NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings, decadent Democracies;

I am the Grand Poobah and Ayahtollah of the Holy Republic of Jihadiraq. My name is Shareef Amid Abu, and I am the head Imam of the Bullshiite Muslim Community.
For centuries, our people have bene oppressed by your greed and interference. You have violated our religious principles and profaned the name of Allah, Praise be His Flea Infested Beard! Your bombs have killed many of our sacred three humped camels, a unspeakable blasphemy!
Worse, you insist on a peaceful world. The Bullshiite Muslim community knows it is a sin to grow old and die in bed! Better to die in the flower of youth, destroying the foes of Allah! Better to die gasping in a pool of one's own blood.
Pacifism is a horrible sin. It allows the weak and foolish to outlive their usefullness. Out young men and women are dedicated Jihadi, eager to rise to Paradise by virtous deeds of valor against the decadent, sinful Democracies.
I therefore declare a fatwa against the sinners who kill our camels and invade our land. The fatwa is that you shall declare Allah is God, Muhammad is His Prophet and I, the Grand Poobah, am Allah's spokesperson. All that do so shall be treated kindly as brothers.
The Bullshiite community also demands an end to ANY military operations in our land, and that a comprnsatory ransom of 500 virgins, 1,000 three humped camels and 1,200 AK-47's be paid to us. Also, I the Grand Poobah, wish to have a gold and jewel encrusted AK-47.
We demand this in the Name of Allah, May His Beard Never Fall Out, or we shall be peeved!!

Grand Poobah and Ayahtollah
Bullshiite Muslim Community
GRace of Martyrs Palace

Long live the Jihadis!:sniper: :sniper: :gundge: : :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

Greetings, Oppressed People of Jihadiraq. I am the Lord of Hosts, speaking through my beloved and chosen prophet, Rabbi Novartza Mahershallalchashbaz.

Your prophet Muhammad has promised that he will be manifest again in the Day of Days and redeem your nation, and that all nations of the world will believe in Him. This is known throughout the Muslim world as the coming of the Mihdi or the Qayyim.

As has been mentioned in previous centuries, the Prophet of God has manifested Himself as Siyyid `Ali Muhammad (also known as "the Báb," and later, as Bahu'ullah, PBUH. I am their Disciple and Successor, the Current Manifestation of the Glory of Glories. My rule is accepted in our country by all Believers, be they Jews, Muslims, Christians or of other previous beliefs.

I hereby urge upon you to repent and accept Me as Your True Prophet and Manifestation of God, or the End of the World may occur.

(OOC: I didn't invent most of this stuff – read here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bah%C3%A1'%C3%AD_Faith) for further enjoyment).

We respect your nation as having faith in Allah. As such, we greet you as brothers.

Our faith is a sect of Shiitism,; It was founded by a famous descendant of a Companion of the Blessed Prophet Muhammed.
Our people used to engage in very violent blood fueds against each other, It was not at all uncommon for raiders to slay a whole village, dishonor the women and carry off all the goods as plunder. Needless to say, this created a situation of anarchy and never ending bloodletting.
The descendant of the Companion was a man who was a descendant of Muhammed;s tribe, his mother being a Jewess. Je taught us that it was evil to spill the blood of kin, and the awful damnation awaiting in the flames of Hell for such as they.

He united our people, and under his enlightened reing, He became the first Grand Poobah, Imam and Prime Minister of JIhadiraq. He addedd new books to the Quran, inspired by the angel Michael, correcting errors that had arisen in the Quran.

Our faith teaches that it is evil to die in bed of old age. To find true salvation, one must make an offering of their own blood to Allah, in doing glorious acts to proclaim His greatness and bringing Glory to His Name. There is no greater hope or desire of a Bullshiite then to smite the enemy of God with the edge of the sword.

I myself am the 110th Grand Poohbah, and all my predecessors died gloriously as suicide bombers, smiting the enemy. I pray to Allah, Blessed be He, that I too will be able to join the ranks of martyrs and secure for myself a place in Paradise.

OOC: This is really offensive to Islam. You could have portrayed this much better.

To:Jihadiraq
From:The Liberal Democratic Republic of Brydog

Dear Grand Poobah,
We wish to know why you are hatred of democracies. We being a democratic nation since 1957BC. We are mostly Protestant, and have a large Muslim popluation in our nation.

Wolfgang J. Lichtenburg
President of The Republic and Lord Chancellor of the Commonwealths

Official Diplomatic Message

The Democratic Republic holds the tenure of Freedom of Speech dear to the heart of its foundations, having escaped the tyranny of the Soviet Union after our independence from our colonial mother, the Russian Empire. The Democratic Republic therefore allows all possible debate to go on within its borders as to the best way of life for its citizens.

However, the government of the Democratic Republic wishes to make it clear that any physical hostility against the country would result in dire consequences.

Dimitri Vladivoski
President of the Democratic Republic of Revavlostok

The State of Southern Zanski is currently fighting a civil war against the State of Northern Zanski. Northern Zanski, the other day, took the lives of seven thousand followers of Islam, Sunni and Shi'ite. although Southern Zanski has an atheist government, Southern Zanski believes Islam is a wonderful culture that must be protected. however, although Southern Zanski funds some Terrorism, we also believe you have encouraged international outrage and controversy by saying these things. While it may be true, be careful how you put it.

Asalaam Aleikum,

Modi Arma, Master of the South

Try again, without the offensive stereotyping. (Bullshiite indeed.)