The underlined next in my message was a link to my Embasy Exchange program

OOC: Our nation is sort of a hippie socialist nation, but we are good with technology.
IC: How about we set you up with a satelite comunication system, we can launch them anytime, and we can se up you relay stations for you.

IC: To: Arrkendommer This is a thrilling idea, and we are transmitting coordinates of your land now. It has a land strip that can land anything up to and including a 747.

To: Errikland Well then, Weapson is certainly welcome, as we have very few gun laws. (Citizens are prohibited from owning WMDs or more armored vehicles than are practical for personal use)

OOC: Errikland, yes please. Mountains in the north, desert in the center (Ratherlarge (capital) in the center of the desert) mountains in the north, and just temperate land in east. Same in west, only with a large bay (by large I mean large in the same way my country is large, in other words... huge!)

Shazbotdom: Yes, I read those, which is why I said those terms were agreeable.

The Colony of Ginormous has been granted an Embasy in the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom. Your Embasy will be located at 25570 Galen Q. Leotardia Ave. Please follow the rules as stated in the first message in the Shazbotdom Embasy Exchange Thread. We ask that you keep the shubbery watered on a regular basis to keep the section of the city looking as beautiful as it has for centuries. You may add any flowers or other landscaping that you wish.

On Behalf of the Crown and the People of the Kingdom of Crookfur it is my pleasure to bring greetings and good wishes to your nation. It is the hope of both the goverment and myself that by the extension of the hand of freindship a long lasting and properous relation between our two nations can be biult and maintained.
The Kingdom of Crookfur is always interested in the prospect of trade and cultural exchanges and as such we would be delighted if an exchange of embassys could be arranged.
We have noted that due to your nation's geography you do face a number of challenges in providing for your nation's security. In light of this perhaps we could reach soem kind of arrangement where by the Crookfur Armed Forces and Security Services could undertake to aid your in your security arrangements, perhaps in exchange for basing and overflight agreements. if such an agreement or series of agreements could be reached it woudl certainly open the door for Crookfur aid, both finacial and maerial to be invested in your antion's infrastructure and would open up Crookfur's ever hungry markets to your agricultural output.

Once again my warmest greetings.
Yours
RH Karen Henderson
Minister for Foreign Affairs.

"We would be most pleased to establish diplomatic and commercial relations with Ginormous."


Jean Nguza Karl-i-Bond
Foreign minister of the Republic of Zaire
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The Socialist Republic of Montegrande is willing to exchange embassies with Ginormous.

Manuel Salvatierra, Foreign Affairs Minister, Socialist Republicof Montegrande

Crookfur: Though we are perfectly willing to export food and allow you to import materials, we are leery of allowing sizable amounts of enemy troops in to maintain an order not really in any danger. We hope you understand.


Montegrande: We would be thrilled to exchange embassies.

Congo--Kinshasa: We regret that at this time we are not willing to enter into relations with Congo--Kinshasha.

The Secular Empire of Maraque would be interested in seeking diplomatic relations with Ginormous.

Crookfur: Though we are perfectly willing to export food and allow you to import materials, we are leery of allowing sizable amounts of enemy troops in to maintain an order not really in any danger. We hope you understand.

My dear Sirs, we do of course understand your position and I appologise if you felt slighted in anyway by our offer. it is withhindsight that I realise that such an offer came perhaps too early in our Nations' relationship. I can only hope that this blunder has not done anything significant to sour our relations and stress that if you ever do find yourselves in a postion where help is required then Crookfur will of course be ready to render such aid and assitance as might be required.
Once again my humblest appologies.

Yours
RH Karen Henderson
Minister for Foreign Affairs.