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Network for Tocrowkian Neo-Bolshevist Enlightenment (Another News Thread)

Tocrowkia
29-09-2006, 04:25
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"Bringing our people and the World news, for a better, redder future!"

After the dramatic chorus of music, the red digitalized letters of "NTNBE" flashed across the screen, and the camera panned around the high-tech looking news room, with the digitalized Tocrowkian flags and other such digital things.

Then the camera cut to show the knock-out of a reporter that the Reich had appointed News Anchor of their new program, Natasha Bernadette (http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1726/newsanchor1ro7.jpg). Chosen for her skills as a reported as much as her good looks, she showed no visible sighs of stress or worry about the fact she was about to broadcast to billions of people. After clearing her voice, and tapping the papers in her hand once, she began to speak.

"Greetings Komrades, both home and abroad. I am Natasha Bernadette, and I am broadcasting to you, live from Pharamas Tocrowkia. Welcome, to our new international news program, Network for Tocrowkian Neo-Bolshevist Enlightenment, or NTNBE for short.

NTNBE's purpose is to inform the Reich's citizens and the World at large of any and all incidents, reforms, coups and military actions, as well as things relevant only to us, such as weather and sports.

The first thing on the agenda for tonight is the war against the CA hoodlums, Griffincrest and their allies. Our forces report utter decimation has been wrought on Blackhelm and Griffincrest by Tocrowkia and her allies.

Our glorious Air Force and those of our allies have reportedly secured the skies above Blackhelm, and are enjoying Air Dominance at the moment. Our sortees are met with no Resistance, and our pilots consider it a luxury to fly over the scorched Earth of our enemies lands.

Their Navy too, is in ruins. The tactical master minds in the Tocrowkian Navy decisively defeated an entire fleet of the enemy, with some minor assistance from our allies, and sent them screaming to their watery graves.

Our allies in The PeoplesFreedom have also already landed on the shores of the enemy, but sadly, due to the lack of Tocrowkian leadership in the attack, our ally reports high casualties. The Reich has not been so hasty, and is currently finishing off enemy shore defenses before we set foot on our enemies shores, bringing with them the forces of liberation and justice to Griffincrest, and the nation that has supported them.

On a related subject, all across the nation our people are paying tributes to the men and women of the Tocrowkian Armed Forces and the price they are paying leading the Anti-CA alliance and securing a free, democratic world for the future of mankind.

And with that, we go to Komrade Aslanov for the weather..."

((OOC: Before anyone says anything, this is propaganda, so of course things have been exaggerated. Also, any comments, replies or questions are welcome, both IC and OOC. Oh, and yes, the picture of Natasha is that of a Video Game characters. :p ))