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Today is an important day today, for the warring parties of The Northern and Southern States Of Zanski have agreed to call up all nations that either is run by Terrorists or Supports Terrorism groups.

There will be no peace treaties between members, as Terrorists don't make peace. Unless they're freedom fighters.

Ok, state your Nations Title and any terrorist groups within and supported by your nation and their leader. I will Start.

Zanski

Moxiga

Leader: Jacob Axim

Pimik

Leaders: Brodir Imi and Miz Taxim

ZATA

Leader: Modi Arma

President Amras Wallace looked at the report in front of him, laughed and said, "A terrorist alliance? Hmph! Terrorists do not the intelligence or the will to create such a union. It will fail as so many have before. When will these type of people finally leave the civilized alone?"

Archbishop Benedictus VII's laughter echoed through the halls of Sol Giuldor's Diamond Cathrdral. "TERRORIST? IN A COHERENT ALLIANCE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Prepare the Crusader military, lets kill as many of there evil things as we can!"

Official Clandonian Response
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Having delt with terrorists home and abroad we take this matter very seriously. We were a victim of nuclear terrorism and so have used un-convetional doctrines in the past against groups including the nuking of anarchist forces in the territorys to the North of us. We have doctrine that our military can use to destroy terrorists using what ever means deemed globally.

Official Clandonian Response
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Having delt with terrorists home and abroad we take this matter very seriously. We were a victim of nuclear terrorism and so have used un-convetional doctrines in the past against groups including the nuking of anarchist forces in the territorys to the North of us. We have doctrine that our military can use to destroy terrorists using what ever means deemed globally.

"The People's Republic would gladly stand behind Clandonia Prime in its quest to eliminate terrorists."

- President Armas Wallace

Oh well. Don't be surprised if there are any car bombings in your nations.
This is not a threat. It is a possibility. The Zanx Goverments control the Moxiga and ZATA, so don't get on our nerves in future. Goodbye.

OOC: Before we go further I would like some information on all terrorists groups such as tactics, membership, land controled and what not.

Having been a target of terrorism ourselves, the Makaarian government feels very strongly about this attempt at a union. All information gathered here will be passed on to our intelligence services; all terrorists will be hunted; all civilised and law-abiding people will be made safe.

We seek collaboration with all nations to eliminate these threats to our collective safety.

Clandonia never fears terrorists, we just use the tactic and our countrys moto of 'destruction through supeior firepower' to be an advantage. We agree with the Makaar on the issue, we will share our inteligence to defeat and rid these evil forces from the world.

"Prehaps my friends it is time to create an alliance to rid of the world of terrorism. It would allow for better teamwork, and make the world a safer place."

- President Amras Wallace

Equation.

Terrorism = shitty.

We = bomb shitty.

You = about to be bombed for being shitty.
Minister to debate with stupid alliances, the Rt Hon Lolmington.

Equation.

Terrorism = shitty.

We = bomb shitty.

You = about to be bombed for being shitty.
Minister to debate with stupid alliances, the Rt Hon Lolmington.

OOC: You = disrespective You = should act better You = poor post

Um, where did I say anything about OOC in there?

Secondly '"The People's Republic would gladly stand behind Clandonia Prime in its quest to eliminate terrorims."

- President Armas Wallace'

Isn't exactly the greatest post in the world, considering you can't even spell terrorism right.

OOC: You = disrespective You = should act better You = poor post
[OOC: *disrespectful.]

HM Government is interested as to whether any of these 'terrorist nations' have any valuable natural resources.

Um, where did I say anything about OOC in there?

Secondly '"The People's Republic would gladly stand behind Clandonia Prime in its quest to eliminate terrorims."

- President Armas Wallace'

Isn't exactly the greatest post in the world, considering you can't even spell terrorism right.

OOC: Hmph...yeah I spelled it wrong, but at least I was respectful. You dont need to come off as a jerk like that. If you dont like then dont post. Get over yourself.

HM Questarian Government warns HM Praetonian Government to GTFO, they're our resources, we claimed them first.

OOC: Sorry, who gave you the royal prerogative?

[OOC: *disrespectful.]

HM Government is interested as to whether any of these 'terrorist nations' have any valuable natural resources.

OOC: That is why I need to slow down while I type. Thanks for telling me though.

HM Praetonian Government requests that HM Questerian Government STFU, and reminds it that we've been in the resource-exploiting business longer that you have, so there.

The Free Nation of Surdun deplores the very concept of terrorism, but would like to stress that not all freedom fighters are terrorists.

- Tegram Ilair, Leader of the Free Provinces.

Statement of HM Government

His Majesty's Government decries this 'modern union' of terrorist nations as a despicable, cowardly, disgusting union of 'nations' pushed forth together by a single cause - to engage in acts of terrorism in possibly civilised nations. Such acts can not, and will not, be tolerated by His Majesty's Government, and although we will not participate in any military action due to current constraints, the Foreign Security Office places a 25 billion dollar contract on the head of each leader of these terrorist organisations.

HM Praetonian Government requests that HM Questerian Government STFU, and reminds it that we've been in the resource-exploiting business longer that you have, so there.

HM Questarian Government requests that HM Praetonian Government gets skills, and reminds it we have more ppl tehn u and biggre battleships than u, so there.

HM Questarian Government requests that HM Praetonian Government gets skills, and reminds it we have more ppl tehn u and biggre battleships than u, so there.
HM Praetonian Government reminds HM Questerian Government that Rawlingson Smelters Ltd would be greatly obligued to fill Questers with toxic heavy metal smelters with limitted if any safety proceedures unless HM Questerian Government lets Rawlingson Smelters Ltd fill random countries with toxic heavy metal smelters with limitted if any safety proceedures.

Also, HM Praetonian Government would like to remind HM Questerian Government that it is 'crpa' and should 'get a lyfe'.

The Free Nation of Surdun feels that the topic may have been hijacked and urges that nations with differences should discuss them elsewhere over tea, or go to war or something.

HM Questarian Government thinks this is a jolly good idea, but we had tea five minutes ago.

"The nation of Great Nari would like to again propose an anti-terrorism alliance and is looking for any interested nations."

Clandonia agrees to such a idea, we hope other nations will join this to elimate the global terrorist threat.

The Glorious Empire of Naasha seeks to enter this alliance, and would like to draw the attention of its fellow members to the actions of Surdunni terrorists against itself.

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