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Greetings, people of the world

The Blessed People of Jihadiraq is seeking weapons of mass destruction, to defend ourselves against the viciousness of Democracy.
We knoiw the dangers of freedom; before the blessed Grand Poobah, the religious leader and ruler of our Blessed Nation, we were cursed with freedom and options. The average poor Jihadiraqi did not know what to do with such things.
Now we are freed of that, thankfully. But the Democracies of the woprld want to introduce freedom of thought to our people! To maintain our purity, we need to weapons of mass destruction.
Please contact us if you have N.B.C weapons of mass destruction to sell us.

Grand Vizier Ahmed Abdu
Ministry of Interior and Spiritual Purity

Offical Statement From The Peoples Freedom Atomic Agency

Let it be known that any nation selling WMD's to this nation shall be subject to swift punishment by The Peoples Freedom.

Can I bomb them, please?

Greetings, people of the world

The Blessed People of Jihadiraq is seeking weapons of mass destruction, to defend ourselves against the viciousness of Democracy.
We knoiw the dangers of freedom; before the blessed Grand Poobah, the religious leader and ruler of our Blessed Nation, we were cursed with freedom and options. The average poor Jihadiraqi did not know what to do with such things.
Now we are freed of that, thankfully. But the Democracies of the woprld want to introduce freedom of thought to our people! To maintain our purity, we need to weapons of mass destruction.
Please contact us if you have N.B.C weapons of mass destruction to sell us.

Grand Vizier Ahmed Abdu
Ministry of Interior and Spiritual Purity

While the Sovereign Republic does not usually give out nuclear weapons, we find that your situation, while someone cumbersome, delegates that it is your national and sovereign right to nuclear technology, so be it. We shall supply you with six FROG-7 museum peice delivery systems and non-military nuclear technology. (You will have to put 2 and 2 together.)

~Willinkian Chief of Staff Renolds

the Imperial Republic of Hataria warns Jihadiraq NOT to get WMD's because it would lead to your Nation's own Death.

and Hataria declares a Embargo on Jihadiraq.

Long Live The Empire

OOC: Lol, Jihadiraq.

OFFICIAL GOVERNMENTAL PROCLIMATION
TO: The Leadership of the Nation of Jihadiraq
CC: Leadership of All Nations Involved
FROM: Geroge A. Loak, Supreme Emperor of the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom

The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom sees no problems with Jihadiraq having Weapons of Mass Destruction as long as they are not pointed at the Dark Empire or her Colonies. Also be warned that we are under the protection of a Missile Defence Shield and will use it to protect ourselves from any missile attacks by Jihadiraq or any other nation.

OOC: Lol, Jihadiraq.

OOC: Gah, you beat me to it!

Secret Statement to the government of Jihadiraq from the Parthian Shahdom

We trust your ability to utilize these weapons against the scourge of democracy and liberalism, and as such, have decided it in our best interests to sell you 50 M-44 Mithra ICBMs, 25 gravity bombs, and 80 interchangeable 100 kiloton nuclear warheads. In return, we ask for only $100,000,000 and a mutual defense pact in the event of attack.

Secret

Message from the Supreme General
TO:Jihadiraq
FROM:Supreme General Henry Corrol II

We are willing to sell you WMDs of 12kt yield for $500,000USD each. We also wish to extend our friendship, and extend to you an invitation to the Corporate Alliance. While we are not neccasarily part of it, we are closely allied to it and wish to help it where we can.

Get back to us soon. If you want more powerful nuclear weapons, just tell us.
Signed, the Supreme General

OOC-Here is a link to the Corporate Alliance: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=491242

Have fun with the n00kz you buy. :p

We will grant you unlimited access to the Griffincrest stores of Chemical and Biological weapons. In return you sell us your soul. Well, not really, we just get your oil.

We will grant you unlimited access to the Griffincrest stores of Chemical and Biological weapons. In return you sell us your soul. Well, not really, we just get your oil.

Soul, oil, what's the difference?

Im not giving you and WMDs on the account of I dont have any (dont tell anyone). Btw, you named your country... Jihad-Iraq..*bursts into laughter*.. (I meant that in the most resepectful way possible)

Also Im wondering, how are WMDs going to help you fend off Democracy? by showing how much of a backwards nation you are that you have to nuke everything?

Also along the same train of thought, why us everyone arming so readily?

The Empire shall sell you our new Angry Cat Missiles which as the name probably implies are full of angry cats and when it hits an enemy target the cats shall bite and scratch all nearby persons. The price of each if $12,500.

While any and all nations have the right to arm themselves for whatever purposes, it is the position of the Protecorate of Lorench that said nations must aquire the military technology on its own merits.

Nuclear technology should not be purchased. It should be earned, and any country asking to purchase the technology is too young to deserve it.

Aqua Anu will see to it any nation that gives this dangerous nation WMD's will be sanctiond severly.

O people of the world, here me and give heed to the cry of our oppressed people. We cry out to those with any morality to stand up for us and against the Great Satan and their lies!
The Great Satan says we want to harm others. FALSE! LIES! Our people know we need to defend ourselves against the Great Satan and his overwhelming thirst for blood and power! It is for this reason the great and noble people of Jihadiraq call out for the nations of the world to sanction the Great Satan and their secularist religion they want to impose on the noble and glorious Jihadiraq people.
Hear O People, the wonderous truth we speak of. Stand up and show yourselves men and not animals, O People of the World. Denounce the Great Satan and their evil deeds. Stop the spread of the evil Satan inspired religion of Secularism!!!

His Greatness, the Most Powerfrul and Glorious Grand Poobah
and Grace, Ali Akhmed Abu
Revolution City, Jihadiraq

OFFICIAL STATEMENT
A nation with such a barbaric idealogy will get no nuclear weapons. Unless it's being delivered, activated, by High Speed Bomber or or the contents of an ICBM.

"Greetings. I am the Grand Poobah of the Great and Mighty Jihadiraqi nation. Recently, the Great Satan democracies have made a huge deal out of Jihadiraq seeking weapons to defend themselves against the evil Great Satan nations. These barbarians have even threatened the poor innocent people of Jihadiraq with nuclear annihilation
As such, it is my decision and the decision of the Viziers and Clerical Council to retract our request for weapons of mass destruction. We still would like to point out the hypocrisy of the Great Satan and his massive stockpiles of these weapons of mass death and desreucrion.
However, we realize that they are amoral, hedonistic animals and as such are impure, impious Atheists and Secularists. Being such, it is natural they are liars by nature, theives by birth and oppressors by practice. You would think they would be ashamed of their vicious atheism and hedonistic lifestyles. Alas, they are but animals and lack any counscious or moprals of any kind
We are seeking scientists, however, from any nation who would be willing to let us hire chemists and other technicians who are ablke to help us run an efficient and reliable power supply system. We will naturally comply with any reasonable desire to examine such vacilities."

Grand Poobah Ali Akhmed Abu
Revolutionary Palace
Revolution City, Jihadiraq

Imperial Response

We, The Continental Empire of Malatose, condemns the nation of Jihadiraq in their recent attempts to aquire Weapons of Mass Destruction. Be warned, any attempts to aquire WMDs will be seen as a threat to the Empire as a whole and Jihadiraq could be subject to possible Military Action.

Imperial Grand Advisor of Foreign Relations
Ars Dagnor

The Kingdom of Nor nuin Giliath supports freedom of speech and consceince. But it would not hesistate to act if Jihadiraq put the WMD to use.