NationStates Jolt Archive

Today another attempt in granting sainthood to a powerful, a group of powerful nations. The CAD or the Coalition against Democracy has nominated to be called Emperor of the Earth. They were to be crowned that prestige and have a Theme Park Built after them. This was after Dreadfire refusal to ascend to become an Emperor, but however the CAD is more ambitous and will accept the godhood. Also just like the nation of AMF, the CAD remains undefeated in war.

And the nation of Gyrobot continues to humiliate itself on the international stage. I suppose that some things never change...

Signed,

Molyneux

Prince Molyneux of the Toreador Clan

[OOC: And you pull this bloody stunt off again this time with CAD? *Sigh* Indeed, some people do never learn, and sometimes some people can never get better.]

"Umm... on behalf of CAD, I would like to crown you Idiot. Congratulations on your new title....jackass."-The Great Leader Li.

I thought the CAD will be happy to enjoy being rulers of the earth.

"Gyrobot needs to have their nations citizens checked into, or at least their leaders...that is all i have to say, it about sums it up" Replied President Roberts to a question regarding Gyrobot's recent crowning of something or another...it didn't really matter.

When asked his views on the subject, the Templar president said, "I would have sent off a reply threatening military action if they didn't cease and desist in this moronic announcement. But then I figured they couldn't be serious as the rest of the world would rise as one and slay them."

"Gyrobot needs to have their nations citizens checked into, or at least their leaders...that is all i have to say, it about sums it up" Replied President Roberts to a question regarding Gyrobot's recent crowning of something or another...it didn't really matter.

Its only our Foreign Leader's who nuts, the lack of international response has made him slightly bored to say the least. Our nation knows nothing till he went off and proclaim the CAD to be called Rulers of the Earth.

Prime Minister Gyrobot Lenster.

The Prime Minister was caught walking down the street by some members of the press. when they asked him what they thought about this, he replied;

'FUCK OFF.'

It is unknown whether he was referring to the press, or gyrobot.

According to a recent Czardasnet opinion poll 98.9% of Czardaians agree with the Questarian Prime Minister.

The other 1.1% all died mysterious simultaneous deaths, involving roundhouse kicks and walnuts. No comment has been released and the Czardaian Police Force was unable to be reached, due to the fact that it never existed in the first place.

I thought the CAD will be happy to enjoy being rulers of the earth.
[OOC: To be blunt Gyrobot, get a spine and quit attention-seeking around with your ridiculous topics and your poorly constructed posts. You want recognition, I suggest you greatly improve your prose to more respectable levels, and not ever post absurd topics IC ever again.]

[OOC: To be blunt Gyrobot, get a spine and quit attention-seeking around with your ridiculous topics and your poorly constructed posts. You want recognition, I suggest you greatly improve your prose to more respectable levels, and not ever post absurd topics IC ever again.]

OOC: What the hell are you crying about? If you disagree with someone IC:ly, answer in IC also! In this case, one of his CHARACTERS said something stupid, so you start calling HIM stupid for that... Everyone has the right to post just as "absurd" stuff IC-ly they want, and if you don't like it, don't answer to it! It is you who's making himself to look like an idiot here.

... and in stranger news, yesterday the Foreign Minister of Gyrobot declared CAD as the new Emperor of the Earth, and stated that a theme park would somehow be dedicated to this event. When asked about the official position of the Relorian government, Matriarch Zelella simply replied: "If I weren't afraid that they would try to give it away to some random nation or alliance, I would invite Gyrobot leaders to visit our country, where they could enjoy the well-funded mental health facilities that we have on offer here."

Ministeress for Foreign Affairs Jenn Pichi claimed that she "look[ed] forward to the day when Gyrobot citizens realise their leaders are clinically insane and abysmally foolish and remove them from power."

Meanwhile JanSoft Ltd, the leading Computer Aided Design software developer in Reloria based in Jealia Metropolis, accepted the title enthusiastically, thanking the Foreign Minister of Gyrobot for his "intelligent and enlightened decision". Chief Executive Ranisa Harr, on her lunch break and looking for things to do, stated that she looked forward to enjoying the theme park. She went on to explain, "as first act as Emperor of Earth, JanSoft Ltd intends to bulldoze the nation of Gyrobot and construct an enormous software development house in its place. The project will cost an estimated J-3.50, and will bring no less than three jobs into the area."

Ms. Harr then clarified, "you see, this is why men shouldn't be given positions of power. Or at least, Gyrobot men at any rate."

Several dozen television shows have already created mocking parodies of Gyrobot in general and their announcement in particular. Friday Night Comedy Slot featured a cross-eyed man dressed as a giant chicken, who claimed to be the Gyrobot foreign minister and gave his country away to numerous members of the audience, while Good Morning on Channel Sixty-Three portrayed the Gyrobot foreign minister as a submissive hand puppet.

Whatever comes out of the Gyrobot announcement, it seems that they have finally used up any credibility they had left on the international stage.

This was Kellisa Priss, reporting for the Nine o'Clock news.

OOC: What the hell are you crying about? If you disagree with someone IC:ly, answer in IC also! In this case, one of his CHARACTERS said something stupid, so you start calling HIM stupid for that... Everyone has the right to post just as "absurd" stuff IC-ly they want, and if you don't like it, don't answer to it! It is you who's making himself to look like an idiot here.
[OOC: I can understand the absurdity part, but without even mediocre detail, then frankly, it isn't worth responding IC....and especially with regards to his record in the past, mate. But since you demanded a response IC, asketh and ye shalt receive.]

Secret IC:

Encrypted Transmission
To: Government of Gyrobot
From: Henley Leong, Senior Deputy Prime Minister, Union of Southeast Asian Nations
Subject: CAD - Empire of Earth Statement

And yet again the inept and foolish government of the State of Gyrobot makes the most recent statement of great idiocy. First you pull this stunt off with Lord Damien Dreadfire, who hinted himself in a public response to your government that he knew that not even his nation's military war machine could totally subjugate the entire planet and maintain it. Now, you pull this off with the CAD alliance and what not?

Apparently, your government does not understand the concept of the word "diplomacy," nor does it understand international relations theory as well. And even your military record....using nuclear weapons on an otherwise non-belligerent nation-state with peacekeeping forces trying to help (if any) survivors the nuclear irradiated lands of Slovania, once under the grasp of draconian reign but now totally devoid of it's former glory?

I can go on and on, my dear fellows, but I think you get what I mean. I suggest that the State of Gyrobot go into isolationism, and come back when it can make proper actions and competent decisions across the international community.

Signed,
The Right Honorable Henley Leong
Senior Deputy Prime Minister
Union of Southeast Asian Nations

To Southeast Asia

You know the CAD is far different from Automagfreek, unlike Dreadfire. The Armies of the CAD are vastly bigger and show the same disregard for human life. So they will have a much easier time subjucdating nations through whatever means necessary. They are also undefeated in wars so it justifies their military supremacy. The CAD will become the new Empire. LONG LIVE THE SHAH AND HIS IMMORTAL ALLIES!

Foreign Minister Jack Carlson.

Once more the press questioned another Minister regarding Gyrobot's actions...

"...and so it goes that some lunatic has come to a possition of power. Again, we ferverently await their arrival as leaders of the said nations before we crush them as it will no doubt be the nations official moto or somesuch thing, you know how it is. But thats enough of that and onto some more important issues..."

Dreadfire's message to Gyrobot was short, simple, and sent across the most secure channels.

This world is mine....in time you'll see. Neither you, CAD, or anyone else will stand in my way.

-Damien Dreadfire

As the message was sent, he began to chuckle. Like giving a kid a hand grenade...