Agrandov
19-09-2006, 22:45
'WHAT!?' yelled the Emperor, his naturally sonorous voice amplified a hundred times by His Excellency's private office, its design and construction for this purpose exactly. Ornate and gold-trimmed walls met the high ceiling with statues of saints and eagles, which looked down judgingly on his unfortunate visitor. The thick red carpet seemed to be slowly swallowing him, and the young Aide almost wished it would hurry up so he could escape the wrath of the aging man in front of him.
The Emperor himself was, as always, in his white and black ceremonial robes, a masterpiece of embroidery with the gold thread depicting Agrandov's glorious past and events from his favourite parts of the bible. These parts of the book were invariably those where the Lord would deliver punishment to the sinners who had forsaken him. A greying man, tall and surprisingly athletic, the Emperor had an aura of the absolute; he did not compromise.
'What,' he repeated, more patiently, 'is happening with the Guild?' His knuckles whitened as he gripped a decorative fountain pen with both hands.
'It- It needs more time, your Excellency... I... we just can't cope!'
'What do you need? Men? Money?' he enquired, his brow furrowed now in curiosity rather than anger.
The intercom squawked, and the Emperor held a hand out for silence as he answered.
'What is it now?' came his stinging answer.
'It's the Minister of Finance, Sire, he says these reports are incredibly urgent. It concerns the Guild of Knowledge-'
'Send him in. Now' the Emperor ordered, and sat back, relaxed, in his plush chair of the finest materials.
And in walked a man who was definitely not the Minister of Finance, who was carrying a briefcase that definitely did not contain the promised reports. Holding it in outstretched arms, the man charged at the Emperor in primal fury. His berserk battle cry alerted the four Clerics on duty outside, who realised what was happening and scrambled to enter the room.
It happened almost in slow motion, as an event that shook the nation took place. The Emperor stood, chanting holy verses as fast and loud as his lips would allow. A Cleric knelt, and fired; the red-hot bullet hitting the assailant in the shoulder. The Emperor brought his hand down, still containing the pen, with unstoppable force into the man's forehead. He staggered backwards into the waiting Clerics, who forced him to the ground and held him at gunpoint.
Then the briefcase exploded.
Agrandov State News: Your Views!
Our Glorious Emperor is in hospital today after an attempt on his life by left-wing radicals. A bomb blast shook the Cathedral this afternoon causing minor structural damage to the landmark and killing 5 people. No information on the victims has been released as of yet, but Clerics are expected to be amongst the number as they were guarding the Emperor at the time.
With Our Leader still in intensive care, the Minister of Civil Control, Wornson, has assumed control of Agrondov and declared a state of Martial Law. 103 people have been arrested in connection to the attempt, although its known that some of these are already released without charge.
Now we have a selection of chapters and hymns, personal favourites of our Emperor, for your enjoyment...
The Emperor himself was, as always, in his white and black ceremonial robes, a masterpiece of embroidery with the gold thread depicting Agrandov's glorious past and events from his favourite parts of the bible. These parts of the book were invariably those where the Lord would deliver punishment to the sinners who had forsaken him. A greying man, tall and surprisingly athletic, the Emperor had an aura of the absolute; he did not compromise.
'What,' he repeated, more patiently, 'is happening with the Guild?' His knuckles whitened as he gripped a decorative fountain pen with both hands.
'It- It needs more time, your Excellency... I... we just can't cope!'
'What do you need? Men? Money?' he enquired, his brow furrowed now in curiosity rather than anger.
The intercom squawked, and the Emperor held a hand out for silence as he answered.
'What is it now?' came his stinging answer.
'It's the Minister of Finance, Sire, he says these reports are incredibly urgent. It concerns the Guild of Knowledge-'
'Send him in. Now' the Emperor ordered, and sat back, relaxed, in his plush chair of the finest materials.
And in walked a man who was definitely not the Minister of Finance, who was carrying a briefcase that definitely did not contain the promised reports. Holding it in outstretched arms, the man charged at the Emperor in primal fury. His berserk battle cry alerted the four Clerics on duty outside, who realised what was happening and scrambled to enter the room.
It happened almost in slow motion, as an event that shook the nation took place. The Emperor stood, chanting holy verses as fast and loud as his lips would allow. A Cleric knelt, and fired; the red-hot bullet hitting the assailant in the shoulder. The Emperor brought his hand down, still containing the pen, with unstoppable force into the man's forehead. He staggered backwards into the waiting Clerics, who forced him to the ground and held him at gunpoint.
Then the briefcase exploded.
Agrandov State News: Your Views!
Our Glorious Emperor is in hospital today after an attempt on his life by left-wing radicals. A bomb blast shook the Cathedral this afternoon causing minor structural damage to the landmark and killing 5 people. No information on the victims has been released as of yet, but Clerics are expected to be amongst the number as they were guarding the Emperor at the time.
With Our Leader still in intensive care, the Minister of Civil Control, Wornson, has assumed control of Agrondov and declared a state of Martial Law. 103 people have been arrested in connection to the attempt, although its known that some of these are already released without charge.
Now we have a selection of chapters and hymns, personal favourites of our Emperor, for your enjoyment...