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Tocrowkia Declares War on the Corporate Alliance! Zing!

Tocrowkia
21-09-2006, 05:08
In an statement issued to the leaders of the Corporate Alliance, their victims, and indeed, the world in general, from the upper echelons of the Tocrowkian Reich, a dramatic and riveting(Or at least we like to think so) statement was issued.)

Official Declaration of War on all you Corporate Bastards

For far too long have we sat back and watched you, the snot-nosed, greedy children, the leaders of the Corporate Alliance order your bloodthirsty barbaric armies all across the Earth, pillaging innocent Nations, murdering their citizens, stealing their resources and imposing your capitalist tyranny upon them.

And it is with ecstatic excitement that we announce the end of your savage fores into other nations. We, the Government and the People of the Semi-Communist, Libertarian Reich of Tocrowkia hereby declare open hostiles against your pathetic alliance of nub cakes.

This will not be one of your "Beat downs" you have threatened us with in the past. Oh no, we will not stop into we root you and your mercenary scum you call your millitaries out of every rat hole in the nations you occupy and oppress.

Your Navies, if you have any, shall soon be nothing more than new homes for aquatic life on the ocean floor. Your Air Forces shall soon be nothing more than flaming heaps of metal that will make fanciful fireworks. Your Armies will be crushed under the heel of justice and civilization.

The Tocrowkian Military offers full support to anyone that has been or is being invaded by these barbarians. We also ask for the support of the world in this endeavor: Please, let us unite and destroy the Corporate Alliance for all their crimes, let us return peace and prosperity to the world!

Long live the forces of Communisim! Long live freedom & Justice!

-Reich Foreign Ministry-
The World Soviet Party
21-09-2006, 05:12
Oh oh, me me!

Official Diplomatic Communique
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To: The Tocrowkian Goverment & People
From: Chairman Aszenmil and TWSP'ian People

Its good to hear more nations are realizing the threat the CA poses to our freedoms. Recently, our nation was invaded, with no prior ultimatums or any warning whatsoever, by Griffincrest's Merceneries, its associated states and the CA.
Thus, we'd like to ask for your support in this war.

Signed,
Chairman Alexander Aszenmil.
Tocrowkia
21-09-2006, 05:16
Oh oh, me me!

Official Diplomatic Communique
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To: The Tocrowkian Goverment & People
From: Chairman Aszenmil and TWSP'ian People

Its good to hear more nations are realizing the threat the CA poses to our freedoms. Recently, our nation was invaded, with no prior ultimatums or any warning whatsoever, by Griffincrest's Merceneries, its associated states and the CA.
Thus, we'd like to ask for your support in this war.

Signed,
Chairman Alexander Aszenmil.

And you shall have it, Komrades. As we said, we will help anyone that has been attacked by the forces of evil.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-
The World Soviet Party
21-09-2006, 05:18
OOC: Do you require a link to the thread?
New Ausha
21-09-2006, 05:19
OOC: You beat me too the punch....anywayz...

Too Long has the Corporate Alliance opressed the peoples of free states. What was thier crime? Retaining soverignty? This was a justified reason for war? I think not! Too long has the CA broken international law, and walked over smaller nations, in the name of bussiness and finance! Disgraceful! Our only regret is that we did not establish the CECA sooner! If you are opressed by the CA join us! Rise up in our fight against the international opressors! Only through our numbers may we overcome the evil in the world today, that is the CA. The virtuous alliance of the GASN has been harassed by these warmongers long enough! We will unify with them. With this, we will perservere. Though there numbers and strength may be frightening, we musn't waver! This is thier power! Intimidation! If they are not walking over a small nation, they are nothing! Corporate Alliance, your days are numbered. International crimes and grievance will soon catch up with you.

New Ausha Pledges full support. May we suggested the destruction of Blackhelm, in order too kick off our global reatalitaion?
Tocrowkia
21-09-2006, 05:29
OOC: Do you require a link to the thread?

((OOC: Aye.))

OOC: You beat me too the punch....anywayz...

Too Long has the Corporate Alliance opressed the peoples of free states. What was thier crime? Retaining soverignty? This was a justified reason for war? I think not! Too long has the CA broken international law, and walked over smaller nations, in the name of bussiness and finance! Disgraceful! Our only regret is that we did not establish the CECA sooner! If you are opressed by the CA join us! Rise up in our fight against the international opressors! Only through our numbers may we overcome the evil in the world today, that is the CA. The virtuous alliance of the GASN has been harassed by these warmongers long enough! We will unify with them. With this, we will perservere. Though there numbers and strength may be frightening, we musn't waver! This is thier power! Intimidation! If they are not walking over a small nation, they are nothing! Corporate Alliance, your days are numbered. International crimes and grievance will soon catch up with you.

New Ausha Pledges full support. May we suggested the destruction of Blackhelm, in order too kick off our global reatalitaion?

Funnily enough, we were thinking the same thing. And we shall agree to it. The Destruction of Blackhelm be the first thing on the path to bringing justice to the members of CA.

Blackhelm, if you a reading this, know now that nothing, positively nothing, will save you now. Your destruction is nigh.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-
The World Soviet Party
21-09-2006, 05:31
OOC: Here you are then.

Linky Link of Linkage +5 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=498377)
New Ausha
21-09-2006, 05:31
((OOC: Aye.))



Funnily enough, we were thinking the same thing. And we shall agree to it. The Destruction of Blackhelm be the first thing on the path to bringing justice to the members of CA.

Blackhelm, if you a reading this, know now that nothing, positively nothing, will save you now. Your destruction is nigh.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Ok lets organize invasion forces. Then do we start a seperate thread?
Tocrowkia
21-09-2006, 05:33
Ok lets organize invasion forces. Then do we start a seperate thread?

((OOC: Up to you. A new thread would mean less clutter and possibly more organized, but it's up to you.))
New Ausha
21-09-2006, 05:35
((OOC: Up to you. A new thread would mean less clutter and possibly more organized, but it's up to you.))

OOC: Ill write it up soon enough. I have no school tommorow, so im free all day. How bout you?
Tocrowkia
21-09-2006, 05:36
OOC: Ill write it up soon enough. I have no school tommorow, so im free all day. How bout you?

((OOC: Same.))
Imperial isa
21-09-2006, 05:37
OOC i see a bloody big war caming
i think i move to pluto
Maraque
21-09-2006, 05:37
Official Government Response

The Secular Empire of Maraque puts its moral support behind the government of Tocrowkia in their quest to rid the world of the evil corporate rule that has plagued our precious Earth for too long.
Rosdivan
21-09-2006, 05:40
Statement of the Rosdivan Ministry of Defense

Finding itself co-belligerents with the Tocrowkian Reich against the Corporate Alliance and its predations, and having been in the process of drawing up invasion plans against the Blackhelm Confederacy, the Supreme Commonwealth of Rosdivan would like join with the Reich and its fellow belligerents in planning and executing the destruction of the Corporate Alliance.
Narenta
21-09-2006, 05:41
The Republic of Narenta

We have long been disgusted by the practices of the CA. We are adamantly opposed too them.

We formally declare war on then Corporate Alliance.
No endorse
21-09-2006, 05:46
Atal Amner sat in his ornate study, writing his name over and over ornately on pieces of paper. Alternatly using a quill pen or a paintbrush, he was amassing a stack of parchment with his signature. Every so often, he would pause and think, before returning to the serious buisness of autographing blank parchment.

One of his nameless and faceless lackies scurried into the room, placing a a small transcript on the desk next to the current sheet. With a wave of his hand, Atal motioned the man out. "I thank you kindly, good sire. You may move about your buisness." As the door shut softly, he placed his paintbrush in a small vial of ink and began reading the article.

"Mmmm... Corporate Alliance, eh? Never heard of them. Guess they're too pompous to try to intervene in No Endorse. Oh well, I'm the only one allowed to be pompous here!" With a flourish, he pressed the intercom recessed in his massive oak desk. "Miss Vickers? What do you know about the Corporate Alliance?" Miss Vickers's voice crackled over the intercom, muffled in the large room. "Never heard of them Sire, but they sound like a group that threatens our oversees combination Toaster and Bagel Slicer sales, as well as our market shares in the Sausage and Arms production markets."

Amner stroked his chin at this most distressing news. "Indeed? Hmm... thank you, that will be all." They would dare to try to mess with the economic interests of the Military Junta of No Endorse? Well then, something had to be done about this. He pressed another button. "Miss Vickers? Send the leader of this 'Tocrowkia' place a basket of Violet's crumpets and a pitcher of tea by overnight express. Violet is such a good cook, I'll never know how she manages to twist those knobs and create such an invigorating stimulation of the taste buds... I'll send you a note to attatch to the crumpets. Actually, attatch it to the basket, no sense in damaging my Violet's masterpieces."

Greetings and Salutations, brothers in arms! I have recieved word that you are embarking on a crusade against an entity known as the Corporate Alliance. My secretary, Miss Vickers, who is a wonderful person, tells me that they have the potential to hinder our overseas sales of this clever device that slices and toasts bagels in one step! Plus, your letter suggested that they are 'loose cannon,' liable to cause problems anywhere.

This simply cannot do. We shall support your actions in this war against them fully. The Army and Navy have been moved to an elevated status of readiness. The Air Force hasn't, they look like they need a rest for now, maybe they'll get upgraded on Tuesday? I don't know, I should ask Violet. Speaking of Violet, please enjoy these Crumpets. My wife Violet made them, they are simply to die for if I do say so myself. I could eat them until my stomach burst. The tea is merely allright, it's some generic thing I'm sure, a horrid taste that somehow just feels the need to be drunk at some time or another. You know how it is.
Cheers!

He signed the note with a large and flowing "A. Amner, Prime Minister of the Military Junta of No Endorse," and slid it through a 'mail slot' in his wall. The slot was immediatly behind 'Miss Vickers,' actually named Miss Wilson, as the real Miss Vickers had died from old age some time ago. She turned and grabbed the note, stapling it to the basket of store-bought crumpets, and tossed the whole thing into the overnight mailing slot.

The postman didn't bat an eye at the sight of the crumpets, such things were commonplace now. But the tea was odd... Oh well, there have been stranger things to happen...



ooc: Sorry Toc, I sorta kinda forgot how this guy used to act, so I'm forced to work it out from faded memories. Hope this is acceptable :p
[NS]Zukariaa
21-09-2006, 05:47
OFFICIAL MESSAGE FROM THE HIGH COMMANDER

TO:Tocrowkia
FROM:The High Commander, Henry Corrol

Zukariaa strongly opposes any fronts against it's allies in Undershi, which is currently a part of the Corporate Alliance. We request that any planned attacks on Undershi be reconsidered. Zukariaa does not care for the other nations of the Corporate Alliance, so long as their destruction does not effect the economy.

Signed, The High Commander
New Ausha
21-09-2006, 05:54
OOC: Blackhelm Invasion thread coming. Everybody who wishes, begin organizing your invasion forces.
Demon 666
21-09-2006, 05:54
Our Emperor has always felt that it is not in the interest of the Imperial Empire to engage itself in entangling alliances. HOwever, we will not support an anti-CA alliance, and we will fight alongside the CA, albeit on a temporary basis if war is begun.
Do not engage with the CA.
New Ausha
21-09-2006, 05:56
Our Emperor has always felt that it is not in the interest of the Imperial Empire to engage itself in entangling alliances. HOwever, we will not support an anti-CA alliance, and we will fight alongside the CA, albeit on a temporary basis if war is begun.
Do not engage with the CA.

We do not fear, nor respect your nation. therfore we do not heed your words. Do you wish too be destroyed too in this global retribution? So be it.

-Minister of Foreign Affairs Advisor
Anachrid
21-09-2006, 05:57
Our leader, who has has been chosen for this event, supports this war, and pledges his support of fresh troops and supplies, and the Terror Organization "Al Anarchizt" to help with the invasion of CA
New Ausha
21-09-2006, 06:00
OOC: Ok, since im home tommorow ill work on the BC invasion thread, expect it posted by about 11 am (pacific) Be sure too hop in it quick. Ill spearhead the attack.
Valley of the Giant
21-09-2006, 06:00
-Sch'Naggio Council Chambers-
"Next issue on the agenda...Tocrowkia's declaration of war on the Corporate Alliance."
Someone among the Council shouted, "Zing!"
"Indeed. Someone has proposed that we pressure teh Queen to make some sort of effort to 'help' one of the parties. We have dealt with Tocrowkia in the past, but I don't really care, so I'm not tossing it. Raise your hand if you care."
No hands went up.
"Raise your hand if you think we should do something about it anyway."
There were mixed hands. Several Dwarves had to jump up on their tables to be seen. As the hand raising and threatening glances were traded, it ended in a vote of 454-36. Then, one hand was raised in the air as they realized what was happening. 455-35. The Council was to pressure the Queen to get involved, but the Queen was already on it, so the whole mess wasn't worth it.
"Next thing on the agenda, the increase in exploding ice cream trucks. What the hell is Ice Cream and why do they have trucks?"


Official response of the Sch'Naggio Imperium of the Valley of the Giant, the Kologk Rain Forest, and the Triconian Alliance Islands and other occupied providences

The Sch'Naggio Imperium of the Valley of the Giant, the Kologk Rain Forest, and the Triconian Alliance Islands and other occupied providences supports the Riech of Tocrowkia and its respedctive allies against the members of the Corporate Alliance and its allies that may or have become involved in this war, and the Imperial Armed Forces of the Sch'Naggio Imperium of the Valley of the Giant, the Kologk Rain Forest, and the Triconian Alliance Islands and other occupied providences are ready to actively support Tocrowkia in whatever manner they require should they request our aid, unless the Dominion of the Trannsylvania specifically forbids it, as they currently occupy Kologk, which hosts the Kologk Waterfront Rain Forest and the Valley of the Giant.

((Which basically means that I'll help out Tocrowkia out here unless the Trannsylvania says no, because they occupy Kologk, and the bulk of our nation is hosted there, and we've decided it's not a good idea to screw with them, but I doubt he cares somehow.))
Imperial isa
21-09-2006, 06:04
OOC: Blackhelm Invasion thread coming. Everybody who wishes, begin organizing your invasion forces.
OOC
i like to say that i got people in the main city they get killed i will use my MAC guns on same one
Tocrowkia
21-09-2006, 07:02
Our Emperor has always felt that it is not in the interest of the Imperial Empire to engage itself in entangling alliances. HOwever, we will not support an anti-CA alliance, and we will fight alongside the CA, albeit on a temporary basis if war is begun.
Do not engage with the CA.

Our statement is the same as our allies in New Ausha. We do not fear or respect your nation, nor have we ever even heard of it in the past. Therefore, your ultimatum is ignored. If you wish to be destroyed along with CA, so be it. On the other side of the coin, we wish to thank everyone that has pledged their support. Together, we are confident we will restore freedom.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-
No endorse
21-09-2006, 15:41
Our Emperor has always felt that it is not in the interest of the Imperial Empire to engage itself in entangling alliances. HOwever, we will not support an anti-CA alliance, and we will fight alongside the CA, albeit on a temporary basis if war is begun.
Do not engage with the CA.

A letter arrived by color fax in the office of the foreign affairs office of Demon 666. It appeared to have originally been written in quill pen on parchment in a flowing hand, much to the surprise of whoever recieved it, and was signed with a flourish not once, but twice. At the top, it was stamped with a large green check mark in a circle.

Greetings and Salutations old chaps! I've heard quite a bit about your nation. Well, I haven't really, but I intend to find out more at some point, so maybe you'd prefer to enlighten me. An Emperor you speak of? Most interesting...

Anyways, the major point of this message is to ask a repersentative of your nation over to our humble dwelling, in order that we may thoroughly convince you of the folley of your actions. Your date of visit (should you choose to accept) will probably be somewhere in time for you to see a prortion of our SuperDreadnought fleet putting out to sea from Caranda Beach. (It takes a while, the river is rather narrow for SuperDreadnoughts. We've been meaning to find a better place to keep them, but Tyria is just so cold you know, and New Heisen... well, maybe we could use New Heisen... It's a good idea! Thank you for suggesting it!) Anyways, I'm sure after we chat for a while, you will be thoroughly convinced that our cause is the true way.

Of course, if you refuse, we'll be forced to outright declare war without even having a chit-chat. Plus you'll miss out on my wife's lovely cooking! And that is something that I'm convinced no man or woman should have to suffer.

Signed,
Atal Amner
Atal Amner

P.S. The lower signature was using this new ink I found... do you like it better?
The Infinite Crucible
21-09-2006, 17:53
ooc: I am in, just dont have time for an IC post.

IC: Reserved
RFF
21-09-2006, 19:07
You do not know what you have just done.

We will not, allow this to happen. Your people will pay the price in blood for your actions. All of your people, from the women to the children to the men. None will be spared from us.

~ Premier Minister, The Enlightened Empire
New Ausha
21-09-2006, 19:13
You do not know what you have just done.

We will not, allow this to happen. Your people will pay the price in blood for your actions. All of your people, from the women to the children to the men. None will be spared from us.

~ Premier Minister, The Enlightened Empire

The man, on duty in the ministry of Foreign Affairs recieved the telegram. After 3 seconds of skimming, he got back too his egg mcmuffin, and coffee.

"Anything new lad?"

A senior officer had entered the room. The man looked up briefly.

"No, sir, just idle threats from RFF."

"Righto."

The Officer left the room.
The Transylvania
21-09-2006, 20:22
((Which basically means that I'll help out Tocrowkia out here unless the Transylvania says no, because they occupy Kologk, and the bulk of our nation is hosted there, and we've decided it's not a good idea to screw with them, but I doubt he cares somehow.))

OOC: Go for it but if war comes to Kologk, to my land. I'll kill every drow and anybody from your nation I see. Got me? I show you evil.
Tocrowkia
21-09-2006, 21:02
You do not know what you have just done.

We will not, allow this to happen. Your people will pay the price in blood for your actions. All of your people, from the women to the children to the men. None will be spared from us.

~ Premier Minister, The Enlightened Empire

Your threats are pathetic, and we sincerely doubt your ability to carry them out. Try again.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-
North American Cities
21-09-2006, 21:11
We here at the Confederacy do not approve of the CA's practices. All entities allying against the CA can expect heavy air support from us, which consists of 3,000 fighter bombers and 3,000 of our new model Reaper-1 Anti-air fighter jets.
The Aeson
21-09-2006, 21:41
OOC: Go for it but if war comes to Kologk, to my land. I'll kill every drow and anybody from your nation I see. Got me? I show you evil.

OOC: Nice to know Kologk's in good hands. I put it on vacation mode, by the way, and I'll check up on it every now and again.

Anyways, I'd like to get involved in this, but I'm in isolation, and as far as the Ehznoists are concerned, you're all a bunch of hell-bound heathens who are welcome to kill each other anyways.
Demon 666
21-09-2006, 21:51
A letter arrived by color fax in the office of the foreign affairs office of Demon 666. It appeared to have originally been written in quill pen on parchment in a flowing hand, much to the surprise of whoever recieved it, and was signed with a flourish not once, but twice. At the top, it was stamped with a large green check mark in a circle.

Arthur Tenarius's hand trembled as he looked on the letter. Giving he personally despised man who were flashy, which this letter stunk of, eh was feeling insulted.
However, that wasn't worth war. But he might as well someone he didn't like to this assignment.
He sat down and began dictating a letter:
Mr. Amner.
I am willing to send one of my Admirals to examine your country and sample your wife's cooking. He will arrive in three days.
Sincerely, Emperor Tenarius
Aequatio
21-09-2006, 21:55
Official Statement from the Office of the President of the Aequatian Republic

Upon discovering the declaration and intent of the Reich of Tocrowkia, the administration of the Aequatian Republic is nothing but surprised to find ourselves agreeing with the move, despite past conflicts with the Reich.

As you have already become aware and pledged support for the conflict in The World Soviet Party, the Aequatian Republic forcess already deployed there will be happy to serve alongside those of the Reich as opposed to opposite then on the battlefield.
North American Cities
21-09-2006, 22:03
Due to matters back at our home country, we have to withdraw all air units.

Apologies.
Zackaroth
21-09-2006, 22:05
The nation of Zackaroth pledges it support to cause. We would come to invade the home land of Blackhelm but we are currently fighting Blackhelm in a small country on our border. If we could we would like some asstiance there since we where caught off-guard by Blackhelm's meddling. If you cannot provide some that is ok. We wish you well on your war and will hopefully be able to provide troops to the heartland of Blackhelm.


Aimless von Strangaild, High Leader of Zackaroth.
No Mans Landia
21-09-2006, 22:08
The nation of Zackaroth pledges it support to cause. We would come to invade the home land of Blackhelm but we are currently fighting Blackhelm in a small country on our border. If we could we would like some asstiance there since we where caught off-guard by Blackhelm's meddling. If you cannot provide some that is ok. We wish you well on your war and will hopefully be able to provide troops to the heartland of Blackhelm.


Aimless von Strangaild, High Leader of Zackaroth.

The Megacity of No Mans Landia would like to point out that the Blackhelm Confederacy, who have chosen to aid us against Zackarothian agression, are not a part of the Corporate Alliance.
New Ausha
21-09-2006, 22:09
The nation of Zackaroth pledges it support to cause. We would come to invade the home land of Blackhelm but we are currently fighting Blackhelm in a small country on our border. If we could we would like some asstiance there since we where caught off-guard by Blackhelm's meddling. If you cannot provide some that is ok. We wish you well on your war and will hopefully be able to provide troops to the heartland of Blackhelm.


Aimless von Strangaild, High Leader of Zackaroth.

To: Aimless von Strangaild, High Leader of Zackaroth

We would be glad too aid your bid. We are willing too do anything too undermine the BC.

-Commander Restin

OOC: Gimme the link
Errikland
21-09-2006, 22:18
Noble allies, Tocrowkia and New Ausha, we of the Errikan Empire wish for you to reconsider your current course of action. If you will not, however, we would like you to reconsider your apparent condemnation of capitalist policies.

OFFICIAL STANCE:
At this point, our Empire is to remain fully neutral in this conflict, though we will continue trading with both sides. Do not take steps to violate our neutrality.
Zackaroth
21-09-2006, 22:21
We thank New Ashua in helping us. Apperntly Blackhelm has side with a genocidal man in this conflict. We must free this nation before every lower class citzen is killed. THe small nation is land locked so you will have to come to our ports if you plan to send troops.


Aimles von Strangaild


OOC: The Thread http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11714182&posted=1#post11714182
New Ausha
21-09-2006, 22:26
Noble allies, Tocrowkia and New Ausha, we of the Errikan Empire wish for you to reconsider your current course of action. If you will not, however, we would like you to reconsider your apparent condemnation of capitalist policies.

OFFICIAL STANCE:
At this point, our Empire is to remain fully neutral in this conflict, though we will continue trading with both sides. Do not take steps to violate our neutrality.

To: Errikland Empire

For the record, CA does not practice capitalism. Destroying nations on a leaders whim, and opressing the masses through fear, is not capitalism.

As for you neutrality, uhm, not too sure how too say this, but well...we dont give a damn. God day sir.

-Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Shazbotdom
21-09-2006, 22:28
The Supreme Emperor of the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom has released this official statment:

"We really have no comment about the conflict brewing between between Tocrowia, his allies, and the Corporate Alliance. If anyone says otherwise, they are liars. We shall remain neutral in this war. That is all and i will not answer any questions about my sex life!"
Errikland
21-09-2006, 22:29
To: Errikland Empire

For the record, CA does not practice capitalism. Destroying nations on a leaders whim, and opressing the masses through fear, is not capitalism.

As for you neutrality, uhm, not too sure how too say this, but well...we dont give a damn. God day sir.

-Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Your position is completely understood, we were merely making ourselves clear. Sorting out the legality.
Leafanistan
21-09-2006, 22:40
Unknown Transmission to all parties from: The Independent Capitol Police

“We Are The Supreme Race All Else Is Inferior”

“We Shall Spare No One”

“We are One Mind… One Soul…”

"The Corporate Alliance is our kill, don't touch."

[END]
Leafanistan
21-09-2006, 22:44
To: Errikland Empire

For the record, CA does not practice capitalism. Destroying nations on a leaders whim, and opressing the masses through fear, is not capitalism.

As for you neutrality, uhm, not too sure how too say this, but well...we dont give a damn. God day sir.

-Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Transmission from General Resources Liason to the CA

From what we understand, capitalism was merely an economic system which the means of production and distribution are privately owned.

The CA practices profit motive, one of the main columns of capitalism, they are motivated by profit.

We wish no harm but as a small company trying to get a foothold on the very large world market, we cannot take a loss of a massive food contract we have with the CA. We cannot risk losing that.

[END]
The Infinite Crucible
21-09-2006, 22:47
Supreme Regelarc Nicodemus Christos strode across The Precipice, his uniform flowing from his now slightly aged structure. Teeming thousands convulsed below at his mere appearance, the countless throng pulsating with anticipation. He was adored in way that it is not healthy to be adored, many saw him as the avatar of God on earth, the eternal glory of heaven given human form. For twenty years he had commanded half of the government and the entirety of the military. With a final click of his boots he gripped the sides of the podium and the whole of the nation fell silent.

His gaze slowly rolled over the thousands below and he began to speak.

“We walk a tainted earth, servants of sin and men spawned of Satan stride in our midst, spread their evil ways in the name of progress and income. They so blindly ignore the eternal fate they weave for themselves with every action. They choose to ignore God, they choose to ignore their judgment! Today it has become our holy mission, our purpose in existence to cleanse one such group of sinners, to wipe them from earth and memory alike. Many of you know who I speak of, many of you are familiar with their sins against humanity, their sins against God! I speak of those most vile individuals, I speak of The Corporate Alliance. For so many years God has held them in his infinite compassion and forgiveness aloft above the flames of judgment, damnation… hell! He has kept them far from the depthless seas of brimstone, but now that time has ended. We as his right hand will strike these forsaken men down, and cast their brittle remains into the pits below! We, the holy armies of God, are going to war!

The very foundation of our foe’s souls will tremble with our coming, and God shall bestow us with a most terrible presence, so terrible that all mortal sinners will become meek with fear as we approach. With this divine spirit the great blight on the face of man, a mark of shame on God’s ultimate creation, will be obliterated. There can be no salvation now for those lost souls, there can be no forgiveness. Unto nothingness they will become, and nothingness will be left in our wake!

We will raise a mighty army from our ranks, an army imbued with the spirit of man and blessing of God. It will consist of millions, and the very earth will tremble as it passes. Beyond this I shall be calling the Martyr Guard into service should our foes choose to strike us here, in the heart of God’s domain on earth.

Bide your time foes of righteousness, and contemplate your coming eternity.”

With that he stepped away from the podium. The crowd below erupted with a fury and adoration so opposed it defied reason. With the stage set, it was only a matter of time.
Shalrirorchia
21-09-2006, 22:51
OOC- I somehow cannot tell who is good and who is bad in this exchange. It might be better to say that BOTH sides are kind of bad...(corporate alliance's charter frightens me).


IC-
The communists launched the first punch, and the might of the United States of Shalrirorchia stands opposed to extreme socialist policies. We offer to sell weapons and vehicles to the Corporate Alliance.
Tocrowkia
21-09-2006, 23:16
((OOC: Has the OOC thread been posted yet, New Ausha?))
New Ausha
21-09-2006, 23:28
((OOC: Has the OOC thread been posted yet, New Ausha?))

OOC: The attack on BC?
Tocrowkia
21-09-2006, 23:30
OOC: The attack on BC?

((OOC: Yeah, that. The thread where we were gonna organize our forces.))
The Transylvania
21-09-2006, 23:33
OOC: Nice to know Kologk's in good hands. I put it on vacation mode, by the way, and I'll check up on it every now and again.

OOC: Yeah, that is if you call being in the hands of manic, being safe.
New Ausha
21-09-2006, 23:54
Its IC. Hop in.


http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11714648#post11714648


The end of Blackhelm! Woot!~
The World Soviet Party
21-09-2006, 23:56
Its IC. Hop in.


http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11714648#post11714648


The end of Blackhelm! Woot!~

Yay, that and my Offensive supported by Aequatio and Rustov will sure make them tumble!

Dibs on his scientists! =p
imported_Illior
22-09-2006, 00:27
Official Government Proclamation
We support Tocrowkia and the alliance they have created to destroy the Corporate Alliance, but regretfully we cannot provide other support than moral.

The INGC
The Infinite Crucible
22-09-2006, 02:01
ooc: I think we should invade and obliterate all nations "under" Griffincrest. Before we do this, however, we should issue a notice and TG to each of them, warning them of the coming danger so they can pull out of the pact. Hopefully they will see that they are not protected by the Griffincrest and his support will falter.
New Ausha
22-09-2006, 02:09
ooc: I think we should invade and obliterate all nations "under" Griffincrest. Before we do this, however, we should issue a notice and TG to each of them, warning them of the coming danger so they can pull out of the pact. Hopefully they will see that they are not protected by the Griffincrest and his support will falter.

To: Infinite Crucible

This is an excellent idea. The nations BC has stomped on and sucks tribute from, fuels the Girffincrest war machine. If you are willing too attack the subsidiaries, I will be more than willing too destroy BC.

-Chancellor Ruas
RFF
22-09-2006, 02:11
OOC:
*Marks down "Obvious failure to seperate OOC from IC" to the list of Aushan failures.
New Ausha
22-09-2006, 02:16
OOC:
*Marks down "Obvious failure to seperate OOC from IC" to the list of Aushan failures.

OOC: Adds 500 points too RFF's douchebag score, resulting in a resounding, 872,974.
The Infinite Crucible
22-09-2006, 02:17
To: Infinite Crucible

This is an excellent idea. The nations BC has stomped on and sucks tribute from, fuels the Girffincrest war machine. If you are willing too attack the subsidiaries, I will be more than willing too destroy BC.

-Chancellor Ruas

Target: Chancellor Ruas, New Ausha
Sender: Nicodemus Christos, Supreme Regelarc, The Infinite Crucible
Topic: Destroying His Legs

We will inform all associates of The Griffincrest Corporation that their nations are in extreme danger. Hopefully most will leave the corporation without conflict, sparing themselves a terrible demise. Those that refuse… my armies shall wipe them from the face of the earth.

--End Transmission--

OOC: I will check them out and send them TG's. I will also make another thread for my war agains them specifically.
New Ausha
22-09-2006, 02:23
Target: Chancellor Ruas, New Ausha
Sender: Nicodemus Christos, Supreme Regelarc, The Infinite Crucible
Topic: Destroying His Legs

We will inform all associates of The Griffincrest Corporation that their nations are in extreme danger. Hopefully most will leave the corporation without conflict, sparing themselves a terrible demise. Those that refuse… my armies shall wipe them from the face of the earth.

--End Transmission--

OOC: I will check them out and send them TG's. I will also make another thread for my war agains them specifically.



~Reply~

Beautiful plan, good luck. Quite appropriate name, too. Once the legs, or vital organs, of BC are gone, economic collapse will certainly follow. With this, BC will be province number 40!

Best Wishes,

-Chancellor Ruas
The Scandinvans
22-09-2006, 02:59
In the marble Imperial cathedral where all the Catholic Emperors before him had been crowned the Crown Prince Olaf prayed the Rosary in Latin and had been there since yesterday morning praying and fasting. As he kneeled in a pew praying one of the Imperial bodyguards approached and whispered something in his ear. Without so much as flinching he sees the guard away and continued his prayers and fasting until the evening of the very same day.

Finished he went back to where the Catholic Patriarch of the Scandinvan Empire where they greeted each other first in High Valgardian and then in Latin. After that, the Patriarch and he prayed together for a long while until it was about 8:00 P.M. Then the Patriarch blessed him with the sign of the cross with oil on his fore head, gave him a blessing, and handed him the Papal Flag to carry to war against the heathen pigs of Griffincrest and against all the people that followed their unholy influence. Departing after saying the Nicene Creed and the Rosary the Prince Left to pray for the rest of the night in the Imperial Chapel of the Cathedral.

After praying most of the night the Prince then returned to the Imperial Palace where he rested and regained his strength lost from fasting. Then he began cleansed himself from his sins by going through Confession and ritually purified himself in the Sacred Springs of St. Richard. At last he was now ready to lead the crusade.

A day later he appeared before the House of Lords and on television and then spoke in High Valgardian, which was translated through subtitles for the benefit of the fact that only a thousand people in the world even spoke it decently. After that event the armies began to gather in Valdra from where the Crusade would be launched.

After a few more weeks a great fleet of thousands of vessels now lay in the port of Valdra while the streets were full of people in white robes with great red crosses on their chest now were ready to depart. So with that Holy Army of the Scandinvan Empire now departed on their ships to wage a holy war against the dark heathen pigs who had dared to attempt to assail the world and as well as the Empire.

Yet, before they left a message was sent to the nations of the world,” The Holy Army of God and the Scandinvan Empire shall now aide in the bringing of justice to the heathens of Griffincrest and all those nations who do not repent, heed this warning or face our the wrath of the North. Deus vult.”

Crusading Composition:
2,000,000 Imperial Regulars
100,000 Imperial Infantry Knights
10,000 Imperial Guards
50,000 Humvees
36,000 Supply Trucks
18,000 Armored Vehicles
9,000 Abraham Tanks
3,000 Crusader Tanks
4,000 Heavy Artillery
6,000 Artillery
10,000 Mortars
5,000 Fighter Craft
3,500 Bomber Craft
10,000 Helicopters
65 Aircraft Carriers
70 Battleships
50 Pocket Battleships
105 Heavy Cruisers
150 Medium Cruisers
190 Light Cruisers
245 Frigates’
280 Destroyers
2150 Large Landing Craft
320 Submarines
imported_Illior
22-09-2006, 03:17
OOC RFF & NA, let's keep the flaming to a watery minimum... kthnx
Valley of the Giant
22-09-2006, 03:24
OOC: Go for it but if war comes to Kologk, to my land. I'll kill every drow and anybody from your nation I see. Got me? I show you evil.
((Don't worry about it, Tran. I've only given him my thumbs-up. If he doesn't want my support, he won't get it. If Kologk gets invaded, we'll be sure to fight them off before you get the chance to do that to me.))
No endorse
22-09-2006, 03:32
Arthur Tenarius's hand trembled as he looked on the letter. Giving he personally despised man who were flashy, which this letter stunk of, eh was feeling insulted.
However, that wasn't worth war. But he might as well someone he didn't like to this assignment.
He sat down and began dictating a letter:
Mr. Amner.
I am willing to send one of my Admirals to examine your country and sample your wife's cooking. He will arrive in three days.
Sincerely, Emperor Tenarius

Atal Amner read the letter with much pleasure, almost dancing for joy. He rapidly fired off a reply.

This is most pleasing! I would be honored to host an Admiral, maybe he can explain to me in simpler terms what my Navy is doing when it is moving those mountains of steel up and down the rivers. Oh well, it's not my job to know everything about this stuff.

Cheers! And see you in three days!
Atal Amner

P.S. The New Heisen airport is a little crowded, make sure his jet radios that it is diplomatic. He'll get to cut to the front of the queue.
Demon 666
22-09-2006, 04:31
OOC: On a side note, Tenarius is insulting you by sending an Admiral, given the Navy is by far the weakest part of the Imperial Army.

IC:Admiral Raphael Karas sighed as he sat in the airplane. Filling a tumbler of Scotch, he downed it without emotion.
So much had gone wrong. Tenarius had never forgiven for the Metarian disaster, and he had dispatched him to mess with a lunatic. Moreover, he hated flying, and Tenarius knew it.
Nevertheless, he had been sent, and he would do it. His objectives were clear: Prevent war. A war here would be even more problematic than the ultimate Imperial nightmare, the inevitable all-out war with Groznyj.
Southeastasia
22-09-2006, 09:57
[OOC: Erm, did Blackhelm even consent to this invasion OOC? Because he/she may not neccessarily like it and use the IGNORE cannon.....]
The Infinite Crucible
22-09-2006, 12:42
OOC: Yea I have not seen a single Blackhelm post in any of the threads related to this war, and I am pretty sure he has read them. I dont think he likes the issue of another war breaking out. While I am all for picking your own RP's, when you are a war monger a war you can not win tends to come around with time, I mean look at The Kraven Corporation.
The World Soviet Party
22-09-2006, 14:43
*Stands up*
Ladies and Gentlemen, its is my duty to inform you that, we've (if this war ever begins) started World War III.
Hataria
22-09-2006, 18:21
*Stands up*
Ladies and Gentlemen, its is my duty to inform you that, we've (if this war ever begins) started World War III.

OOC:I Belivie It is more like World War VI there has been World Wars III, IV, and V
Tocrowkia
22-09-2006, 19:36
[OOC: Erm, did Blackhelm even consent to this invasion OOC? Because he/she may not neccessarily like it and use the IGNORE cannon.....]

((OOC: No, he didn't. And why should he? He keeps invading people for oil, he should have expected something like this to come around. If it ignores it, it will be very poor form of him.))
The Infinite Crucible
22-09-2006, 19:39
((OOC: No, he didn't. And why should he? He keeps invading people for oil, he should have expected something like this to come around. If it ignores it, it will be very poor form of him.))

OOC: I would send hima TG, but I cant seem to connect to the regular NS page. Also, please people try to keep this as civil as possible. We are all trying to have fun.
Tyrandis
22-09-2006, 20:09
OOC: Toc, get on mIRC. We have matters to discuss.

IC:

[Official Statement from the Office of the Autocrat]

With the recent escalation of tensions between the Militaristic Federation of Tyrandis and the Divine Reich of Tocrowkia extending from our membership in the Coalition Against Democracy, I feel it necessary to extend the hand of friendship to the valiant capitalist states standing against the rising tide of Communist aggression. As the collapse of the Corporate Alliance beneath the jackboots of Red oppression would be a serious detriment to Tyrandisan foreign policy, I am personally obliged to guarantee our Federation's eternal, unconditional support as long as the member-countries of the CA continue their struggle against the godless hordes. Tyrandis will not tolerate the wholesale destruction of ideologically similiar bodies under any circumstances. I would say to the members of the Corporate Alliance, to arm yourselves for the coming storm of Communist aggression, for it would be far better to perish in a struggle of blood and wills than to accept the inhuman domination that you will surely see emerge should you fail.

And I say to the Reich, and its sniveling, putrid lackeys, that the day of reckoning is at hand. Today, I may truthfully proclaim that the light of free markets, of the basic rights of man, stand tall and unchallenged; that the nations of the Corporate Alliance are still captains of their national souls. To preserve this natural and indeed optimal state of affairs, the Federation proclaims that she shall make every effort, expend every drop of blood, to ensure that the aggressive action of the international Communist movement is destroyed forevermore. I make this pledge of undying support on my sacred honor: I, Kurumi Hamazaki, Lady Autocrat of the Federation, will oppose the machinations of the Divine Reich and its supporters until my dying breath. To achieve this noble end, the armed service of our state will mobilize immediately, and all reasonable materiel support will be extended to CA members besieged by the heathen Communist aggressors. Tyrandis shall fight until the last bastion of Red power is felled and its blood-soaked fields salted.

There can be no more noble cause than to roll back the tides of war from the shores of tranquility. Should the Militaristic Federation stand for thousand years, may it be that our posterity look back upon this age and say, "This was their finest hour."

[Kurumi Hamazaki] (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/Iampromo.PNG)
[Lady Autocrat of the Federation]
Asian China
22-09-2006, 20:09
*Stands up*
Ladies and Gentlemen, its is my duty to inform you that, we've (if this war ever begins) started World War III.
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m259/asian_china/coat-of-arms.jpg
People's Republic of Asian China


Asian China will of course support the World Soviet Party in this hard mission. Our goal in this issue is equal - fight the capitalist nations who only understand the language of money and oil. Let them learn that power comes through socialism, and in this case also through military power. We will engage the People's Liberation Army in this issue.

Hu Jintao
President of the People's Republic of Asian China,
Chairman of the party and state Military Affairs Committees.
The Transylvania
22-09-2006, 21:01
((Don't worry about it, Tran. I've only given him my thumbs-up. If he doesn't want my support, he won't get it. If Kologk gets invaded, we'll be sure to fight them off before you get the chance to do that to me.))

OOC: The best bet is to sit back and watch.
No endorse
22-09-2006, 23:19
An ornately written color fax arrived at the foreign affairs office of Tyrandis.

Lady Autocrat Kurumi Hamazaki, I must profess that I enjoyed your statement tremendously. It is so full of power, so passionate, and so misguided as to render it all the more... romantic.

I say to you this: turn back from your stance, and declare absolute neutrality. I only say this because I would not wish suffering upon yourself and your possessions. However, if you wish to back up thy eloquent wit at the point of the sword, then so be it. It is impossible to stop a man from commiting suicide, we have long since learned that it is better to aid them and end their self-loathing.

Chage of your own accord, or chage never again
Atal Amner

========================

ooc:
OOC: On a side note, Tenarius is insulting you by sending an Admiral, given the Navy is by far the weakest part of the Imperial Army.
Like Amner would notice or care :P

========================

IC:Admiral Raphael Karas sighed as he sat in the airplane. Filling a tumbler of Scotch, he downed it without emotion.
So much had gone wrong. Tenarius had never forgiven for the Metarian disaster, and he had dispatched him to mess with a lunatic. Moreover, he hated flying, and Tenarius knew it.
Nevertheless, he had been sent, and he would do it. His objectives were clear: Prevent war. A war here would be even more problematic than the ultimate Imperial nightmare, the inevitable all-out war with Groznyj.

Amelia Wilson, AKA "Miss Vickers," waited patiently for the Admiral's plane to land. The massive airport had been restricted slightly in anticipation of this event, and even now the craft appeared on the massive radar nets present in No Endorse.

Amelia looked across the tarmac, supressing a grin as she saw the dozens of press officials gathered on the runway. Someone had obviously leaked this meeting... probably Violet, she seemed to do such things a lot. But Atal could never get angry at her, she somehow managed to command his being. Well, as much as such a whimsical fool as could be commanded.

Amelia checked her watch, and pulled out a cigarette. Damn traffic jam up there, they need more airports...
Northford
22-09-2006, 23:39
Final Warning, as the Northfordian Strategic Weapons Act, 2006, to the members of the Corporate Alliance

Consider this the Final Warning from the Commonwealth. You have 24 hours to present yourselves in an unarmed, open boats, in the middle of international waters to be picked up by air, by Northfordian Judicial Officers.

Disobey at your own peril...
Tocrowkia
23-09-2006, 00:10
OOC: Toc, get on mIRC. We have matters to discuss.

IC:

[Official Statement from the Office of the Autocrat]

With the recent escalation of tensions between the Militaristic Federation of Tyrandis and the Divine Reich of Tocrowkia extending from our membership in the Coalition Against Democracy, I feel it necessary to extend the hand of friendship to the valiant capitalist states standing against the rising tide of Communist aggression. As the collapse of the Corporate Alliance beneath the jackboots of Red oppression would be a serious detriment to Tyrandisan foreign policy, I am personally obliged to guarantee our Federation's eternal, unconditional support as long as the member-countries of the CA continue their struggle against the godless hordes. Tyrandis will not tolerate the wholesale destruction of ideologically similiar bodies under any circumstances. I would say to the members of the Corporate Alliance, to arm yourselves for the coming storm of Communist aggression, for it would be far better to perish in a struggle of blood and wills than to accept the inhuman domination that you will surely see emerge should you fail.

And I say to the Reich, and its sniveling, putrid lackeys, that the day of reckoning is at hand. Today, I may truthfully proclaim that the light of free markets, of the basic rights of man, stand tall and unchallenged; that the nations of the Corporate Alliance are still captains of their national souls. To preserve this natural and indeed optimal state of affairs, the Federation proclaims that she shall make every effort, expend every drop of blood, to ensure that the aggressive action of the international Communist movement is destroyed forevermore. I make this pledge of undying support on my sacred honor: I, Kurumi Hamazaki, Lady Autocrat of the Federation, will oppose the machinations of the Divine Reich and its supporters until my dying breath. To achieve this noble end, the armed service of our state will mobilize immediately, and all reasonable materiel support will be extended to CA members besieged by the heathen Communist aggressors. Tyrandis shall fight until the last bastion of Red power is felled and its blood-soaked fields salted.

There can be no more noble cause than to roll back the tides of war from the shores of tranquility. Should the Militaristic Federation stand for thousand years, may it be that our posterity look back upon this age and say, "This was their finest hour."

[Kurumi Hamazaki] (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/Iampromo.PNG)
[Lady Autocrat of the Federation]

We promise two 93 Meter tall Ivory Statues of the Autocrat if they back off and let us rip these nubs apart.

-Reich Ministry of Foreign Affairs-
Deserted Territories
23-09-2006, 00:15
Final Warning, as the Northfordian Strategic Weapons Act, 2006, to the members of the Corporate Alliance

Consider this the Final Warning from the Commonwealth. You have 24 hours to present yourselves in an unarmed, open boats, in the middle of international waters to be picked up by air, by Northfordian Judicial Officers.

Disobey at your own peril...

We don't have that many boats. :( Oh well, Peril it is.
Tyrandis
23-09-2006, 00:20
We promise two 93 Meter tall Ivory Statues of the Autocrat if they back off and let us rip these nubs apart.

-Reich Ministry of Foreign Affairs-

SIC:

[Official Statement of the Office of the Autocrat]

This offer is acceptable.

Just so you know, I really wasn't going to prop up those incompetents even if you hadn't agreed to my demands. >_>

[Kurumi Hamazaki] (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/Iampromo.PNG)
[Lady Autocrat of the Federation]
Undershi
23-09-2006, 00:42
OOC: Wow... wow, wow, wow, wow, wow... I think the Empire of Undershi will be hiding...

ICly:

The IIS Commitee on Foreign Affairs read with horror the new reports on the recent events overseas, quickly coming to a conclusion, and sending a message to the governments of the governments of the various members of the anti-Blackhelm Confederacy alliance:

On behalf of the government of the Empire of Undershi, we would like to urge a peaceful resolution to this affair... and failing that, that you please not consider us to be too dangerous and worthy of atomic destruction... we await your reply to our Good Faith peace efforts with some anticipation.
[NS]Zukariaa
23-09-2006, 00:51
OFFICIAL MESSAGE FROM THE HIGH COMMANDER

TO: All Nations Involved
FROM: The High Commander, Henry Corrol

The Almighty Empire of Zukariaa backs the Empire of Undershi. As allies, we are obligated to do what is in the best intrests of the other in a situation such as this, and we shall do so. We back them in their calls for peace.

Signed, The High Commander



SECRET IC:
TO: The Empire of Undershi
FROM: The High Commander, Henry Corrol

If your calls for peace fail, we suggest you leave the Corporate Alliance. You may not like the idea of abandoning allies, it is absolutely neccasary for your nations survival.

Signed, The High Commander
Leocardia
23-09-2006, 01:02
Jason took a deep breath in the air, and sighed it out loud. It's about time the Commomwealth has been issued a threat. He steadily walks in his Presidential Palace patio and looks down at the Kinshieto Beach, Leocardia's finest and most preserved beach. He sees the finest women, the most muscular men, and the most adorable kids hanging in the beach. He took another deep sigh, and went back in.

Leocardia is beginning to disarm it's nuclear weaponry, not too fast to attract attention to dangerous enemies, but slowly to keep Leocardian influence to the world. Leocardia's threatened to use it's weapons serval times, and has used them twice, as the last resort in the Pythogrian-Leocardian fight for the Makoki Islands.

He went to the nearest phone: "Yes, it's me... I want to disarm Leocardia's nuclear weaponry... The war with the Commomwealth? We'll support them. Send about 400,000 soldiers... Thanks, good bye."

Jason is on vacation, but he did overtime to make this decision...
RFF
23-09-2006, 02:36
OOC: Sorry, but this is bothering me. Why do you keep using the term 'Nub' ICly? God damn, I can hardly see a national leader even knowing what a term like that meant, much less using it.
Tocrowkia
23-09-2006, 02:39
OOC: Sorry, but this is bothering me. Why do you keep using the term 'Nub' ICly? God damn, I can hardly see a national leader even knowing what a term like that meant, much less using it.

((OOC: You obviously don't know my leaders/government, then.))
Demon 666
23-09-2006, 03:02
Amelia Wilson, AKA "Miss Vickers," waited patiently for the Admiral's plane to land. The massive airport had been restricted slightly in anticipation of this event, and even now the craft appeared on the massive radar nets present in No Endorse.

Amelia looked across the tarmac, supressing a grin as she saw the dozens of press officials gathered on the runway. Someone had obviously leaked this meeting... probably Violet, she seemed to do such things a lot. But Atal could never get angry at her, she somehow managed to command his being. Well, as much as such a whimsical fool as could be commanded.

Amelia checked her watch, and pulled out a cigarette. Damn traffic jam up there, they need more airports...
Karas looked aged as he walked down the steps. In the space of a few hours, the Empire was now at war with Hataria and the dreaded Bormann Empire. He had to keep anyone else from declaring war too.
Walking to the woman, he bowed and smiled.
"Greetings, Madame. Admiral Karas at your service."
Czardas
23-09-2006, 03:14
Excerpted from a meeting held in one of Czarna's top-security complexes.

"Ms. Wong, we have some information you may appreciate."

"Don't tell me, is it another war? Tell them thanks, but we're already in one, we don't have the time right now. Maybe if they could postpone it for a few months..."

"Ma'am, I'm being quite serious, and I hope you are too."

"Weasel, look at the name of the country we're in. Just about everyone here is too busy getting high or arguing to be serious."

"Oh, whatever."

"Hmm.... this Tocrowkian Reich again? Wasn't that the one with those lesbian porno videos?"

"I believe so, ma'am."

"And on the other side, the Corporate Alliance.... bloody n00bs, I don't think a one of them's even been around more than a hundred years."

"Ma'am? What was that word?"

"N00b?"

"Yes. Wouldn't it be easier to pronounce it 'noob'?"

"Well, yeah, but it's not as 1337!"

"As what?"

Excerpted from an instant message chat between Airya Wong, Vice-Director of National Intelligence, and Kari Alhoun, Foreign Minister

[22:33]<a.wong> yeah, it's yet another one.
[22:33]<a.wong> Appears to be made up of commies on one side and n00bs on the other.
[22:33]<k.alhoun> Holy Firefury... what is the world coming to?
[22:34]<k.alhoun> Looks like we'll have to be neutral.
[22:34]<a.wong> The Reich has made some social reforms recently though...
[22:34]<k.alhoun> Without economic reform as well it's pretty much hot air.
[22:34]<a.wong> True.
[22:34]<k.alhoun> Well, whatever. I'll send a message to that effect then.
[22:34]<k.alhoun> We can't be global peacekeepers, you know. We can't involve ourselves in every war that crops up.
[22:35]<k.alhoun> There is a world beyond Czardas and we have to recognise that and give it its due space where it does not require our services.
[22:35]<k.alhoun> One day Czardas shall return back to her lofty state of isolation, owing nothing to nobody, with no entangling alliances to confound its path to eternal peace....
[22:35]<a.wong> Are you stoned again?

Official Statement of the Czardaian Government

To put it quite simply, we don't give a flying fuck.
Have a pleasant day.

-- Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
Undershi
24-09-2006, 01:43
The assembled High Command of the Undershi Empire watched in horrified silence the recent footage from New Ausha, staring in sheer disbelieving horror as the carrier Nietzche shook from the enemies fire, as its flight deck was cratered by the incoming fire, as massive flames lept forth from the ruin of its hull... as it finally broke in two and sunk beneath the waves...
It was a horror, and it was one that they had not been prepared for. They couldn't help but shudder at this... or at the missile, that one missile amidst dozens that got through, and struck the destroyer Lee amidship... and sent that proud Undershi ship to the icy depths as well.
It had not been a proud day for the Undershi Navy. Still, now, in light of these recent images, they had to decide what to do... and that decision came easily to them - within five minutes, they had a message for the enemy alliance that had just sunk their ships:

To the various Imperialist Agressors who have Brutally launched an Unprovoked attack against our naval units, we must make this following ultimatum - peace now, or we shall fight you to the last drop of our blood. We say again - allow us an honorable peace agreement, or we shall declare war against your nations. We know that this is unlikely to result in our survival... but we will do so anyway. You do not attack Undershi naval units, slaughtering hundreds, without declaring war and get away with it. So, peace now, or will we have no choice but to fight you?
Hurtful Thoughts
24-09-2006, 01:58
To the various Imperialist Agressors who have Brutally launched an Unprovoked attack against our naval units, we must make this following ultimatum - peace now, or we shall fight you to the last drop of our blood. We say again - allow us an honorable peace agreement, or we shall declare war against your nations. We know that this is unlikely to result in our survival... but we will do so anyway. You do not attack Undershi naval units, slaughtering hundreds, without declaring war and get away with it. So, peace now, or will we have no choice but to fight you?

Response from a nobody in PROHT:
Dude, you're screwed no matter what you do, it is better to live on your feet than to die in a hole you dug yourself...
Hataria
24-09-2006, 02:02
The assembled High Command of the Undershi Empire watched in horrified silence the recent footage from New Ausha, staring in sheer disbelieving horror as the carrier Nietzche shook from the enemies fire, as its flight deck was cratered by the incoming fire, as massive flames lept forth from the ruin of its hull... as it finally broke in two and sunk beneath the waves...
It was a horror, and it was one that they had not been prepared for. They couldn't help but shudder at this... or at the missile, that one missile amidst dozens that got through, and struck the destroyer Lee amidship... and sent that proud Undershi ship to the icy depths as well.
It had not been a proud day for the Undershi Navy. Still, now, in light of these recent images, they had to decide what to do... and that decision came easily to them - within five minutes, they had a message for the enemy alliance that had just sunk their ships:

To the various Imperialist Agressors who have Brutally launched an Unprovoked attack against our naval units, we must make this following ultimatum - peace now, or we shall fight you to the last drop of our blood. We say again - allow us an honorable peace agreement, or we shall declare war against your nations. We know that this is unlikely to result in our survival... but we will do so anyway. You do not attack Undershi naval units, slaughtering hundreds, without declaring war and get away with it. So, peace now, or will we have no choice but to fight you?


To The poor Bakas of The Nation of Undershi
From: Her Imperial Majesty, Empress Neherenia of The Imperial Republic of Hataria

If you want peace, Stop all aid to Griffincrest, Blackhelm, Demon 666 and their Allies and pay $4,000,000,000 to each of The Anti-CA Alliance members at once or face us in The Field of Battle and see who will be standing at War's End.
The World Soviet Party
24-09-2006, 02:29
To The poor Bakas of The Nation of Undershi
From: Her Imperial Majesty, Empress Neherenia of The Imperial Republic of Hataria

If you want peace, Stop all aid to Griffincrest, Blackhelm, Demon 666 and their Allies and pay $4,000,000,000 to each of The Anti-CA Alliance members at once or face us in The Field of Battle and see who will be standing at War's End.

Official Diplomatic Communique
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To: The Undershi Goverment
From: TWSP'ian Goverment

We wish to state that the message by Hataria, doest not, in fact, represent the offical Anti-CA alliance stance on the matter.
All we are asking is that you cease all hostilities towards our homelands and step out of the Corporate Alliance, we will not harm your nation, people or sovereignity in any way.
Please accept our apologies for Hataria's harsh response.

Signed,
Chairman Aszenmil
Leocardia
25-09-2006, 04:49
The official ceremony for the 400,000 Leocardian soldier departure. These highly trained and equipped men were told their final command by their trainers to show the world what Leocardia got. The men partied on their last few days, and are preparing for their real departure out of Leocardia and into the battlefield.


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To: Tocrowkia
From: The Armed Superpower Empire of Leocardia

Our strong 400,000 army awaits to aid your war with the Corporates. Where do you request our men to be dropped into the battlefield?
Undershi
25-09-2006, 17:16
The Hatarian response, even when softened by the TWSP response, shocked the Undershi government. They had expected simple terms for peace... and that was what TWSP offered, wasn't it? But then there were the Hatarian demands - what about those? Which represented the official position of the anti-CA alliance? Until that was known, the Undershi Empire would continue providing aid to the Blackhelm Confederacy... even if their troops would not have taken to the field yet...