NationStates Jolt Archive

"Great Earth II, I present the crown that will make the nations of the CAD, emperors of Mankind!!! They will rule the domains and anyone who question them will be crushed mercilessly under their iron heels! Let it be known of their greatness and dominations over those who dared to fight them!!!" Said Jack Carlson more then a few months ago, the international Community jeered and insulted the nation of Gyrobot at every turn. Calling their citizens mentally ill and unfit to be in the international community. Deus Lenster, the elected president of Gyrobot was not impressed. After the incident, his father withdrew from political view and had an election to decide the next president. Deus Promised Gyrobot will fight under a new resolve and "Not bow down to dictators with silly appeasement policies like giving them idoltary worship." To make good of his purpose he removed Carlson from power and promised a bigger army for Gyrobot to be proud of. Also he encouraged anti CAD propaganda to be printed out to "promote our cause toward's democracy", His popularity rose in the face of many Woodstock pact immigrants...however he wonder if his voice is actually heard in the international wind...

Meanwhile in a small estate somewhere offshore, Shooban slaves were rushing through the blood soaked walls of Carlson's office. Indeed the former foreign minister loved CAD's bloody pleasures too much. He was speaking over a phone..."Yes, I want his office bombed to the next beyond, I dont care how...he will soon learn CAD will not be mess with...yes...SIEG KORSHU!"
He said to himself as he shot a random shooban servant: "Let the new order of CAD be born with the land that tried to crown CAD and failed begin..."

"sigh" No replies as usual....

The next day in the nation of Gyrobot...

The rain on the streets came down like a raging torrent today...as people busily commuted, a black car rushed through the streets in midst the streets near the parliment buildings. As the car stopped near an alley, a man in black walked near the embassy of Gyrobot, as he walked, he pulled out black box and place it near the building foundations and walked back. Immediately he walked into his car and set of the charges....with that a huge explosion occured and the embassy was laid to rubble. About 200 civillians lost their lives in this incident and more then 500 had been injured...it was known to be come the Carlson incident...

Later that week...

Carlson was at a TV studio, he had managed to take it over using a good bribe and managed to end today's broadcasting at GNN. Immediately he came on television and made a declaration to the entire Earth II:

"MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! THE TIME IS NOW TO ACCEPT THE BLOOD GODS' MERCY!!!! BECOME ONE WITH THE BLOOD GODS' ARMY AND ACCEPT THE IDEALS OF OUR ENLIGHTENED TYRANTS, LET US CAST AWAY THE IDEALS OF "HOPE", "REFORM", "DEMOCRACY", "FREEDOM", AND "REPUBLIC"! LET US EMBRACE THE IDEA OF AN ENLIGHTENED EMPIRE! LET CAD FORM THE IMPERIUM OF EARTH II, WHERE THEIR LEADERS WILL BECOME THE EMPERORS OF MANKIND!!!! LET THOSE WHOM OPPOSE US BE PURRRRGGGEEEDD!!!!"

Meanwhile back on television

Deus was watching the television from his mansion...it was obivious that Carlson is planning a self proclaimed uprising, however he was scared that his actions will alert many nations that may soon threaten Gyrobot's sovereignty. He decided to make a more rational address to the nations:

"My fellow nations, it has been brought to notice that Jack Carlson, the shameful son of a bitch who tried and call the CAD the rulers of earth. Has struck us with his mental delusions of grandeur. His little uprising will be put down for the betterment of our nations and I will make sure he will die in battle and will never threated our nation's sanity again.

Deus Lenster
President of Gyrobot"

OOC: Come on, international response.

Why No One Responds To Me!

OOC: I know, I'm not in Earth II, but still...

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

It has come to our attention that the raving lunatic who used to be your nation's Foreign Minister has been removed from office for his support of CAD.

We will offer support to the Government of Gyrobot in its effort to remove Mr. Carlson from any position of power. Such a man is clearly unstable and a threat to the security of Gyrobot.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

On the streets of Neo Recanis...

The government buildings were being hastily repaired by engineers after the Carlson incident. Recent efforts to capture Carlson failed after police retreating from the site reported Carlson's estate become a fortress. As they were fixing, a bunch of blabbering Shoobans ran to the site, apparently armed with explosive vests. It was obiviously clear what they were doing but it was too late. The bombs went off with a huge explosion and caused another explosion. The explosion was followed by a small wave of armored IFVs. It was obivious that Carlson has committed treason against his nation...Soon, the civillians paniced as the IFVs began firing into the crowd but were soon to be cut down by their weapons, It will take at least 15 minutes for the anti armor detachment to arrive...

Well I am in Earth II. So what the hell is going on?

OOC: Not sure, except the Gyrobot Foreign Minister is as crazy as the last one, and he's a CAD fan to boot, plus he likes abusing Shoobans. This'll go over REAL well with the DSRK. </sarcasm>

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The Government of Kahanistan strongly condemns the use of lethal ordnance against civilian population centers by the rebel forces of Mr. Jack Carlson.

We further condemn the abuse of Shoobans in the roles of slaves and suicide bombers by the rebel forces of Mr. Carlson.

In accordance with the Shooban Humanity Act of 2006, (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=501191) the Soviet Republic finds that reason exists to believe that crimes against humanity are being perpetrated by the rebel forces of Mr. Carlson.

Therefore, the Government of Kahanistan agrees to render military assistance to the Government of Gyrobot.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

OOC: Ok, the story is this, basically a topic a long way back was made by me (Partially due to the invasion of Socal8, now ceased to existed) about proclaiming the CAD to be the ruler of Earth (Different from a noob saying how he is the ruler of earth). This pissed off everything and I basically left NS...until now...I am hoping to RP under a new resolve that wont involve bowing down to CAD's policy but yet maintain a tie well enough to avoid genocide.

The Air Force finally arrived in the form of G/22 Raptors, An advance aircraft, their goal was to neutralise the armor with minimum casualties. As they swooped in, the Armor veichles are taken out with a bang. Several more would be en route but for now, the objective is to protect the Government building and civillians, which Carlson soldiers have used the corpses as barricades....

So what the hell are you doing with Earth II? We are very defensive you know.

OOC: Sorry to enter here but I just thought you should know. Earth II is a well-established RPing community that's been around for almost two years now, and we're very "territorial" about the use of Earth II in the thread heading. I don't believe that you're a member of Earth II, and thus I respectfully request you remove it from your heading, to avoid confusion, irritation, distraction, et cetera. Thank you in advance.

BTW, I thought the whole Shooban thingy was over more than a year ago when RB and that group had their fun with it. Does this mean that the Shoobans are back?!?

OOC: That's no biggie. It's not Earth II in the sense of the RP but rather in his own. It isn't that big of a deal, no need to hijack the RP and get fussy about it.