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Greetings, to those who curse us in folly!

I am the Grand Poobah, and I must protest the bad treatment of our people. We are not Mulsims as the Shi'a or the Sunni. We are an off break that restores the True Faith to the People.
Our holybook is the Bullshiite Cooran. As such it has nothing to do with the Quran of the mainstream Shi'a or Sunni.

Bullshiitism was created by the bastard offspring of a Companion of Muhammed and a Jewess he slept with. Their son later beceame the First Grand Poobah of the Bullshiite Calpiphate of Jihadiraq. He was the author of our mosy holy and glorious book the Bullshiite Cooran.
Muhammed was the Seal of the Prophets, however, he was not the last. Bullshiiteism is one of the fruits of Islam, allthough many may disagree.
Our religion teaches blood atonement and eternal jihad against the unbeleiver.
Democracy is a pagan, idolistic Heathen religious political movement. It gives the ability to weak minded and weak willed fools to have the illusion that they can decide for themselves. They can not. That just allows Shaitan to control their weak minds, and cause the decadence and lusciviousness of the weakling democracies.

Glory to the Jihad!
Long live the Bullshiite Faith!:upyours:

+++The Szorosistanian intelligence sector, both military and civilian, flag the group as a possible threat, and begin to lay out contingency plans and infiltration schedules.
+++It was unknown whether the group would rise in popularity after their media exposure, but no spook ever said "good enough."

ooc: While NOT a mod, I believe you were asked (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11759078&postcount=8) to try again without the stereotyping.

OOC: I think it's hilarious. Personally, I had originally intended Kahanistan to be a whackjob nation of Jewish extremists, but when developing my RPing skills and researching Wikipedia, those plans fell by the wayside.

IC:

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Such statements merely lay bare the ignorance of religious fanatics of secular politics. Democracy is not a religion, there have been Jewish, Christian, and even Islamic democracies throughout history.

We do not promote the worship of idols, the only idols you will find here are in the homes and temples of members of our pagan minorities.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Time for the Fascist Ayatollah to step in, then.

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