NationStates Jolt Archive


Fear My Overcompensation!

No Mans Landia
19-09-2006, 02:10
OOC: Yes, I know this is a crazy, stupid, impractical idea that will crash my economy. Read the title. The president's a loony.

IC: President Dent has announced a commission for a new cannon which he calls Earthstormer. It will be capable of launching a ten meter shell out of the earth's atmosphere. President Dent was quoted as saying "This is what I like to call a preemptive lesson to stay out of our business!"

Work on the cannon has commenced in an unrevealed location.

In order to raise the necessary funds, the president has raised taxes for the rich and middle class, and septupled them for the poor.
No Mans Landia
19-09-2006, 14:42
OOC: What, no comment?
Hataria
19-09-2006, 15:37
OOC: Yes, I know this is a crazy, stupid, impractical idea that will crash my economy. Read the title. The president's a loony.

IC: President Dent has announced a commission for a new cannon which he calls Earthstormer. It will be capable of launching a ten meter shell out of the earth's atmosphere. President Dent was quoted as saying "This is what I like to call a preemptive lesson to stay out of our business!"

Work on the cannon has commenced in an unrevealed location.

In order to raise the necessary funds, the president has raised taxes for the rich and middle class, and septupled them for the poor.


OOC:a cannon.........that can shot something out of The Earth's Atmosphere........You do know that the Shell will not be able to go that High, The Iraqis tried one with their "Supergun" Little Babylon. It only gone 45 Feet into The air and dropped like a Rock. Your cannon will never work.
The Cassiopeia Galaxy
19-09-2006, 15:42
OOC:a cannon.........that can shot something out of The Earth's Atmosphere........You do know that the Shell will not be able to go that High, The Iraqis tried one with their "Supergun" Little Babylon. It only gone 45 Feet into The air and dropped like a Rock. Your cannon will never work.

(You know I think that's the point, I think he was trying to do a humour thread. Do you have MSN Signor Landia?)
Hataria
19-09-2006, 15:48
(You know I think that's the point, I think he was trying to do a humour thread. Do you have MSN Signor Landia?)

OOC: Oh
Dra-pol
19-09-2006, 16:01
OOC: Uhm, Hataria, cannons have fired shells into space many, many times, for many, many years. You even indirectly referenced some of the people responsible for a lot of that by talking about Iraq's super-guns. Not heard of the High Altitude Research Project, then?
Dra-pol orbits small satellites with a cannon called Dragon's Throat, and has anti-satellite munitions as well.
Still, that doesn't change the fact that a ten-metre bore (I assume that was the implication?) isn't going to work, as the original poster appears to be aware :)
Spooty
19-09-2006, 16:16
"Blatent P*nis envy..."
-Mr Spoot
No Mans Landia
19-09-2006, 20:10
OOC:a cannon.........that can shot something out of The Earth's Atmosphere........You do know that the Shell will not be able to go that High, The Iraqis tried one with their "Supergun" Little Babylon. It only gone 45 Feet into The air and dropped like a Rock. Your cannon will never work.

OOC: Did you read the OOC? And yes, this was meant to be semi-humorous, but it will lead to something more serious. Like the thread that will exist with my next post.